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# bobo dor i dont think you are very nice to politicians
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# And rightly so.
All politicians are scum. This is scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Exactly
Where else can the inept expect to earn £100k p.a. + expenses?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# not expsenses
...allowances

that's the rub.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Spot on!
Wish the tax payer would pay for me to watch porn in my second home! I'd spank myself dry! LOLZ
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more smutty film :D

Terrific video as well sir :D

EDIT: Are the cunts still allowed to claim expenses without receipts up to £250 or have they sorted that now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I think they're revising the amount down
but it seems everything is waived through anyway..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I am so going to become an MP when
I am older.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
excellent on both counts

I hate that fat tory

"you can't be sat on a train thinking are you going to make it or aren't you going to make it"
-Welcome to my world
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# "Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off of my bench, before I pump your guts full of lead!"
heheheh, woo sir, VERY woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# My sister, until she was about 18,
thought that said "punch your guts to the left".

I like the idea of punching someone so hard they become egalitarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hah
i punched someone to the far right once
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The possibilities are endless.

I was down the pub the other night, and I punched this fella so hard at closing time he became a progressive liberal. Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha, that would be something!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# My sister is an idiot.
And she is a teacher now too. I fear for the future of kids in South Norwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# woah
I was just looking at sauce images for this and thought it wont be worth it cos BBO will post something smart and brilliant and here it is.

still if you were married to her I bet you'd download porn too...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# heheh
while repeating "At least I'm not married to Blears. At least I'm not married to Blears."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I married Teresa May once.
Sadly it was the politician and not the glamour model....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# perhaps ill make some
Jacqui Smith keyrings - enough room for every front door key she claims on
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# yer
she'll be proposing a 'front door key' database next

to fight terrorism an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And when she is forced to resign from the cabinet, you can use them as life size replicas of the London Eye. No Lose scenario!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Teh Blears!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Are all our ministers like this?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# poor Mr Pickles
he just wants a nice dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I pay my taxes so Jacqui Smith's husband can have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# aw come on, it's the only 'me time' he gets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Why can't he just download it off the internet
like everyone else? Lazy bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ^this
only someone over the age of 40 would make such an elementary mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I'm going to start to claim mine back on my tax form
what's the going rate?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# £1.28 per cc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I'M GOING TO BE RICH!
RICH I TELLS YA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
RICH DRY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I've whittled it to a point
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# haha
My new facebook status right there...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# That MP is my MP.
And in reality he's pretty much been worth the money that's been spent on him.

Value for money is fine. He's played by the current rules and more power to him.

The people who are taking money and doing fuck all for their constituency is another matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# haha!
that pickles thing is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# artfully done
also - in a similar vein
www.b3ta.com/board/9321998
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# A monday jig
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Look no further than the title
Only madness awaits you further down that road
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# haha i don't know what's happening but i think i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# What the fuck? LOL
Those disco lights need a kick to get them going again.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Tried that
Blew the file size out for some reason ... pfft
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Wonderful.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# How bizarre...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# how utterly strange! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# aaaaahhahaha!
beautiful work :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# That man has no winkie!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# How does
he smell?
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Phworrr...
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# How rare :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Is that Johnny Marr on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Nope
It's a friend of mine, he's going to 'kin kill me for this
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# he hasn't got a stitch to wear
but it hasn't put him off going out tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I bet
that somewhere there is a parallel universe where the sight of a mostly nude manikin of Saddam comforting a similarly mostly nude The Hoff atop a tin of Quality Street in a disco is the most natural thing in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Scunthorpe
.
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# \0/ Disco Disco!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Disco domo
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
#

(Fly Projector, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Here's a song for them to dance to
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7971778.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# What it always reminds me of...
img21.imageshack.us/img21/8674/warburton.gif

File size argle bargle.

pea from last night. Need to find out if the joke fails or if the lack of response was due to bad timing.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# You'll get responses now
Not very polite ones though.

Token repost!


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Lovely. I need it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaawww!!
musical animals are brill :D



Click for bigger (43 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I think the phrase 'pea from last night' may define the response
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Reposting in a new thread is wrong.
M'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# okay.
But I can't delete the thread now. Oh what a wicked web we weave.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# away with you and your alliterative homilies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# wwwww.b3ta.com?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# why not? its never too late to save someone from an oversized animated gif
sod the people who think losing their replies of "you shouldn't repost" is a fate worse than death
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# He could just link it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# good plan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# save me from the kilobytes!
they're inside the house!


oh god hurry i think one of them ha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# They're changing guards at Buckingham Palace.
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# read by Alan Bennett?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Alan Carr.
Dulcet tones and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I thought she went down on hin the saucy minx.
'ningles teh Wow. How are thangs in Wowsville?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ugh. That's how.
Anyway, nice to see you all, I'm off now. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# RIS and hamtouchery
My favourite lunchtime snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Reposting is like
shagging your dead nan


most considerate it undesirable and not right. Are you a nan shagger?

Edit altho it is rather good and made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Is it peapea time?
Needs a fucking donk on it


49
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# TECHNO
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# "Nobody gave a fuck for my image last night
so that makes it OK for me to ignore courtesy and post it again".

Is that what you are trying to say?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I suppose so.
Yeah, okay, we'll go with this.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ok here's the response I would have given last night
had I been around for its first airing.

That appears to be nonsensical bandwidth rape.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# lol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Who is Johnathan Warburton?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I'm gonna go ahead and repost my latest picture. Again.

Click for bigger
Click for full size (3500x3500, 2.7M)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# POST IT AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# OK

Click for bigger
Click for full size (3500x3500, 2.7M)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# POST SOMETHING FUNNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# post something vibrant!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# post something conflagrating!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# OK

CLICK FOR ANIMATION
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# This is far and away compensation
for the hour the govenment stole from me this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# roast shark


Click for bigger (105 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
Fantastic!
Woo Yay *CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# it's a pea, it's almost half a meg
and I have no idea who Jonathan Warburton is.

swap it for a picture of a kitten and you'll redeem yourself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# He is that voice
on that bread advert,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hovis?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Warburtons funnily enough ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Js8-qJBmc
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# incoming thread deletion
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Right! I'm reposting this!
Comedy Heroes


cfb wallpaper
original
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I still think this is utter fucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ta!
Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Design snob lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahahhahaha! I though the same thing when I saw their car for the first time...
"Woah, lay off the fluorescent markers, Brawn!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Scented marker pen?
What does it smell of?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I have a marker pen that smells of marzipan.
It's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# yo no soy el diablo
soy mazapán
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# WHAT.
WHAT.
SORRY I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# dos chips por favor
it says

I am not the devil
I am marzipan

you sing it to the tune of La Bamba
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# SOOOOOOOOOOY MAAAZAPAAAAN
I'M EL DIABLO BABY
SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Haha!
In reply to this:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# They left Hell to avoid that kind of situation
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Yes I was confused
they said someone called button one a race but it was clearly Chris Martin from Coldplay.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I knew if I waited long enough

I'd get a chance to repost this.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Arf!
Although I do officially think that all Grands Prix should henceforth be run in late afternoon/early evening. The Aussie one was a 90 minute tribute to shade effects and LENNNNNNNS FLAAAAARE!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I read that as shada effects and though,
I saw no dancing kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Frogs love a free ride....


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# gleeeee!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahahah!
today is a happy day!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# awww, hahah, he loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Aww lovely
Look at his little toofies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# :D
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# yay!

(Fly Projector, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# *boils*
*sugars*

*eetz*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Good if you have a frog in your throat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Aww!!!
*bookmarks, emails to my auntie who loves frogs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Grrr...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Aaaargh!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Haha!

Click for FULL :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Holy Buggering Salamanders™!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Aw what the hell, I'll pea mine :D

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Ooooh..... nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Yay, I can slip this in...


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Bloody hell!
A roar frog.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# FROARG
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha Great!
That frog's teething and has been taken on the 'Fingertip Ride Of Death' to take his mind off it.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I'd rather watch that than PaedoGirl and Hornblower cavorting about.
*hasn't seen the actual movie in question*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# paedo girl?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Alba. Body of a woman, face of a 5 year old girl with a smacked arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# okie dokie
*probably would*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I'd not, I'd feel duty bound to add myself to some sort of register.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I was about to say how utterly rubbish that is
and how gorgeous Ms Alba is, but then I did a google image search and I realised she does have a touch of the babyface to her.

Still lully though.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Not my type, maybe that's why all I see is an extremely expensive little girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# someone pointed out she looks very similar to my sister.
now I can't "unsee" and that was the end of that.

So she's a wouldn't.

*shiver*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Erm ...
Can I have your sister's number, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Its always a shock to find out you're a peado.
I didn't even know. I just thought fantastic 4 was a crap film. It turns out it's nonce fodder.
(waxdart hello., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I'm planning to have judged all the online b3tans by 1pm.
Paedophiles, Nazis and pansies. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahahhadehaaaha!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahahah! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# But I ordered the onion bhaji...


Apologies for crap-pun-ness, not-exactly-topical-ness and probably-been-done-already-ness. I just had to get it out of my system.
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# This is the kind of service
that I usually end up getting.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# timeo danaos et dona ferentes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# timeo danaos et doner ferentes
in this case.
(regularfry, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# It's all Greek to me
but nice pun anyway
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# That made me full on office lol!

Thanks and Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Tuesday afternoon draw off, pick from these 80s TV titles - ONLY if you are taking part please

Tuesday 31st March 2009 3pm Draw Off poll -
And the winner for this week is:

MONKEY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_(TV_series)
Happy Drawing, see you at 3pm tomorrow, all posts in the thread that appears. Ta

RULES type things - The Draw-off is a fun community art thing, no prizes, no nothing.
Draw what is picked in this poll, then post it in the thread that appears at the designated time.
You do not have to "draw", you can photoshop, animate, sculpt, whatever.
A Calendar entry will appear stating time and subject each week.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I'm torn between hitchhikers and t' roundabout
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# So Monkey then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I never watched Monkey :(
I feel I missed out on an important part of my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I have the complete boxset
slowly slowly working my way through it.

it being about 36 hours long I really want to try at some point to do it in one sitting :D

EDIT: also when is b3ta towers going to correct the timeages on the board?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Don't worry, I'm sure you'll survive somehow.
www.b3ta.com/board/9316390
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# cynic
you missed out borderline racism as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I enjoy the first episode I watch when I watch it
but after that it's just watching shit for shit's sake. I've got House boxsets to be watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# never got into house.
then again I've never tried.

The best boxsets are the Arrested Development ones.

me likey that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I've heard some good and bad stuff.
House is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# You sir,
are a man of impeccable taste! Arrested Developmet was brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'm torn between taking part, and not taking part
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Wacky Races FTW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Just me then :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I have decided to join your club
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :D
after my incredible performance last week I will be trying to put something into this draw off...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I can't guarantee I'll be joining in, it's 10pm and I have a job interview at 9 tomorrow
I would like to click on hitch hikers guide to the galaxy if that counts for anything
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Voted
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# this is happening tomorrow arvo pommytime?
Hell yeah ZAPHOD!!!

edit: sorry I presume I can get a proxy again...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# yeah, send it over and I'll post it
although Zaphod is in second place at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :( that just means I'll have to incorporate the silly monkey nit into a hitchhikers drawing...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Monkey Fucking Magic
Born from an egg on a mountain top, the punkiest Monkey that ever popped,
He knew every magic trick under the sun, to tease the gods and everyone can have some fun
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# "monkey is funky and never stops"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# is it the FA Cup ribbons?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# For a second there you scared the crap out of me by making me think it was Tuesday
I will not be able to participate tomorrow :(

but I might try and draw something this evening anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I won't be joining in, I have work to do.
If I were voting though, I'd vote Hitchhikers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Dagnabbit! The poll site is blocked here...
What is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# choices are
Hitchhikers GTTG
Captain Pugwash
Monkey
Wacky Races
Magic Ruondabout
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# hey h'toast
thanks for hosting these events, last week was fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Nae bother about 4
I didn't realise we had a whole day to do it :)

Also, Hitch-hikers ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# 'k cheers fella
yeah I've buckled, none of the excitement and mad rushing any more, B3ta Draw Off, now in middle age ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hitchhikers guide!
Rah!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Is it ok to SHOP an image bud???
I can't draw for SHITE.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Yeah... any old how, as far as I know...
Plus, since there are no prizes on offer, only kudos, no-ones gonna stop you shopping a picture of your cock and submitting it.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# although stuff like that was what killed the draw off last time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Oh yeah...
I was in no way suggesting people should.
Just that the forum police won't stop you if you do.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ok..........Ta.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# oh you fecker - office lollage....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# haha
he likes his games that one

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Too soon, man, too soon
And Damn you, Mekon!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Mein Kampf was actually about Hitler's struggle with Sudoku puzzles.

trufax
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Shouldn't that be Judoku
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *bows*
excellent punnage
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
*hitler lolz*


(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# haha!
jew bones FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :D
I've never understood why people want to do Sudoku. What's the attraction?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
Same reason people play solitaire I suppose. It would be quicker to roll a dice and say "If it's even, I win". Saves hours, letting you get back to the work you're actually meant to be doing.

Edit: Of course, Sudoku has it's uses. I fondly remember the day our manager picked up my paper in the breakroom (whilst having his lunch in the staffroom - way to ruin our break, fuckwad) and declared he could do the puzzle within twenty minutes (or something like that). Now this was the guardian one, not the easiest level but certainly not the hardest.

Some fifty minutes later, he's still struggling; as are we but for different reasons (trying not to break out in laughter). He eventually gives up, apparently hoping we won't notice his distinctly uncompleted puzzle.

So thankyou sudoku, for publically illustrating his limitations, giving us another chuckle at the bosses expense; and reminding him why there's a custom that bosses stay out the rank-and-file breakroom.

Perhaps if it had been based on gambling odds he'd have done better; he could have simply imagined himself misappropriating money from the 'staff fund' or 'lost and found'(again) to finance his chronic gambling problem. But that's a tale for another time.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Fahren Sie direkt zur Hölle
Gehen Sie nicht über Los.

Hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Kids, don't play with matches! Unless you're drunk.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# He's on fucking FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FLAMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Stop, drop, roll, headspin!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# FIRE ON FUCKING HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# DON'T LIGHT FARTS WITH MATCHES, it will only end badly.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# do it with lighters instead
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ALCOHOL PLUS FIRE EQUALS FUN
www.break.com/index/flaming_shot_goes_terribly_wrong.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hullo babs :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hullo swollen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Just make yourself a damn Quesadilla Napoleon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hello, thanks for teh gaz :)
never seen that show before
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# No worries.
I can not recommend it heartily enough D:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahaha yes
make sure to pronounce that cay-sa-dill-la

and also: good morn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Do I need to cook the baby first?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# 2 minutes fried on a high heat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# yes!
they should still be pink in the middle!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I think just lightly grilled is best
Doing it that way retains some of the juices
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# mmmm baby-juice
(this conversation could start to go very wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# only if you try to fuck the dead cooked baby.
else it's fine. just eating them is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# if you're going to do that
you should let it cool first... otherwise you'll burn you knob... unless you like that sort of thing then go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# perhaps you could use a heat retardant sheath
sort of like an oven glove condom

*markets*
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# well
if you think it through - you still want to be able to feel some heat... it's a very complicated problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# That's bloody good advice that, thanks Delia.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I believe start is the wrong word...
continue maybe more suitable :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# yes.
and see ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# you sick, sick bastard
Guacamole?! you disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# i endorse this opinion

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# guacamole is just mexican mushy peas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# No it's not
Anyone who thinks guacamole is just mushy avocado has never had real guacamole before. I feel sorry for your lots.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I make my own guacamole
I simply mean that it is a green gloop that accompanies a traditional dish.

proper guacamole with lottttttts of lime
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# you are all so wrong
what's not to like - avocado? Good. Lime? Good... chillies, tomatoes, coriander? Good

... maybe I'm not making it right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# "I ATE A BABY! THE OTHER - OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
/fatbastard_blog

christ almighty, I'm hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY JALAPENOS, MOTHERFUCKER?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# in the salad motherfucker
:p
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I count only one

I need a brazillion more!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *phones Pele*
he says he's unavailable
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# he has errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrection problems
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
That made me laugh for reasons that are unclear to me at this time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# senility?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# serving suggestion

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Dear God!
*passes on lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Ooo-eer, forgive me sweet Jesus, I think I just killed that poor doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Superb! :D

Edit: nice taggage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# shopped pictures only
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# This should so happen!
nice filename!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Good one
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Heh, she looks 20 years younger!
(yartek branched the timeline on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Look what I found on the web...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I'm sure his gurning fizog is on a facebook advert
very good.



same bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I thought that guy was a gurning champion.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I saw that and thought the same
B3tards on facebook methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I liked that as a tv show.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# He wanders the artic looking for drums.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# t
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Simply gorgeous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# fank oo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hooray
for Jaffolar bears
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# filled with orangey cakey beary goodness
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Oh look, they even have chocolate caked around their bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# \o/
Muppet Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I've had this in my head for aaaaaages
at least it has come out in time for some alliteration :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :)
I think I'm going to suggest a Muppet challenge....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Muppet Movies?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# No?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# it is? ok then:


Click for bigger (157 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# whoop :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Muppet Monday?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Blimey, that looks so old now O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *peer reviews*
Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# aaaaaaww!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# he is a dear isn't he
a savage little beastie, but never will you see a cuter thing go for your jugular. Saying that.. you probably wont see anything else after then either.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# MANAMANA!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# you put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I'd like to drink booze.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Ha ha, I want one!
Fozzy Drumbear, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ...animal.
:)

thankies
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# HAHA!!!
EXCELLENT! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ooh how nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ta very much, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# lovely stuffs :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Woo yay!

simply lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :)
thanking yew
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Word!

(Fly Projector, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I see they've finally found out what those 2 porn films were
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
I'm glad the government is FINALLY spending some of my hard earned tax dollars on Porn like I keep telling them to.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Supporting the struggling adult erotica industry
Just hoping the films were British-made, or it's a whole new scandal!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# :D
the porno industry in the UK is probably worth about as much as the financial services industries now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You know the main difference between porn and financial services?
One is a bunch of people getting screwed catering to w*nkers.
The other is a bunch of w*nkers catering to people getting screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Mrs & Mrs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha! I love the way the husband has publically apologised... As if he did that voluntarily :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I love the way she blamed him
For her putting in an expenses claim for Sky TV...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# we are witnessing the final death throws
of a government on the way out...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# ..to be replaced
by an even more right-wing government, who will screw the poor even further, pander to the rich and (like Smith) claim expenses on their TV package despite earning over 100k a year?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I agree completely
despite his inability to garner any confidence with the public or the establishment or international leaders, I think Mr. Brown is probably much better placed to get us through this economic mess than Davey C et al.

there's no denying it - when the people in power start doing things like this it means they think they're on the way out and when the press start reporting it it means they think they're on the way out...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *goes into politics overdrive*
IMO, neither party are qualified to get us out of this mess. They've been following the Thatcherite shining path for 25-odd years now and this is the result.

We need to rebuild the economy in a way that factors in morality and sustainability, rather than just the blind pursuit of profit. But politicians from both sides of the house are so used to kissing the arses of the super rich that they haven't a clue what to do now.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# it must have something to do
with the brand of toilet paper super rich people can afford!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I'm surprised he hasn't been told to say that
he has an addiction or a problem or something ... like musicians who are being treated for an addiction to "pain killers" - fuck off - you're a jakey cunt who can play the guitar!

/rambling impotent rage
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# are there "Pornographers Anonymous" meetings?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# doubtless
... isn't Michael Douglas addicted to sex or something... it's a real problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# he's got a point
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Well that's that settled.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Motion seconded and carried.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# wrong sounding muppets!
"... would you like some spaghetti? That's like my speciality and junk..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# FG FTW
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# they had the 100th episode on BBC3 last night
I'd not seen it before - I fucking hate clip shows but that was a pretty good effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha
This is science!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i'd like you fit custard ingestion
into your equation otherwise this is an over simplification
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# thats on the second frame,
give the man a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# harummph
:P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# well that's cleared that up!
hehehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# And emus?
What about emus?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# it's why they is how they is


ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha
The Trojan Cat.

'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# "how may demons can you fit in a cat" :D
'nings Cakes'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I'm at 28 and still no sign of fullness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# You can fit more if you remove the dead hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# you could kill more hookers
if you weren't stuffing you cat with demons!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Naaa
I've just rented this cheap, newly vacated 'lock up' in Austria to keep them in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Two in the front, two in the back
and Gandi, no wait.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# pffffffffft!
actually, the answer is two to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb, and 20 more to sit there and lick their own arses.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Plus the additional two field workers to drag the poo into your shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# cats are like mini tardises
you can fit several oodles in I think
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
the idea of a "mini" tardis is brilliantly pointless.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# obviously i was talking about frontage
and not capacity....you never see Dr Who materialising under a table, as his tardis is not mini enough

;P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha
"Shit, we've dematerialised behind the skirting board again"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I just like the idea of Dr Who travelling around in
like a coffin or something -- because it doesn't matter what size it in on the outside...

this coffin just turns up lots of places and then a troupe of playboy bunnies get in and it zips off again

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Can't see Russel T Davies
going for the bunny option meself
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I heard they can only fit 3/4 of a oodle in them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I won't argue the point
I'm no expert in this area
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# what actually is an oodle (aside from a noddle with an N deficiancy)?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
#
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=oodles

It is also the cumputer of choice of the Ood from Dr. Who.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ah, I assumed you all weren't using that definition, and it was something else altogether.
damn me and my assumption that everything has to be complicated!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# it is also a dessicated toy dog
;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# So that's why all bengal cats are evil
well...more evil
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I have one of that breed...
But I think he's got a digestive problem.

Sound effect: www.wavsource.com/snds_2009-03-29_806540804492776/sfx/honk_x.wav
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# this is how Goering had the Final Solution explained to him
not the sharpest tool in the Nazi box
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# nice addition
was thinking that way myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# well,
with the tail in that position, its almost a given that parpage will result.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Those eyes are disturbing
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# demon infestation will do that
to the best of us
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Fritzl Idol


Click for bigger (243 kb)

Hand picked from the cellar.
(bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Random
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# 0.1972348
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# That's Numberwang!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# \o/
POINTLESS-GAME-SHOW-TASTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# God, I thought it was a
wangernumb!

I'm so rubbish at that game. :(
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I'm going by the Third Issue rulebook of the Home edition
Volume 10, page 32, if you want to check.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Which is an idea stolen off of Adam & Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# The entire A&J Show catelog is on 4OD :D
I am working my way through them. I forgot how old they are now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Can I ask you...
Why didn't you play your green Quizzlechance?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I don't even know where to begin explaining where you've gone wrong here.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I like the beneficial effect of the cfb:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Then allow me.
It's the grammar.

EDIT: Mornin' all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# She had her down there too?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# :D
Fun for all the family...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# should have turned left
at Albuquerque
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Ah.
I didn't have that on my list. I have much to learn.

Also - Ning!

And now I have to go to Ikea.

Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# *ninglesmooshings*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# get me some knobs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# but if you don't, he'll never learn.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# NHS Direct is such a useful resource.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Linkslols!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# what's happened to the goat?
wasn't he all nice and doing the B3ta book thing or was that someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# but bleating is the most enjoyable part of my day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# more goats, less speed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :)
he's not back is he?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Naa.
gone but not forgotten.

EDIT: To answer your question. THe last time he was on was 19/11/08 (but he didn't like it).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Bastard!
He ruined my birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# He posted on it.
Merely that.


EDIT: God, that makes me sound vindictive, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# *bumspanks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# NECK BUM!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Personally I welcome our new neck bum overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Morning all.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# :D
topical!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I just got a letter from Lloyds
Telling me that, since I haven't used all my overdraft limit recently, they're reducing the limit. Why? Probably so, if I do in future go overdrawn, they have a better chance of charging me. I can't see how it would affect my account in any way to leave it the way it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# bunch of twunts
... I thought we owned all of the banks now anyway? Shouldn't they be being nicer to us?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# They're too busy sending me offers of loans
I DO NOT WANT A LOAN.

If I want a loan, I'll ask them about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Tell them if they give you your overdraft back you won't need a loan
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# no they're still being wankers
and lloyds are especially a shower of bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# my brother in law works at lloyds
And he tells me how cuntish they are.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I'm really surprised he hasn't kicked the proverbial bucket with cirrhosis of the liver, yet....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# google image him
He can't be long now, he looks dead already.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Woo!
to you sir.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

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