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# I can do satire
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# NOOOOO
BARF at front page.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# ^This
I feel compelled to shout abuse at someone for raping my eyes.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# eh?
what happened?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# fp pic replaced with goatse
fp pic removed
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# ah, yes.
I see now. We should all party like it's 1996.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# This means something
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# It means no more Red Bulls for her!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# BOXXY!!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Friend of yours?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# No. She's a recent meme.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I should have known 4chan would be involved.
Bunch of racist paedophile time-wasters.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Firstly, you're assuming the whole of 4chan is /b/
and secondly, child porn is not permitted on 4chan, as it's very illegal.
Most of /b/ is anti child porn.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# its the annoying girl form the music thingy
I love firefox and animations
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Made them for KillerKitti

Since she's Boxxy's greatest fan!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love Boxxy.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# She wuvs you too!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Haaaa, 30 quid? For a shirt?
What's zazzle's overheads like? Decent profit margin?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Not really, that's why it's so high.
I've had two purchases, though.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# One for Bozzy's mum and one for her dad.
Her face isn't that square!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# double wank
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha
right
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I wouldn't say no, though
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Boxxy would get it
But I'd feel dirty afterwards.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Google earth golf course creatures
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking superb

*subscribes*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# ^
*subscribes*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats pretty damn uncanny
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Wendigo
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Nice!
shameless TJ... a slightly NSFW piccy on the frontpage methinks. Goatse has made an impromptu appearance
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Sorted
I seem to still have the power to do that sort of thing.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Yay for cryptozoological references!
This chap tends to leave without telling anyone, prompting people to ask "Wen'di'go?"
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# awesomes :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# hah
nicely
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Ooh
I've always wondered what a Wendigo looks like because it's my nick on all sites but this one.
It's an ugly bugger!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# yaay!
fabness right here :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# GO!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Haha
That's something special (and so much faster than our trains)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# a billion mph in firefox
good work :-)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# firefoxs adds a little bit more magic to it :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# He's powered by Open Sauce :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# mmmm saucy
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I'll catch him!

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# *Waits for it to animate*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# FP NSFW ATM? :S
nice mousy btw :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Yes.
I feel a banning coming on.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Whoooaa
When will people learn? You don't goatse in your own back yard...
Not without severe death-related consequences.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Argh, yes!
Very naughty :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Who's gone and done that?
I'd look myself, but I'm eating.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Bob Todd
The fucking legend.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# How strange
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Shirely she doesn't have the admin privlidges to put something on the FP?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# T'is gone now
Good mods.

Edit: still on Popular page though
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# *gives biscuits*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Aww!
Kitns wiff bawoons!

Much nicer than goatse
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# She might have got something legitimately FP'd
then edited her post.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Crafty vandal!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I believe this was indeed the case
I really do have to wonder why one would bother Goatseing the FP... we've all seen it before FFS.

I would rather see a 'shop of some lovely kittens frollicking in a folly
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Yup
It was the "STDs" cartoon that was FPed then switched.
Todd is now officially Not Cool.
Let us all sneer.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# urgh
Todd the Todd
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# not what i wanted
my kids to see
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# haha!
Seems out of the ordinary for todd though..
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# That's ace
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# faaaaster!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I get one of those every morning to glasgow..on time without fail
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Hahahaha yes!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# fetch me another consonant rachel...NO A VOWEL!!!.......
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# He's rubbish without Camara.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# marvellous
marvellous
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# WAKE UP!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Shiny hat devil cat!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
I used the hat from that source, without horns, for the sheep in my pic.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# It's a good hat
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# it's a brilliant hat.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I don't believe you.
Sheep you say? They don't exist!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# for anyone who is interested in the turquoise shell suited wonder...
www.jeremykietzman.com/IckeBooks.htm

quite a few of his books in e-format.
possible hilarity ensues
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Spam.
haha, INFINITE LOVE IS THE ONLY TRUTH, YOU CUNTS
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# of course ebook piracy funds terrorism,
which in turn funds conspiracy theorists in making a mint from selling books on the subject of terrorism.

The circle is complete


I had to re-read one title, as I thought it said 'TALES FROM THE FRUIT LOOP'
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# triangle, surely...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Pyramids?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# fucking egyptians and their crazy handshakes.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Piracy funds terrorists if you pay to download or
click on adverts like a special person AND the website you're downloading from is run by terrorists.
Otherwise, there's a good chance they're making a loss if they're in the business of torrents.
If you buy knock-off CDs at the market then you really are a weirdo.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Nicely :D
I do have one of his books somewhere actually. I have no idea where it came from.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# THEY planted it there
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# POssibly :D
Or it may have come in a bulk box of books I bought at a boot fair as I do.

However, I knowingly purchased all my Scientology books.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# 0_o
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# noooo
they have little microchips inside them to wash your brain, like in Halloween 4.

Throw them over a cliff.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I wonder if some one kicked a football at his head way to hard and caused brain damage
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I was one stood behind him in an ATM queue in West Ken
He had a rather dapper suit on rather than a shell suit.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# It could have been a tailored shell suit
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# No. He was looking rather smart I ahve to admit.
Iwas very good and bit back the, 'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.' comment I wanted to make.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Apparantly you CAN polish a turd.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Mr. Sheen shifts shit and shines in sheconds!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# That's one way to improve the reception !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# And to WAKE UP THE B3TA SHEEPLE!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# The cat seems ready to kill all
Cloughdown
Hosted by Bryan Clough
Contestants have to do the numbers and letters games whilst being belittled by Brian, as a naked big daddy tea bags each contestant
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# This is supposed to be Hans, it also looks like he needs to toilet or has just done so in his keggs
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Looks to me like he's getting a blowie off Leia
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# off of Chewie
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Maybe a chewie off chewie
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# "Wake up sheeple" is one of my favourite phrases now
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# haha, really?
you mean it wasn't a week or two ago when you made it your sig? :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# WHINE WHINE WHINGE INSULT
/Catnippp
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# That sums him up nicely!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# You can't make me.
*gorges on aspartame*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Dude, sweet
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that David Ike in the background?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Okay, last t-shirt design for the day.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# \o/
this is brilliant.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Eye pleasing !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# \o/ *RAWKS*
*click* for some old school NY RAWK!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quick one.........PLEASE don't hate me.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# NSFW.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Ha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# steady.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I hate you
only joking - it's woo!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# woo?
It's a very old joke though... Sooty & Sweep naked
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:12, archived)
[challenge entry] *braces for spang*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# LEAVE RACHEL ALONE!!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# LEAVE RACHEL A VOLE!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# NEVER!
and with that outburst, I'm off.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# GIVE RACHEL A LOAN
With easy repayments etc

/Carols revenge blog
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# to be honest id give carol one over rachel any day of the week
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# so, you'd have Rachel watch you? From beneath?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I'm up for that
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# yus, indeedy
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# i must say,its one of the only celeb tit jobs im happy about :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# you maintain a record of your opinions in this matter?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# you don't?
weird...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# ive got plenty more but i think now is the time to button it...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Brings back fondle mamaries . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I'm with you there, even if she is a conservative type
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I have a friend called Rachel Riley
no relation
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# The man in the mirror controls our life.
The man in the mirror gifts the few.
The man in the mirror is all world's strife.
The man in the mirror, he hate you.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# How to shit up your career by John Voit
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Step 1: Gain the allegiance of a portent of destruction
Step 2: Burn people to death for minor infractions.
Step 3: Star in National Treasure with Nicholas Cage.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ......................I actually quite liked the National Treasure films
just mindless fun
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Step 4: Star in Superbaby
Did Nicholas Cage become crap when he stopped doing quirky films?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# and do something cool to regain some credibility...
Become the 'big bad' on the new season of '24' :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I don't think he can, he has gone to far down the road of shite
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Surely 24 isn't somewhere you'd regain credibility since its slow decline into kicking exploding terrorists out of trains and employing Dean Gaffeny.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# it's still way above any drama serial the UK has produced in the last 10 years
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# whoa
threadrush...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# what's happening here?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# angelinas jolies father,he looks a shit
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yeah she is !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] woof
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# found it
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Huh?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Woof indeed!
I like this a lot :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# aw
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :D
You are too lovely for words :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# dammit, where are the corner pieces????
top work, sir!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# someone I used to know worked in a charity shop
and she always took the corner bits out of the jigsaws before putting them on the shelves. This is not the only way in which she was a bitch.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# people like that need to have cocktail sticks jammed in their eyes and their ears stapled forwards to their temples.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# You're not wrong.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Loveliness.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# The first thing I thought was:
"Clearly given the extra pieces involved, that is not a monogamous relationship."

What is wrong with me?!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# i thought about that
and i decided it was a picture to show friendship more.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# NSFW
please edit


;)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# oh, sorry
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# bless.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Fitting for love !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# That lovely, but love is shitty
/disillusioned by love at the moment blog

Which is the best online publisher? Lulu, etc
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# i think its lulu
when i get a book made im planning on using lulu.

happytoast uses lulu.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Should have a load of books that I want to get out there this year
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# thats good
i think im going to put my alphabet into a book when i finally finish it.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Awww
And when they get jiggy, is it saw?

(just scrolling down I knew it was one of your pics...)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# An interesting technique. Ask me, if you'd like a tutorial...

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is fantastic :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# that is wrong
woo :)

and thanks to firefox, for speeding it up, he is going to pull his cock off in a minute
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# a tutorial....
on wanking in the bath?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# there is stuff every young lad should know about that
unless you are completely bald, don't do it, or at least stop in time.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# hahahhaha, reminds me of one of the creatures from "Mac and Me"
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
this makes me think of the Jorvic centre.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# wow thats weird i was thinking london dungeon
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# it's the strange mannequins
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# oh for the love of Odin!
dung odour prevails...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Fan-bloody-tastic!!
Hahahahaha :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# That's hard to beat !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# reminds me of an air-rifle fun-stand in Scarborough
but less creepy
Top Work, Sir.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# nice one sir
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
wtf?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# *clicks & runs*
I would look at a tut fo' sho'

:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Fuckin hell
it must be clean by now, surely?
Class!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Yes
I would like a tutorial
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Pretty Self Explanatory Really.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# new carol's on borrowed time
if you ask me
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I haven't even bothered to watch it
so let me say, without any backing up or research whatsoever, I am 100% sure new countdown is shite.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It is a shame really
because I think Jeff Stelling is actually rather good.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I met the old Carol (or Carol as she is more accurately known) once
at an AGM. What a thoroughly charming woman, even though I only had about thirty seconds talking to her.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# did she try to sell you a loan
using your house as collateral?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# mindpiss
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Did she try to sell you an overpriced loan?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# by putting it in to one easy payment of £12 trillion a month
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Nah
A £5000 loan with 500 easy repayments of £150
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# consolidating all monthly payments into one crippiling lump sum
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I'm so glad I don't have any loans and don't have a mortgage any more
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Oh to be a tramp ;)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I know, life is bliss and you can piss where ever you like
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# It has been crap for years
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# She is a fucking idiot!
She pronounces the letter "N", Enna.

Cunt!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# haha, I saw about 5 mins of it the other day. I wasn't impressed.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# It needs more fire and naked people
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# needs the the reanimated corpse of Richard Whitley running the quiz, whilst the contestants fend him off from eating their brains, with hilarious consequences
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# the new carol is just fine
FINE!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# she can't count man!
she takes forever over easy sums!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I dn't want her to COUNT
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Rooted to the spot
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# he's gonna get raped by an ent
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# that's very specialist porn
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Specialist is the only thing that gets me off these days,
That and Wendy Richard's decomposing corpse.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# That's Ent-ertainment
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# They come with fire, they come with axes
they come with anything so long as you shake it fast and long enough....
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# haha
insert somewhere close, preferably moist, oscillate
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# pffft LOTRgeek jokes
awesome.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# He'll definitely get wood then!
:)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# this is neithere threadworthy, nor related. sorry in advance, but I saw the shape of this and couldn't resist...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# just checked the date on my camera and remembered why I originally took the pic...
remember the petty terrorism image challenge? if I bothered to do this then, I would have enterd it. but I just forgot to upload it...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Good growth !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# would.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Lovely.
In a strange, but beautiful way...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# These stroke adverts are rather oversaturating my televisual experience.

Although, now I want one almost as much as a can of coke.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# haha
and I thought pound of flesh was all nice and thoughtful and philosophical. bad man.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# sometimes it is (lies) =)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# ahh that's lully
in a depressing kind of way
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# who's behind it though?
who's doing this to us?!?!?!??!?!?!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# wouldn't you like to know!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Rofl
quality :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I dont like condoning cathrine tate
I did laugh at this though :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I wondered how long it'd take before the stroke advert jokes would take
cheers b3ta you never let me down :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# People were making fun of the adverts around 3 weeks ago
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I find the adverts a bit freaky actually.
I can't work out how that woman is acting what having a stroke is like.

...unless she really is having a stroke, in which case it's a bit sick that they carry on filming rather than helping her, really
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# !Old joke alert!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Is it?!
I was about to ask.

Her face is amazing.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# :D ha ha ha ha!!
are you DTH in disguise?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# some disguise . . .


(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# yay!
*hugs*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# haha
but funny looking water tank
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# This^^^^
I thought it was a tea urn.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I know...
...my apologies it's the best I could find :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# try PlumbCenter
or maybe Screwfix
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You really are a silly ;)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha nice
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hahahhah! that expression is priceless!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# It is . . . after all . . . in mint condition !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Ha ha! Ace!
*clicks*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# haha
this took me too long to understand. *hangs heid*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# *groan*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That is no water tank
It is a moon
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Ooooooooh . . . Rick !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# *fits*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *wears it*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *lubes*
*then fits*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# All is normal and there is nothing strange going on here.
What do you mean, officer? You're one to talk, with your seventeen eyes.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Ain't it the truth !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# winky licky swirly
i thinky *click*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Tongue friction at work . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# get out of my mind winky woman!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# That phrase needs to be set to music . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# ooooh-ooooh winky woman
see how ha-ard she wi-i-i-inks
ooooh-oooh winky woman
her lollipop makes you do what she thi-i-i-iiiiinks
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
I need to listen to that, now.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# fucking brilliant song
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# They do have a few decent ones :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# is that an ironic understatement?
/Eagles fanboy
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I grew up with the Eagles :]
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I jamed with some of them in a cave . . . waaaaaaaaaay back when . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Copyright that and breakout the karaoke !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I could honestly stare at this all day
woo yay mister
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# She licky long time !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# lickaliscious
a sweet treat..
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I've heard about these . . . all day suckers . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# cannot... stop... watching.....
brill!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# And . . . watching . . . is free !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I have clucken the "I like this!" button, good sir.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmn . . . clucken . . . I love clucken !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Jim hates his stepbrother.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
genuine lol there :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# mentally mentally mental
:D top work :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
what the fuck?!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha
love the beard wobble
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# This is Houston . . . we've got left off !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
oh my
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Ha ha, you utter fucking loonball.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Moonman.
loonball
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Kekeke. Kekeke. Kekeke. Kekeke. Kekeke.
/ac
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Oi!
Where's your animation? :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Ace
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Ha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# If you take the first frame its just tom cruise playing an astronaught
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# clickerty click
you are disturbed though
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Wake up b3ta sheeple


Part 1: The RA Connection
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# just in time
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ONE
Singular sensation every little step he takes

(da la la la la la la!)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# wow that was obscure :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Richard Attenborough in his camp directorial phase
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
you look quite sexy
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I like the miniature tin foil ball
you have had stuck under your lip!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# shit! i haven't insulated it! its acting as a Bozo Beam antenna!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# It is too late.
You are already lost.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *polar bears* *undergrounds vaults* *loses plot*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
*whores again*
www.b3ta.com/board/9251958
excellent work, sir.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ooh that's very good :)
you've even managed to make it look like his style.

top draw :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# cheers, that was the aim :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# you got me
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I'm never sure why it's such a big thing
"Ahahahaha! I made you watch a Rick Astley video!"

Yeah? And? It's a great tune. Could listen to it over and over again.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# It's good, but it's no Renee and Renato
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *throws rose*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I can't see that
without thinking of Kenny everett taking the piss.

he threw it, and she (kenny as the woman) eats it
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *saves your love*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *sells Jumper*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I enjoyed it
as the poster put work into getting there.

it's like a catchphrase based sketch - there's a certain joy in seeing the different routes that The Fast Show used to get to the same "I'll get my coat" line
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Aw
Poor Joaquin Phoenix.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahahaha... here we go again...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# that was an immensely enjoyable thread
Thank you
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I had to make each of the kids a helmet too,
they ran around the rest of the afternoon playing alien invaders. Good times!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# wonderful
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# by the time i'd seen the threa it was nearly over and i've only just been able to get my hands on a camera :(
better late than never though i guess...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
brill
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# It seems you arrive just as catshitttt does?
Hmmmmm! Suspicious!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
Oh look, a shiny thing!

*points*

*goes back to felating Icke*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# rather that than Turner
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I think you may be on to something!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I don't get it.
Here in the Western World we live comfortable, warm, fat, comfortable lives.

So it's an illusion - so what? It's jolly nice one. Why would anyone WANT anything different?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I always thought his of The Matrix
why bring it all crashing down if the reality is living in a cave in a shitty jumper eating gruel and listening to fucking bongos all day
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Precisely
"The truth will set you FREE!"

Bollocks - who wants to be free? According to my mind I've got access to the greatest bars, best food, and incredible women on the planet!

The truth? Fuck the truth. The truth is you could get cancer at any time and will eventually die anyway - rubbish! Distract me!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I remember this one time
oh look, wrestling
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Well you've got to admit - it's a pretty good point.
And unless they're going to send 'round the death squads (which every city has) for me - a massive waste of resources, then who wants to know whether we're being controlled or not?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Obscure references to Spaced FTW.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# i was quite proud to have got it
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Dare I say . . . Foiled Again !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha --yes!
*is waking*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# what regular is this anyhoo?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I'd love it to actually be catnippp
that would be fabulous.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# It does look uncannily like his pictures
ITS A CONSPIRACY
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I have my suspicions....
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# uvavu
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Don't know
but he thinks this is us:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs5bnVoZK4Q
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Haha, very nice.
Woo
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I found the proof!!
I founds it last night:

www.b3ta.com/board/9250413

also.. top shopping :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# did you post this as the wrong account?
I'm only half following this stuff, way too busy being controlled by "the man" or something like that
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# i like this lots.
it is now my desktop
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# looks like you
'had fun with it'
please make a tutorial :P
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Dare I say- PUT A DONK ON IT.
I'm aching from a day of mountain biking. And to think I could have been a part of the t-foil set.

So well done I had to search your posts.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# OH! DAMN!
He Rick Rolled Us! :|
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# now that's more like it
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha
SATIRE!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# OMG UR A DISINFO CIA PERSON!
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Breathtaking use of ovine imagery
I for one welcome our new woolly overlords.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

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