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[challenge entry] I helped my wife make this a while back...


It's a mini-golf hole of Picasso's 'World without weapons'.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# hahaha
That's wonderful on many levels.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# That is ace!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats really cool
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Whole in one !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# He looks like he is pissing a little puddle of blue.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# God damn that's ace :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Thats awesome
great work. I'd love to see the other 17 holes!

*racks brain for golf/art puns*

*fails*

In other news, some one else has been at this type of challenge too. Awesome Lego Esher
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Here's the rest of them...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# :D
thats so awesome
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# This I would like to play :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# The Pork Chop Express Takes Down McCain
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# HAhaha
Yay!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# This is fucking awesome.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# NIce catch !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha
*cough* slightly too big *cough*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# dagnammit!
/stares at image ready and puts up optimisation dukes.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# DONT CHANGE IT!
Otherwise we in effect download 500kb instead ot the 285k on its own
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I
will leave it for fear of choking the web with image cancer.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Personally I dont really care, I tend to look at anims for the amount of frames
/tad interested blog

but some people are capped etc.... you know the score
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# 34,520 bytes died to bring us this information.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# But do those bytes get a tv charity phone in, I think not :(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
#
And the first thing I notice is Kurt's slightly lippied up lips.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# It's blood. He's a man's man, man.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# :D *clicks* This is ace but I can't help wondering if it would have been better to have his whole face there
Without the title I wouldn't have known who that was :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Yar...
I was prepared to spend half an hour cutting out his forehead but the beard was just too much of a pain. Also I get his mouth opening. I wish I'd grey'd up his hair a bit though.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Niceness :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Let me outa here . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# GET BACK IN THE FUCKING PICTURE, SLAVE BASTARD.
:)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Cleverly animated!
Woo!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# FUCK!
The Phlid Stays In The Picture. Aythenkyar.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Stay the fuck in there!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Is it just me or
Does that look like Leonardo di Caprio?

What's that? It is just me?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I don't know what you look like
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Perhaps like . . . Leonardo di Caprio ?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# More like Leonardo da Vinci
Driving a Capri. O!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Great idea . . . I'll work on it . . .
ps: in case I miss it . . . happy b6taday in a week !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Titanic practice . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Ohhhhhh
very, very nice indeedy :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# There's a smug cloud-a-comin'


Everyone's seen that episode of South Park? Right??

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# What's South Park?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# its a car washing company down the road from me
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# It's in Fulham
Just off Wandsworth Bridge Road.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Smug Bastard was in South Park?
Why wasn't I informed?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# smug clouds and hybrids
Everyone in the town got Hybrid cars and started to create a "smug cloud"

Basicallt, the cloud from George Clooney's Oscar acceptance speak started taking over!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# He practically took credit for the american civil rights movement


or something
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I haven't.
But I did see a couple of funny episodes of South Park on saturday night.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# early ones where they
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# No, they were new ones I think.
One about ninjas and one about cat's urine.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# No I didnt,
But I love the episode "D-Yikes!"

"Oh scissor me allison! SCISSOR!"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# IT MADE ME DRIVE A HYBRID.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Glad it wasn't just me......
.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Has anyone identified the source guy?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# IT'S YOUR MUM LOL
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# First name "Smug"
Second name "."
Last name "Bastard"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I have a Mr T In My Pocket
"First Name, Mister.
Middle Name, Period."

Pffft, he said period lol
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# LOL PERIODS BEST OF ALL THE PERIODS!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# wheres the
sauce?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# *jumps on, jumps off, regrets*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# "Have you seen this....this....never mind"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# xXxHi MediocrexXx
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Dude, get over it!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# NEVER! ;P
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# xXxpicketfencelolxXx
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# sushiman!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# HEY WHEN DID YOU GET SO SASSY?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I loves teh Tssattsr
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Aw. Now my tumtum doesn't hurt as much.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# sassy cat is sassy and is a cat
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# HE ALSO HAS A RSS FEED AND LOTS OF REFLECTIONS.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# And funky boots.
They aren't Dr Martin boots. Doctor Martin's boots of the world, is what they are not.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Sassy boots. Sassin' boots.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# If I was sassy I'd be so sassy, but I'm not so fuck that
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I was always the sassy one here
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# GAH!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# My terminator could have your terminator


Yes I know I posted this already
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Still reaching for my wallet !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Why would you want to find it?
Scratch that, I'd prefer to know its precise location at all times actually.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Although this bandwagon is shit, I did chuckle at the way that loaded
It started moving slowly then faster and faster like a motor starting up :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# "whatever you do... DON'T look at the picture I'm holding in my hand"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Patent pending . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# This reminds me of one of those old computer games.
Does anyone remember a game called kit kat?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Someone ate a 16 bit cartridge and fucked up their megadrive, didn't they?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# but it's got that irresistable slot!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# fucked UP. By putting a kit kat in it.
Although nice to know.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# that's a terrible way to go
for any kind of electrical appliance
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# "things like that can only stay around the house for so long before you have to stick your dick in them....
...much like the cat or the vcr."
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# O_O
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha!
*racks brains*

is that....aqua teen?

*retrieves rack of nicely toasted brains and starts eating*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I remember being 28 and getting bank letters from my bank
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Was that the game with all the breaks in them?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Brilliant
This needs to be in every science text book.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Does the tower of evil have a water cycle and water table inside it as well.
Though I suppose both are impractical for everyday usage.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# AWesome,
I like the octopus/squid monsta
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Is this a screen from GooseQuest?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I am pleased by this image
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# This is exactly how it happened.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I would like to invest in this idea
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Topo graphic !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# How-To
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# i agree.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# is that ClanSoul in the coffin?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Nah,
no coffin could hold that chin!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# To be honest, I thought that at first glance.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# it was the length of hair that did it for me
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Same here
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# He's not talking about his pubes
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# I was
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# =:O
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Whilst I'm at it
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# PINKSOCK!
oh
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# haha
*donkey punches*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *clamps down*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Nice boot!
.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I like the pointy white bit at the bottom
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# For the lucky stiff . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Nice.
.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha
EW!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hiya Tanya!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# ...Hi?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
you shouldn't be scared of Dixon - he's a lovely kitten

:)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# indeed, he eats pizza in the bath
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# deep fried pizza?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I wouldn't recommend that
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# mew
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# UNLEASH THE EWOK PIES!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# your face has changed completely.
you = magic
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
#
magic Pulleys and winches
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *pulls and winces*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Haha!
You unique brand of madness is awesomes!
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Thanks
That's way better than what my therapist says.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# it's the right time of day to crack open a cold one
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# orders twelvtey
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# who is this bloke?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ternubbator 2 luquid fella :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# smug git
he's a meme
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# The actor is Robert Patrick
currently starring in the rather splendid show 'The Unit'. Here, however, he is much younger, starring in Terminator 2 - Judgement Day, as the T-1000
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# thank you
i've seen bits of that, he's the chap that keeps getting shot at and fixing himself again, chasing the car down the street or something and lives happily ever after
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# indeed he is :)
he's very resiliant
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'd have thought that
The Unit had been cancelled by now but I am surprised to see it still running into a 4th series.

I enjoyed him in 'Bridge to Terabithia' but sadly he's become typecast as an army type or science fiction bod or a mixture of both and the chances of a decent sci-fi movie or series coming out of the US these days is very slim to none.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Robert Patrick.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Sarah Conner?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# You! Y'alreet?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# aye, nearly done on the email - will be sending it out later tonight to everyone
and out of plaster cast. They said since I'd been walking on it for 6 months, a cast wouldn't do much good, so I'm now in a huge 3D walking boot. Black, straps, velcro,
steel reinforcement. My left leg looks as if it's going a bit 'goth'
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Ooooh!
What's all this then?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# the email or the broken ankle?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Both really.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Oh! Get well soon, old bean!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Get yourself fixed soon fella
I still maintain that anything bad that happens to you is directly related to the fact that you just stopped imbibing alcohol. If you had been pissed like me your ankle would have just reacted in a 'Stretch Armstrong' kind of manner and we would have all been giggling at your little tumble.

I'd say use it as an excuse not to work and have some you time, but you won't.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ooooh!
Nasty! Get well soon geezer :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# cheers fella
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# heard about your mishap
take it easy sir.

*currently suffering from bad back and bruised ribs after coming a cropper in kiddies playground at weekend, it's ok unless i move or laugh.

but they still didn't catch me.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# 'it's ok unless I move or laugh'
good job you've come to b3ta then...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Screw the email
As long as you're alright
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I get the feeling this 'wagon is gonna still be rolling well into tomorrow morning....
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I fucking hate these types of bandwagons
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# one version for each meme ever used. Then a duplicate bindun for each.
then versions for every celeb who has been featured on the bbc news site for the last 3 weeks, and then no less than 20 cdc ones.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# oh. oh dear.
*closes photoshop*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Yes
I feel it will be a long night. Luckily I intend to spend a large portion of it in the bath eating pizza and picking anchovies out of my pubes \o/

Living the dream, man. Living the dream.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# thanks for the wonderful mental image :S
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# fuck! ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!
\o/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# mate, they may taste fishy but they ain't anchovies
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ^ this and Dixon's comment
.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Yes, plus all following variations on this
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Have you seen this smug bastard?
Ooo - first post!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hello my name is Hallowe'en.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Why was the Egyptian girl worried?
Because her daddy was a mummy.

Yes - I bothered to type that out.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# no - sorry
that's gone over my head
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Well
The ancient Egyptians would embalm their dead, particularly their royalty. Since royalty was handed down only through the male line, most of the most famous discovered embalmed bodies are male. These embalmed bodies are called "Mummies" after the Egyptian "Mu-meh" meaning "corpse".

The humour of the joke (which the above was) comes from the juxtaposition of being able to refer to a father figure, for which a common coloquial term is "Daddy", as a "Mummy", which in itself is a common coloquial term for a mother figure.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ...
nope - perhaps if you could provide me with some sort of diagram or flow chart this would be easier to get...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# How about some magic mushrooms
A heavy dub soundtrack and a picture of a starling's wing?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# No, I am Frank Hallowe'en.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Haha!
*points and laughs*

You're a mong!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# is it a penis mummy?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Mummy?
:O
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# i'd forgotten about hallowe'en
now i'll have to make a special effort to ignore it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Go as a penguin.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Penguins FTW.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Are pirates halloweeny?
Because I have a beard, maybe I can get a hat too.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# just click Ignore
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# finger teeth
you should make these into puppets and make a documentary for channel 4
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Mosty for the benefit of work
But I've never posted this online before.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# TO THE BUTTERMOBILE!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Oooh!
I like that!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# ITS VECTOR TIEMS
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Nice work, I like your use of yellow in vectors.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# thunderbirds are go!
(that is a t-bird, isn't it?)
I think that's really nice, it's amazing how much 'feel' you can get into a pic with just four different shades.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# nice
very yellow, but nice.

do you have any other colours
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# god carfaaaaaace
he's the car
the car with the GOLDEN face
Amanda Holden face

*sings*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# i like custard
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# look at all this vector work popping up
did someone mention a commission or something?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Took far too long and SO not worth it

But damn it you'll bloody well have it
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Maybe his neck had just grow?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I suspect that he accidentally something in his throat.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What the fuck?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Aw cute!
Where can I buy one?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Funny looking giraffe!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Fucking would.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# bring a ladder...
lol
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Funny looking elephant!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Faint? Soft sod
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I had to lie down for several hours
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# :)
Funny looking camel!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
He looks totally gay :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# You wouldn't say that to his face!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I really thought that was going to animate then!
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Feel free to oblige
I lack teh skills
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ha ha i like
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Good thing...
they removed it's balls already.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# long cat is looong
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Nice . . . but why the loooooooong neck . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That's what I thought
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Even more rarer . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# YES!
GMoSFTW!

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#
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#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Haha!
pop this here then...

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# "Sarah Palin?"
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I reckon she'd take a terminator easily...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Blackmail ?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# good, I was pondering doing this
:)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'll see your ponder and raise you a pond . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I'll see your raised pond
and raise you another pond...

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(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Take my wallet . . . please . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hee!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Pffft
Well, rob does need to fund his next big screen telly purchase. apparently the b3ta donations dont cover his expenses these days.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Quick run away before he naughty steps you!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Better reinforce that step.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# cock icon combo!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# THREE COCKS, NO GIRLS.
Welcome to b3ta.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# haha
*likes*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha thats brilliant!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ha ha nice one.
Sorry to threadjack, but who are the most skilled "vectorizers" on B3ta? I have some commission work if anyone wants it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# IVV, if you can get her to do it.
I think she's retired, but money may sway her.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ah, good call.
Also, I am thinking Dave27 (or something)...?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Is the commission work of a car?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Actually, it is.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Ah. Well that's me fucked then.
Thanks, Gear. Thanks a lot.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Sorry
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Yeah, I'll bet.
*heartbroken*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Unlikely to be me...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I've been known to dabble


Mofaha and InvinoVeritas are good.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That's very nice. I'm sure I've said that before, I recognise it.
Well, the yellow.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Its a trace from a photomontage I made from PORN
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Intelligent, well-to-do chaps about town such as yourself
have knowledge of PORN?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# PORNFLAKES with all the natural goodness of PORN
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# *pours milk on, one splash at a time*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I make porn
Have you not read my wikipedia page?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# It'd appear not.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# PORN, getting straight into the story since mankind first learned how to bash a stick on a rock
or something
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Blimey.
I don't know much about art but...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# #...i know I love you#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Oh that's good. I'll Gaz you in a sec.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I thought you were trying to imply that Mofaha and Vino were good at being passionate lesbians for a minute there.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# That's beautiful.
reminds me a little of Jason Brooks work.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# PHWOAR!
*clicks for later*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# that's a bit bloody ace
nice colours! Mine tend to be a bit too lairy.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Awww riiiiiiiiiiight
That's one for the wank bank then.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# davew27
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# no the other dave
laird dave?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=37324

or ivv, or micto, or mofafafahahahah
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Yes he is very good
I'm rather fond of davew27's 16 bit 1990's stylings
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# me too
reckon he's the man
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I reckon he does them on an Atari ST
Which would GMTRFH
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Clan soul?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# LOL!
Pissage :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ClanSoulLOL!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Logovend's a bit nifty
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Oh yeah, that's great.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# ashally yeh
love his stuff.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I can put some imagination into it, if you like
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hey PWEI sig
/Carter sig
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hey Carter sig!
How goes it?

Seen Neds sig around?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# not in a while
Stuffies sig was around earlier though
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Wonderful. Then the midlands is complete
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Can you do me a quick link to one of your pics so I can check the style is right?
cheers
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# What style are you looking for?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# doggie
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# catty
which is like doggy, just far more painful and inclusive of yowling.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ooh barbed willy
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Nice of you to notice *waves it about a bit*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# It's magnificent
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# and all for you.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I like the Morrissey one
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Meh
It's just traced from a photo. Nice effect but it doesn't really involve much skill
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I always liked the
second one ;)

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha, I forgot about that
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# mofaha?
I think he's done some good stuff
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Personally
I'd ask Verity. She's very good at what she does. The person I feel who does the most technically correct at it is actually Dave the Hat. He has not been tainted by photoshop ( as he does not use it ) nor fallen down the old 'make a selection, colour it in, must be a vector' road and he learned it in the manner it was supposed to work. Plus he's the only person on here that I've ever seen use gradient meshes and that's what makes a vector image something special.

Failing that, if you can get the grumpy bastard to agree then Mictoboy is fucking excellent, he's massive on detail.

I can do a bit but I just don't want to put the effort in, I get a bit OCD with it and it never gets finished.



Click for bigger (110KB) Cell shading



Click for bigger (137KB)Vector.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Cheers, I will drop IVV line,
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# F**k, there's two of 'em...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I made this for you


I hope you like it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Ooh...
...it's lully!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# looks more like
a rotavator to me
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# twice the
fun


:-)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# marvelous
didn't recognise her without specs on

*goes of to find specs
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# redrum...
redrum...redrum...REDRUM!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# TO THE GMoS LAB, YO'!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# it starts
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# is that delboy parked on the other side of the street?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahhaha! Ace :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *replaces GMOS' guns with walkie-talkies*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hurrah! MORE GMoS!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# expansion pak ftw
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# had to get it out of my head
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# pffffffft :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Jewbedoo :)
i meant "JEWBEEDOOBEEDOOOOO"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Scooby jew actually
but that works too
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# looOOOool
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# heeheheheheehhehehe!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# relgious dog?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# No
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Its obviously
Disgruntled goat
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# \0/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# LOLWHUT?!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# what race are they?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# 200 metre dash.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# badoomtish
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# everytime you click that they kill a kitten
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# haha :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Shoalin Spurs?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# is that GMoS?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# you will not believe it,
but I once saw a small notice on a street lamp post with a picture of a guy in a kippa,
advertising that he has a 10th dan in Ninjutsu and would give private lessons.
so jewish ninjas do exist after all!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Yes but surely to defeat him all you would need to do is throw bacon and levened bread at him.
Preferably baked into the shape of a shuriken.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# he will submit to the power of
PORK
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# oh yes, and
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Pfffft.
Racist.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Charman Mao, The leader of the biggest communist party in the world
and in my view, the best
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# HAHAH
JEWBIESCOOBYJEW WHERE ARE YOU!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Jew did ?
Shalom . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# BAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Woo!

Lo Pineapple!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# xXxHai sooshxXx
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# GAH!
Woo!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Yeah, sometimes there's joy
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM!
making a sheep noise :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAA!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# This reminds me of something which happened in the war.
And something which was good also.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# War IS good.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# No it's not. Remember the song. REMEMBER THE SONG!
"War, huh, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"

If only George Bush could have remembered that song then he would have never declared war on the moon.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# DEY TUK URRR JERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBS
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Coming over here, destroying our Van Allen belt principle.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha :D
I know exactly how he feels
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# YEgmoS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anybody who's confused should be put to death.
I get to decide this, as b3ta's hero, and the like.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# evening JMG
not seen often round these parts anymore
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I'm often found whipping /talk into shape.
I've personally had most of the fatties moved onto a different, more miserable board.

I really am doing this nation a service, by reducing high cholesteroled internet users from the common eye.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# So that's why /qotw exists.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# for JMG we thank you
lord/god/Jesus/Allah/Muhammad/buddah/spaghetti monster/other*

*delete as necessary
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Oh my....
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# LETS HAVE A GMOS DAY!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# GMoS, AWAAAAAAY!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ere's your package
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# also, the Shrek and Donkey one was the best.
By a country mile.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# AWESOME
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# loffle
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# He IS way too absent in the image category
Wheres pissing Goose Quest 2?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# : The Klumps
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Magnets Revenge
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hahahaha
*must stop self expanding this with endless magnet puns*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# It's my favourite /boardtime
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# JMGFTW
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# &GMOSFTMFW
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# TEAM TUTT feat. GMOS & JMG FTW IN THE FIGHT AGAINST CRIME!
*Capes*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Can I be the loyal Butler
I Butle very well
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I am trying so hard not to do a Maddie one of these.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
#

Click for bigger (175KB)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Are you still calling these things doodles?
I don't know whether to be disturbed that you can just knock these out or to stand here in awe!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# That is staggeringly brilliant
Edit: I stared at this for so long I actually drooled...I have never drooled in my life.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# That's one of the best. yet.
But it's gonna have to go on the backburner as I've not yet finished the flats layer on the one I previously started. It's sitting on my monitor now, mocking me, daring me to finish it up.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# :D
Which one were you doing? Was it the one with the two spiral things?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
#


Click for bigger (331KB)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Oh yeah
this is going to be good :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Now that . . . is a board game that I can really get behind !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Wow - I think that one is my most favourite
*clicked*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# wow
that is rather incredible sir. you are very neat and strange.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Are you a freemason by any chance?
That's distincly masonic.... and I love it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# is crayzy
back to school geometry sets ftw
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Epic
you should buy a large canvas and some water colours and sell arts!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Blimey, haven't deposited here for a while...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Are we still Goody-bashing?
Original
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Always
and woo :-)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Bit of an easy target
but fill yer boots man.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Meh, first post in a bajilliion years,
but I couldn't help myself...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Over the moon . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# wha?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Looks the same as the first one
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Full moon !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# it'd be rude not to.
splendid stuff.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

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