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# Chikin of Death
Actually, I should say dead chikin, but chikin of death sounds more dramatic.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I didn't know
you could get Etch-a-Sketches in colour now :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Certainly
A Trust graphics tablet is certainly as good quality as an Etch-a-Sketch.
Fuckin' awful thing, 'tis.

Ah well. Twas but a fiver.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I love my trust tablet
Does the job
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Yeh
It's good enough. But the buttons on the pen don't work properly and the mouse is just fucking terrible. Good enough to doodle with, but a proper arty person wouldn't be impressed.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Done me alright for this kind of thing:

Click for full version
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# That is excellent
also reminds me of "Scraperfoils"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Make my hand hurt just as much
Two plus hours holding the pen? Serious cramp induction...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# WOWL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Wowee! Here's mine:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Like this, Mrs T
Most good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# And here's my twitter
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ooh this is lully :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Mine, in that case
Is a lot worse than yours.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Owls!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha; I did have to file-name though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Sorry bout that
I draw so much pointless shit I don't have time to give them names. This would've been ded chikin.jpg
Oh...*ahem*
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I was only messin', 'tis rather cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Pfft!
If sarcasm could kill...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ....global climate change would seem like a trivial matter
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Climate change is one of those urban myths
like passive smoking being dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Okidokie lovely
Sorry to TJ but

www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/a134079/mendes-to-direct-preacher-film.html

What do we think? Anybody give a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Wait, a movie?
No.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# As opposed to what, Broadway?
I didn't like the TV idea, I think they should do A GROUP OF movies. That'd be my choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I've reached a point in my life where it's up to the movie to chase me.
If someone brings a movie into my house and tells me that I'd enjoy it, I'll humour them for at least twenty minutes.

Otherwise, fuck that shit. Movies are antisocial and I don't have the attention span to watch them alone.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I love them. Love love love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I BET YOU WON'T MARRY ONE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# RACIST SKINHEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I would if they came with certain attachments.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I think maybe
... I'm too hopeful about Watchmen to think about other comic book spin offs...

I also want to know why Hollywood can't make good films based on computer games.

Also - what's this rash?

... and another thing, what's with air plane food? Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Well the MGS movie is in pre-prod I think
I could be wrong though. It's on the card, I know that.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0808372/

Here you go. Hideo's written it. Oh, sorry, it's in production.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Oh my God!!!!
Is it going ahead?????
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# NO
BUT IT MAY BE THE TIME TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT, YOU DIDN'T JUST FUCKING SAY THAT
I COULD STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY PINKIES.

SHIFT KEY, MOTHERFUCKER. SHIFT. KEY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# IT IS A SHIFT KEY!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *sharp intake of breath*
that's a serious faux pas right there..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# the chicken is dead dave
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I keep forgetting it's half term...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Ticket to Hull
coming right up.

w00!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# *fetches roasting tin*
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ning board. Morning doodles:
Edit: I'm not very interested in the bbc situation. I really just felt like drawing faces. :)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ning
are they digging their own grave?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# something along those lines...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Looks like they're digging them for sure
look at the grins on their faces
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# guh
at least Leslie Douglas has fucked off

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# hmm...
that chart suggests Russel Brand and Jonathan Ross have some importance in your life (albeit very low)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# they've shot up
as LD has fucked off from ruining 6music. hopefully that cunt Lamb's time is limited now
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Shabba!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Heheheh
Is good.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# picture of receptionist's cleavage please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I'm sure
you can find plenty of naked lady boobs on the aethernet to fuel your wanking pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# of course
but there's nothing like a touch of reality- reader's wives-style
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I can see it now.
"Hi, welcome to the company, everything ok?...good, now could you just lean over and thrust your large and rounded breasts forward a bit so I can take a picture. Hmmm? No, no, it's not company policy but someone on the internet wants to wank over them..."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# that's it
handy tip:
put the sexual harassment claim forms in a bottom drawer so you get a good eyeful when she bends over to get one.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Well,
it has shifted the focus from the credit crunch and illegal invasions....
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ssshhhh!
You're not supposed to know about those.
Look! Concentrate on the rude radio presenters! And the outrage! etc
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# What!
Where's beer? My tower of beer would make that lot look teeny weeny.
(Cloudane, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# HAH
I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :)
from last night www.b3ta.com/board/8890148
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# haha!
inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha ace
How do the news channels work out how much he is going to lose on his suspension? Yesterday they said he was earning £18m a year from the BBC in total and has been suspended for 12 weeks without pay which will cost him around £1.4m in wages.

If I work that out myself I get (18000000/52)*12 = £4153846.15

Or has he only been suspended from his radio show?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I'm guessing his wage is 6m for his radio show, Film 2008 and the Friday night one
the other figure is made up or based on extra work (his Japanese show, appearances as a guest etc etc)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Ah
I see now.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# 18 million for 3 year contract (=6million per year)

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# didnt stop them printing my picture
dirty fascists
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# EXCELLENT! - The Poor Pudsy Bastard!
Well done sir, worthwhile cause indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I can't
see either being particularly being harmed by this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# BREAKFAST * TIFFANYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# "Brand Ross"
sounds like the sort of thing Daily Mail readers would be calling for...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Nice doodles!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# This is the sort of stuff bouncing around in my brain because of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Oh my word, that's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Good grief
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha!!
oh lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# THAT would make the film watchable.
....bloody empire strikes back was so boring.. It really need more Mickey Rooney doing his Chinese impression.

"I Wront lat shiwp, No exscluses!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Noooo
and you seem so sensible most of the time! ;)
Breakfast at Tiffany's is one of my all time favourite films. But then I do have the horn for the young Miss Hepburn.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/24740?q=BREAKFAST+AT+TIFFANYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# clicky


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# pfft
*star wars auto-click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha, speshul.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Major Woo! there, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!
marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# spot
on
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# This is
ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *spangs*
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Very nicely done!
I know what you mean entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] oh, i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *does the dance*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I sincerely hope
that the parents of the ones filmed doing the dance have kept copies to show the grandkids.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# God, this!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# i was dreading my mum & dad
would keep the video of me on 15-to-1, fortunately my dad is an idiot and threw it away. phew.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Did you win owt?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# nope
but i was one of the "and after the first round, four still have their three lives intact..." people
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# *nominates*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *questions*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# damn you Number 12!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *does hand jive*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# *does the monkey*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ewww
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# It's a very
nice monkey, all smooth and graspy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# it's dead!
all it's hair has fallen out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# No,
it's still wriggling...I have it wired up to a lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# *does the mashed potato*
How's you, Mr T?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Not to bad
Mr ...um..Mr Tim.
Busy, busy, busy.
And you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Super, ta.
I'm supposed to be rewiring the kitchen. Hence the hanging about here.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I misread that as 'reviewing'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Hehe
It wouldn't rate very highly at the mo, given that there's no actual kitchen there yet. Just acres of bare plasterboard and the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# i'll have a 'p' please bob
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I want 'u', Bob
oh how I miss Blockbusters, and all those wacky students with their double-entendres...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I wonder if anyone
ever got a DP on their Hot Spot?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# haha!
what's a hot spot not?

oh hang on - wrong show ...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# "Football?"
"That's it, that's Blockbusters!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i'll have a piss on your face please bob
nice
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# That's fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Quantum of SoreAss??


Am I the only one who thinks the new Bond title is shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# James Bond just isn't James Bond without Jerry Seinfeld.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# i think you mean
"oh boy!"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# quagga of sorbets
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Ooooh Garcon!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# pearost yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Quaaludes of Solstice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Fuck
TJ: sitting in my inbox from our press office this morning:

"Thirty-nine wildlife rangers dedicated to protecting some of the world’s last mountain gorillas are unaccounted for in eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC).Fears are growing for the workers who were forced to flee into dense forest after their headquarters were stormed by rebels on Sunday.
The rangers, who patrol and protect Virunga National Park assisted by EU funds from the Zoological Society of London (ZSL), have no food, water or shelter and are surrounded by warring armed groups.ZSL’s Africa Programme Manager, Dr Noëlle Kümpel, said: “The situation in Virunga is incredibly dangerous; the safety of the rangers caught in the crossfire is our first priority.”“These people have devoted their lives to protecting Virunga’s mountain gorillas - whose survival now also hangs in the balance."

That's my colleagues at the end of the day :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# that's some bad shit, only hope they get hell out of there ok.
don't really know what else to say
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I hope they are ok as well
forgive me if i've come across as slightly irritable the last couple of days regarding the Brand/Ross storm in a tea cup

there's obviously nothing more important going on in the world at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# also this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# mate, i hadn't noticed
and despite my dislike of brand and total ambivalence to ross i totally agree, much ado about nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Fucking hell.
I'm so sorry dude. I hope everything sorts itself out and they get out safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Shit!
That doesn't sound good mate!
I do hope they find them safely!
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# bloody hell
if that wasn't so serious i'd expect it to finish with them trying to transfer $30million dollars to someone
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# and all because some sick fucks want to carve the gorrilas up.
i hope they all turn up safe and sound mate.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# christ... that's horrible...
I hope they get out of there all ok....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# What everyone else said
I couldn't add to it or say it better
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# gah
you feel so helpless :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# fucking hell man
I hope they all turn up safe and sound... horrible shitty stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I hope they are all fine
sitting in a clearing drinking um bongo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# sorry to hear this fella :(
Hope the situation improves for them quickly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# My cousin works in the DRC
not as a scientist (or a soldier) but hey. It's not a nice place.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Well in fairness it is an Ian Fleming original
So we can hardly blame Mr Haggis et al
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# i agree
there seems to be a lot of bandwagon hopping about this name
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# topical
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Calling all my internet bitches
Firstly, allow me to apologise for not having b3tan off for a long, long time.

I'm hoping for assistance - of the "I need a groovy but entirely free music video producing" variety.
Here's the reason:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BA45obARxBk

See, it's a bit shit, isn't it.
It's the best I could do under the circumstances (Winamp + Milkdrop + FRAPS). It's a bit too rave-on for a cheesy lounge tune.

If anyone has bits of footage kicking around or a hankering to do music videos but hasn't got any music to work with, then here's your golden opportunity*

If you want to grab the 256 kbps mp3 it's here

So...uh...help be old boney knobs, you're my only hope :)

edit: happy halloween you spooky bastards.

edit2: large bags of tits, I can't untangle the leech protection on my site. Epic fucking fail indeed. Apo-logies. *cry*

*golden shower not included
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I think you'll need some vaso...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# 7 minutes is a lot of animating
I'll do it for £10k though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# cyriaktastic
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# It'd take up all my evenings and weekends for a month or two
I think that's a fair price for no life
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# As a freelancer
I totally understand :o)
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# freelance on top of a full time job
no social life beyond B3ta at the mo :(

tell a lie, I'm off to get blind drunk watching 24 hours of Halloween films with my mates tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Sounds good
Might catch saw 5 over the weekend, going to see a famous traditional Irish rebel band in South London on Sat night.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hey, I've got a load of Icelandic currency to shift
Will that do?

I shoulda explained that we give all our music away for free, so we're kinda hoping for someone who wants a bit of a project to hone their skills on...uh...for free :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# lol
if you like you can give me £10K "for free" at no charge to yourself

for free :D

it'll be a good experience of using funds transfer

again, all for free
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# prodge did an awesome one a wee while ago
... at least I think it was him

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
your first mistake was forgetting that were all cunts now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# you are the weakest link

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# You are fail
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# woah, that's a long tune
i would offer, but by god i'm not up to it. isn't it c_kick who does that stuff? or you could try mushybees.
and now i think of it, didn't bovine do animations? or try hugo_rune/popt_art
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I deny everything
Actually, I'm up to my neck in animationing at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# rather you than me!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# funky
sadly i cannae help
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Wotcha matey.
Where abouts are you located (It effects my answer)?

EDIT: It probably would be worth answering as I do have a solution for you but it depends on either your location or your willingness to travel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hallooo
I's in North London innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Piece of piss then!
All you need to do is go and visit www.saeuk.com/london/.
Get yourself on their students book which will let you get properly engineers in a fairly decent studio. You'll get produced for free and have a say in the process, a student will get experience and you wil be furnished with two original copies for your own use.
I'm assuming they do, or at least they did in the one I taught at did this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Hey
That's cocking ace, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# how about you suck my cock for 7 minutes
and then i vectorise it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# well I'm sure it would start off ok
but what's he to do for the other 6 and a half minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *hearty round of applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *claps
I yield sir!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# heheh
I'm only playing
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# for someone that has dummy spits about 'your image is 4 kB bigger than the files size...'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# haha i think you have the wrong guy!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# 'Entirely free music video' is considered merely 'assistance' now?
Good luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Ah chap
you hate to see it.

Just so you know- links for the links board, pearoasts not in a new thread.

Ne'er mind though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# My neighbours have a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# yep
that's a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# or at least part of one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# could be a nasty
puppy-shaped growth
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# He's well cute,.
He'd be cuter with spines and sabre teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# drill a hole in his forehead
and stick a Unicorn Horn there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# She does have sharp teeth
but is generally lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# that -puppy- is about the size of my 15 year old dog.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# 15 is good going for a dawg
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# dogs come in many sizes, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# should'nt be allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Puppies FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Yay
I wanted to share the cuteness (also the OP seemed to have failed so nobody should mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# it looks delicious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Wear your puppy with pride.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# haha!
'kin 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# heh, nice
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your neighbours dog?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Why not?
you got something better to look at?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# your neighbours pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Oh gawd
That'll replace the whale in my nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# If it were the other way round,
I could help. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea
this could be in Moldovian for all i know
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# can't help
but i rather like the tune,a lot, is there a lyrical bit running through it, at the beginning in particular? if there is imho it could do with being a bit more discernible.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# the French love it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# so it would seem
There's no accounting for taste :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Do what I did:
Play your choon in one of them 'auto make pretty patterns to the music' programs, then mash/edit/smush it about with iMovie and a few recognisable objects.

Quick cheap n easy.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# that would involve
going near a Mac!

I'll stick with me Milkdrop + FRAPs combo for now :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# bookmarks :)
I'll give it a go over the weekend if I get time, I want to try out a new VJ program i downloaded anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Halloween. OOooOOoOoOOOooOOOH
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# No wonder you look so annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# excuse me sir
you appear to be leaking bats at an alarming rate...

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# emitting bats?
or are they escaping?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Escaping,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# phew!
Flee my little pipistrels!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Unworthy..
..of its own thread, so I'll leave it in another Halloween thread...


(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# OOooOOooh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# and if only i read down a bit
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Ha! Who wants to se my jack-o-larntern? Nobody?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# it's after your lighter
!!!

ver' nice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Thanks
I grew the pumpkin myself. A labour of love for 6 months. But as with all things I have ever loved I ended up gutting it and carving a face in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# doubly impressive
... although I hope you grew others to eat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I gave the other 6 away
but I saved the scooped out flesh of the one above. I filled up 9 plastic chinese takeaway tubs, so pumpkin is going to be on the menu for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Bloody marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Number four already!
Keep it up, it's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# This little bugger woke me up early this morning
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Wow!
He's a cutie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# aw it looks tired.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# "siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing"
that's what it's saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# awww!
*feeds bananas and worms*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahaa!
Have one of my flying primates
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# outstanding 'shoppage :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Om nom nom nom nom nom
Happy Halloween.



(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I'm going to have to hide from the rest of the day
if this is the way things are going!

Woo sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Nomathon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# why are there all these halloween pictures?
is it celebrated massively in the UK?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# No
and we don't have Christmas either.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# What's "Christmas"?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I googled it...
.....i'm still none the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# "an old man
empties his sack for the enjoyment of children..." is what wikipeado says.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# and all he gets for his efforts is a mince pie and some milk
the demanding little shits
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Wombats don't have Christmas...
is it like in the US where everyone dons a silly hat and stuff?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE FUCKING RULES THE WORLD MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# the northern hemisphere is arbitary.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# fuck no
it is ordained by GOD so it is; selected for the chosen few as a land of milk and honey, weather, previously impressive economic performance, history, thought, religion, medicine, invention and egg nog.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# we have a HUGE
EMO_CORE population and they get a bit of a hardon over it...

also - it's good for kiddies to have fun and people to get dressed up and drunk... also - we were very instrumental in the whole pagan thing a few centuries back so it's kind of part of our heritage ... also WE FUCKING LOVE AMERICA MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# America invented everything..
....don'tyaknow?
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# there's been a bit of a push from retailers recently to encourage the cellebration of halloween here
it hasn't worked.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# you Aussies
are so gnarled and hard to market to...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# we had a tv show here that took the piss out of advertising
au.youtube.com/watch?v=8AIppqNePdM
this was their suggestion to persuade Australia to invade new zealand
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# the crows are flying from the tower
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue352/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# you've pissed the bed AND shat yourself haven't you?
EDIT: but seriously man, what the fuck, this is too early, i'm scared are you alright? is there something wrong rob? have we done something wrong? are you leaving us? is the end of the world nigh?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# he doesn't love us anymore
he loves 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Oooh, someone's off on his jollies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Bloody 'ell!
What time do you call this?! I hope you're not this early for Mr. teh rob!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Oh my god!!
Too excited about Halloween to sleep?

Thank you!

What time do we normally get teh pumpkin icons?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# What the fuck happened there?!
What the fuck happened there?
What the fuck, fuck, fuck happened there?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# lunchtime already?
blimey, ya had me worried for a moment.... 0_O
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# WTF?
WTF?
WTFFF?
*panics*
*eats lunch*
*collapses with disorientation*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *runs round in cycles shouting lalalalalalala*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# *fans with Tesco receipt she found lying around*
See what you've done to us all, Rob?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# The... What.... If.... When....
Mummy! i want my mummy!

*blub*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Why is he doing this to us Mummy? You?!!
Make the hurt go away.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I'm just thinking of this like time zones.
I must have gone to Khartoum on holiday last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Can you pick me up a barrel of diesel for the Freelander please
I'm driving to Wales today
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Oh yowser, can I be driven somewhere by you at some point please?
I bloody love off roady type cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Ah, well, when I say I'm driving, that would be the other Mr the Clownfish.
He's the driver (LOLBUMSECS) in the family.
Also, the car has been off road a total of once.
In a field.
For my mate Henry's birthday.
It was called Henry-fest.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Tch.
In that case, I'll learn to drive, get a defender and come and pick you up. You can read the map and try and stop me driving into sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *fixes A key*
*types 'ningles*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# shit! this can't be real!
I must still be asleep, in the middle of a frighteningly literal dream...
*pinches self*
Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# newsletter = home time
huzzah - the weekend is early!
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# what?
has hell frozen over?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# No but Devon has.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Now with added granddaughter
cant you sleep or is everything getting earlier
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# to all the lovely people on b3ta, i now have an art website.

you can find the explanation for this picture and many others here.
www.artistful.com/rick209_gallery
also here for images too small to sell as prints.
www.artistful.com/rick209_portfolio
thanks for visiting.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# and give me a second so i can get some kind of halloween related picture up here.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# now, everybody crudely trace your favorite cannibal corpse album cover.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I remember that guitar playing demon!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# ah, excellent.
thanks.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Phwoar and that.
What an image to open the board to.

Ning all, I feel like I've not slept for a week and I keep zoning out. Anyone care to diagnose?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# you're a nut!
you're crazy in the coconut.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I had therapy and it did shit all good.
Know what works? Soft drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *passes limes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# DOCTOR!
Aint there nothin' I can take?

I said DOCTOR!

To relieve this bellyache?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Some interesting work there!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# sweet thanks.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Is it teh spooky tiem?

Other Corpses buried here!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# woah!
De ja vu! having just read it on your site ;OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Well I'd hate you to miss one!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# That's why I praise the day RSS feeds were invented
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
mmmmmm, soup :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Hehe
Nicely sir, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# As it's today
Have a pic I did for my profile, before I got bored of this pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# ARGH!
DEMON CANNIBAL BABY!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# What a title for a movie!
and woo piccy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Sod it
I just noticed the smears of not-quite-black on the black over the bottom-right. I'd have noticed that before if I didn't have the graphics driver from hell at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Oh yeah
Well I didn't notice until you mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Dunno what's happening there
but it looks quite brutal.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Ningles Tan
Football has got nothing to do with it ;)... but what a week!

Nah, just been away for a few days, and have bought flu back with me.

Think I can infect the board if I sneeze on my keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Well good to have you back anyway!
You'd be wasting your time with me, I've just come down with some shite myself.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# I'm suppossed to be partying tonight
spent cash on costume and everything.

Sitting here watching the Clone Wars tv series which is depressing me even more
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# I've got end of month statements to run and get out then a whole heap of other shit that goes with it
I'd trade with you any day.
I think we should ban month ends being near the weekend!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# *sympathises*
I have today off so did all of that yesterday.

Plus doing IT support for our IT support department :OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Ouch!
You can come and help with mine if you want.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahha!
*goes for a lie down*
*comes back*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Oh that's just cruel!
*angry faces*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# it's puking, or its just taken a huge bite out of his neck, and he's just pulled the demon baby away
either way it's brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# The latter
Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Oh, sorry
I thought he was strangling a possessed baby!

I do get scared easily at this time of year. :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Monster Month - 31st Oct - Aaaargh, a Frankenstein!
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:47, archived)
# OH SHIT
ITS FRANKENSTEIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:48, archived)
# Aw
Frankenstein's sad! *passes Halloween sweeties*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:53, archived)
# oh, that is easily my favourite one of the month!
'nings and happy (or ghoulish) halloween everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:08, archived)
# that's really quite lovely, in a sad and tearful kind of way. you saved the best for last :)
Have some happy Universal monsters as thanks for your months work in return

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:11, archived)
# oooooh, the invisible man FTW!
'nings HT
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# 'nings 1stSteve
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)
# I see two invisible men
No, hang on, err... three, err..
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Aw
The werewolf looks like he should be in top hat and tails and in a Broadway show
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# I will now go and write "Universal Monsters The Musical"
Broadway here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# *starts queueing*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
# You'll be swell! You'll be great!
Gonna have spicy brains on a plate!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# :D
*buys the rights to lyrics from BLD*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Superb stuff!
I love these more than life itself.

Ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Oh now he appears!!
Safe to come out now Spurs have won a game!

'ning matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Acenesses!
Hallowe'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Hallowee'ning Sah!
Edit: What time do we get our pumpkins? Anyone remember?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# What a collection!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# aceness all round
I especially love the Phantom of the Opera's foot-waggling action!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# impressive stuff
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Poor fella didn't ask to be born :(
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# and there the complexity lies
none of us do, and we are all as guilty of monsterous behaviour.
I don't think anyone's quite made the perfect Frankenstein movie yet, that covers all the angles I'll do that after my monster Stage show I think.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# frankystine
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Good skills!
...although technically he's the monster, not Frankenstein himself, but we can let that slide for the time being ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# It's like when people say 'tannoy' instead of 'public address system'.
TANNOY IS A BRAND NAME.

Lovely work, though. Frankenstein('s monster) is my favourite of the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Frankenstein's monster looks sad!
Very woo!

Happy scary day!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Yays! Bye bye Monster Month!
*waited for ferocious vegetable month*

Oooo. while I'm at it 'ningles and does can some suggest a good avi to gif converted. Bonus points if it can select a part of the avi to convert.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Virtual Dub
you can cut the bit you want, resize and save individual frames, then put them into a gif, if that's any good
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I usually open up teh avi in quicktime, trim the file to teh bit I want, save,
then:

file- Import- video frames to layers
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Oooo that's a point!
I do have a legit QT licence key somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Annual Post

Click for previous or enbiggenmant


I shall now re-lurk

Happy Halloween
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:25, archived)
# HELLO
WHY DO CHRISTIANS CELEBRATE THIS PAGAN RITUAL?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:30, archived)
# The same reason they celebrate so many other pagan rituals...
it's been co-opted into the christian faith as a means of persuading the pagans to switch over to Christianity.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Those pagans had all the cool shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:38, archived)
# ARE THERE ANY PAGANS READING THIS THAT WANT TO HANG OUT AND PLAY DICE Y/N
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)
# time to relink to
www.flickr.com/photos/opiummuseum/sets/72157607495777601/


(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:45, archived)
# CHOLEWEEN
I'm downloading Havoc 5 right now so my connection is too slow to properly browse these right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:48, archived)
# BUT I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT MY SHOES AND MY SHORTS ARE PARTYING LIKE IT'S 19999.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:51, archived)
# havoc 5 ?
google is no help.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:52, archived)
# It's an hour and a half of car crashes with dodgy porno music in the background.
It was released in 1984.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:54, archived)
# I posted some Havoc on links the other day
www.b3ta.com/links/240677
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:55, archived)
# haha
it's funny because they brought it upon themselves. great music too.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:58, archived)
# i like it also because the world won't let these accidents be forgotten
while the races at the time must have meant a great deal, they are now clearly like all sport i suppose. pointless as fuck. your sporting triumphs are soon forgotten but your hilarious car going on fire accident will now live on forever.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:07, archived)
# I also like how sometimes the other drivers are conflicted about helping their fellow man out of the burning cars
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:10, archived)
# It's human nature
mountaineers injured on Everest are left to die by others striving to reach the top
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Apparently there are 8 movies in the series
I want to get them all and watch the whole lot in one sitting.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:07, archived)
# if you stick all 8 up on demonoid i'll do the same
though i imagine it's healthier to go back on the coffee
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:11, archived)
# I can't upload fast enough to keep an account on demonoid
havoc 5 is on myspleen at the moment if you have an account
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# would you say it gets better as the series goes on ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# It hasn't jumped the shark yet
but I'm guessing that by the end the music won't be as good.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# And now
They own all the pumpkin farms, oh the irony!
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Actually
Christians don't (or shouldn't) celebrate it.

Which is why I was never allowed to go trick or treating although I was allowed to dress as a witch for my friend's birthday which happened to fall on halloween.

/biography
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:39, archived)
# Any excuse for sweeties and random acts of robbery
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Coool
Took me ages to see the Darlek. I thought it was some funky smiley face.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:43, archived)
# Happy Halloween :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY PALIN
OOPS I VOTED FOR NADER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# OOPS NOT NADER
I MEAN SATAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)
# I never wanted to do this you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Happy halloween back at 'cha!
thats rather woosome :)
b3ta is gpong quite fast this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# IT CERTAINLY IS GPONG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# Its cold here. so i think i'll be gpong too.
hot water bottle time. goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# It's cold here too.
It all happened very suddenly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
# It's 36 degrees celcius and raining here
TIME FOR SHORT SHORTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Ah fuck
I could do with some of that warm rain. That sounds great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I COULD MAKE A JOKE HERE
But it's ten to five and I'm going for a beer.

TA TA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)
# See ya.
Hoist one for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Ok work drinks were shit.
WHO IS STILL HERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:25, archived)
# why dont you put jam on your shoes & invite your short shorts down for tea
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:26, archived)
# I WEAR SHORT SHORTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# YOU LOOK A LITTLE GIRLY
I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BUT MY MOUTH INSISTED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S RELEVANT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# IT'S PROBABLY NOT
UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNING ON ENROLLING IN A GIRLS' SCHOOL, IN WHICH CASE I'M THINKING THERE'S A CHANCE YOU MAY GET AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME, IF YOU WEAR THE SHORT SHORTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# I THINK I MIGHT BE TOO OLD AND CREEPY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# NO, REALLY NOT
THE SHORT SHORTS SELL IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# subliminal palin...
...(still has no effect on me).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
# This is making me hungry for nachos
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Rubber ball, I come bouncing back to... GAH!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:40, archived)
#

Original photo from here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)
# IT'S A SIGN OF THE TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Macrocuteness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# you're a fun guy
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# You're a toadstool
IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# I AM AN ISTHMUS
IS THIS CORRECT Y/N
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# CORRECT ANSWER: /
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# GUNS & ROSES STILL NEEDS HIM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:46, archived)
# YOU GOT THEIR NAME RONG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:52, archived)
# AXL GOT IT WRONG, THAT'S HIS PROBLEM NOT MINE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:42, archived)
# original photos are fun to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# HOW VERY FUCKING DARE YOU
Hahah who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# i posted it last night after you made all those rude comments about me. so: i dared.
that's venetian snares' dead uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# Yeah it was all a bit half-hearted ashally
it's not the same unless I know you're being insulted in real time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# i appeared ahortly after you left.
atomic told me that you said even nastier stuff but gronkpan modded your posts so i wouldn't know you called me an arthritic snail.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# Yeah he was throwing his weight around
it was embarassing. He edited all my posts to make me sound like a retard. Spazz back if you don't believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:42, archived)
# holy crap, you're right!
looks like he's been doing it for years.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)
# SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# OK THAT WASN'T NICE I'M SORRY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:52, archived)
# NO IT'S TRUE
Ah I have to sleep now. I really need to try to work tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:57, archived)
# LIES!...
...(oh, how he doth trip)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)
# i lie more when sober. lying is fun, pure sport enencumbered by rules and special gear and responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# yaay i likey
and zzzzzzzzzzzzz (again) from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Nicely!
No doubt they're reading about Russian Brides.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Tsk, 07:12 to Finsbury Park delayed again?
Not mush room on those trains, either
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:19, archived)
# hahahaha this is genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Looks like there's not mushroom in there...
/can you self-spang?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# inspired!
great work!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# everything is under control...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
#
webascorpus.org/WebCorpus2006/WebCorpus2006_min10.txt
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# @__@...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# S
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:23, archived)
# SEXLAZORS: ON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# BEGIN EMITTING LUBRICANT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# number 4...
(archie virus installed..//"x-86=#666...start meltdown sequence in 3... 2...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# i agree, archie is a virus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
# woo
snip snnip snip
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:46, archived)
# kappplaalwawawawaagh

shhh! I'm not really here - I am sleeping soundly in my chicken coop. Zzzzzzzz... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)
#
I've seen that before, about 2 weeks ago...

EDIT:
When I tried "2C-B" for the 1st time! :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)
# wonderful first thing to see on board tonight.
also, i'm stoned out of my mind and grooving to the music.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)
# GIVE ME WEED
YOU ARSEBUCKET
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)
# i don't have any. i like hallucinogens.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# dawww
Maybe I should just sleep... That may be a good plan.

What particular drug is mind fucking you at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)
# mushrooms, i've been tripping since about 7pm. it's 1am now.
sleep is for the weak.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# This is very true.
But then again, tis 5am, and I need to retain some energy for getting very drunk and very laid later today. And thus, off to bed I trot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:12, archived)
# there are lots of angry invertebrates there.
they're hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# :D choones of choice?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# terry reid, atomic rooster, slade, mighty baby, warhorse...
...leaf hound, pete brown and piblokto! some other similar. it's soothing and energising all at once.

some low-fi samples available if you seek me out on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:12, archived)
# hey postbear
do drugs make you "cool"?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)
# no, but they're fun.
i'm a fairly sober user and rarely get high, but i have so few vices that getting stoned once in a while is ok.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# oh. i was hoping drugs made you cool.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)
# So was I. Riverghost told me no.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# i think i'm a poor judge of cool.
cool?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# haha
way to rain on their parade..
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)
# you may also like one of the parody sites.
www.lawlforkids.com/main.php
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# I just emailed this to my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)
# is your boss cool?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# He wasn't cool about the comic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:40, archived)
# ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 6:01, archived)
# haha, glad to see that.
i've resisted the temptation to rework them so far, but i will eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)
# ...spooky...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)
# haha!
I am sure I made a halloween pic for b3ta when I remembered last month but I can't find it... I am going back to sleep it can find itself later on!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# i made one, but it's just an unshopped pic of my face.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)
# CRAND.
CRANDY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# Wherer can i purchase one of those orange things?
this is rather cool. Good morning b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:14, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)

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