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as if i need an excuse

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Have you been listening to talksport?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

no, it does my head in

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

You love it :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

hahaha

make sure you scrub your twat you dozy slut.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

philip prefers showers

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

That's one hardcore sex toy she has on the side there.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

0.0

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

I am loving those wall tiles

Her royal maj has some super retro tastes...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

That's outstanding!

*clickety click!*

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

Hahaha

brilliant :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

hahaha

she looks like she's in Rising Damp.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

Tiny Bubbles . . . plays in the background . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

i love those ads

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)

brilliant :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

poor little fella.. got over excited

off to the doctors :( later board

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oucheh I am have confused, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

Aw!

Cayoooot!

They're getting the practice in before they grow up and start doing this

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

its wednesday

BELM

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

I thought I'd bring a bit of (shortlived) joy into your life/lives* by making you think it was Friday

*delete as applicable

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

im not a cat

i only have one life

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

I was addressing the group

but *edit* just for you

*pats head*

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

i'd prefer it if you rubbed it

and called it a penis like a grown up

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

Awwwww

HAhahahahaha!

Woo!

Good luck at the docs!!
:(

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

*thinks about axewound*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

Axewound - great name for a heavy metal band

id go and see 'em

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

well thats the cutest golden shower I ever did see

and I've got my little ponies uncut at home.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

Tell us your condition and we will give you the cure

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

.... somehow I took the meaning of that to be "tell us what we want to know, and we'll give you the antidote"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

...

www.stewielive.com/animations/scenes/sc22.swf

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

hahahahahah! that's cocking awesome :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... way too cute!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

Later.

There has been a hedgehog mooching around the bottom of my garden these last few weeks. Whilst out on the terrace ( where I am banished to smoke ) last night and you should have heard the noise coming from the bush. There was some almighty scratching going on and it was super loud!
I think I shall have to trap the beast because with the fleas from that and the neighbour's cats ( which I have been informed I can no longer shoot for trespass ) I don't think it's very healthy down there now.

Oh and this afternoon the squirrels were tearing it up with the blackbirds for dominance of the hawthorn tree. Which was fun, for the length of a fag.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

And next week on the Really Wild Show...

:OD

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

I am blessed

with all kinds of ~~vermin~~ fauna in my garden. I considered taking some pictures of the impressive squirrel-bird match-up and then I thought to myself, why? b3ta is not fucking flickr, they are not interested in my snaps ( make notes noobs ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

*resists the urge to post a pic of Panasonic as Brian Blessed*

I've got one robin, about 10 frogs and a fox on my allotment.

They're not very interesting. They just mooch about. Or, in the cast of the fox, scream like buggery at night.

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

Haha :D

Am I the only one who thinks they look creepy?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)

Bloody 'ell

Made this in response to Joliet's earlier post, and now it's halfway down the board!

Ah well, it's only one of Barb's going into the archive ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

can we limit the pandering to when he's actually around please?

thanks.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

*sits like a sack of spuds and spits out some bamboo* what?

This costume took me fucking ages.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

Pics

or it didn't happen :OD

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

two secs

edit: here

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

sex?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

only two of them, but they've been allocated

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

your question now becomes comical...

or rude.

:D

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

hahahaha

that is special.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

Flowers for Algerfae.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

Yay!

Proof positive!

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

I cannot believe you got me to do that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

The power of suggestion!

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

very nice

I like this a lot

could you draw a panda with tits please?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

I can a bit later love

but right now I must go away for a tic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

haha! you loon!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

*bows*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

*arrows*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

eh?

sorry. lost.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

pander/panda.

You're too clever, all the thick bastard jokes don't get through.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

haha

obviously.

durrr, i thought you were being a gorilla. fuck i need to go home.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

Not *just * now

although I know that's your favourite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

pandaing

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

Fair call...

But I do miss SA updates.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

I agree

You can keep the squirrels with tits. More SA!

At least tell us how this story arc ends

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

SPOILER WARNING

it doesn't.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

Shush

I'm watching my stories

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

LAVERNE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

I miss Neighbours and Eastenders

but I don't start a new thread about it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

OK point made.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

I know, sorry. I'm probably just jealous.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

I know I am

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

No biggie.

but I can't believe you miss 'Enders. I stopped watching it about 10 years ago, and every day I appreciate the cultural boost my life has through not having Eastenders in it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

well, there is that, yes.

but Neighbours. I miss Neighbours more.

and My Parents Are Aliens.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

The oldest daughter, right?

I can't believe you miss Neighbours. I'm going to have to see how I feel about that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

Hahaha!

*Officelollage*

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

hey thats the guy from bridge to terabithia

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

Yeah...

That hamster seems to be quite elusive recently. D:

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

Sarah Connor?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

how many are required for a bandwagon?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

Pffffffffffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

I've been in a meeting

What did I miss?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

its Ms actually

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

Me bumping your pizza hut logo thingie into the archive for one thing

...and potentially starting off a Terminator 2 bandwagon...

Apols for both ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

Some hookey gear for mike woz ere

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

From a bloke in Shepherds Bush

Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush?

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

*sticking a pony in my pocket

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Ah tits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

Bisto's less well known advertising campaign.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

But most anticipated

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

do they do man gravy now then?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

ha ha

office guffufle there

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

All I can picture is molten nipples trickling out of a saucepan now.

Smells revolting, though still an improvement on bisto.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

Shirley

Tit gravy is milk?

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

can you make cheese from it?

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

*pens letter to Brainiac to ask them to find out*

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

Well, I'm from

Hammersmith but I'll meet you on the Goldhawk road if you want more than 10 ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Fuck Hammersmith

I got lost for two hours wandering around that shitehole with the spacktard residents not knowing one end of the road from the other!

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

haha. I hardly go there now

as it has become the capital of Poland. However it's really quite an easy place to get around it's just 2 blocks. The posh bit west of Shepherd's bush going up to Chiswick. And the shit bit north of Bush road comprising Hammermith road and the Broadway. Go too fae east and you are in West Ken, too far south and you are in Fulham or the river. Too far north you are in Bush ( or god, forbid, Acton ) and too far west you can come to tea! It's really not that big a borough.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

oh hai sPas

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

*sticks a pony in her pocket and gets the suitcase out of the van*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

*calls the animal protection league*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

*wants the best 'uns and doesn't ask questions*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

I always thought that it was sung by Nicholas Lyndhurst

and still whenever I hear it, it sounds like him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

me too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

was it not?

*googles*
blimey, well you learn something new every day.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

Sorry.

:(
I've acted abominably.
I am sorry people of board.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

And when I say "people" I do mean it losely.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

Pack that in.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

Sorry.

I really am very sorry and ashamed of myself.
Sorry.
I get a bit carried away sometimes and i shouldn't and I am sorry and bobson told me to do it anyway.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Post some photos of your cock please

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

I've always wondered about Ade Edmonson and this is the closest I'll ever get.

I'll fuck off back to QOTW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

we all love you bald sack of monkeynuts

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Plug it in

plug it in.

Dust? Anybody? No?

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

losely?

its the inverse of the most prolific spelling mistake on the web!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

I always do that.

But I never miss an opportunity to have a go at people for it.
I suppose Ishould be sorry for that too.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

oh god no

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

No.

Look. I've been a prick. I owe everyone an apology. bobson made me do it but I am sorry. I've only made things worse between the boards and it shouldn't be because we all share a sense of humour and are mostly lovely people and I am sorry.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

WHAT? WHA?

WHY DOES HE AND BALDMONKEY GET STUFF, BUT I DON'T ?

YOU'RE RUBBISH, UNTIL I RECEIVE STUFF.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

Shut up MUSLIM JIHAD EXTREMIST B3TA TERRORIST NAZI TODLER

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

GIVE ME STUFF !

GOOD STUFF TOO !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

make me a painting you MUSLIM JIHAD EXTREMIST B3TA TERRORIST NAZI LESBIAN PORN SPAMMER TODLERFART

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

num num bindun magnum

Now optimismicated.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

pffft

nicely

Edit: oh my 119k is rather on the large size...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

Hahaha!

Mmmm, chocolate.

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

stoppit!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

Tidyup!

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

*spangs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

that is utterly excellent, and I am gonna click it for it's woo-ness

but what ever happened to optimisation?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

it was removed

in a cost cutting exercise

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

is 119k

to much for a still? I can never remember. I know I've been quite close to the annoyance limit with my animated gifs recently.

/apologises

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

250k for animated

50k for stills

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

kay -

optimised chocolate goodness coming.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

No leave it, otherwise you are just making us download more data!

In future keep them under 50k
kthnxbai

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

Normally I don't care, it's just there has been so much of it today,

and a strangely large number of spammers, i'm getting very pedantic today :P

faq says 50k for still images, but no one really cares unless it's nearer 100, as far as I can tell

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

broadband

and not caring at people with caps!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

If I were at home, I honestly don't care, but at work, they do like to keep tabs on traffic and sites

(fuck knows how i get away with actaully being on here all day then :S)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

hahah

*click*

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

Hello

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

hello

to you too, who are you?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

Don't encourage him

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DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

oi!

I resemble that remark

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

I'm me

who are you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

A/S/L?

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DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

118/not very often/uranus

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

no you're bloody not

I'm you, you're him over there, and he's the man from the gas board

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

I'm not

a forensic gardener, but I wish I was...

Could I put that on my C.V ?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

no, but you may use this badge once you have taken the evening classes:

but you may use this badge once you have taken the evening classes:

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

LOL-ly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

*groan*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

why you....

*spang*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

oi biatch

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Sup homes!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

Oh dear god!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

ha?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

2(ha)?

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

oof

hehe

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DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

talking about penis

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

she looks like she is about to laugh

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

surely that's a pulminory embolism?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

Alien?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

no, she went of her own accord

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

quite an impressive John Hurt impression there.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

HELLO. I'LL TRY NOT TO BE SHIT NEXT TIME.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

Hooray for adblock!

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

Hooray for Harold LLoyd

yes you did

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

Harold Lloyd for the fucking win!

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

Hooray for Harold LLoyd

Just How Old Are you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

26 going on 70

Harold Lloyd's the MAN. Him and Buster Keaton. Chaplin is Lloyd and Keaton Lite.

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Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

Oh in that case

Hello Dan

long time no see

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

Yay Harold Lloyd and his Jeremy Beadle hand

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

Perhaps they need to have adcock

to block large CDCs

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

nonsense - embrace the cdc

it is traditional

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

YAY FOR TABLETS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

yay for tablet-christening-cdcs!

Edit: My irony radar obviously failed miserably. ho-hum.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

he's being ironic

...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

No, I really did get a tablet.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

Oh in that case

Jolly good show

*edit* can you draw me a pigeon eating a donut please?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

I'll try.

I'm very bad at it though.

(

WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

This is above and beyond the call of duty for christening your tablet.

*awards victoria cock*

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

*removes medal until such time picture is reinstated*

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

sorry

here it is

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

also

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

some one posted the original earlier..................

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

BIGGAR

(

Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

hahaha when it was posted the first time round it was nowhere near this big!

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

Thanks for adding an extra 40kb to the cache

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

no worries.

40kb ain't too big for one image. i'm merely concerned for him settign a treend.

ya sarky shite.

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

my goodness!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

TURTLES!

(

Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

ON SMACK!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

IN A SHACK!

(

Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

LISTENING TO RAP!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

Like the LHC and Dennis Rodman

this is big and confusing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

BIGGER!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

oh, now what is going on today?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

Monday, Tuesday, Tuesday 2, Tuesday 3, Friday, Saturday, RPS

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

that is so true, it has to be SCIENCE!™

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

agree

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

oi!

View Larger Map

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

Has there been an eclipse?

or has my blindness returned

(

boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

Not someone

c_kick

:|

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

Has JJ Spontaniously reappeared since I started this image?

Sorry, I couldn't get the angles right on the Missing advert.

(

Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

heheh

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

Looks like I missed a good trolling while I've been away

:O(

(

Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

he's in Australia

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

Did he leave his drawing hands in the UK?

;OD

(

Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

yup.

he's taken his snake handler hands instead.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)

I was going to visit Australia

but I couldn't get the right permits to buy snake handler hands. So I thought it safer to go to Scunthorpe instead.

(

Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

he did

say he was popping off for a bit, and iirc he left some squirrel tits before he went

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

It's all about the weetabix eyebrows rather than squirrel tits

I hate stories which are left on a cliffhanger.

(

Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

Is he the one that does those pictures of the really fit animals with tits?

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

SEXEH

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)

who?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

He's gone to do some w*rk for the next coupla weeks iirc.

cannae b3ta and w*rk at the same time.

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

it is possible

i'm doing it right now, i just dont have much work on - so i might go make a cup of tea, not coffee mind... its shit.

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)

ha yeah, but most of us get too distracted to wor......................

shit, i'm ACTUALLY at work.........fuck, it's 5:10! whoops!

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

who?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

who?

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

Hehehe

Not that I've seen.

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

I suspect he got a job as a window-dresser in Spitalfields lately

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

mmmm

you little squirrel bitch, you're going to get fucked after closing time, just like your friend.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

yeah

he did get fired from that job as I recall

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

I shouldn't really poke fun.

If I ever go shopping and I see his squirrels in the window, it's straight to the soiled and damaged section for me. 50% off cum-soaked clothing from the range in the window. Bit of a wash when you get home, and presto!

You can't ask for better value than that.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

ROUTEMASTER!

How old is this pic?

PS Animals in people cloth is a tad frighto

(Hullandback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

it's a static routemaster, not in service

I think they sell flats out of it or something

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

WANT

to be between

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

hee hee!

'pasteurised' - dammit, now I've got Benny Hill's "Ernie" in my brain.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

hahaha!

that milk carton was too damn cool... I'm sure I've got that vid somewhere....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

YES.

The best thing here for me would be the fact that 90% ( made up factoid ) of those kids on a a carton never turn up. We can but hope.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

Flood at the airport

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

Oh. Well.

I see what all the fuss was about now.
Sorry everyone.

(

El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

~~~~~~~~~~~~>

SNAKE

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

still here?

www.b3ta.com/talk/5571678

*edit* you are Jacob Dyer AICMFP

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

No. I am not still here.

Yes. I am Jacob Dyer.

(

El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

I THINK YOU FUCKIN' ARE.

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

^this

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

mod?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

Horse?

(

El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

Show me a bmp of your neck!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

You smug cunts just won't accept an apology, will you?

(

El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

depends whether you're being sincere or not

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

not without anal

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

i will!

i'm married so i rarely get to hear one.
apology accepted.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

HAHA

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

Hahaha

I can fucking relate *clicks*

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

Divorce her.

That's the only way to go.

Dump that zero and get yourself a hero.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

Then kill her.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

Then kill yourself.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

But get a mate to YouTube it, if it isn't too late.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

he's been gone a while. i think it's too late.

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

hey guys,

i was just doing some... um.. gardening!
thats it.
planting some stuff.
*taps nose*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

You were burying the bloodied, broken corpse of your wife, weren't you Ives?

You nawty little mischief-maker!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

*puts hands in pockets*

*stares at ground*
yes sir.....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

Now you've been TOLD to wait until after prep to do your inhumations!

Write out "I will not bury corpses before prep" 100 times, and let that be a lesson to you!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

*starts writing*

s'not bloody fair!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

this looks like a job for a FORENSIC GARDENER!

*swooshes cape*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

*tries to hide roses*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

"This looks like a thorny case! Stand aside, perp, or I'll have to dead-head you!"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

you can question me all you want!

i wont dance to your prune...

i'm no good at puns...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

This could be the work of a stalk-er!

I'm sure we'll get to the 'roots' of this crime...

(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

Oh dear lord, I'm going to end up as a hate figure in the Daily Mail.

DOES ANYBODY HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER, REAL NAME, AND ADDRESS... SO I CAN CALL THE POLICE AND LET THEM KNOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?

Not that I care about him, I just don't want to end up in as a figure of hate, I'm a nice guy normally, I don't know what came over me to say such a thing.

Please don't hate me /board, please don't.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

ivesb

4th floor
b3ta Towers
b3taville
PO 3 B74

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

They've all forgotten who you are already.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

^^ This.

Balders is a fine hard working decent upstanding member of the b3ta comunitee, and does anyone even thank him for his hard work? Do they fuck.

This out outragous.

I demand you all accept his apology at once, or you're shit. Really shit. Shitter than something that's so shitty that it shits shit in a shitter.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

MoT?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

I missed that episode... Who is this "Jacob Dyer"?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

oh you missed a classic

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

The butler did it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

a post from last year (I think)-

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

hahah, WTF?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

that's it

it's legend

almost as good as Krut!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

who, or what, is Krut??

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Klaus

www.b3ta.com/board/8100304

couldn't remember the full quote until I searched it

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

well that's just even more confusing....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

KRUT KRUT and other nonsense i can't bring to mind right now.......

poly somehting i think.

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

Kasto kasto krut!

Poligen ha.
Mr. Horrible ha. Mr. Horrible kasto. Krut kasto.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

yeah that's it

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

A poor man's Krull?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

That's what we all replied when he posted it

and a text meme was born.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Haha, the fact you remember it is even funnier!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

how could I forget?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

That's OK

Thankyou for having the decency to apologise, it's lovely.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

IS that a really really fat bum, or a really really tiny chair?

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

large and fat woman or tiny chair?

:) A tiny chair

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

see where dripping taps'll get you.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

that arse appears to be absorbing that chair.....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

The duck seams to be stuck!!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

lol

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

BUY ME PLAYSTAITON 3 YOU SHIT.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

PLAYSTAITON 3 does not exist!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

BUY ME THIS

www.play.com/Games/PlayStation3/4-/7785865/Sony-PlayStation-3-PS3-Console-with-80GB-HDD-+-FREE-Little-Big-Planet/Product.html

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

MUSLIM JIHAD EXTREMIST B3TA TERRORIST!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

The Peruvian spiteful sloth...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

that is all kinds of win and woo!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

Tee hee hee!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

Sloths are one of the cutest iclke animals EVER

FACT
Edit: Ooh I didn't notice the animation. Now it is triply cute :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

'ningles potty!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

'ning laddy!

How is your new job?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

haven't started yet.

i won't be on here in the day when i start.
i'll be far too busy!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

What does the new job entail?

and will you get to see more rude bits?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

i'll be a clinical physiologist in Southampton General Hospitals Neurology department.

doing EEG's and evoked potentials and what not.
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

I shall wander into your hospital stating

"I have an evoked potential!" and see how you handle it.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

*sends you for dissection*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

oooohhh get you with your fancy job

'jealouses'

Im doing psychology degree altho no idea what ill do with it but the idea of attaching probes to peoples heads, it appeals esp with a large electrical switch to power it up, Frankenstein style

(

boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

Big feckin' claws though...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

Yes but

they couldn't be arsed to be nasty with them. It takes too much effort.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

Sloth has lovely teeffs

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

pffft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

Ha! Ace

Sloth loves chunk

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

Ruth, ruth, BABY! Ruth!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

Do the truffle shuffle

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

slick shoes?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

"I DON'T WEAR A HAIRPIECE!"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

i've just escaped from these really disgusting people perhaps you've heard of them

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

I got it, I GOT IT! ....I don't got it.....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

you boys like tongue don't ya!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

wants one!!

I would paint its nails pink tho

(

oucheh I am have confused, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

Jeru?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

It's smiling, can't be me.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

teefs!

yay

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

Looks fake to me, did you use some sort of image manipulation program to make this ?

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

Awww

*wants*

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

I know heeem

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/jamaica.jpg

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

noshewentofherownaccord.com

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

Hahahaha

Excellent!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

Wahaaaaaaaaaayyyy!

You're back!! How ya doin' Moley? have a welcome back *click*

(

Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

I'm itching to have a back scratcher like that !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

Aww.. lookit the little fellas.. they just wanna play...

(

oucheh I am have confused, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

Two dogs got on my train this morning and they both had jackets on which, I kid you not were worth more than anything I had on.

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

damn rich snooty dogs.

bet their rolls royce had broken down so they decided to slum it to work
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

You should've seen their shoes!!

*waits for dog shoe spam*

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

HAHAHA

how do you know? did they have the prices tags still on.....i hate when i do that.

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

I spoke to the owner

He said one jacket was £350!!
I can't remember the make but they looked too warm, I let one of them sit next to me to stop the draft from the door.
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

haha madskillz.

that's a disgusting amount to spend on a dog though eh?

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

It is that!

I spent quite a bit on mine when we had her but not a scratch on that.
The funny thing was the owner was wearing Primark shite.

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

hahahahaha

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

how chavvy of them..

..to leave the price tags in.. I hate show offs, especially canine ones.

(

oucheh I am have confused, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

i actually did this on the first day of college by accident.

people thought i'd done it on purpose.
i felt like such a cunt.

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

but then again...

if you own a train you can't be doing too bad yourself

(

oucheh I am have confused, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

hahaha

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

Hahahaha

GET OFF'A MY TRAIN CHAVVY DAWGS!!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

were you naked?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

I had my £300 Firetrap parker on! Nothing else though.
;)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

*imagines*

*spluffs*
*self-loathes*
*farts, rolls over and goes to sleep*

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

*nudges*

*flashes again*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

hahaha :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

'noon sah!

How the devil are we?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

good thanks.

a little tired, and just printing some stuff off, as I've got work to do tonight :/

going to get coffee now though. furthermore, I may be on the precipice of source-finding success soon :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

I am at the moment in pursuit of something quite exciting the results of which you may well get to see.
*dances*

*cloud of smoke*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

settle down!!

*gets the hose*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

*nods to Valin*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

how rare!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

Valin did the hard work

I just put 'em together.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Let the breeding begin !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

carmadillo

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

haahha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha

I love mccains little tail

Noon board!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

I'd heard that about you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Ooops

b3ta.com/board/8860505

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

hahah

brillsocks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

hahahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

I've made you a profile badge

I am not the one knobbing my step daughter.

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El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

what's Snake Wednesday?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

is this some /talk shit

that /boarders don't get?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

Is this some kind of white cunts' joke black cunts don't get?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

first one then the other

/ac

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I haven't watched that in years!

*downloads*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

what is it?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

The black dude Rory says it.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

oh yeah- how dim of me- I watched that last night!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

hahahahahahah, utter classic :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

Pretty much every line of his is sheer fucking gold.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

Can't really believe it's 10 years old now.....

"Fucking northern monkeys!"
"I hate these fucking southern fairies!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

a friend of mine is fascinated that I can do both of those accents to a vagueish standard.

I might watch it again tonight. Oh shit, I won't. Heroes, innit.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

I'M JUST REPLYING BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL AND I WANT THE ATTENTION.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

I'M NOT A GIRL I'M A POLAR BEAR AND YOU'RE NICKED SUNSHINE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

I can't find the image I'm looking for, but this'll do.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

Oh Gonzicles, it's not working.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

This will not stand well for my "hatch te te pee colon backslash backslash double you double double you dot beta dot com, with the ee in beta replaced with a three, yeah', that's right, anyway, slash be oh ay are dee" reputation.

www.marriedtothesea.com/071406/bear-prom.gif

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

That pretty lady's obviously you.

Rarr rarrrr rarr.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

YES ! GET IN THERE ! ** Pulls shirt over head and runs around the room with my arms out like an areoplane **

SOMEONE CALLED ME PRETTY !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

/talker failed posting image shocker.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

OH COOL, A/S/L?

xXxHIxXx

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

/talk has been all snakes for about an hour.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

Is it still going on? Bloody hell.

*prays for a Bou shaped distraction*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

LAWL LOCK STOCK QUOTE

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)

It's fucking weird when you lot come over here.

It's like going to your mum's house to find that your mate's entire family are sat in the front room like everything's normal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

You get little quotes here, right now it's saying "B3ta loves you.".

Can I go rooting through the cupboards? I like looking in other people's fridges.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

There's mealworms in my fridge.

Not for me to eat, obviously.

Mostly I don't get little quotes as I use that quick reply thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

I don't know what mealworms are, are they something for fisherman or something?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

I feed them to my lizard.

Not a euphemism.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

COR !

Can you get different flavours? is he choosy what he eats?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

She, and no, not as far as I know.

Her name is Fran, and she is all lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

you can thank me later...

sexually

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

Takes cover!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

oh thanks

now I'm cold!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

*gives pile of lanyards*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

well - I suppose that help

I had a lovely thick duvet until printmeister took it... it had a Thundercats cover on it too

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)

Absolutly love this!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

SNAXE R DEADLY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

y'know, I nearly did . . .

I nearly did . . ./autocomplete
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

Fucking Fail on a stick

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

speaking of fail...

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post274135
*goes back to lurking*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

already voted!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)

If this gets chosen

I predict 78½% of all posts will be about asylum seekers.
Maybe a caveat at the end of that saying "without mentioning asylum seekers" would be good. That way we could all get justifiably shouty and feel superior when the floods of asylum speakers posts start appearing.
Then a board fight will start where people start screaming "NAZI" and Mystery Bob accuses us all of being finicky mimsies. There could be pouts, flouncing and swearing galore and I could sit back and giggle at the silliness of it all while munching on Jaffa Cakes.
/carried away

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

Cock off ta

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

YES

YES!

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

I LIKE THIS!

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

how many accounts does

Baldmonkey need?

Edit:// fuck it, I'm going to repost this for all you lovely daytime folk.
This is what happens when you involve the buses.

Click for bigger (337KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind

*parp*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)

NEEDS MORE SNAKE

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)

Cunt off with your shitty BMP that is mega large!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

Haha

I didn't even notice that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)

Haha, you're both sad cunts.

GUTTED

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

Yes, of course we are.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)

Talk boarder posts on main board

and calls us sad.
Then returns to /Talk and gets all superior.
Shock!
Horror!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

Gonzo is lovely, 'Pot

I swear. They're just a bit special on /talk

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

I know he is, SSS :)

I also know he has a skin so thick it could be called a hide.
I would never pick on someone because he is a /Talker because I sometimes wander over there and wouldn't like to blot my copybook.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

Hee, you cheeky scamp :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

You are a fish.

GUTTED

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

FP THIS NOW

(

Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)

363K?

How in the name of all that's holy did you get a picture like that to that size?

Also - wtf?

EDIT - aaaaah - bitmap...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

Via the magic of .bmp ™

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

IT LOADED UPWARDS!

*excorcises the bmp*

SPELLCASTING...

f-u-c-k-o-f-f

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

Fuck off back to talk

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

see, this is why there is such a divide

there should't be

but they do insist on bringing their elitist "humour" over here

yeah, yeah, let's rile the /boarders by posting a crap picture and go over there to have "fun"

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)

I went to a school for commoners and we

used to get to go and have swimming lessons at the posh school because they had a pool...

that's what this reminds me of... except in the dream I was wearing a dress

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

I don't think that there is as much

of a divide as it would seem. However /talk did estrange themselves from here as soon as they had the opportunity and started to regard /board as something lesser ( whilst glossing over the fact that it was their total inability to use photoshop for producing anything remotely boardworthy that caused them to yammer utter shite to each other all day flooding the old /board that caused the divide initially ) and of course every now and again some prick decides to make a shitty, provocative image and post it here after telling all the other pricks first and so we have this.
One idiot trying to cause trouble on an account he could not give a toss if it were burned and all the sheep following saying "ooh baldmonkey, you're so clever"

Nobody here likes to talk any more than me but the reason I spend little time on the talk board is that not too many of them are as intellectual, mature or clever as they would like to appear.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

The lunatics have taken over the aslylum

(

You said what I just did up there *points*

except mine wasn't as eloquent.
It's like the /talkers equivalent of "knock down ginger"* when they do this.
*or whatever it was called in your neck of the woods

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

anyone trying to

'knock down ginger' in my neck of the woods got a few teeth knocked out and a week off school. wtfayboa woman? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

You bloody liar

You would kick out a few teeth regardless.
Knock down ginger is when you knock on the door and run away.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

www.streetgames.co.uk/Knock_Down_Ginger.html

(

Great site!

My parents had a better variation when they were younger.
They used to live in a narrow street. They would tie a piece of string to the door handle of one house, cross to the opposite side of the road and tie the other end of the string to another house. Then they would simulataneously knock on both doors and scarper.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

Shut the fuck up you pathetic bald cunt. The only thing you've ever punched is your son's arse with your cock.

I realise you can't see this, which is a shame.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

Twaddle

Some of us are capable of contributing on both.

(

WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

NO.

AND WE MUST PUNISH TRANSGRESSORS.

(

El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

you're not very interesting

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

YOU'RE not very interesting.

HA GUTTED.

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El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

Indeed

some of us used to do it when this was all fields.

I AM TALKING ABOUT ME HERE.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

In your profile, the first of your faces

I've got that dude on a bag. He's awesome, nice work

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

Thanks

I'm glad my face is now popular to have on bags.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

Not true, squire

There's a few morons over there but I find it much more brainworthy than here. They're capable of more than CDCs and "hahaahahaha woo/yay" etc

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

You need a strong shit-filter for all the boards.

Though claiming that CDCs and haha are the top drawer of /board is like claiming that aging 4chan text memes are the top drawer of /talk. It's a poor exercise all round.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

No no, there are som extremely talented folks here

and I've had some wonderful nettimes on this board. Just there's a whole lot of dross too, which sometimes seems to overshadow the talent a little

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

hahaha what a load of smug horseshit

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

No.

He has a point.
We should all be very ashamed of getting sand in his eyes.

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El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

ha,

you have no conception of me if you thought you were capable of even thinking about kicking sand in my face.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

But I'm thinking about it RIGHT NOW.

How is that possible?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

ah, not that I was talking to you

but forgive me for not making clear that I meant to imply 'in person, up close'.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

I might be misunderstanding, are you threatening people over the internet?

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

Watch out he's got a keyboard!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

Don't be silly.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

I didn't realise that I was only supposed to reply to posts that are replies to my own

I'VE BEEN GETTING IT WRONG FOR OVER 6 YEARS!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

Rubbish.

Thats a bit of a generalisation. I can use both boards, thank you very much.

(

FoldsFive, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

So am I.

But as I said and stand by, not nearly as many of them are as clever as they would like to think. I don't think that is an unfair statement.

Certainly when the few that were intelligent enough to get a job that allows them to sit on the internet have gone home for the day /talk usually degenerates into nothing more than people discussing the merits of the last biscuit they ate.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

Garibaldi ftw

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

Escape the snake

Sorry, but I liked this.

It's that bad.

(Flappers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)

HOW FUCKING BIG?????

edit: hahahahah, damn you, Mod, office lollage!
edit edit: ok stop it, people in teh office are staring at me as I sit here giggling like a loon

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)

ahem

www.b3ta.com/talk/5571678

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

thanks Mod

... although I'm at least partially gay anyway.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)

Hahaha

Nice mod edit...

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)

I think this homophobic comment by a mod is sickening.

NAUGHTY STEP THAT MOD NOW.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

Best MOD EDIT IN THE WORLD EVER

FACT

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

I think we should all click this and see if we can get a mod edit onto the popular page.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

It was good until the twat edited it....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

Bring back Cock Tuesday

(

WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

Bring back your mum

to my bed

(

Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

HAHA WHAT?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)

I RELLA YDON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MOD-EDIT, BUT I knoW I LOVE IT.

(

Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

Top mod edit!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

hello pot

It's the funniest Mod edit ever

have you got a bee in your pants?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

Snakes :(

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

eeew!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

Paul was always the smelly one of the bunch

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How rare!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

FLASH!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

Who are those humans?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

google people found on google when I searched on google for a 'fart'

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

Mofaha is eyeing up the sneaky looking ginger, I can tell.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

No I was just wondering

what that guy in the middle is sitting on.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

Looks like a rope ladder suspended from a helicopter . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)

the one on the right is blue star

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

What's going on?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

in the post or in general?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

I'm not fussy

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

I'd heard that about you

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

I put in the shark/helicopter since people always moan about it

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

Did Paul have a mushroom pizza?

(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

This is in my brain

Make him go away

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

Shoo!

did that work?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

*closes eyes*

Nope

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

*hums "Always look on the bright side of life"*

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

There, now that will be stuck in your head for the next few hours instead.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

No, sadly I have the hoedown from Whose Line Is It Anyway in the music section

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

That'll do, sub in the Angel of Death for the tall lanky one who is in every episode.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

That's made him MORE scary

Cos now he's singing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

Just think Pratchett thoughts...

He might not go away, but he'll be far more amusing company.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

Now he has a multi-legged wooden chest for company

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

*kicks in nuts*

now fuck off.
there you go trelly!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

Evil Doodle has no nuts

I have already tried

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

right.

i'll be back soon.
*nips home for Heavy Cavalry Sword*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

MELVIN HIM!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

What the what now?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_&_Ted's_Bogus_Journey#Plot

Second paragraph.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

make him a cup of tea.

You never know, he might turn out to be a cheap babysitter.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

Not a bad plan!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

walk three times in a circle backwards

then jump to face a doorway and shout the name Mephistopheles... he'll appear in a mirror over your left shoulder... then you have to shake your booty a bit suggestively and everything will be alright.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)

oh yes! creepifying!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)

*Tears off mask*

It was Minky all along!!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

Kneel, Arm Strong, Buzz Aldrin

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

That's right! HIT 'IM WIDDA BARBELL!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

Think you're good enough for the moon huh?!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

Oh god

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

buzz is buzzing

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

like a fridge

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

Him and his hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

Dumbells in space . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

Delivery to KABUL, Afghanistan

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

Hahha superb!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

those planes control the weather

i've seen them do it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

Nope, that rain

is just the pilots pissing on you from the sky.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

they made it sunnier

so nyeh

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

Got a view up their arses instead then did you?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

aye

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

Cloud seeding?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

These fucking torrent pirates will nick anything!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

pfft.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

That actually really tickled me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

Thank you :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

Pfft!

I want pizza now!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

haha love it!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Obama does Kabul

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

Arf!

Now do Flash :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

I'm a flashmong :-(

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

No silly!

FLAAAAAAAAASH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

AAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

/obligatory response.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

He'll save every one of us!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

hahaha!!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

what if they want garlic bread too?

hides

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

They are loaded onto destroyers and fired like tomahawk cruise missles at the delivery address

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

of course, how foolish of me.

Buffalo wings?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

distributed via cluster bomb dispenser

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

a bit of carpet bombing?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

no thanks,

just a thin crust hawaiian and some buttnuggets

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

Only if it's scotch guarded.... BBQ sauce is murder to get out.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

Oh yes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

how's it going chum?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

I've decided to give up being a Forensic Gardener

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

The rebranding wasn't as popular as they'd hoped...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

:D Hahahahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

I'm sorry. The dog went on it, he's been ill.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

Hahahhaahhahahah!

*office snort*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

Pfft!

Why the fuck would they change the name?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

Because any structural engineer would tell you that a dough base is an inappropriate building material.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

apparently

(this is from an interview with the chief comms officer) to alert people that they don't just do pizza, but that 15% (mebbe even less) of their range is pasta.

i think the ad where the fella says "nah they won't do that" would've been enough

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

It you think Pizza Hut serves pasta then you are sadly mistaken.

They are clearly emulcified starch tubes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

never tried their pasta

only ate their pizzas last year cos they were just round the corner and i couldn't be arsed going on the domino's site 9/10 times

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

Yeah, but what fucktard goes to Pizza Hut

for a fucking Lasagna?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

Someone who's very greedy?

Lasagne is the plural

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

Eh?

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

what's the singular then?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

Lasagna.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

I'm sure if you managed to set up a big enough ramp

you could jump your motor cycle over the reason.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

in this ever-grown illusion that people are caring more and more about healthy eating,

Pizza Hut want to appear to be more healthy with new pasta dishes, hence the Pasta Hut advertising of late. The irony is, taht 90% of their existing client base doesn't give a shit, and will continue ordering stuffed-crust meat feasts.

I love these marketing types - so full of ideas, and none of them based on common sense :D

that is a complete generalisation and not always true....

Even though it is.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

Yay

Repost delight

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I liek this D:

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

Nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

I've just had a really strange cold call (and i'm at work)

"Hello, I am concerning all the home owners"
Me: What?
"I am concerning all the home owners"
Me: You are concerning all the home owners?
"Yes"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

then stop talking to them

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

That would have been a very witty reply

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

and were you concerned?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

I am now

I think

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

hahahahha, at that, you should just start asking bizzarre questions to confuse them:

"Who is concerned? What is your house?"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

I wonder how many people today he has phoned up and concerned?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

I've called, eerrr, HE's called up quite a few, I would imagine

*shifty*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

Ha Ha!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

WOOF!

'Boston mongterrier;

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

get down shep

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

he's eating my banana

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

perhaps he'd prefer the cool crisp taste of monkey beer

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

Haha

wow I havent seen monkey beer in a b3ta pic for ages

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

Made a brief appearance in a compo meme-fest earlier this week...

www.b3ta.com/board/8848259

EDIT a relation of yours?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

Yay!

Also yes, all people with cat in the name are related to me.

Unfortunately I can therefore never do the dirty with Cat Deeley.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

i would

despite her wonky nose

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

Yay!

Sausagebird :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

donkey?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

hehe

Mongdog

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

Monkog, or Dogkey?

heheheheh :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

Hehehe

Have a marmosetter:

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

WANT!

haha, he looks awesome

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

That dog has the body and face of a monkey.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

How does he smell?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

like a dead rapper

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

With that his nose. It's right there.

*points*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

Will they keep their promises?

(daio, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)

nope, strongly doubt it.

i wouldn't.

i mean, would you?
never.
fuck 'em.

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)

Can I have a large Hawaiian please!

/best ever phone japes blog

Pssst, you may want to optimise this a bit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)

Do you do liver?

Yes we deliver.

Ok, a pizza with liver, onions and mushrooms please.

Liver? What? We don't do liver.

So, do I need to come and pick it up?

No, we deliver.

Ok, a pizza with liver, onions and mushrooms please.

etc.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I will do this soon :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

Liver and onions is godly

but with gravy and mashed potatoes. I live in eternal anticipation of you making me a liver pizza.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

Afghanistan would get more food out of them

if they were shot, flown over and barbequeued.

I for one am more than happy to volunteer to help with this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

Good woman.

You could feed a fair few mouths too.

*insert inevitable oo-er missus*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

why is it that nearly everything you write on board makes me wish flesh-eating parasites upon you?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

Because you have issues?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

No, I'm fine.

I just think you are constantly a cunt in order to try and live up to some sort of persona you would love to have, but you are too cowardly and don't have enough secure friendships in real life in order to live this dream. I would pity you if you had shown any worth.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

Are you trying to say I aspire to be Pasanonic?

Putting that psychology degree to good use, as always.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

no, not at all.

I think Pasanonic is alright. He doesn't sling unprovoked personal insults around the board.

Unfortunately, I don't see your usage of b3ta as putting your parent's computer to good use.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

That's true, he tends more to kick them into people's skulls with the heel of his boot but I digress.

Presumably your use of b3ta is to better mankind then? Or were you just trying to undermine my credibility and status? Can't be that as I have none. Trying to solidify in your mind that I am small and pathetic and you have achieved?

In all seriousness, I honestly don't know what your problem is (that is to say with me, I'm not trying to insinuate you of all people could have problems) but anger with other people never gets you anywhere.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)

I feel justified in thinking that you're a cunt when you make cuntish personal insults.

I don't claim to bring anything in particular to b3ta, or that I have necessarily achieved anything more in life than a person I don't know.

I am also not angry. I was simply expressing my disgust and dislike of the majority of the things you write. There simply is no need to personally insult people if you have an iota of intelligence.

I'm intrigued that you keep avoiding the point by concentrating first on Pasanonic, then on me. It's quite funny really. Almost cute.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

You had a point?!

(sorry I can't resist them sometimes)
Anyway as you were saying, you had a point?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

Yes. It's in the words.

If you really don't get it, here it is again:

I was making it clear that personal insults of the sort you so often use, make you look like a cunt. This in turn, causes me to make it clear that I strongly dislike what you wrote, and in the absence of other information, strongly dislike you. So the point is, you're a nasty, bitter and unnecessarily offensive cunt.

But your replies were along the lines of: "nu-uh, you are and so is pasanonic."

Are you actually still in school? It certainly sounds seems it. To reiterate, my point centres on your unprovoked offensive shite, not anyone elses.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

Oh sorry I thought that was just a statement of fact, I didn't realise you wanted my humble opinion on it.

I did only mention him as a joke though you obviously don't think much of my humour, apart from the few occasions you tell me I'm funny for a cunt.

I'm on here a little too frequently to still be at school don't you think, though of course you knew that anyway. Students, tsst, think they know everything, liberal scum. Etc etc.
We could trade cliches all day I'm sure, but as far as I know Captain Wow (who as of yet is the only person you've so gallantly and repeatedly defended) finds me far more aggravating when I'm just having an argument about religious opinion than when I make some jokes with a vague double entendre to them.
{and yes despite what you probably will say, jokes can be a little personal and insulting, unless the stuff you and hedgehog and other people all throw between each other are actually a malicious subtext I have missed all these months}
You can get onto her if you wish (that one was unintentional) about it, as far as I know she nor anyone else* besides you have expressed any real offense, though I wouldn't be surprised if she just viewed me as petty.

*Actually that's a lie as I think I drove Clansoul spare once, though I'd actually previously talked to him a fair bit when everyone was out to get him so I suspect he is just on the defensive because everyone is constantly snapping at his heels all the time.

[Anyway, is that a full and sincere enough response for you? I'll stick to whimsical indifference in future if you don't mind, doesn't take so long to type out...]

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

I like pizza.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

I thought it was Obama pledging pizza in the middle East

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

Lol

Hahaha... Pizza in our time, if I remember correctly.

(daio, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

Forget who it was - might have been Rory Bremner - did a wicked pisstake of Paisley and Adams at a buffet...

"Slice of pizza, Ian?"

"No-one is more in favour of pizza than me! But to have your pizza thrust upon me in this fashion is an outrage!"

and similar...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

In our house he is already not called Obama any more.

It went obama, babama, bobambam, babumbum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

logical progression

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

Hooray for President BaBumBum.

In your face, McBastard and Failin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

lalalalalalabamba

there, there's a new one for you.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

Hahahahaha you fucking pimp.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)

snffkk

(repressed snigger)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

Lacist!

dont repress anyone

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

they'll have a competitor

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

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