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# OH HAI AGAIN.

MORE KINDNESS TO THOSE IN AN UNFORTUNATE LOW INTERNET SITUATION.
BEFORE.
THE OTHER BEFORE.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# your kindness is duly noted.
here, have some invisible cake.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# AWESOME ITS MY FAVORITE THANKS.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# miss, miss!
can i have some please?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# very well
but share it with the rest of the class
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# even sweaty smelly
ugly john?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# First I was afraid
I was petrified
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# ITS WAR.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# But what is it good for?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# TV news spoofs starring chris morris
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# HUH!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# i didn't know you were a masochist when i became your bride
but then i spent so many nights lying in my leather thong
that i grew strong
i didn't know you were so long
and so you're back, legs into space,
i just got sick of seeing your willy
when i should be seeing your face...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!
WHAT THE COCKING FUCK!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I... I just dont know anymore.
Im sure I started out with good intentions.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I think I will draw a picture before I go to bed
What should I draw?

And by good intentions you mean cocks?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Yes, yes I did.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Thats not telling me what to draw >:(
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Magnets.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Ive already drawn fires :(
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# FIREY MAGNETS.
TRY AND FIT SOME CRYING IN THERE, TOO.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# CRYING FIRE!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Lemons!
Like limes, only less.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# >:(
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# haha.
This is one of my favourite lemon based images.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# sweaty lemon!
is he trying to pass a seed?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# a rindstone
*grabs coat*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# *Crosses legs*
*Cringes*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# citrus innit!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Citrus fresh
 
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Gnnnnnnnnnn
excellent.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# that's because there's lemon juice in your cock
NO COCK IS SAFE FROM CITRUS
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhahha that is brilliant!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# a skinhead with a sore kidney.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# an explosion in a custard factory
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I worked with the girl who designed all the props for the lion king
at least a decade ago, this reminds of it
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I distinctly remember the cocks on sticks.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Oh wait no lol that was the loin king.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# She did give me the horn
but alas my attempts at disco must have startled even a carefree, reckless, wandering hedgehog
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Double-ender FTW!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Aw hell yeah again
I love these.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# :D
Ta.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# yeah, crazy fucking voodoo.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY VOODOO MAGNETS.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# *poles your southern regions*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# this is my kind of religion
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I UNDERSTAND SNARN BUT WHAT IS CRAND?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# It's
the square root of minus snarn
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# There are very few places in the world
where that sentence has any meaning. And I'd say this was the foremost of those places. So it's kind of ironic that no-one here is likely to give you a straight answer.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# COCKS ON POLES!
and other assorted greatness
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Relevant repost?
I can has prophetic gift?

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i think we should invade iceland and take all there stuff as compensation
i doubt they have a military.

ps. dibs on bjork
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# you can have her
freaky squeaky bint
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hush you!
She's mint.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# more mini than mint
like a tiny polo
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# ok
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# admit it
you just want to tongue her minty hole
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# no not really, but I do like her music.
she has a freakishly brilliant voice.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i was never a fan
then again, i like alanis morrisette.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I love Alanis Morrisette.
Bjork on the other hand can go fuck herself with a rusty two-man saw.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# that's one of her songs, isn't it?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i love the song "right through you"
it sums my ex up perfectly.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Urgh.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# i know
i am massively ashamed.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# you want to dib her with your mighty schmerg-merm action
:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Mmmm freezer foods at rock bottom prices.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# those icelanders would own you all as slaves in about three days.
they are a people without emotions and are armed with volcanoes.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# plus the faeries, dangerous buggers they are
notable for mass dissapearances
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I HEART FAERIES.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# HEART YOUR FAERIE TODAY!
\o/
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I call dibs
on Snæfellsjökull.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# All their stuff is just frozen chicken and party snacks
do we really want that shit?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# lol. it is both a failing country and a freezer food shop
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# although sometimes you see lucozade for sale in metal cans
which is a rarity. it tastes 10x better in a can.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# mmmm aluminiummm
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# as do most drinks
coke from a can is far superior to coke from a bottle
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# But from a tap it isnt... strange that really
Beer is best in tap
then bottle
then can

Whereas fizzy drinks arnt...
*ponders*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# i love fizzy drinks
but my tiny tummy can't handle the bubbles :(
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# You can probably get them in pound shops and in those dodgey newsagents that everything is in arabic or something like that
those shops are full of wonder
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i love those shops
"ooh.. i didnt know they made a brown orangina"

"wow.. salty 7up"
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# *avoids 'browngina' joke*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I'm going straight for
the inflatable bonuses
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# COD WARS II
This time it's personal finance.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# CRELEVANCE: NOTED.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# g'night sir!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# night rev
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# arse
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# fucked.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I love his eyebrows like a fat kid loves cake
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# 8008135!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# 55378008
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# 0.7734
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# 80085
:-)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Boobless LOL
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# He must be happy,
His pet slugs are dancing with glee!!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# That's a good point!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# crazee brows
big chuckles
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# cake only brings happy
those brows bring purest glee.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Good Night Everybody!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Fight!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I shall prepare it tomorrow ;)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# night
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I want that monkey hard!
Is he available for Bat Mitzvahs?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# seems not...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Good grief,
What is that?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# a monkey nun, of course
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# odd. i thought primates had evolved beyond catholicism.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# only the great apes
hence that famous saying "you'll never find a silverback in a confessional"
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# 'great'ness is subjective.
those lazy gorilla fucks can all kiss my ass.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# yes they can
prehensile lips ftw
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# A nunkey?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# FUCK THE JOOS.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# MELT IT'S FACE!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# nighty night, rouge fishie!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# 'night Redsushi
Monkey lover.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# That's my original picture you fool
i'll have the lawyers onto you by the morning; sleepy tight ;)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# i like puppies really
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# THE SECRET OF HIS SUCCESS!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# me too
with hollandaise sauce and seasonal vegetables.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# it looks like the knife makes the dog's head appear
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# needs blood
and head falling might not go amiss
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# but it's a very good L-plate post!
much better than the usual leeched image!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# yeah ispose
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# its okay, it doesnt bleed.
therefore its evil. so he is doing good/
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# but he is politicy ian
i am suffering paradox!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Yeah, in the BUTT!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I bet
David Cameron does cut the heads off puppy dogs.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Ryan Seacrest swallows them whole
 


ALIVE
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# ryan
much luvverly
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# AAAAAAAAH! KILL IT WITH DEATH.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# the blue cross. very effective against blue vampires.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# get that puppy!
(and have one from the archives)

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# lolz
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# get that puppy
eye-poppin excellence
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# that puppy murdering bastard!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# if it were kitten
he'd have his first tick in the "pro" column

only 30 gazillion more needed to get me to vote for him


by which of course i mean pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc, you'll never leave ;)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Yay for Heffalumps :D
NOW DO WOOZELS!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Poor Eleflump
*sniff*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ?
He's happy!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# this
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Oh
I thought he was dead.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
Can I repost my dennis?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# no
your what?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# dennis the menace pic
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# no
ok
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# OH GO ON
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I SAID OK OK
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Ah fuck it I don't want to now
:)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# RESULT
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# English or American?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# UK
OLDSKOOL
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Sweet!
POST THAT FUCKER HARD!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# NO I CANT BECAS BLOOP WAS MEAN 2 ME
:(
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# YAY BLLOP GET IM.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# anus the menace.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I'm guessing that rhymes with your silly accent.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# GET BENT COCK VENT.
see, that rhymes with 'silly accent', knobulon.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Hahaha
"cock vent"
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# being rudely dismissive is my not-so-secret talent.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# me love the heffalump
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# SQUARE HEFFALUMP IS SQUARE
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# PINKALUMP
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# HELLO.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# IT IS QUITE DARK HERE, NOW.
HOW ARE YOU CURRENT LIGHT LEVELS?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# THE LIGHT HEREABOUTS GRADES EVER EARLIER TO EVENTIDE
AND IS BUT HALF AGLIMMER EVEN AS WE CONVERSE.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Cuba-phant!
Ele-square
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# rectanglephant, shirley.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I call him BOXY!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Mac OS: KENYA EDITION
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# UNBELIEVEABLE
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# THE THINGS
YOU SAY
YOUR PURPLE PROSE GIVES YOU AWAY
 
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Our economy may be fucked..
but spare a thought for the Russians...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more Amadeus!

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Blimey! why does the waitress at MY local Lloyds tea house not dress like this?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Arf!
You don't live near or in Kent do you :D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Sadly not, we only ape your french fashions after seeing them in the cosmopolitan papers...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Kent is full of angels?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Going in dry?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I love my place of birth :D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# i lost count
of the number of ways that was wrong
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# well that looks like a club I could totally burn down
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Lo Pot!
You sexy thing!

*loves*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# 'lo Soosh :)
Sorry for tardiness of reply.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# you mean it's a con?
then i bought this wedding dress and russian translation guide for nothing!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# what in hell is that? a pudding with a wig on?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# HAMWIG THE EXOTIC
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# you know, i'd rather fuck hamwig than this creature.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# i hate this show..
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# RIS.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Ah RIS!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# c'est ne pas une ris?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# donde esta la biblioteca, pedro?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# mein kuli ist kaput
:(
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# mi amore e malo
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# le lappin est dans le poubelle
:(
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# :O
OH My!

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# if i may briefly return to my mother tongue
what the hell does that say?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# What?
Helpwch Fi! Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod?

Help Me! My Hovercraft is full of eels.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# ah, right.
sell the eels and profit! have you learned nothing from b3ta?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# EEL SEX FTW! \o/
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# well obviously
you'd keep a few eels back for that. only the prettiest ones, mind.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Mmmm!
Los anguillas amore!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# si!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# God I fucking love Spanish!
Donde esta al hombre le falta una orreja?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# if that means what i think it does
then no, you'll have to settle for a wank like everyone else.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It is a phrase that I have only ever used in context once! Whilst perusing the art works of the Prado.

It means, Where is the man who is lacking an ear? I wondered where the Van Gogh's were :D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
i saw orreja and thought oral :(
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
everything in welsh is immediately funny

including "SEVERE DANGER - REACTOR LEAK WITH LETHAL RADIATION LEVELS"

:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# well, fish it out, then!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# See.
Now it makes sense...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i dont get it either..
but i just realized it might be nsfw because of the f-word..
should i delete it?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# cock piss splunge mobbat
no

don't delete

swears are good!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# alllrighty then!
ill swear all i want!
Uranus!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# cunt sausage!
fanny batter!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
#
Cakeface!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Poo!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Shut up you..
Funky Wombat Abuser!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# WOzzlemaggot!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Bingoterror!
I for one find all language offensive!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# peepee piddle drip!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# latex felching enema!
that's what my sister told me on the phone today.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Minge flaps
twaddle pisser!

Swears FTW! \o/
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i'd rather stick my cock in a toatser than any of those reptiles.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# OH HOW YOU COVET MY SEXY TOASTER
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# COVET COVET COVET.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# "FASTER, YOU SHIT!"
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
that's what i saw too.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I get it. Although this pic makes it seem like it was a show about child abuse.
I guess it was. For those kids who had to watch it, anyway.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# The laugh track made it funny..
ooooh so funny.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ha ha this is brillaint
altho i have no idea whats going on
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhahhah.
 
years of childhood sex abuse is the most charitable explanation for the Olsen twins, yes
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Needs more Fritzl.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# topical ..


Click for bigger (39KB)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Pfft!
I am not sure why, but reading the list of companies in the UK that are part owned by Icelandic people, I laughed far too much that Iceland was in the list.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i certainly miss it
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Hah!
So very true...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# you know, in iceland, I bet the faeries took all the money
and hid it under a rock
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# was it a northern rock?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# it was a northern rock lobster.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# :D
*B-52s*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# stupid modern vikings.
i'm raping right now.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I AM YOUR GOD
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# OH MY GOD
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# OH YOUR GOD
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I SEE THE LIGHT
He has a godly trouser snake!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahah what!?
*click*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Boris Johnson is my God!
I have little hope....
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I decided it needs eyes
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I prefer it without.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Your right actually
hmm.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# god
cracks one up
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i've never been so pleased to be an atheist
*shudders*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It could be worse,
you could be a scouser ;)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# cheeky bugger!
i'm from merseyside, it's not the same!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Bah!
You all hang onto misery too long ;D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i don't hang on to misery
i dumped him ages ago! :D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Pfft!
*breaks ankles*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# don't be like that
i'm your number one fan
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ROFL!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *eats*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# It's not just for nekkid ladies.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# he's not naked
He's wearing a snakes head over his cock
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Save us strange Chancellor!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# FUCK IT
FUCK IT HARD
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Needs more of this!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# lilo?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I didn't think it was possible
but you've actually made it so I want to punch him even more :D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# the nose is a bigger target now
less likely to miss and look like a right tit :D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# bet he'd burn good too
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# plenty of oxygen in there now
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Bloody hell, he wouldn't be out of place in an Aphex Twin video.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# He looks like the vampires in that film
ummmm.... 30 Days of Night

Scariest fecking vampires ever. They look like they're crossed with sharks.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *feeds dried shrimp flakes*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Dammit, I want my kitty burgers!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# WINNAH!
yays
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ahahahhahanaonaonononnnnooooooo
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
Quick, change hands. it'll confuse him
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
Dance kitty, dance!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha

edit: 100 Forum Avatars in 5... 4...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
Excellent.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# you want fries with that?
*click*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
Where has the fluff gone?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Stop doing it the old fashioned way, just put it in a blender and sieve out the hair and bones.
Woo
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
Aaaawwwwwwwwwoooooooooo!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# kittyburgers
nice work ..
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# waaaaaaha ha ha ha ha
YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Winner!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# FP nao!
I can has catburgers?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# noooo!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha soon he will be ninja kitten :D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Proper b3ta
Top stuff.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Faster, Pussycat, Kill!
Congratulations on your imminent FP!

:D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# And there it is.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ninja Kitten!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# now kitten draws gun.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Beware
the axe of Damocles
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# *axes*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Obviously
been to Nottingham
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Kill it! Kill it hard!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# I CAN HAS KITTINBURGERS?
Fucking magic.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# haha!
thats excellent
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Aim for the middle!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# mesmerising
waits for blood that never happens....
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# is any one else
mesmerised by the graphics on the handle
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# don't you DARE!
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# : ]
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# BOXMANBATTERY FOR PRESIDENT!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# NUMBERLESS CALCULATOR OPERATE
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I'm the operator
with my pocket thingy thing
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# 80085.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# 455 101
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# In anticipation.....
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# tongue my shit
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# lols
best comment ever hahaha
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# You are an odd one....
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Yes.
We normally keep this kind of thing in gazzes.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# perhaps
has been said.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I'm a wannabee dr dyslexia tbh
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# we all want to be her.
or fuck her.

or be her and fuck ourselves
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# ???
I think the Dr is a dude.
Not that this in any way is a barrier to consensual loving, we are all after all, open minded grown ups.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# No, no she is a 100% gen-u-ine lovely lady.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# dr dyslexia is a sexy sexy laydee.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# he is a sexee sexee laday
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# this is her sexy voice
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# haah
what?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# That made me laugh far more than it should have done :D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# NO!
I got attacked by the Blobby in the 90's!

Just athought. Who'd want to see a film by Pegg and Gervais?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I would fucking love to see that!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I think that humanity would stop it though.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Why?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# coz
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# is there one coming up...
or is this just a random postulation?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I really hope that it is a rumour he has heard....
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# a film in which they both drown?
 
on camera?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# yes
as long as it's a film about pegg utterly destroying gervais' stupid, moronic head with a claw hammer.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Genuine question,
Have you always hated Gervais?

I just ask because I think he is absolutely hilarious! And can't understand why people hate him so!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# i really don't like him, i never have.
him and peter kay.
urgh.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Fair enough.
:D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# it's just that
a lot of their humour is based around characters i would find intolerable in real life. i've tried to find them funny on a satirical level, but i just want to bludgeon their testes with a spiked club.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I understand that,
have you ever seen his stand up? Or his stuff on the 11 o'clock show?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i've seen some of the stand up
my sister loves him. i left the room after 10 minutes, i couldn't take any more :(
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Cyndi Lauper is making me laugh....
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Did the police marksman shoot him?
After the Clive Anderson shooting?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# bah.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# oh fuckkkkkkk
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# who is cat now
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# what do you call a dog wearing a policeman's helmet
PC DOGHAT OF COURSE

100% best joke ever
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# uuuuuuuuuuuuu
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# That's a really crap Scrabble hand!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i've got downs :(
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# mong
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# my biggest fail was a scrabble hand that showed pi
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Zax of a triple word score is my fave:)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Meme's do not happen by force
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# If you could do me a favour
Go to the kitchen, get a frying pan, and spang yourself!
I have some lully pickled chillis happening atm:)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# No can do
My largest pan has THE worlds best chilli con carne going on in it right now.
and I am jealous about the pickled chillis
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# For some strange reason
I've got peppers that are finlly growing. Should be deaders by now.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# This year my toms where for the most part a write off
and everything else got aphid'ed to death....my worst growing year ever
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# If you have problem next year
I have the huge host of Ladybird larva I can post you. They're horific aphid killers!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I have the address of a company that do em by mail
I am bolstering my armoury of insecty defences each year!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Chilli update:
I've now had one flower, and a load more are nearly out, hopefully I'll get some stupidly late chillies.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# You have flowers you'll have chillis
I've just got my first. There're going inside tomorrow.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I've got no idea if they're self-pollinating or not,
I grew them from the seeds of a chilli I ate. I'll give them a bit of a shake to help out.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# They're not
You have to stick your willy in there.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# SWEET
here's my last crop:


 
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Indeed
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# :D
I like this
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# :)
huzzah :)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# *cough*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Yes but you're a girlie
With girlie bits so you can get away with such things!:P
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Haahaha what?
the gayshift commeth early
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# CAN'T YOU SEE
PC DOGHAT IS HERE

WATCH OUT CATDOERS

AHAHAHAH
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# USE SHIT ATTACK!
*PC doghat shits all over you*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# he would do no such thing
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# please repost this tomorrow morning
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# lol, i c wut u did thar
:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# it's the thread that just keeps giving
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# !
Photobucket
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# A sage remark
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# They need a warning sign for liturgical dance.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# pff
heeded
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# She knows how to please a crowd...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ahahahah
the bloke on the right is in awe of her vaginal skills...

I am too as she's still wearing a skirt.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# only at the back...
...i presume...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# be nice. just because they're too fat and ugly for regular swimming doesn't mean you have to be rude.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] now we have the money and the pot....
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I hate those either or questions.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# broken neck
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# You want skunk? hashweed? coke?
Ahh, the sounds of home :)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# holly?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Nah....I couldn't deck the halls with boughs of THAT.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# You forgot....BLOWJOB.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ive forgotten how to draw and my heads gone fat.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# something you drank?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# drank
fun revolutions per minute(frpm)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Fuck
I'd forgotten about that fucking monkey.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# is it a monkey, or is it from "One Got Fat"?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# It's a monkey


the one behind is from one got fat
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# This creeps me out every time.
But I can't stop watching.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# YES.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# holy hell.
creeeeeeeeeeeeepy.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# A fun time was had by all at the narcolepsy AGM...
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# what have you shopped?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# All the heads!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# original please?
edit : oh i see it now (double heads! lol)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# the people
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Sheepers!
How did it take me so long to see that?

I thought it was the guy second from right with the huge head.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# There's a lot of big heads in that thar family
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# goodness
look at that woman in the middle!

oh
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# who the hell is that?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# this looks well done
despite not removing the original heads!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# !!!!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# *Clicks*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Does that thing have a name and a provenance?
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# No name that I know of.
And I don't think it's French either.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i really don't wanna know what the soruce was!
lol
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# !!!!
i like this wherever it goes
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# haha
you know, maybe, there's something wrong in your brain-unit

have you tried rubbing it with glee?

:D
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# i worked with a narcoleptic guy once.
he fell asleep.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

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