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# I got my first FP!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:17, archived)
# wow to go!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Homertrannie is unsure of Pizzadick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:29, archived)
# .
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:30, archived)
# this is how i picture you.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:35, archived)
# I am not magenta
though.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:12, archived)
# How do they do pisses?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:37, archived)
# They perspirate urea.
The girls find it most unpleasant.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Homer has pretty pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:37, archived)
# There's a lot of detail in this drawing.
I feel as if it was important to you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:38, archived)
# well.
i traced the body from some pin up. but i did put a lot of effort in the panties although some of the color got lost in compression.

it was important.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:42, archived)
# THAT RED TOENAIL POLISH MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)
# vaginal homer simpson bites thomes head off and in limbo thome yoke pees on hiself and meets our celebrity guest star and they sing a song together and make some kind of joke about it.
then i guess like. well. something funny happens.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:03, archived)
# All the former members of The Monkees arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:13, archived)
# This is better than I thought it would be.
And I thought it would be great.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:21, archived)
# STATEMENT RECIEVED
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)
# joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:00, archived)
# YES.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:23, archived)
# (the featured print screen dates from 2004, I think)
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Thanks, I was trying to be serious.
Now you've made it silly.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)
# \o/
*waves madly back*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 6:26, archived)
# none.
it is a mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:22, archived)
# f**k it, i'm pearoatsing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)
# mup pet fu ck pup pet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Brilliant. Lets all repost shit. Yeah, lets.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)
# It hids in his haed.
It spakes like a robut.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Thare is a batul.
But it is a sexay batul.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)
# ok
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Hes dinkel is too bigg.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
# good work.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)
# How about a race?
You say the place. I say one thing. You say the other thing. We mash up something and post it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Is this thing on?
Dr. D you're more prolific than that minority group that won't integrate with the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:04, archived)
# Would.
Wouldn´t.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Long time now they have sended a spams.
I writing then the letters sending to several, thus: why you speaking so freely and often of my pen1s? The length and such, what is truly of no concerns of you. But coming back its just more spams.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)
# ALSO PLES VOTE FOR MY OTHAR BLOGG
www.b3ta.com/board/8747251
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)
# maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)
# OHHHHHHHHH HOMEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Thom Yorke and Homer Simpson, living together in a New York apartment.
It sounds like a hit but it needs love interest. For licensing reasons Marge is off limits for this project, so I propose...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:14, archived)
# homer simpson but with boobs and panties.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:28, archived)
# This just might work
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:33, archived)
# aaawwwseom.
feturing the real voice of thome yoke. and also just to piss off radiohead fans rather than singing his song in episodes he has to sing songs about farts with an old casio keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:36, archived)
# I see where you're going with this
but in reality I reckon he'd probably like that.
Jeez, maybe we should do this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)
# Lyrics to Silent But Violent, by Thom Yorke, featured in episode 5 of Thom'n'Homer...

Will they let it fall?
Will they let it fall
Out of their guts?
Free...
Free to waft
Into their noses...

Will they hold it in? (x4)
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:48, archived)
# how much money will this cost us?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:52, archived)
# I think everyone will do it for free
if we say it's for charity.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:54, archived)
# please draw animate a guy in a cat costume eating out homer simpson with boobs for africa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Yeah and for some orphans or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:14, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)
# hello.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:30, archived)
# If it makes you happy......
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# happy happy happy
*slits wrists*
top work tho if somewhat depressing ;D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Meh.
It depresses me less than the post below :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)
# heh!
agreed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Very nice!
Reminds me a little of this...
(Prof KM, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Pfft!
YOU ARE NOT KENNY ;)

Edit: And your sig has saved me and all of you from missing nakedness. Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Indoors with a hot cup it does.
Dragging a pair of headless torsos to
a shallow grave in that, is another story.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)
# *sads*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)
# this is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:37, archived)
# What?
It's the spider from Alien and the rain says 'die die die die die die die die die die die die'!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# You've posted this before.
b3ta.com/board/8729313

Fucking reposting dickfaggot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:55, archived)
# DO IT YOU TURD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:00, archived)
# well done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:35, archived)
# These MP3s are cute???
So many Cute Mp3s...

www.topnewsblog.info/tblog_10932.htm

Barbie Girls MP3 Player looks so great, i just get it for my little niece... she loves it very much...
(Cotmweaselee, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# so kawaii
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)
# OMG!
FUCKINGLOLROFLZORZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# hmmmmm

oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I shit on your tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I want more fucking cute mp3s you cunt!
Now stop being such a great bawbag and give me some!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k7VoFiagfs
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# i hate you.
i hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I click but nothing happen.
Once I won price, million visitor, it was geocities site I made a visit. I am still waiting my ipod.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I AM STILL WAITING MY IPOD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:53, archived)
# go back to japan, rapebait.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:38, archived)
# My sleep deprivation led my drawing hand to this:
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)
# It´s a very sad sporangium :^(
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# snorks is getting depressing.
or rather, more depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# HA HA HA!
I WANT TO SNORK HER SO HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# gggggggaaaaaaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# So upsetting :(
Did he read this?
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsmcWvmOq.3llu1lCjwNGwjsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080825130901AAfpuvM
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# ha
that would have cheered him up
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Awwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Oh noes!
on that note
G'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# true story
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)
# ha!
he likes it:
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# yay!
(woo to the orginal; lovely stuff!)
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I felt that happy once.
Almost. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 4:07, archived)
# ;_;
mine led to me drawing moogles
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# sl'dep does indeed do mysterious things
me likey :)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)
# its 2:33am and I have to manage a team of crack monkeys in the morning so..
..Gnight
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:17, archived)
# sleepdep is good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:42, archived)
# May I see your silly walk?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# not quite a walk but a spazzy dance, BUT STILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)
# BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# you know the drill by now
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I think I just came :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Robo-aerobics!
Woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Gundam meets flashdance!
Shame its not wearing any purdy pink panties under that metallic skirt though.

Im off te bed now - early start tomorrow for me :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# WIMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
# A subtle way of making it look like you changed legs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# tomorrow's FT seems to have captured the mood in the city...

(pineapple_juice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# He's gone it would appear
No more clansoul baiting for tonight
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Baiting? You are pathetic!


And he is probably still around I would wager ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I think he's gone now...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# You what?
www.b3ta.com/board/8747116
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# oh noes I just got this message:
For private Web documents k3b/-\b has used 29.0% of the weekly limit and 39.0% of the yearly limit. See Traffic Limits. This page was not in the Web cache, so was charged to the School.

Poor school of maths and stats.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I just cost the School of Mathematics and Statistics at Sydney Uni
another 1 cent of their internet bill and they aren't happy!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Oh I see!
You live in Sydney then? I have a namesake there!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# oh yes, the Redsushi bar near town hall!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Is there?
I was referring to the artist who owns a gallery there called Michael Commerford.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hahaha
you have raped your internets
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# shame it's only the internet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ?
sometimes I doubt I will ever understand the subtle nuances of this board...
(pineapple_juice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# :D
Sorry, it isn't you, it is a fool down there a bit....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# It's a trade-off.
You probably have a Life and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Leave it out you slag!
At least other people are around when we are online! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Gonna be some sweet sounds, coming down
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Speaking of sweet sounds, I heard the gayshift rap last night and creamed a bit.
www.b3ta.com/links/PRIVATE_PANTS_PARTY_TIME_THE_SONG
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Dance steps are both easy and fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# ur wel pritti, talkahstbabb
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# RLS
(Rubber Leg Syndrome)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# fitti beetah sindrome. u gott it lol.
srsli
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I was going to say "This will go excellently with my gayshift party picture..." so I could whore it out some more.
BUT IT FUCKING DOESN'T!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Where is this picture?
If I'm not in it, so help me...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# No matter how many times I hear it
the way he says poo makes me laugh like a loon. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# What the hell is that.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# polite but incorrect
time for bed, which sadly I made from cheap european redwood
(pineapple_juice, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Running gag, with some foundation.
www3.barnesy.org/search/posts/56509/pic?q=cotdeath

also
www.b3ta.com/board/8267541
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Haha fuck, I forgot about that
I love being a cunt, looks like I got here just in time.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# He's been getting better, so your game had been off for a bit.
However, his post below only served to your prepared ace. HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# :D
Old dog etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# ClanSoul is penis!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I forgot how great this joint used to be :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I'm well fucking cool, right?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# YOU MAKE ME CREAM PINEMANSAPPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# wkd bd tiem. nite lol
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Only the dead are cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# GOT TO KEEP ALL EYES ON THE TRENDS IF YOU WANT TO MAKE FUCKING MONEY FUCKING FAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# hahahahah
WHAT?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Oh man, Pizza News
I hope the news is "Pizza is on the way"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# The nearest Dominoes to here is too far.
I'm not pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Lipstick on a kicking, squealing Gucci little piggy
(clut, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# TITS ON A PIG!
Or was it lipstick on a bulldog? The Americans confuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# OINK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# GOOD LORD
(would)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I should have just GIS jade goody, that would have saved me some time
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# GIS?
Got InSide?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Google Image Search
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Garibaldi Itinerary Solution?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Our survey says......
GREAT INDIAN SLAPPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Grave Intentional Sexism.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# GAVE I SEXWEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# yipes!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# OINK OINK!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# 'shopped pics only
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Listen up y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# No >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# GO BIG DAMN YOU.


I KEEP MAKING IT BIG WITH HTML BUT IT WONT STAY BIG.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Was it worth the effort?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I already had it from another time.
It's usefull to show my degree of sadness, when I can remember how to make it big.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# why screencap?
> :[
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# People who can remember the codes to type for extra characters are clearly freaks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I type all my docos in a markup language, I'm used to it
I can't remember a lot of html though
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I can never seem to make things bigger with html.
I was trying it in the bedroom admittedly...
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Dunnit.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# B3ta doesn't accept text-embiggening tags.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# It's piccy poo.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I know that source


I noticed someone was winding him up down there...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Well in a way yes,
but he was winding himself up.

It is always lovely to shit on people who whore themselves so much :D

How do Shish?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# oh I'm ok I suppose. I get to practice talking about bubbles in a couple of hours.
I really should go and numerically integrate SDEs but I cbf.

and yerel'?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I was ok until
you just confused me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# what the bubbles or the numerical integration of SDEs?
I CAN PREDICT THE STOCKMARKET MOFO!!
*rakes in money*
*looses money*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# It's the way you tell 'em!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Really! Does this mean I can pick up girls by talking about bubble oscillations?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# SDEs!
I cant remember how to do PDEs!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# pdes numerically, shooting scheme or psuedospectral
sde: fudge anyway you can!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Just cunt them in the fuck, thats the easiest way
theres always some fudge factor in most equations
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Are you an engineer or physicist perchance?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# chemical engineer student
/final year blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Fuck!
Stop making me confuse you with petehix!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# What?
Why did you think I was pete?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME!
I don't know, I think because you both have Ps and an H in your name.

I think remembering who people are got pushed to a redundant sector of my brain some time ago.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Is he an engineer too?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# No, he's not even at univeristy. He's still doing six form I think.
Hence why I only realised when you said you were in your final year.

You people and your confusing and seperate existences.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Im sorry for not being someone else jeru
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Merge with him. MERGE!
Become.....EPIPHINIX!

Which is actually a fucking cool name
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# BE DISCOMEATS!
www3.barnesy.org/search/posts/30877/nopic?q=fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# That's my motto;
"Fudge, any way I can."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# How do you manage to make such a good subject sound SO BORING?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Sexy differential equations & pornographical differential equations?
My knowledge of maths is a little hazy...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# "How about now?"
*hands over 20 bucks*
"Fuck, these are heavy!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# very sexy and very pornogrpahic
stochastic and partial...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# He's got to learn to play.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# ..the banjo because...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# when he's cleaning windows
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# it will prevent
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# OXIDE POISONING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# ...in his...
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# MAN CHUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Seepage
 
haha, branching storyline!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# god damn it stop ruining my milf fantasy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry....
No hummus, and its not technically shopped, but the theme of this compo made my try my knack at some 3D charicature stuff. Took about 3-4 days.

Sorry - ill draw some cocks on it or shop glitter in the frame if it will fit in more.


shameless portfolio plug
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I like that lots!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# But...
its not shopped and therefore shouldn't be FP'd.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Seen my FP?
it's real! =0
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Awesome!
Do you live in London?

Do you want a job ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I LIVE IN LONDON!
I WANT A JOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I LIVE IN JOBS
I WANT A LONDON
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I HAVE LONDON AIDS!
IT IS LIKE BAD AIDS BUT MORE LONDONIEREST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# PIE AND MASH
CONSUMING AIDZ!!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# YOU WANT AIDS?
TRY SOME LIQUOR!!!!

LOZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# LONDON JOB WANT
I LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# JOB LONDON I
WANT LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I LIVE IN LONDON!
I WANT A JOB!
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# LONDON AIDS LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I JOB IN LIVE
I WANT A LONDON!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# LONDON CANCER LOL!
Oh shit, I went too far :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# EVERYONE LONDON JOB WANTING
are you all bankers?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# No
Im a BAKER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I MAKE CANDLE STICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# You still deal in bread..
man
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I DON'T LIVE IN LONDON
I DON'T WANT A JOB
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# WANT SEX?
TRY ASIAN FREE DATING LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I tried a dating site once, up to the point where you have to pay to email the other person.*
*also, the other person (she, I hope) contacted me. I was releived to find there were more desperate people in the world.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Nah - i live in Wolvo.
Im available for freelance, but im a picky bastard as im so hard to motivate these days. Plus, im gonna be on holiday all of October, so no work for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# :)
ENJOY TEH HOLIDAZE
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I shore will!
Asian babes here i come
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# YOU'RE A KNIGHT ASWELL?!
How big is this lance?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# About free meters long.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Oh I say.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# You have the skills Mr Taters
Fucking Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# That's fucking awesome.
Seriously. Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# that's really
really good
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# That's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# That's really good!
Compo it for victory!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Oh shite - i fuggot about that!
Ta for the heads up
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# that
is greaT!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Holy panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Rendering counts as a processed image.
Damn good modeling and I enjoy the styling.
I clicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# ooooh
you talented little bar starred
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# WIDEN THE FRONT PAGE FOR THIS NOW!
very well done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Hm, is it worth it?
I very much dbout it will ever make FP as b3ta is all about the hummus, not the talent. This image lacks hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# It's a bloody good image, and I've seen worse (in my ever so humble opinion) on the FP
no point in having it not being able to fit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Not necessarily;
I remember an unfunny image of a cherry tree blossoming getting FP just because it was purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# You might as well post a 400px one in this thread aswell
This is bound to be top of the pops page and will surely catch the mods eyes
Its a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Ok.
Here is an obligatory 400px pic for the mods to ponder over:

EDIT - ive replaced the original and put a watermark on it cos i know there are lots of cheeky fucks who go LOL and then print b3tans pics in the press.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Oh, and have a look at my portfolio in about half hour or so
ill try and post some WIP images / making of type stuff on it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# This
is wonderful
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# This is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Not really my cup of tea, but that's a competent piece of work
and technically impressive. You might wanna resize it for FP. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# sillyTodd the Groincrusher, that's not a cup of tea.
that's thom yorke
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# this makes what i was going to post seem so bad
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# This is excellent ........
And I like it.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# that's magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I was about to say that this reminded me of those Lloyds adverts,
until I realised that that was massively insulting.

Can I ask what you did it in, because I'll just list programs until you eventually become infuriated and attack me with an axe otherwise. Although I'd probably guess maya or softimage
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I used 3d studio MAX 8
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Well then mad props (I belive that's what you youngsters say)
because I've never really managed to get anything vaguely organic out of 3d max, always seems to do alright with textured game models but always seems to cop out when I tried to put a few extra tris into it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Oh, and cheers
for liking it to the Llllllloyds bank ads - i like them, but im getting a bit bored of seeing em now.

Look up the national lottery 'big win' advert on yootoobe - it looks like its by the same people who did the lloyds ads, but is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# needz moar cocks!!
...just kidding, this is excellent! *CLICKS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# That's superb.
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# haha!
nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# For anyone still around...
Here is a pic with the WIP-y bits on.

EXTRA GOODIES HERE INNIT

EDIT - linkified cos its not under 50k
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Superb
Great model and superb textures.
(Doogie Talons, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Tha's good, no need to apologise..
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# You win the prize
for most replies ever in the middle of the fucking night!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# 3D Thom, meet:
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Haha - i lieks that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# christ on a bike!
awesome fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# woo
I have this urge to put him on a Lloyds bank train.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# this
needs to win

*clickity click*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# That
is a thing of beauty and a joy to behold. Congrats on a well deserved FP
(Stoopid_Faaka, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Amazing
I love it. Your portfolio is pretty awesome too.
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ha! I saw this posted on your portfolio before I saw it here
...and was hoping like heck you were going to bring it to b3ta. Been a long-time fan of Bunny Girl, Office Girl, and Suzie for aaaages! Well done on the FP!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Really? So who are you on Cgtalk?
Were you the guy that added me the other day? The one with that nudey girl and the rose petals? Nice stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Stunning
Is all I can say.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Well that's fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# unlurking briefly to vote for this
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# That's good in a verily way
Although I hope that, in keeping with our fine traditions here on B3TA, just out of shot he is ripping his arse wide open!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# This looks brilliant
Nice composition, colouring, texturing .. and superb care for the details. I was about to recommend that you posted it on a nice site called cgtalk, but then I clicked your portfolio link :)
(spinoza, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Oooo.
Very excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Rooftop accolades
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# you see, that's so good it's actually making me physically ill
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
#

Click for bigger
This happened when making a new footer for my homepage.
Lolcyclops.

Aaaaand goodnight all ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# "Hmmmm...
How can I repost this picture again, in a more imaginative way..?"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Nah, it was an accident.
Good way of plugging my site though ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
#
Why exactly is it best viewed in Firefox?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I see no difference.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# In one the ugly looking scrolling whatever it is isn't quite centred.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I have lost my glasses....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Oh piss off.
It took me ages to make that.
If you haven't got anything constructive to say, shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# It is constructive!
He said it isn't centred!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# That's not at all constructive because I already knew it wasn't centered.
And he knew I knew because that was the point of my posting the links!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Sorry :'(
Let me off to weep! To weep perchance to sleep!
To sleep perchance to not have to think....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# But Red didn't. Presumably why I told him it wasn't centred in one.
Immediately after he asked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# You know damn well that's not what I'm pissed off about.
I spent ages on something you can only refer to as "ugly".
You could just have said "In one the scroll box isn't quite centered".
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# But surely he is entitled to view something
as ugly even if you don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# That's nothing to do with it.
Stop playing devil's advocate.
The fact is he didn't need to say it at all, knowing it's not a nice thing to say.
I know this is b3ta, and I shouldn't get so wound up, but it took me fucking ages to set that up, and the first response to it I got was that it's ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Thank you very fucking much but I
was the first person to respond and I said I didnt see a difference!

And I am not playing Devils advocate, the VHS for that is all the way downstairs! Calm Down tart!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Well it is. Well if you can call a scrolling text box ugly anyway.
It's just far too short and wide, making it difficult to scroll what is information which people may not readily want to access anyway. It would look better and be easier to read if it was a narrow vertical column on either side of the page content.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Surely someone saying its ugly as the first response should make you rethink the design
Surely that is constructive in itself?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Surely.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Surly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# LEAVE CLANSOUL ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# LEAVE THE LEAVE CLANSOLE ALONE GUY ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I told you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I'll give you surly...
Why I oughta.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
#
1.
2.
3.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# hahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I think I've made my point.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# If you haven't got anything constructive to say, shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
#
:O
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# pffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I hope he replies again,
I've got so many more.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# hahah
save them for another day if he doesnt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
#
Oooooh
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# you shouldn't just code for one browser
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Well I have everything set for Firefox and I forget to make it work as well in IE.
And I'm not very good at it, either, so if I mess with it when it works in at least one browser, it usually just falls apart.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Is that the only reason?
It lines up fine in Safari and Safari is faster. It also takes up less of the screen. I put it to you that it is best viewed in Safari.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I use png files a lot which I found out aren't good in IE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I see no difference!!!!!!11111 ELEVENTYONE!111
Edit: ninja'd
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Use your punctuation fool!
Edit: ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# You're like the Nelson of the youtube commentors world.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Eh?
I dont understand most references
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# A better way would be to cement up all the hyperlinks and weld a giant do not enter sign over the front.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffft
This^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Pfft!
I WANNA SEE HIS VECTOR OF KILLERKITTI AGAIN!

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b008lz39/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I watched that last night.
I didn't know he could do standup.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Havent you heard the one about going on the tube under the banking district
and setting an alarm on you're phone to go off while in the tube, then answer it and go
"they're HOW LOW" "We'd Better buy buy buy then"
???
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# YOU LOST ME AN HOUR
DAMN IT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Its a CHERRY.
Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# ATTACK ITS WEAKPOINT
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# MASSIVE DAMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# i wish i could do these kinda things
is there a method to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Kinda.
When I first started I was doing any old thing and it was awful, following a tutorial etc.
I developed it for a while and now I have my own style, so it's mainly just getting used to it.
The method is whatever's easiest for you :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I've seen this cyclops
before. :)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# This is awesome =p
We need more accidents like this in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# umm
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Just listening to LA woman
bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
# :D
glad someone got it
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# BACONS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
# PIGBITS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# PIG BITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# wibble wobble wibble wobble
pig bits on a plate.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# it took me months to recover from seeing this last time
I'll sue, suuuue, sooooooeeeeey!!! SooooooooEEEEEEEEYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I had bacons for dinner :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I had bacons as a snack
and pork chop for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# the Boars?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:50, archived)
[challenge entry] he must be real
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# DIE, YOU DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# ha ha popular shark is popular
goodnight b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Progressive shark is progressive.
Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# ZAP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
# HAHA YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# VROWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# GET YOUR GOGGLES ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Haha, fuckdamn
I wish I had 3D glasses for occasions like this.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# BEAM ME UP YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I liked your lazerfrog
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Good stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# FUCK YES, SOMETHINGS ARE GREAT :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
#
Well this is unprecedented. How does one respond to a post such as this. I don't know what to say.

DIE, YOU DICK.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# or a smaller shark.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# FUNTHREAD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:47, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Never Gonna Give GNU Up
I yield to no-one in my admiration for smelly old Free Software hippy Richard Stallman, so I made this little mashup in the hope it would bring the unique vocal style of his, er, classic Free Software Song to a wider audience. Apologies for geekiness, obv.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# might be better suited to the Links board
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# OOops
Sorry, call me a n00b (for that is what I am, a few QOTW postings notwithstanding). I shall hither to the links board and repost.

Yours in muppetry &c,
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Possibly more suited to the /links board, but I value your contribution.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Hahaha, marvelous
Now send this to the Palin camp
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I think you want /links.
/board is for pictures, /links is for anything else you've made.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# HaHa
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I AM GOING TO COMMENT ON THE MISPLACEMENT OF THIS POST.
But I don't really give a shit as I just got here.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Me too.
I just watched In Bruges. It was very good. I give it an A.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# your a is well placed sir :)
I rather enjoyed it lots too.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I really enjoyed it too.
Although Joe from TVs Adam and Joe didn't like it at all, and he's normally quite knowledgeable, so I don't know who to believe.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Me.
You can trust me on that.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I just watched Juno.
I expect it was less good than that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Which was less good?
In Bruges or Juno. If you think Juno was good then I'll go and watch it. I'm still wide awake and in the mood for a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# It was probably less good than In Bruges was.
It was passable. Certainly good enough to cancel out the fact that films about American highschoolers uniformly make me want to piece my face with a light aircraft.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# That's good enough for me.
the_rhyme_minister's reccomendation for pretty good American High School fillum; The Wackness. I loved it. But that could be just because I love nineties hip-hop.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/links/225566
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# AHA!
It was you! This is why I watched it. I noticed this the other day and haven't been able to get the title out of my head so I watched it tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Top lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# doug`s dream girl
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

inspired by thiss....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY4LISmwxZQ
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Multiorificial!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# ever read Hermetech?
that's about a woman with about 8 orifices
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# there is a new film by the bloke who directed basket case
called bad biology. it's about a woman with 7 clits and a man with a 24" steroid addicted penis with a mind of it's own.

now that be a movie. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I remember the first time I heard this skit
I was in hysterics. :)

I love doug stanhope so much.

EDIt: very woo pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# yehh!
i only found out about him about 2 months ago! pure genius!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# his first album
sicko I think is the best.. he's doing a week of shows in London somepoint soon i think.. dates would be on his myspace... me thinks. him live is very very very very very good.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# !
i have 6 recordings and its hard to choose a favourite. they`ll all soo good. i think hes in london at the moment, was on radio 5 fighting talk podcast. hopefully ill catch him live. id love to see him.
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# sicko wins eaaaasily
for transestite hooker incident and mom.. which has some of my favourite punchlines ever. "Shit like that can only lie round your house for so long before you have to stick your dick in it... much like the cat or the vcr."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# yehahah
its a good one. but deadbeat hero is amazin too! abortion and priest molestation are next level! soo funny. im laughing on the bus all on my own. people never sit next to me even when its packed!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# CHOPCHOP!!!!
Always nice to see your work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# fanks!
to yooou! :)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# this
I was just wondering where chopchop had gone.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# i
was sectioned but the voices are ok now no problem.
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# good to hear
well not the voices.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# This reminds me of an... um... "special interest" comic
Henmaru Machino's "The Holes". It's googlable, but anything but SFW (and might require some extra-strength mindbleach).
(Jokel, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# googling
abuse or praise may follow. :D

EDIT: WHAT!!! dearie me.. that was bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# *goes to investigate*
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# *returns with tail firmly between legs*
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# cool, woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# i smell me a cambridge lad.
nice pic. :)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# yep!
been here tooo long!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# ah good, you're back.
i've been missing your freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Pop goes the treacle
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# A sticky situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# this would work quite well without the hoodie outline too!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Covered in Goth spunk
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Bah.. Bah...
Prolly bindun...

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# he looks more like a kindly old man
and less like palpatine in this pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# .
Well.... time passes, black hair become white...
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# that's on the actual
Pope, it's a candle from the Vatican gift shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# he should have swallowed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Pope's bad idea #246
Become cocaine addict whilst waiting for moustache to grow.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Become ????
Arf :)
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# bad idea #1 - being born a sinner
bad idea #2- joining hitler youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# he's done everything but give birth
nite nite

time for sleep

no doubt I'll dream about popes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# for no reason
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Maddy's cat?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Maddy or Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I hear Maddy with chips is a delicacy in some parts of portugal.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Ketchips
were the best things ever. I've not seen them for a long time.

I'll have Ketchips.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Self Saucing Potato Cubes
will be the food of the future
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Fuck that, I want self sourcing.
POTATO WILL COME TO ME!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Did they taste nice like those limited edition Tomato Ketchup flavoured Walkers?
Or horrible, like tomato ketchup?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# they tasted like
potato croquettes with tomato ketchup inside.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# That sounds fucking horrible.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# what about potato croquettes
but with tomato sauce and cheese inside

with bacon mixed with the potato

hmmm :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# *vomits incendiary flares into own lung*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# nice zonules
where did you find the sauce pic?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# it's from flickr
but I found a website that sorts through lots of stock photo sites that are free to use within certain parameters.

www.everystockphoto.com/photo.php?imageId=8196
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)
# That be a good site
It gave me the source for this hypnocat:

So thanks, and woo to that eye piccie up there
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Ohhh!
A very wild eye in a very un-wild net/cage.
Spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Most Wanted
Spacky eyed ginger goon
beta
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Igor?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Yeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# where do you go?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# phwoar.
that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# huh, what is it good for.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i really wouldn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Ha ha thats aces
Mind if i pop this ear

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] 2nd try? still NSFW ?




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(Knoxville, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# ...
I'm offended this time.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# RAIL
Edit: sorry, fail
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I dont want to know where you got that source pic from....
Really, i dont.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# it's the guy above's face that makes it so bad
for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Looks like that Adam of Mythbusters doesnt it?
Dirty boy
(Knoxville, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Yes him, not me at all!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# If that's working for you in your wank fantasies, then yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# *Shaves beard off , dyes hair*
It's not me , but it does look slightly like me!!!!
EEEPS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Which part?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Fat.Glasses.Beard
Not the shitting on Thom's head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ...yet anyway.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# WHY!???!!!111
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Headless hulk!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Bicep pubes.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# the unpopular sequel to crouching tiger hidden dragon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# this needs to be made.
less of that flying gubbing and more excess bodyhair in inappropriate places.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# that'd be one incomprehensible movie
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i feel your post has validated it
thus paradoxically answering your question with your question.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I am unable to even comprehend what you've written there in my current state.
I'll look back in the morning and see if it makes any more sense.
Goodnight fellow madmen and ladies.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# SHITTING MAN IS SHITTING!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# What shit matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# looks like Shit Matching Algorithm, Dr Otter Faec and Bouel Stool, 1983
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I always thought that using said algorithm rendered the focal faeces too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)
# it's all down to the sub shit scattering
it can run if you overdo it tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Shit Matching Algorithm ?
is that Ctrl + Alt + S + C + A + T in Photoshop? Please help I have to match some "mud" with a guy on a moped for later.
(Knoxville, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# ROFL laptop
Spied this in the shops today - not only is it "version ROFL" but it's also CUOL™.


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(heycos Twice as tall as he is short, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# LMAO
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# wtf?
OIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# goddamn
imagine how awesome you would be if you had one
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# is that your thumb or is it in the photo to show scale?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It's the top of his head. The laptop's three feet wide.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Stay on for a bit mate
I@m about to send you something as secret as your prerelease of your androgynoel track. One good turn deserves another.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *stays on*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# BRB
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ROFL HAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# OMG!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# "OMG" would be such a good brand name
I want an OMG TOATSER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# LOLSKATES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# More of the ROFL laptop
I'd buy it for the ROFL pouch included.


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(heycos Twice as tall as he is short, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# is there also
a free mouse LOLpad?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# no but there's a USB LMAO socket
but it's a bit of a mess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# my pouch makes people rofl
it is not a good thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I just LOL'ed in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

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