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# Great fights of the sixties #1 - Cooper versus Clay
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# "Jab punch, jab jab punch"
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Let's get ready to . . . BUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# HOMOERTOICISM LOL!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Hehehe erm may I be first to say
"Just like that"?
Yes?
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Only cos the rest of us aren't sad enough to say it.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Actually
You're dead right.
I feel so dirty, so, so, ...
banal
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I read that as
dirty, sob, anal!!



But then again I would see that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Yep
I love the word though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I bet you do!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I just had yet another look at your wonderful picture on the front page
and wondered, are you an artiste of some sort?
You damn well should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I have been known to earn a crust from art.
But not from these. b3ta's just for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Of course this is fun :)
But it's good to know you can earn a crust from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Well.
Not from the stuff I do for b3ta. I don't think it's possible to earn a living from that. Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Glad you did it before me...
...it was going to be my next post after the Jane Austen/Fonda thing.

It wouldn't have been as good.

*shift-delete* and *CLICK!*
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Bloody pedestrians!
"Didn't you hear the bell?"
That's a cracking shop, that. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# P U G I L I S M !

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# He's gonna knock him UP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Oh yes.
*Click*
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Little purple pills . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Suppositories, surely!!
Woo to pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# pessary
next: a pecari pessary
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# It's hard to tell where they make things go up . . .
`
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# where's the viva?
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Gay beaver?
A queever?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Queefer?
Like a fanny fart you can get stoned on.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] absolutely shit post for an absolutely shit challenge
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Nice post, though!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Hummmmmmmn . . . a little globber in the fontain . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Orville Wright, of the famous Wright brothers...

where on earth did they get their ideas from, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Haha
Love the little wiggle at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha the wiggle tops it off nicley
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Cheers!
I always think a little nonsense works better with a little bit of unnecessary extra detail thrown in!

It's meant to look like it's finding it's place again...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# crazy stache fun for all
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Marvellous!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Ooooooooooh he is being bothered by a kitty hawk . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Fan-tash-tic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Ouch!
I'm so sorry, after that terrible pun, I'm afraid I must-dash...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# What a stunningly gentlemanly moustache. I will grow one NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# They knew how to make 'em in them days!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I fear it's not as easy as simply not shaving. I may have to actually put effort into this endevour.
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# And you must decide on its accentuation
Do you wish to go for "gentleman" or "cad"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I think the main trick is traning and waxing,
which is the lost art bit...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] woooo

SKUG!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Close call between font and rockets!!
But which is worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# just because you didn't think of it...
do something constructive :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] WINS !


and last nights
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# RIS
Edit: OH I GET IT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# optimized to buggery


and then a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# math b3tans!
If you take the area of a circle---divide by Pi ---then take the square root of that resultant figure---what measurement of a circle are you left with?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# radius?
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I don't know, I blow at math
I was hoping someone here was good at it

EDIT: Yay! you got it right. I won a bottle of wine!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# you got wine?
sounds like maths has been improved since i were lad
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# in office random comp
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Math?
MATH?
They've "gotten" hold of you!
They've infiltrated your mind!

I bet you wear "sneakers" now.
*hisses*
*makes sign of cross*

Evening, Mr Essential :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# This^
Surely.

Nice rodent-wheely-processor-things BTW.

[Edit - well, that - radius]
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Yes.
Area = Pi R squared
divide by Pi = r squared
root = r
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Why do I get the feeling this is a trap?
Too much QI?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# use a calculator
maths is a job for machines, not people
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# this coming from Mr.Technical drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# maths and straight lines are very different things
most days i can barely count my own fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# thats what i've been telling my lectureres for the past 4 years
they dont seem to like it when i say the computer does magics
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Ham
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Circumcission . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Pi times Radius Squared = Area of a Circle
Thereby the Area / Pi = Radius Squared so the square root of which is the the Radius of the Circle.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# a mince round
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# English muthafucka? Do you speak it?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# You missed an 's' of maths up there as well ^
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# oh the shame...
):
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Do you need mutant hamsters
for ternary devices?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha this is grand & silly
and therefore should be used on the side of all PC boxes
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# ahh.. now it is all clear
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# haha :D
hamsters? mine's only got a woodlouse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Why are you not in charge of Intel's marketing?!?!?!
Or are you...

*Cleek*
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# A Core 2 Duo is a brand, not simply a dual-core.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# yes, but it seemed to fit them so well
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Really?
*hoovers the tannoy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# A Core 2 Duo is an Intel processor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Saves on battries . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I love the way they are using all that power to light up the words gettyimage!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeee!
yays Comic relief yam starting and i haz already raised 40 squid:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I am doing a sponsored bowl this evening...
to raise money for my beer later! Red Nose Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Doing a donation only entry to watch it with nibbles and booze.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# What - Me bowling! GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Yes
It is COMIC relief after all:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# this
explains why the manual says to shove carrots in the side of the computer
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hello
what should i draw this evening?

ed: also, everybody should watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKYeCWfXSro&feature=related

ed ed: these are all great suggestions, cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Fungi kung fu fighting on a giant tortoise with sausages for nunchuks.
or just a cooked breakfast having a fight.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# HELLO
www.b3ta.com/board/9267389
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# As you've got all the implements . . .
a fistful of fistfuls . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# ahoy there
in case you missed it, here is a repost of Doubting Thomas, part deux.


There is far less fwapping going on in this one, but yours is still funnier :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Ooooooooh yeah . . . this one has all the finer points !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# very nice!
your drawings are amazing *clk*
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# a chameleon.
I was drawing a chameleon last week for a painting and now I can't find it. It's like it never existed.
I think I was drunk when I did it and just shut the PC down without saving :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha
if I had a dollar...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# ITS CAMOUFLAGED. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
#

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Ya bellend!
It's a pisser when that happens, luckily it's slightly harder for me to do that as my prefered medium is embroidery.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Why does photoshop not have an autosave function?
Bloody Adobe and their useless feature creep full of shite no one needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# woo 6000000!!!! ^_^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# 3rd door on the right mate
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# draw the fear of Jamie Oliver's ugg boots in the dead of night

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# is it really fear?
or is it a resignation to the fact that like the rest of us, we can't shake him? He's like a particularly malingering case of the aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# rocket lemurs fighting missile tigers
for the head of the queue at the petrol station!
(ps nice pic!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Hellz yeah.
If I did more realdrawingstuff, I'd need to use shitloads of tools to disguise the fact that I can't draw straight lines, rounded lines, or anything nnormal. I just scribble and can't control it for shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# yeah, same
i've been using my trusty geometry set since 2001 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# If I wasn't lazy, I'd probably go get one and give it a go.
I'm always up for trying out new drawing styles. It's a good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# A man painting a tree which somehow has rockets, in a space colony, under attack by a giant intergalactic space cat (or goat).
or alternatively some extreme tetris melded into a random scenario.
Whatever you do I'm sure it will be awesome.
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# lovely
how about a diver inside a smashed-up submarine that's full of floating debris and sailor parts?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# How about...
Drawing your own hand, while drinking Export and smoking tabs, after you have listened to some music and cut something up?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# thank god for that little floating fellow there
i was worried for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Hippy Bird-Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# happy b3taday again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# and thank you again dear
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# draw
walrus man drawing escher drawing walrus man
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Jane Austen's workout. Guaranteed 100% Fonda-free.
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I am off to London tomorrow
and I am bricking it at the moment, as I've never done it on my own. Going by train
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# good luck
i hear london is full of muggers and rapists and flocks of wild beefeaters
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# You forgot
Terrorists.
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Pfft! to sodding "terrorists".
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# London is a pussycat.
But a pussycat with claws. Just be sensible with your stuff.

I've been away from her for so long that I feel like a stranger, but the instinct comes back pretty quick.

Just remember that most of the people you have to worry about aren't actually the Londerners themselves. It turns out that even those thieving bastards from Tunbridge Wells are allowed to ply their trade on the streets there.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# now you are putting the fear of god into me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Oh dear - I'm sorry!
Wallet = not in bum/hip pocket, nor in jacket pocket. Keep it in a zipped pocket if you can.

And above all, just be aware of what's going on around you.

This is the same advice for any large city. It's not scary at all - but it's bewildering and that's when you get targeted.

There's a few thousand Londoners laughing at me now I'm sure, (Hi Gill - I hope to see you in Omaha.).
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Heavy reading material . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Well she was a frail little thing, bless her.
And she lost almost all of her siblings to TB.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# All women should learn this movement.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# They all know it.
It's a question of whether they practice it.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# What a nice Fwapping action she has?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] keyword: SKUG alt+compo
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Ooo... My balls are on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I bet pube-smoke fucking stinks
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# it does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# especially
when it's been set alight by some buffoon after a drunken party who thinks that lighting farts sans pants is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Is there anything you haven't done!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# It wasn't me chump!
I have some decorum.

oh and there is plenty I have not done. Like slap the half of b3ta that deserves it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# ^ FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# All balled up . . . and gone to the mooooooooooon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# haha :D
every time i see one of these rocket animal pics i keep catching myself making sound effects without realising it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] FONTS LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Excuse me... what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# LOLfonts apparantly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Wanna come in my cabin?

(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Only if you don't get too frisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# your profile scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# You both have:
GOOD PROFILES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# yours is all big and confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# *dangles*
Thaaaaanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# the profile, however, is quite straightforward
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# what a charming bollock-copter
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# thanks and
I like your cups
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# * Comes in Qwolf's Cabin.


Ooo that's better
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9268826
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Yeees, I knooooowwww.
BUT WHY DO I NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN, ONLY TINY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# oh right.....im not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# *pats*
HAVE A CUP OF JACK DANIELS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I guess I should ave made it bigger.
It's chopped.. b3ta bored
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I think it's because
the font was deja vu, deja poo more like
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I hate this god damn dirty compo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# sorry, but, I fucking love the total film site, well the features bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I can distract you
Did this for my girlfriend (1 year today - woo)



Dogs make everything better. She (the Jack russel) is called Rascal.
(Peb long-time lurker, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Well why have you done that to her?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Printed it out
and had it framed.

I thought it looked good. Though would look better with a jet-pack.
(Peb long-time lurker, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Universal law of life there, I'm afraid.
Wish I had a jetpack.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Could make you one at work
I work for a large UK based Jet Engine company.

Though they may be a bit heavy to carry.
(Peb long-time lurker, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I am willing to beef up.
Please leave the jetpack under the clock at Euston station at 6pm on Wednesday - remember that the crow is cannier than the stalk and in London April's a spring month.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Just plonk this here, as its all i could think about in my lecture, badly implimented..


(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Oh and this which i did yonks ago but never posted..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Candle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Been meaning to do this
for a while now...



sorry for the wide-on, it's been a long time you know
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Nice wan!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# bit on the big side.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Only a little bit. Let him off. Go on. Be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Well you make me a cup of tea if I do?
a bikky would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Your choice, tea or PEARTISER.
Biscuit or BROWNIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# When does a cub become a scout?
When he eats his first brownie:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You should feel bad about that joke.
Tidy your room. No supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Smaller now
i'm not bragging or anything
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Don't worry about the actual size
crtl+alt+shift+s of tattyshop lets you save for web. You could have easily kept the size and to it down to about 50k.
I believe ther's a tutorial link in the faq
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# pfft
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, change, we need.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Microsoft hire B3tans



Idea by a mate, all thirty seconds of no effort whatsoever by me.
(BeardyWierdy, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] FONTS LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Faster faster!
I can just about read that!

EDIT: Have a big CLICK-WOO for the idea though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# cheers wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# What am I doing here with Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
What am I doing here with Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# is that a song from a modern british "indie" band?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Nope, it's a black books quote.
Could be though, most of them can't write for shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# It looks like it could be the chorus of a "scouting for girls" song
and I got the black books reference :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I was wondering....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Although this disturbs me...
I shall bid you a very goodnight, and a lovely weekend, pickle, as I have to escape now.

*places chaste kiss upon the Cap'n's cheek*


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *chases after to grab bottom and give big smacker on the back of the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# *escapes deliberately slowly for just this reason*
*turns and snogs*

See you, lovely...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# \o/ see you soon precious
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *places a **** **** upon the Cap'n's cheek*
*message censored for reasons of decency.*

Edit: cheerio jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# This technically counts as teabagging, right?
Even though it's my cheek?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I don't know.
It could be classed as teabagging your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It's louder than you think it's going to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# like a mixture of seashells and walnuts
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *grabs drbroon*
and don't think you're getting away....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# this goes on
What am I doing here with Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
What am I doing here with Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
Fatty and Spotty
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hahahh
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hahahahhaha, brill!
and with that I'm off... Byyyeeee
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Bye, sir!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ooo ta for reminding me
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Im to young to remember her......
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# could you explain this please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Jean Jeanie, let yourself goooooooooooooooooooohohohoooo
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/mictoboy2006/3351986682/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# now that's dedication
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# OH Hell Yes!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ooh, I like your egg rack in the next pic
/gay blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I do though
;¬)

Oh, weeeeeeeekennnnnnnd!
T'ra!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# That is a very sharp egg rack I must agree
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# "I am a robot"?
A bloody loony, more like!

Is it mind-control-beam resistant?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# The font is
Harlow italic... and this is Jean harlow on the slant...
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Why am I looking at an image of your Mum?
* Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I have
behind the bins for a fiver
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Is that an offer?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# An offer? What to do it with your mum as well?
behind the bins
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I couldnt find the one of yours!!
:-)
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Here is one of my Mum and Dad
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Thanks fella...
Ill hold onto that for the next compo LOL
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# no wonder he looks so tired..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Oh fuck!
I have just re-read this thread and made myself Office lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# IT'S SO WRONG TO THINK IT BUT I SO WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Who, Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# who else?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# 0_0
Good god!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# was this pic a fetish one, or just some random snap that's ended up a meme/bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Both, with knobs on

on in
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Both, I think.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# It's in her Jeans !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Everything is in her jeans..
judging by the size of them!! LOL
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Quite frankly it'll never get finished but it passed the last hour of slavery this week.
Typographer vs Human


Click for bigger (95 kb)
Can you tell I had a row with a typographer today?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Oo k
Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Well . . . I reckon you set things straight right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Simplicity


funny* because it looks like batman**

*may not actualy be funny.
**may not actualy look like batman.
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Marvelous.
Edit: It's odd - I can't even see it as a letter anymore!

Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, BATMAN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I'm finding it had not to see a "B"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Turn your head
90 degrees anticlockwise.

That'll be £12.50+vat for the advice, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Stare at the 'eyes'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# when batman has a stroke
does his mast drop on one side as well as his face?

lovely by the way
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# yes,
I believe it does! cheers for the comment!
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I found some more :)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# catwoman
Kitt Bold or Newmar Serif?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# FAT, AND ABOUT AS FUNNY AS WATCHING YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DIE IN A PLANE CRASH, JAMES OPTED FOR THE 'COMEDY BEARD'.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Would would would would
and I don't see you with your own show.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# but perhaps
he shouldn't have been allowed to have his own show
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I liked it.
It had a few niggles, but it was the first show and some of it was done in front of a live audience, which is always a pig. Er, so I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# to be honest
I haven't watched it yet. But rest assured when I do I will make up my own mind regardless of how badly it's been panned.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Well I thought it was alright, it a bit nervous.
I always reserve judgement until the third episode...

They did that lesbian vampire killers movie, are you planning to see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Not until it comes on film4, no

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I shall report back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# third episode !!
If a dog comes and shits next to you, you're not gonna hang around to see if it still stinks 3 weeks later..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Well done on the 'noting the amount of work that goes into things' work, there.
You ever done something a bit shittily the first time? Like grammar perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ahhhh so you're admitting it's shitty..
That's progress.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Not really
I'm saying it might ramp up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# yeah, if they play russian roulette.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# the live audience really motivated me
when i performed at Live Aid at wembley...wait a second, that wasn't me...sorry, carry on
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ^This
He has about as much talent as a dead badger, and a false laugh that would make banshee's shudder. 100% carrat gold cunt.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# A dead badger has a great talent of being a dead badger
Also, banshee's what? and "carat" is not measured in percentages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Karat, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# In German, aye :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# but not in English?
Okidoki, my engagement ring must be German then.... how odd!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# No, it's definitely Carat in english.
Probably is German - is there a small swastika somewhere on it?

LOLGERMANS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# NAZI GOOOOOOOOLD.
Not that I've found.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ^ needs more numbered Swiss Bank account
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# have you seen this site
卐.com

you need the special upload unicodez to see the symbol properly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# "banshee's shudder"
is an australian term for the lady-spluff of a mythical spirit. It's well known that high pitched squeals, such as would break glass, make banshees cum in torrents.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# haha. Spectral Porn. What a niche market...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I like him
but he's in danger of doing a Slattery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Oooh dear - that's not a fate I'd wish on anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# there's only a few of who will even know what that means
and that's all the proof you need
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# We shall stand together on this, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# stop touching me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I know what it means but was too young at the time to really notice Slattery's omnipresense.
That said Tony Slattery did seem to consist of more as a human being than several layers of fat and poor jokes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# my exposure to him
is solely as a guest on panel shows, where he is high-pitched and irritating and thinks his own, very poor, jokes are the funniest things ever - which is never an appealing trait.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# 24, Shirley?
I think gold is made of gold, not carrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# but cunts
are traditionally measured in percentages of carrat gold
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Consider me Learn'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# LOL
yes this is fact.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You don't have to be on the pitch to spot a shit sportsman.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Very true
You don't have to go sportsman spotting in the first place though, you could do something fun or interesting. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I kill two birds with one stone
by engaging in copious amounts of dogging.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *nominates for Mum of the Year*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# James 'there's just more to nibble' Corden
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# wiki'd him.
I never bothered with gavin and stacy, so still I have no idea.

I'm therefore going to nod my head and smile politely
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I never did either, I've just seen him on panel shows
and found him fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Let's 'av 'im, Cappy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *bundle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# He is rather rubbish, isn't he?
Like Chris Moyles: fat and unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# They could be related..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I quite like him as an actor
and a writer but he's quickly proving to be another 'one trick pony' a la gervais
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# See, I'm like him, but funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# what if the plane crashes into a fireworks factory?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Quick, up the dirty?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# The UK's premiere black comedian
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# premiere (inn) black comedian.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# lolcareerlol
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# the 'DEAR LORD, IT'S A DARKIE WITH A BIRMINGHAM ACCENT' thing
had to wear off eventually. Get some FUCKING jokes.

*grumbles* it's like Graham Norton or Genie Yashari or however it's spelt. Yes, you're gay. Yes, you're Nigerian. Get the fuck over it and get some jokes. I hate it when people define themselves so readily and then just stagnate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# That is 100% true and they both piss me off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *see also
Alan 'Bloody' Carr
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ooh I like Alan
When he did Live at the Apollo, I laughed so hard I nearly lost a tooth
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Hmmm. We may have to have a little chat about this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Johnny Vegas has his moments
but does rely on the "I'M FAT AND DRINK A LOT OF BEER" thing a bit too often.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# He's getting better, though
you should watch Ideal. It's stupendous. It's so dark and odd, but fucking funny. Especially if you're a stoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I'm currently working through the 5 Series Boxset of Peepshow and enjoying it immensely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# God, I love that show.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# it is excellent
I've been watching a few of the Mitchell and Webb Situation shows, which is quite good, but stumbled across the second series of Flight of the Conchords so I'm currently firm in the belief that my arse is made of chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar
is better than anything in Flight of the Conchords.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Absolutely :D
Also, David Mitchell. Would?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Yes, for his mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha yes
"The Farmer" had me chuckling too.

"Here, psst, c'mere, see, what you do is, get some chickens right, like this one. It's fucking MADE of chicken! Kill it, free chicken! I've got loads of em. Keep em alive, free eggs! People buy em! I'm fucking rich!" (paraphrased)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# have you seen those ones?
there's quite a few with the farmer... in the same vein, to do with crops, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Yeh I picked up a DVD of the first series of the Mitchell & Webb sketch show and I enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I found the snooker blokes a bit tiresome but otherwise brill.
The german Numberwang was superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# haha yeh it was
The snooker blokes are essentially boring, yeh - but everytime Mitchell says "oooh that's a bad miss" it makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# haha, yes, ok, I'll admit that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# yes, that's different
I was meaning his stand-up. I went to see him in stand-up in glasgow and he lay on the stage saying nothing for quite a while and eventually the bar refused to stop bringing him guinness so he went on about that for a long time. It was funny at times, but I left feeling more depressed than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# That is a bit horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# he also kept making reference to how many pints he'd had...
I think 10 or 12 was where they stopped, then eventually brought him another and assured him that'd be the last. :/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# JV in Brighton
I saw Jonny Vegas doing Stand-up in Brighton about 10 years ago. He died on his (big) arse. Didn't have any jokes, and just told unamusing stories about being a pottery teacher.

Possibly the worst reaction to a stand-on comedian I've ever witnessed.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I've only seen that Nigerian woman the once and I laughed, but it probably gets old very quick
Graham, well his delivery pisses me off more than his jokes- EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# COCK
*canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Yep, that's pretty much it...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# no, you mean:
"COCK - EEEHHHHHHHHHHM"
*pout and look to camera*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# oooohoohoo
silly gays on tv appeal to daily mail readers. it makes them feel more street.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# haha this
but come on, give lenny some credit, he does stick his tongue out a lot. that's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# it'd be funnier if he was doing it in the gents for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# quite so
with this in mind, I'm going to have some ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Nice choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# anyway - have a good weekend b3ta
see you on monday probably

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# adios amigo
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Bye bye Miss ScottishSlightly Pie
have some huggage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# *waves*
Bye Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# was he ever any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# No

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# thought so
70s 80s novelty of a black guy telling jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# As the sun sets on Trafalgar...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I think he said he has got a hard on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Haha! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Arf!
Arf! I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Got one with a pulse over here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# This sir
..Is an abomition!

...Why Nelson would turn 360 degrees in his barrel of brandy at this outrageous take on his final moments! The man had been shot through the spine for the sake of christ and all heavens angelic angels!! He would have had no idea what the fluff he was on about! ...my money is on a tirade of bad language that would have sank the combined fleets of the French and Spanish without having had to fire a shot!

As for Hardy, what a cunt! ...what a complete and utter cunt!, Nelson didn't ask to be put in a queue to be seen along with the others injured during battle! ..Hardy deliberatley misheared every word the great man said because of professional pride and that's why he ended up in a barrel, and didn't return to blighty to more medals and honours than a man with only one arm has ever come close to! I tell thee! It was a bad day for democracy was October 21st that year!! argh!
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

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