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"who goes there?" #1
image based on "the thing", might redo this one later on, not too happy with the lack of asymmetry. 'nother one later.
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Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:52,
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Zalgo??
Is that you master??
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:53,
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i was quite taken with the whole zalgo thing
but it seemed to annoy a lot of people
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:59,
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I came back
Just as Zalgo was here, so I was a tad confuzzled. But then got it.
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:03,
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i really liked it as well
i'm not quite sure why there was so much hostility towards it. b3ta, eh?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:07,
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I can only assume it's been a dayshift phenomenon,
as I've barely noticed it
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:11,
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i think it's because it was a bandwagon on somethingawful first
and stealing bandwagons from other sites is fail
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:17,
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instant failage
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:19,
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I concur, sir.
It'd pretty much been done to death before it arrived here. B3tans have enough imagination to start their own wagons.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:20,
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i was taking the piss a bit
i'm a closet zalgoholic. there should be a b3ta support group for us
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:23,
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HE Comes
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:26,
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as with all things; quality, not quantity
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:13,
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v nice
but that north easterly line is wayyyy off! *alignes keyboard and monitor at 90 degrees*
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:53,
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i though of this when i seen your pic
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:54,
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What an Album :)
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:56,
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cracking version of over the wall :)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:57,
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Hell yeah
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:01,
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i think i had the similar image from "hellraiser"
floating around my head as i did this.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:57,
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yeah that testament album cover is definitly "inspired" by hellraiser
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:59,
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lovely :)
I am downloading potatoplop cs4
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:56,
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potatoplop cs4?
i tried googling but i pretty much just got your post as the result
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:03,
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great :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:25,
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haha
I call it this also...
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Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:40,
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guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumsh!
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:18,
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Max makes one last visit to the Goody residence....
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Woodland Animal Moop! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:46,
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I like this
and you.
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Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:48,
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Usually post on Football365
But as I put the effort in I thought you guys might appreciate.
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Woodland Animal Moop! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:54,
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As long as you keep the football out of here we'll appreciate your stuff.
I like this pic.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:25,
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AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:51,
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The monobrowed pervayer
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Tosh and Becks ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:01,
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Milking a Fat Cow??
Clifford would never do that, the man has integrity. Wait, that man is a cnut
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:51,
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I actually lol'd
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Peter_G ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:53,
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I like this new angle on it.
Everyone just kind of accepts that he's a money-grubbing shit so it's never satireised. I applaud you for the concept alone.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:54,
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He is now in his office
shouting "NEXT" through the open door
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:57,
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Is
Patrick Swayze on his books??
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:00,
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Nice.
He's been rather overlooked in the whole affair, hasn't he.
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Tart Monkey ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:02,
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.
.
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Catnipppp ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:41,
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Lovely, keep on doing these, stop doing all that tinfoil, bollocks
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:42,
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Crazy Tequilla Worms
Just dont give em Lemon, else they will be tripping their tits off
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:42,
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Great stuff!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:44,
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Da-dee-da-deet-dada-deet-deet
Tequilla.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:48,
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woah!
lovely
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Obz Click, ting, stamps ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:49,
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fucking brilliant
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:51,
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glorious......
*doin'a rumba*..........WOO!...look at them lil'faces:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:52,
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Yes very good
so what's the point in posting your work on here? just put a link in I really didn't think this was what b3ta was about...what a shit day with this and Goodyitus. Just look here to see the next posts, yawn, www.mutones.co.uk/html/mutone.php?id=193 /rant over, should be dinner time soon
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:54,
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Happy b3taday!
Or at least, b3taday!
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:56,
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Yay
Im going to have wine and some Italian cake to celebrate as no jaffa's in the house. I should be in a good mood but im not. maybe i got one those periods or something my misses gets
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:58,
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i thought it might be another of them
still, at least these ones don't come with the paranoid add-ons. worth encoraging that at least. happy candle
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Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:01,
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why thanks m'aam
I shouldnt be a grouch but I prefer original work where the idea counts not the amount of attention sought still there is a bottle of pinot noir calling me...
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:04,
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There is also a small copyright issue
being as they belong to Panini.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:02,
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Ooooo
After seeing the above post I am liable to agree
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:06,
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very true
I presume its the original artist posting - shame its clever stuff. Is your painting of the lady finished yet? looked good earlier
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:06,
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Panini
Did you see what panini did to my art, on about 25 per cent of them they had some hack cut in pieces of cluttered photos, i suppose to make them better, but for me, they ruined the composition and destroyed the flow of the piece. Thought you all might want to see the higher res artist version. If not, then I will not post them any more.
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Catnipppp ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:16,
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I wouldn't describe it as high-res, but post what you like, you're not breaking any rules.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:19,
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I would like it if you continued to post your splendid arts.
You have great talent and I never look at teenage ringtone sites.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:22,
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Like I said
Top work, real talent. There are no rules you post away; its not what Im here for but there are millions of others who might not think like me...or not
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:28,
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You keep posting them.
Nothing wrong with posting good pictures. Just ignore the board nazi's, they have nowt better to do.
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Tart Monkey ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:00,
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well have some confucious
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:52,
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oh i see.
bah. hmm. I'm sure there's one or two other boarders who post stuff that they have done for some other reason though, as in the ones who make stuff for companies and whatever. happy b3taday, I hope you will be enjoying it by saturating your mu-subtype opiod receptors.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:17,
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Does that mean tooting the smack?
It's great but it's a bit moreish.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:24,
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a veritable smorgasboard
of endorphins, nociceptins, endomorhpins, dynorphins....etc.., serve warm with ciabatta
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:31,
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That sounds like a meal I would enjoy
Happy b3taday!
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:38,
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Yeah probably right
I should relax more and murder less. Ill take anything with 'lins and 'phins me. It is clever and top talent. Bastard catnipp...
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:26,
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Q: Do you believe cellphones cause cancer?
A: Yes, you've stated that you do. Q: Did you accept money to promote cellphones and their use? A: Yes, you've stated that you did. Conclusion: You knowingly and willingly promoted a product which you believed would result in devastating and life-threatening injury to human beings. Maybe you should tone down the rhetoric a bit. You're on pretty fucking shakey ground from where I'm standing.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:33,
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cancer
Actually i did the mutones a year ago, they are only just now releasing them. I believe the reports on the tumours came out about 6 months ago. So mobile don't cause cancer, it is how they are used that causes it. I use a mobile phone. So i am on shaky ground too. I have accepted money for doing ads for beer and vodka too, and i believe those can cause horrible health effects too if misused. Cars can kill people, but i still illustrate them.
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Catnipppp ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:41,
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So mobile phones don't cause cancer, it is how they are used that causes it?
Similar to cigarettes then?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:51,
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Just don't try to make a long distance call to ulaan batoor on a packet of cigarettes
you will get cancer
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:03,
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Hello is that Mr. Dunhill at the Embassy?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:33,
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haha lovely pic
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:13,
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Mmmm festive mezcal!
Nice work there
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:51,
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Awesome-o
: D
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Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:36,
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:41,
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Deutche miffy?
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:54,
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Her original Dutch name is Nijntje
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:58,
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Ah, I see.
Edit: Does she have cum on her face?
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:03,
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I don't think so,
why?
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:10,
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yes
god is definately dead...
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:09,
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woo
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:18,
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She's Back...
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donkeysoup Was last seen on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:37,
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Ye gads
Dr Who was on the button then.
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:40,
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I'd wipe my dick on that like crazy
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:40,
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Im a better person for knowing that
:-D
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Guizmeaux ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:42,
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.
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Guizmeaux ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:29,
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weather bitch? is that you?
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:30,
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Must be her Sister,
"Housework bitch"
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:32,
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i would love to munch on her vag
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:32,
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Im a better person for knowing that
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:38,
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If my wife looked like that, i'd empty our bin!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:33,
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blurry?
;)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:37,
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That'd be a start!!
I am so glad she doesn't browse b3ta!!! Ning Sah. Even though I'm just off to pick said Wife up and see my Granddaughter.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:39,
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ning ning
have fun :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:40,
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Is that pic from the Google Maps page??
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:39,
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euphemism?
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:38,
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"Yeah, I'll empty your bin..."
"..And by 'empty your bin' I mean I'll fill it with my junk "
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Guizmeaux ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:41,
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nice
nice
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:57,
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shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, mmmnnnnngghhh-a-lang
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:27,
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HAHAHAHA!
You even went to Queens Rd to take the pic!! That's commitment!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:28,
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Well we had to go to Halfords anyway so whilst I had my camera
I thought I'd invite the Bay City Rollers along ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:29,
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The rollering road should be popular
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:32,
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Lol
Bay City Rollers were number 1 the day I was born with Bye Bye Baby. Useless bit of trivia there, but get a woo from me :)
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:34,
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Ooooo, punnage most foul.
The 70's really were the pinnacle of fashion. It's been all downhill from there. (brushes off polyester flares)**dies from massive static electricity shock
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Tart Monkey ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:38,
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hahaha, you loon :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:44,
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:D
...box-office smash:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKJr8fcTMiY
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:25,
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Best of all the orangutans!
WOO! I love the wavy motion of the scrolling sky, mesmeric.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:27,
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Right turn Clyde.
Woo.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:29,
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......clyde set the benchmarks...top dude:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:37,
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Oooooooooh yes . . . feel the spraaaaaaaaaaaay !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:52,
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ta..........i wanna see him do a backflip now.....
gotta get busy:):)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:13,
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Who can tell...
is still a very good answer!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:08,
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why are you posting screengrabs of the young ones?
woo!
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:10,
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Indeed......
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:15,
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Have we got a video?
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AMadDayYes ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:19,
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YES WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:25,
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Video??
VHS or Betamax?? Or that new fangled DVD that the young ones are talking about nowadays??
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:27,
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Ha Ha
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nastybadger ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:53,
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hahaha
:D perticually like the rick
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:06,
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arf
bit o'diligent bomb disposal goin'on there:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:15,
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Ha!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:15,
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Keep at it . . . it goes to show you never can tell . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:53,
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I like ham but I'm not a hamster
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:07,
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I like this
and I have shown so by clicking the "I like this!" button :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:08,
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I thank you
and I have shown this by thanking you ^ :-D
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:10,
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Wookie younglings are ever so cute!
Woo.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:09,
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This one's got his first ammo belt
Awww
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:11,
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Aw.
What an adorable moustache
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:13,
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Awww!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:13,
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Awww
Just let him win at Galactic chess
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:24,
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How is yuongling formed?
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:11,
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Sshh...
(slo-mo edit)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:17,
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awwwwwwww
*makes squeaky cupboard door noises* *click*
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:10,
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i like this
and i like bill bailey references
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:11,
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Yes, truly a God amongst wizards
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:13,
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This Day in History...
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:02,
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lol i love this
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:04,
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James Caan and Christopher Walken face melge!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:09,
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hahahahaha!
oh christ that was wrong, but it felt so right
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:11,
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pfffttt....
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:18,
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hahaha
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:21,
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what does happen when the numbers run out?
Haven't seen this on here yet......
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Sellers funkie not junkie ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58,
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TWO!
Out of ten.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:00,
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At the film, obviously, not your picture.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:01,
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Your picture is well shopped.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:01,
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aint bad
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:03,
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lol
guility giggle
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:01,
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the world ends
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:02,
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Whilst we're on the subject -
I know the whole everyone got tired of the whole Zalgo thing pretty quickly but this took me bloody ages and is the bestest thing I ever did. *Prouds*
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:08,
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I like this
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:20,
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It's very good
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:20,
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Zalgo
Shall not die
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Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:26,
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Haha, this is fab.
*Clicks*
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:03,
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Ja!
Das ist Nümberwang!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:03,
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Eleventy
woos
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:04,
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haha! yay!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:04,
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..
yes!!
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beachsurf ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:48,
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confused?
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Davethefan began lurking again on or around ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:50,
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what the shuddering fuck is that thing on the left?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:52,
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that's you that is
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:53,
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Michael Winner.
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:53,
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hahaha
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:54,
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Snort!
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:57,
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haha that's ace!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:16,
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heh heh
calm down dear.........second thoughts:FASTER!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:18,
archived )
This synchs perfectly
with the black metal I'm listening to. Excellent!
(
Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:48,
archived )
Bogiez? Has it re-opened or summat?
I used to be a Hippo Club regular.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:15,
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Michael Winner you say?
YUM!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:57,
archived )
shopped pics only please
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58,
archived )
one day his eyelids will seal shut
it is the third stage of michael winner development
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:59,
archived )
a ha ha
!
(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58,
archived )
that is
confused.com's new mascot. Confucius, and he's fugly. Talks like Yoda, a raving alcoholic too, apparantly.
(
Davethefan began lurking again on or around ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:54,
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he looks like a right wanker
(
Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:55,
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Don't get me started
I've never wished anyone dead, but him.....
(
Davethefan began lurking again on or around ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:55,
archived )
ok
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:56,
archived )
with all these insurance meta-search sites
i thought i might create a site that searches all the meta-search sites like confused, moneysupermarket, comparethemarket, etc. MORE MIDDLEMEN NEEDED!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:56,
archived )
I think there probably already is one
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:57,
archived )
www.comparethemarketcomparison.com seems to be free.
Go for it.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:01,
archived )
You just need "review the market"
(
Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:22,
archived )
Rawwwwwerrrrr
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:29,
archived )
hahahaha!
that's great!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:30,
archived )
cheers
inspired by the link earlier today
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:35,
archived )
Hahahahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:30,
archived )
Thats smashing!
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32,
archived )
hahahah
: ) brilliant
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32,
archived )
Domo cat!
nice
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32,
archived )
hahaha :D
fucking wonderful :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:33,
archived )
marv
clicks
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:34,
archived )
:D
*needs more kate bush*
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:35,
archived )
FANTASTIC!
Is that shopped or live action? - Click my Burger to see my Cock
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:38,
archived )
love your cock by the way
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:41,
archived )
That's funny, because most of the girls say that!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:43,
archived )
well it is the first time i've seen one that can make chicken burgers
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:45,
archived )
Indeed - I have a multi-talented cock!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:50,
archived )
that I did, it is also wonderful
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:53,
archived )
nicked it from here
you just have to pull out the subliminal frames and violawww.b3ta.com/links/Cat_sticks_his_head_in_a_bag
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:41,
archived )
Woo - Tht is even funnier now I have seen that!
Nice One!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:45,
archived )
that is special
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58,
archived )
I didn't want to get all nazi on his ass
But yeah, it's still a funny vid!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer ,
Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:45,
archived )
Hahaha!
That loaded quite slowly and with each frame it made me smile more.
(
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:39,
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that must be one ugly cat
Lololol!!!1!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:43,
archived )
Quite frankly,
There is no part of this that isn;t ace!
(
Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:49,
archived )
Bleddy ace!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:53,
archived )
cats are great
are they not?
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Tart Monkey ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:41,
archived )
this with bells and whistles!
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:02,
archived )
Dramatic Domo-bag cat!
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beemoh ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:04,
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whee
made me smile
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googlebot ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:53,
archived )
Quick!
Someone masturbate so that God kills it!
(
flake has nothing against your right leg ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 23:46,
archived )
That
cat is called Maru and i love him. a youtube search of Maru is well worth it tells ya.
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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow ,
Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:17,
archived )
Lost classics
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:23,
archived )
wow!
where did you dig that up from? lovely idea btw!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:24,
archived )
I made it.
I plan a series - any classic album suggestions appreciated!
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:25,
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do "elo a new world record"
and a jeff buckley grace! (please) This is gonna be a great series!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:27,
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oooh oooh do "Surfer Rosa"
that looks great btw.
(
Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:27,
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Nice suggestions!
I have more - some will be literal, some more 60s modernist - here's the inspiration:thingsmagazine.net/projects/1960s/index.htm I also plan: Fox Base Alpha Odelay Stone Roses Hup Thriller Rubber Soul It could run and run though.
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:30,
archived )
Woo! *bookmarks*
(
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32,
archived )
I have a request
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:34,
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nice
I'll see what I can do; Will prolly put them on flickr and link from here when i get a few more done (some tonight hopefully)
(
LittlePixel ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:38,
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groovy
I look forward to this
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:05,
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seen these?
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magictoast ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:58,
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^This.
Also: Big Black - Songs About Fucking.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:30,
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"THIS IS JORDAN, WE DO WHAT WE LIKE"
I'm gonna put that on very loud right now.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:44,
archived )
Yeah!
SHE'S GOT A BOOT-PRINT ON HER FOREHEAD.
(
Ttssattsr ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58,
archived )
I'm a steelworker - I kill what I eat.
I think I'll play Hammer Party instead.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:59,
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Black Planet, Fear Of A
(looks fucking ace btw)
(
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:28,
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Tayo: Y4K: Dread At The Controls
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58,
archived )
Aphex Twin's Windowlicker
(
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:22,
archived )
on
my list
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LittlePixel ,
Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:25,
archived )
It'd be rude not to suggest
OK Computer, I think.
(
Dave McF wrote some words on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:42,
archived )
Spiritualized - Ladies and Gentlemen We're Floating in Space
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32,
archived )
haha
Spiritualised stuff looks like this anyway! ;)
(
LittlePixel ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:33,
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awesome album
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:38,
archived )
:)
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32,
archived )
I have it on good authority that this is how they are made!
(
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13,
archived )
this explains allot
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13,
archived )
You mean i've been eating teletubbies??
Not again!!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15,
archived )
*in most menacing voice* "We will tear your diet apart!"
heheh, top stuff :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15,
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spam e-drugs are the best for dieting!
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:21,
archived )
hahahah, brill :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:22,
archived )
But who paints the s on?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15,
archived )
Noo-noo silleh!!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:16,
archived )
Noo-noo was flippin' useless
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17,
archived )
Well he did suck!!!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:18,
archived )
He did
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:21,
archived )
Noo-noo was their cock sucker
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:18,
archived )
god does
and jesus and jade
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17,
archived )
just a shame she can't spell S
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:19,
archived )
Hahaha, thats why I like them so much :D
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17,
archived )
Seeeeeeeeeeee......
(
Ninj ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:12,
archived )
aww what a lully little fella xD
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13,
archived )
R.I.P.
I say R.I.P. Edit: how rude of me. That's a beauty of a shop and I'll save it in my special Corrie folder.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13,
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is he dead?
(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17,
archived )
John Savident isn't dead
but his character Fred Elliott had a massive heart attack shortly before marrying Bev. I was sad. I'm a long-term Corrie addict and I don't care who knows it.
(
Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:22,
archived )
phew!
for a second there I thought John Savident had croaked it. I said, croaked it!
(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:24,
archived )
no
(
finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:24,
archived )
:D
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:16,
archived )
Yay for comedy grins!
Have a tenous pea!
(
Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:45,
archived )
hahahaha!
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:20,
archived )
it's what he would have wanted
I say, wanted!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:23,
archived )
something about algorithms
(
Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:24,
archived )
There must be a market for this
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:08,
archived )
hahaha :)
glow stick for that night at the rave
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:10,
archived )
I wouldn't use the jam rag -
I once tried these funny 'silk' ones that have a purple swirly pattern on them (on the fanny hammock itself; not just the wrapper). Every time I pulled my troos down I panicked for a split second because I thought I'd developed some alien discharge.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:10,
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probably quite itchy after it all flakes off too
the glitter that is
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13,
archived )
Hun, you seem to have glitter all over your clam
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:14,
archived )
AAAAARRGGGHH
thats not glitter :O
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:29,
archived )
Well that has put me of my strawberry jam sandwich
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13,
archived )
too much glitter?
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15,
archived )
too much tampon
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17,
archived )
I should have warped it
and it looks like this has bindunwww.b3ta.com/board/9312196 :(
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:19,
archived )
you just know guys would get hold of loads of those and have starwars-esque blaster fights....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:11,
archived )
They could be used as little RPGs for your combat hamsters.
(
Guizmeaux ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15,
archived )
you just know guys I (you) would get hold of loads of those and have starwars-esque blaster fights....
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17,
archived )
...........................................most likely
*runs around firing tampons whilst making PEW-PEW noises*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:22,
archived )
I suppose the lads could see who was glowing,
then avoid them, and go for some other non-glowing bint.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:11,
archived )
That would be quite some glow...
...to be able to see it through a few inches of flesh, two layers of skin, pants (assuming they are being worn) and outer garments...
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Guizmeaux ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:14,
archived )
Dark in nightclubs, innit
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:16,
archived )
they might have a light shining down like
some freakish ufo covered in fake tan
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17,
archived )
It would be like a load of downlighters wandering around.
Some sort of twisted mood lighting.
(
Guizmeaux ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:43,
archived )
oooh wants
always longed for a twinkly twat *clicks*
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:34,
archived )
Evenin'
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Ninj ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:40,
archived )
Arf, ning ninj
(
zoldergoose ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:41,
archived )
Ning Zelter...
...ya belter :D
(
Ninj ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:42,
archived )
Evenin'
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:42,
archived )
HAHAHAHAHA
(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:07,
archived )
eveninj!
ahaha woo!
(
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:42,
archived )
Evenin Pointless
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:43,
archived )
Pffft
should have said Jan 2050 - March 1725 ;)
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:42,
archived )
pfft
45
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:47,
archived )
Hahaha!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:43,
archived )
Yay!
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:43,
archived )
Hahaha *office chuckle*
"free watch with last week's issue" :D
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:46,
archived )
I missed that first time round
98
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:49,
archived )
on last week's Blue Peter we'll showed you how to make a time machine
but here's one I'll make later...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:51,
archived )
:D
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:54,
archived )
O_o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:03,
archived )
*applauds*
I love this.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:03,
archived )
\o/
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:07,
archived )
That's no fork!
(
Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13,
archived )
you're right
it's a banana :(
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:44,
archived )
You know what I bloody mean mister! Although you might not.
I remember reading, quite recently, that a true fork has 4 tines, a 3-tined implement is called a trident. However I've just done some (very brief) research and it seems this is incorrect.
(
Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:51,
archived )
ha ha ha I think you got the dates wrong
:)
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:46,
archived )
Hahahaha
..or .."Inventor of Time Travel will live here.."
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:47,
archived )
it originally was
Jacob Von Hogflume 1864-1909 inventor of time travel lived here in 2063
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:50,
archived )
I remember that version too
(
lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002 ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:58,
archived )
Arthur Bumbuttocks
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:57,
archived )
... and so it begins :)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:58,
archived )
well she is either farting or having a dump
There are many things, you can do with all those gifs :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:00,
archived )
Hahaha
I wondered who'd be first ;) Edit: oops sorry *looks further down*
(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:08,
archived )
I did, I only see the one Archie posted
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:12,
archived )
Err, excuse ME!
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:00,
archived )
You see...
...you're always in my head somewhere...:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:09,
archived )
:O)
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:01,
archived )
I bet you can pay to go and see that
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:04,
archived )
Hahaha
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:06,
archived )
hahaha
brill
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15,
archived )
ARF!
(
Shlvng ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:26,
archived )
lolitics
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:38,
archived )
lolitics indeed
I like how you've changed the "Conservative Heroes" link at the top there.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:40,
archived )
pfft!
hello you, I have a photoshop question if you have a spare minute? I've done some photo retouching for the girlthing. [original - she has quite bad ezcema, which i've taken out for her] and she's asked me to put a watermark over the top of the pics, but I'm utterly failing at making to prominent enough so it can't be easily edited out but stopping it totally obscuring the details of the picture. Can anyone help me?
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:42,
archived )
go on then.
edit:// There is no point putting a watermark on it if it has to be removed later. You will have to do the watermark on a separate layer and save versions with watermark and versions with the watermark layer turned off.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:44,
archived )
nono,
she wants it all transparent over the top, or similarly there-but-not-there, and that's a bit beyond me. reducing the opacity of the logo just makes the tattoos look crap, and i've fiddled with overlay and stuff but it doesn't really work. shall i just go back to her and ask for a simpler watermarking idea?
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:50,
archived )
open a layer on the top.
pick a colour or gray. Type your watermark or past your picture. If it is type ten rasterize the layer. Reduce opacity to whatever looks best. Voila.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:52,
archived )
ta, i shall give it a go
one day i'll be able to wield these photoshop tools without looking like an utter girly idiot. one day!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:54,
archived )
Click for bigger (130 kb) like that edit: I should have looked at your links. Does the watermark need to have the orange and should it fit the whole page?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:00,
archived )
yeah, that'll work!
thank you!
(
Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:02,
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If I were you I'd take the watermark and using the magic wand, select the orange and cut it ( ctrl-x) then copy ( ctrl-a ) the cow and paste ( ctrl-v) it onto the photo and place where you want it. Then reduce the opacity on that layer you just pasted, to suit.www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1237828032/holycow.jpg
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:09,
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Top stuff Sir.
What are you buying from Argos?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:45,
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Oh my dad
wants a glass TV stand so I was comparing prices.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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Your Dad?...
You can't fool me,you were shopping at Argos cos you is a Chav!! Albiet an old one!! ;)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:49,
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I have a TV stand.
He's buying it from ebuyer and wanted to know if it was cheap. I had no idea so I figured Argos is a good benchmark for cheap.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:51,
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Indeed it is!!
...I think...
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:53,
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