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Before the rush of compo pics

I thought I'd share an art.

This is not something I would normally show you lot but the composition of my sketch and the painted bit with all that white space looked really nice and I thought I'd screengrab it.

And before you start, this isn't a WIP. This is all you get.

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WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)

That's good, that is.

She looks real enough to fend off on a Friday night.

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zoldergoose, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

fend off?

bring it on in it's entirity I suspect :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)

hahahahahaah

that's wonderfully disturbing and should be printed off and sent to the Saatchi Gallery for display

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

Between you and me, that's the idea.

As I said, I wouldn't normally show you lot my artwork, but I was in a funny mood.

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WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

Good work...

Stop right there - it's finished.

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enceladus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

It was one of those moments

I tend to leave a lot of unpainted space on my images, but keep in mind that there are two full figures in the image.

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WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)

looking good

and not a little risqué

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

That is rather special....good work!

And the white space looks so inviting....

*prepares big bucket of magenta*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

Scroll down

that's excellent

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

Pasanonic?

Nice arts

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

Panasonic what?

cheers

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WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)

he sometimes posts half done picturees and shit :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

ahh

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WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)

and then has a go at people for doing the same thing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)

as for pearoasts.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)

posting

shit?
edit : To elaborate. What words would people hold back for stuff I post?
edit 2 : never mind the question is answered
www.b3ta.com/board/9012736

edit 3 :as for work in progress stuff www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32970/1228943113/workinprogress30.jpg

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

don't say his name for a 3rd time

or he will kill you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

very nice :D

but you do know that some one will put a cdc on it?

Also, source

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)

I photochopped a few images together from a series to get the right face/body/hair

The source image for colour etc is pretty crude. You can't tell when its al line art though ;)

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WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

Also, if you can find source material for uptigt Kensington High St ladies getting ploughed

I'd be very, very pleased.

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WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)

it is bloody good

you need good attention span, I try to do them but end up doing some thing else.

Is that all you are doing, or will you be colouring in the whole thing? If so I would love to see it when it is done.

She looks like she is having a good a time :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)

This is the 7th in a series of A3 prints

I tend to paint at least 70% depends on the image.

I normally just know when its ready.

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WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)

I save it when I think it is done and then go back to it add things and then save it as different picture, which i don't show to anyone

Not in the mood for doing any pictures at the moment, getting over a cold and seem to be falling a sleep before 9pm or feel sleepy :(. Which is a annoying me, as I have a WIP and have some ideas for some others. Got a week and a half of for christmas, so will probably do a load then.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)

Operatic !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)

i'm suprised no one has CDC'd that yet

looks rather woo!
edit : maybe i should read other comments before commenting?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

That is excellent

and looks worryingly similar to one of my friends.

:S

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

your friend and I should get a coffee sometime.

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WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)

Looks like a rather hastily put-together sequel...

Just realised this is the name of an album by Hint.
Oh well...it's out of my head, now...

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enceladus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

Very modular !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)

Yay! A reply....

actually, now I look at it that is one of the dullest images I've ever produced...

*sigh*

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enceladus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)

It looks freaky to me !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)

Ta!

If you like it, it was worth making. :)

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enceladus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

Indeed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: OLIVER POSTGATE

Oliver Postgate, the brilliant mind behind The Clangers, Bagpuss and many other childhood favourites, passed away this week. He was a big influence on many b3tans, and this week's challenge is to pay tribute. RIP.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)

who?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)

what?

I am only 20

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)

20 years of avoiding common british culture, well done

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

I try my best

Edit: wait i just thought of something in the best possible taste

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

Clanger's clackers!

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

what! britain has no culture!

if you think it does that makes you racist!

or something

I'm very confused

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)

I'm 20 and yet I know of the Clangers, Bagpuss and Ivor the Engine.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

I've known of each of these for years and years and years.

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

Give you this pea to start off...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)

I like this muchly.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)

:) I rather like it too

and in any case, it's shaping up to be my best run on the popular page of a compo in living memory...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)

If i'm honest

I did not enjoy any of his work, but each to their own
R.I.P fella

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

I can read your sig!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)

GIVE IT BACK!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

this should be fun

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

Do you think Yahoo news were happy about the Woolworth's sell off?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

haha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)

pffft!

well spotted

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McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

pffft!

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)

you beautiful man

sadly if experience has taught me anything, this week will be filled with people posting derogatory pictures of bagpuss which I'd rather not see, I may go elsewhere for the week and just assume you were all lovely to a very, very lovely and amazing man :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

gay

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)

you wish

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)

every morning and twice before bedtime

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)

hahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)

Well I've been nice

...and I know JPG has a good one, and there have been many other very lovely ones, so there's hope yet...

and besides, you must be dying to do some happytoast clangers :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

I'm a touch too young for Clangers I think

my brother loved them. It was Bagpuss all the way for me :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)

Ok fair dos - let me rephrase that...

...and besides, I'm dying to see some HappyToast Clangers...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)

I think Mr Postgate himself should win

for writing this......

And when Bagpuss was asleep,
All his friends were asleep.
The mice were ornaments on the mouse organ.
Gabriel and Madeleine were just dolls.
Professor Yaffle was just an old wooden bookend in the shape of a woodpecker.
Even Bagpuss himself, once he was asleep, was just an old, saggy cloth cat,
Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams,
But Emily loved him

Goodnight sir and thank you.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

:' )

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

:')

(Cockney_Jesus is targetting your mum in V.A.T.S!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

Poignant

and appropriate.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)

:')

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)

:'(

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)

I utterly loved bagpuss when I was little.

I find it hard to believe there were only 13 episode.

(davywavy, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)

and yet

I can hear the words spoken by him, his voice so measured..brilliant. whistful, melancholy and wonderful

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boff FL OZ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)

yeah it is...

:'(

(BHMM, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)

It wasn't just Emily

that loved him.

(dxg, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)

Bagpuss reminds me of staying at home from school after pretending to be poorly and then wishing you hadn't because telly was just a bit of kid's TV followed by hours of Pebblemill, Take the High Road and Crown Court.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

ooof, Take the high road and crown court

my stomach just lurched

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

arrrghh the music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkua6BuHZZA

Contains unexpected Derek Griffiths

I love the look on his face like he's confused about the shocking lack of sound synchronisation

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love Derek Griffiths

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

oh FFS

this is b3ta not fucking www.fluffyworld.com

edit : oops, that's a real website! ha ha!

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)

Oh great, another Britons-only challenge

Sorry for moaning

*moanmoanmoan*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

just google him

everybody knows bagpuss, the clangers, thomas they're universal

edit/ i meant ivor, my mistake i apologise to medicore for any confusion this oversight may have caused him.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)

Noggin the Nog is fron his neck of the woods..ish

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

i'm only pleased we didn't get any dutch anagrams

for starters who could tell that the letters had been jumbled up in the first place

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

Hahahaha

twat ;)™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)

fuck off clog boy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)

*hissy fits*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

Thomas?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)

sorry got my trains mixed up for a minute

been spending too long with a chum who's son's obsessed with thomas, i've been trying to work out a design for a thomas bird table for him so am a bit confused, and marginally stupid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)

I can google him, of course

but that doesn't give me any childhood memories of him

Never mind, I'll make something else.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)

FLODDERPUSS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

Yay!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

thrilling

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)

hurrah!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)

knew this was coming

i'm almost glad i'll be leaving now, bagpuss puts the shits up me :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)

Arrgh...

*ducks a hundred peas*

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)

thank fuck

I was getting bored of semi-lurking

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McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

Great idea...

just hope I can do the old boy justice...

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enceladus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)

The Clangers

I love the story about 'Oh Sod it! the bloody things stuck again' as the 'whistle' in the toys that are on sale. I tried to find a google link, but theres billionty nine of them, go seek one out.

(lordy lordy, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)

seamless

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)

Everybody in the whole cell block . . .

was ________ to the jailhouse rock !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)

BUMMING!

do I win a prize?

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)

jimmy fat tongue-pfft

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)

It's tough out there.....

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)

GOTCHA BAANG T' RIGHTS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

hahahahaah

look at those eyes..... GUILTY!!!

Actually, I love this, crop a bit off the edges, scale it a bit so its 400 wide and I reckon that's FP'able

Also, welcome newish person, post more and talk back to us, you look like you could be a keeper :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

<img width=400 src="link goes here">

this ^

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)

no, that'll squish it bad, always better to drag it back in to the shop

and then edit the link

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)

it automatically resizes

unless you put height in the equation
example

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)

yeah but it looks badly aliased

always better to do it in an art package

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)

Fixed the image size

Oh yes indeed.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

top work!

do more of this, and other things, you will be liked muchly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

I'm hugging you via

hugging the monitor. So you know. ;)

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)

I have my willy pressed up against*my* monitor

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)

i balance my monitor on mine

hydraulic monitors ftw.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)

haha

Brings your porn up to eye level

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

I feel your warmth

Yes.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

yes, but can you taste it?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)

Sadly

no. :(

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)

Banged in the shitter

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)

damn cat burglars!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)

not guilty

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)

haha

the cats face is the killer

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)

Feline profiling . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)

i love your username!

and this pic

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)

well just marry them then!

or wank over their user pic, much the same thing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)

I'm wanking over your username

every Monday morning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)

blimey, both you and Dixon in the space of 20 minutes

I better go take a shower

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

You do that, big boy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)

yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)

woof woof

nicely

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)

All about concentration

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)

that's some of the greatest cloning work I've ever seen

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

Looks like Reuters are hiring again

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

needs more missile launch

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)

Don't be

ridiculous. They weren't invented then were they?

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)

he's a clone?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)

can't you tell by the baggy trousers and big red nose?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)

i thought something was missing

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)

hahah

i'd not have noticed if you hadn't said anything

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

me too!

hahaha

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

haha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

I've never really felt the urge to watch this film

Is that wrong of me?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

Nah

I didn't see it either

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)

nor me

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)

*high fives*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)

if you want to see a lot of buff men running about in their pants against bad digital backdrops shouting incoherently

then its fucking ace

/The Times movie review 2007

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)

hmm. Didn't think I was missing much.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

I saw it at the cinema, it was a good example of early digital film making

and I think that might be how it'll be remembered

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

Not at all . . . I haven't either . . .

I think I got the message though . . . something about dining . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

i'll break with the pack here and say go see it

simply because despite all the half-naked men and quoteable lines and blood everywhere, it IS simply just a lot of fun to watch. don't watch it alone though, get your mates together, and it will become far more fun

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)

The movie was remarkable.

It kept me on the edge of leaving my seat.

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alienheat, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)

'edit' ;D

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McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)

Uri Geller Senior !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

a woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre...

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)

hahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)

'lo sexy, how's you?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

'Lo :)

Not too bad ta, have 2 days off to get some Christmas shopping in! Yourself?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)

been far too busy, not sure what day it is and have a lot to catch up on

otherwise well I think :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

I'm just trying to keep my head down till after New Year's.

Work's being a bit odd at the moment.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

I know that feeling

our main competitors went under a week or two back, not sure if that's good for us or not

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)

The problem with that scenario is when your company gets complacent or starts cutting costs to regroup for the next competitor :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)

one of my favourite jokes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

They taste like chicken . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)

Horace the Skiing Hamster says: "Season's greetings, my dear humans!"

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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)

Hullo!

Is his name Horace, perchance?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)

It is now

[Ninja edits]

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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)

\o/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

and a merry christmas to you, snowy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)

hang about hang about

have you sent off for your "free trail" of aol? ...or are you having your phone cut off too? (sorry i've forgotten already)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)

everything's going

i was paying about £55 a month but, when i phoned to cancel, they offered me the same service for £30 a month. just shows how much they're ripping people off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)

Aww *GLEE*

anyone want to buy a large paper weight?
safe with no key - lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)

haha what a tit

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

did someone say boobs?

STRESS RELIEVER lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

Classy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)

who needs 'em?

*squishes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)

Mmm

Other Thoughts: It does not bounce, but it's a good size for playing catch.
The areola was more brown than the one pictured.
I think it's about a B cup.
There is no unpleasant odor.

Bottomline: This is a good quality breast-shaped squishy ball. I recommend it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)

Ah, the perfect gift for my brother

who likes throwing objects off tall buildings

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)

HAHAHA!!

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McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)

Seams to be enjoying himslef.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)

splendid

might i be so bold as make a wee suggestion, after you've cut your subject out just skid over its very edges with your eraser set to stun just to feather them slightly, it'll blend into the background better, or in p'shop layers right at the bottom of that menu is a thing called matting it'll allow you to de-seam the layer by a pixel or two, i tend to do both.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)

Woosh 'n Shoosh . . .

and a Merry Stem Christie to you too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

And to you

I was prompted to do this as "Skiing Hamster" is an anagram of my name - but being as I'm hardly a sleb, it would be a bit big-headed of me to compo it.

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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)

Anagram of my name is "Mr. Hard in a Jockstrap"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)

or, no dix

which is not quite as good

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)

Ok, my real name I meant :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)

dixon isn't real

lies !!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

The Monkier

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)

He's thinking of bananananas!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)

He's not the only one

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)

When did I turn into Tesco Value Graham Norton?

edit: not even Tesco Value. Fucking Lidl own brand.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)

We completed the procedure yesterday, at about 3.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)

mmmm I bet you did. EEEEEHHM

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

My god...

WHAT HAVE WE CREATED

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

I read some news stories today about Eurovision and Norton taking over

Some of the reader comments were absolute gold - along the lines of "Oh no, then that's it - I'm never watching it again as Norton will just be camping it up and not taking the competition seriously"

THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS CAMP!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)

and wogan didn't?

he was really catty about some of the eastern european entries!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)

Link from earlier

www.azg.am/EN/2008121004

It's not now.

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)

Fuck genocide, I want to hear songs about bees wearing crowns

and butterflies playing poker

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)

I think their doing a metal mashup

of mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy...

Will this do?

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)

eeeexcellent.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)

no, shitter then that

happy shopper tea bags

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)

Oh! Dixon!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

That sounds like a fabulous musical

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

today is 'day without a gay' day in california

we're all supposed to stay home and protest the passage of Prop8

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)

pfft

'passage'

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

In California?

They're hoping aren't they!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

And The Governor is nowhere to be found . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)

Full of camp goodness!

Christopher Biggins to star.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)

We can do it, we can do it

We can do it, me and you.
We can do it, we can do it
We can make our dreams come true
Everything you've ever wanted
Is just waiting to be had
Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls
Caressing you, undressing you
And driving you mad

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)

Dick's son Dixon, Oh he's the one for me,
Dick's son Dixon's the one who set me free.
Though I was once a sorry lad, so lost and all forlorn,
Dick's son Dixon came along, snuggled up to keep me warm.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)

I don't feel you are taking this musical seriously at all.

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

Now, from the top!! Ah 1, 2, 3...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)

*sigh*

Dick's son Dixon, Oh he's the one for me!
...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)

GET THOSE LEGS UP HIGHER!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)

hahahaha!

fuck, this director is a nightmare!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)

*puts legs behind head*

there' is that high enough?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)

I don't whether to ask for mindbleach...

or wank myself into a stupor!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)

go for the wanking

you won't be the only one. this is the internet, after all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

That rhyme and your sig......

......

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)

hahahahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)

hahaha!~

*changes sig sharpish*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)

:D hahaha

"Break a leg!"

*CRASH*

"What happened?"

"I broke my leg"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)

I'm not falling for that one again, that's not your leg.

You can rub in the cream yourself.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)

nah, I'm too busy washing my curtains*

*not a euphemism

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)

did mum ship you her bum exercise machine?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

hahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)

Macbeth!

*place bursts into flames*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)

That would be his cousin . . . Bobo . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

I didn't know Mstandot had a cousin.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)

What the fuck have I done?!?!?!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)

Oh Stan!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)

Merely referenced bananas . . . and my family tree . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)

yeah!

bobo's back

likes :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)

Bobo never stops . . . no matter where he is . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)

Quit monkeying around and do some philosophising.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)

Therfore . . . I am !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

I swear that wasn't moving a minute ago!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)

Extra time warp added . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)

how did you photoshop my norks away?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

The un-clone tool . . .

Edit: I did keep the nips as suggested . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

ah, of course!

i'll look like a clone soon, i'll have no belly button!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)

Hummmn . . . a smoothy . . . I like that !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)

yes

when they take my belly skin away and fix my hernia, i'll just tell them not to bother making me a new belly button.

there, now just TRY saying that's a sex-inducing sentence!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)

Inducement is in the mind of the beholder . . .

I be beholdin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)

yes, i can see that

if you behold yourself any tighter, you'll cut off the blood supply

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

Something about the colour purple . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)

Nicely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

Preceiving . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!

have a clicky from me

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)

You speak the truth !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)

*rubs chin*

*enjoys*followed by consequential chuckle

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)

It's kinda catchy . . . hummmn ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)

7 Shape ... Baby of some user or somewhere or other or somemutt!

Ava (T-shirt Available)

7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

_{All 7-Shapes Art: My Public inc. B3tans (Tease Me) | My Goods (Tease Me) | My Bads (Tease Me)}

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)

that child is quite possibly evil

excellent work

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)

Are you still off in a couple of days?

Or have you sorted summat out?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)

couldn't sort anything out

it's all meant to cut off at midnight tomorrow.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

/Vader/Luke.

Hurry back!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)

i'll do my best

unfortunately, i can't see me being able to get back on in less than a year :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

What are you having cut off at midnight tomorrow? O_o

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

my internet, phone and cable

i is poverty-stricken :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

oh noes! That's crap.

You should send me written posts and I will scan them and post them on your behalf. I promise to wear a girly wig while I do it though.

Don't worry lovely, when you get back, fuck all will have changed around here ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)

that is trues

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)

it is crap

but i have to be sensible about it. i can't get a job for quite some time yet, i've got bills to pay, food to buy and not enough money for luxuries. hopefully, i may be back when the weather picks up, as i won't have to spend £15-20 a week on gas

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)

There's more important things than silly b3ta.

There I said it, everyone.

DO YOUR WORST YOU SLANTY-EYED FIENDS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)

Shut up I'm trying to watch Top Gear!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)

*pulls out plug and stands in front of telly with arms folded*

Darling, we need to talk.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)

I am so glad you didn't use the word 'naked' in that sentence!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)

That's implied.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)

Thought so.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)

You are now thinking about me naked.

Progress

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)

Only in sillouette becuse the telly is on....

Damn...you unplugged it.....
*runs to wife*
"Darling make me not feel gay"....."Ok love, shag me hard"...."up the arse"......
D'OH!!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)

oh the dilemma :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)

Oh the fucking chance!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)

See, you straight lads all love the arse.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)

Someone else's

Someone else's which is female.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)

That's implied as well

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)

:D haha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)

boris' lap is bloody funny

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)

I may watch it later on iplayer

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)

i watched it on sunday

my telly has just turned over to e4, which means earl is on.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)

I dont know this Earl of which you speak

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)

my name is earl

great show!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)

oh noes!

can't you get interwebs on your (moble) telefonieoes?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)

i haven't even got a camera on my phone! :)

it's a tacky old piece of shit that my 62-year-old dad didn't want anymore. hell, as long as i can phone people with it, i don't care!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)

I wonder if you can claim on your house insurance?

"hello house insurance people, i seem to have lost my internet, can you send me a new one?"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)

pfff

if only! my insurance is great, it's really cheap because i'm a council tenant(pauper), only £1.79 a week. i'm insured for £9k, which is a lot more than all my shit is worth!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)

Don't you have any good friends who will break into your house as a favour?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)

i had a broken kitchen window for 6 years. it was double-glazed and some little shit had thrown a stone at it and smashed the outer pane. the police wouldn't give me a crime number* to get it fixed free and i couldn't afford to pay for it. i asked my mate to shoot it out with his air rifle, but he refused.
we're not friends any more.

*his mum said he was watching emmerdale with her at the time, lying bitch.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)

Everyone needs friends who are there for you in times of insurance fraud plans.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)

too true

my mate crashed his car recently, he told me to say i was in the car with him, so i could claim for whiplash. i couldn't do it because
a) there's no way i could bring myself to lie in court
b) i was in bingo with about a thousand witnesses.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

ahhh lying in court is another matter

I'm a good boy, I am.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)

indeed it is

i've had a few friends ask me to lie in court. my ex asked when he was trying to claim for injuries, despite the fact that medical evidence showed quite clearly that he was lying. my mate asked me to lie when she attacked her fella, despite the fact that, once again, medical evidence proved she was lying.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)

yeah, you can only get away with perjury if you are an mp

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)

pfff

i just couldn't do it. it's not that i'm incapable of lying, it's just that i refuse to break my word. if i swear an oath to tell the truth, i'll tell the truth no matter what.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)

discomeats sad

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)

me too :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)

Brillyfabbo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)

ham

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

Baby a head !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

coolio

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connor, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)

ooh, that's good

Yay! Another Xara user :)

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)

Weeeeeeee!

Click for bigger (182KB)

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)

Swirly

What is it then ?

(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)

It's actually a shopped mashup

of a painting I did. Which is actually a reworking of a drawing I did when I was sixteen (a loooong time ago now).

I want to be able to travel like this. #:o)

You can see the original in the background here

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)

There is a dessicated foetus on your shoulder

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)

Hmmmm foetus...

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

nicely

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)

oo, nice!

reminds me of terminator

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)

SNICK defensive position . . . or one of those ear things . . . or . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)

Like the image, but not too keen on the red background

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)

I can see that

I quite like the heat it generates. Maybe I'll animate a heat haze. Or maybe not. #:o)

p.s I like red too.

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)

Nice.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)

Ooo, nice.

Reminds me of something I made ages ago...

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)

Gorgeous

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)

She's hot!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)

oh Stan.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)

I imagine a seventies sitcom called 'Oh Stan!'

In which the central character puns a lot a people say "Oh Stan!!" to all his puns!!

*sends idea to Gervais*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

Winner! I'd watch it.

Surely I can't be the only person who seriously wants to watch a whole series of "When The Whistle Blows"?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)

Phew!!

I'm glad it's not just me!!!

"are you avvin' a laff?"
Class.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

"is he avvin a laff? is he avvin a laff?"

But let's face it, I enjoy watching Are You Being Served and comedy of that ilk including Hylda Baker :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)

Me too!

Also website:
www.whenthewhistleblows.co.uk/

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)

haha class stuff

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)

What was that phrase about not looking at the mantlepiece while poking the fire?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)

^this

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

Flame On !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)

^ That's Shit!

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)

Rape within marriage was only abolished in 1992.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)

Yea - but thank god it was!

* I'm off now, to rape some wives...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)

Yours?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)

Not necessarily.. One of them could be yours...

but as long as they are married, that's ok, right?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)

Don't worry, she didn't even clean behind the radiators before i got home from work.

Lazy bitch.

edit: Bye now, off to play some pool.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)

M'Polish colleague's response to a news item

"What, you can't kill women here anymore?"
"No, I'm afraid that's frowned upon now."
"Can you still kill the homeless?"
"Oh yeah, that's okay."

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Yes.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)

haha!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)

pfft

well worded

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)

Wetter is better . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)

one of those. . .

*as old as charles clarke*

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)

BOOK HIM DANNO!

O_o

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)

i read that in william sadler's voice

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)

and so you should

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)

i may have to watch bill and ted later

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)

Someone wanted to use their new spang earlier.

Perfect oportunity, you silly wierdo.

*click*

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)

Let's go surfin' now . . . everybody's learnin' how . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)

:) books holiday

NSFW

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)

More than just the surf's up !

Hang ten !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)

Pfft!

Makes me grin :D

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)

I have just had a fantasic egg, bacon and sausage sandwich

it was fantastic

much like jacob dyer's opinion of bristol

edit: and for some reason I clicked reply in the wrong place

this is also fantastic!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)

I am happy for you and the fantastic sandwich which it was.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)

I am glad you are happy at the sandwich situation

and hope that you also have a great sandwich in the near future

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)

that sounds scrummy!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)

indeed, it was

and now I drink some sugary neurotoxin diluted with carbolic acid to wash it down :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)

Woo!

Can I drop this spam here please?

dpd

[EDIT: The woo was the important part of this post, btw.]

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)

Sorry about your delivery nightmare.

They're all crap as far as I can tell. PS I bumped into Ian Paisley in the Commons lobby on an A Level outing, he was fucking huge. Your profile is fucking insane. Also, you need to get over this whole having a poo thing.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)

message received and understood!

down with dpd

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)

Down with this sort of thing.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

i love their 1974 classic, Woolterloo

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)

haha

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)

i'm also fond of their catchy little ditty

gimme gimme gimme a ram after midnight

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)

splendid work madam!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)

i know my sheep

and abba, of course ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)

Maaaaaaaa

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)

WOO!

Indeed.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)

baby formula

Click for bigger (67KB)

(Bort Marley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)

haha!

and a big pfft to 'simulac'!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)

hahaha

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)

it's what she wouold have wanted

bless

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

You remind me of someone else on here, but i forgot their name.

They have a really good website, if someone knows who i mean can the provide me linksys?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)

I can provide you linksys

here

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)

Ta mate...

I predict many laughs in the coming minutes.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)

Ah bumhole, i replied before i clicked.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)

hahaha

haha

that's quite bumhole indeed

I had my own bumhole incident above with miscreant clickment

oh well, we're all doomed anyway :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)

they'd better not have done that with my grandma!

she was an alcoholic with a false leg, she'd have tainted the milk!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)

hahahah

I love these. What took you so long, you lurker?!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)

i was busy figuring out exactly what you love

as to make a perfect debut

(Bort Marley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)

Top Answer, SHCWERSCHWERSCHWERSCHWER!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)

well, it worked

have a beer, some ice cream or a cookie.

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)

This is how BSE started in cattle

Feeding old mad cows to youngsteers

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

RAARRRRRRGH

Now must get on and make cakes. Night all.

(

Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)

run, snail, or the giant cock will bum you silly!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)

Fucking French!

EDIT: I'm going to have to get RF tester as I bought I microwave today and when I use it I can't get WIFI!
This is slightly worrying!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)

hahaha

Just don't forget when you are downloading a big file

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)

I did that earlier (curry last night)

It was a Sainsbury's budget one. Only 25 quid! It's very annoying when you're listening to the radio online though.

EDIT EDIT: Has anyone been watching 101 Challanges on C4? One of the best programmes on telly atm. It's a complete rarity to find a programme where the people a just having a ball making and that transfers to the viewers.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)

internet or food, food or internet

GOD DAMN YOU MICROWAVE!!!!!!!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)

Well I could do with losing a few pounds

Man can not live on Triple J alone!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)

ahem

7 stones in 4 months
*gloats*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)

Change the channel on the router mate.

Could also be wireless phones interfering.

/relurks

(

johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)

I distrust that forest very much.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)

punchline: What are you crying for? I've got to walk out of here alone.

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)

RAH!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)

Oh noes! It's the hometime aye-aye...

Bye bye you lovely b3tans.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)

*is entranced*

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)

following the footsteps of a rag doll dance

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)

Aye Ayes for the win :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)

aye-aye and bye-bye

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)

god, look at him shag that branch

woo

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)

*waves*

Byeeee!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)

Hahaha

WHat is fucking it from behind? Is it Peaches?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)

Oh, that's right, leave us with this and then run off

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)

Here's an anagram for you

(

revolution now 👊, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)

Arf

(

WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Yes

Would

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)

aww!

The sheepdog, not the prepubescent little slaggychops :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)

that's not so much an anagram

as an accurate description

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)

Win. Fucking win.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

Tonight on ITV 1, with Danny Baker

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)

Hmm?

What?

Am I?

Shit, I'd best be getting a move on then.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)

Win, Loose, Draw

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)

Well I'm win, then.

Anyone who argues will be punched in the face.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)

Punch Danny then

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)

Now, *that* programme I'd watch.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)

Tonight on Channel 4, Punch Danny, Kick Chris

A hundred people get the chance to punch Danny Baker and kick Chris Evans in his bollocks

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)

I LIKE CHRIS EVANS.

He's nice.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)

annoying

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)

I barely remember him

but I don't remember him being that much of an arse. Why is it people hate Danny Baker and yet Johnny Vaughn's still on my telly?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)

Johnny Vaughn is still on TV, fucking hell

It is bad enough that he is still on the radio, thank fuck I can't get capitol any more

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)

Yeah, that was another reason to move out of London.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)

not been able to get it here for at least 5 years

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)

I have yet to find a reason for Johnny Vaughn.

But when I do, I shall destroy both the reason, and him.

I'm on a mission, y'see.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)

*hug* you're too cool for school.

Big love pet, I'm off hame.

Yes, hame. I'm being Bucksy. xxx

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)

*Hugs*

G'night, lovely!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)

hhahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)

hahahaha

that made laugh loudly

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

Thanks.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

This is late in the compo, but should be a winnar.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)

Hahaha

Have my new spang!

EDIT: It's sad when you stop a movie and screenshot it as you b3ta brain kicks in!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)

Hahaha

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)

^ Would (Both of them)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)

Have

Both of them:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)

Why does this not surprise me?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)

because you were there

filming

filming and wanking

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)

THAT IS UNTRUE!

He was never filming.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)

However... ^ this is true and I was there wanking..

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)

a rare delight

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)

truely ace

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)

Hahaha splendid

I hope this goes around the world!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)

Any animation of a dog dragging its arse is hilarious.

(

Halk, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)

Any?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

Yes.

But yours is a particularly good one too.

(

Halk, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)

hahahaha

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)

Yachting!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)

she looks a bit bewildered

is she on drugs?

LOL

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)

No,

just a bit itchy

EDIT: PS thanks for all the clickage, everyone :-D

(

revolution now 👊, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)

wrong kind of drugs :/

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)

hahaha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)

last-minute compo shitness

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)

Coctocacti?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)

you know i love this little chap :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)

he aint little

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)

his middle cock has a tiny little pube.

(

WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)

hes just reached puberty

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

really?

and where can i find such a creature?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

Leeds

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

i'm not going there

it smells.
or so i've been told.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)

its not that bad actually

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)

i'll take your word for it

i went to hull once, it lived up to expectations.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)

splufftastic :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)

Cocktus?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)

not quite

filename for de-ris

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)

My RIS just got bigger

and grew some fins

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

christina ricci

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)

Well, that's the last we should be hearing from Lucy man. She's probably stuffing herself down the incinerator about now. You know what we need? We need some opium.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)

i need opium!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)

*waits for white rabbit to peak*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)

hehehe

not thin enough though

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)

she is swollen after the rainy season

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)

the head is the right size

She does have a large head

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)

she's like an emo lollipop

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)

hahaha

best description I've heard about her, I also like your "I like the sausage to much to go vegetarian" from yesterday

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)

heheh

i actually said vagitarian, i.e someone who eats the vag ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)

i am cold from working outside all day, my brain is still frozen

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)

put your head on a radiator

that should defrost your brain and crisp your ear up nicely.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)

New compos seem to have drifted in to Thursdays for some reason.

Maybe it's just me but the success of out b3ta overloads seems to coincide with management tardiness.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)

ah well, this one has been rather good

if somewhat RIS-inducing

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)

So you're improving then?:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)

possibly

though unlikely ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)

Are you still using MSPaint?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)

yep

but i'll be going offline from midnight tomorrow, so it's not worth trying anything else just now.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)

Whatcha gonna do, when Hulk Wogan runs wild on you???

(

Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

Spunk in its eye etc.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)

*fears*

*escapes to pub*

Laters :D

wttp btw, even if id does make me feel a little queasy

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)

HULK SMASH!

*awaits Mr Horrible*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)

Divorce him, start shagging my dickhead son's best mate

and generally swan around looking like a fat Pamela Anderson in Margarita Pracatan's wardrobe cast-offs.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)

Sounds like you've thought this one out

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)

His ex wife's a bitch, basically.

i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn128/nicole10112/gallery_main-0602_linda_hogan_19bf_.jpg

that's her, with her teenage boyfriend. Ew.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)

Are they real people?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)

Sort of. Americans.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)

So not real people then?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)

Of course not.

Even his daughter looks like she could snap you in half.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

Or you could just go for a car ride with his son.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)

No they are celebrity people, made from gloss and silicone.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)

Glaven O_o

She looks like she has stolen some ones skin, put it on and stretched the fuck out of it

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)

"reptillian alien"

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)

Nice hooters though

even if they are paid for.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)

fooking hell, you are hitting the nail on the head there :D

Never liked him, got a feeling that he will be found out as a kiddie fiddler

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)

Oh I love the Hulk, it's his ex that I think is a cunt.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)

No, there is some thing there waiting to be found out

Not having seen any thing of his wife (apart from the pic ^), his daughter is a shit though

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)

Takes after her mother.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)

ah, like that then

nothing upstairs and a big hole downstairs

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)

Exactomundo.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)

You are ribald

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)

I am blue riband.

Nommy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)

not had a blue riband for a while

they are like kikkats, you just eat too many of them in one go

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)

hahaha,

indeed.

(

Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)

Take it like a man

then try and hold together my tattered anus and make it to the nearest medical facility.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)

Why does it always rain in my images?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)

Because you secretly harbour and unconscious desire to wee on EVERYONE.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)

You mean you don't?

Well that's destroyed my fantasies.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)

I get performance anxiety.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)

But what if I'd been stung by a jellyfish?!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)

You'd have to wait till I needed to go.

Or give me lots of coffee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)

Not true.

Earlier, I saw one of your images with my own eyes, and it had snows in it. Hah.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)

I challenge you to take this one step further

and make it rain in each and every animation or fluffy kitten pic you'll post from now on

/edit: and get an icon, you bum. and make it rain on it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)

Indeed.

He joined after me and has done 5x the posts!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)

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