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# Morning people
I was writing an email the other day refering to a beta software programme. Without thinking I spelt it "b3ta". Is that a good thing or should I be very, very worried?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# All your warez are belong to us
Excellent as ever :)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)
# heheh
I know that feeling


(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)
# hahaha
Yes. It is a good thing and a very very worrying thing.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# hahhahahah!
brill as always, RD!

edit: yes, you should be worried :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# ^what he said^
ningles stevie
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# ^what he said^
ningles Joe
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# ^what he said^
ningles RG
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# ^what he said^
ningles ghosty!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)
# ^what they all said^
ningles everyone!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# ^but not what he said^
ningles mediocre
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# nings JS!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# oh crivens...
as if I don't have enought to worry about!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# to which I will add
ARF!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha, you bad, bad man :D
'ningles everyone!

Then next time I find an unattended bicycle blocking up the train door in the morning, I'm going to thow it out onto the platform. ARRRGGGHH

/rant over
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Throw it at the owner!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# aw poor hawking.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# deary me!:P
Minor TJ. They're gutting one of the shops near me and they've taken the old signage off. I'd love to know how old he bottom one is though!

(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Gorgeous fontage
I'd say... late 30s.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Being Untied Dairies it's quite historic too.
I hope they put a new one on top rather than defacing that!

It is rather a beautiful sign. I do have a picture of my thali from the other night. I don't recall the reason why I thought I may need a photo though.


It was nomnomnomonomnomnomnom
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Masala Zone
aicmfp
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# that's awesome...
Back where I used to live, over 8 years ago, they pulled down an advertising board on a newsagents, revealing an old "Tobaconist" sign, so they left it like that. It's still there to this day.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# It's amazing how uncommon an event this is.
You keep seeing bits of the past peeping out from buildings.
Ther's an old ironmongery sign still visible on the side of a building on my road.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# In my neck of the woods
there's still a few buildings with the old painted adverts on the side for Hovis and suchlike.

They probably won't last much longer thanks to the current 're-generation'
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I know
Bet he's not as funny as Tennant either.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# *face plants desk*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# That would take some doing to be LESS funny
Shouting and gurning is not funny
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Idon't believe the English language has a word that discribes works like gurning.
Verbs where the pronounciation actually sounds funnier that the action it represents.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I've always wondered about that phrase.
I've wandered around many woods in my time and never seen any necks.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# :)
i love stuff like this, nice post mate
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha!
*clik*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# hahaha
thank heavens for friends activity or I may have missed this :D
*clicks
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *cries with laughter*
I cannot describe how brilliant this is!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# what a cock!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:55, archived)
# i got a hummer for my birthday
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:57, archived)
# happy birthday
sorry about your small penis
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:58, archived)
# I am also sorry about his small penis
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# hahahaha
'ning
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# humph, MY mum only got ME a pair of sandals.
ed: and should i give a rats arse about twitter.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:59, archived)
# if your mum gave you a hummer
you are a very close family.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
that's filth that is!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:11, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:14, archived)
# oh, twitter, its alright, it just popular at the moment, all web 2.0 and all that.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:13, archived)
# bilbobarneybobs is currently typing a reply to a thread on b3ta
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:17, archived)
# k3b/-\b just read that and wonders if he should reply.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# can't people just read my facebook status?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# i noticed a lack of
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Haha
The "everyday wear" section is slightly frightening.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Are there normally lots?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)
# It's Pedo Pan!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)
# My first attempt at art, please be kind


Click for bigger (283 kb)


Oil pastels and charcoal.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:38, archived)
# that is lully
They never made you do art at school?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Ta!
I did "art" aged 13. I was shit. I gave it up to study Latin and German GCSE instead
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:49, archived)
# YOU LIES! LIES! SHEPHERD PIES!
You have done art before! You were cruelly misleading us!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Pfft!
I'd hardly call my pre-pubescent daubings "art"
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:52, archived)
# I drew a caricature of nicole kidman nude is that art?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:52, archived)
# pictures
or it never happened.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)
# your first attempt?
I think it's terribly good for a first attempt, rest assured you could do much worse.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Thank you
I was impressed it even looks vaguely like the photo I was copying
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:52, archived)
# that's a lovely winged frog!
actually that is quite good.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Ta muchly :)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:57, archived)
# that's shit.

that what all the kids are calling good these day isn't it, like saying somthing is 'bad' when it is good.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:42, archived)
# in that case, usually people say 'that is the shit'
unless they mean it is in fact a shit.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Either that of they're identifying a superhero with a particularly crappy name.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:48, archived)
# you kerazy kid
i can't keep up with your hippity hop gangster rapping terminology, it moves so fast.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:48, archived)
# You need to grok it hoopy frood!!
there, one of those is from the early 1960s and the other from late 1970s.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:50, archived)
# I just found the best forum ever
www.convert-me.com/bb_en/viewtopic.php?t=1642

No, the name is not referring to some sort of ideological conversion.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:48, archived)
# the stupidity on that is just tragic.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:49, archived)
# whats that level of stupidity in tablespoons ?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:53, archived)
# don't ask me, ask on the forum...
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)
# Half of 1ml dropper in 2mlm is 0.5cc tbsps how is convert to droppers?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Is the picture next to it your second attempt?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:42, archived)
# Nah, different flower
done with soft pastels. Doesn't come out well on photo.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:49, archived)
# This is very nice indeed.
:)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:03, archived)
# Crap as a ghost butterfly
very good as a hybiscus tho
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Thank you, but I think the photo I copied was a lilly
:D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:04, archived)
# oh
then it is crap, sorry.










(fuck i wish i had artistic talent)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Yay!

(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)
# HELLO YOU!
*massive snogs*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# He's the hight of Fashion!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)
# He's not acutally funny
The joke is that people pretend he is
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:21, archived)
# I finally understand.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:21, archived)
# Unfortunately the pretending joke isn't funny either so we're all just left with blank stares
It's possible that leaving people with blank stares can be funny but not in this scenario.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)
# Sometimes the only things to remedy the blank stare situation, can be through the use of a carefully placed whoopee cushion or a rubber chicken
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Not in this instance though because it's impossible for anything to be funny
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:29, archived)
# nothing is funny
there is only sorry und misery and death and sorrow. the world is nothing but a moldy diaper full of tears.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)
# haha!
*breaks reality again*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# This is why the sea is salty
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty! :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# you just dont have GSOH
you have to phone up the personal ads now and tell them your sense of humour is bad.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Haha - either that or anyone in Germany - they'll understand
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)
# *alan partridge style note to self*
set up dating website for people with crap sense of humour.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)
# That could actually be pretty successful
"are you the kind of person that never has anything to say? neither do THESE PEOPLE"

It would make restaurants quieter.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:46, archived)
# People used to talk a lot softer in restaurants decades ago anyway. This could be good.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Do you have another side of your bed you could get out of?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Not really
It's a small place and I'd just have to walk back across the bed to get out of the room
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:11, archived)
# "do you dislike quiet walks and have a morbid fear of the cinema"
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:03, archived)
# It's perfect
people who knew they'd be alone forever because they can't start a conversation could just admit it and sit in awkward silence with each other.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Also angry people could meet shouting partners who will argue about everything
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)
# also I'm almost ready to start a tumblr
I just need a few more things
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Am I watching the third matrix?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)
# the matrix is a joke movie the joke is that you are watchingthe matrix instead of having sex with a car
booyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)
# I wish we could be happy again and the screaming would start
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:41, archived)
# COME ON EVERYBODY! LET'S TWIST AGAIN, LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)
# *dislocates*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:46, archived)
# i would drive you to the hospital but i am at a gay bar drinking gay beer sorry
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# why do i have to login to see pizzatimepizza
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:17, archived)
#
you just explained every meme ever.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:34, archived)
# STOP SAYING MEME
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Who was he in the first place and is he aware of his fame?

(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)
# He should be aware now.
Mmmmm.... Burger Queen
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Why would anyone care about these things
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:28, archived)
# Which things in particular? The binoculars?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Everyone cares about Sturdy Girls!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Especially those that are more sturdier than others
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)
# she looks over sturdy
it's engineering gone mad.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Nobody cares about homeless people
I mean if people did care then there wouldn't be any homeless people, right?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# its a lesser version of
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:40, archived)
# They seem very interested in trolls
Wonder why
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:55, archived)
# They only play their music as .ogg files
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# those BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is how i feel right now
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:12, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha... they shop two old people onto different backgrounds and think it is funny!
What a bunch of loosers!

* Hang on.... ?

8¬{
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:30, archived)
# wow.....
That is one serious thyroid problem!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:21, archived)
# What? The problem being she can't find it under all that fat?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:44, archived)
# She should be careful, she'll have someone's eye out with those! For someone with such a horrendous boys she does have a strangle pretty face.
'ningles all. Bumma. 30 minutes to I have to start work and officially the end of my week off.
It's strange, and I know it's not a thing I'm likely to find the cause of. Earls Court Road goes from being pretty much divoid of traffic to busy between 6:05am and 6:10am every weekday without fail. Obviously it's a commuter thing but why that small timeframe?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:26, archived)
# she does have a pretty face
but the morbid obesity would put me off my stroke.

the waders don't do anything for me either.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:56, archived)
# That head is way too small for that body...
and a little bit cute too
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)
# SHAKE IT HENRY!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)
# have an or(ga)sm OF DEATH!!!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Effervescing Spore Release...

big is here
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)
# This is sporetastic!
Woo
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
# *donates groovespore*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)
# dude woah man bro this is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
i really like the face in the middle
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)
# ta!
there's property available for rent in the village if you're interested. :)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:17, archived)
# Why is he ironing the back of his head?

(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:16, archived)
# haha :D
that's the Sporelink™ - effective in 99% of all dimensions!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)
# But can he do the ironing at the same time?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)
# the same time as what?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)
# YES YES YES
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:25, archived)
# what a creative range of textures.
fucking awesome.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# holy fuck yes
this is stunning! *clicketyshpoo*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:33, archived)
# I like this!
So would Dizzy Gillespie
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# AND IF THE DON'T DANCE THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# OOPS I JUST REPLIED TO THE WRONG POST
but that song reminds me of this!!
www.meatspin.com/

:)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# OK THEN, COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# this thread is rapidly going to make no sence based on my edit...
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# I am now replying to your reply, to my reply, your reply, to my reply. NONE OF WHICH MAKES ANY SENSE AT ALL AND i LIKE IT THIS WAY!
After all, nonsense is still a sense!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)
# I have an egg I could donate to the situation if that would help?
IT IS FRIED EGG. It is inside my stomachings.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)
# I accept your donation. It may come out scrambled, but I would still be most appreciative
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)
# No problem, I have an EGG DECODER
to return it to the prior state, unless scrambled would be preferable?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:36, archived)
# Blink-182.com
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# all aboard the kitti waggon?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# RIDE THE MEATWAGON
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# EAT THE MEATLOAF
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)
# CHEW HIS KNEES.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# Newsflash: Girl posts picture of herself on the internet - nerds rejoice.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# I'm not rejoicing. :(
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# GOT CAM? WNA CAM2CAM?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# yes. no.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Hroom. I'm going home.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# there's a really annoying blowfly in my room, would you like to come and eat it?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Hit 'em high, hit 'em low, Hit 'em with the old Pea-Beu!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# I HAVE A SHITTY FUCKING CAM. CAN I USE PLZ.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Sorry, I was stuck for inspiration.
As is often the case.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# Don't apologise, we feel your pain.
Sometimes you have to "Make pain your friend"!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Hahaha
VIMOD IS WATCHING
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# No need to apologise, man.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# This post is unrelated
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# You sure are a maverick, Hanke.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# I have nothing to say tonight.
www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/mass/zebra_murders/4.html

Other than that you're penis is probably very small, Tittsar.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)
# Oh no, you hurt my feelings.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)
# nnnng
WHERE IS MY MAGIC TORCH?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:17, archived)
# awwwww!
 
a delicious turn.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:19, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:22, archived)
# AAA
Olive branch, lol.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)
# ark at you...
*selfspang*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Lully :)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Connor, you are gifted!
Woo
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# thanks
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# this is the tasty winfood.
woo :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# duvduvduvduvduv
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)
# SQUIRRELS WITH TEETHS
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# It looks like it's been eating radiated nuts !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# I can't work out if it's keeping its eye on something to the left
or it's in deep thought, about to come up with a witty one-liner to amuse its pals.
Anyway, past my bedtime, g'nite b3ta.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Gunite !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhhahhhahh FUCK YES
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK
he says.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# that's a lot of yaks.
thankfully I am quite in the mood for multiyakkage.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# fuuuuuuuck
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Holy shit yes
TJ: B3TANS WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE REALISTIC/BAROQUE PAINTINGS THAT DON'T HAVE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THEM AND BE WORTH RECREATING IN PHOTOGRAPH FORMAT?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Judith and Holfernes
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# hahhhahah!
I was thinking of Caravaggio but someone's already done precisely this with the Gentileschi.
flickr.com/photos/killian77/536050491/

IS THIS FOR SCHOOL OR SOMETHING
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# although I would mark that as a fail because
they are smiling;
the knife blade is the wrong way around;
there's not enough blood.

composition's okay I guess
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# YEAH BABY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Judith_Beheading_Holofernes_by_Caravaggio.jpg

I had a poster of that on my wall when I was young
actually I think it was on the ceiling
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# ooh!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I had considered this one
I thought it was too obvious but what the fuck. Might as well turn it into a gore effects exercise as well.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# I AM READY FOR MORE SUGGESTIONS THOUGH, B3TA
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# YOU JUST ASKED FOR OUR FAVOURITES YOU DIDN'T SAY WE HAD TO BE ALL ARTY AND OBSCURE AND UNDERGROUND WITH IT YOU KNOW
I JUST USED TO HAVE A ROMANTIC THING ABOUT CARAVAGGIO THAT'S ALL

HOW ABOUT SOME EL GRECO, HE'S PRETTY COOL
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I still have a Picasso print on my wall
but it's not cubism.
 
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I am upset by this turn of events:
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# CELEBRITY JUSTICE
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
# HE IS LIKE A GOD TO ME
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# ah
as you say, it's a lighting exercise, not a special effects shoot.
 
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# It's a lighting assignment for a film class.
I thought this one was suitably goofy, if too complicated:
bp0.blogger.com/_hOqI9H5CI-Y/Rd08ZQhwQGI/AAAAAAAAAP0/OAYr5SIjWCM/s1600-h/M72_67_2.jpg
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# "O HAI!"
"WTF?"
"LOL"
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
IF IT IS BAROQUE, FIX THEM.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# IT IS BAROQUE; I FIX THEM GOOD
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# FIX. THEM.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# ARE YOU READY TO ROCOCO?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)
# DADA WAS A ROLLING STONE
OR SOMETHING
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# OH SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT ANOTHER DOUBLE CD BY ACCIDENT ON PURPOSE
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# THESE PURPOSEFUL ACCIDENTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO OCCUR WHEN CDs HAVE BEEN INVOLVED.
I know 'cause this happened to me the other day also.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# ah well, one of the discs is a DVD.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# He wants McDonalds
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# needing the killings.
woo and yuurg :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Is It Still Fashion Week ?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# MEE OWZA!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfume . . .
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# No
It is Animated Fashion Week.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Some people just won't hold still . . .
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# cat is crazy
is crazy cat.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# He should be nominated for an Oscar
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# ssSSSLLLLUURRRRRRRRRRRRPP!!!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# yikes!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccck.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# That pacifier is just right !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# brain juice
nice drawages!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# By the power of gino Ginelli!
leave the man alone!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# OH NO!
BRAIN LEACHES!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# heh heh
man gets slurped and sucked to death by slug shock...LIVE:)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# For a moment I read that as Slug Sock
hmm... Brain Slug Socks from the Planet Sock. Sounds like the 50's B-Movie of my dreams
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Or a B52s tune . . .
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I love the B52's their lyrics were simple, didn't really mean anything,
yet totally catchy and fun.

Planet Claire has Pink Hair,
All the Trees are Red,
Noone ever dies there,
Noone has a care.

Laaa lala laaa la etc.

also who can forget

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# TIN ROUGH !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)
# When Skinslugs Attack!
Tonight! On Channel 5!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# thought i'd try my hand at a recursive drawing but didn't feel like making a new thread.

but i do like this picture very much, which is why i responded to it in the first place.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Anne diamond
has returned to her home planet.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
#
diamond
robinson
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)
# NO ES BUENOOOOO!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGG!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# unusal hair conditioner
is all-slurpy wooness.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# bye b3ta
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# BBBRRRRMMMMMM
 
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# LOLLERSKATING!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# EV'RY DAY, IT'S A-GETTIN' CLOSER
IT'S A-GETTIN' CLOSER 

 
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# hahah yes!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# ha haaaa!

(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# yikes!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Crash Test Dummy . . . Zero . . . Wall . . . Won !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# a little kitty
goes a long way:)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# life in the fast lane
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# No . . . You Turn !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# neeowm!

Bus convey!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Ice Road Busers . . .
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
#  
Busers Bussists
This comment brought to you by the Bussists International Federated Transport Alliance
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Bussists are busy bussisting !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Geralds adventure soon came to an end!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# eat heem!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# His mouth looks rather full already.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I LOL'd
XD
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)
# noooooooo!
save him in your next pic
*likes happy endings*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# don't we all?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# NARC PARTY.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Hors D'Oeuvres Are Served !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Gerald is a wrong name for a cat
or am I missing something?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# i used to have a cat called graham
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)
# No........
I was lost for a caption!
Gerald is just the name
i gave the hamster!

dunno what to write! :|
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Squee! CATS!
Ford (the cat) approves of this post
Photobucket
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)
# an excellent cat.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Cat self pic!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Ford is a Cyborg!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# New Fangled Record Player
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# damnit,
got paint all over my 7"
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Oooooooh . . . so sorry that you don't use protection . . .
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# "?
7cm.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# wat
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I like this, it's pleasantly colourful.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# You can just image how soothing the sound is . . .
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Just add water.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Dehydrated tunes !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# /That duck on the lake's a decoy/
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# It's worth more than the duck !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# gorgeous piece of kit
new background for me......*saves*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Seeing is beholding . . . right on !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Cool. *paints his records*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Cool . . . you should try it backwards too !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# the new stone roses record?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# You . . . are very observe ant !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# highway code: be courteous and consider other road users:)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# consider them
WHILE YOU SHOOT THEM IN THEIR FACES
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# The flash to bang time shows that they are going faster than they can be caught . . .
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)
# mach one
they're gonna git some infidels......:(
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)
# If they're lucky they'll hit a wall !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:07, archived)
# today i found a massive cardboard box

it is awesome
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# This is good and I like it. Are you still planning a book?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# That would be awesome.
Do this.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)
# i've had so much work on recently that i've had to postpone it for a while.
soon, though. soon.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# fish on wheels!
more fish should be on wheels
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# It's a good thing that you got the box open in time to find all of that trippy stuff to mess around with !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)
# You are Solid Snake
AICMFP
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# ^this
!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Woo!!! I like this one a lot.
Not to say you have done any that are not 100% ace.

Also
Did you spaz your post and see this?
I posted it just before scroll off, LOL.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# that is fantastic :D
great stuff
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# ooh thass purdy :)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Astonishing !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# this should be an album cover
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# If only there was a band called 'Living In A Box'
Oh, wait.....

*once again a nice drawing :)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I bought a Polaroid camera...
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)
# this does not work as a stereogram
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)
# What does that mean?
:]
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# stereogram
two pictures from slightly different angles placed side by side you coss your eyes and it makes a 3d image.

This is not one of them
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Ooooooh.
It wasn't supposed to be that. :]
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# never the less I am confirming that it isn't
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# What else isn't it?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# your question
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# arghno
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# TOUGH BREAK KID; BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# ^5
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
x-you
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# don't use your science on me!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# how about my geography?
now that just sounds like a shoddy innuendo
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)
# It doesn´t work at all.
The photo is blank.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# what a silly photo
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I bought a whole bunch of no one cares.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I bought a whole bunch of shut the fuck up.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I bet you payed more for it than I did my 'no one cares'.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I doubt it...
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I'll cut you.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Curbstomp.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Lets never fight again :(
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Okiess.
:]
*hug*?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Hell no.
Instead we will build a fort.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# *assaulthug*
NOW we can build a fort. :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)
# EUPHEMISMS.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Wanna cyber?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)
# >:( Don't do that ever. Promise.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Hahahah
Sorry.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)
# STOMP?
STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?
STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?
STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?
STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?
STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?STOMP?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:07, archived)
# WILLNOTCLICK
WILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICK
WILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICK
WILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICK
WILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICK
WILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICKWILLNOTCLICK
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# maybe you prefer this:
not a little pattie in sight!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRQnrY5V-rY
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Awwwwwz!
Kangaroo! :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# lol kangaroo
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Ahahahah
My friend went to Australia with a group of kids, through People to People. she tried to feed a kangaroo a random clump of grass she picked, and it attacked this Kyle. XD
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Haven't they stopped making film for them?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Just about.
But I'm gonna use eBay to buy expired film, and get cool effects.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# you can press on the plastic layers as it develops
to get a very "paint" effect - use a small ball burnisher or pallet knife. takes some experimentation.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Yeah, that's what mofaha said.
:]
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)
# i had a polaroid camera once, but i lost it
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Oh, that sucks.,
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# you should have bought a webcam, much more fun...
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Pssh
yeah right. I am no webcam ho.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# SMOOTH!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# IT'S OKAY, HE'S NO HEXACHORDAL
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# If he could be, he would be.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Fixed
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# anne robinson?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Noo!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Take photo, place over interesting flatish object(s), place stack of books on top.
Couple of days(really rough) to a week(fine detail coins etc).

Positioning can be random, or you can get clever with it.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Oooh, cool.
Okies. :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)
# DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES
 

 
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)
# What's that a picture offf?
I can't tellll. :[
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)
# it's from Memento
www.imdb.com/title/tt0209144/mediaindex

but amusingly, I can't remember WHAT THE FUCK IT IS
because I never watch movies sober, so usually by the time I get to the end I'm like ooohhh I've seen this before yeah that's right oh.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
I got told to watch that movie, but I never did.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# AND THEN IT'S OVER AND I CAN FORGET ALL ABOUT IT TIL NEXT TIME.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# AWESOME
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# wait, what were we talking about?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)
# IT'S HIS CAR, DUDE.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# SWEET!
 
WHAT'S MINE SAY?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# haha :D
note to self: must remember to watch that film again
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:00, archived)
# .
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Is that...whatshisface?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# nah that's whoishefluff.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I has a polaroid camera
never used it, mind, it's all boxed up and everything
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# You should use ittttt.
They're funn. :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# YARRRRR!!!! TIS NIGHT NOW! THEY LASH! THERE BE RUM! ...
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# PHUNKAY PIRATE JAMBOREE!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# RAAAAWK!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# RRORUGUGHRGRAWAWAWAAAAAAAAAWWK!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# That
is 111% ROCK
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# OH YEAH, RWAAAAAAAWK IT!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# hahaha
if brian epilepsystein were here he'd sign him up:)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# FUCK OFF, ZAKK WYLDE.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# *Pinch Harmonics*
*pinches*

*on the face*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)
# You've summed him up.
SO YEAH, I WROTE ANOTHER RIFFS. IT'S JUST ALL PINCH HARMONICS. I'M ZAKK. CHUGGIN' BEERS.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# HEY ANDREW WK WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FRIDGE?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Dohohohohoho.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Partying, I should imagine.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:00, archived)
# And damn hard too!
IF YOU WANNA PARTY GOTTA PARTY HARD!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)
# LET'S GET A PARTY GOING, LET'S GET A PARTY GOING
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# hahaha
yep, that's pretty much how it goes
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# SHRAAWKRIFFRED IT !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I see a pirate dominating on the right, there.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Domination on the high seas.
Also
High Caug9
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# HAHAHA FUCK YEAH
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# rawk pirate bastards!!
um does anyone know the best way of fiddling the brightness contrast after scanning a pencil sketch?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Use curves.
Brightness+Contrast, Levels, and (worse)Threshold are not
really that useful for shaded work. Use lots of nodes.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# k, cheers, I'm doing the scan in colour this time, i have a greyscale scan but
there is this horrible colour cast through it :S
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Again curves.
If it is really punk cast convert to CMYK--adust curves--and
covert back to RGB--pump Saturation cuz' it can get mushy.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# ah i've fiddled it enough to digitally ink it i may just take that copout...
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# BUT MOSTLY SODOMY.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# mostly.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# : P
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# YARRRRRR!!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# such a wonderful film
some what ironic that the director of said marvel has now disappeared up his own sphincter.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I'm still keen for the Lovely Bones
 
although I'm currently reading Alice Sebold's Lucky, not sure how well her work will stand adaptation.
Great to read though.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# yeah I've read them both
be interesting to see how it turns out.

King Kong was epic gash though. Yough could of watched the original 1 and a half times before you even got round to seeing king kong..
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)
# heheh
yeah. I didn't much like the Lord of the Rings movies either, but that was mainly because of the cloying soundtrack (FUCK YOU HOWARD SHORE), as well as the fundamentally tedious source material.
I did think the visual effects were pretty sweet in Kong, but Jack Black was horribly miscast.

Haven't seen Heavenly Creatures since it was in theatres, though I remember it as good.. but I enjoy The Frighteners every time it's on the telly.

(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:00, archived)
# YARR!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I want to bang on dat rum all day !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# harrr!
shred the seven seas!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Pirates!
The new Dschinghis Khan's... Khan looks like a fucking pirate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNI9FjoX9M
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# daaaaaammmmmnn that fucking eurovision song contest has a LOT to answer for
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# OH FUCK YEAH!
WAIT NO 2/10 NEEDS MORE LASER PIRATES.

:P
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# THAT BE THE SHARKS JOB, LAD.

I should have had them bouncing too, but wanted to
post it more than go nuts animating. Thanks, you rule.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Hahaha no way. You made it loads better.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# SHARKS WITH FRICKIN LASER BEAMS!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
# KAZZZZZZZZIT !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
# WOAH
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# this is all kinds of excellent
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Rocking the boat!
 
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
# hit me!
with your riddim stick...joyful:)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# play thems funky musics white boys
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# oh hell yes this is good :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ehhee
Now i sleeeeeeeepzzz wid da beeezzzzzz
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# THIS BEEEEEEE BE MESSIN WITH MY BOTTOM!!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# DAT NO BEE, DAT DEM BEEZ!!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I ONLY SEEEEEEZZZZZZ ONEZZZZZ BEEEEEE!!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# DEM BEEZ BEE MORE DEN DEM SEEMZZZZ
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I DONT SEEEZZZ ANY SEAMZZZZ

(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

FUCK!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# HAHA, HEEHEE, ALL I SEEZ IN DEM BEEEZ
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahahaahahha
I WANT THAT COSTUME
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Or does it want ewe?
tatata
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# NO I WANT IT
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# DEM BEEZ . . . BEEZ IN MY BONNET !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# DAT BONNETT BEE NEEDIN MO BEEZZZ
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# ho ho
 
Malkovich rules
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# DA BEEZ BEE GIVIN HEE DA HEEBEEGEEBEEZZZZZZZZ
aand goodnight..
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# why the FUCK would they go to the Russians?!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# yay bees!
SUSHIBEE!


(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaand ACTION!
heheheheh....excellent
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] My first board post


Click for bigger (249 kb)


EDIT: fixed a 2 minor typos
EDIT 2: fixed size
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Uppon purcase?
I don't get it.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Maybe it's code?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I listened to the Ms Ices album again today and it seems to get better with each play
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# She's far too good.
Gonna stick with Harvey Milk for tonight though to give her a rest.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Hahahaha, YES!
Heavy. I used to listen to Special Wishes but didn't really bother with their most recent.

Old Glory (guitar solo antics) and War are my two favourites.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Yeah, got Special Wishes on at the moment. It doesn't quite beat Good Will and Courtesy though.
What's on your nights playlist?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I went back to some Boards of Canada for some background music to reading, but now I'm watching 28 days later so tunes have ceased.
Still, at least there's the joy of Godspeed in the opening sequence in that. Later I think I'll be consuming some Matthew Rober Cooper (Eluvium's piano album, it's beautiful).
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Accidental Memory in the Case of Death?
That one's my favourite, probably followed by Copia. Did you get the 7LP Boxset?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Sadly no, I only know Copia and AMitCoD.
His eponymous project: www.last.fm/music/Matthew+Robert+Cooper

The album is called Miniatures. Such a small following - it got no press whatsoever when released. Deserves much more - I think I prefer it to his Eluvium work.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Oh, noted. I'll try and grab it tomorrow. Cheers for the tip.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# sorry
meant purchase fixed now
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# *upon
COUGHFART.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Good form on changing the size. It's a classy picture too.
:)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# nicely done


nice editing :~)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# This is very amusing,
but still images should be under 100kb :)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# hey thats good...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# :o
Quick, someone sneak a croissant in there :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# that's rather charming
who's the artist?

searching in google for chicken wire sculpture brings up all kinds of stuff
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# i've got your large stimulus package right here
excellent lurkage! I think you've captured the spirit of how many view this weeks image challenge
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# holy monkey buttered toast
thats some proper lurkarage!
G'nite b3ta!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# but before i go...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# not as much as
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# i wholeheartedly agree
but your image is a tad big. I recommend you use the b3ta hosting by clicking post new message, then clicking the link that says switch to image mode.

then upload your picture, selecting the 'force click for big' option.

then copy the html code you get and edit your post remove what code is in it, and paste in the stuff from the b3ta hosting.

welcome, kitten stool etc.


edit: Excellent, *click*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# It's not the daytime, you know.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT?!?
...TO DICTATE WHEN THE SUN SHALL RISE AND SET!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I WENT TO A PARTY WITH ZEUS AND HE KISSED A MAN AND I'M CURRENTLY BLACKMAILING HIM, OKAY.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# that's why he has gotten a helpful response rather than:
FAQ MOTHERFUCKER

*shitty image at 99.9kb that we've seen a hundred times before*

this way, when our new friend posts on the day shift, this unpleasantness will be avoided.

and it is daytime here...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# OH! SO IT'S DAYTIME THERE NOW
TTSSATTSR QUIT FUCKING WITH THE SUN!!!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# TEEHEE.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# "kitten stool"?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Wii Knot !
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# .

(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)

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