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(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)

Is that Lily Allen's bum?

Why do I feel wrong for thinking she's quite sweet?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)

She's on the Q channel atm

I quite like the fear. Maybe it's my b3ta mind at work.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)

it is ...

Why do I feel wrong for wanting to touch her bum, while Keith watches dressed as the Sheriff of Nottingham.

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)

hahahahaha

wrong...

He scares the shit out of me... always has, always will

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)

be afraid

was saving this for essential but...
will link if deemed unsafe

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)

bloody hell!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)

My body is not reacting well to this image

there's all kinds of confusion going on

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)

Hahahaha, yes, this!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)

^this

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Ratsta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)

I would

love to hammer thatcher.

With a Hammer

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)

Hahaha

Tummy control pantz

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)

cor!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)

my miner's

gone on strike

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)

I was expecting larger testicles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)

Fingers crossed for random quote...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)

Oh fuck no.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)

it would be better

if she was dressed as Robin Hood and me as Friar Tuck.

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)

Because that is wrong.

YOU CANNOT DENY TEH SCEINTIFIC EVIDEENZ!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)

Because she was born into wealth.

You're not allowed to like people who are born into wealth and then try to do their own thing.

Or - well - just people who are born into wealth.

Something about mockneys, plastic Paddies, etc.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)

born into wealth?

how did that happen. Was she adopted?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)

shes lovely - dont feel wrong.

*googles for source image to fwap over*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)

hahaha

just googled for the source, and found this article: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2194417.ece

that's got to be a pseudonym the ~~journo~~ parasitic scum employee cunt's using

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)

Is it Prof's 30,000th post again tiem?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)

mmmm Lily Allen

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)

Nice arse

Shame about the face

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)

I know they exist

cos I've seen them on the telly

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)

Faces?

Yeah, it's true. I have one. *points* See?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)

*office guffaws*

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)

cheeky ninja

made me look like a rambling fool

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)

never had a nice one

one girl, it was really big, I had this tremendous sense of value...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)

Nice arse

Shame about the bottom it's attached to

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)

Pfft!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)

Eeuw! Double bagger!

..and only from behind!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)

that's a bottom that needs biting

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)

that's a biting comment

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)

it's certainly one to get your teeth into

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)

my opinion is somewhat divided

*scrolls up, that's better.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)

Don't, you'll make her sulk!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)

phwoar!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)

she shits out of that

ponder, she's eaten a dodgy kebab

and her guts are dropping out

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)

You keep your vile sexual fantasies to yourself!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)

hahahaha

you know you want some dodgy kebab action :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)

phwoar

chilli sauce bukkake

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)

What a bum.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)

Yeah, but she scrubs up well

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)

Yup, sorry.

nicely btw

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)

Let's not make this a habit

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)

She's terrifying.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)

~~terrifying~~ lush.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)

How it pains me to see that the two boys I raised to believe in the ten commandments have returned to me as two thieves with filthy mouths and bad attitudes

Get out! And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)

Well, the Sister was right.

You boys could use a little churching up. Slide on down to the Triple Rock, and catch Rev. Cleophus. You boys listen to what he's got to say.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Do you see the light?

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)

YES!

JESUS H TAP DANCING CHRIST!

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)

Can he do the charleston?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)

it's night and we're wearing sunglasses

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)

I wear sunglasses at night.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)

Sexy Nuns and Ammo?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)

Mature Nuns & Ammo (also sexy)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)

arf!

great source pic

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)

Very authentic 50s style American diner

(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)

Hahahahaha

"Filesize is a bit big though etc etc"

Hahaha

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)

Pfft!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)

*cough* negroes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)

it's an authentic

...American style diner.

(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)

fair point

I don't imagine spelling is the top skill amongst racist 50s American diner owners...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)

Besides, they'd have just said 'no nigurs'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)

true!

Some friends and I were out motorcycling a few years back, and decided to stop for a coffee at a roadside public house.

Outside was a chalk board bearing the words, "No Bikers".

Finding some chalky stone on the road, we added, "and no Niggers", and trundled off to find a more hospitable hostelry.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)

Hahahaha, I will now carry chalk with me at all times

For just such a situation :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)

Brilliant!

Fuck em eh?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)

Are you sure?

It's not full of fat people...

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)

them not be spellon right

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)

They only have two sorts round them ther parts

Stair and squares. Which one are you boy?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)

one of my dreams is i would like to own an american diner in london.

not all gimmicky like ed's easy diner or anything like that, just a place that sells american diner food in a nice enviroment. i love diners. i love table service. i love free refills on your coffee. i love waitresses on such a low minimum wage they have to be nice to you as they are counting on your tip to be able to feed their children. i love huge burgers and pea soup with bits of frankfurter floating in it.
america is wonderful.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)

Yeah America is a nice place

..shame about the people though

(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)

America's full of millions of people

they're not all awful

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)

But stereotypes are fun ;_;

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)

What else can one play one's long-playing records on?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)

proably..

but ever since family guy ripped on Montey Python I've been extremely bitter about them.

(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)

Yeah, there's that one guy....Ray I think his name is.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)

americans are ace as long as they're inside america.

i've eaten my way across half of the place and they're the nicest, warmest people in the world. there's just some radiation field around the states that instantly turns americans into loud, ghastly crass berks :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)

Oh cock off.

I'm tired of casual anti-Americanism.

"They're American, though - so what do you expect?!" *lulz*

FFS. Replace "American" with "Indian" and see what happens.

You can't blame 200 million people because you don't like who runs the show, or the tourist that asked a stupid question.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)

Sense of humour faliure?

(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)

Not at all.

Try wandering down Brixton high-road making racist jokes, and tell anyone who objects that they're having a sense of humour failure.

I give you five - no - three minutes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)

There is a difference between making a little fun of a race of 300 million people...

on a website and going up to someone in the street and telling a racist joke.

(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)

Let's just mock the french then. It's more historical.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)

yeah

exocet supplying cheese eating surrender bastards :)

(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)

Well yes.

In one situation you can go "opinions on the internet lol" and in the other you run a significant risk of getting your head kicked in.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)

I wouldn't say it was casual anti-Americanism.

If anything I'd say we put a fair amount of effort into it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)

I've been there

and outside the major conurbations they are as backward, narrow-minded and insular as... um... Britons

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)

This.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)

I would agree with you

were it not for the fact that roundabout 49-50 million not only voted for George Bush the first time, but then reelected him!

I can't think of another nation that would do this.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)

Erm ...

Dint New Labour led by Blair get in twice? Or is it three times now?

Besides which, 50m peeps is, er ... 1/8 the pop.

That's like judging Britain on the behaviour of Scotland.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)

Yeah, or stereotyping all Scottish people to say that they hate the English oh wait...

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)

they don't hate them

they love them

they love burning them

BURNING

BASTAADS! BURN THEM!!!

etc

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)

Precisely. Innit?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)

You clearly missed the opportunity to start that statement with:

'I have a dream!'

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)

I hate coffee.

Would you do the same with tea?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)

i can't see why not.

with the added bonus that i, as an englishman know the difference between boiling and boiled water, and do not believe that a tea bag should be reused

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)

Unless you make really weak tea each time.

And you're on a very tight budget.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)

Don't know it it's still there.

But there is/was a great one near Leicester Square. Little place but it even has that old style table top jukebox selector thing with all the old 60's songs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)

thats ed's easy diner

its nice but its a bit gimmicky

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)

I haven't been ther for about eight years so maybe they glammed it up a bit.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)

and huge buicks

the size of young aircraft carriers

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)

"People ask the question, just what exactly is a Tombola?..."

CFB

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)

I used to be so good at those.

I once got loads of teddies. So many, that someone gave me £5 to win them some, it was £1 a ticket, and I won them three bears :3

I won myself the two biggest bears, one of the smallest and a couple in between.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)

I think there's a bell curve in everyone's life where they are especially suseptible to tombolii.

Remember: Keep your children away from organised charity events. Try to get them on meth or crack or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)

I ain't ever having kids.

I think my sister is at the right age for tombola stardom though. She just doesn't go to many fayres D:

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)

haha fantastic

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)

Ha! and you can bet it would be better than that shit Rock'n'Rolla filum, too.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)

If I could be bothered to write a screenplay about a tombola GONE BA-AD, then I would because I suspect it would be more unique and interesting than some guns and shit.

The new guy ritchie film:
GUNS'N'SHIT - Out late this Easter

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)

*books tickets*

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)

nice one sir

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)

Aceness.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)

It's fête that brought them together

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)

bravo!

*applause*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)

its a fete worse than death

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)

Roll up! Roll up!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)

*rolls up*

*steps outside*
*inhales deeply*

damn you...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)

WHAT

(__, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)

My bandwagon sense is tingling...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)

nope

you're covered in bees

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)

Arf

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DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)

As your attorney, I advise you to touch it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)

I don't understand

but I do approve

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)

Gammon!

I bet it taste salty.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)

Gammon is not my choice.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)

Mstandot made me do it again

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)

At least we now know someone likes him!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)

Happytoast likes him

Trufax.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)

I love gammon.

Actually I am having it tonight for dinner.

(underdunk, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)

Twig wanted Bronson.....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)

the plot of that film is genius.

There are young people being loud and disrespectful, so he shoots them.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)

5/10

there's 'charles' at the bottom

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)

So what was Mr Bronson's name then?

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DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)

charles

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)

Ah, I see

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DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)

'xactly.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)

bronson's got to pay

bronson's got a toupee

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)

pffft....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)

haha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)

True!

I've been in the hands merciless sods for the last 4 months! Shoot me now coz I can't take any more paperwork!

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)

poor danny :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)

MUSIC BY JIMMY PAGE

is that the one out of led zep ?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)

Yep.

I never knew dat!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)

no that's Jimmy Somerville

Jimmy Page was in Erasure

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)

no that's Jimmy Nail

Jimmy Page was in The Krankies.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)

Now I want to shop this!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)

shop it hard

up the bum

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)

he was a bit gay for satan

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)

It always takes me ages to get round to making these

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)

aww

poor bigfeets :(

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)

Gah! Mindpiss!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)

Aaaw poor Bigfoot

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)

Awww.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)

*gives Bigfoot a hug*

*gets crushed*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)

Nah, he's a big softee

Quite literally, as it happens.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)

poor sasquatch :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)

Mstandot made me do it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)

"Any of you mummafukka MOO

An Isa kill ever las won yew ..."

*kills*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)

Mesah so sowwy!

Arf!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)

you've gone to all the trouble of sliding him under the text

but haven't changed it.

I commend your dedication.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)

Thats some top shopping right there!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)

"lighten filter" (fireworks)

The original background of that text was very dark

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)

makes the ewoks

look like fucking Shaft

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)

Someone's got level 2 marksman on that pistol.

*geek shame*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)

Eh.

EH?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)

You probably got too bored before reaching it.

COD4

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)

You probably ~~got too bored before reaching it~~ turned the gun on yourself out of mercy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)

You're dead to me

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

yay the pasty goblins are here!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)

haha i think you've just renamed the little scamps :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)

I vote for pasty pixies

for both alliteration and cornishness.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

Have them make contrived, obvious jokes

Preferably about pedal ailments

For extra corniness.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)

and throw out the blacks

to keep cornwall traditional, get home rule and their own flag.*

_{*I have no idea if Cornish seperatists are indeed horrible racists. If they aren't, sorry.}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)

Oh.

I was on about being corny. About corns.

But no - I don't care for the Cornish separatists either.

"Cornwall for the Cornish! And, er ... tourism trade ... please ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)

I got that you were doing the corny/cornwall thing

and appreciated your post, but felt I had nothing to add to it so I went off at a tangent with mine.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)

WELL FINE.

ITS NOT AS IF YOU'VE EVER GOT ON WITH MY MOTHER, IS IT?

(10 points)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)

On? no, not 'on' as such

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)

Aw! If I knew a pasty thread was on it's way I would have saved this till now

www.b3ta.com/board/9216549

Yay for pasty goblins!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)

=D awesome :)

the little fella better start running once that dog clocks its a tasty steak filled awesome fest

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)

hahahaha

absolutely menthol

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)

pasty party!

huzzah

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)

*infects Twig's pasty with swede*

Mwahahahaaaaa!
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

in't swede supposed to be in a pasty?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)

Not in a Norwegian pasty

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)

hahaaha!

I LIKE swede...so there

edit: is there herring in this Norwegian pasty?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)

but . . . but . . .

it tastes of WEE!
Yuk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)

I bet the pasty goblins

know how to make a good pasty, they certainly wouldn't put minced beef or diced carrot in one, oh no no!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)

I like mince in a pasty.

I wouldn't go so far as to label it "proper", because that's a meaningless bit of piffle, but it can definately be nice.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)

it depends on my pasty occasion. if i'm making them i'll not use mince

but i'll hold my hands up to enjoying the odd ginsters now and again

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

Oh yea it's all good

but isn't that technically a beef patty or some such?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

I once tried to name one correctly

but it was drowned out by the loud sound of me going nom nom nom nom nom yummy.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)

Nom nom nom

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)

this is actually me.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)

big chunks of steak which they mine themselves

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)

I'd love to visit a steak mine.

Imagine the rivers of gravy and dripping that run from the open pit... a man with a loaf could be happy there for all time*.

_{*for a while, anyway}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)

give me a little portable camping stove, a couple of loaves of bread and a sack of onions and the steak mine is my big rock candy mountain

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)

*Obrotherwhereartthous*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)

the pasty pixies please me

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)

I've just shown that to someone who just finished a free pasty.

You have the approval of a post-pasty eater.
woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)

They've got no right to insult him like that.

It's not like they're David Dickinson.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)

haha

and to that vvv

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)

"Fuck off vicar, 'ts got gravy in it."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)

hehehehe!

fella looks like he do do with some food he's looking a bit pasty. probably a vegetarian.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)

Eyep hiss onyor mined.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)

*sets up video cam.

*profits

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)

*demands royalties*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)

wait

what?

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)

Over there ------>

But not without the trees, because he didn't have one, so they came too early, and now it's all gone.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

Mmmm Pastys!!

*dances*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)

when young mstandot eats a pasty he becomes Pastyman

and strikes fear into the hearts of bakers everywhere. ne'er a evil doer 'scapes his gaze.

i wish this was true

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)

Yes! So do I

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)

NEW! FROM JML - THE PASTY SLED!!!11

Do you have trouble moving your enormous pasty from place to place?
No?
Buy it anyway!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)

I find myself completely taken in by their sheer glee

And I look forward to the next exciting installment.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)

ah pasty goblin is the most content creature in christendom :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)

You're quite mad

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)

it's the females that suffer most

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)

Ha ha!

Well, that's evolution for you.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)

noon!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

Howdy do!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

hahaha

ace

and maybe I should marry a dalek

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)

If you think about it they'd make perfect wives, actually.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

apart from the lack of boobs

obviously

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)

DUH!

Look at her! She's COVERED in them!
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)

nipples Dave

where are the nipples? you need to have a nipple on a boob

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)

The plunger on the front will perk them up

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)

TLH is a very lucky woman

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)

'lo twig

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

'lo

bibblyboobs

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)

Mmmm

BOOBS!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)

Awwwww......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)

hahaha! Ace....

...But daleks are cratures without feelings.
Don't know desire and aslo don't know disappoinment.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

but you only see the male ones on TV

who's to know the truth

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)

Aww!

This made me sad!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

Ahah

So that's why they're so bitter and twisted.

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Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)

Drugs 'n' guns

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)

*spang!*

Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

*thinks*

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

*passes tissues*

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)

You really shouldn't have eaten them, you know....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

Got to get my five a day

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)

It was the meercat post what made me do it!

*points down the board*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)

Ro-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

can I just say..

NO
(yay)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)

hes a right ugly cunt that chap

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)

needs more

~~drugs~~
Bronson

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

hahaha

so he's going to shoot someone up?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)

Hahaha

I obviously never bought any of these in my childhood.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)

LEGEND!

that is all

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)

Why, Thankyou.

I'm qiute fond of you too, (but not in a gay way)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)

Hahaha

*uses cover for making wraps*

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)

Ka-BOOOOOM!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)

Ka-BOOOOOM! indeed, sir

nice to have you back.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

*waits for her to insert it*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

Mr & Mrs Certit-But-To-No-Real-Effect...

and their sons Ike and Justin

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)

?I'm having trouble getting that

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)

that reminds me

I'm going paintballing soon, I need to do a 'Nam film marathon first

terrific stuff

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

*grabs*

*chains to chair never to leave us again*

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

*Converts vast body-mass into gas*

*escapes*
*leaves slightly eggy odour*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

Dammit!

Foiled again!
*sniffs*
*chokes*
*dies*

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

Are you sure can she can handle that big weapon?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

It's just a Plasma-Injected Fission Cutter.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)

But it still looks heavey

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

Something SA?

Amber prepares to blast OZ Basic all kinds of dead!

Though the end of it looks like it could do some mean dental work.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)

yiff

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

She looks very worried for someone with such a fucking BFG!

verily woo and WB.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)

That gun is quite teeny.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)

I think we can just take it as red

that everything you post gets a click from me

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)

Ooh!

Glad you're back. Mashing Cadbury Creme Eggs against our foreheads isn't the same without you.

And I know I had nothing to do with it, but thanks for the squirrel girls doing...something

(Howdy Rowdy had his camera nicked on the Metro, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)

I was musing on how to visually define or represent the phrase "o noes!":

EDIT: Thanks to Prodigy 69 for the grass loldrugzors.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

Oh Noes!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

Awwww...

I always feel really bad when I tread on a snail.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

Me too

slugs however can fuck off.

Fucking arthropode tramps littering up our streets

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

What did the slug say to the snail?

big issue mate?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)

I am sure the Snail's family feel worse ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)

i used to stamp on them and kill crabs on purpose too,now i even

let little fish live :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)

Oh noes!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

Oh Noes!

Needs more tread on bottom of shoe

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

Yeah I thought this.

But then - after consideration - I simply couldn't be arsed.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)

For your fair comment

you get my ten minute effort with TO'B's pasty pic

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)

10 minutes?! Isn't that, like

How old Michael Winner is or something?

Oo look a pigeon!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)

For your ten minute effort

You get my ironic applause gif.

In no way having a go at your post it's just that I put it together ages ago and in defiance of Barbarossa's law nobody seems to be failing at the moment.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)

Hehehe

That does make me giggle!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)

I also have a fail animation waiting to be unleashed....
'lo!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

heh

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

AWWWW!

TEH FLUFF!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

now fast forward a few years and imagine him sinking his teefs into your skull

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)

Fucking let him try it the little shit.

I'd smack him like a ginger stranger's child.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)

Leave Clansoul Alone!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)

Sounds liek something

a chinaman would say

"You want more tread on bottom of shoe?"

I'm sorry...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)

Hmm

Looks like I've ordered one too many Chinese takeaways

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)

GO ON BARRY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)

nice,ave a thread undeserving toap

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)

That's the whole point of t'internets, shirley?

I'm currently ~~arguing~~ shouting at Will Carling about wanting Cipriani in the England rugby team against Ireland. It's great

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)

OMGROFL URSOGAY!!!11!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)

roflcopter and,lmao to you sonny

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

Oh the ironing

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)

Hahaha this.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)

I YAM HIDIN BEHIND AN BISKIT

slight tj: who would like to explain to me the differences between character sets (ISO8859) and Unicode?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)

character sets (ISO8859) is for geeks

ladies love guys who know Unicode

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)

see

am I right in thinking that ISO-8859-9 (say) is just normal standard ASCII (128) plus whatever weird characters up to 256 (8-bit) and Unicode is a shitload of characters (16-bit)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)

what damage would it cause

if I gave you a made up an answer?
I don't know, sorry

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)

Me!

If I knew

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)

Unicode (I think) can be parsed to any language OS

whereas specific Char Sets have to have those sets installed in order to display correctly.

In an XML-y kind of way.
Possibly.

*runs away from the nay-sayers*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

Marvellous.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)

cheers!

It's only a lunch-break job, mind!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

Woo! I was musing on how to visually define or represent the phrase "Erk!!"

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

ERK!

Unless one is gay, presumably, in which case the reaction would be "Lush."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)

I depends what it's bulging and seething with.

Boiling custard would sting the eyes, methinks.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)

heh :)

wrong brush...but he looks chipper :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)

All work considered

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Ninj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

Ha ha ha!

RACIST!

Apparently they create the best erections in town!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

Your sig still works a treat

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

Ooops, I forgot this:

;)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)

Yeah I know.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

Ive seen

"BJ BUILDERS
FULL ERECTION SERVICES"

Before

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)

Aye, there are some crackers out there :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

cool glare

You'll find no lols here, sir.

(Dresen H.O.M.G., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

helluva lurk

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)

I think this would be good for a real builder.

(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

I think I have actually seen that tagline

on a van somewhere.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

Arf!

Nicely done

:)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

Hahahaha indians

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

/Manning

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)

Careful now...

You've used the word 'Indians' to describe someone from India.

That makes you a racist...

personally, I think any Indian builder would be MAD not to use that slogan

TJ TIEM:
Can anyone point me in the direction of the very first Henry pic (perhaps the sauce; not the .psd on GSTQ's page)?

Much obliged...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

This

Utterly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

Is it not the one of him walking under the blossom trees?

...the one that's used for the group on FB...

I always assumed that was the original but could be wrong.

JPG's yer boy for this one I think.

EDIT - Here's his musings on the origin...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)

Ramblings, more like....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)

no use to me sadly

Facebook's blocked at work

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

here ya go, lad...

psd here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)

Leicester:

There is a fast food gaff called McIndians, with exactly that tagline.

McIndians? Who comes up with this shyte?

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)

this was in my head a while back

Barryheadwound did the hard work, I took advantage :)

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)

This is fact

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)

ver nice

but surely with Morph next to him?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)

Oh God

You're right of course. I'm all shopped out for one day. Somebody?

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)

also Mr Benn

who was ritually sacrificed and placed at Tony Hart's feet in his tomb

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)

or that one off Scratchy & Co?

edit: Mark Speight

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)

Speight you say?

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speighting

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

oh my

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)

If you find it amusing, it was all my idea.

If not, it is Discomeats' fault!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

I'll let you wonder

in your own private guilty proud purgatory :D

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)

It would explain his extreme talent!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)

this reminds me of a glowing mister burns prancing out of the woods

in the 'springfield files' episode.

I bring you peaaaacccce!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

Vintage Simpsons!

Although Family Guy pwns Simpsons these days

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

vintage simpsons is the ONLY simpsons.

The new (well - series 12 onwards) episodes are just dire

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

I've been loving the supposedly crap ones

from the Prisoner episode onward people have been saying it's rubbish, but it makes me laugh. As does Family guy.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)

Hahaha you're more than welcome!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)

Wot?

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Ninj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)

Silly meerkat, you needs thumbs to operate gun.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

Guns don't kill people, thumbs do!

thumbs do! hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)

And monkeys.

If you give them a gun.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)

Thumb people, don't do gun kills

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)

they declare a thumb war!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

Simples

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

the best thing about that is

they've actually set up a findameerkat.com website and it's even quite funny

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gravytrain, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

I've seen it.

I think it is a very clever advert, not just because it is funny, but the marketing angle is brilliant. I like the new one with the jingles.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

i'm inclined to agree

which is irritating as most adverts make me want to become an ascetic

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gravytrain, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)

they don't even sound de same!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

It's the little additions that make that good

like the way he stands still when playing the first one and then mouths the words to his one. Simples but very clever.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)

That's how we roll

mother funkster

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)

\o/ for tooled-up marsupials*

*if they are indeed marsupials. I've no idea.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)

'Tooled' up?

Well is that's yer bag!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)

Ah, the old gun magazines.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)

hurray for meerkats!

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)

Ahahahahaha!

Eurgh, the front cover has 'kat pups. Disgusting paedo!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)

Go boy go!

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Cashy, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)

Indeed.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)

And bunnies!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)

still so cute

andyou even shaded the balls and bell.
this a wdc
well drawn

(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

Hahahaha...

Nice one matey! :D

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Ninj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)

"Your small guns increased by 1"

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)

Hello.

Bigger (240kb)

Top one wants your Jaffa Cakes.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)

Well that's alright then

I finished the Jaffa Cakes during elevenses. all I've got are these Polish chocolate covered fig roll things

Edit: How rude. Nice Demoning

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)

Bleurgh.

No wonder you ate the Jaffa Cakes instead.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)

Choco covered fig rolls?

*steals*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

You are more than welcome to them

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)

Are they not nice then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

They're... unusual

Work colleague bought them and now he finds he doesn't like them he's trying to palm them off on the rest of us as some faux sign of generosity.

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)

Gor they sound good

I had an unprouncable bag of polish chocolate covered jelly things aa few weeks back, they where ace.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

pennsylvanian spiced biskwits here :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

Now these sound nyom!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

hello

good lord haha
ace artwork

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)

Needs more Afro Disco Cat ;)

Woo! In other news, I am well stuffed! I just made a massive fry up :S

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)

did you?

I could do with some slurp now.

hmm

oh kak, no bread.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

Aye,

it was 2 bacons, 2 sausages, beans, fried egg, fried slice and sauteed potatoes.

BRING ON THE CORONARY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)

I might have a nice salad today

battered and deep fried

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

Ha!

That's more like it :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

I say!

surprised demon is very surprised

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'm now yelling 'PASTY!' in the manner I imagine the little fellow is doing, then giggling helplessly at my own voice.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

Wip willy woo!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

me too now

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)

! Remembers

I loved this little fella, I was going to do something (with your permssion) aaaages back that involved him but I never got anywhere on it

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

hehe well feel free if you fancy

i think i may start drawing him again. he's such a cheerful little scamp

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)

Cheers

(if I get a time I will)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)

Pasty! \o/

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

MFW!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

I did not expect that

but I enjoyed it!

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Weetobix, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)

this makes me happy

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

Crivens not the Jaffa Cake anything but the Jaffa Cakes of Chocolate Orangey goodness.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

First Chinese President...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)

Who is the president of China?

Yes.

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)

Hu Flung Dung

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)

Sum Yung Gy

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

you are

its just been announced

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)

Valack Ovama

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)

You wan sore finger wi that?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)

oh ye gods and goodness gracious by the mighty beard of brian make it go away

(Dresen H.O.M.G., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)

Daffy The duck

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)

Where's the chuckling Dog?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)

thath dethpicable

Woo!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)

Still love it

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)

breaks me out in the giggles everytime.

He's looking at yooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)

Low poly

Is it for a game?

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)

That'll thtop him being tho thmug!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)

Mmm ... blood-infused faeces ...

And now - some lunch.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)

After that comment you're welcome to my tomato and basil soup.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)

*re-evaluates options for lunch*

*bokes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)

pfft!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)

arf

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)

Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty..

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)

Is that Geroge bush?

or Vladimir putin?

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Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)

I would like to think it's Bush.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

hahahaha

see people, simplicity is the key

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

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