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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)

Awww, look at his little smile :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)

it's not a true smile

if you look in his eyes, he's all but dead.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)

I can only look in one eye

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

oh yeah...

good point.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

i saw a dancing bear once

fucking rip off
it just stood there shaking and moaning

i asked for my money back, but the filthy gypsy just swore at me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)

bears don't dig on dancing

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)

Of course not silly!

You have 3 kinds of bears!

1 kind dances

1 kind digs

and 1 kind eats marmalade sandwiches. Of course, nowdays he eats marmite....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

and has achieved dual citizenship

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)

Fucking Peruvians!

Coming over here, putting Rupert out of a job!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

i suggest a massive leaflet campaign

followed by marching on Westminster wearing T shirts saying Peruvians? NO THANKS!

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

you have to be careful around bears

I followed one for a while, ended up in a pub in the eighties.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

they just don't dig it...

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

oh yeah it's a dancing bear, i thought it was some kinda bondage thing

/feels a bit foolish blog

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)

Pfft!

New pudsey is shit!

And he has a massive camel toe!

*complains to Ofcom*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

that's not a camel toe

it's a very long and thin black erection

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)

Even worse!

*phones up Mary Whitehouse*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)

They sure know how to get my donation.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

BBC then?

that has just put a different slant on proceedings.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

It is Brand or Ross

holding the chain, is the conclusion I jumped after somebody told me to (it may have been the Daily Mail.)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)

there needs to be more camel toe on TV

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

Isn't there a

sky channel devoted to camel toes?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

i'm so sad

can't bear to watch(sob)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

why does he have a pair of knickers over his head?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

To show off his latest conquest

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

woo!

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McBadger COW, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)

dithering dentures!!!!@#$%

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)

How come they've changed his bandage this year?

It has too many colours.

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zoldergoose, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

new bear

too.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)

With a very strong nod to Mr Pineapple

anyone remember La Ballon Rouge?

*edit* I only just realised I'd saved it as a Hee-yooge GIF for no good reason, due to past settings being enabled, sorry chaps, corrected as a much smaller K Jpg now.

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

No, but I like this :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)

Look it up sometime, it charmed my childhood,

and made me sad...

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)

Awh, this is good.

Did anyone notice the Mama Mia News reader with real life gnops?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)

WHa...?!?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)

I know the one you mean

he does the sport, his face freaks me out.

I get the feeling that Susanna Reid would let you do here up the arse

this guy
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/breakfast/presenters/4840846.stm

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)

susanna reid is a dirty saucepot

img523.imageshack.us/img523/2353/0fmoe8v9kvn9.jpg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)

Oh yes she is

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)

Agreed.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

oh yes

found some fakes of her, can't believe people still make fakes

NSFW

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)

Haha

This is the best one (NSFW)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

some of them are done really well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

You are wanking right now arnt you

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

not over the fake ones

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

there was a girl who

presented look north when the BBC was on strike, an unconventional beauty, but one I would have feigned intrest in local news for.
Sadly I have never seen her again. :(

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

The look north presenter is a poor mans fiona bruce

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)

Currently? as in

Christa Ackroyd?
bad picture of an ugly over tanned woman

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

Yes her,

shes got that husky voice and pretends to be brucey

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)

Yeah!

That's the one.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

loffle

i have gas *wafts*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)

*chokes*

i'm gonna have to leave the room... *sicks up abit*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)

Oh, that was you was it >:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)

Yes :)

Likey Very Muchy

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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)

I loved this creation, damned skilled with the tablet that fella!

Drew a kitteh once that looked like it used about 10 strokes of the pen yet was better than anything I could ever do ever...

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)

nice

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connor, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)

It came from the skies to make our lives happier!

Yay!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)

nicely

done :)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)

i do

it was the bane of french lessons.

i quite like the news presenter in the orange, i have a soft spot for her.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

ballon! ballon!

i remember it
it sad

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

Has this been done

to death?

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)

RIS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)

...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Tebbit

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)

Think they mean Norman Tebbit

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

Oh I thought it was a mix between a teddy and a rabbit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

with every packet of cornflakes?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

Most likely

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)

what's goin'on?

i thought it were dekionplexis night!
lol dun to death

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)

The magic show would have a tragic end

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)

I see Sir Terry Wogan, Pudsy the fudsy and an annoy cunt with a sword

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)

I see a window, a lamp and a computer

your turn

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)

the women news reader with the almost black hair who is on bbc 1 at the moment, gives me the horn

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)

I refuse to watch that shite

Is it the morning one?

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)

yes, she was on this morning

not watching, just have it on as background noise

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)

Yeah Susanna Reid

Sian Williams too but Kate Silverton weirds me out

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)

i like Kate Silverton, her face is a bit manly, think she might be a lezzer

Sian Williams, god yes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)

my sister was in guides with kate silverton

i'd probably do her if she wore the uniform.

kate i mean, not my sister.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

can't see the patch though can you

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)

why didn't you make the sword slice her head off

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

WOAH..GAN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)

can i have a go on fern cotton?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)

Lollity!

I for one would like to see Pudsey's hideous eye scar.

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Rico, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)

It's all about the Benjamins.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)

ah yes, the often discussed relationship between Hitler and Krishna

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

Hitler had great tits.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

so did Churchill

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

Churchill had an elastic foreskin.

FACT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

bet he couldn't fit a pineapple in there like Zak from EMF

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

That's alot like Jesus really.

START THE COMMOTION!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

DO THE LOCOMOTION

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

ACCORDION DOMINATION

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

ERECTION MALFUNCTION

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

speak for yourself

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)

I'd like to dominate an accordion

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

I haven't seen one of your nonsenses for aaaages!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

And now?

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=58482&board=main_threads

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

I like the bottom one

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

Me too, essentially Freemasons are satan worshippers.

FACT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

satanists are just like christians but with a sense of humour

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)

SHORTY WANNA RIDE WID ME

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)

haha

who's the bird on the left?

source pic pls

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

Hubba Hubba

www.topnews.in/usa/files/marilyn-monroe.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

thanks, but not so sexy without the tash

and what has she done to her hair in that pic

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)

Hitler,

famous dictator and socialite.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)

Alan Hitler or his brother?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

The game of chess, is like a sword fight

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

you think you can defeat my wu tang style?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

Introducing the Ghostface Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllleeeeeerrrrr!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)

BRING THE MUTHAFUCKING RUCKUS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

BRING THE, BRING THE MUTHAFUCKING RUCKUS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

TIGER STYLE!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)

I'm a keep feedin you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)

kapow!whichever way i look at it

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)

POW, right in the kisser!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

i'm sure you'd like dees

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)

now do something funny

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

jews bar

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)

At the Jews bar

Jews bar
etc

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Rico, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)

....i'm waiting

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)

yawn

not shocking, not funny - bored now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

Please to leave the Benjamins out of this

I just want to make love to your beautiful beautiful body

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)

Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

FRSH goes better

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

GET HEALTHY, SHITHEADS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

MY BODY NEEDS NUTRIENTS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

Dancin' down below !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

I'LL FUCK YA ASS UP!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

THIS ISN'T HOW IT HAPPENED! I WAS THERE! I KNOW!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)

The whole thread is the bestest

The whole thread.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjaQkUbPbHE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

BRING DA MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS!

yasimplythebeast.ytmnd.com/

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)

Crude

Doggy.

Click for bigger (171KB)

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)

Why am I looking at a filter of your dog?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)

I could have

gone to the pub. I still may do.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)

it's an option for me too

though there will be birthday bashage tomorrow with drinking.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)

There's something very wrong with me zooty

I'm off work tonight, and so was determined to get a good few drinks down me while I could...and I've had precisely one can of beer.

Two if you count root.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)

I can understand that precisely

but I have monday off! ner!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)

*glares*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)

*smugs*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)

NEVAR

count root.

I've had a few. I got a call from some pals in the pub asking me to join them. I'm still in two minds. They are open until 3am though. I'll have another beer and think on it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)

I have some ales to choose from

currently a bottle of St Austell Tribute, which is quite delicious.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)

I was in St Austell

in the summer. I had a nice time, much beer and no kid burnt my neck.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)

I am considering a holiday

I definitely require one.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)

IN JAIL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

MORE JAIL FOR YOU

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)

Superjail is a good cartoon I would recommend.

It's like if charlie and the chocolate factory was a cartoon set in a maximum security prison drawn by the guy that did that yellow submarine movie.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)

Sounds cool. On a totally unrelated note, I recommend "Dark City".

Although I may be biased in that it has Jennifer Connelly in it.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

RICHARD O'BRIEN AS A FUCKING ALIEN

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

GET HIM, MR SLEEP!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)

I'm supposed to be going to the pub in about 10 mins

tbh I'm not sure I can be bothered, it would involve getting dressed

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)

Just go naked. You might get free pints?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)

It didn't work for me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)

...or empty the place

Ooh. Bonus!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)

silly girl

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)

Not at all

I'd hardly say I was sex on legs, especially these days, but I can look very presentable and that's fine with me

Naked is a whole other kettle of fish though my good man. Guaranteed most of those men who wouldn't instantly be put off by a woman with a little extra weight on her very sexy curves would still rather see me in a nice outfit than naked. It's just one of those things I think you appreciate more when you know a gal ;)

Anyway. Don't think I'll do the pub, but I will source some proper alcohol now I reckon.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)

having seen something of you naked

and clothed, I can go on record as saying I think you look great either way.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)

Hahah, fair enough

*leaves it*

Edit: Are you bashing tomorrow? you can buy me a pint there!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

of course I am

and I shall do precisely this.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

Wandering naked around an empty pub is one of life's great pleasures.

Serving yourself pints. Naked.
Playing darts by yourself. Naked.
Taking all the packets of peanuts off the cardboard picture of a woman in a bikini and piling them on the bar.

Naked.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)

dancing on the tables

naked

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

That's the spirit!

Ah, yes : spirits from the optics...Naked.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)

I am currently trying to decide between pub and getting some sleep

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

Have you ever been to Roadburn festival?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

No, I have not

nor have I heard of it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

Ah, just wondering.

It's in Holland and I'm vaguely considering going next year.
www.roadburn.com/frames.html

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)

It's

no filter you clunge bucket.

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)

Oh great

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

Filters are much maligned,

but I like this!

Actually, looks like vectors to meh!

*edit* A NEW QI ON BBC2!!! All other concerns are off, see you in 30...

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)

New: gimp suits for dogs

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)

woof

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)

RAINBOW GRADIENT FTW!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)

ROY G BIV DEVOE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)

BEL BIV DEVOE

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

how crude is he?

does he bark things like cuntass and shitpisser?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)

All he says is

arf arf arf cunt arf.

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)

surely that should be "motherfucking"?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)

Yay for dogs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)

I love dogs

Our dog is ace. He's a golden lab and he is just so random.

(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)

Our golden labs died

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)

Oh no

:((((

(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)

We now have springer and irish setter

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)

Springers are lovely

Is the Irish Setter similar to a Red Setter? We had a Red Setter and it was the softest dog I have ever known - it was my fave when I was little. She got run over and I cried for a week apparently.

(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)

yes she is red (actually more of a brown) she is slow and stupid

she sits on her bed urinating on herself

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)

like yer ma

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

OK. Bye.

(The Peppermint Meerkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)

Shes old and cant control herself, its not her fault

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

A VERY PRETTY KITTY.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)

THAT IS NOT KITTY

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)

>:(

YOU'VE RUINED ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)

I TOOK YOU OFF IGNORE JUST SO I COULD REPLY TO THIS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)

I WISH TO PURCHASE SOME FINE WINES.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

AND I TO SELL THEM

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

You didn't fully understand what he said

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)

FUCK YOU MAN, I'M A SALES TRAINER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

Well, its been a while since I posted something lame

'ning board!

I really did mean to become a more active member of the board but I've too busy making excuses as to why I hadn't posted anything in months!

Have a random thing

News story here, I'm not sure if my pic is funnier or the Stock shot of a box incase people didn't know what they looked like!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7730018.stm

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)

those crazy germans!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)

If you don;t join they're party.........

They'll come get ya!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)

invasion of the zombie boxes!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)

Animated zombies boxes!

*waits, ocasionally looking gleefully over at the board for incoming zombie boxes from someone more talented*

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)

Aaanyone?

*still sits waiting, slowly feeling hope fade from his life

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)

Well it made me smile!

:)

I still prefer the 'original' ps1 second game tho

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)

Your sentence contains far too many contradictions

for me to be comfortable :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)

I just corrected it a tad, I said ps2 and meant ps1,

the very first Metal Gear was a 2d game, the second was called 'Metal Gear Solid' and started the celebrated eponymous game franchise.

The first ps1 Metal Gear Solid game was a triumph tho and was never, IMO, beaten, by any of it's following childer, which altho damned pretty and clever, for some reason, seemed obsessed with the narrative and not the game.

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)

Ah, now it makes sense, and I totally concur!

Psycho Mantis made me shit myself in that game!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)

DID HE EVER!!

That was SOOO fucking clever, and the need to do certain things IRL to complete the game, the use of frequencies, and the need to physically do certain deeds to your controller and memory cards and such, oh, man, SUCH a clever game, I was totally immersed and convinced by it.

I've never played a game like it before or since, totally blew me away.

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)

haha.

you are such a tart! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)

IT WAS MY MASTER AND I WAS IT'S SLAVE!!!

*edit* I'm staying in on the whiskey again so watch out, if I say/do owt I shouldn't, slap me!

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)

*slaps*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)

DAMN YOUR EYES!!

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)

have another glass

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)

Y Fank U, I shall!

ICE!!

*edit* Take That!? TAKE FUCKIN THAT!?

I want my 20 quid back!

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)

haha.

you'll probably misbehave on porpoises! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)

Aaaaaaargh!!

Sorry, Childer In Need just scared the shit out of me with a Staying Alive rip off done by the ugliest folks our fine country can dig up!

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)

well said

although there was a metal gear 2 also.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)

Was that a continuation of the 2d format?

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)

yep

there's actually two MG2s, but this one is the official sequel

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanzibar_Land

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)

Aah! I thought that format died with the Solid phase, so much I knew! Cheers!

I wonder how many other games have gone 2d to 3d with so much success!?

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)

Not many, but it's a top down view in both, so it's easier to translate it than something side-on.

or something

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)

True!

Well, ish, the 'radar' sort of took that role...

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)

Hahha

Edit: Slight TJ:
Does anyone have an xbox and sync their music with their computer.
I cant figure out how to do it with itunes. is this possible?
Cheers thanks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)

...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

Pfft!

Ha :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)

ha ha ha ha

posting yourself out of jail
ha ha ha - that's fantastic!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)

just a box

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)

quality

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)

huh!?

I thought I heard something
MGS

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

My apologies for this. I usually lurk.

It occurred to me, that perhaps this year, we should be looking out for ourselves what with imminent recession.

I know TOAP is poo, but that is the extent of my shopping skills. (Used Graphic Converter on a Mac).
Apologies if bindun, I should know better.
/Relurks.....

(AMadDayYes, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

get rid of your mac

and get a proper computer

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)

/Upgrades to a Spectrum.....

(AMadDayYes, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)

im sure i made

better pics on my atari 520

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)

I think my old Casio calculator made better pics

that what I have churned out tonight......

(AMadDayYes, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)

A quantum computer? On twin-cooled Caesium atoms?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)

a computer so powerful

it plugs directly in to the sun
and has god as a teccie?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)

Or a Mind.

"The Mind had an image to illustrate its information capacity. It liked to imagine the contents of its memory store written out on cards; little slips of paper with tiny writing on them, big enough for a human to read. If the characters were a couple of millimetres tall and the paper about ten centimetres square and written on both sides, then ten thousand characters could be squeezed onto each card. In a metre-long drawer of such cards maybe one thousand of them -- ten million pieces of information -- could be stored. In a small room a few metres square, with a corridor in the middle just wide enough to pull a tray out into, you could keep perhaps a thousand trays arranged in close-packed cabinets: ten billion characters in all.
A square kilometre of these cramped cells might contain as many as one hundred thousand rooms; a thousand such floors would produce a building two thousand metres tall with a hundred million rooms.
If you kept building those squat towers, squeezed hard up against each other until they covered the surface of a largish standard-G world -- maybe a billion square kilometres -- you would have a planet with one trillion square kilometres of floor space, one hundred quadrillion paper-stuffed rooms, thirty light-years of corridors and a number of potential stored characters sufficiently large to boggle just about anybody's mind.
In base 10 that number would be a 1 followed by twenty-seven zeroes, and even that vast figure was only a fraction of the capacity of the Mind. To match it you would need a thousand such worlds; systems of them, a clusterful of information-packed globes . . . and that vast capacity was physically contained within a space smaller than a single one of those tiny rooms, inside the Mind. "

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)

*head asplodes*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)

lolwurdz

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)

lolnumbers

10^27 * 10^3 = 10^30.

Stars/Sand grains

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)

get rid of your unfounded prejudice

and get a better argument

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)

Pfft!

Lo Micto!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)

tis true

i speak of macs of old.

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)

I don't like Macs much.

They just don't appeal to me in the way a windows PC does but it's pretty much a matter of choice. I still game so up until recently a Mac was unthinkable. Mrs has a Macbook pro but it's rarely used.
The fact is that the Mac has actually been the industry standard weapon of choice for design and video work for many, many years.
PC's have only got decent in the graphics area in the last few years.
I'd still not have one, or any apple shiny toy, because I'm not a pretentious twat.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)

I originally bought macs because they are unix done properly.

However much I like the idea of open-source/free software, the plain fact is that you get what you pay for, and free unixes eat your time.

That said, their hardware is stupidly expensive (the machine I am typing this on cost 1.8K!) and breaks far too often.

If I could use windows powershell (Monad), I would probably be happy on XP or Vista. As it is, being on XP at work feels like working with one less hand.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)

There is absolutely

nothing wrong with them. However they, like most hardware, have areas where they excel and others where they fail.
I use Vista Ultimate 32bit ( I have a machine running 64bit and there are too many problems for me to recommend it ) and I like it very much. I find it a superb OS and rarely meet anyone who slags it off that has any concrete reason ( other than it's fashionable to slag M$ and vista off ) or viable argument for their bias.
I actually enjoy it more than XP now and it certainly has been more stable.
There are issues but they are not worth worrying about as it's going to be replaced with W7 anyway.
OS on the Mac has always been my issue. Too clumpy for me in the past. RISC chips have always been a favourite though so I don't dismiss Macs, I just have a preference for the OS and hardware that suits me personally.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)

I really don't understand the problem people have for Vista.

I've only used it a couple of times, I admit, but it seems quite good.

Quite...OSX like, really :)

Fair enough, though, I think we all get used to a certain way of doing things, and it's irritating to change.

Wish I was admin on my work XP machine though :((

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)

I don't wish to appear to be a pretentious twat

I have worked with Windows since, erm, 95 I guess. I got fed up of using it at home and one day myself and my wife went to PC on the Wolde and saw the anglepois type G4 iMac. We thought it was a good alternative. For home use, internet browsing and email and the like, Macs have been more than satisfying. My wife has since gone back to Vista and likes it, whilst I am typing this on a Macbook having progressed through many Macs. My VMware install however has Windows XP, Vista, 2008 Server, Ubuntu, PCLInuxOS, Kubuntu, Sabayon, Mandriva and Solaris 10 64 bit.
To be honest, all I want to do is collect my emails and browse the webs the quickest way possible ;)

(AMadDayYes, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)

Oh,

And going by the hardware experiences I have had with Apple equipment, I can NOT recommend them. Too many issues with early kit that are only resolved by users complaints. I have a G5 iMac that is now on its second logic board. Never had that problem with a PC I must admit.

(AMadDayYes, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)

hahahaha,

since when has anybody on here needed to do that about anything

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)

let's face it, that bear has his knob in those blocks

he's knobbing blocks

he's a block knobber

this is just wrong

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)

hey, if you have the horn and there is a hole of any type near by it will get poked

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)

every hole is a goal

but some are a gaol

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)

even in a gaol there are holes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)

so nobody can complain there's nothing to do

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)

specifically

hes knobbing the letter B

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)

knobby-b-knobbing-bear

that's what it is

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)

i thought i would

continue the Bee theme from further down

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)

bear b knobbing

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)

would you describe me as "cuddly"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)

I'd describe you as diaprozanepthalic

but only after several gin

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)

Ha,

I would like to hear you say that after several gins :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)

Dia-prozane-pthalic?

Okay, so I am typing it, but so what - wanna fight about it?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)

I would elucidate it thus: MLGNLMLGNLGMGNLMGN*dribble*MLNG

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)

The joy of gins :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)

quite so

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)

I am drinking gin, and I don't know that word. I conclude that you are wrongish.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)

that's because I made it up, I spurted it out of the collection of braincells I contain in my skullpocket

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)

Well, I counter-spurt it! Using the eyeglobes that adorn the edges of my frownland!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)

well

in that case, I'm going to have a glass containing sainsburys orange and there's little to nothing you can do about it

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)

*wees in Discomeats' sainsburys orange*

He will never know!

Mwahahahaha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)

oh great, you've ruined the sainsburys orange by actually giving it a flavour

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)

we have been a recession for over 6 months

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)

Maybe his recession had just grow

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)

all the month will be absorbed by it been a recession

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)

You're so gonna to get recession!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)

you might have

but I'm so rich now I'm going to have to drink croissants and eat wine

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)

report him

i am

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)

bet he's a terrorist too

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)

Wrong, maybe. But oh so sexy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)

best feeling ever, man

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)

we have been in a recession for over 6 months

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)

I am a man, not a recession!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)

I have never been a recession

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)

I never had sexual relations with that recession.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)

I am a bit worried,

I just opened up my tumble dryer and found a computer game character in it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)

lets hope he is dead

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)

what a way to die...

clunk clunk clunk - like a shoe in a tumble drier

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)

Or maybe like an Italian American in a tumble dryer?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)

"it'sa me, Mario!!!!!"

etc

(AMadDayYes, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)

I think he must have jumped down the wrong green pipe....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)

*coffee splurt*

You bastard!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)

Sorry :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)

I should've never scrolled whilst slurping!!!

My Bad.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)

Well to be honest with you,

I actually wasn't sorry anyway ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)

SUPER MARIO if you please

...........

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)

Don't apologise

this is fine. B3ta appears to have become rather rude.

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Mod Edit, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)

Shut it, you poo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)

Students!

Cunts, the lot of them.

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Mod Edit, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)

Cunts you in the fuck

;)

(AMadDayYes, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)

Smooches and glomps.

Twat. :)

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Mod Edit, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)

It's... TELESHITTIES!

Hoohaa!

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

perfect

I made this for you

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)

And it all started here:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

owch!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

that'll teach him to go discoverin'things

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)

i read that as failing machines

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)

Falling machines are planes without wings.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

but still have pilots

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)

OH NOES, HE DONE GONE SHIT IN HIS HAND

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

shitty cunt wide screen bastards

i bet it's only got 2.1 sound.

not worth swithing on if you ask me, might as well recycle it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

won't be HD either

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

i bet it's fucking toshibas new shitty upscaling shit

ever since HD-DVD lost out to bluray

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)

Don't you diss

my Toshiba Regza, it's fupping brilliant.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

Pffttttt!

he who shouts the loudest, i know you're really not happy with it, but mrs pasanonic won't let you bye another machine after spending all that money.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)

I play WOW on it.

Nobody else gets a look in ;)

Click for bigger

I think I'm all done for audio and visual devices for a few years.
Next will be a new PC and possibly a new phone.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)

I don't care how good it may be,

most annoying website ever!

www.tacp.toshiba.com/regza/regzasite.aspx

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)

Homers website

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

ha.

I can't argue with that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)

Ha! I like how her hand movements have probably been carefully coragraphed.

Coreagraphd?

Coragraphed?

Whatever.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)

corrugated?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)

I may well be drunk.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)

See Thor I told you....

(remember last weeks TV conversation?)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

you want me to be embarrassed because I

buy nice stuff? You already know about this TV, we talked about it when I was buying it.
Forgive me for buying nice shit. Perhaps I should give my fucking money to paupers and freeloaders instead?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)

Yes please

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)

I was just playing to your bragging nerve..

I know how you like to show us all what you have.

If I had your money, believe me I would buy nice stuff too.

What nice car are you after next ,Sir?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)

It's got nothing to do with bragging.

everybody else discusses the new stuff they get don't they?
Just because some of my purchases are a little more expensive is no different to anybody else mentioning their new camera or whatever.
I'll never be embarrassed about spending money, there would have been no point earning it if I were.
New car comes in March. I've mentioned it already.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)

I know you've mentioned it,

I can't remember what it was,though.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)

i ate a tellytubby, but he survived

(baconbotty, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)

"nurse!"

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

why is there giant tin foil on bbc 1?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

*imagines spring noise*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

*imagines sting making noise*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

ROXAAAAAANNEEEE!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

Drinking game is super fun

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

*Imagines string making toys*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

I have no imagination.

Woo.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

*imagines all the people*

.....what?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

*finds easy that*

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

and lo, it was once again bee tiem

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

HOLD ON. LET ME DRAW A BEE. DONE!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

ok, i'll post last night's bee too, to keep people happy in the meantime

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

here:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

:DDDDDDDDDDD

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

i just want to fit in.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

That is a thing of beauty

and makes me want to hug you.

and as they say: when in france, massive eggs

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

Yay for bees!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

pfffft :)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

I have lots of bees

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

me too!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

Spelling Bee

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

This is ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

he went into space too

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

^this!

Splendid demonstration of bee-hiveiour there.
What a delightful time to pop in to b3ta.

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

your sweet .like honey bee

da-da-da-da-da-da

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

hahaha lovely

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

Yay :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

Bee Jing

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

aah so ..honourable yayness

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

I am fully aware of the time of day but have a bee 'ning

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

what ho!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

Needs more Subterranean Homesick Blues Effect :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

like this, you mean?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

hahaha

ace bob the bee

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

Precisely !

In the basement mixin' up the medicine . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

My cat is loving the bee thread!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yO-Cn27LwiQ&eurl=http://uk.youtube.com/my_videos_edit2?ns=1&video_id=yO-Cn27LwiQ
I know this isn't links but I thought you might bee pleased :)

I have no idea how to edit it, if you skip to about 55 seconds you'll save a lot of time.

Yours and Musters are her favourites.

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

  88
 /||\
=||||:D
 \||/

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

Lo Thor!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

'lo fella

how's ye?

well i trust, lat of work b3ta forces me to the gay shift.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

Not bad,

Just torn betwixt b3ta and the sofa.

Work is well ghey!

How is Andrew McDavies nodays?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

andrew is good, he's resting at the moment

but will be back inn the new year.

i'm doing b3ta from the sofa via my slow ibook.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

Beeeze

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

so nice

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

Pollinating beeye . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

bee glee

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

Hahahahaha

Yes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

Beeg one !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

Beehaving . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

haha

fun with 6 kbs

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

this thread is fulled of bees

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)

Well it would cheer me up...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

YAY!

*hopes this is the early copy*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

Spain in the neck !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

eSPANGol

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

In the neck . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

Woo

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

Yeh, that about sums me up about now...

*catches next boat out*

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..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

ima just park here

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Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)

Yesterday, I photographed my mates' band at their practice.

More here

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

Cool, liking this style

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

Thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

It could do with more images of earthworm jim tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

Earthworm Jim?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

Oh dear god

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

Youtube that shit :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

Do I want to?

EDIT: It's a kids' game?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

Yes, it is all teh awesomes

The intro alone is worth it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

You neglected to point out to her that it is also

an amazing computer game!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

hahahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

oh dear god

get out for not know who Earthworm Jim is

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

Oh dear god piss

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

well god must have a big bladder

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

your camera is knackered

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

Hahahah

naah, it's what he really looks like.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

coffee

nice work on the text on the poster on the wall on the foundation on the Earth.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

Bullet for my Fagentine, more like.

Noice colours.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

They're okay.

I have a hoodie of them from Bamboozle. It's comfy.
Thank you. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

Is that Posterize?

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WormuIus, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

No.

I don't use filters.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

Unlike that hack, Mofaha.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

Pfffft

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

I meant to say, "you're gay".

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

OLOL

NO U

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

*runs away crying*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

*looks confused*

*falls over*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)

But posterise filter is woo

I think the guy's (?) hair blending with the wall makes it look a bit weird

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

Woohoot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)

Hahahahahah

That's cool. :3

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

I wonder if they are singing about fresh fruit

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

I believe they're singing about the wonders of the Lichee.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

They were covering A7x songs.

And I think BFMV, and Atreyu. I think.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

Just the right shade of brown !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

I bet they are shit

/ac

Nice pic!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)

Hahahah

They're alright. Need more practice, but...yeah.

x]
Thanks

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

I bet they are shit though,

judging by the poster on the wall ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

HAhahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

your camera only seems to be taking pictures in 5 colours.

i'd get it check if i was you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

i know you may have takens ages to do that...

but it really does look like you've just clicked "fill"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

*photoshop cutout filter*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

room onboard for little bernie ecclesteps?

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)

he is a twat

and at that size he could fit in to a twat

nice animation, like the leg movement

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

No he isn't.

He is just richer than all of us!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

he is a tich twat then

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)

wonderfull

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)

Get on uppa . . . I'll take the ladder !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)

Vaginal stirrups

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

This are the adventures of cunt dog

All the lovely vector drawings and such below were making me angry. So I drawed dohg.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

I like this

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)

Oh, good.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)

I clicked the button and everything

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

Woo!

Thank you! I shall click your german zebra now!

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)

lol thanks :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

That's just a german zebra painted pink.

Look, it's speaking german, what a giveaway.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)

Hahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)

CUNT-DOG III - CUNT RELOADED

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

has it helped?hope so

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

he has better teeth than me and must be

destroyed

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)

That

Are not teevs. Be's a tung.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)

ahh then undestroy

said doggy and woo to you sir

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

Wúúúúúf.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)

Hmmmmm.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)

Pink anteaters are always trying to imitate dogs and it's worng!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

childrens master chef

and they are being nice, instead of stay "it taste like monkey crap that has been eaten by a dog, which has then vomited it back up"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

Am also watching that. Melting moment biscuits. It's just a fucking shortbread.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)

hahaha I did a shit in that shortbread

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)

this is very good.

i want cunt dogs babies inside of me

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d d, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

Hello

Doctor Dyslexia! My 1 an on'y fan!

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

ok here you go

edit cfb
----=I-I
-----VV
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/image11.gif

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

yay!!!!!

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d d, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)

possibly the second pregnant man on the plannet

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)

Dog going . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

Ah! Looksy!

He's done aminated me drawin for me. How kind.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

Rockin'n your dog too . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

nice attention to detail

the eyes seem to follow you around the room

and his ringpiece

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

Yes

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)

hell yeah!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

Hand Jive !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

This is a useful insight into the way previous generations lived.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

Everybody's doing the hand jive!

By the way, has everyone heard the word?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

ABout the bird?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)

Ba ba ba ba Bird bird bird!

The bird is the word,

I said the bird bird bird.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)

I've heard a word.

It's probably the same one.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)

Word !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)

ay up bollocks alright?

/terry christian blog

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)

hello you homo

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

They appear to have the clap.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)

They're in line for shots . . . one could do'em both !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)

patta cake patta cake

CakeCakeCakeCakeCakeCake
CakeCakeCakeCakeCakeCake
CakeCakeCakeCakeCakeCake

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)

Knuckle patta cake . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)

MR BEEF-FIST VISITS HIS TRIBE

- The Early Years

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)

more of this kind of thing

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)

their hands remind me of Oddworld Abe's Oddysee

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)

hah ........he's a dab hand at that

as my 17th century gran would say

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)

Does she still date ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)

evening - have a vector nana

Click for bigger (324KB)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

That's very nice at its full size, sir! :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

thank ya sir!

i think the die was better! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)

Aye, it's pretty snazzy :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

Needs more tiger :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)

everything

is better with a tiger! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

Yes, yes it is

Did you see this?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)

hahaha

woo thats ace! but i am jewish so i take offence at the horse :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)

You asked for a german zebra, you got it :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)

hehhee

i'm only kidding! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)

I know you are :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)

What's the Vector, Victor?

top banana

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)

Clearance, Clarence?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

Roger, Roger.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)

Over, Oveur.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)

*takes copious amounts of anti-histamine*

*relaxes*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

well, i might not be allergic to them any more, but no sense in risking it

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)

i hate

them! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)

How do you feel about synthetic banana flavouring?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)

thats fine

its the texture i hate! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

That's huge!

And well done, nice.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)

hehehee

it is a bit big! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

Ooooh!

I prefer the die though :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)

yeah me too!

still i like this :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)

Custardy!

Have my first front page as a gift :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

hahhaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)

thats awesome

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)

you threatening my nana?

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

yes

yes i do! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)

this answers the age old question of

"Why would anyone want a 324kb banana?"

yay!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)

good old click for big!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)

I ate a banana once. I didn't like it.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)

Wait, how the fuck is that 8.2kB?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)

Surprisingly small, or surprisingly big?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

It's teeeeny tiiiiny.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)

Well you know jpegs and how fond they are of compressing smooth gradients.

Blurring an jpeg before saving is a way to make it smaller. The big version is a PNG, though.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)

did some kid burn your neck?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)

No, I went to banana, not France.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)

did some kid burn your banana?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)

some kid burned my france. i liked it.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)

let the neck bruning commence

*brunes*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

wow they were like two peas in a pod

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

I am most sorry for his lots

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)

some peolple just don't deserve chridlen

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)

How is babby formed?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

you gotta instain some bitch, yo

and something

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)

*flips coin* *posts*

edit : it may surprise people to know that about half of the things I shop don't get posted.
sometimes I think I should find a new selection process

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)

He has child spunk on his shoulders.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

even with the umbrella

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

nor me

they taste nice but the texture is horrid! :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)

banananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

/Nanny Ogg blog

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana

you feeling any better today??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)

nope, this cold has really hit me

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

i'm okay

just pissed of with screaming kids! :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

looks good!

howdo Sir?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)

well hello there!

:) how be you??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)

i be okay!

am happily procrastinating away..
you?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

not bad ta

just trying to stop a minor war breaking out :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

NANANANAANANNANANAAAAAAAAAAANANANAN..NANANAAAAAA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)

nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)

By the way, the PREACHER movie, is GO!

www.aintitcool.com/node/38919

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

ain't never not seen one of this before

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

oooh cool

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

Very appealing . . . Chicita loves it too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)

banas in pyjamas

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

I once shot a bana in my pyjamas . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

I hope it washed out

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)

woo

thats ace! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)

haha

it's about 3 seconds of c&paste

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

But I'm not your grandmother!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

nope

they are both dead! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

\0/ top banana

and more vector fruit.

Click for bigger (94KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

this makes me happy

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

This was me

when CS first came out discovering that Illustrator did 3d shapes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)

I really must install something for doodlin again soon

paint.net is annoying

and I just can't be arsed with gimp

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)

I'm installing

my new CS4 suite this evening.
I'm sure it will be worth it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

it better be

with the price of it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

woo

thats ace sir! cs4 huh - how much was that??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

I got it as an upgrade to CS3 Master suite

it was £934.13 plus VAT. ( £200 more than last year, we get ripped off in the UK )

That picture above was done a long time ago when the first CS came out.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

Indigestion?

Probably bin dun...

(Stevros, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)

Pfft!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)

I did a snort

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)

Chortle

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)

Needs more punctuation, dick.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)

No It DoEsN'T YOu Anus FAceD Monkey Wanker

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)

chortle for each

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)

hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

I like this!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)

hahahahaha

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

Hmm.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

pfff

Idea for compo entry:

Dail Mail cover redone as if written by board nazis, complaining about newbies and file sizes etc.

actually I'll compo this as I can't be arsed.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)

Yeah but the filesize is too big!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)

pfft!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)

God that stinks!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)

ASBD

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)

Too brown

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)

I don't like the font

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)

Ah, I remember that like it was in the past.

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)

Dail Mail.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)

Daily Mail? Daily Mail, Daily Mail! Daily, Daily Mail - Mail.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)

Daily Mail. Daily. Mail, Daily.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)

Well, I've been here a little while

and that's about 4KB, so I'll repost it for your compo.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

no, I meant a single compo entry, not a new compo

I'm confused now

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)

Oh, right.

Ditto, then.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)

Think of the IMMIGRANTS!

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Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)

QOTW answer right there.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)

I vote the Daily Mail should be renamed the National Socialist Messenger.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8938311

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)

whut?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

paint applications putting coloured lines down the edges of fonts

so they look smoother on LCDs, or worse if your eyesight is great.
But looking shit if you scale them up, or print them out.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)

whut!?

whut whut!

sorry, I gots me stuck a whut

whut

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)

Well I don't know. I even had to freakin' Wikipedia Cleartype.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)

sbupixelerendirnring

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)

Weh.

It doesn't really bother me. If I'm just doing a tag or something I write it myself. It's kind of cool up scaling CLEARTYPE'D text anyway.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)

yes

I gave you 'spect for your pixelled tag the other day

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)

Erp. I don't remember that. :)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)

Hum, clever.

I tried drawing patterns of alternating 1-pixel wide lines, though, in cyan/red and blue/yellow (and magenta/green, just in case my subpixels aren't in the order RGB) and it didn't work, I wonder why not? Possibly because I have a CRT, but I can't see why that would matter. Maybe there are gaps between the pixels that screw it up. The results didn't even look grey, though. Maybe my monitor needs calibrating, too.

It should have produced alternating black and white lines. So much for the powers of reason, I hereby renounce them.

Edit: oh, duh. CRT screens presumably have their subpixels clumped together rather than in vertical bands, so the trick wouldn't work. Unless they are "aperture grille".

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)

Because its made by Mr bill gates

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)

Yeah, I know.

Fuck you Bill Gates and your work in making computers cheap and available to all!

Wanker!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)

I'm right there with you

I'm fed up of Steve Jobs and his making-technology-accessible-to-ordinary-people bullshit too. Technology should remain archane and slightly frightening to ordinary people or else half of B3TA are out of a job.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)

My guess is that half of b3ta are allready out of a job

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)

If we're being honest

for most of us B3TA is here in place of a job.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)

they fixed it now, but I found this quite amusing

www.astick.net/blog/?p=31

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)

super

edit : uh

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)

Ah.....sure it's a GOAL it is!!!!

Explanation:- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Wogan_(footballer)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)

Pfft!

Boho's finest :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

Eplanation?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

Elanation?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

EA nation?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)

Is shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

Rumblebottom.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)

Re-edited with added "X" sir.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)

No, you added a "x", its not EXplanation is it :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

Ooooohhhhh.....a "Capitalist"...eh?......"Tish-boom"

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)

Terry Wogan,

footballer for Bohemians.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)

I sorted out the link

it was the spelling mistake I was picking up on

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

Yup......What with "Children in Need" etc. I just thought I'd tek the piss outta him.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

Don´t know what is happening there.

I was gonna post this as a reply to a thread earlier, but you can have it.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)

hahah

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)

Arf!

His hairline and part of his face are purple :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)

kneel before z... oh fuck

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

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