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OMG it's Spidergorillachameleonman!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

KILL IT IN THE FUCK!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

Bhist on a Crike!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

Hahaha

Why one earth does it remind me of Prince?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

*Sues*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

*Sweeps*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

*plays polo with prince charles*

see what I did there?

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

Yes

coz that's what I was setting chenobble up for.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

Got in there first!

Yay me!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

Actually for me to set it up means that I get in ther first.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

No one ever remembers

the straight man.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)

I missed it entirely

I'm very slow today.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)

and he's ripped!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

*stamps on it with hobnail boots*

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

WHAT IN THE NAME OF SOD?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

Arrrgh!!!!!

Have a flyder..

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

how can we be sure

it isn't a spy?

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

Hehehe. Sharp.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

I try me best!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

Take off and nuke it from orbit

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

It's the only way to be sure...

right?

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

EXACTLY

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)

EEP

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

Ack, take it away.

'kin spiders.

*Shudders*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

*fetches pint glass*

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

I'll need a ship and a crew of 12 men and true

we'll sail around the horn and come back with spices and silks the like of which you've only dreamt of!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)

*ties demonstration bowline*

I've thrice bested the horn. Can I join 'ee?

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)

yaaarrrrr

- sorry, that means "yes"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)

arrrrrr!

that means 'yay!'...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)

wouldn't it be great if fillum characters did this translation all the time?

no more subtitles!
"Mai oui, cherie -- that means, I'd love to dearie, but I have to get on this train so I can get blown up in the next scene"

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

indeed!

it'd make things much easier to follow...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

you cannot escape the arms of smoke!

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

they are actually blurred gorilla arms

;-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

lies!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

Welcome to...

Click for bigger (136 kb)

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)

ahah beggora! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)

+5 Hats of eternal darkness ftw!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

are you still ignoring me, you gimp?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)

you are, aren't you?

LA LA LA LA I bummed your dog LA LA LA LA

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

LA LA LA LA

I touched your brother inappropriately LA LA LA

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

LA LA LA LA

I done a poo in your cistern LA LA LA LA

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

best. insut. ever.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

it's called a "toploader" apparently

I'm moving house soon- might leave the new tenants with a surprise

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

hahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hahaha

I just took about 10 people off ignore. You weren't on the list though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

am i now on or off?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

*ignores*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)

you smell of cheese.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)

hahaHA!

I didn't ignore you after all

You smell of wee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)

of course not

I am light and fluffy and inoffensive.
Can't understand why Riverghost would have me on ignore

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)

It actually seems he does

How strange

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)

didn't you have a spaz attack once and get all unhappy?

or was that someone else, or was it well justified?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)

ah hangon i remember the whole thing with eddie fingers.

*shrugs*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)

there was something with him

what I don't know what that has to do with riverghost, unless....

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

I cleared my ignore list yesterday

Then immediately re-added 4 people.

Not a bad count really.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)

you miss all the fun if you are ignoring people

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)

with obvious exceptions, naturally

*cough*

Pasanonic

*cough*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)

do you think he ever logs out just to take a look

kind of like picking at a scab, or peeking at the daleks from behind the sofa

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

The scab analogy works better for him, I think

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)

I never did ignore people until recently

but there are some people that I'll just keep ignoring ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)

William Hill have the odds on ClanSoul being one of them

at 3-1

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)

Shopped pics only please.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

the plane, the plane

tobesuretobesure

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

Ahh! Just look at the little leprechaun!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

ahahahahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

hahaha

starring Ricardo Montalblarney and Herve Bill O'Shay?

Have a click.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

You mean Ireland isn't like this?!

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

*Looks around*

It is.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)

Ireland is a lot like Vagabond's images...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

*Fears the constant diagonal Irish rain*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)

it doesn't rain?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)

but less bluey and purply?

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

Unless it's had a good kicking.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

Depends how much

poitín you have drunk....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

hahahahhaha! *click*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

t'be sure

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

Nick Nack Paddy Whack

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

potatoes and begorragh

bejaysus and stuff.

woo!

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

ha ha ha

He's almost proper pint sized

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)

I like this film

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

That was on TV the other night.

Still not sure if I like the film or not. Mainly because I find Andy Kaufman unlikeable.

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)

love Carrey

didnt like this film :D

TJ : does anyone know how or know a good website that will tell me how to get mySql to work with apache/php? i've got apache and PHP to work together but i cant get it to see mySql :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

I don't love Carrey

Did love this film:P

EDIT: Have you tried a large hammer and threatening gestures?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

I love you

I don't love you

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

hahaha

good idea :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

Yes Man was a welcome return to form!

RE TJ: Have you checked the permissions?

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

looking forward to seeing it

my fav carrey films are his less manic ones eg truman show :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)

Yes Man is like Liar Liar with less gurning.

I think you'll like it

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

sounds good :D

i read once that he thinks his face will oneday just fall off :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

*awaits that day*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

i did this phpinfo thing

which tells you what services are available - if i do it on-line on a friends website it'll come up with mysql - but here it wont

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

Normally, if you can see it from one and not t'other, it's permissions.

Check what logins have what access to mysql. It'll need write as well as read

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

right - cheers

i'll have a look - thanks :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)

What are you having problems with?

WAMP / LAMP should work out of the box, no?

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

its all working apart from the Mysql

i'm trying to do it locally (ooh err)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

What about Jim Carrey? Eh?

Never mind.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)

I can take him or leave him

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

Arf.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)

good film

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

hehehe

an annoying man who is intermittently funny playing an annoying man who was intermittently funnier.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)

with issues

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

class

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)

TJ!

FUCK BOLLOX WANK!!!

I missed my 50000!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

delete 82 posts

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

nah - it won't work

they tried something similar in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)

That's it! Run the internet backwards!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

WHY - IT COULD JUST WORK!

To the Wayback Machine!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

In fact The Mods could probaly manipulate Ghosties post count....

....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)

oooohh, nasty...

only 600 until my 10k.... I better not pissing well miss that!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

*prepares*

*with lube*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

Try SCIENCE™

that should help you fix the problem.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

failing that

Try Religion™!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

Hahaha

What sort of idiot do you take me for?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

damn

you have passed the test

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)

everyone knows RELIGION!® is more effective

edit: mindpissage to teh max!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)

*wipes drips on curtains*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

O_o

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)

Hahaha

They look so nonchanlant about the whole affair.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)

That clacking would be so annoiying, no-one would attack!!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)

hahaha!

that takes balls.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

hehe

and compo it!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

hey everyone I have a new compo suggestion: blackpool tower lol

nice newton's cradle

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

It's not compoed ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)

yeah i noticed but the compo has been shop the powerstation

or the dog's home

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

Tell you what mate

do a caricature of John Bolton to cheer yourself up

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

pfft, who's john bolton?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

oh christ fish in a barrel with a shotgun

meh im not spending more than a couple of minutes on it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

the dog's home?

I didn't even notice him go out.

(sorry)

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

www.instantrimshot.com

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

groovy!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

BOOM BOOM

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

omglol

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

LOLZORDS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

Hahaha

I wonder if panda poo is black and white.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

and do they call it 'plop plop'?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

All these questions and more can be answered in our new magazine

Issue one comes with this attactive binder and with the low price of £1.99.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

What is it called?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)

Panda Bear Digest?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

-ive ruminations?

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Just Flange, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

"I love Arses"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)

Hehehe why did I imagine that in a Cornish accent?

No It's called 'Panda Molester Weekly

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

Now I want a cornish pasty!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)

There's a new Cornish Pasty shop just down the road from me

Real proper ones too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

I love Pandas!

best of all the endangered species

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thistle, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)

Pfffrrrtt!

Marvelous!

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Vulthoom, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

hahahaha!

Real lols!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

hehehe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)

haha

grand

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)

hahaha

I like the moustache

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

great

stuff! (and nice use of the oft-neglected semi-colon)

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

haha...

outsized misshapen goofy?

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

exactly

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Kaiser, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

hahaha

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Kaiser, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

*uses as teatowel holder*

haha

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

Hahaha

I think that would sell as a novelty item!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

www.amazon.co.uk/White-Dog-End-Towel-Holder/dp/B001DSQM3M

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)

that's just great!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)

(faps)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

hahahahahah office lols :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

it's the opposite of ricky gervais...it's a funny arsehole!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)

hahahaha

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

that's why they don't reproduce!

just the one hole

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)

Utter Genius.

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

hahaha

braw

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)

They love him after all!

De-RIS: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7859039.stm

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)

This scares me.

Also I thought I'd do this for tribob's randomness.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha!

Nice to see JPG in the charts! ;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

There's a jpeg in the charts?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

Prolly in the download charts,

the cover pic for example.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)

Ah but that just accompanies the download.

It's the song that's in the chart. Lies! Lies! Shepherds pies!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

Oi!

I feckin' heard that!

*kills*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)

*krills*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

*planktons*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

That's a standard measurement in the plank industry that is.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

you remembered to alter the song name in the bottom-right boxout

but not the artist name :(

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

Oops!

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)

Good old Sid...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

interesting

*takes notes*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

A...yak yak yak yak yak...

You sir are bonkers ;) Which is why I love you so *clicks*

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Ninj, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

Hra hra hra hra

Surely?

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You loon :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

YOU LIE!

Neil Patrick Harris is not gay, he's a 'shroom-fueled whore-fucking womaniser! I know it's true because I saw it in a film.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

Yeah I know!

But Barney is a willie woofter!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uwaglBxUp8g

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)

*googles*

It seems that you are correct after all. Carry on.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

Do you watch How I Met Your Mother?

For me, it just goes to show how good an actor he is :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

ahahaha

but a henry hoover would not fit into the hand-luggage size checker thingy

so I don't think this would work.10/10 for the imagelols, but only 6.5/10 for the idea

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

6.5???

Sir is too generous.

Nothing above a 2 from me!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

One of those little desk top ones would...

/pedant

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

haha

I got one of those for Xmas. It's right next to me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

But that's the micro-Henry, it'll fit into regulation sized baggage.

Sid James is a dwarf that's why it looks like a full-scale model.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

It's all in the details sir

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

Perspective.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

1 microhenry = .000001 weber/ampere

Just for information.

Hilarious inductance joke*

*may not be hilarious

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Vulthoom, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)

there is some capacitance for resistance here. So things will be rather oscillatory.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)

bet that slays them at IEEE meetings

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

did you stub your toe mid way through writing that post?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

It has them rolling in the aisles

Where their momentum p=mv and the slope of the aisle (q) is a constant.

Ahh.. the old ones are still the best.

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Vulthoom, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

The Coefficcient of friction did it!

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first asked for a pint. The second asked for half a pint and the third asked for a quarter of a pint and so on.

The barman said "There's your 2 pints now drink up and fuck off"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

ed: fuck too much beer

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)

O_O

Also NING ALL!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

hahha

what?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

It's crazy...

but it might just work. And it's the only chance we've got!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

heh O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

ha ha

wonderful :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

Hahaha!

Googling for the source image must have beeen...interesting...

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Vulthoom, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

hyuk hyuk hyuk

Nice pipe action :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

That's what Sid's thinking too!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

Awesome

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

Sound advice Sid

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

moley, you are quite obviously mad. :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)

Hahaha!

Top stuff!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)

I can think of something else to try.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)

Dirty boy.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

smoking is a filthy habit yes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

hahahaha... what!!??!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)

*looks forward to dinner tonight*

albeit lamb, not prok.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

I'm being ejected to the pub* tonight

as Mrs Savalas has 30 or so cackling ladies over looking at sexy undies and vibrators

*secret hideout under the stairs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

You'll be video-ing, I take it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

from several angles

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

*sends Mr Savalas a stamped addressed envelope for the DV tapes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

they'll be available on Limewire

and all good P2P networks

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)

Is limewire still going?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

Yep

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)

THERE AIN'T NO JUSTICE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

huh?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)

something to do with the fact that i am not attending parties such as this.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)

ah - now you'e competed the sentence I understand

you can come if you wish

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

i will about five minutes after i get the videos...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

The California Highway of Pork?

I hope so!

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

Was this what you were getting at?

images.chips-tv.com/redir.cgi/Sounds/Theme.wav

If so, HUGE woo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

I was

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

HUGE woo!

and any excuse to link the ChiPs theme is always welcome

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

compo it? *runs*

christ i gotta start work, am i top of the stats by miles again?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

only by 200 or so, start replying to yourself, bump the tally up a bit.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

That Erik Estrada

is such a ham...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm.....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

indeed

now all they need is police bikes and nice teeth

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmMeaty!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)

Couldn't agree more!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)

Meanwhile at number 10, credit crunch celebrations are in full swing!

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)

Oh my!

Hahahahaha!

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)

PLAYA!

I loved that bit of that film

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

I didn't realise it was tom cruise

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

I know

either he has a sense of humour or he's able to pretend to have a sense of humour. I'm not sure which would be more shocking.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

I think he actually does. I saw him on the Jonathan Woss show last Friday

He came across very well - cool, charming, and able to take and make a joke at the expense of himself.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

This is some alternate-reality Tom Cruise, is it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

Hahahaha

Seriously, though - I thought he came across really well - even though I wanted to hate him.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

You'll be joining scientology next

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

If he wants the books,

I have them....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

He's just very good at protecting his rep/image now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

Well he's doing a fine job of it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

I didnt know he was in it until seeing him

on Jonathon Ross last week. But then again, I hadnt seen the film then either :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

it's worth seeing

it's no Zoolander, but it's still not a bad Stiller joint

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

I have seen it now.

I downloaded it after seeing that clip and the way that Stephen Fry raved about it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I watched that for the first time the other day. It was terrific :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

My boss watched it last night and said he thought it was shit!

Such a fool. I really enjoyed it

Best thing Cruise has ever done

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

Yeah, me and my GF watched it last night.

I have to say it looks like it cost well over a hundred million dollars to make. I liked it as well.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

Still cheaper than Evan Almighty though...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

Indeed.

They would have been better off setting fire to that money and using it as mattress stuffing.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

I myself actually quite enjoyed Evan Almighty,

But then again, I have a thing for Steve Carrell and terrible movies :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

is this from Tropic Thunder

can't wait to see it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)

Yeah it is!

It is fucking ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

I like the creepy hand grasping for darling's groin

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

It does interfere with budget anouncements somewhat thought...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

hahaha

that's ace.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

I didn't find that Tom Cruise scene funny at all.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

hehehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

Kid n Play?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

Keenan and Kel?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)

Nah,

Fresh Prince n Jazzy Jeff

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)

Sonny n Cher?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

Abbot and Costello?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

Ant and Dec?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

Extra super!

edit: Tony used to dance for Norn Ireland

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

Yay

dance, gordon, dance!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)

hmmm

my shift key is not what it once was

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)

Wonderful!

That role actually forced me to re-evaluate my opinion of Tom Cruise as an actor...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)

Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night all.

I recently did an image for another board concerning a tournament for Team Fortress 2. I haven't received any criticism from it yet though. Would someone care to critique it?
Probably NSFW due to language, and it's a 1024x768 so it's somewhat big.
img140.imageshack.us/img140/8913/123327906358ia6.png

(The Worst Photoshopper Ever, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)

Mmmm Faggots!

I like the composition. But I won't pretend to know anything about Team Fortress 2

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)

4chan is the other way, matey

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)

Heh.

Perhaps you should get off the notion that everyone from 4chan is horrible, and the assumption that I came from 4chan to begin with. I didn't, in fact.

I won't even normally post 4chan-meme related stuff, but I needed a bit of critique. That is all.

(The Worst Photoshopper Ever, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)

Alright

your image is too crowded

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

Don't worry

I wouldn't know a 4chan meme unless it slapped me in the face and someone said...

"OI BARBIE! You've just been slapped in the face by a 4chan meme, you muppet!!"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

You have to admit though, MOST people from 4chan are retarded arsemonglers.

And we've been getting too many 4chan tools coming by here the last few months :(

Critique: err... not enough kittens for b3ta's preference. As to whether it appeals to TF2 folk... hard to say. There's no actual faggotry happening. It's a bunch of toons pasted onto some screenshots with some inner and outer glow blended onto them... It's not promoting a particular tourney because it has no event details... tbh I'm not sure why you've done it. That's a contructive criticism. To me a piece should have a purpose. A collage of clippings is not creative art and it's not a poster, so I'm not sure what you've created.

Anyway, good luck to you. Pull up a kitten next :)

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Ratsta, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)

ok then...it's fucking huge. there.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)

that's fine to post on board if you shrunk it to 100kb instead of 1.5meg.

nicely.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)

because we love pictures posted that are 1024px × 768px ?

careful now.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

yeah might need a bit of shrinking in size as well

although, there never used to be a limit on that, can't remember if it got a mention in the revised faq. but as sushi says, 3mb anims have been posted.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)

I at no point said it made it right though did I....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

true that, i was more refering to the hypocrisy of the poster and the moderation exercised.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

Some rough edges

also a bit massive for this board (1MB)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

Warning,

whatever you do, never post a 1 meg image on the board. Unless you are Joel ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

that was fucking awful.

Oh oh oh i think i'll post a 3 mb image, she'll be right, i've got a double digit usernumber.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hm.

It's supposed to be a link. Is it showing up as an image?

(The Worst Photoshopper Ever, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

No it's fine as a link

might want to warn people of the size though before they click ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)

no, links are good for oversized images

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)

It's fine

It's showing on a link. Optimise down to 100k and save a copy to post on the board and then link to your mahoosive version with a little warning that it's over a meg.

Some people are on limited broadbands. I'm leeching the company internets so I'm laughing

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

Yes indeed. k3b/-\b will.

In fact, I think he already might have done.

So, that's all good, then. Time for a nice cup of tea, I reckon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)

if im not swearing im trying to be polite and friendly, i can't help if im naturally blunt and tactless

there we go, open goal...want me to tap it in for you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

I say!

I'd offer a reach-around, but you'll have to undo these handcuffs first.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

bugger that I'll get the bolt cutters...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)

it's nice

but I have no idea what it's about, which probably doesn't help you any

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

i have nothing constructive to say

so have this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

hahahahaha!

I used to love faggotrs when I was a kid (oo-er)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

faggots and fags what more could any man desire

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

A bathtub filled with Chilean Merlot.

Darn. I said that out loud, didn't I?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)

Critique

First off the figures show significant aliasing around their borders, and the embossing filter is not necessary to imply depth as the figures are already three dimensional. If they need separating from the background then a drop shadow is a less intrusive way to do it. They could also stand to be a little further from the edges.

For the background the cropped images in four corners is fine, if a little busy, the centralised scene dropped on top makes it look a little confusing. It would be fairly simple to reduce the overall opacity of the background to make it compete less with the foreground text and images. Alternatively, using a single scene will increase the clarity.

Things like this tend to work better if they more accurately ape the original style of the release artwork. I would have set the text in the same way as the official TF2 title block (with fall-away depth blocks) to make the reference more direct, and to allow the text to sit in the centre of the layout. As it is, the text sits too close to the edge, and in parts it clips the figures.

Apart from that it is an OK cut and paste job.

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)

Hahaha!

He was asking for it!

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Vulthoom, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

Its a bit shit

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WormuIus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)

Damn

he's ugly.

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)

but he's also rich

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

Not rich enough.

He'd need to be renting Buck Palace back to the Queen before I'd touch him with yours

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

ALW is fit only for 'the punisher'...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)

the Apologiser, surely?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)

He he he

That too...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)

and this is what andrew lloyd webber looks like on the toilet

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)

he's shit all over his legs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)

Reminds me of a great lost consonant

gag that Graham Rawle wasn't allowed to publish:
"Lloyd-Webber writes another hit musical"

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)

In the words of Linkin Park; "I tried so hard, but in the end, it doesn't really matter"

CFB

In other news, I'm quoting Linkin Park. I used to be young and beautiful - whereever did it all go wrong?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

when you started listening to Linkin Park?

(woo too to you)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

Cheers my man.

And I agree - quoting Linkin Park and humanity are diametric opposites.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)

Listen to this to clear linkin park from your head....

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwh3FmpZ7kg

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

You utter, utter bastard.

I'm not a religious man, but I'm pretty sure what you just did is a major sin in the eyes of god.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)

LOL!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mh2SVuX03h4

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

no that would be this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=inIuYren8jg

offensive to Christians, don't like it, go nail your genitals to a cross.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

gotta

love the Tiger Lillies...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

I hear they're not great fans of this either

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)

That's where you're wrong.

Us christians love a bit of buggery!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)

I thought that was just the Catholics

and then, only choirboys

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)

I think you will find young lady,

that as a Catholic, I am a Christian ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

But if you're a Christian, you're not necessarily Catholic

Aha!

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Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)

What the hell is that shite?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)

have some HMHB to cleanse your ears

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JC03Su5X18Y

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)

Yay for Half Man Half Biscuit :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)

a humourus song about the cruxifiction

i did warn everyone...you want a hammer...no, magnifying glass :D

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)

hamsters ftw

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)

you started 'singing'..that's where

you lip pierced hobbit.

/not a Stinkin Park fan

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

and so we're back to rain.

stop crying...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

i think its sleet actually

or fast snow

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)

TEARS OF AN EMO!!!

i was listening to mcr earlier this was no better...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

Why is there always a layer of asphyxiating cling film over the top of your pictures?

*chokes*

(tis ver' woo sir!)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)

Thank you, monsieur.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)

Marvellous, mind if I pea this here?

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Ninj, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

*snorts coffee out of nose*

fantastic!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

hahaha

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

AAAAAhahahahahahaha!

*Clickery of the best kind*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

Cheers me dears...

Your pics are very 'Sin City' and very WOOsome. They have a wonderful style sir!

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Ninj, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)

Cheers, man - yeah

I started off trying to Sin Citify stuff, and tried to develop it from there.

Yesserdi I treated myself to a day off, and went about town (Mordor) taking pix. Somewhat ironically, I was told off by security in the Tate Modern for using a tripod.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

hahahahahahahah! dear oh dear..... :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)

Magnificently moody

as ever, sir.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

Thank you, Sir.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

I would never quote Linkin Park songs and people who do so drive me mad

thanks to you, i'm one step closer to the edge, and i'm about to break

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

Pffft.

It's like you're paranoid - going out of your mind oh god oh god oh god MAKE IT STOP SOMEONE PLEASE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)

Argh, too much LP kills the senses, in fact, you could say:

I've become so numb

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)

*opens umbrella*

top work as always, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)

Hooray!

*umbrellas at dawn*

Ashley - Umbrellas At Dawn would be a good name for a Barbershop Quartet, that sang Sisters Of Mercy covers.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)

Wibble wibble...

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Ninj, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)

do you really want to hurt me?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

*kicks in the shin*

Yes, it appears I do....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)

Look you've made me cry

na na na na na naaaaaa na na na oooooooh ooooh

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

Ha!

He deserved to go to jail, I mean, did he really have to hurt him?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

nifty

perhaps you should have lowered his arms 20 degrees and shopped the guards with their cocks out

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

o_O

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

Perhaps if he stuck a broom up his arse

he could have swept the floor as well

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)

heheheheh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

haha

fruitloop :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

Ha!

Yep, he's definitely up for the 'Hatstand' award...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)

very good. Nice one Ninj.

Also - not sure where I heard this recently - the original title for that film was The Madness of King George III but they had to change it so people wouldn't think they'd missed I and II

yes - okay - by people I mean Americans. By Americans I mean porcine idiots

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)

I'm guessing that by the use of the word 'people'

we are talking about our brethren in North America, yes?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

Spot on JP

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Ninj, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

That sounds plausible

By "people" I think you mean "Americans"...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

He's completely

bonkers! woo.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

Ace as ever!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

loony toons

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

Well that should stop the little blighters

(King Keepo has absolutely no idea what he's doing, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

aaaaaaargh

I am addicted that game but cannot finish it, it is slow torture

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Ha!

I thought it was a game of minesweeper at first! LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

ha ha ha

very very good

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

wasted too much time on the game

like that, clickies

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

heheheh

good stuff.

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

is that that flash game? it looks familar

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

...nope not a clue

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

desktop tower defense

www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/Game.asp

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

ah!...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)

Sorry, but I'm RISing like a spack with a Rubick's Cube™

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

from memory it's a flash game called defender...boom boom

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

ah, never played it....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

don't google for

desktop tower defence - it is time you will not get back

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

brilliant

(sorry., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)

Bit late, but RIP Harold...

but RIP Harold...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

I know that bear!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

He's desperate for the work

these days. Very sad...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

heard he switched agent

you can rent him at half price on tuesdays

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

Hahahaha

Excellent :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

hahaha

*click*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

yay!

and phew! thought I'd gone too high-brow there for a minute...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

*clicks*

*Snagglepuss Appreciation Society member*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)

Seamed the right thing to do at the time

(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)

*gets*

arf!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)

aha!

another of the literary b3tans!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)

to be honest

it was only since his death that I learned anything

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)

Often the way, innit?

At least he got the Nobel Prize just before he carked it...

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)

Hahahaha!

Most amusing

*clicks

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Vulthoom, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)

ta very much!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

\o/

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

hahahah

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

you do worry me sometimes... in a good way

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

what's in the bottle?

brown sauce or booze?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

Good old Newcastle Brown Ale

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

now made in Gateshead

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

ah!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

Tooheys

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

why why why does everyone think aussies have no taste?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

we've all met one

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

^ better answer, right there

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

talk to a dutchman: free spittle shower!

*runs*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

*grenades*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

i've met plenty of english too

the delusions of grandeur are staggering.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

and imagine...

they shipped off their crap ones to Oz....

Classic.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

stack a garden full of shit and beautiful roses grow.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)

You might find rose seeds help...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

they're typically grafted from other rosebushes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

Indeed they are...

I'll let the cogs turn on that one... ;)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

do you need me to edit for a different flower?

besides they still thrive in shit and blood and bone.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

Nah, I'm happy to leave my horticultural inexperience loose on the world...

it was more an implication that the ruling classes keeping an eye on the prisoners were the source of the roses...

And for the record, I've never met an Aussie I didn't like. :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)

i saw something on the beeb news that we were having a republican debate again

i enjoyed not only the inaccuracy in the report it's timeliness, but also the bias that comes from interviewing brummie immigrants!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)

Ha ha ha

to be fair, they're not exactly the cream of the UK either...

Oh lord, I'm offending everyone now... May as well dye my hair ginger and call myself Jim Davidson...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)

You are Dr D.G. Hessayon

aicmfp

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)

better than

delusions of adequacy :D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)

having said all of this

some of my very close personal friends are Aussies and they're a bang up lovely bunch of people.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

*shuns*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

*shunts*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)

*Ivor The Engines*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

i prefer realism.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)

talk about an open goal...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

I've been there.

I felt all smug (and I'm a right gyppo).

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

and so you should.

It's like Visiting Hours, on a national scale.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)

you are?

*starts walking backwards* slowly....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

she was bare knuckle fist fighting champion 3 years in a row

until those bastards from Scotch Corner showed up.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

Yep.

I could still 'ave you, so watch it.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

Well...

maybe just a little bit :)

I have an "estuary" accent. It's not good.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

you sound like a river flowing into the sea

... how do you manage to make yourself understood?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

what is an estuary accent?

(name a celebrity?)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)

Barry Humphries

oh, wait - you said celebrity.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

Can't think of any...

It's sort of a bit like cockney, but less comedic. Not particularly "backward" sounding, that's a bit further north from Kent ;)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

seeing the harbour bridge and getting in peoples way at darling harbour does not count.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

Damn.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

Newcastle Brown Ale

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

i should try and get my mits on some. been looking for bucky apparently aus is a large importer of it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

it's hardly a taste revelation

Bucky is for kids, jakies and grandmas

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

ahahahahahahaha!

'a taste revelation'

You could have a job here, you know.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

I'm not sure they'd dig the "Bucky is for kids, jaykies and grandmas" ... unless that was a demographic they were trying to go for.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

it would be amusing to try it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

I must be a jakie then

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

tee hee

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

Ha ha ! You're on fire

at the moment. *clicks*

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

I am?

*checks*

aaaaargh!

My trousers! My Trousers! Call the fire People!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

hehe

he looks like a chameleon wid them eyes

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

hahaha....

nice eye work!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

hahahahahah! secretly he's a reptile unter that mask :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

Ahahah!

well, that explains a lot about Newcastle Brown drinkers

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

Hello.

I have taken up running. I have never been to Miami.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)

Lovely!

I think you'll find that his knees are not aflame.

Nice teeths!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

YAY!

now with added cumbustion!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

i need to start

doing that, Great pic!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

not going to Miami?

Sounds like a plan.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

A wise move

Miami is a toilet

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

I am repulsed by Horatio Caine

but attracted by the blonde one.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

10 Remove Shades

20 Replace Shades
30 GOTO 10

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)

not quite...

10 Remove Shades
20 Make dramatic comment about murder
20 Replace Shades
40 GOTO 10

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

I spent 2 hours typing that out from a magazine

damn my Syntax errors

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

hahah oh coding of long ago!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

David Caruso...

Shatner 2.0

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

with less movement.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

Excellent.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

I couldn't agree more.

Even my love of Art Deco didn't allow me to like that place.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)

Yup

Whenever I watch scarface/miami vice or play GTA Vice City, I have to block out my memories of what Miami is actually like.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)

I quite liked it

in small doses.

Tis a very shallow place though.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

I think what was most impressive

was the palpable sense of threat one felt as a caucasian in Little Havana.

Food was good, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

I didn't get to see any manatees :(

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

You should have gone to see the stage play of "In the future, there WILL be robots"

They had a Laser display and a dehydrating Manatee on stage.

Apologies if you have never played GTA Vice City and/or have absolutely no idea what I am wittering on about.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

oh! oh!

I saw two in the keys, near Marathon!

They were lully!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

Setting your knees on fire?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

BEWARE

I hadn't done much of the running since cross country at school. My knees are agony today, two days after my last bit of running.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)

hahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

Use the gel

I have been to Miami, but I have never taken up running. We have led inverse-parallel lives.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

And my what bulging pink eyes!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

Its like hes got his ass to mars

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=atDPilGVp1I&feature=related

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha *snorts*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

Ha ha!

Uncanny. That's one of my favourite films too.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

try eating cheese tends to stop the runs.

nice pic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

ha aha

a friend of mine in Melbourne has given up running to work because of the (he says) 41⁰C heat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

Yowch

I would probably give up walking in that heat.

I might saunter though

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

Saunter?

That sounds hectic. I think I'd amble. Gently.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

I'd mosey

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)

perambulate

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

sorry, misheard you...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

*goosesteps*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

yeah - my bredren lives in melbourne

and hes not emailed me for days cos he wont use his mac in this heat incase it explodes. crappy macs!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

I think I'd give up everything but swimming in that heat.

'Tain't natural.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)

yeah they're really baking. meanwhile &deg is better than <sup>0</sup>...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

git

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

He's taking that rather well.

Ed: I liked it without the fire, ahahaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)

applying water would sort that problem out

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)

perhaps something a little more viscous

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

haha ooch!

he could use his enormous hands to splat out the flames, no?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)

I'm sorry*

*I'm not sorry

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)

*saves* *encrypts*

err, I mean, Hi!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)

phwoar.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

hahaha, SPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGG!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)

ooofh! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

Christ, i'd forgotten about that game

Last time i played it was multi-player with you when you B3ta'd my spaceship! That must have been about 3 months ago.

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

aaaw :D

littlebigplanet is awesome

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)

I love that game

me and some friends totally wasted a Saturday night last weekend on it.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

it's great innit :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)

Damn those neurowlogical diseases

It made him only like Pooh during the good times. He became a wear-feather friend.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)

ooof!

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)

yesss!!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

arg!

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enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

oh no!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

bwahahaha

I FUCKIN HATED THE LAST LEVELS!!!!

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Just Flange, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)

they could rename lemmings to polskis

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)

Brilliant

but I suspect this may well end up as

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WormuIus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)

its surely a good contender.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

I did think "oooh, there'll be very few pearoasts, and everyone will really have to think to get some good images..."

but it's sadly turned into a battersy powerstation bandwagon....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

Its fucking dire

it is also a challenge not a compo :P

Although I don't remember Mr. Challenge in LOTSW so erm er

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

hahahaa

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)

well as a neutral observer

I don't think so. It's not bad.

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)

hahaha

but the last level is impossybubble!!!

2 player lemmings on the Sega was the best thing ever!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)

I can see you've been to Battersea before...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)

It looks south of the river to me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)

even cabbies fear to tread....

*whispers*
south of THE RIVER

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)

I thought it was a euphamism for oral sex...

due to strict governing laws, they're not allowed to give head outside of certain hours, hence the phrase:

I don't go "south of the river" this time of night mate...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)

Could you possibly gaz me

the number of your minicab service, please?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

It's 0891 50! 50! 50!

As for Reg.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)

Lemmings 2 was fun

but nobody bought it

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)

it was ace, simply because it had super lemmings :)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)

Yup, much more useful than the pole-vaulting Lemmings

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)

the best thing about lemmings was the music

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)

which is now in my head

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)

and mine

but I don't mind, it's pushed out the songsmith version of wonderwall that's on youtube

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

And blowing the little bastards up

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

some well placed blockers

could make some lovely patterns when you hit nuke

(horrid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)

conspiralols

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)

AHA HAHA HAha hah

nice one Davey!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

cheers undy!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

\o/

yay - it's almost like we know each other

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

wanna cyba?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)

asl?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)

still on dial up, sorry

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)

ha ha ha

*hands over award for moist groan worthy pun*
*shakes hand and pauses for photograph*

I know it says moist - it's supposed to

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)

*takes photo*

*puzzled as to why there is no image*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)

~~groan~~ groin

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)

asphyxiating self laughing?

fuck, I'm getting warm.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)

Alrigh Pete?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)

Ceryl

... ha - wait a minute - ha ha ha - I forgot that I am actually a Pete.

I think I should take the rest of the day off.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)

I know

Mr Berry. There's a message for you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)

hahahahaha!!!

Fantastic :D

*multiclicks*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)

yus!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

Haha

it's funny because it really happened

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)

I think someone misunderstood the phrase

"The best form of defence is attack."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

Hahahahahah!

"That was not smart, there are lives at stake here!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)

Hahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)

hahaha

you like that shit Osama? Who's laughing now?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)

Hahahah

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)

Excellent.

*saves to annoy yankee colleagues with later on*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)

*clicks*

*closes internet*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

Just seen this

very woo :D

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arrangedletters, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

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