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# Portent
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work Rich :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Sweet.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Hate it when that happens . . . break out the candles !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Yay
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Keep the heat . . . on !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Happy Birthday MC!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Candles!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Happy b3taday mongy! :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# haha!~
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Aceness!



(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Something's broken.
Your server I think.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] WOOOOOOOOOSHHHH
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Reposting in a new thread?
Oooooh! Nawtee ;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# But i think this isn't a repost - this one has teh added rocket
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Ah yes,
you may be right.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# at last
someone with a brain
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Why thank you!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Who would have thought
you'd be able to repost this in a font contest.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Is it not?
Don't listen to a word I say then, sorry.
(lovely image by the way, I like all the frames)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Shh! It's the alt.contest!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# **clicks**
That duck seems to be full of jam.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# DUCK !
De Duxe . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Nice as always!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# i love your animations :)
i've been emailed your headphone cats a grand total of 7 times now
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# lol
are they *still* circling the interwebnets?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# SPER.....
LATTTTT!:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# NIce added rocket!!
What??
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I know that horse
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# i love horses
*mourns*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# They called him trigger.....
....and he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Majesticals.
I'd have thought scorched feathers would have been an issue you know.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I think we've seen this before
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# don't think. Ask the man with the brain
somewhere up here^
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Classic!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Rocket Dog has lift off
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely done :)

File size is fine, 400kb is the limit for animations :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# and *click*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Seig MAIL !!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Yep, this is an absolute joke here
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I dunno about THAT bud.......
......I r-e-a-l-l-y relish the thought of licking the arse end of Cate Blanchett. ;-)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# It would smell and taste like glue
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Arf!
I watched Shine again a few months back. That truly is an awesome film!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Agreed, only watched it ONCE meself, but Rush was BRILLIANT in it.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I strongly recommend watching it again.
I forgot quite how fantastic it was :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Ever seen CROWE in "Virtuosity"??
Now THAT was a movie & a half.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Nah,
I can't stand the cunt :(
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# He played a good psycho in it.......(Minus the telephone of course)
:-)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Not really acting then ;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# And that makes Geoffrey Rush
the first person to expose his right nipple on a stamp.
Unless there was a previous incident involving the Queen?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# postman pat is a ninja!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Pope John Paul Daniels
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I like this...
not a lot
:-D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Water, wine, water, wine
Now that's magic!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# His brother Jack's off today !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# arf-what?
no lovely debbie mcghee?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ho ho
I think that was his catch phrase.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Show-offs!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# They now work for Ryanair
The lo-cust airline.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# *spangs
haha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# badatish!
get out now!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I'll get me coat
btw, does anyone else think this guy looks like he just got caught by his wife?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work young grasshopper!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# It's turned into a dogfight !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Wow
Good one
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Rocket dog is fail but happy
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# He could be used a lighthouse now
edit: and woo btw
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Hah hah
To this and the picture.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Lighthouse eh?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha
There was an old boarded-up house near my old house in Nottingham where someone had stolen the W from "The White House" and replaced it with an S. How we laughed!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Mwahahahaha!

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Don't mind me, I'm just
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# LOL!
:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# shitehouse eh?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# AH HAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# PLOW !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# :D
*glee*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# my old boxer dog
used to do this on a regular basis
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Did he take part in the Boxer Rebellion?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# nope but she did used to eat
cardboard boxes on a regular basis
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha!Marvellous



(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# "I said it's taken"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Teh frog is back!!
Did he ever have a name?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Em.... yeah
Frogbeat! :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Ok fair enough.


(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Your not sulking now are ya? ;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Nah.


(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# it's taken
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# It's Francois, le French Frog
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# His story of the French Frog . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Ooh . . . he won't share either . . . huh . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Oh thats nice
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# ACE!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# F R O G ! YAY!
excellent *click*
- missed the frog!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# haha.
He need s a clipboard
"If ya name's not daaarn, ya not caamming in".
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Oh fuck it!
That would have been good
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Yay for Frogs! :P

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Best of breed !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# chuckles
:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Yay!
It must be spring, as the frog's back.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# :)

This took me over 2 fecking hours and looks like a 2 minute job
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# hahahaha, I likes that lot
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# As do I!
ISKETCH ANYONE? B3TA ROOM :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Give me a few minutes and I will be there
I first need a hunk of home made bread smeared with Lurpak to get my creative genes going :)
Edit: Don't forget, create a UK room!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Fuck! I will for a bit
But I may go shoot zombies soon afterwards
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ....wanna play L4D instead?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# left for dead
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Oh lordy
Well I shall stay put then.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# only playable if you have said console
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# We're not playing it
come to Isketch :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I only has 360
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# mindpiss
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# nsfw!
hehe ;¬)

As I'm northern, for me it needs to be asses to rhyme with grasses :¬P
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# 'lo Swaza
I did consider that when I was making it.
(But chose not to change the rhyme).
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I don't blame you
not after 2 hours work :¬)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Haha, 2 hours?
Hahahahaha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# ^
hahahaa

gawd bless ya 'pot
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Now that's not very nice!







LOL
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Despite being here a number of years
I don't do much 'shoppery.
At least I learned TWO new 'shoppery tricks tonight that I gleaned from reading tips on here so nyer, you big poo face!
;)
Edit: And note the colour matching in the first pic! I am proud of that.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Haha!
I cant shop for shit
:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I started a new picture
about an hour ago. All I've managed to do is set the canvas size and I've been trawling for stock images since then. Don't worry Flower, good art takes time and dedication ;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Oh lordy that made me laugh
If a good art ever appeared above my name it would be because somebody had hijacked my account.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I'll punch you right in your cunt
if you take the piss out of 'Potty. ;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# *swoons*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Bottoms!
I hope you inspected them closely for authenticity.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Not really
but I authenticated them but checking they were attached to a lady.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# woot fantastic stuff
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# guffaws
:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Many Moons !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha
Have you stopped taking the pills (I'm so tired I initially typed peas instead of pills).
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# As long as she's still using the gel...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Goooood!
20 mins. I want to just shut the office and go to bed. I've been awake since 3am!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Never!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# And the peas?
Yays I yam in bed. Night all.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Marvellous.
"On b3ta a bird called Flowerpot,
wrote poetry, but not quite a lot,
the rhmying was fine,
all of the time,
Oh yes, she's also quite hot!!"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# haha
spectacliar!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# do you have a brochure?
looks like somewhere i'd visit :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# *points up at the sky*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# cor a full moon
:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Geordie, set a course for Street-Portalon V
Why-aye cap'n.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# pffft
all my shops are 2 minute jobs
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# And infinitely better than mine
But in other news, Happy B3taday, Mr Chops!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# i wouldn't say that
and ta, 5 years of it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# HAPPY b3taday!
woo!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# happy b3rfday
now make a new cheery tomato pic :¬p
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# i don't even have tattyshop anymore
pc died, laptop died, now using a tiny notebook
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# same here
and I lost my website and all backups because I forgot to change the issue number on my direct debit when i got a new cash card.

\o/

edit: blimey - it'll be my 5th b3ta berfday in a few weeks
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Happy B3taday Sir!
Any plans of coming to Aus again?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# i'm hoping november time for a few weeks
see if the global banks collapse first
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Well, in November we'll have to catch up.
I'm still annoyed I couldn't make it last time
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# 5 years of Mongyness!!
Yay!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Happy B3taday Davey!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Something about
congratulations and cake.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# 5 years ago i managed to sign up to a forum
god i'm good
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# uhgna

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Pfft!
This is a good start to my morning.
'Nings all
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I cant finish it...
Sandee Westgate Skwirrel_jj moment
:( I feel like i have let everyone down...
ok beer time xD
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Well I've just finished!
Job done! :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# isn't that JJ postits?:P
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# oh ffs first its artgerm now its jj
will I ever pick the right source2
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# no
no you won't.

God I'm knackered. Thirty mins till I finish and then straight to bed.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hitin' that soy sauce pretty hard . . . aye . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# :/ I am also a but knackered i have been running around
all day2 new machines to run and one less person to run them
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# There's a nsfw version i'm presuming...
Nicely.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# you'll see the numbers of zooaphilia rising soon
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Hehe wow
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Schweeeeeeet !
*takes notes*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# No no no no no.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# You're obsessed.
If you've got a graphics tablet, drawing in a bit of the fur with the airbrush at the edges can speed up the "fluffing up" process. I must confess, I find drawing the hair very theraputic.

You have to finish it.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
#
never!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# G'wan, G'wan, G'wan, G'wan

Mrs Doyle circa 1996
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hmm well perhaps a little but more fur
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Celebrity Poem Corner.

Number 1 in an occasional series of scribbles.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# best thing ever
edit: mac user, deffo gay
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# and to think
if we never knew about his penchant for Macs we would never know which side the dear dear fellow's bread was buttocked...buttered upon.

Hail Fry!


Woo 1st post on new pc :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# :D
I like this!

Stephen Fry has a new Kindle and is in New York this week. TRUFAX!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I thought he was in Mexico this week?
or was that last week... Is confused now, don't ever go to the gym, it melts your brain!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Mexico was last week
he was fishing for squid.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Woo
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# This is getting a severe clicking
:D

also in other news:

Catnipppp and Icke were shitting right!!!

prepare to have your minds blown right the fuck open.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# cheers
:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha, that is lovely sir :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I had to fight adobe premiere and my computer tooth and nail to get it out
obviously the computer is monitored by those fascists and they didn't want the truth to out.

:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# was it quiting on you?
or is your computer to crap for it?

Edit: shit, just noticed your sig, hahaha, god that spider-man was trippy
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# haha. Can you be a bigger whore please?
;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# not with out surgery
:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
proof if ever there needs be

now I'm a believer
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha excellent.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Living proof . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# haha - Brilliant!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# amazing
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# very impressive
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
More of this sort of thing!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# That is fabulous!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# That is fucking fantastic!!!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Utterly brilliant.
You don't do enough of this. But as I can imagine the time , motivation and effort it takes I can understand why.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Superb
however, now i feel guilty
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# yays
is that a poo pie?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Garbage in . . . garbage out . . .
that'll give'm something to twitter about !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# *Applauds wildly*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# This is absurdly excellent!
Megawoo!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# fantastic!~
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# FP THUS NAO!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# POO PIE
Wow, great pic there *click*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# 'kin ell!
Calm, with ya skills :D
Woo man woo!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# This is really well done!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Feckin wonderful right there
much respect and genuflecting!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# that's a fantastic
piece of work. and the drawing's pretty good, too!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# All Hail the Fry
Fry Fry Fry
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# blimey, that's ace!
i'm surprised he hasn't twunted about it himself yet.
i mean, it's been up over 2 hours. he's clearly slacking
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That is fucking ace.
But then you know this already.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# class!
..as usual sir.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# that is brilliantly acely done,
but he reminds me more of ken dodd than stephen fry...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# YAY!
That's tops. I'm also pleased to say that the Little Pia is going down well in DK...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Wowza!!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Oh now this is fabulous!
Also, Fry and Jonathan Woss are the only 2 people on my twitter. Fry is addicted!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Superb.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# wonderful
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Been Done??
Fry Bent Toff pies?

for the uneducated
www.premierfoods.co.uk/our-brands/grocery/fray-bentos/
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Now that there is some impressive punnery.
I congratulate you.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Dear Cunting Christ!
That is marvelous
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:22, archived)
# this is a work of untold beauty
you are a truly talented artist

I am in awe
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:43, archived)
# absolutely superb :)
/as always
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Bravo!
Bloody brilliant, very well done. I have linked on Empire. www.empireonline.com/forum/fb.asp?m=2279575&toStyle=tm
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
#
no sauce?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# how many penstrokes are in the hair?
:)

Awesome stuff Mr t'monkey.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Aceness!
You should send it to him
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# He has seen it...
And passed a fairly non commital comment on it.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# fantastic
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# and how much that guy likes twitter
i am so sick off hearing about fucking twitter from this waffling gas bag
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# V.good
I must say how depressing it was to discover just how much he twitters, he even 'lols' without a hint of irony.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Awesome!
I can't say the poem though without singing it to the tune 'Everyone Loves magical trevor'!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Socks
Do men still wear sock suspenders then? Haven't seen one of they since Morecambe and Wise!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# This is everything that is good with the world
the sock suspenders make it all the more marvellous
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I think Alan Rickman would be brilliant as Manfred von Karma (from the Ace Attorney games)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I will count to 3.
There will not be a 4!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Actually there is a 4,
"Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney" which is set after the third Phoenix Wright game, "Trials and Tribulations".
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# *sniggers*
that's the 2nd time I've heard that in the last couple of days - but I can't remember where else I heard it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# SRACIST!!
Strangely enough, that's the second time someone's said "sniggers" today.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# i picked it up from on here
along with other faves such as fnar fnar
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# QI :D
Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# QI,
Yesterday?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# ah yes
that annoying bloke said it

*remembers*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# That annoying bloke is John Sessions
and he seems to know the dates of birth and death of every famous person ever!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# He knew loads, at least he didn't pull a Rory Mcgraugh.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Rory McGrath is a twatnugget!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# i can't remember names very well
I sort of knew it was john sessions, but wasn't 100% sure
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Looks like Mr Something wont be joining us-
-for the rest of his life.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha top pissage.
How do red?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Not too bad youngster!
Your good self?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I'm hokay.
Got a big interview next week though, pretty nervous :/
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Oh cool!
What for?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Electrical fitting apprenticeship at Babcock Marine (Devonport Dockyard.)
It's notoriously difficult to get in.


I think there's 1600 applicants and 47 available places, of which only 12 are electrical.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Lordy!
Well best of luck with it :) Make sure you let us know how you get on :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Yeah i'll be sure to.
I've passed a few tests and mini interviews so far, i think it's down to about 500.

It gets cut down to 100 at the interview stage then the successful people have to go to some naval base to see how they work in a team.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Sounds like an experience
regardless of the outcome anyway :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Blimey. Good luck.
I have an interview in a couple of weeks, but I'm guessing there's only about 10 of us by now going for 1 position
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Order in the court !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Beadle hand
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Now I have an objection
Ho. Ho. Ho.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Not you again.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# To be honest I think an aging Bruce Willis with a wig would look better.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I think that's the only sort of Bruce WIllis currently available.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Rappola said Donald Sutherland
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Wrong face. Not angry enough.
EDIT: Actually if I shaved and drew some Reeves and Mortimer style lines on my face in black marker I'd probably look quite like him.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# How about an aged version of Jason Isaacs?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# NOT ANGRY ENOUGH!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# HOW ABOUT ANGRY McANGER THE ANGRIEST ANGRY PERSON IN THE WORLD?
ENOUGH ANGER FOR YOU!?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# TOO BROWN!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE THAT IMAGE CHALLENGE
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# eggs?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I just had nommy dinner :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# You got the wrong thread
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Bah!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# That said, mine was also delicious and I'd be happy to gloat again
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Mine was very unhealthy,
but that is what made it so tasty!

I had 2 burgers and chips! Woot!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Mine was pretty unhealthy too.
The toad in the hole and roast potatoes were cooked in large amounts of leftover pork fat.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
Pork Fat!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Are they cuckoo eggs?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Coo coo cat chew !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Accidents like this can be caused by improper party apparatus.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Top Tip Sir!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Oh Christ.
That took me too long. I out thunk myself.

*SPANG*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# *groan*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Over easy . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Mnnnng

I usually have a no-mong-joke policy, but i couldn't resist.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Little leaps for frogkind . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Now this one
I like :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# It's all in the family . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
#
P.S. I'll find my frog
Who took my frog
Who found my frog
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Frog's in space . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# your frog reminded me of hopkin green frog
I wonder if he ever found it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# All your pictures have Parkinsons!
AICMFP!

:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# When people ask me . . . what's shakin' . . . I tell'm . . . I am !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# MICHAELJFOXLOLS!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Yay!
www.b3ta.com/board/9261642 for details on all the rocket powered animals :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# You've got that right !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ahaaaaaa.....a frocket:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Frocket . . . that has manny connotations . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Only one for this evening...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# arf
that's ace

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Going postal !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# haha
we need more sweary doors
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Did you do this on purpose as the postman is about to begin on Channel 5? :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# "your"
:D dirty door likes to eat teh minge
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Great job Micro-
oh. :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# large:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Lift off
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# It's a flaming-o!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# *PARP*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Flamingos get no respect !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I was thinking it was sitting on an ice cream cone
Like the style
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# sundae sermon
chocolate flavour:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
gah!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# *takes notes*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Nicely done, squire!
But you've made me hungry for icecream now
I have no icecream :(
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# make your own
whisk it up

freeze it

and then spread on strawberries!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# And then . . . eat The Preacher !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# That's what he tells all the choir boys.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# or shoot the preacher if you're in the US
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# And then eat him . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# again choirboys...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Then . . . pass the plate . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# massing off choirboays downy pubes as noodle again are we?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Then pass the soy sauce . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Can't
Haven't drunk enough of it.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# ill pop this cunt here
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# He looks like an Albert to me.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# awww, lookit!
*tickles him*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# i like this
yes i do.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Ummm.Goes good with wafers
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I had to go and get someting to eat after seeing this.
*shakes fist*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# very good
*edit*
Consider this clicked - your stuff is awesome
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# what you doing here?
*hi 5's*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# alright sir
I'm dossing after a very long day

any luck with the webservice thing?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# HA!
Very good! :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# hey its your fault!
I have been working on a squirrel for more than two days... thats not right they should take half an hour tops.

edit actually thats a bit harsh i have been drinking and sleeping and going to work during some of that two days... but I am still taking slightly longer than normal. also its that pansonics fault
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# The should take off their tops in a half an hour . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# this one is full frontal
if that makes it anybetter
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Yes . . . much !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# No. No no no no no. No.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Sorry!
But it's not all my fault, you're the perfectionist! ;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# :O
oh, yes actually your right.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# you know...I
actually laughed at this
I must be getting soft, here have a click
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Blasphemy with a cherry on top!
I forgot about my tea. Now I have half a mug of cold tea :(
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# hmm
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# There's only one clergyman
with that size gob. I's Ian PAISLEY.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# whatever you do, don't microwave it
microwave tea is nasty

oops, wrong reply
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I think the reply works here as well
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Not as bad as microwaved Paisley :)
I drank it, quickly. No negative effects just yet...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I was thinking of Elvis Paisley . . .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# bless you all....may the lord be with you
*does cross thingy on chest*...arf!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Doritos Cats
Three Dog Man insires dorito cat

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# These cats appear to be in the Masterchef kitchen.
We must save them from the bloated bald man and the pretentious one!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Yes save them!
Save them for dessert!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# two robots, one turns to the other and says...
is that you beeping?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Bring on the dip !
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Doritos: full of tasty E-numbery goodness
Hello b3ta!
Tonight's dinner is stewing beef, slow-cooked with mushrooms and onions in brown sauce and Jack Daniels for about 90 mins.
Then it was thickened and had some madrass paste added.
Served with chinese noodles and the last of a bottle of wine. Tasty.

What are you having for dinner tonight?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Chicken salad wraps
innit
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# needs less salad
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I had chips for lunch
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# and chicken wrap.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Beaver cum and chips.
or shepherd's pie. I haven't decided which but seeing that the shepherds pie is in the oven I'll probably go for that.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# a fine dinner, Sir!
have it with chips and beaver cum dip.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Can't
I've already squeezed the beaver dry.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# squeeze harder!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Can't
He ran off with my shepherds pie.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# what a cunt!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# That's what Jesus said.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Eggy bread.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# made with
sexy eggs?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Oh yes! The finest sexy egg berries of all the land.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I knew someone who used to put sugar on their eggy bread.
Obviously I shot them dead.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# What? That's not right, man. I'll stick with brown sauce.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Toad in the hole with roast potatoes,
stir fried broccoli and cabbage, and some beetroot. Maybe peas too.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Braw!


Needs less peas
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Peas are fantastic.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# peas are the Evil.
The EVIL!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# You are wrong.
Are you like my girlfriend who dislikes them because they explode in her mouth?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Exploding peas? That's GM crops, man. It's a ploy by the government, man. They put LSD in my aubergines, man.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# To be fair, it was barely a flesh wound.
I enjoy the metallic tang of the mercury too.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I agree, and we're not mental yet, are we?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# That's exactly what the NWO want you to think
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Fuuuuck.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I dislike them
because they taste fucking awful. *shudders*
Once at school they were showing us a video of food production and there was a clip of a mushy-pea factory.
The thought/sight of all that mushy pea gunk made me throw up all over Daniel Jenkins in disgust.
He was rather perturbed, as I recall...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I do have peas, and they're fucking lovely
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I love mushy peas, but dislike normal peas
Mushing up normal peas doesn't help :(
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Pasta sandwich
/end of term student food blog
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# You could always go for
Pasta with water sauce and croutons!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Quiche sandwich is very much recommended
just the filling part. It's very tasty.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Superb choice.
/lazy
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# already cooked and eaten.
linguine carbonara
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# That sounds several kinds of tasty
Much better than my 'argh, what is left in the kitchen?' cooking.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# dinner is too far away
I'm having a roast turkey and cranberry sandwich for lunch though
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# a fine choice of lunch!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I had the same thing I have every night
Tinned toms, beans, sausage, onion, garlic, chilli powder, cumin, paprika with pasta as I am very poor
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Quit stealing my recipes!
That sounds quite tasty, actually.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Its not bad, I put lots of chilli in it oh and some hendersons relish aswell, yummy :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I just had a chicken burger
*cries*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# woo foir these guys
I feel quite proud to have inspired doritos cat with my original badly drawn bacon cat
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I sure does love Photoshop.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# tanning his nuts
That is lovely :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Oh come on,
don't act like you don't do it all the time.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I'm doing it right now :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# make sure you lift the sack
otherwise you will get some unsightly tanlines
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Sorry but this is obligatory...
LEEEEEEEENS FLAAAAAAAAAAAARE!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# You can't be suprised
he does look a bit like a flasher.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# LEEEEEEEENS FLAAAAAAAAAAAARE!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# LEEEEEEEENS FLAAAAAAAAAAAARE!
*blows trumpets*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# yeah. Me too.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)

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