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# downloadable MS SQL Server 2005 - Full for $69.95
God edit: HOORAY SOFTWARE
(JudithPerry, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# emergency kitten
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# \o/
I love this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# you iz not kittin!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# \o/ *joys*
Pics like this keep me alive.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I find fine single malts and smoking have much the same effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Yes, smoking/booze does help.
As do the pills.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# he's enjoying that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# thought it was you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Yeah, well - you got me.
Edit: I think I may be mis-construing you - what do you mean by that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# volestrangler.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Now I really am confused.
Edit: Ah - you think that's me?

Sorry, bucko, null points, it's not.

Edit Edit: I do know who it is, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# that was the only other possiblity:
you'd have to know who it is if she/he is leeching your pics without you making a squeak.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Quite so...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# ha!
I only just noticed that he is beatified
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Dear Judith















(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha..arse!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# pffft
good ol' Borb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# needs more shoes!


yays! I want some Hooray Software!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# MONTY PYTHON................(Spam)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# How is this account
not banned yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# How come you haven't ignored it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# <-> <->
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Yes, I think you're right ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ey up thor
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hi ya
unemployment has allowed me to look at b3ta briefly while searching for a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Thanks Ms Perry
Can you please explain the legal issues surrounding the purchase and use of OEM software?

kthxbye
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# fancy a fuck judy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# OK guys, who did it?
www.kptv.com/news/18667402/detail.html?r=1

Anything to win the compo!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Bloody hell, if you leave anything unattended for 5mins, they blow it up!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# congratulations
You;ve just spammed a bunch of spam haters.

Your website is going to be:

1) Tested for hotlinks. If any found then the image is going to be changed to a Goatse
2) Added to a large number of blocked site lists
3) Mocked without any remorse

Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I haven't broke this out for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# yes!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Poor Harry...


Click for bigger (214 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Gary Glitter is gay?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Is that Gary Glitter in the reflection?
(mralston Matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# yes....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# But he's legal now...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# true
...damnit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# And male.
EDIT:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Something wicked this way comes
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# HP Sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# this is true of all ginger cats
I found my keys - thanks to everyone who helped me look
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# were they on top of the freezer?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# no - but I did check
they were in the pocket of the jacket I wore when I last had them.

I just forgot I was wearing that particular jacket.

Stupid isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# it's almost a daily occurrence for a simpleton like me.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha bloody hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Ginger cats drink monkey beer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# uh oh he's off on one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# .
Photobucket



Sweet Misery: A poisoned World
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-566922170441334340&ei=fCSQSef8KY





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(Catnipppp, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm i want an msg burger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# i want a txt msg burger
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I am not responsible for what I do.
Therefore, if I get fat from eating lard, or cancer because I smoke, it is someone else's fault.

GM, however, needs to feck off. We don't have any say in the matter, and now it's in the cycle.

Twunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I'm confused, I don't know which bits are sarcasm.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# If you want to get it off the cycle
nick it's stablisers! A litre of the god awful coke actually costs a penny. THe mark up is criminal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# The ecosystem has far worse problems
Alien species, pollution. Most domestic breeds of plants and animals are the result of selective breeding (a form of GM) nowadays anyway.

Plus, given the increasing overpopulation of the planet, we're going to need GM crops just to avoid starving.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Oh I fully support the ideas for GM.
I don't support allowing it into the cycle untested, as they have done now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Mutagenic virii, that's the way to go
FEV. Speed up evolution. Humans aren't going to evolve without it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# exactly
the reason people protested was because the government tried to sneak it past them, there wasn't a debate and the scientific evidence wasn't made public
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yes but the effect of even tested GM produce is not fully know
In the 80's one such supplimet killed over 100 people and caused up to another 10,000 people to fall ill in the US.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# which would support the idea of further testing, resolution and retesting
before release.

Not that we have a choice now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# There is a very good reason
the great unwashed are excluded from debates such as this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Well have a fucking bath!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# what 'supplement' was that.
And how is a food supplement a GMO crop. The WHO only shows the passed GMO foods in use as having insect resistance and herbicide tolerance bred into them.
Canada and the US bred Virus resistance into Squashes as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# *digs*
L-tryptophan
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# That has absolutely no
relation to genetically modified crops.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Not according to Jeffrey M. Smith so seems to have quite a solid reputation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# well I'd suggest further reading
but your mind appears made up.
I'll just say this. Genetically engineered bacteria and genetically modified crops ( which we were discussing ) are not the same fields and have no relation to each other barring the vast umbrella of 'genetics'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Maybe that was a bad example but you have to admit that there's more than one argument regard GM products.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# All I can do is argue the facts as they are presented.
There may be debate to be had but the fact remains that most of the 'argument' against is based on myth and lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# minimum of two clearly...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Are you seriously anti-GM?
God forbid we actually try and *feed* people, oh dear me, no.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Untested GM I think should be carefully tested before allowed into the cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yeah, I got that,
But why - pretty much all crops have been genetically modified anyhow, and have been for years.

It's the same argument as saying that since male pattern baldness is hereditary, so is a requirement to fight in the First World War, because that's what happened to my grandfather.

That *really* works.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Does anyone with half an education
think that corn, the foodstuff that started civilisation always looked like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I only had half an education.
The crap half.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# how do you meant untested?
I'm sure someone, somewhere said " Yep, that's a huge tomato and it tastes fucking great".
If you mean unregulated then that's down to specific governments and where there is regulation ( such as most of the Western world ) there is extreme focus on consumer health and then environmental risks.

Besides, there is less of it 'in the cycle' than you might think with only 6 major GMO crops in worldwide mass use.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Tomatos with fish genes.
Etc.

Now they're out there - they've been grown in the open, and have already cross-pollinated with other, non-GM stuff.

Whether the original GM stuff was tested or not.

Wind doesn't really conform to regulations - Western or no.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Right.
Tomatos with fish genes.

Any evidence - at all - that there is anything actually wrong with that?
Granted, it's a bit weird, but what the fuck - so is fucking Quorn.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# unfortunately, it's the converse that's the problem
Any evidence - at all - that there is anything nothing actually wrong with that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# No. That simply doesn't work.
Merely because people are unsettled by the concept doesn't make it wrong.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# that's not what i'm trying to say. From a scientific point of view
(ignoring the whale huggers views) there must be nothing wrong.

another way to put what I am trying to say is: everything must be right.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I'm not saying tomato with fish genes is wrong - I'm citing it as an example of GM, to illustrate the cross-pollination aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# You should read less of the
anti GMO propaganda and more of the world health organisation literature before you use urban myth and half truths to prop up your argument.
The 'fish-gene' experiment was a bid to turn on cold resistance in tomato genes by copying the markers from Arctic fish. It never worked.
These antifreeze proteins are already present in the plants and are not taken from fish, they used the fish research to learn how to turn the genes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'm not saying tomato with fish genes is wrong - I'm citing it as an example of GM, to illustrate the cross-pollination aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I'm saying it is wrong though
because you are using an example of a thing that did not quite happen in the manner that you report it to support an argument that is based solely on your opinion and resistance to progress.
"Tomatoes with anti-freeze proteins already present in the food being switched on after studying how the same proteins work in Arctic flounder" Does not really have the same shock effect does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# OK - I'm sorry.
Here you go then: "Untested GM stuff shouldn't be allowed into the cycle."

Is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It puts us back to the beginning
as I don't know what you mean by untested.
As I said, The world health organisation monitors this. The national authorities are required to carry out thorough risk assessments for human and environmental health risks so assuming that's what you mean then I agree with you but considering that's the way it is now I don't see what you are wanting to change.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# GM food
is the best thing to happen to the world and it's lily-livered hippies that should hang their head in shame every time some child dies in a famine struck area because their constant, unfounded claims against modified foods are holding back progress.

Also MSG is the tastiest of all the food groups. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# msg is lovely, however the thing that concerns me about GM
is that biological experiments/solutions, particularly where large populations, are concerned have gone a bit pear-shaped before.

I think continued development, and funding (which the aforementioned hippies are trying to prevent) is required.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# But 'this happened in the past'
is no argument for anything.
I might argue that Hitler went a bit potty so I call for an open season shooting politicians. I'd probably get elected on that platform actually. Oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# See also: the manifesto for UKIP
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# 'this happened in the past' isn't a valid argument for stopping GM crops
it's an argument in support for more funding and research for it, that way, hopefully it won't be a disaster with inedible crops developing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# But there is already funding and research
and it continues. The EU and WHO have agreed on 18 GMO crops to date with 12 pending. As I said, 6 are in major use worldwide. These modifications are just for herbicide tolerance and insect/virus resistance.
What would you have people do? Throw more money at proven technology and talk about it or get on and feed the starving?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# there's always going to be new research to be done.
If and when the research problem is solved then the products go into use, ie like the virus resistant crops.

There is no point not developing technology further if there is some advantage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That's just how it works now
so you may sleep safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# i know...remember my bais, I'll always want more research so people will pay me money.
It's just that the typical gm argument (particularly ones by political people) that i've seen goes down the lines of

"oh it's untestested, therefore bad and we must stop it immediately" vs. "People are starving, it must be accelerated and put in place as soon as possible"

And I don't want politicians cutting corners and research budgets.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I just don't understand the 'untested' bit
just because a word is bandied about does not make it fact.
There is international law on this. It differs slightly in some areas but EU law states that.

Article 4
Requirements
1. Food referred to in Article 3(1) must not:
(a) have adverse effects on human health, animal health or the
environment;
(b) mislead the consumer;
(c) differ from the food which it is intended to replace to such
an extent that its normal consumption would be nutritionally
disadvantageous for the consumer.
2. No person shall place on the market a GMO for food use
or food referred to in Article 3(1) unless it is covered by an
authorisation granted in accordance with this Section and the
relevant conditions of the authorisation are satisfied.
3. No GMO for food use or food referred to in Article 3(1)
shall be authorised unless the applicant for such authorisation
has adequately and sufficiently demonstrated that it satisfies the
requirements of paragraph 1 of this Article.


so I fail to see what the fuss is all about. People want it 'testing'. The law requires that it is 'tested' and the WHO passes it after the requirements are met ( and it does not pass a lot ) so it appears that people are arguing for a situation that already exists. Granted there will always be a group that oppose change for the sake of needing some cause to justify their petty existence but these can, and should, be mostly ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# The problem there is that people DO NOT ignore the (largely) unfounded opposition
and unfortunately the opposition are capable of making persuading arguments to people who cannot understand the facts for themselves, or for some reason, including laziness, refuse to find out the learned opinion on the matter. What's worse is, there is an awful lot of these thick/lazy people.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# This is why I argue.
I have no wish to upset people or fall out with them I just have an innate need to challenge people when they use sweeping generalisation and misinformation to back up their claims. I just want to say "let's look at what you are saying and then let us look at what we actually know on the subject as opposed to what we would like to believe".
I think that's fair and I often enjoy the debate. It's a shame some people see it as some kind of attack when it never is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# i shall sleep safely now
for what it's worth i tend to agree with you.

my only concern with gm crops is the modified sterility of the seed, but i guess the guys have got to fund their research/holidays somehow
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# haha
well cynicked that man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# well that's lunch sorted
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Pfft!
nicely put, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# seen it : D
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Double Whopper Cheese, no tomato
portion of onion rings, and a sprite, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Last night I had a 'bacon double cheeseburger pizza' from Asda.
It was very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# *runs out the door to find the nearest Asda*
*Decides to go to Gourmet Burger Kitchen instead*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# mmmm
we have a gourmet burger place here in Wells, but I have yet to sample its delights.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# The garlic mayonnaise they do is the the feckin' business,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Well that's my plans for lunch today sorted.
I'll pre-book an appointment at the heart clinic for later this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Why not combine the two?
www.heartattackgrill.com/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# oooh, yummie nurses!
*daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Oh noes
Protect me from the Genes, Aspartame and MSG...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Shocker
Consuming MSG makes you around 48% more likely to be overweight...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Well
No shit, it makes food more tasty making it far more likely you will eat more.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I've cooked with MSG
for about 20 years. Would not be without it in the kitchen.
The fact that I'm a fat cunt would probably be more likely a result of the 8 pints of beer a day I tend to consume ;).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Aspartame has been widely used for 35 years
Where is the proof it causes problems
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# It's lethal you idiot
I saw 20 people drop dead in Tesco yesterday after drinking sugar free cola!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# That's nothing
I once ate GM soya and now I have a second arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# They should have bought it before drinking it
Or at least know where the Tesco anti-shoplifting sniper nest is located.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I'm allergic to Aspartame...
But that's just a good excuse to drink full-fat soda, rather than the diet crap.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Don't forget the fluoride
I once found that there's fluoride in my toothpaste. I immediately set fire to my bathroom and ran around screaming "burn the witch"...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Nicely done.
But please don't throw your propaganda at me. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# wow
you managed to produce all this merchandise quick:
shop.cafepress.com/design/17761254
have a:
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oh, good detective skills, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# think i saw it in a
stock photo library years ago now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Also, I rather like your failcat
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Not this argument again...
It was determined that he is the artist. Has his own site full of stuff. He's now posting it here for our entertainment.
Ask Pasanonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# For our intertainment?!:O
How dare he! We'll have none of this new fangled la di da entertainment round here!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# he probably made it a while ago. It's not a repost, it's probably his own image.
what's wrong with that?

Do images have a used by date now?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Well he either made it
or has been posting someone else's work on a regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# my apologies
to him IF he made it. it's a compliment to him that it's an image i remember from a few years ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# yeah he made it, he's been through this before.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I had a Black Pudding burger
yesterday. You don't see that in Burger King.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I went to burgerking for the first time in 20 years about two weeks back
as I was starving, there was nothing in the house and it was the only place open. I played it safe and went for just a veggie burger and fries. I always eat healthily and I'm always very concious of where my food is sourced from.
As a result my body couldn't handle it. I puked the lot up within five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Well, in that case
avoid the one at Euston Station whatever you do.
Salmonella Central, that place.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# There was vegetarian black pudding on the telly
yesterday. Now that's just plain wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Oh god, not this rubbish again
In both senses
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA. . . whicheverway it's looked at---it's BRILLIANT ART
*artlover*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I HATE it when that happens!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# so do I
where am I?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# You're here now, and that's what matters.
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# ahh, thankyou
this sleeping bag was causing some typing problems, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Pre-size Lee.
That's what I hate when it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# You are in a darkened corridor
There are exits to the North and West, and a staircase leading up to the East.

There is a cloth bag on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# USE BAG IMMORALLY
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# You put the bag over Anne Widdecombes head
and shag her senseless. Up the arse.

Now you feel dirty, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I'd only feel proper dirty if I hadn't used the bag.
REMOVE BAG FROM ANNE'S HEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# You catch crabs either way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *picks up cloth bag*
*eats it*

*walks East*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I'd hate have seen the chicken! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# he looks shocked.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hehe

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# HaHaHaHa
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# OOOOOF!
Edit: he's a devil for doing that...

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Fantastic!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# so he has a history of this sort of thing?
he is pure liquid evil
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# he's drawn to conflict, like a moth to the flame...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *ahem*
scale gone to pot?

or is he my brother?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# this monkey's gone to heaven?
me no understandy...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ?


Click for bigger (58 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# To paraphrase various nameless citizens of Arulco,
"He is Satan. I risk my life saying this."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Oh noes!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Not at all! lol
Not at all! lol
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Over one hundred people have died
including small children pets, and making people orphans.

But this still gives me lolz!
(Peter_G, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# small children pets?
are you confusing Australia with Austria?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
oh... too soon, man, too soon

or something. Have a click all the same :D
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I made a joke
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# just a bit, and you probably mean melbourne in your sig
there's a few fires round here but pretty pissy all things considered.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# cheers
they just said Australia on the news so it must be Sydney.
Marshmallows in Melbourne has a nice alliterative tone though.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# 'Marshmallows in Melbourne' sounds like a disappointing sequel to 'Ice Cold in Alex'
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# wheres the sauce pic of this henry chap?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Random composite
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Well I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Random, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Yam it shop tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# It's always shop time on /board
Try posting without it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# You just did:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Racist.
EDIT: Incidentally, did you see Louis Theroux about Racism? Intervewing the Brothers Of Islam, etc?

Man that was funny. They're convinced Shakespeare and Tom Jones are black hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
WHen was that on?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
#
www.dictionary.com/browse/random
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# That's abominable!!
or even a 'bomb in a' snowman!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# A bomb in a ball
Snow man ball.

Snowballs.

Hmmm ...

*thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Sodium pellets into a snowbank?
xkcd.com/521/

I'd like to see caesium or thermite on snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hehehehe
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Arf!
Who's going to clean up the slush afterwards? They never think of those they leave behind...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :D
damn those snow terrists!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Classy, sir.
Very classy.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
#




what he said...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# *fondles*
I've got something for you....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *excites*
where?

Show me!!!


I'd forgotten about that what with having to *gasp* Public Transport this morning!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *shows*
Oh, you didn't mean that - sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# aaaargh!
*turns and runs, straight into a table*


*knocks self out*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# how tall are you
that you can knock yourself out running into a table?

also - after ningles - how are you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Freebs is exactly 2 feet eight inches tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# is he blue?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# No he is bright orange
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ah so he's an oompa loompa not a smurf.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ^ This is completely, utterly true*
*may not be true at all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# He appears to be still unconscious
so it might be true...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Fucked off
I've been in this job 5 years today, and I'm on my own as my colleague is off sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# well if you're on your own, crack a tinnie, pop on a porno
and enjoy the day...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Morning Prof!
*chaste hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ^
what she said
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Sexy
Where is it? I'm thinking Chicargah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Peckham
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Oh of course
That scene from "The Taking Of Peckham 123"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# three blocks from here:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I do love old photos
Especially when you have people in it looking on at this amazing new invention (usually seen in street scenes).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# "I say, it's one of those newfangled photomagraphical magic devices for portraiture!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# perhaps if I show the young Lord my danger stick
he'll pay me in ale!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# yes
Fabbo Mr. Fox-Talbert.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# there's a lot of poo there
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# It must be South London
which, as we all know, is poo.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Yays
Why do I feel so guilty loving the new ComparetheMarket.com adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Because for the money,
the 3D is fucking top notch.

*along with the meerkat joke of course.*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# You can't hate it.
How can you hate a meerkat?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# it'd be wrong not to
www.comparethemeerkat.com/home.html

also, very nicely indeed ninj
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# that site is funny
kudos for them for setting it up
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Joyous!
...and any excuse...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# wonderful.
simply wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# one of these days I'll get off my fat arse and give him a tie...

Edit



What do we think? With or without?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I'd say with.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Think I'm with you on that now that I see it.
It's a bit un-Henry, but then there's quite a glaring gap in the picture without it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I KNEW he was evil
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah, he needs a tie
and a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Nah I don't do CDCs
/b3ta heretic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# INFIDEL!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Oh, with, definately
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Buses everywhere!!! Please stop
Seems the BBC can't put the Atheist bus down... maybe they can link to the generator so that the normal humans can have some fun like us b3tans.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7875834.stm

I was half expecting someone to post a bus in this thread!!
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# they can all go to hell!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# They should link to Hedgehog's "bus"...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# topshop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :(

Altered for all you blind old cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# That's nice
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I'm thinking it's a close-up of some boiled ham
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Then this should be FPed stat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# blurred
is what it is
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# the final scene of The Snowman.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# What?
Alid Jones using a carrot to anally stimulate himself?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# "it's all gone wrong for me"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Fargo?
ED: Ah, ninja jihad!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *squints*
Can't quite make that out....

*goes to find glasses*

Edit: Ahhhh - got it....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# struggle in the way of God.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Yes indeed.
Do you regret having that barbeque, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# what barbeque? I'm in New South
along way from the big barbeque :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# -5 points
for not even trying to run with it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hmmm, 135 people dead 700 homes destroyed due to some fuckwits lighting fires. not very funny at the moment.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# almost as funny as 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# i know I've laughed at jokes about it, but not at the time.
I should get of the moral high ground, before i get burnt off it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I am in no way trivialising that.
You should know better than to even suggest it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# yeah sorry, it's a bit disturbing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# No need.
Apologies for any perceived insensitivity.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# now kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha *puckers*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I thought you'd never ask...
*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Absolute Radio played "Beds are Burning" this morning by Midnight Oil
then seemed surprised by the number of texts they got saying that it was in poor taste...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# whoooopsies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hah
stupid djs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That's awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# tina arena's burn would have also been a little off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *thinks*
Natalie Imbruglia's 'Beauty On The Fire'?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# The Doors
Light My Fire
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# ;-)
I was trying to maintain the Ozzie theme...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# dear oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# argh mine eyes. argh poor snowman
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Careful if you go sledging on that...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# needs more barbed wire
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
#
here you go
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# awful awful awful fucking awful film
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah
but the first five minutes were ok
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# you asked for it
don't shoot the "humourous" misinterpreter
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's my 'effort' for the compo

I'd like to thank Mr W. E. Coyote...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# errr
which compo?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# The one with the stuff?
You know, about the thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# you didn't read the rules
it needs more of, you know, things.
Especially next to the stuff with the things in it.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Surely they'd go through and the terrorist would get hit by a train?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Quick one for Mr Scaramanga...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# also...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *gets involved*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I hope you've got a license for that Bream Cake
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# All bought and paid for, I'll have you know.
Purchased from the Ministry of Fishiness this very morning.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I rewatched that one recently.

Still really like the soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# *giggle*
Nice one Mr Gruntfuttock!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Marvilush!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *molests*
How are you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Great thankee!
You ok sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# horrifically hung-over*
*might actually still be drunk, I'm that woozy.
Otherwise, good, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# There's something a bit fishy about all this...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha. That's brill
You don't want a broken one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I sincerely believe that
Fish Engineering is the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Mmmm
fishy flange.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# You had to, didn't you?
*sections*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Yes
I had to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *admonishes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *runs round being a spitfire*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# *watches in bemusement*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# *flollops like a mattress*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# That's no ....
Oh, yes it is!

Woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# You've got to have a bream
♪ If you don't have a bream, how ya gonna have a bream come true? ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Bish Bosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# That's lovely!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I could have him any day.
ANY DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Pictures, or
it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Catfight!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Aaaaaarh!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Haha
ace!

ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Ningles Barbie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I've seen this here before
haven't I? ;)

edit: how rude; woo, and ning!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ^
years ago

also 'nings!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Ning C!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# that's a rather violent pussy.
*attempts to keep straight face*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Gibbon!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# How funky :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Ooo Ooo Ooo!
I wanted to say that :(
(If I was gibbon the chance)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Just went ahead and did it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Oh stop monkeying around!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# You want ape-iece of me? Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# You aint got the balls man!
Everyone knows talk is chimp!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I'll run you over in my truck, man! Then tie ya to the gorill, as a cool ornament!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha Funkah
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# A funky one at that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
#
why are you walking like mini me pal?
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# The Gout!
Knee just before Christmas, then left foot, now right foot :( Downloaded Killzone2 demo? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# "I am, I am, I am, I am, I am,
I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, ..."

WHAT ARE YOU! I MUST KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# haha
great work as ever
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Naughty Chef!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahaharder!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hehe
Smack that potty mouth!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Heh! *click*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hehehe
Only what he deserves
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
Hugh has got a look of:

*sigh* "Once again I'm having to discipline Ramsey"
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I dropped him in your mailbox!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# FUUCKKKK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# O_O
*whimper*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Sweet granny-murdering deities on a rope!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Eeeek!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# this makes me smile...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# me too...
:o)
oh but such cynicism!
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Seems like you've cracked the code

*cleeck*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha!
Ain't dat de troot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# This post has been approved by b3ta quality control.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# pfft
but you forgot the jive-talking hyperactive character, surely? Usually voiced by Eddie Murphy
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# ...
Always the best approach, I find.
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I love this
So true, so true
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# sosososo true
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# "Splinter: The early years"
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Martial arts woo :D
I watched Rumble in the Bronx the other night for the first time. It was hilariously bad :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# LIES It's a work of art
DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU THAT HE DID IT WITH A BROKEN LEG? DO I? DO I?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Sorry, I should have qualified my statement.
I absolutely love terrible films. And enjoyed RitB greatly :D The only thing that annoyed me was the dubbing :D

EDIT: Oh my! www.imdb.com/title/tt1155076/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Best jackie chan film EVAR
The stunts, the hovercraft, the broken leg, the cheesy bad guys, the car arial arse whipping bit - its all classic cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Better than Rush Hour?
I don't think so!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# BANZAI!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Office animals are fun


Click for bigger (162 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# SATAN'S VERY OWN COMPUTER PERIPHERAL!!!!
*BURNS*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Mighty mice are mighty
Right mouse buttons are for wimps.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Jean Michel Jar Jar
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# GAAAAH! Kill it with hammers. Doubley
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# and sharpened spades!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I knew someone would say that!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Then you were disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I didn't know they came from eggs...
Hallo Ninj!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Fine now sir and your fine self? I gave your pic a click down below :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# How Wude!
hehe top notch.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# NNOOOOoooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Kill them.
Kill them all!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Jar Jar Gabor

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# This is disturbing at the top
and arousing lower down.

I'm confused now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Just the way I like it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# the new Number Two?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Tea drinking sloth for mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Awwww!
Little SLoth is a cliche emo :D

Ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Well if sloths existed before emos
Wouldn't it be safe to say that emos are the cliché sloths?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# no,because sloths always have a nice big happy smile
unlike the contrived emo straight-face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Awww nice one

I think I like three-toed sloths best. Their faces are so friendly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# They really should be called
three huge fuckoff clawed sloths.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# That's actually the scientific name for it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Whatever the ones that they
have in the Clore enclosure at London Zoo are ace! They were fighting with each other last time I went to see Jahled :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Yay
I went to my local zoo yesterday. They have a section called The Night which they darken during zoo opening hours. You can walk freely between the sloths etc., but you have to be very quiet to see anything.
During the night, they light up the place to reverse the animal's daily cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh wow!
That sounds woo! I am still trying to convince Jahled to let me go into the animal enclosures ;) I don't think he will....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Triclawus biggus fuckum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# It's probably 'Green tea'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Slurpy slurpy sloth sloth
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Yeah I thought you were missing a sloth there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Thats an ace mug!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Yeah thought I'd use an Emily The Strange mug.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Gibbon!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# You know the rules, FWM. It's three pubes per bollock
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I have just looked up "CHEDGE"
in your marvellous little dictionary. Nothing.

So what's it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hmmm
GIS came up with this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Mmmm, flutey.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Yes.
CHEDGE.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# is that like Chag?
Actually,
Chag is my own made-up word, meaning pant gravel- a blanket term for all detritus found in a gusset after a long day. including, but not limited to, bumchunks, winnet, poo stripes etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# BUMWIPE
That's my word for what you should be using a little more of.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# oh come on
are you honestly telling me that after a long hot day, perhaps walking the length of Oxford Street trying to find some matching bra and panties, your bum is still as pink and kissable as it was when you talced it after your morning bath?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Yes,
but then it's probably because the torrent of sweat off my back washes everything down through the legs of my boxers and into my socks.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# ah I see
briefs=chag
boxers= shitty socks
I'm going to have to think of a new word
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Awwwww
I want to kill it with sticks and single-band mobile radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Oof! Want one!!
How ya doin' Moley, good weekend sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# beautiful
in other news, did anyone catch the Daily Mail's story on the death threats made at Jonathan Ross?

And have you seen how that story doesn't exist now?
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=t&hl=en-GB&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGIH_en-GBGB246GB246&q=Jonathan+ross+death+threat

The question is, did the Daily Mail realise it was probably one of their readers, or was the comments on the article just filled up with red faced, vitriolic conservatives shouting "good"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Interesting.
Sickipedia got FP on the Star's site over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha Ross and Brand should have been fired.
If they'd done that to my grandad I would have messed them up good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# You could have just rain on them forever:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# What pissed me off about the whole thing is the way they played the daughter
as poor little innocent victim where in actualy fact she's a burlesque dancer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# All burlesque dancers are GUILTY!
They deserve no privacy because they wear MAKE-UP and CORSETS!

Is that what you meant?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Oh, the scandal!
Olivia, fetch the smelling-salts; grandmama has taken a turn.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I don't see how that makes any difference.
She could be a hooker - doesn't make it acceptable for them to wind up her granddad about her sex life.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I didn't say it was.
I said the media was trying to enrage puritan Britons that this poor delicate blossom had be violated by a nafarious rogue. As if she swooned from her chair whilst doing her tatting when she head the news.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I think it's more the thinking that the making of nuicance 'phonecalls to 70yo grandfathers
By two men in their 30s and 40s - ie - fully grown adults - containing explicit references to said grandfather's granddaughter's sex life - is seen as pretty out of order.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# also lesbian s&m porn 'actress'
film is crap btw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# aaaaaw
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# "Yeah, but ... this one goes up to 11 ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# This...
is the good shit.

Woo and ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# It's oregano.
I did a catering course. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Clever boys...
*gets a kicking from chavs*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha, lunacy :D
'ningles ya all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Kensington High Street
I think.

Superb pic. Boom Boom.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Kensington Off Its Tits Street
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# ^ this
with added yeahhhhhhhhhhh, man
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# mate
may i commend you on your most splendid 'tache.
i'd only seen a side shot of it prior to today.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# :D
thanks very much

i hope to be making a 'whispering grass' tribute video in the next couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# lovely boy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# that is indeed a fine tache
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I invented a great new superhero in the shower today

I shall make a little comic with him in it forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# nicely
fights the urge to do superduperdrug
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *does the yay'n'ningles*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# has anyone seen my keys?
I haven't seen them since Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# There Probably Is No Keys
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# oh noes
my car will die
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Have you looked behind the sofa?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# no
that would be silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# They're next to or behind the radio
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hmmmm
no
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Did you eat them?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I have had an upset stomach
but I don't think that is why
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# have you tried looking around the keyring?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# that is missing also
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# they're usually in the pocket of the jeans you wore
or on top of the freezer. Look there first.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# tried the jeans
and the waterproofs I had over the top

I'll check the freezer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# They are
quite clearly where you left them last..
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# actually
I think someone may have taken them as I think I left them outside my front door
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)

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