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# "who goes there?" #1


image based on "the thing", might redo this one later on, not too happy with the lack of asymmetry. 'nother one later.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Zalgo??
Is that you master??
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# i was quite taken with the whole zalgo thing
but it seemed to annoy a lot of people
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I came back
Just as Zalgo was here, so I was a tad confuzzled. But then got it.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# i really liked it as well
i'm not quite sure why there was so much hostility towards it.

b3ta, eh?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I can only assume it's been a dayshift phenomenon,
as I've barely noticed it
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# i think it's because it was a bandwagon on somethingawful first
and stealing bandwagons from other sites is fail
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# instant failage
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I concur, sir.
It'd pretty much been done to death before it arrived here. B3tans have enough imagination to start their own wagons.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# i was taking the piss a bit
i'm a closet zalgoholic. there should be a b3ta support group for us
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# HE Comes
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# as with all things; quality, not quantity
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# v nice
but that north easterly line is wayyyy off!

*alignes keyboard and monitor at 90 degrees*
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# i though of this when i seen your pic
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# What an Album :)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# cracking version of over the wall :)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Hell yeah
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# i think i had the similar image from "hellraiser"
floating around my head as i did this.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# yeah that testament album cover is definitly "inspired" by hellraiser
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# lovely :)
I am downloading potatoplop cs4
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# potatoplop cs4?
i tried googling but i pretty much just got your post as the result
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# great :D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# haha
I call it this also...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumsh!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Max makes one last visit to the Goody residence....
Photobucket
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I like this
and you.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Usually post on Football365
But as I put the effort in I thought you guys might appreciate.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# As long as you keep the football out of here we'll appreciate your stuff.
I like this pic.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# The monobrowed pervayer
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Milking a Fat Cow??
Clifford would never do that, the man has integrity.


Wait, that man is a cnut
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I actually lol'd
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I like this new angle on it.
Everyone just kind of accepts that he's a money-grubbing shit so it's never satireised. I applaud you for the concept alone.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# He is now in his office
shouting "NEXT" through the open door
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Is
Patrick Swayze on his books??
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Nice.
He's been rather overlooked in the whole affair, hasn't he.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# .
Photobucket


.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Lovely, keep on doing these, stop doing all that tinfoil, bollocks

(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Crazy Tequilla Worms
Just dont give em Lemon, else they will be tripping their tits off
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Da-dee-da-deet-dada-deet-deet
Tequilla.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# woah!
lovely
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# fucking brilliant
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# glorious......
*doin'a rumba*..........WOO!...look at them lil'faces:)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Yes very good
so what's the point in posting your work on here?

just put a link in I really didn't think this was what b3ta was about...what a shit day with this and Goodyitus. Just look here to see the next posts, yawn,
www.mutones.co.uk/html/mutone.php?id=193

/rant over, should be dinner time soon
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Or at least, b3taday!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Yay
Im going to have wine and some Italian cake to celebrate as no jaffa's in the house.

I should be in a good mood but im not. maybe i got one those periods or something my misses gets
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# i thought it might be another of them
still, at least these ones don't come with the paranoid add-ons. worth encoraging that at least.

happy candle
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# why thanks m'aam
I shouldnt be a grouch but I prefer original work where the idea counts not the amount of attention sought

still there is a bottle of pinot noir calling me...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# There is also a small copyright issue
being as they belong to Panini.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Ooooo
After seeing the above post I am liable to agree
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# very true
I presume its the original artist posting - shame its clever stuff. Is your painting of the lady finished yet? looked good earlier
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Panini
Did you see what panini did to my art, on about 25 per cent of them they had some hack cut in pieces of cluttered photos, i suppose to make them better, but for me, they ruined the composition and destroyed the flow of the piece. Thought you all might want to see the higher res artist version. If not, then I will not post them any more.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I wouldn't describe it as high-res, but post what you like, you're not breaking any rules.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I would like it if you continued to post your splendid arts.
You have great talent and I never look at teenage ringtone sites.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Like I said
Top work, real talent.

There are no rules you post away; its not what Im here for but there are millions of others who might not think like me...or not
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# You keep posting them.
Nothing wrong with posting good pictures. Just ignore the board nazi's, they have nowt better to do.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# well have some confucious
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# oh i see.
bah. hmm. I'm sure there's one or two other boarders who post stuff that they have done for some other reason though, as in the ones who make stuff for companies and whatever.

happy b3taday, I hope you will be enjoying it by saturating your mu-subtype opiod receptors.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Does that mean tooting the smack?
It's great but it's a bit moreish.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# a veritable smorgasboard
of endorphins, nociceptins, endomorhpins, dynorphins....etc..,

serve warm with ciabatta
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# That sounds like a meal I would enjoy
Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Yeah probably right
I should relax more and murder less. Ill take anything with 'lins and 'phins me.

It is clever and top talent. Bastard catnipp...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Q: Do you believe cellphones cause cancer?
A: Yes, you've stated that you do.
Q: Did you accept money to promote cellphones and their use?
A: Yes, you've stated that you did.
Conclusion: You knowingly and willingly promoted a product which you believed would result in devastating and life-threatening injury to human beings.
Maybe you should tone down the rhetoric a bit. You're on pretty fucking shakey ground from where I'm standing.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# cancer
Actually i did the mutones a year ago, they are only just now releasing them. I believe the reports on the tumours came out about 6 months ago.

So mobile don't cause cancer, it is how they are used that causes it.

I use a mobile phone. So i am on shaky ground too.

I have accepted money for doing ads for beer and vodka too, and i believe those can cause horrible health effects too if misused. Cars can kill people, but i still illustrate them.

(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# So mobile phones don't cause cancer, it is how they are used that causes it?
Similar to cigarettes then?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Just don't try to make a long distance call to ulaan batoor on a packet of cigarettes
you will get cancer
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Hello is that Mr. Dunhill at the Embassy?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# haha lovely pic
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Mmmm festive mezcal!

Nice work there
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Awesome-o
: D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Deutche miffy?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
#
Her original Dutch name is Nijntje
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Edit: Does she have cum on her face?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I don't think so,
why?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# yes
god is definately dead...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# woo
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# She's Back...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Ye gads
Dr Who was on the button then.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I'd wipe my dick on that like crazy
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Im a better person for knowing that
:-D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# .
Photobucket
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# weather bitch? is that you?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Must be her Sister,
"Housework bitch"
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# i would love to munch on her vag
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Im a better person for knowing that
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# If my wife looked like that, i'd empty our bin!!!


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# blurry?
;)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# That'd be a start!!
I am so glad she doesn't browse b3ta!!!

Ning Sah.

Even though I'm just off to pick said Wife up and see my Granddaughter.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# ning ning
have fun :)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
#
Is that pic from the Google Maps page??
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# euphemism?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# "Yeah, I'll empty your bin..."
"..And by 'empty your bin' I mean I'll fill it with my junk"
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# nice
nice
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, mmmnnnnngghhh-a-lang
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
You even went to Queens Rd to take the pic!!
That's commitment!

(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Well we had to go to Halfords anyway so whilst I had my camera
I thought I'd invite the Bay City Rollers along ;)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# The rollering road should be popular
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Lol
Bay City Rollers were number 1 the day I was born with Bye Bye Baby. Useless bit of trivia there, but get a woo from me :)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Ooooo, punnage most foul.
The 70's really were the pinnacle of fashion. It's been all downhill from there.

(brushes off polyester flares)*

*dies from massive static electricity shock
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha, you loon :)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# :D
...box-office smash:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKJr8fcTMiY
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Best of all the orangutans!
WOO! I love the wavy motion of the scrolling sky, mesmeric.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Right turn Clyde.
Woo.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# ......clyde set the benchmarks...top dude:)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Oooooooooh yes . . . feel the spraaaaaaaaaaaay !
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# ta..........i wanna see him do a backflip now.....
gotta get busy:):)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Who can tell...

is still a very good answer!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# why are you posting screengrabs of the young ones?
woo!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Indeed......
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Have we got a video?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# YES WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!!!!



(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Video??
VHS or Betamax??
Or that new fangled DVD that the young ones are talking about nowadays??
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Ha Ha
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha
:D perticually like the rick
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# arf
bit o'diligent bomb disposal goin'on there:D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Ha!~
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Keep at it . . . it goes to show you never can tell . . .
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I like ham but I'm not a hamster
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I like this
and I have shown so by clicking the "I like this!" button :D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I thank you
and I have shown this by thanking you ^
:-D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Wookie younglings are ever so cute!
Woo.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# This one's got his first ammo belt

Awww
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Aw.
What an adorable moustache
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Awww!



(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Awww
Just let him win at Galactic chess
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# How is yuongling formed?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Sshh...
(slo-mo edit)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# awwwwwwww
*makes squeaky cupboard door noises*
*click*
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# i like this
and i like bill bailey references
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Yes, truly a God amongst wizards
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# This Day in History...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# lol i love this
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# James Caan and Christopher Walken face melge!


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
oh christ that was wrong, but it felt so right
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# pfffttt....

(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# what does happen when the numbers run out?
Haven't seen this on here yet......


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# TWO!
Out of ten.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# At the film, obviously, not your picture.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Your picture is well shopped.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# aint bad
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# lol
guility giggle
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# the world ends
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Whilst we're on the subject -
I know the whole everyone got tired of the whole Zalgo thing pretty quickly but this took me bloody ages and is the bestest thing I ever did.

*Prouds*

(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# It's very good
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Zalgo
Shall not die
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Haha, this is fab.
*Clicks*
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Ja!
Das ist Nümberwang!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Eleventy
woos
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# haha! yay!


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# ..
yes!!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# confused?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck is that thing on the left?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# that's you that is
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Michael Winner.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Snort!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# haha that's ace!

(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# heh heh
calm down dear.........second thoughts:FASTER!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# This synchs perfectly
with the black metal I'm listening to. Excellent!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Bogiez? Has it re-opened or summat?
I used to be a Hippo Club regular.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Michael Winner you say?


YUM!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# shopped pics only please
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# one day his eyelids will seal shut
it is the third stage of michael winner development
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# a ha ha
!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# that is
confused.com's new mascot. Confucius, and he's fugly. Talks like Yoda, a raving alcoholic too, apparantly.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# he looks like a right wanker
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Don't get me started
I've never wished anyone dead, but him.....
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ok
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# with all these insurance meta-search sites
i thought i might create a site that searches all the meta-search sites like confused, moneysupermarket, comparethemarket, etc.

MORE MIDDLEMEN NEEDED!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I think there probably already is one
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# www.comparethemarketcomparison.com seems to be free.
Go for it.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# You just need "review the market"
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Rawwwwwerrrrr
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's great!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# cheers
inspired by the link earlier today
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Thats smashing!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahahah
: ) brilliant
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Domo cat!
nice
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha :D
fucking wonderful :D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# marv
clicks
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# :D

*needs more kate bush*

(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# FANTASTIC!
Is that shopped or live action?



- Click my Burger to see my Cock

(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# love your cock by the way
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# That's funny, because most of the girls say that!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# well it is the first time i've seen one that can make chicken burgers
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Indeed - I have a multi-talented cock!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# that I did, it is also wonderful
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# nicked it from here
you just have to pull out the subliminal frames and viola
www.b3ta.com/links/Cat_sticks_his_head_in_a_bag
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Woo - Tht is even funnier now I have seen that!

Nice One!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# that is special
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I didn't want to get all nazi on his ass
But yeah, it's still a funny vid!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
That loaded quite slowly and with each frame it made me smile more.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# that must be one ugly cat
Lololol!!!1!!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Quite frankly,
There is no part of this that isn;t ace!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Bleddy ace!


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# cats are great
are they not?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# this with bells and whistles!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Dramatic Domo-bag cat!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# whee
made me smile
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Quick!
Someone masturbate so that God kills it!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# That
cat is called Maru and i love him. a youtube search of Maru is well worth it tells ya.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Lost classics
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# wow!
where did you dig that up from?

lovely idea btw!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I made it.
I plan a series - any classic album suggestions appreciated!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# do "elo a new world record"
and a jeff buckley grace! (please)

This is gonna be a great series!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# oooh oooh do "Surfer Rosa"
that looks great btw.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Nice suggestions!
I have more - some will be literal, some more 60s modernist - here's the inspiration:

thingsmagazine.net/projects/1960s/index.htm

I also plan:
Fox Base Alpha
Odelay
Stone Roses
Hup
Thriller
Rubber Soul

It could run and run though.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Woo! *bookmarks*
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I have a request
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# nice
I'll see what I can do;
Will prolly put them on flickr and link from here when i get a few more done (some tonight hopefully)


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# groovy
I look forward to this
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# seen these?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# ^This.
Also: Big Black - Songs About Fucking.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# "THIS IS JORDAN, WE DO WHAT WE LIKE"
I'm gonna put that on very loud right now.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Yeah!
SHE'S GOT A BOOT-PRINT ON HER FOREHEAD.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I'm a steelworker - I kill what I eat.
I think I'll play Hammer Party instead.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Black Planet, Fear Of A
(looks fucking ace btw)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Tayo: Y4K: Dread At The Controls
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Aphex Twin's Windowlicker
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# on
my list
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# It'd be rude not to suggest
OK Computer, I think.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Spiritualized - Ladies and Gentlemen We're Floating in Space
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# haha
Spiritualised stuff looks like this anyway! ;)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# awesome album
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I have it on good authority that this is how they are made!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# this explains allot
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You mean i've been eating teletubbies??
Not again!!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *in most menacing voice* "We will tear your diet apart!"
heheh, top stuff :D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# spam e-drugs are the best for dieting!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# hahahah, brill :D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# But who paints the s on?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Noo-noo silleh!!


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Noo-noo was flippin' useless
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Well he did suck!!!



(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# He did
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Noo-noo was their cock sucker
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# god does
and jesus and jade
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# just a shame she can't spell S
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha, thats why I like them so much :D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Seeeeeeeeeeee......
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# aww what a lully little fella xD
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# R.I.P.
I say R.I.P.

Edit: how rude of me. That's a beauty of a shop and I'll save it in my special Corrie folder.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# is he dead?


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# John Savident isn't dead
but his character Fred Elliott had a massive heart attack shortly before marrying Bev. I was sad.
I'm a long-term Corrie addict and I don't care who knows it.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# phew!
for a second there I thought John Savident had croaked it. I said, croaked it!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# no
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Yay for comedy grins!
Have a tenous pea!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# it's what he would have wanted
I say, wanted!

(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# something about algorithms
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# There must be a market for this
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha :)
glow stick for that night at the rave
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I wouldn't use the jam rag -
I once tried these funny 'silk' ones that have a purple swirly pattern on them (on the fanny hammock itself; not just the wrapper). Every time I pulled my troos down I panicked for a split second because I thought I'd developed some alien discharge.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# probably quite itchy after it all flakes off too
the glitter that is
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hun, you seem to have glitter all over your clam
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# AAAAARRGGGHH
thats not glitter :O
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Well that has put me of my strawberry jam sandwich
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# too much glitter?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# too much tampon
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I should have warped it
and it looks like this has bindun
www.b3ta.com/board/9312196
:(
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# you just know guys would get hold of loads of those and have starwars-esque blaster fights....
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# They could be used as little RPGs for your combat hamsters.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
#
you just know guys I (you) would get hold of loads of those and have starwars-esque blaster fights....
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ...........................................most likely
*runs around firing tampons whilst making PEW-PEW noises*
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I suppose the lads could see who was glowing,
then avoid them, and go for some other non-glowing bint.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# That would be quite some glow...
...to be able to see it through a few inches of flesh, two layers of skin, pants (assuming they are being worn) and outer garments...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Dark in nightclubs, innit


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# they might have a light shining down like
some freakish ufo covered in fake tan
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# It would be like a load of downlighters wandering around.
Some sort of twisted mood lighting.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# oooh wants
always longed for a twinkly twat
*clicks*
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Evenin'
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Arf, ning ninj
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ning Zelter...
...ya belter :D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Evenin'
Photobucket
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# eveninj!
ahaha woo!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Evenin Pointless
:)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Pffft
should have said Jan 2050 - March 1725 ;)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# pfft
45
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha *office chuckle*
"free watch with last week's issue" :D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I missed that first time round
98
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# on last week's Blue Peter we'll showed you how to make a time machine
but here's one I'll make later...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# O_o
yes
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *applauds*
I love this.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# That's no fork!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# you're right
it's a banana :(
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# You know what I bloody mean mister! Although you might not.
I remember reading, quite recently, that a true fork has 4 tines, a 3-tined implement is called a trident.
However I've just done some (very brief) research and it seems this is incorrect.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# ha ha ha I think you got the dates wrong

:)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
..or

.."Inventor of Time Travel
will live here.."
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# it originally was
Jacob Von Hogflume 1864-1909
inventor of time travel
lived here in 2063
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I remember that version too
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
#


Arthur Bumbuttocks
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ... and so it begins :)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# well she is either farting or having a dump
There are many things, you can do with all those gifs :)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha
I wondered who'd be first ;)

Edit: oops sorry *looks further down*



(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I did, I only see the one Archie posted
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Err, excuse ME!
;-)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# You see...
...you're always in my head somewhere...:D
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :O)


(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I bet you can pay to go and see that
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
brill
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# ARF!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# lolitics
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# lolitics indeed
I like how you've changed the "Conservative Heroes" link at the top there.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# pfft!
hello you, I have a photoshop question if you have a spare minute?

I've done some photo retouching for the girlthing.
[original - she has quite bad ezcema, which i've taken out for her]
and she's asked me to put a watermark over the top of the pics,
but I'm utterly failing at making to prominent enough so it can't be easily edited out but stopping it totally obscuring the details of the picture.
Can anyone help me?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# go on then.
edit:// There is no point putting a watermark on it if it has to be removed later. You will have to do the watermark on a separate layer and save versions with watermark and versions with the watermark layer turned off.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# nono,
she wants it all transparent over the top, or similarly there-but-not-there, and that's a bit beyond me.
reducing the opacity of the logo just makes the tattoos look crap, and i've fiddled with overlay and stuff but it doesn't really work.
shall i just go back to her and ask for a simpler watermarking idea?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# open a layer on the top.
pick a colour or gray. Type your watermark or past your picture. If it is type ten rasterize the layer. Reduce opacity to whatever looks best. Voila.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# ta, i shall give it a go
one day i'll be able to wield these photoshop tools without looking like an utter girly idiot.
one day!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
#


Click for bigger (130 kb)


like that

edit: I should have looked at your links.

Does the watermark need to have the orange and should it fit the whole page?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# yeah, that'll work!
thank you!
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
#
If I were you I'd take the watermark and using the magic wand, select the orange and cut it ( ctrl-x) then copy ( ctrl-a ) the cow and paste ( ctrl-v) it onto the photo and place where you want it. Then reduce the opacity on that layer you just pasted, to suit.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1237828032/holycow.jpg
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Top stuff Sir.
What are you buying from Argos?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Oh my dad
wants a glass TV stand so I was comparing prices.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Your Dad?...
You can't fool me,you were shopping at Argos cos you is a Chav!!
Albiet an old one!!
;)
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I have a TV stand.
He's buying it from ebuyer and wanted to know if it was cheap. I had no idea so I figured Argos is a good benchmark for cheap.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Indeed it is!!


...I think...
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

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