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# Our god-given right to arm bears
(Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# a-hahahahaha nice parry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Cold dead paws!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Nicely shopped
But this was a major bandwagon about a year ago.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# go teh Dawkins!
EDIT: well I got the reference anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# This is good
very good. LouLou flips her tiarra in appreciation

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# hehhehhehehheh
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# *stops worrying*
*enjoys life*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# It's really been done
See amazon... www.amazon.co.uk/Dog-Allusion-Gods-Pets-Human/dp/0099521334
(DrNibdy, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# hahahahah
so simple and so effective!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# those crazy kids over at reddit sure like this too
1 2
(I helped save b3ta! Ronny Morocco, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cyber Hamsters!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# looks like a terminator hamster that one
"Your Wheel, your oats, and your little water bottle, give them to me"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# "Hamsta la Vista..Baby"




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# It IS the terminator hamster
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# socket socket socket socket socket socket socket
socket socket socket socket socket socket
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# *sockets*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# INTERFACE
INTERINTERFACE
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Freedy Stay RJ11ed my hamster!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# PLug 'em in,
then they can't run away!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# The little guys first attachment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Ah, he's in a swinging network
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# expects painful hamster wheel experiences.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Art Attack!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# The Face of Boe as a baby??



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# The face of boeby?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# how is boeby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Sex.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# LET'S SEX!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Again?
Like we did last Summer?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Yes!
He's on telly now!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# But its shooty shooty american time
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Ahh....
It can't be a young Face of Boe - There was no young face of Boe. Didn't Captain Jack grow into the Face of Boe, due to his immortality after absorbing the Time Vortex energy when Rose/Bad Wolf reincarnated him?

/Doctor Who geek...
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Indeed.

I was waiting for you to say something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# :)
I blame my son. i have to be up on this stuff in order to have conversations with him. Honest....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Haha!
How disappointed was he,when you told him you went to the exhibtion?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# huge animatronic baby head at a museum
that occasionally emits objects

there's some installation crap that some lunatic could do :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# And the little boy grew up to be the Face of Bow
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# *yawns*

Look at my reply ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Not on mine he's not
Did you mean he looks like a turned off telly?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Is that
Ivan ?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] homosapien,kill it with chainsaws!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I can see this taking off
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Has he absorbed them?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Maybee his head just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# There is something funny
lookin about that chap.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm blood soup, yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Surely tomato



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# blood soooooooup
spoon spoon spoonzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# don't do that
bumface
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# he stabbed his nose!
woo yay hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# YAY FOR OCTOS :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] what the hell....
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Well I like it.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# *bums*
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Not that much!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# nicely shopped sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# id like to see less of that darwin evolution type pic,but i have a feeling theres
gonna be a lot more
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] IN FUTUR ALL HUMANS WILL BE SKWIRRELS
Future Skwirrel2

original : artgerm.deviantart.com/art/Pepper-Robot-II-56013578
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Oh god no, a relapse
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Calm down dear
It's only a JJ's back commercial:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# how could you be so blind2
its a promo for his book.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# What I Did on My Holiday
Does not count as a book!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# *scraps plans for a book*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# *plans scrap for a book*
One hour all you sad b3ta foodies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# umm foodies?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Mastershef finals:D
I want Mat to win but Chris will do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# ahhh
it all makes sense now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# haha I remember that
The new version is so tight that the finalists are boardering on the top professional chefs in the country.
A couple of episodes ago the three finalist had to cook for all the staff and Buck Pally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# owch
btw is my room booked for may?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I don't know.
I'm hoping we'll still be here. If we are all three person rooms will be double. I'm totally disillusioned and if I am still here them I'm going to have to redo all room bookings. I will find room for anyone who I don't have room for though.

EDIT: I take a percentage but have to pay staffing out of it. Business has beenso bad this month that after paying the cleaner £140 and my cover £40 I've averaged £30-£100pw for 90 hours a week this year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# woah
thats harsh, perhaps its time to drop the cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# for a moment, I thought you drew all of it, and not just shopped the squirrel in.
and was utterly amazed.

If you did, then I apologise for doubting.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# no your doudbt is well founded
I just badly shopped in a squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Predasquirrel approves
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# this is still beutifull
but i still feel guilty about laughing at the peanut
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# you cold hearted bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I read that as paedosquirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# two things
that chair seems highly impractical
what the fuck is going on with those heels?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# umm hoverboots?
you cant have a future without wiminzskwirrels and hoverboots... that would not be the future
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I know, the trainer/heel
combo was like so 2006.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Nice sluts :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# thanks xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# EVANGELION
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I think i typed space girl into google
or something like that it was on r2d2's myspace :S
and i found the original source i think
www.9illustrations.com/aestheticism-illustrations/pepper_robot_ii/

edit : here is the artist who probably deserves a round of applausenormally i dont worry so much about the source but this time its not a zillionair model
artgerm.deviantart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Yeah I recognised Artgerm's image.
He's pretty good. I also recall the image above being the subject of a tutorial in one of the better photoshop magazines some time ago. But I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Was on the front cover of photoshop magazine
so im told
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# indeed it was
as I have just rummaged through my back issues.
Issue 31.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# trust me to randomly pick a photoshop superstar as a background
for my rather tepid squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hehe, no mate.
It's great. Besides. I think me and Rev Jesse are about the only readers of AP here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# there you go again showing of that
you can read :P
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# my new laptop has been named EVA02
cos it's huge, heavy and can only survive without it's power cable for about the same amount of time.

fucking powerful tho.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# :)
I have just found a name for my new computer. (previously called PC x)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I can see why the red squiggles
are dying out if all the greys look like that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] they aren't dying - they're evolving too...

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# well... I'm spent!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# JJ is out of business
There's a new Furry in town.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# no no no no
he is simply working on his book... should be done soon then i will get back to umm what ever it was i was doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# F**K ME!
Thats good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# holy shit
artgerm is good
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I cant help feeling this is going to be a
moment I will regret for years to come.
I should research my source material more before posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Ooh! Lovley


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# *gets the horn*
:O
Woo!
You know, looking at all these sexual women posing and turning them into squirrels has probably assosciated "squirrels" and "sexiness" at some level in your brain meaning you'll probably now find them sexy :P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# you mean like how
spike lee films makes me want to live in a deprived american ghetto?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# x]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Lovely!
Very cute.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Thas very noice!
Nice bushy tail she has there too! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# yep thanks for that tip will
I added a bit of noise to the fur also to try and bring it out a bit. the smudge you suggested makes the outside folow on from its fur grain.
one layer with overlay and one layer just normal and lowered the transparency finally a multiply layer to darken it a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# if you combine
WiL's smudge technique on top of some single pixel drawn hairs on the body of the tail. ( as in draw some flicks for hairs on a new layer then use the smudge tool to fade them from base to end )
Stick it on overlay mode and give it bevel and drop shadow ( playing with values and transparencies ) you would be amazed at how it can make an image 'pop' when doing fur.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# bevel...
*writes down bevel*
whats bevel?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# in your blending options
bevel and emboss ( but you don't want the emboss part for fur )
bevel is a geometry term but for photoshop purposes it just gives the illusion of 3d through altering light values.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# hmm well i have an inner bevel
I have tried the drop shadow a few times in the past I shall try and figure out this inner bevel thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# right click on the
bevel option in blending options and you can then choose the type of bevel you need and the shape/size of it.

in simplistic terms this is what I mean



obviously what you start with determines how much it looks like hair later and how much highlight used on the bevel determines how flat/plastic it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# you know with a bit of practice
practice5

This could come in extremely handy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Now I like the sounds of that!
Logged for future use... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# blimey...that's nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha :)
and the boat is called rosebud, which is slang for pussy, which is slang for vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# fnar! fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I notice one of your FP's was removed for DMCA violations?
what's the story there? or is that the joke? :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:54, archived)
# The little man, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# pfttttttttttttttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# good job it's not called the "RED SNAPPER" then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# needs more margo
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# You
Are fantastic.

The fact that you did this makes you a better human being than most people.

But not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# would it help if I added rain?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hooray for rain!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Why is it always pictures in your raining?
Excellent as ever. x
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Fertilise those fisheggs!
You've just made Ziggy actually amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# now you're just being silly
;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# :D
i love this
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# All aboard the spunkboat!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Aye Aye Cap'n Pugwash!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# HIDEOUS, RICHARD. HIDEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# felicity kendal was milfier
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# that television programme was all sex
which is why it's one of the best television programmes ever
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I've realised this watching it recently
Briers and Kendal are a pair of nymphos!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# If nothing else
your posts are always instantly recognisable.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I can't tell Margo from butter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# oh that's easy
try spreading them straight from the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# good lord
why did i take you off ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Several of those are Audrey, not Margot.
And you spelt Margot wrong

And this needs 100% more Felicity Kendall.

3/10, must try harder.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# PHWOOOORRRRR*
* in a very 1970s style

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# haha!
cracking image!

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# ...and you can't even spell her names correctly.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Facts
True Science Facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Entirely this.
Agressive "atheism" FTW:



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# why are there no deities in this picture?
BECAUSE THEY DO NOT AND HAVE NEVER EXISTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
I love that picture :D

"... of course by then the second hooker was regaining consciousness..."

"har har har Sir - you tell the best funny stories..."

"I hope no one notices my hardon..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
hardon
hadron
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *colides*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Geek.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# haha
there's a shop in that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# hai there popular scientist


Click for bigger (40 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# *scroll to the top, login...
...and click*
(Eli-T, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# but a carrot can be carved to look like an Armadillo, but an Armadillo can not be carved to look like a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# clearly you're not trying hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# what makes you so sure?
The Armadilldo is a MASTER of disguise - you may be one yourself and you'd never even know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
#
Prof Armadillo
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# :D
rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I believe in carrots
AND armadillos.

Does that make me a terrorist?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# no
all the bombing of the public transport system you do makes you a terrorist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# that blokes a nutter
oi, nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Oi, nutter, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo0qjuA42HA
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# actually, THIS is the one i quoted:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmT2sJAWFSs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha i love those ads
and dime bars.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I'm printing this as I type

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# It's on my wall

for easy armadillo spotting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Transfordma
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# excellent =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# STEAMPUNK!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# this deserves more recognition
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Nice job
Reminds me of my old one.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] To the salt cannons!
I would have made it longer but I'm shagged.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Needs more rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Oh shoosh you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# You need more rain
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Your mother needs more rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# that's a hell of a breeze they're flying into!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# hahahaha
i dont know why, but i found this most funny. The image of soldiers fighting them with salt cannons enhances it more.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Are they still tied to a tree or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# They're timeslugs
Trapped in a loop
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# WARK WARK
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Weeep!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# weep ninibong?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# KRAW!
KRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Kirsty?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# MAAK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :D
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# HAahha oh fuck yes!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# *click for further gleeity*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# click click click
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quicky
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
click!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Italian Plumbers Through the Ages: A Study
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# he still hasnt replace that washer like he said he would
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# can't get the parts mate
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# it will be 6 weeks before they come in, mate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Excellent.
Top idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahah aces! Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :D


the second mario is vastly underrated in my opinion (read: the only one i wasn't arse at)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# birdo? bloody birdo?
still better than bloody sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# i really, really
enjoyed sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
# The 2nd Mario wasn't originally a Mario game
can't remember which jap game it was though...aha, wiki is me friend, "Yume Kojo". They literally staple-gunned the mario logo and artwork onto the same game.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Tan Fastic!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# nice idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# he can't be a plumber, he turns up on time and does work
A real plumber does none of those
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Plus the tips he earns from headbutting boxes too....
he doesn't need the overtime tbh :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# last time
my plumber left halway through fixing my pipes saying something about rescuing a princess from a giant turtle
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# mario64 for the win
I've been playing again it recently and have 24 stars - which for me is AMAZING, maybe by 2030 I'll have got to 120.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Started playing through the DS version
Very good; has more stuff hidden in it. Plus I got it going on the PSP too; as if playing it once wasn't enough :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I HATE Mario Sunshine!
Please replace the sunshine image with two of the brilliant Mario Galaxy :D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# fuck... angled text is hard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Woo. Yay,
Houplah.

LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# well done
collect 200 moon pounds
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm laughing at both the idea and the execution. ;)

Your choice of source image made this so so hard...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# yeah i remember archie had used either this source or one very similar and thought "oh how hard can it be?"
hard. very hard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha
nice try sir, i gave up trying to emulate archie ages ago, he has team of trained monkeys working for him
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# i wouldn't be even a little bit suprised :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Even if you get the angle right you've then got to get the blurriness right...
Archie makes it look easy, but it isn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Yeah, but Archie is a witch!
it's the only logical explanation for his ungodly aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# nicely
very.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Well effing done!
Most impressive! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# that's triffic :)
have a w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# That's no 'Get of Jail Free' card!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Oooh, top work sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# You weren't that far off.

Ha, tall dice.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# good lord... thats clever
i have seen dice that look like that actually
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Idea:
1) Find an old picture frame and put it round your face.
2) Video self from strange angles. Move around a bit, try and make a short loop. Hold the frame steady around your face.
3) Undistort the resulting frames, using the picture frame as a guide (make it look rectangular again, so it's the same in all frames).

I'd do this, but my camera's broken.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Arf!
Angled text is pretty easy. Rasterise it and free transform it, then distort. Make the edges of the text box match the perspective of the surrounding Monopoly box.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# it's even easier if you
use the existing angles as your guides. Draw your text as normal then rotate along your top guide then use the perspective edit tool to drag to your bottom guide. Reduce size and place to suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Brilliant
I would buy this, should it ever make it into production.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# :D
Soon he'll learn how to drive the tank.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# That's great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ohhh, v good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Woof!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I see tail cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Are you a grown up Haley Joel Osment?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Top compo, I say top compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# compo it ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# RBB2.0


Click for bigger (10 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# 53!
Deptford Bridge to Queen's Park FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# There is no Bus Box
Now get a life!

Edit: Sorry... Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)

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