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# I am to be wed this saturday!
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If we've met at bashes and you fancy coming to the disco we'll be in that there London. Get in touch via fazbuk or wtvr
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# gratz!!!!
ps don't do it, run for your life!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# ta
but if you knew my woman, well, you'd still say that cos you'd want her.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha, most probs
if you met my wife you'd know why :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# \o/ I DID NOT KNOW THIS (i don't think - my memory suffers from RAMpack wobble)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

I of course cannot be there, but I look forward to the photos.

By the way, is that you and are you marrying ClanSoul? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# 1 yes
2 because i can easily overpower his frail frame and visit untold buggeration upon him
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Whilst shouting JUSTICE!
Between his tearful ruptured sobs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Yay

Except, of course, on Wednesdays. When the shouted word should be PANCAKES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# "Sweet pancakes of justice lordsaccarineman, my anus sense is tingling!"
They would basically just be like Batman and robin, but with slightly less sodomy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# kerpow, smack, blammo, saladtoss etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# *SOCK!*

*BIFF!*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
#
BIFF YIFF
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# As a yiffosexual, I find this offensive

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Have a nice time.
I hope everything goes well and you stay as relaxed as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# you come? disco dance tiem
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Afraid not pet, but know that I wish you all the best
and can't quite work out how you got so lucky. ;-) only joshing, you two are wonderful together. Funniest couple I know, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# so kind
thanky
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Oh, and I want to see photos.
I'm actually going for this cigarette now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# congrats again fella
love to ladysaccarine too, have a splendid day.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Congrats!
Have a great day!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# thanky
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# oooh, many grats, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# congrats
i'm also in that there London this weekend, but don't know you so shan't crash (unless by accident)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# cheeers
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# congrats!
Marriage is so much fun, I did it twice!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# thanks
i'll try to keep it to the one tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# good idea!
I was a misguided youth of just 19 first time out, and knew at the time it was the wrong thing to do but didn't have the balls to back out.

This time's for keeps though.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Oooh advance congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# congratulations sir
I hope Dustin Hoffman stays away.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# he's my dad?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# oi you bar stewaard!
Answer mi gaz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i has i has :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# u has u has :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Let the bells ring !
Don't forget the ring . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Wont do
mine's palladium dontcha know, it's the new (fucking cheap) platinum :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Congratulations!
I hope you'll be as happy as we thought we'd be :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# thankys
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# yo.

the king blues new album has too many songs about girls.

orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# 3 bone her like a fish
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# you missed
2.5 - scrape the batter off first.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# alot of music has been written about
women folk
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# apparently
i dont know much about women folk

so im not one to judge
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# CIIJASPIE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Where've you been hiding stranger?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# i lost my flair
and i have been looking for it for quite some time and i have managed to find most of it, so i have returned :)
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Under the sofa is the place to look!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Save the cheerleader!
Errr, possibly...

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Is this good?
I shall have a listen...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# aye it is good.
like 4 tunes are well good and then the rest are good but just slow and about girls.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# save the speedster
this series' hottie of choice (but not in the future, bit frumpy)

loved Masi Oka's t-shirt at one of the Comic-cons "Hayden is my hero" :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Gonna get the girl, gonna kill the baddies. And save the entire planet.
/PWEI
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# i will
woo this post profusely
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# one out of two ain't too bad
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Costly . . . but well worth it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# The King Blues new album
has too many songs... I'd rather have a blank disc
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's evolution there. Right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Erm

down there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Joel always was a bit extreme


note: it's a twist on the Kentucky Fried movie scene www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYzsskE5ObA
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# =_=
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# X_X
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# TOALTSB!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Text on a Llyods TSB!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Where da white women at?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# BADGERS!?
We don't need no STEENKING badgers!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Fun-kay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Yo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Oh Joel, just because they won't give you a loan.
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# lolracism
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Heh heh, the banner behind makes this!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Just that little extra detail makes all the difference :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# A double yay
for inadvertent Kentucky Fried Movie references!

See: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I WANT KFC NOOOOOOOOOOOW
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I take offense at those seams.

also: O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# wow
.
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# good job
working your way down that civilisation ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# see the youtube bit
don't be cunt *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I'm not being a cunt.
I'm not allowed to be.

I just think it's a bit offensive, personally, and hardly justifiable by a 30 odd year old movie. However if you are comfortable with it then please, don't mind me
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# NAGGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# NOOGERS!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I'm laughing at this for all the wrong reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Me too
But I think for all the right ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Black Fury !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# 'S' you dropped this
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# That's lacist that is...
....oh god, it's that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# there's a lot lof lacsim around here
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha what?
oh!

hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# pbbfhlffl!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Psh :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ex-stream
DOH!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
SPESH-UL!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ngarrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# *ptshhh*
nice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Haha

You're in my cool book
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *makes mediocre hungry*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Damnit!
Stop doing that!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# PIIIIIIIIIIIIE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# in the same vain
www.b3ta.com/board/8864442

Edit: plugs shamelessly
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Such a dry sense of . . .
Oh my !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Assume the position!
*swings spanging-pan*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Jaw exercises...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# GRIND THOSE JOWLS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Tessa?
Don't mind if I do!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I just involuntarily gritted my teeth
Although that always happens when I see this fucking nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# she's dancing for your vote Dixon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Nobody votes for me when I do this dance.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# you should try it without the Terry Nutkins mask and goats blood
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Jesus
*sicks up everything he ate since 1993*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahahaahahahahhaha
that would be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# EWW!
I imagine Dixon's eaten a fair amount of . . . y'know . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# strudel?
Wham bars?

Spaghetti Hoops?


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# nearly
Pot noodle!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# bah, so close
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# pfft
I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Yeh, imagine the relief and weight loss!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I must say, Dix . . .
Dix . . .you're looking remarkably trim now . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Gak...
Conflicting... emotions...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I was impressed with
the palin hunt thing. Did you skin that model in max and then import to moviestorm or does it come with it. Can you create models with it? I really should install it shouldn't I?

I have rhinoceros 4 on order which I am really looking forward to playing with. NURBS man, that's where it's at!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# its an addon pack for moviestorm - Obama, McCain, Biden, Palin and Bush
plus oval office, and all sorts of gubbins

No you can't create stuff in it, its about direction, setting up sets, scripting and all that side of film making. the 3d assets are like your paints for you to make a picture with. I'm not explaining this very well :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# no I understand.
It's more like Daz studio 3D except that has Bryce as a separate package for skinning models and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# no, it's not, its a whole new ball game
think more like Little Big Planet, but for movie making
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# but surely
it still amounts to scene setting with models already available, assigning scripts for behaviour cycles to the models and setting a camera with pan, paths and tracking? 'cept easier :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Now throw her in the air, filled with big balls
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# bleuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh
hck


bllchh

kxx

hruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurghuuuuuuurgh ack ack uuuuuuuuuuuuurhghghgg
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Morgan Aero 8?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Clarence the cross eyed car!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Thank god you got it!
*wipes brow*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Gotta keep in shape for chowing down . . .
on that tough moose meat and such !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll slot this in here then...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oh, is she being BusFace from Andromeda?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Termanatrix
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# No, it's the T-X from Terminator 3
*grumps off*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hey, I was just going on the jacket.
Bloody hell, everyone's easier to offend than even I am today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# i wasn't grumping
i was just pointing you in the right direction, not seen any of andromeda
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I'm only offended by my own inability
to convey my very important satirical message
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# who is busface?
I remember the one that was the ship. Christ that was a hot laydee.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Lexa Doig
Very very attractive, especially with blue hair
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# That's the chap.
she comes very close to absolute perfect. It's the Filipino in her genes ( oh don't:)) I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Not really my type.
Busface was the blonde one. Busface, Nice One, Little Miss Generic (that's Andromeda herself), Lovely Hair Chap and HERCULES.

Edit: there was a spiky one, although I forget what we called him. Probably Spiky One.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I'm struggling to recall "Nice One"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Trance Gemini. Not that that's her name
her name is 'Nice One'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Oh yes.
Dippy Trippy One.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# lolmuslims
edit: actually that came out somewhat more cynical than I intended - I like his comedy hook

I know you didn't shop in the hook, but I still like it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Source pic here
www.farisqc.observationdeck.org/farisqc_images/hamza3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# whehe love it
but I'll raise your Islamic racism with my racismhorse b3ta.com/board/8865522
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
My assistant is now peering at me for sniggering

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahah! See what I did there? See wha...?
Oh fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# s'ok
He's a darky from chinkytown . . . err


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# This has no horses.
And, therefore, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# aye, this
I'm not a big fan of horses. Their hooves spook me because they're just basically one big toenail at the end of their leg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You could vote for my Tuba
that has no horses in it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You are the master of the unexpected horse
HOW DO WE KNOW THERE ARE NO HORSES IN THERE??

IT'S A TRAP, EVERYONE - RUN FOR YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *removes shoe*
*removes sock*

*clips 3½ cm of crusty gnarled yellow toe nail off big toe*

*chases Dixon with it*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO
As a wee Dixon I once was visiting my gran and in the field behind her house the farmer appeared to be giving the horse new shoes, so I went to go watch him.

He gave me a "horse shoe" and I proudly went home to show my gran and parents.

It was just the trimming off the fucking hoof.

Arsehole farmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
My assistant is now convinced I'm a 'tard

err . . . like he was unsure until now


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I fully endorse this Tuba.
I have filled out my slip, please point me in the direction of the nearest ballot box.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Old Hooky . . . by crooky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *Hands a stamp for the post*
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# You want /talk users to say thay like it.
So I'm going to say that it is shit.
I'm usually correct on these matters. I'm very popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# JMG I have seen the error of my ways.
Please direct me to the GMOS kit, so I can repair the damage.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Been Done?
(daio, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Point to the extreme bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# WILLYWILLYWILLY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# won't he?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# HOW WAS YOUR HOLIDAY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i really enjoyed Vienna
it's a very clean city and the buildings are very pretty.

the absynth was quite enjoyable too...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# absynth?
Is that imitation absinth?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# :-S
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Centurions.....
EX~TREEEEEEEEEEEEEME!

*powers up*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# no, you're misunderstanding the challenge rules
"EXTREME Horses

Pick any word from this description of this weeks challenge (might I suggest "Horses") and post an image, you don't even have to have made it yourself"

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# it's extremely mundane
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# liek, extreme!

/edit: top edit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Probably, but not for the compo.
Mainly because it's only one of the words, try reading the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Stripy! But shirley the other way round?
And has anyone seen this yet?
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Yes, it's been posted in new threads lately.
It makes Jesus cry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# On skates?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# officelols
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# pfffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha top edit
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "Go Faster Horsey.. Faster..Faster" !!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# No pusscat?
Kill! Kill!?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Does he run on low profile shoes?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# God you've just reminded me of the Racing last Sunday...
Boring AS HELL!

I know a lot of people like the F1, personally I don't, but my wee brother was watching it so I sat and watched it with him... the last 15 minutes or so.

*yawnfest*

THEN - when they've finished following each other around and around in circles, they get out of their cars, put on huge watches and go and talk to the press about tyres for a while and then waste booze.

awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I know, what's with the wasting of booze?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# it's not real booze
it's fizzy water with a moet label on it, which is opened before the start of the race so is warm, flat and full of shit.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# No cars exploding in a blazing fire cloud?
Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# haha!
I like motorsport, but watching the F1 always seems to result in a nice Sunday afternoon nap.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Rally I can watch
the touring cars I can get interested in... I'm not sure whether it's because I gold older or because it got boring, but after Senna died F! went downhill IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Rally's different
Rally has MUD
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I think F1 has been going downhill ever since Jim Clark passed away
and they started sticking wings on the cars.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# it's all subjective.
I'm a fan of F! myself. However there is no arguing that some circuits are badly designed and make for quite a boring 'race'
I think sport affects people in a different way depending on their psyche.
I play golf and snooker. I'd shoot you if you tried to make me watch it.
I adore MotoGP and WSBK but then I'm a bike nut and my sister works for a race team.
I'm watching the world series ( i watch baseball on five and NASN regularly throughout the season ) again tonight and will be up until 5am every morning for as long as it takes to conclude the 7 game series. Many people, especially Brits might find that mad.
but Basketball, Tennis, Hockey, Swimming Golf, darts, Snooker you can keep them.
Football will always be my first love but no doubt the next poster could be completely opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# snooker i can watch,
baseball I can't stand for the same reasons most people can't stand F1
basketball I'll watch but not pay to see (probably wouldn't go to an F1 race unless I had paddock passes)
will only be interested in footy if Liverpool are playing, or the result directly affects Liverpool (e.g. knockout stages of the champs league) but since uni have started watching games that are on for the sake of it.

any rugby match that's on the telly I'll watch enthusiastically, picture yourself watching Chelsea against Birmingham City and you'll get the picture
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# there's obviously something in it
because they can afford the £25k a lap * 25 cars for ~50 laps... so someone's paying a lot to see it, it just doesn't get me going.

Similarly football. I find it hard to get interested. Rugby, Shinty, Hurling, Skateboarding, something where someone can REALLY hurt themselves without the aid of an engine - I'm in.

I think I'd quite like watching lower league football, but I don't do it that much (used to follow Stirling Albion a wee bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I'm odd with rugger too.
I played union at school and as a late teen, league for the local club and I enjoyed it immensely. I absolutely refuse to watch it on TV as it bores me to death. To the point that if the social club in my home town has a rugby match on the large screen ( it's a rugby town , we fight for what gets on the big screen in the main room ) and there are not enough people to argue for whatever football match is on then I'll leave and go to the pub.
Odd, but it takes all sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Are they shoes that never appear on the cover of "Heat" magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Well, they're the shoes that TRY not to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I like this...
in other news, I spilled aftershave on myself and now I smell too good too much!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
#
Which aftershave?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Impulse . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# :D
well done you - what lovely thing are you doing to celebrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# bathing in after-shave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# gah
just because I smell like an expensive Turkish whore doesn't mean everyone should... bloody tiny bottles of aftershave.

:(

my eyes are shrivelling up!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Huzzah!
*congratulatory hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Congratulations!
Erm. Why am I congratulating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# It's our anniversary . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# erm...
some Penhaligon's stuff... I have some in my desk for when I have to meet with visiting indignitarys...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Teen Spirit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Silly prof
IMHO just a dab of aftershave is one dab too much.
I bet you smell like a 70's ghey club!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# and you, out without your hat on!
out without your hat on!sheesh! Standards these days . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I are hatless at work
It's not part of the dress code.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Ah, yes
yesok


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I do
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Rub up against all soft furnishings
that tends to be how my mate removes his, and why my living room occasionally smells of Paco Rabanne SomethingOrOther.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# He's just marking his territory
be thankful he doesn't 'spray'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# this is good advice
trying to wash it off seems to be making it angry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Or go and have some sex.
That always seems to remove perfume/aftershave.

I'm going for a cigarette, because us cool people do things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I'll go and see if anyone's interested
but I don't fancy my chances...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *SURPRISE REMOVES AFTERSHAVE IN AN INNAPROPRIATE MANNER*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# oh my goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Staaaaaaand, and Deliverrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Your money and your wife....
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Racing stripes add 19% more horsepowder !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] David Mane
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hee hee!
how absurd!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# has he got an eye drawn on his hoof?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# of course
shazam!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :D


& Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# He has your name tatted on . . .
fans will be fans !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# go on, JUMP, DAMMIT!
heheheh, top :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *throws apples at him*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I like the trailer . . .
when will the feature length come out ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# There's nothing to be afraid of. They were right. It's painless. It's good. Come. Sleep. Matthew.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hahahahahah, utterly and completely awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# the finger tip is a little odd, but it'll do for now :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# yeah . . .
the fingertip ruined it for me . . . I prefer some shite bitmap that a /talker posted yesterday


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *does not have acid flashback*
*is not the reincarnation of Jim Morrison as a concept but not a person*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# needs more *huff on glass*
and *draw willy*
but otherwise, that's fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahah
I've had a great idea for something else
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Sandwiches.
If we breed them with handbags, we can charge 6000% more for them AND we won't need to make packaging.

Was it that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# please have all my money in a wodge.
mwa ha ha ha ha.
*craftily invests*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# no, but that's definitely worth persuing
Although I suggest you work from the other angle, charge 6000% more for a Louis Vuitton Cheese and Tomato bag, that they can only use for 24 hours before it reaches its best before date and they have to eat it and buy a new one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Astrid, draw up a contract for Mr Toast, and don't let him leave the building.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# sandbags?
I think they already exist...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 25 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)
# You are far too talented for your own good
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You've got nice finger technique
this is why people impersonate you in bars

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# nice one toasty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Awesome!
Bedtime. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Waaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# i've sent the link to you on facefook
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# that is nice
i like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *shiver*
that really is giving me the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I'm not stoned.
This is not the correct state to be in to witness your picture.

I can has drgz plz?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Thats absolutely
fucking superb :)
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# @@@@@Is hypnotised@@@@@
Ooh, On my work lappy I have your batman/penguin picture as wallpaper.
Twas quite amusing when the suited man from the bank came and installed some software onto it. His face didn't twitch, he didn't smile and just pretended it wasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hahahahaahahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# This should be FP'd quickly.
So that all new b3tans are mesmerised by the waggling. Arf!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# This is ace

but he really does need to stop pointing at me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
that is scary......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# oh god that's so wrong
Is it Tommy Boyd from the Wide Awake Club, pointing in the window of the TVAM building, threatening the lives of all the staff while wanking himself in to a frenzy?
Except it isn't the TVAM building, it's a home for the deaf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Can't
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Stop
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Staring
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *steals pance*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Most horrifying sound effects on film
1. Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers
2. The bald man in The Thing with the big hands
3. Hannibal Lecter slurping

... what others?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# oooh that would make a rather interesting list
Shame I can't think of any ...

Ooh, how about Jeff Goldblum pulling off his fingernails in "The Fly"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# definitely in there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# The teeth touching the kerb in American History X.
Great image-woo Toasty, nice one on the FP. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# By far and away,
that's number 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# can we count music
The theme from Hallowe'en still gives me a shiver. A while back, missus went up to bed, I decided to sit downstairs and do a bit of channel hopping.

Just caught the continuity bloke, "and now, Hallowe'en" or whatever they say.

oh, good, I'll watch this. but then the music started...

Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du DU-DU Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du
Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du DU-DU Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du
Du-dumdum Du-dumdum Du-dum DU-DU Du-dumdum Du-dumdum Du-dum

etc.

I switched it off and went to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Hehehe!
A well deserved FP!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# PS: Have another big floaty hand...
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Shivers
Ohh, that tripped me out good and proper.
Brrrr
(once_upon_a_time, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Your skillz are wicked sick


...end of
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:09, archived)
# And if you're looking for a soundtrack for this...
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)
# That fingertip
Looks like it's comming out of the screen

ace fears
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Excellent!
And an excuse for a repost...

(moistness, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# AmyBone
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# heheheh
is that poser :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Yeah
Its Poser
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Poser
But thats an old version4
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# its very nicely done!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# In a dark dark town there was a dark dark street
and in that dark dark street there was a dark dark house....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# in the dark dark house there
was a dark dark crack whore?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# 3rd best childhood book
after "where the wild things are" and "The hungry, hungry catterpillar"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Have you ever read "The Snail and the Whale"?
It brings a lump to my eye, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
achewood.com/index.php?date=03262002
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# i like room on the broom
the worst is the smartest giant in town :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Conveniently forgetting Fungus the Bogeyman, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# he's also forgotten anything by Anthony Browne....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# read as a teenager, not as a child.
therefore it comes in that category for me.

Plus the skelingtons in the dark dark house are 12.2% more ace on the Michaelson-Butcliffe scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# :O
no. Noness. Lots of no piggies in your farm of possibleness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# *imagines being possibility farmer*
that would be the BEST life ever, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# You'd never have to be overly sure of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I had Enid f Blyton and CS Lewis.
and I am not unhappy at that fact. The wishing chair and the faraway tree are some of the happiest memories of my childhood. I also liked the naughtiest girl but I think that might be a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I read Enid Blyton when I was tiny
but Fungus the Bogeyman will always be dear to me as my dad read it to me (and happened to look quite like Fungus at the time, except with a comedy 80s Tosh Lines tache as well)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# sadly I have
no idea what you speak of. My reading was very advanced and I was well through TLOTR by the age of 11 so my teen years were mostly spent reading Sci-fi / fantasy classics and encyclopaedia brittanica.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# It's Raymond Briggs, not some sort of 'reading for the empty of skull' prescribed toss.
Funnily enough, my reading was also very advanced, but I still enjoyed having my father read to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I enjoyed having my father
in the same country, but that was a rare occasion. having him read to me never happened once.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Its tongue-in-cheek existentialism
is unusual in a children's book.
What are we frightening them FOR?
Does it do any ULTIMATE GOOD?
Or even any ULTIMATE BAD?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# haha
she looks shattered
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# at least she's starting to put on weight again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Yeah She has a small belly now
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# roffle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# damn
She's put on weight!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme Horse you say...







Right I guess I should really do some work!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# why does
this make me think of Benetton?

It is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# because they advertise with horses and a hint of racism?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# THIS...
THIS IS HOW YOU POST MULTIPLE IMAGES IN A ROW FOR A COMPO!!!

DO YOU HEAR ME THREAD WASTERS!!!!


ahhh i love you :-)


*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# was someone threadwasting?
my ignore list has grown recently and it all looks calm to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# extremist horses
(neeeiiigggghhhhhh).

Guess the tune and get it stuck in your lovely heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# no thanks
listening to Stevie Ray Vaughan
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *texas floods*
*texans swim*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hurrah!
At our wedding, Mrs Raff and I did our first dance to 'Pride & Joy'.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I've got the Osmonds' Crazy Horses
not sure if this was your intention but I'm bloody stuck with it now.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# ha
Had an ex who if you used to get that song stuck in her head if you so much as hummed the start... It was a fun game - maybe that's why she became an ex, and now she sits gibbering.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Hitler horse
:) I like it
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# bindun?
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# this has
but im not sure by whom
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I like how your brain works.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# More than likely
Still woo :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *buys* (using credit card)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Your icon is redexing for me!
Ha ha ha! Silly Discomeats. You need the upload codes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# OCH NAE! ME CODEZ!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *crunches*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Now with 50% MORE FRAUD!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# and shares you can ride into hell
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# yay! \o/
worthless shares for every tax payer!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ahh
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Credit+Crunch/
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# In lieu of genuine hummus


I shall use this time to launch a rant.

Just exactly how do people expect a washed up pop star who's reduced to advertising frozen chips to behave?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# OI!!!
IM SCOUSE

what the fuck do YOU people expect?

EDIT: - LOL at the dungeon mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# No offence meant...
calm down!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ay ay ay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I'm just so fucked off
that the absolute scummers of society that read shit like this, or watch This Morning, suddenly come over as paragon's of virtue and criticise people like her
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hahahaha! True!
love the story at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# lol, critical thinking
IS A CRIME

aren't you paying attention citizen?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# its because they (for a slight moment) think
a pissed/ill celebrity, whos bankrupt?!?

why, i havent even moved on to my 2nd can of speical brew in my council house, and its nearly 10am! time for the dole...

...i must complain that that celebrity is making a bad image for my children...


drugs this time of morning...SHAME ON YOU....drugs aren't till big daddy comes around at 12

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ...and *clicks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
- with a bit more class and decorum

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# large lols @ top left and lower right
nicely done, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# quietly
without calling attention to her washed up scrap of a 'career'
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Is she?
I thought she was from Warrington*?

You get a click for Ms Fritzl though. Definitely.

Relurkage.

*Are they scouse there too?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Why lurkest thou?
I'm waiting for a mixture interpretation to work, which takes ages on my FUCKING ANCIENT work PC.

Hold on, I have to go and shovel more coal in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# a combination of business and getting more than a little bit tired
with certain aspects of this place. I've got five minutes though, so I'm here for a mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# who's tiring you?
I'll duff 'em up and we can make coffee in their skull.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# You haven't got enough arms
and I haven't got the cupboard space for a whole 76 strong new cup set. Needless to say I'm wondering how some people raise their cuntfruit. Sporadically and from a distance is my diagnosis in some cases.

Also I'm pmt-ing which doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# err yuck biology.
My lady husband is off to Australia for two and a half weeks. I shall come on here and sulk a lot, and you can call me a mong if it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Nah.
You can call me one though, if you so desire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# mong
mongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmong ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *luxuriates*
It's not as sexy when someone who has a use in society does it. Stop being a well rounded individual immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# sig:
They were to have hated while they were scared?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Let them hate so long as they fear.
Caligula-ism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ah.
Every day's a school day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# She's Don warrington's daughter?
Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Yeah, I don't know who that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# fine actor, gentleman and strictly come dancing whore
www.itv.com/img/150x113/Don-Warrington-aka-Phillip-in-Risin-11fefcde-cf47-4b9e-b585-00650888ace3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Ohhhhh HIM
Strictly Come Dancing? Oh dear. There's street corners with more dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
Don't watch it myself.

Well, it's on at the same time as X Factor, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I always miss it
because that's the time of day I sit at home jamming crusty teaspoons into my fucking eye sockets rather than watch that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I've clicked this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# \o/
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# damn right
don't waste a good television watching television shows, use your tv the way god intended, by playing computer/tv games on them :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'm stuck on TWO games.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I'm not stuck
but the stupid thing keeps crashing and making me sad as I have to do it all again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I has upgraded my computer.
I am planning much CoD4 multiplayer and Stalker:CS over the coming weeks.

On what are you stuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Dark Sector and Condemned 2
PS3 games.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ah, our PS3 is host to many, many episodes of South Park
and Trailer Park boys, but is occasionally used for gaming too.

current favourite is Drake's Fortune.

the Yahtzee review is spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Drake's fortune can fuck off
I rented it and got stuck in that room with the water and all the guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Dave got through that using the "if you're in melee range you can kill anyone in three hits"
technique.

I enjoy it as a spectator more than I enjoyed playing Soul Calibur 4, which was basically gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Why is he on that?! Isn't he a fairly decent television actor.
Also, that fucking show is on EVERY FUCKING NIGHT!

Strictly FUCKING ARGH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# it's at times like these i remember why i love you
www.b3ta.com/board/8865426

just for the record, Mel C, Anne Robinson and the ginger one from girls aloud, NOT SCOUSE
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahahaha
top hummus - speshally Halle Berry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Erm ... in the manner expected of a decent mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# which is what?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Well, not being an alcoholic junkie, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I've got her lawyers on the phone for you....
This is also probably the reason she was on in the first place.

So the Tv company are complicit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Pffft!
You're in fine fooling today, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *bows*
I got all my responses planned beforehand

I'm also going home in about two minutes so \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# my mother was an alcoholic junkie
and several of my sibling/children are still not in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# the thing about alcoholism is that it affects more people than just
those with nobody to hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I would add that as fucked up as people can be in private,
It's not really that difficult to not be pissed whilst on national television.

I mean that's the kind of thing post-its are for.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# if she can't be sober on tv
she should at least go the whole hog and be completely off her tits

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# "text on a bright background at a jaunty angle"
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Lovely :)
Especially the Gaping Maw of Winehouse
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Ha!
but they still earn more money than I ever will
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# SHE'S NOT FUCKING SCOUSE
she's a fucking woolyback
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# in my defence the sauce image has goaded me from my desktop for a fortnight

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# well, hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahahah, that possibly combines the best things ever.
*clicks*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Excellent
finally somebody notices that Leslie Phillips and Terry-Thomas are separate entities.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# What Joe S said
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# what yemen and Jo said
^
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# who is it??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# its that
damned Palin woman again
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Michael?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ahhh - in that case
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# oh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hehehee
nice skull :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I like the realism of the decaying flesh on yours
(now there's something i didn't expect to say today)

edit: i meant to reply to you Rev J
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# it's that damned palin woman again
www.grizzlybay.org/LearnMore/sarah%20palin%20images/Palin%20gams%5B1%5D.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# oooh!
look up ^
jinx and all that! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# what
TCOY said
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# oh noes

you have just reminded me of that shake the bear thing off links last week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *shakes head*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
o hia!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# just reminded me of this ;P
es.youtube.com/watch?v=PnSFGLtlSYo
(could be NSFW if you have the volume up)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats briliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# LOLcnao?
It made me lol, anyway.
(Nissun, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# damn spelling mistakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# OH HAI LOLCANO
... *finishes, fatality*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# LOLcnao?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ha!
sir, you better me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Don't be silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# KEKETOA ?
^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# bluuurg


in other news - Mini-rev may also have Asperger syndrome as well as hypothyroidism.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Great pic!
but in your other news.
Sorry to hear about that :/
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# thank ya!
yeah not great - explains the madness though! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# woo to the pic
damn to the aspergers.
sorry to hear that my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# cheers!
not good really :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# yey to pic
aww to news

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# thank ya sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# good lord, that is all kinds of awesomeness!
- soz about the news, sir :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# thank you sir!
:) not good news really - but explains a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ah - that sucks
all strength to you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!!
My Mrs used to befriend a boy with Aspergers. He was by far the funniest child I have ever met once he got used to you, said everything I was thinking about other people.
"that woman is really fat, does she know her hair looks stupid?"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# haha
now that's classic :D my daughter is 100% mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# now that's got to hurt
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# just a bit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# The animals love "Chewy" the space horse...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Argggggg
its dem tEEfs again! :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# holy
fuck
(Knutsack, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# That
is absolutely woo...

*clickies*
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# FUCK YES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Actually, I may not have made that clear, I meant to say
FUCK YES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ooh, gizza kiss!
*clickens* (see what I've doene there?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all going on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# he's burning his tail
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffft
flamable :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
TEEFS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# as long as he doesn't chew my face off,
he's ok in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] A horse called Man anyone?

looks extreme to me :/
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 entries 1 thread
Extreme Horse surgery

apparently cheaper abroad!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# This made me
lol
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Ahaha.
I love that film, though in my opinion it would have been improved if he had done a really rubbish impression of an Indian with an English accent instead of just adjusting to the tribe.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# for some reason
i found it hard to make out at first! then the pieces all came clunking together!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# like hooves
on concrete ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# haha
thats it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# :D
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I am going to click that...
...as I was just thinking exactly the same, same image, everything! How scary is that? Plus, you have saved me some time! So thanks on all counts
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hehe
my pleasure... I think ;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# wossat film den?
the original, pre-horsification.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# a man called Horse ;)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0066049/
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

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