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# prob bindunsky
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Is that Lily Allen's bum?
Why do I feel wrong for thinking she's quite sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# She's on the Q channel atm
I quite like the fear. Maybe it's my b3ta mind at work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# it is ...
Why do I feel wrong for wanting to touch her bum, while Keith watches dressed as the Sheriff of Nottingham.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
wrong...

He scares the shit out of me... always has, always will
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# be afraid

was saving this for essential but...
will link if deemed unsafe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# bloody hell!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# My body is not reacting well to this image
there's all kinds of confusion going on
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha, yes, this!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I would
love to hammer thatcher.



With a Hammer
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Tummy control pantz
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# my miner's
gone on strike
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I was expecting larger testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Fingers crossed for random quote...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Oh fuck no.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# it would be better
if she was dressed as Robin Hood and me as Friar Tuck.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Because that is wrong.

YOU CANNOT DENY TEH SCEINTIFIC EVIDEENZ!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Because she was born into wealth.
You're not allowed to like people who are born into wealth and then try to do their own thing.

Or - well - just people who are born into wealth.

Something about mockneys, plastic Paddies, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# born into wealth?
how did that happen. Was she adopted?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# shes lovely - dont feel wrong.
*googles for source image to fwap over*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
just googled for the source, and found this article: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2194417.ece

that's got to be a pseudonym the journo parasitic scum employee cunt's using
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Is it Prof's 30,000th post again tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# mmmm Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Nice arse
Shame about the face
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I know they exist
cos I've seen them on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Faces?
Yeah, it's true. I have one. *points* See?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *office guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# cheeky ninja
made me look like a rambling fool
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# never had a nice one
one girl, it was really big, I had this tremendous sense of value...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Nice arse
Shame about the bottom it's attached to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Eeuw! Double bagger!
..and only from behind!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# that's a bottom that needs biting
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# that's a biting comment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# it's certainly one to get your teeth into
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# my opinion is somewhat divided
*scrolls up, that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Don't, you'll make her sulk!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# she shits out of that
ponder, she's eaten a dodgy kebab

and her guts are dropping out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# You keep your vile sexual fantasies to yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaha
you know you want some dodgy kebab action :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# phwoar
chilli sauce bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# What a bum.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Yeah, but she scrubs up well
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Yup, sorry.


nicely btw
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Let's not make this a habit
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# She's terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
#
terrifying lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# How it pains me to see that the two boys I raised to believe in the ten commandments have returned to me as two thieves with filthy mouths and bad attitudes
Get out! And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Well, the Sister was right.
You boys could use a little churching up. Slide on down to the Triple Rock, and catch Rev. Cleophus. You boys listen to what he's got to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Do you see the light?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# YES!
JESUS H TAP DANCING CHRIST!

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Can he do the charleston?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# it's night and we're wearing sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I wear sunglasses at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Sexy Nuns and Ammo?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Mature Nuns & Ammo (also sexy)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# arf!
great source pic
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Very authentic 50s style American diner
(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha

"Filesize is a bit big though etc etc"

Hahaha
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *cough* negroes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# it's an authentic
...American style diner.
(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# fair point
I don't imagine spelling is the top skill amongst racist 50s American diner owners...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Besides, they'd have just said 'no nigurs'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# true!
Some friends and I were out motorcycling a few years back, and decided to stop for a coffee at a roadside public house.

Outside was a chalk board bearing the words, "No Bikers".

Finding some chalky stone on the road, we added, "and no Niggers", and trundled off to find a more hospitable hostelry.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha, I will now carry chalk with me at all times
For just such a situation :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Brilliant!
Fuck em eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Are you sure?
It's not full of fat people...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# them not be spellon right
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# They only have two sorts round them ther parts
Stair and squares. Which one are you boy?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# one of my dreams is i would like to own an american diner in london.
not all gimmicky like ed's easy diner or anything like that, just a place that sells american diner food in a nice enviroment. i love diners. i love table service. i love free refills on your coffee. i love waitresses on such a low minimum wage they have to be nice to you as they are counting on your tip to be able to feed their children. i love huge burgers and pea soup with bits of frankfurter floating in it.
america is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah America is a nice place
..shame about the people though
(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# America's full of millions of people
they're not all awful
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# But stereotypes are fun ;_;
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# What else can one play one's long-playing records on?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# proably..
but ever since family guy ripped on Montey Python I've been extremely bitter about them.
(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah, there's that one guy....Ray I think his name is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# americans are ace as long as they're inside america.
i've eaten my way across half of the place and they're the nicest, warmest people in the world. there's just some radiation field around the states that instantly turns americans into loud, ghastly crass berks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Oh cock off.
I'm tired of casual anti-Americanism.

"They're American, though - so what do you expect?!" *lulz*

FFS. Replace "American" with "Indian" and see what happens.

You can't blame 200 million people because you don't like who runs the show, or the tourist that asked a stupid question.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Sense of humour faliure?
(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Not at all.
Try wandering down Brixton high-road making racist jokes, and tell anyone who objects that they're having a sense of humour failure.

I give you five - no - three minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# There is a difference between making a little fun of a race of 300 million people...
on a website and going up to someone in the street and telling a racist joke.
(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Let's just mock the french then. It's more historical.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# yeah
exocet supplying cheese eating surrender bastards :)
(Peter_G, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Well yes.
In one situation you can go "opinions on the internet lol" and in the other you run a significant risk of getting your head kicked in.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I wouldn't say it was casual anti-Americanism.
If anything I'd say we put a fair amount of effort into it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I've been there
and outside the major conurbations they are as backward, narrow-minded and insular as... um... Britons
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I would agree with you
were it not for the fact that roundabout 49-50 million not only voted for George Bush the first time, but then reelected him!

I can't think of another nation that would do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Erm ...
Dint New Labour led by Blair get in twice? Or is it three times now?

Besides which, 50m peeps is, er ... 1/8 the pop.

That's like judging Britain on the behaviour of Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yeah, or stereotyping all Scottish people to say that they hate the English oh wait...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# they don't hate them
they love them

they love burning them

BURNING

BASTAADS! BURN THEM!!!

etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Precisely. Innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# You clearly missed the opportunity to start that statement with:
'I have a dream!'
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I hate coffee.
Would you do the same with tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# i can't see why not.
with the added bonus that i, as an englishman know the difference between boiling and boiled water, and do not believe that a tea bag should be reused
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Unless you make really weak tea each time.
And you're on a very tight budget.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Don't know it it's still there.
But there is/was a great one near Leicester Square. Little place but it even has that old style table top jukebox selector thing with all the old 60's songs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# thats ed's easy diner
its nice but its a bit gimmicky
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I haven't been ther for about eight years so maybe they glammed it up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# and huge buicks
the size of young aircraft carriers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# "People ask the question, just what exactly is a Tombola?..."

CFB
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I used to be so good at those.
I once got loads of teddies. So many, that someone gave me £5 to win them some, it was £1 a ticket, and I won them three bears :3

I won myself the two biggest bears, one of the smallest and a couple in between.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I think there's a bell curve in everyone's life where they are especially suseptible to tombolii.

Remember: Keep your children away from organised charity events. Try to get them on meth or crack or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I ain't ever having kids.
I think my sister is at the right age for tombola stardom though. She just doesn't go to many fayres D:
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# haha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Ha! and you can bet it would be better than that shit Rock'n'Rolla filum, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# If I could be bothered to write a screenplay about a tombola GONE BA-AD, then I would because I suspect it would be more unique and interesting than some guns and shit.

The new guy ritchie film:
GUNS'N'SHIT - Out late this Easter
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *books tickets*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# nice one sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Aceness.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# It's fête that brought them together
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# bravo!
*applause*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# its a fete worse than death
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Roll up! Roll up!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# *rolls up*
*steps outside*
*inhales deeply*

damn you...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# WHAT
(__, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# My bandwagon sense is tingling...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# nope
you're covered in bees
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# As your attorney, I advise you to touch it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I don't understand
but I do approve
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Gammon!
I bet it taste salty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Gammon is not my choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Mstandot made me do it again
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# At least we now know someone likes him!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Happytoast likes him
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I love gammon.
Actually I am having it tonight for dinner.
(underdunk, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Twig wanted Bronson.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# the plot of that film is genius.
There are young people being loud and disrespectful, so he shoots them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# 5/10
there's 'charles' at the bottom
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# So what was Mr Bronson's name then?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# charles
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Ah, I see
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# 'xactly.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# bronson's got to pay
bronson's got a toupee
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# True!
I've been in the hands merciless sods for the last 4 months! Shoot me now coz I can't take any more paperwork!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# poor danny :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# MUSIC BY JIMMY PAGE
is that the one out of led zep ?
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Yep.
I never knew dat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# no that's Jimmy Somerville
Jimmy Page was in Erasure
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# no that's Jimmy Nail
Jimmy Page was in The Krankies.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Now I want to shop this!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# shop it hard
up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# he was a bit gay for satan
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# It always takes me ages to get round to making these
Focus
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# aww
poor bigfeets :(
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Gah! Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Aaaw poor Bigfoot
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Awww.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *gives Bigfoot a hug*
*gets crushed*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Nah, he's a big softee
Quite literally, as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# poor sasquatch :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Mstandot made me do it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# "Any of you mummafukka MOO
An Isa kill ever las won yew ..."

*kills*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Mesah so sowwy!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# you've gone to all the trouble of sliding him under the text
but haven't changed it.

I commend your dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Thats some top shopping right there!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# "lighten filter" (fireworks)
The original background of that text was very dark
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# makes the ewoks
look like fucking Shaft
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Someone's got level 2 marksman on that pistol.
*geek shame*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Eh.
EH?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# You probably got too bored before reaching it.
COD4
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
#
You probably got too bored before reaching it turned the gun on yourself out of mercy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# You're dead to me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# yay the pasty goblins are here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# haha i think you've just renamed the little scamps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I vote for pasty pixies
for both alliteration and cornishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Have them make contrived, obvious jokes
Preferably about pedal ailments

For extra corniness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# and throw out the blacks
to keep cornwall traditional, get home rule and their own flag.*

*I have no idea if Cornish seperatists are indeed horrible racists. If they aren't, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Oh.
I was on about being corny. About corns.

But no - I don't care for the Cornish separatists either.

"Cornwall for the Cornish! And, er ... tourism trade ... please ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I got that you were doing the corny/cornwall thing
and appreciated your post, but felt I had nothing to add to it so I went off at a tangent with mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# WELL FINE.
ITS NOT AS IF YOU'VE EVER GOT ON WITH MY MOTHER, IS IT?

(10 points)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# On? no, not 'on' as such
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Aw! If I knew a pasty thread was on it's way I would have saved this till now
www.b3ta.com/board/9216549

Yay for pasty goblins!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# =D awesome :)
the little fella better start running once that dog clocks its a tasty steak filled awesome fest
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaha
absolutely menthol
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# pasty party!
huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# *infects Twig's pasty with swede*
Mwahahahaaaaa!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# in't swede supposed to be in a pasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Not in a Norwegian pasty


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# hahaaha!
I LIKE swede...so there

edit: is there herring in this Norwegian pasty?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# but . . . but . . .
it tastes of WEE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I bet the pasty goblins
know how to make a good pasty, they certainly wouldn't put minced beef or diced carrot in one, oh no no!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I like mince in a pasty.
I wouldn't go so far as to label it "proper", because that's a meaningless bit of piffle, but it can definately be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# it depends on my pasty occasion. if i'm making them i'll not use mince
but i'll hold my hands up to enjoying the odd ginsters now and again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Oh yea it's all good
but isn't that technically a beef patty or some such?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I once tried to name one correctly
but it was drowned out by the loud sound of me going nom nom nom nom nom yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# this is actually me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# big chunks of steak which they mine themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I'd love to visit a steak mine.
Imagine the rivers of gravy and dripping that run from the open pit... a man with a loaf could be happy there for all time*.

*for a while, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# give me a little portable camping stove, a couple of loaves of bread and a sack of onions and the steak mine is my big rock candy mountain
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
#
*Obrotherwhereartthous*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# the pasty pixies please me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I've just shown that to someone who just finished a free pasty.
You have the approval of a post-pasty eater.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# They've got no right to insult him like that.
It's not like they're David Dickinson.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# haha
and to that vvv
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# "Fuck off vicar, 'ts got gravy in it."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hehehehe!
fella looks like he do do with some food he's looking a bit pasty. probably a vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Eyep hiss onyor mined.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
#
*sets up video cam.

*profits
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *demands royalties*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# wait
what?
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Over there ------>
But not without the trees, because he didn't have one, so they came too early, and now it's all gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Mmmm Pastys!!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# when young mstandot eats a pasty he becomes Pastyman
and strikes fear into the hearts of bakers everywhere. ne'er a evil doer 'scapes his gaze.

i wish this was true
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Yes! So do I


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# NEW! FROM JML - THE PASTY SLED!!!11
Do you have trouble moving your enormous pasty from place to place?
No?
Buy it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I find myself completely taken in by their sheer glee
And I look forward to the next exciting installment.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# ah pasty goblin is the most content creature in christendom :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# You're quite mad
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# it's the females that suffer most

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
Well, that's evolution for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# noon!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Howdy do!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
ace

and maybe I should marry a dalek
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# If you think about it they'd make perfect wives, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# apart from the lack of boobs
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# DUH!
Look at her! She's COVERED in them!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# nipples Dave
where are the nipples? you need to have a nipple on a boob
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# The plunger on the front will perk them up


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# ?
TLH is a very lucky woman
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# 'lo twig
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# 'lo
bibblyboobs
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Mmmm
BOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Awwwww......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha! Ace....
...But daleks are cratures without feelings.
Don't know desire and aslo don't know disappoinment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# but you only see the male ones on TV
who's to know the truth
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Aww!
This made me sad!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ahah
So that's why they're so bitter and twisted.
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Drugs 'n' guns
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# *spang!*
Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *thinks*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *passes tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# You really shouldn't have eaten them, you know....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Got to get my five a day
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# It was the meercat post what made me do it!
*points down the board*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Ro-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# can I just say..
NO
(yay)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hes a right ugly cunt that chap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# needs more
drugs
Bronson
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
so he's going to shoot someone up?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I obviously never bought any of these in my childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# LEGEND!
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Why, Thankyou.
I'm qiute fond of you too, (but not in a gay way)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
*uses cover for making wraps*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Ka-BOOOOOM!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ka-BOOOOOM! indeed, sir
nice to have you back.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *waits for her to insert it*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Mr & Mrs Certit-But-To-No-Real-Effect...
and their sons Ike and Justin
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ?I'm having trouble getting that
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# that reminds me
I'm going paintballing soon, I need to do a 'Nam film marathon first

terrific stuff
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *grabs*
*chains to chair never to leave us again*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *Converts vast body-mass into gas*
*escapes*
*leaves slightly eggy odour*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Dammit!
Foiled again!
*sniffs*
*chokes*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Are you sure can she can handle that big weapon?




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# It's just a Plasma-Injected Fission Cutter.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# But it still looks heavey


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Something SA?
Amber prepares to blast OZ Basic all kinds of dead!

Though the end of it looks like it could do some mean dental work.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# yiff
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# She looks very worried for someone with such a fucking BFG!
verily woo and WB.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# That gun is quite teeny.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I think we can just take it as red
that everything you post gets a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Ooh!
Glad you're back. Mashing Cadbury Creme Eggs against our foreheads isn't the same without you.

And I know I had nothing to do with it, but thanks for the squirrel girls doing...something
(Howdy Rowdy had his camera nicked on the Metro, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I was musing on how to visually define or represent the phrase "o noes!":


EDIT: Thanks to Prodigy 69 for the grass loldrugzors.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Oh Noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Awwww...
I always feel really bad when I tread on a snail.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Me too
slugs however can fuck off.

Fucking arthropode tramps littering up our streets
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# What did the slug say to the snail?


big issue mate?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I am sure the Snail's family feel worse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# i used to stamp on them and kill crabs on purpose too,now i even
let little fish live :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Oh Noes!
Needs more tread on bottom of shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Yeah I thought this.
But then - after consideration - I simply couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# For your fair comment
you get my ten minute effort with TO'B's pasty pic

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# 10 minutes?! Isn't that, like
How old Michael Winner is or something?

Oo look a pigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# For your ten minute effort
You get my ironic applause gif.



In no way having a go at your post it's just that I put it together ages ago and in defiance of Barbarossa's law nobody seems to be failing at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hehehe
That does make me giggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# :)
I also have a fail animation waiting to be unleashed....
'lo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# AWWWW!
TEH FLUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# now fast forward a few years and imagine him sinking his teefs into your skull
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Fucking let him try it the little shit.
I'd smack him like a ginger stranger's child.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Leave Clansoul Alone!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Sounds liek something
a chinaman would say

"You want more tread on bottom of shoe?"

I'm sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Hmm
Looks like I've ordered one too many Chinese takeaways
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# GO ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# nice,ave a thread undeserving toap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# That's the whole point of t'internets, shirley?
I'm currently arguing shouting at Will Carling about wanting Cipriani in the England rugby team against Ireland. It's great
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# OMGROFL URSOGAY!!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# roflcopter and,lmao to you sonny
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Oh the ironing
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I YAM HIDIN BEHIND AN BISKIT
slight tj: who would like to explain to me the differences between character sets (ISO8859) and Unicode?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# character sets (ISO8859) is for geeks
ladies love guys who know Unicode
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# see
am I right in thinking that ISO-8859-9 (say) is just normal standard ASCII (128) plus whatever weird characters up to 256 (8-bit) and Unicode is a shitload of characters (16-bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# what damage would it cause
if I gave you a made up an answer?
I don't know, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Me!
If I knew
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Unicode (I think) can be parsed to any language OS
whereas specific Char Sets have to have those sets installed in order to display correctly.

In an XML-y kind of way.
Possibly.

*runs away from the nay-sayers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Marvellous.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# cheers!
It's only a lunch-break job, mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Woo! I was musing on how to visually define or represent the phrase "Erk!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# ERK!
Unless one is gay, presumably, in which case the reaction would be "Lush."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I depends what it's bulging and seething with.
Boiling custard would sting the eyes, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# heh :)
wrong brush...but he looks chipper :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# All work considered
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
RACIST!

Apparently they create the best erections in town!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Your sig still works a treat
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ooops, I forgot this:
;)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah I know.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Ive seen
"BJ BUILDERS
FULL ERECTION SERVICES"

Before
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Aye, there are some crackers out there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# cool glare
You'll find no lols here, sir.
(Dresen H.O.M.G., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# helluva lurk
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I think this would be good for a real builder.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I think I have actually seen that tagline
on a van somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahaha indians
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
/Manning
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Careful now...
You've used the word 'Indians' to describe someone from India.

That makes you a racist...

personally, I think any Indian builder would be MAD not to use that slogan

TJ TIEM:
Can anyone point me in the direction of the very first Henry pic (perhaps the sauce; not the .psd on GSTQ's page)?

Much obliged...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# This
Utterly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Is it not the one of him walking under the blossom trees?
...the one that's used for the group on FB...

I always assumed that was the original but could be wrong.

JPG's yer boy for this one I think.

EDIT - Here's his musings on the origin...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Ramblings, more like....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# no use to me sadly
Facebook's blocked at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# here ya go, lad...
psd here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Leicester:
There is a fast food gaff called McIndians, with exactly that tagline.

McIndians? Who comes up with this shyte?
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# this was in my head a while back
Barryheadwound did the hard work, I took advantage :)
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# This is fact
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# ver nice
but surely with Morph next to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Oh God
You're right of course. I'm all shopped out for one day. Somebody?
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# also Mr Benn
who was ritually sacrificed and placed at Tony Hart's feet in his tomb
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# or that one off Scratchy & Co?
edit: Mark Speight
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Speight you say?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speighting
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# If you find it amusing, it was all my idea.
If not, it is Discomeats' fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I'll let you wonder
in your own private guilty proud purgatory :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# It would explain his extreme talent!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# this reminds me of a glowing mister burns prancing out of the woods
in the 'springfield files' episode.

I bring you peaaaacccce!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Vintage Simpsons!
Although Family Guy pwns Simpsons these days
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# vintage simpsons is the ONLY simpsons.
The new (well - series 12 onwards) episodes are just dire
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I've been loving the supposedly crap ones
from the Prisoner episode onward people have been saying it's rubbish, but it makes me laugh. As does Family guy.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha you're more than welcome!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Wot?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Silly meerkat, you needs thumbs to operate gun.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Guns don't kill people, thumbs do!
thumbs do!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# And monkeys.
If you give them a gun.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Thumb people, don't do gun kills
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# they declare a thumb war!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Simples
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# the best thing about that is
they've actually set up a findameerkat.com website and it's even quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I've seen it.
I think it is a very clever advert, not just because it is funny, but the marketing angle is brilliant. I like the new one with the jingles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# i'm inclined to agree
which is irritating as most adverts make me want to become an ascetic
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# they don't even sound de same!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# It's the little additions that make that good
like the way he stands still when playing the first one and then mouths the words to his one. Simples but very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# That's how we roll
mother funkster
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# \o/ for tooled-up marsupials*
*if they are indeed marsupials. I've no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# 'Tooled' up?
Well is that's yer bag!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ah, the old gun magazines.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# hurray for meerkats!

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
Eurgh, the front cover has 'kat pups. Disgusting paedo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Ha
Go boy go!
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# And bunnies!

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# still so cute
andyou even shaded the balls and bell.
this a wdc
well drawn
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nice one matey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# "Your small guns increased by 1"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hello.

Bigger (240kb)

Top one wants your Jaffa Cakes.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Well that's alright then
I finished the Jaffa Cakes during elevenses. all I've got are these Polish chocolate covered fig roll things

Edit: How rude. Nice Demoning
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Bleurgh.
No wonder you ate the Jaffa Cakes instead.
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# Choco covered fig rolls?
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You are more than welcome to them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Are they not nice then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# They're... unusual
Work colleague bought them and now he finds he doesn't like them he's trying to palm them off on the rest of us as some faux sign of generosity.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Gor they sound good
I had an unprouncable bag of polish chocolate covered jelly things aa few weeks back, they where ace.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# pennsylvanian spiced biskwits here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Now these sound nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hello
good lord haha
ace artwork
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Needs more Afro Disco Cat ;)
Woo! In other news, I am well stuffed! I just made a massive fry up :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# did you?
I could do with some slurp now.

hmm

oh kak, no bread.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Aye,
it was 2 bacons, 2 sausages, beans, fried egg, fried slice and sauteed potatoes.

BRING ON THE CORONARY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I might have a nice salad today
battered and deep fried
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Ha!
That's more like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I say!
surprised demon is very surprised

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :D
I'm now yelling 'PASTY!' in the manner I imagine the little fellow is doing, then giggling helplessly at my own voice.
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# Wip willy woo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# me too now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# ! Remembers
I loved this little fella, I was going to do something (with your permssion) aaaages back that involved him but I never got anywhere on it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hehe well feel free if you fancy
i think i may start drawing him again. he's such a cheerful little scamp
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Cheers
(if I get a time I will)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Pasty! \o/
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# MFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I did not expect that
but I enjoyed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# this makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Crivens not the Jaffa Cake anything but the Jaffa Cakes of Chocolate Orangey goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# First Chinese President...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Who is the president of China?
Yes.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hu Flung Dung
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Sum Yung Gy
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# you are
its just been announced
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Valack Ovama
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# You wan sore finger wi that?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# NO
oh ye gods and goodness gracious by the mighty beard of brian make it go away
(Dresen H.O.M.G., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Daffy The duck

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Where's the chuckling Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# thath dethpicable
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Still love it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# breaks me out in the giggles everytime.
He's looking at yooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Low poly
Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# That'll thtop him being tho thmug!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Mmm ... blood-infused faeces ...
And now - some lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# After that comment you're welcome to my tomato and basil soup.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *re-evaluates options for lunch*
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# pfft!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty..
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Is that Geroge bush?
or Vladimir putin?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I would like to think it's Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha
see people, simplicity is the key
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

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