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# Walkers flavour.
(MistahG, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I vote Groats and Winalot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# minge flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I had a packet of Walkers earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i went for Lips & Arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# clunge and chutney
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# soot and whale shit
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# magpie and crocus flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# honey and arsenic
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Reeves and Mortimer?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Foetus flavour
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# fire and brine
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# It's like the Matrix with spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# AGGGHHHH!!!!
-flees-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# nice hat

this is my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I think it's excited
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# that desk is to tidy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# shake shake shake
shake that ...room
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Boom Boom Boom
Shake the Room
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# *rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# well i was thinking about big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Then I am amazed you were able to type all that my dear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# i am afraid you have adopted
some strange dialect and i don't know what you are saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# your table is judderumping about all over the place
hard to press the buttons on they keyboard maybe yes?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
At that rate I expect her laptop is presently on top of her head
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Nao ha perigo para as criancas?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Tidy much?
Desks should never be tidy, it's silly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# mine is not tidy.
it's a proper desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# This is mine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# This explains a lot.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# what's that red thing on the top drawer?
/Desk Analysis Police
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# looks like a phone?
maybe i am mistaken..
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# you are correct!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# KILL THEM!!!!
KILL THEM TO DEATH!!!!

Woosome
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I hate you.
I really do...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# aww look at them dance
cha cha cha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I'll just show this to Mrs Raff
Cover your ears - you'll hear her scream no matter where in the world you are....
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# House spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Spouse hiders
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Scouse gliders
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Louse riders
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Mouse guiders
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# wow this is amazing, wait no, no no no stop, bad bloop, bad bloop!
if i have nightmares of this tonight and choke on my own vomit, i'm going to come back and haunt you
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I miss
Spiderblog!
It was like my soap opera!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ^that
I laughed, I cried! And I shuddered a bit, because, well, you know-- spiders and that.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Don't be silly, missus.
They're all dead by now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# as do I!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# It wasn't just me then
We demand a follow in!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# *stomps*
*twice*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# :D
I love spiders, but they scare the hell out of me :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I might 3dise that later with blues and reds.
anyone want a morph png?
I've had my fun with it.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Is it weird that I see Morph spelling out the word "ART"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I really wouldn't know.
What do you mean by weird?
Weird like thinking about filling a balloon with the eyeballs of your family and friends and then dropping it off of a multi storey carpark weird,
or weird like admitting to farting in a lift even if it wasn't you weird?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# this might work
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I've just been trying that,
unfortunately the closest ones legs don't work and when you do get them to the other ones legs don't.
Phoo!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# bah
never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# spiders are ace
i miss my tarantula :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Woo :D
Spiders are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# No JJ!! You've got it all wrong!!
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# is this big or is it just me
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# nope it's not just you
it's made of 3 individual pics, all over the recommended size, i personally don't care cos i'm on unlimited broadband but it seems the day for killing the internet
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Looks like all one image to me.
Although it is a bit large.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# it's cunningly disguised as one image
but right click on each image and you'll see different file sizes, i reckon i'd make a good nazi if i could be arsed

edit - you're right ghosty

edit edit - and it's all one image now too
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I'm also on "unlimited" broadband... but when you pass 12gb (or whatever it was) of data they cut your connection speed right down to something noticely differents!
erm... no
www.b3tards.com/u/0159e60fecf21ef70755/cloverfieldliberty.jpg
edit 2 : it was always 1 image... www.b3tards.com/u/0159e60fecf21ef70755/ for all the images posted by "Colostomy Bag Explosion" :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# see my edit edit
it was 3 to start with, not that i care you understand, but the truth is life

reply to edit 2 (fuck this is confusing!), the bottom picture was 111k, the top was 87k and the middle i forget now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# it wasn't because i checked by highlighting!
edit : you can't delete pictures from b3tards therefore you'd see another version (or 3) on his b3tards account :P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# wait, which one am i again?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# i don't like toothpaste
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Yes i know,
they're generally all shite
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# how did you edit this post?
did you post 1 or 3 images?
what have you done with my cake? Has anyone seen my cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Just resized image on 'shop
saved and uploaded again so it was more managable.

There is no cake. Only trifle.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# i put your cake in my arse
then i pooed it out into an envelope and posted it to father christmas as your wish list for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# excellent
at least i know what i'm getting this year (I really don't agree with giving gifts at christmas, I buy myself something I want instead of pointless tokens of shite that I really don't need cluttering my house from other people - I also tell them to buy themselves something nice from me, so it works both ways)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha this is the future!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# up here *taps head* for dancing down there for... wait thats not right
up here for thinking *taps head*, down there for dancing :D *points at shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Invaders with tits?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# miniature tranny bumsex whilst average size spock peers in
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Mount Rushmorph


Click for bigger (148KB)

Raaah. Been chuffing donkeys since I've been on here. I missed you all like, er, my left arm.
(Bodski, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Is thate Feddie Mercury to his right?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# errr
Looks a bit like Superman, circa Superman 2 to me
(Bodski, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Judge Falcon
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Oh could someone nazi for me
I'm nazies out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# what for? who's done what?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# i'm confoosed too
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I thought It was a toap
If not I shall have to leave as I will have to shave my nadgers with a cheese grater.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# And here I was
thinking you were naziing over 6kb...

Well now you've just made us both look like fools havent you?

*makes good use of the edit button*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# parmesan?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Why thank you.








Wait a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# he's added Dredds head to a character from a Nintendo game
but I'm not sure which game, they all blur in to one garish coloured nonsense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Could you please pass me the shut up gag then please?
But look at the last 20 posts. You can forgive me for that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# *passes and kicks RG's bottom for good measure*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# *passes stepladder*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# looks more like dredd and banaman's love child
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# It's that Wipeout style game
can't remember what its called
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Wipeout?
NOt the gameshow shirly?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# wipeout?
Photobucket

can't see it myself

edit - haha mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# F-Zero
Though recently he's turned up in the Smash Bros games. And a right cock he is too.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand what's going on
But huzzah nonetheless... I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Repressed Repressed
Repressed by the masses,
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# aggggg!!!
legs siezed up from pedalling.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hahah, nice 'hat'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# cheers.
though its a bitch to keep adding the html,is there any eaaasier way to do it,i wonders...
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# /autocomplete

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# i gave five punce for thy icon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# hyperactivity
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# hahahahah
I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I like this.
I like this a lot...

Holy fuck it is big though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# chap
people have been unexpectedly helpful and patient with your faltering, BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE READ THE FUCKING FAQ!

*breathes*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yeah this
Nice posts but for each post you do you knock another persons hand work off the board.
As I said, we apreciate that you have a backlog but either post them all at once in one thread of stager them over a number of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Try to keep animations below 250k.
You could bring the size of this down a lot by deleting perhaps every other frame, and then reducing the quality will probably bring it down to a decent size.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i took it from 31 to 10 frames reduced the size a bit
optimised the bollocks out of it and it's still too big. i give up and am going to watch the telly instead.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# this is rather good
but as my erstwhile colleges have said it's just a bit too massive.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# What's this about a lemon party?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hi new person
you appear to be posting lots of really big images.
We like still images to be around 50k and animations no bigger than 250k max

Please resize your animations and stuff to match so everyones happy, and then update the posts via the Edit button.

Also, do it quick as I don't think a Mod has noticed it yet, and when they do they'll stamp all over it and put a big black mark by your name and force you to wear a stupid hat like Jamiroqui's that says, "I'm rubbish at this Internet lark"

They're ace otherwise

*EDIT - OI! IF YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF DOING IT YOURSELF, ASK FOR HELP OR LINK THE ANIMATION

*EDITEDIT - www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1223410404/massa7small.gif EITHER PLAY NICE AND TRY TO FIT IN OR FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# too big
ok didn't realize the size of this as i downloaded from another location-so i didnt get the warning(it just seems a small size on my screen so i couldn't tell)...ok i'll try and find some that are more appropriate....what's the best way to reduce sizes with gifs?-and still keep the animation?(some programmes just leave 'em dead)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i"You'll find some that are more appropriate" ?
You ARE making these yes?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# ^ More of this
And did you spy the "I downloaded from another location" quote?

I smell a rat. A dirty stinky smelly rat that smells of wee and poo.
(AMadDayYes, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I think so, they've just made them at an earlier date and are posting them here.
A worth1000 user, no less!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Ah, fair enough
I think we have had a rash of wrong un's today...and all is now touchy jumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# yes i'm making them..
i have some pages on another site(photobucket) and realised i could just insert the address....hope y'like some of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# nice work - but christ, it's so big it's got its own gravitational pull...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Angry Celeriac


Was it something I said?
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Clearly
the roots of all evil.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# haha
you can have this for that

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# pardon
?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# And I agree with the Hi Cockalorum
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/hi+cockalorum/
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# ah
should have checked the dictionary.

thanks! :)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Thankyou
for that most hirsute of woos
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# not at all
*doffs cap*
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# It's nice
to see politeness. There aren't enough doffers in the world.
*doffs right back at you*
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Ha ha what a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Haha, brilliant
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# :D
brilliant.

The World Beard Championships is a sauce image goldmine
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Aint that the truth
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# speaking of good image sauces
www.zimbio.com/

i have been plundering this site a bit of late
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Ohh I'd do me!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# woo
he's happy in his job
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# splondifastical
and brollibellt.
(Gleryff , yawn, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# How strange
A furtive I don't know!

A bonus 'how strange' for the image.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Ahhh
Spent a long time off the board, in the otherworlds.
Nice to meet you
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# i for one welcome our new GM master
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Celeriac
should not be used in tonguetwisters for your friends from Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# i'm sure i've met her
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# PO-TAY-TOE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# haha!
That's great!
*feeds it dead mice*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Apparently I have one of these coming to me this week
in my farm share box. I am afraid now.
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# oh, hello!
 


WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I believe she liked a large knob of it


de-ris for younger viewers - www.dvdtimes.co.uk/content.php?contentid=4475
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Would the last person in Paris Hilton
please turn out the lights
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Do we have to have sex with her to be allowed to kill her?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# You havnt already?
be prepared for sticky seconds to the power of 55987 squared and cubed
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Well I haven't had sex with her, or killed her.
But I'd rather commit to the latter without performing the former.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I would rather perform the latter and then the former.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# No or everyone would have killed her by now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Hahah, this is very true.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# kitten/skateboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# she's had 'em all!
wotcah matey. How're things with you, Mrs. Teh Micto and lil Micto?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# aye good, ta
how's life in the smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Schmooookin'
NOt too bad. Day off tomorrow and actually have a week off next week. I expect the B3ta shakes:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Is that Paris Hilton unshaved?
or am I fuddled again
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# You'll never put a better bit of butter in your Wife
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# pfft
/Judge Judy and executioner blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# heeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# hup!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# woo!
er, I mean yay
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Great first post!
EDIT Would have been funnier if you'd put the barbells there yourself.

EDIT EDIT: God Army medial trollops of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

When asked what's the worst thing about being in Iraq?
THe heat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Ain't war hell?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I know.
At least she can stack piles of dead children on top of her to keep the heat out.

*sets Hawkeye on the trollops*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# You are doing MUCH better now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# up and down and up down
...okay do not google for "hamster weight lifting gif" ...that is not an ear ring nor an egg *shudders*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# ARGH WTF
WHY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# i said DO NOT!
sheesh you no listen!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# boiled egg?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# uhoh... furries
toasterblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/hamster.gif
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahah Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Heheh I checked too!
*covers piercing hole*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# TUNNEL RAPE!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ta,
Precious McKenzie, have been trying to remember that name for weeks, your hamster just proved to be the nudge my memory needed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# They've got some stamina those lil bastards!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# lightweights
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Well at least they're not ginger!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Veggie Coq au Vin anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# very sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Ta - have Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# onion bahijito!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# *awaits John Wayne Bobbit*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# too late
just done a Gillian Tailforth
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Hitler was known for standing sideways?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I never understand why peeps go veggie
And then just eat meat imitations! The alternatives is what makes it worth being a veggie!

/Vegans are evil as they don't eat cheese blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# each to their own
we don't eat fake stuff all the time

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Yeah I'm on and off again veggie
But if I eat meat it has to be from a good choice, but never juck fucking wanky crap!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# i like cheese but it doesn't like me :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# But that's OK
That's dedication that is!!

*gets trumpet out*
*plays the dedication song*
*gets arrested for having trumpet out in public*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# It looks like a cock :)
(ptet is happy, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# And the public gets what the public wants...
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I was expecting a train.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I confound you
with surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# It was no surprise, but I expected a snake nontheless.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# This is exactly what I wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Mind the asp
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# snake
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I don't get what the society wants!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Snakes Not A Train!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# snake snake snake
oh its a snake!
*plays jamirqui's song about going deeper underground*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Have a ... have a one of these:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# black triangles are 3 times better than black holes
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# ....and if you had a black hole
where could you keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Street Wars, anyone?

With thanks to Barbarossa for inspirement-dom.

[EDIT: Added a pearl necklace. Enough said]
(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Is that an image?
Is that really an image?!

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# alright
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I'll save b3ta if I must from this lack of image japery!
Finally watched Starship Troopers 3: Marauder last night.... And I'm actually pleasantly surprised by it.
(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# i wasn't aware there was even a Starship Troopers 2
let alone 3.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# The seconds alright-ish....
More of a horror than an action flick, but the 3rd gets back to the satire & action of the 1st. Not amazing, but by no means shit.
(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# saved by the jangles

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# painful!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Darth James Bond III?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Well now....
How do you come to the conclusion involving 007?
(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# observe
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CkY5kx3U4E8
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# MATTHEW LABORTEAUX?!
That's a name and a half.
(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# PIKCHURS!
you have restored my faith in the internet!

EDIT: 'bye all, i'm dragging my sickly carcass off for a hot bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# It took a second to realise it was Deirdre. I thought it was Elton John at first...
Nice job. :D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I know, tried to be subtle....
Was considering giving her an 80s pearl necklace.

Arf.
(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's a bit off-the-wall that is, but I like it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# .


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Quick add your sig to that image.
IT. NEEDS. MORE. WATERMARKS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Buh?
Are you looking for the talk board stranger?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# fuck me,this is dangerous
it's like the ten plagues of the internets
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# bloody hell, fanj
don't tease the noobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# ASSCUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# when would you like this sick filth to be banned?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# back on ignore ya go.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# god i will miss you
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# ^^what ghostie said
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# alright dave

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# alright dave
how goes it?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# bored?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# hm...

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# BAN THESE SLICK FIFTHS
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# thread deletion imminent
what's goin' on there then?is it what i think?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# WOAAh
slow down nooby.

i gazzed you.
look in your gaz box.
and be enlightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Waits for the 'who is Gaz?' thread
(Wize, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Who is gaz?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Needs more...
...new thread.
(Wize, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# careful now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# oh dear
*runs for the bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# will there be jaffa caykes
hope so
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# many jaffa cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# oh dear you dropped
your picture

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Maybe its the new olympic sport
(Wize, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# pfft!
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Nature loves Nebry?
happy AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I'M FUCKING ON FIRE day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Happy b3ta day!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# No, probably not.
It was just riverghost prophesising. You shouldn't have started this new thread, a reply would have been fine.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# OH MY GOD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# NO.
DO NOT START THREADS WITHOUT AN IMAGE.
if you have something to say, say it in a reply to your earlier images or even as a reply to someone else's. you have made a few mistakes today, you don't want to make any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# OH HAI COMEDY ACCOUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# i might as well post this here seeing as there is a image deficiency
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# RBS or RIS
either way I approve
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# you've not really got the hang of this yet, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIT!
DIVE!!!!!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# You see the 'reply' button?
Use that instead of post new message. And keep your animations under 250k. And don't ever hit the delete button
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# i can't tell who's talkin' to who.......
it's amusing though....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I think you'll find it's pretty easy to tell when....
We're talking to you.
(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Pearoast opportunity I reckon.
It's not all bad...


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Smooooooth
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# My favourite Halo weapon...


Always was the Spartan laser...


Even worse:


I hate myself for this. I'm so Sorry.
I'm off to sob uncontrollably into some kittens now.
(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# "Hello 4chan? Yeah that guy you were looking for..."
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# i'm going to wait for the opinion of the board to reveal itself before commenting.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# TOAP!
I want to see a whale singing "TOAP TOAP TOAP, TOAP TOAP TOAP"

edit: actually I'm going to wait for OVER 9000 WHALES SINGING "TOAP TOAP TOAP"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# *searches youtube*
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# youtube is nothing but a wretched hive of scum and villiany
you must be cautious
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# there was one in the Thames
it made it to John Peel's Festive 50
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# fuck, that would be the sexiest thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# well, nevermind, it could be worse - and welcome to b3ta :)
anyway folks, I'm off now for fun and frolics for a few days, so see you all next week. Be good, or Spaghetti Cat will tell me..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Enjoy!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# pffft
nice one

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Have a good one
...hey guys go get some beer, I'll try and take Spaghetti Cat out
(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Dekion???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# in b4 v&
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# YOU TRIED
so i like you
but we're not 4chan.
WE DO NOT CHARGE OUR LAZRZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# When did Cell
ever fire Mouth Lasers?

You're thinking Majin Buu/Android16/Nappa/Oozaru etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# ramsay's nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# WOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! electric cocksmoke, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# HOAH!
What iIIIIiiiiis it good for?


international trade relations and the economy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# AAABALOOBIE NUBBIN
say it agin.
(I helped save b3ta! electric cocksmoke, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# *hears thor's hammer struck in the distance*
doom, is comming
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Ok, slow down
And shrink this one a bit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# my legs!!my legs!
see below for details and cider promotion.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# And he's off!
Righto, the chicken soup is calling me
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# kill the chickens before confounding them with the soup like miasma in which they will terminally reside
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Nonsense!
Boil them like lobsters, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# well, a tried a boilin them like lobsters, but them like lobsters don't be no likin no boilin, what's to do!
ain't gonna feed no prairie rats tonight, not with them like lobsters
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# whoah! beatnik poetry!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I am a reincarnated blues poet, ahhhhh feel it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# -hits bongo for effect-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# hit it again daddio, wake up the MAN! with his iron boots
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# living in the nightmare nowhere of the american empire
-drums-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# it's a cold empty place, the american crowd, all the fire of hatred is burn out, leaving a smouldering CORPSE of hope
*DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# fuck that was great.fancy a jazz cigarette?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# yeah, and bring on some gullible sluts
:D

ah yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Heh. There's the ancient joke about the chicken soup recipe
It goes:

"Step 1: Catch your chicken..."

I didn't say it was a good joke.

edit: also, this may be handy:

everything2.com/e2node/How%2520to%2520kill%252C%2520pluck%2520and%2520dress%2520a%2520chicken

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# "freshly choked old time traditional country chickensoup"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Now
Please stop, or your're gonna burn :)

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Great pics chap but here's a couple of tips
-Don't post everything in a new thread, use the reply button

-Try to keep animations under 250k and images under 50k
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# These are all fine, but you're posting new threads a bit too quickly here.
If you slow down a bit people will be friendlier
edit: oh yes, under 250k and all that stuff too.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Stop, you're going to get bummed to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# in the face too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# One of the best Two Ronnies serials
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Was that the one Harry Secombe wrote?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# haha,. evenin' m'dear, and thanks for the B'day wishes on facebook :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Nay bother squire
Having a good'un?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# aye, not too bad at all, ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# woah there leslie! best to reply to your original post with your images as new threads knock other people's work off the board (max of 15 new posts on a page)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Ramsay's Nietzschean Kite Mares.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Hooray!
Puntiem?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# All fab images,
but wait a little bit before you post a new thread. Every new thread pushes an earlier one of the board, and we like to look at everyone's work for as long as possible (for the most part, anyway).

Alternatively, you can post new images in your existing thread by replying to it.

Oh, and don't delete this now, just remember it for future images.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Wise words
I always wonder how many n00bs get scared off, I believe in constructive critisicm
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# how do i delete my thread without deleting my image?cheers
so if i reply to my own original thread-then i don't step on anyone's shoes?(didn't even know i was doing that)..learnin.....how do i delete my thread as someone suggested,without deleting my image?press something?ahaaa!does this free up space for everybody else's uploads?i think i get it....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# don't delete the thread
no point just memorize the faq, size is important and flooding just gets peoples necks up. Don't run off though!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# it's Guy Chadwick!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# DON'T DELETE!
you will get it in the neck even worse! you've learned how to post images, just take it easy when it comes to posting them. you really should read the faq, it tells you everything that's expected of you. remember, some people have capped bandwidth, so oversized images are a no-no. watch how others do it, you'll soon pick it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# You're forced to wait until Tuesday for a reason.
So you lurk. So you understand the board. So you don't FUCK UP

Dong off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Oh my today
has been bad, and I reached 1000 today too :(
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# The other day I suggested to a newbie that he slow down and not post loads of new threads at once
And a bunch of smart-arse wankers got all high and mighty and sarcastic implying i was being a cunt for telling him to slow down in a friendly and social way.

WELL WHOS LAUGHING NOW GUYS? WHO?!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
we don't own b3ta, there could be some really good artists out there who get flamed so bad they run, although I reckon the wait til tuesday gives them excitement to make shite loads all desperate to get on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Thats one thing the FAQ doesnt tell them
DONT GET ALL SPASTIC AND POST 5 NEW THREADS IN A ROW.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# annoying for sure
but I'm sure we've all been there
well I haven't...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# hey, slow down there, tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I wonder how many more he has
(Wize, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# ITS HUGE
bigger than big
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# *a'splodes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ah, now if you edit your original post and delete this quick, no one will any the wiser
but hurry!

edit - too late now, if you delete this people will be even worse! (yes, you can't win on b3ta at times)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# edit button
when i press this it just takes me to the page where the links and stuff are...then what?cheers aaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# silly mlinbolton, use the edit button!
for edit related happy times!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# happy times with my edit button?
i needs instructions olive....what are happy times?what is edit button?how did i get down here?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I think it might be a good idea to click on the 'faq' link at the top of the page.
You'll find lots of useful information there.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# slow down for fucks sake!
i have to pedal to run my internet
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# you have a pedal? LUXURY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# how old fashioned
i use a hamster in a wheel
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# SLAVERY
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# HES UNSTOPPABLE!
eek
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ok, you've got it.
now, slow down, or prepare to be brutally arse raped.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

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