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[challenge entry] Da diddley qa qa
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *crosses forearms in the air*
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Fuck yes, I'd watch this.
As long as it was 'fit Adam Ant' and not 'oh that's a shame Adam Ant'.

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I thought he'd been sectioned?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Really? Oh nooooo.
:-(

There's my dreams of him doing a comeback tour, looking better than ever and being sexually available to young women he's never met smashed, then.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# perhaps modern medicine will be able to help him
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *becomes a nurse*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# and with that thought propped saucily againt the
sexy part of my brain... I shall bid you all a fond good evening.

See you tomorrow no doubt.

same thing we do every night Pinky... try to dull the tedium of work!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# :D night chapparoo.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# *waves*
Bye Prof!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# He may have been put away for a bit.
Got diagnosed as bipolar or some such.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Didn't he charge into a pub waving a shotgun around?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# That was aaaaaaages ago.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It's not a good sign, though
in fairness.

Edit: That said, he was brill in Slamdance with Tom Hulce.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I was unaware of that until you just said it.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Then my day *has* had a purpose!
and on that bombshell, I'm gone.

*checks shopping list*

Rinse Aid! yes.....

G'night gorgeous!

*mwah*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Night lovely! *snuggles*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Yep!
Into the head, the thorax, and the abdomen...
:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I have a catalogue out of one the albums, with a young Adam Ant
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Mmmm.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# You can have it, if you want?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Oooh no love, you keep it
it might be worth something one day.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# haha!
Marvellous
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I'm on!!
Interweb is working!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Huzzah!~
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Firefox is being cunty though!
Just keeps opening new browers wtih mcaffee site advisor updates on,over and over again!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hooray!!!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# A new Royal Family a wild nobility, we are the family
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *high five*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *Tribal drums like there's no tomorrow*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Antpeople are the warriors
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# "FRONTIEEEEER!"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Haahahahaa . . . Coming Soon !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# lovely :)
But that was a TV series
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# oh no!
that'll learn me.

PS Can it be a film that is yet to be made? ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# !
Shun him! Shun him to heck (not as bad as hell and comes with a cup'o'tea and a bikky).
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Not shunning, just pointing it out
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Are you saying he can't have his cup'o'tea and bikky?!:O
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# yeah he can, but with off milk and stale bikkies
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# oh jeezis that truly IS hell! :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# ohh I wont do that!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You going for the "how far can I go" award today?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Should I be glad that I missed this?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Yes
Am I am. I was out in the lully sunshine doing some gardening. I now have a lovely herb garden and strawberry patch:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I got a few strawberry plants and they all seem to be dying.
They put up new shoots and once they get to a certain size, the leaves go brown from the outside and the stem collapses.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I'm betting that someone pukes on it at the bash
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It's OK
I'll have a bucket for you.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# And you can back this up with?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# haha
Meats is scared.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I think Meat just shit himself
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# He looks like he should be on the headed of B3tards there:P
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Fat out of hell !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# arf
methane-the musical:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# haha
Every time I see that picture of Meatloaf I think it's Uncle Fester in a drag
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# lovely :D
although Meatloaf was a liar... his similies were complete fabrications:


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I'd do anything for love ...
... but I'm much too fat ...

Nice!
 
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless
Bindun?


this is actually my mates Slegg's work, i'm just posting it up for him cos he doesnt have a b3ta account
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# haha
Seams fine by me
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hehehe
God my CTS is hurting :(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahah! ooooh, office lollage!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahha!
Bumps!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
i missed my B3taday :(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Happy missed b3taday
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# v. good :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# It's a love love situation !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# *Titters*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# this is worth a look dudes.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# this is worth a look dudes.
Free art packages.

www.utorrent.com
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# haha
winner!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Haha. Oh dear that remiinds me of:



(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Nice
but one problem, how can Ray Charles feature in a film if he's dead?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# He featured in "Ray"
but that wasn't really him i spose! (as a ghost?!)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I do not like thee Dr. Fell, the reason why I cannot tell, but this I know and know full well, I do not like thee Dr. Fell...

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Well that brings back memories
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# CRYING CHILDREN FTW!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# CRYING CHILDREN ARE FUNNY!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Oh noes Dr. Fell . . . you made me feel just like . . .
going to the bathroom . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Gone to pot . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# LOL!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# :D
YEY
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# YOU
HERE
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# HELLO YOU
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hi LeedsMatt2
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Sleeehve to Lurrve
ew aiym

a sleeeve to lurve

edit: Gawd Bless Parky
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# He is a wonder :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *hug*
I am all snotty hayfevery. Do you love me anyway?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# What colour is your snot?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Clear.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Aww bless you :D
xxx You got plenty of Captain Size Tissues there?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I've got some.
:-(

*feels like crap*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I haven't got any crap, but I have rather a nice fizzy drink on my desk you are welcome to sip from
It's all-natural ingredients and has got herbs in it
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Ooooh, sounds nice
I could do with a hug, mainly. I'm not contagious.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Well have a sit on my knee here and get a cuddle while I finish off my day's reporting
*pats lap*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Aww *snuggles*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I'm waiting for calls for his beheading by the chav masses
Hopefully the Daily Mail "here here" brigade will go to war with Essex and the resulting battle will drop the population to a third, reducing carbon emissions, unemployment and kick starting the economy in one fell swoop.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Kick start the economy?
What if you work in shell suit or baseball cap manufacturing?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# drastic reduction in benefit requirements, just think of the good that money could do!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# yeah, all those MPs could pay for third homes! :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I like some of the comments calling him a "stuck up snob" and "having a go at the working classes"
They should read Mr Parkinson's life story. Er.. sorry, I mean get out an audio book of it.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# you mean download a grime remix of it
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Parki!
put a donk on it!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Is he going with his son, to storm the houses of parliament?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# He most certainly is...
...:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# haha!Ace


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha!~
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# fuck it, lets blow up the Nat-West tower


I hate that bar.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# why?
got raped ?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# not to my knowledge
but the champagne isn't very good. Tastes of Rhohypnol.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# The food is nice though.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# what rohyp......
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I am worried about the tie the bloke on BBC2 is wearing.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Flens Lare!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# When I am taking me photos, if I get lens flare, I say to myself ZOMG LENZ FLARE
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hell they couldn't even burn it down
Why do you think it could be blown up?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# all things blow up eventually
and if not thats when my imaginary orbital laser cannon comes in handy. Bloody useful in meetings.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Marjorie!

Those blasted kittens are at it again!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# LOOK AT MY HAND OF DOOOOOOOOOM! (with matching aura)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Dude!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# It started out as a cdc....
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I say... this 'giving birth' lark's a bit of a wheeze, what!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ok :)
hello every one :)

how are you?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I am doing alright considering I have spent the day reading about how to measure respiratory function.
You?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Good grief...
Why were you doing that?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# to judge who is making those heavy breathing phone calls
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I wouldn't mind if they stayed on the line long enough for me to finish off
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
you bad man...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# 'Ideas'
why dont you call them instead

try the asthmatics society or something
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I'd give him an 8.9
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# This training scheme is vastly overoptimistic,
and expects me to learn everything about it in two weeks.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# What is it you're training to do?
If I may make so bold as to ask?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Medical Physics.
I'm doing Physiological Measurement for the next 3 months
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Goodness!
A proper professional person!

*is impressed*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
professional person trainee
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Well, it's a damn site more 'proper' than the bollocks I do.
trust me on this.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Does it involve measuring willies?
If so, I can help.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# That old excuse, eh?
;-)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# One of my friends from the MSc has apparently been doing urinary measurements recently.
He got to try out the penile cuff and measure his own flow.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# So you piss onto a yardstick
and when the wet bit ends and the dry bit begins on the yardstick, that's the flow.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# The gold standard method is seeing how high up the urinal wall you can piss
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# feel free :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# place person in water
count bubbles until bubbles stop

bubbles=respitory

continue with fresh live subjects
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# It'll save the NHS a fortune
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# dont worry they will waste it anyway
my mrs is on a course today for giving drugs inside your cheeks - mouth that is

a whole day for this...when they wont pay the extra for this type of drug so she usually sticks them up their bum anyway
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I'm ok, just a bit of a couldn't be arsed to work today
and now I've got a pain in the arse of working out tomorrow.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I've spent mine reading statistics on sight defects dependant on age
So I feel your pain.

However, I'm mostly good.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# *checks with everyone*
We're pretty good, apart from the flouncing veggie down there *points* v
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# ah, good good, so all normal then :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# pretty much, yep.
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Oooh
I shall investigate
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Fine . . . on the verge of being myself again . . .
how's your camera holding up ?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Camera is doing well, just hoping my wide angle lens and polarising filter turn up before easter
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Happy after ordering around GBP17 000 worth of choccies and biccies
That should keep me going for three weeks or so.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# £17K or £17?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Thousand
I don't use the "K" thing. It's so... Essex :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hello!
I jut broke a glass bottle and now I'm cleaning my screen with a sponge
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# christy, you ok?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Aye
I should have mentioned, the 2 acts were totally unrelated :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I don't want to know what is on your screen, that mean you have to use a sponge
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# monocles
the sign of culture and style

I so want one, and a cane and maybe a top hat, a fob watch. I want them all
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :D Awesome.
I just drew trees, as always, so have them.
Bigger
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Looks like mating season has begun !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Oh no.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Trees are special! Yes, sir!
Have this in return..



(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# OH NO!
Run to house!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# You can see a house.
It is on fire.

What next►
:
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# > KILL GANDALF
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Gandalf is too l33t.
He's also in another game.
What next►
:
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# >Throw baby
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# >tell the fucker to jump into the sheet you are holding
he dies
there was no sheet
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# pfft
*audience applause*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# 999 chuckles
:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it is a gripping situation !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# howls
*collapses*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# for no raisin.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# But they're keeping their institutional racism under there!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# safely putting it beyond use
by firing it into the ocean.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Are you sure you're not confusing institutional racism with sandwiches again?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# haha, nice :)
slight TJ: incidentally, a Daily Mail photoshopper has just been hired by the BBC...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7985487.stm
Second pic down, and slightly bigger here, in it's 'original' form:
www.unwigged.com/

Good news otherwise though :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Is that his jacket?
I want one.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Lovely epaulettes
Edit : Quick overlay indicates it's the exact same hand.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Just had a go in photoshop and its the same hand
just moved and rotated.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Ooo let's have a png of the hand - we can make it a meme!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Ha
That's what happens when you turn everything up to 11.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's handy ;)

Edit: The original must be deliberate, surely! What are the chances that whoever has put together the beeb site hasn't even noticed though...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha, lovely.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahah, that image was on Photoshop Disasters, having been spotted on another site :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# it's got to be deliberate
(the unwigged site)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# It looks like it's actually the same hand flipped and pasted back in...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# not even flipped
and it IS the same hand
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Oh yeah...
Strange - I mentally reversed the hand expecting it to be a left and right hand...


Looooong day...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Ah - the Beeblebrox Enhancement.
I it gives you a professional advantage as a musician.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I believe the caption should read:
"The man behind the men behind Spinal Tap will be touring in his own right this summer"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# *breams*


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# nice launch plod:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Dirty boy....

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# He sure pumps it out.
Pump pump pump pump.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hes such a badass.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# - bad
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Not my pic, I wouldn't have added lolcat style fuckwit text saying what is already evident.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# obama hates you all :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I'm prety sure he was in my dream last night
and sarah palin.

she killed one of my friends.. the swine.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Isnt gas an animal product
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFT!
and pffft!

:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# the power to move noses with his shoulders
is the secret to his success.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# wind-breaking by the high and mighty, you say?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAH
*click*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahahah
top blast action
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# ta indeed :)
if ever a source pic was begging to be animated, that was it...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Holy fuck
I wasn't expecting that at all, genuine office lol and a look from the other guys as to say WTF are you looking at...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# glad to be of service :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# beautiful :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
hoist the mainsail:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
#
Moist the man sale!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Haahahahaa . . . she has to hang on tight !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :) - let's face it, we've all been there...
(and I don't mean Cherie)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# The a scent of power . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# It's always the ones in power
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ha!
nice use of the Star Wars font
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# thankfully
we ain't got smello-vision:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Fun with vegans
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Did... did you make this?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# He did.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# OK then ^V^
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
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(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Im tripping baaaaaaalls.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Yes.
Very yes.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# :D:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahha
Shouldn't. Might.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I'm a vegan :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# and you use a computer?
Do you know how many cow die to make a keyboard?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I'm not an extreme vegan
I just don't have milk or meat.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Then you are a Vegetarian
Proper vegans don't use any animal products at all
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Do they also avoid...
All plants that have been composted with Animal Dung.

All plants that have absorbed CO2 which has previously been breathed out by an animal?

If so, all credit to them.
If not they should get the fuck off their high horses (which surely, they should never have been on, owing to the cruelty involved).
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Are you against New Labour?
Yes, well surely you should get out of the country or your a hypocritical bastard.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'm against all forms of Labour.
Name a definition of the word labour, and I'm against it.

Plus, how am I a hypocrite? Please elucidate the logical process which lead you to this conclusion... I'm sure it will be interesting.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Please elucidate the logical process
which lead you to think I am a hypocrite because I don't live in a mud hut eating grass.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I never
1) called you a hypocrite.
2) mentioned mud huts
3) mentioned grass

I did, however, explain rather succinctly (admittedly in a rather facetious way) 2 ways in which vegans do NOT act, but which, if they stick to the literal interpretation of their convictions they should.

So, again, how do you reach the conclusion that I am a hypocrite? Because I live in a country under a government that I didn't vote for?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# okay then
I wont call my self a vegan because some of the stuff I use has far away links to the meat industry.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Does using animal dung or their exhaled CO2 exploit the animals?
Touchy buggers, aren't they.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# The Vegan Society defines veganism in this way:
'The word "veganism" denotes a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude — as far as is possible and practical — all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of humans, animals and the environment. In dietary terms it denotes the practice of dispensing with all products derived wholly or partly from animals.'

Exhaled CO2 and animal dung are derived from Animals.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# So presumably then people who use the remnants of a compost toilet for fertilising are cannibals.
See also: the tweed industry which did, and possibly still does, use urine for fixing.

The exploitative bastards
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# No, because
Canibalism is eating the meat of your own species directly.

Whereas, Vegans are not supposed to use products derived in whole or in part, whether directly OR indirectly.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Still human exploitation though according to the logic that manure and fossil fuels is animal exploitation.
"way of living which seeks to exclude — as far as is possible and practical — all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose"

The logic is that buying animals products ultimately promotes the intensive farming and mistreatment of animals, so therefore they opt out. Using a product that was created by natural deaths millions of years before the person was even born is hardly in the same spirit of things.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Jesus H Corbett
So, do you just go ahead and disect humour, or kill it first?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# =D
What is this hue more?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Ok, they have been rather careless with the last sentence.
But I think it is just carelessness, rather than overriding their earlier statement where they say they're only against products exploiting or harming animals.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Ulitmately my objection to Veganism runs as follows:
If you accept that humans have rights because of some percieved moral value, it is surely unacceptable not to ascribe the same rights to all animals (since there is no way you can say an animals life is worth less than a humans, without having made some arbitrary decision).

Therefore, "Meat Is Murder".

Fine so far? (I know I've just disproved my point... but only from the point of view of a pre-existing moral framework.)




So, now, let use examine what 'rights' really are:

All 'rights' (human, animal, or otherwise) are an illusion perpetuated by the mass consensus of society.
You may wish to say "God tells us this..." or "science/sociology says this..." and use some sort of logic to justify the rights that you believe in. However, when it comes down to it, rights either DO NOT EXIST at all, or they are formed from the weight of consensus.

In the first case (rights do not exist), veganism is therefore shown to be irrelevant (along with all forms of religion, etc).

In the second case, veganism is wrong (as most of society do not support it).


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Yes but you could apply that line of reasoning to any right which had in the past been non-existant, but now is unthinkably vital.
And to anything people are still very ropey about like actually supporting the homeless, poor, wartorn, and giving people decent free health care.

That's not so much an objection to Veganism, that's an objection to people.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yes... it is a very general, anrachistic, line of reasoning...
Yes... it could be applied to a lot of things...

However Veganism is not "unthinkably vital". General consensus has not reached the point where its momentum forces changes in animal rights legislation.

It hasn't even reached that point for the homeless, poor and sick.

So, no its not a specific objection to Veganism. Its an objection to people wasting their (and others) time with a belief system that is fundamentally at odds with the nature of the world.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# So how exactly does the momentum change,
given that there's no point or reason in believing anything that goes against the mainstream?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I suppose the momentum changes,
Because some people are not capable of going with the flow, and seek to change things.

Things changes.

Slowly.

Meantime, there are a bunch of people enjoying themselves, and not paying too much attention to the moralistic positions of those who aren't.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I'm sure they're enjoying themselves too.
Presumably they get more enjoyment from abiding by their moral view of the world than they would from eating a bit of meat now and then, otherwise they wouldn't do it.
I'm guessing there have been some changes you like, such as free health care and equality. But you'd still argue against the people who went against the mainstream to fight to instigate them?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Yes I would.
Equality is another horrible illusion. I'm all for advancement based on utilitarian merit, not on some arbitrary government declaration.

Eg. If some total tard gets a job instead of me, because targets for racial equality need to be met, I would consider that to be a disgrace.

Free health care I'm not fussed either way about. Ultimately, its probably a lot more efficient for health to operate in the private sector, but I respect the utilitarian arguments in favour of public health, as the health of a countries economy is directly linked to the health of its populous.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I said equality, not positive discrimination.
But the government does sometimes get confused between the two.
I am a little confused as to why you're arguing for the stagnation of mankind.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I'm not arguing for it....
...more arguing for its inevitability!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Other belief systems have been at odds with the nature of the world and have been largely accepted now, or at least more so than nothing as they were before.
For a start you have to believe there's such a thing as a 'nature of the world', which while any misanthrope will tell you is a harsh unchangable and self destructive place, is ultimately an incredibly complex system which can alter radically from inane and tiny things.

The major problem is that with the development of the human race the size of groups that people are capable of cooperating with has not increased at the same rate as the global population has, though to abandon or criticise any attempts to years from now overcome or rectify this is ultimately just jaded.

Presuming you're an athiest then you are realistically just wasting your time between your birth and death, whether you hope or feel you have achieved anything is irrelevent and all the time you have spent will be eradicated and meaningless when you die.
So then why not blow the top of your head off instead of wasting time on something which will achieve nothing?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Are you saying all Atheists should kill themselves? Dude.
Yes... everyone is wasting their time between birth and death.

I guess it all really depends on whether you wish to waste that time getting uppity on behalf of a bunch of creatures that couldn't and wouldn't thankyou for it (even if they knew about it and were capable of understanding), or whether you instead choose to waste that time by enjoying eating said creatures.

The reason I haven't committed suicide is simple; it doesn't sound like much fun. Ultimately, the passage of time throughout my life might be insignificant and meaningless in the grand scheme of the universe, but whilst I am enduring it, I may aswell enjoy what I can.

I guess I just don't understand the mindset of anyone who would prefer to spend that time doing unenjoyable thankless stuff, only for it to turn out to be just as insignificant and meaningless as the life of someone who had a hell of a lot of fun.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Well why not fight for some potentially futile cause? It's ultimately still meaningless as everything else.
And while you may seem enthralled by transient physical enjoyment, that's just your brain pumped full of chemicals I couldn't even name telling the fragile human psychological profile that things are good. Doesn't mean shit all.

If you want to take individual human perception and psychology as a given rather than take the bleak path, then you can't really argue they are living pointlessly because it obviously gives them a great deal of pleasure and fulfillment. In which case it can't be said to be more of a waste of time than enjoying yourself on the path of least resistance because ultimately none of these mean anything when it comes to life and death, but they can both still make the person feel like they have come to terms with and lived whatever concept of life they have. And if personal experience is what matters then their choice of life is no more or less meaningless.

QED

N.B. Suicide isn't meant to be fun, but what good is fun when you're dead anyway, just a way of cutting out the middleman.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# You make a very good case sir!
And a nice little flourish of latin at the end!

Yes, I do enjoy transient physical enjoyment. But since all things are transient, and all enjoyment is based upon the physical interactions of brain chemicals, what other kind of enjoyment is there?

You're right tho - there is nothing more or less meaningless in veganism than in anything else. I'll concede that.

=D

Who's saying I'm dead anyway? I might be an nihilistic anarchist, but I'm very much alive and enjoying myself!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# The human race is not a homogenous mass,
we don't all have the same moral values or attribute rights to things in the same way.
What is the problem with someone calling themselves a vegan and deciding that according to their moral views, harm to animals to should be minimised?
Yes, the weight on consensus forms the framework of 'rights' in a legal sense, but while we have to follow them, we don't have to agree with them and they aren't intrinsically 'right' and other views 'wrong'
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# WEll thats wrong for a start
.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Any particular part?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# You sure showed me
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Theres nothing "wrong" with it, I suppose.
It just isn't right.
And, in addition, its a hell of a lot of hassle.

I follow the path of minimal resistance, and veganism DEFINATELY isn't it.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Of course, no set of morals is 'right'.
I do a number of things that aren't the path of least resistance, for example cooking rather than buying ready meals, or holding the door open for someone.
Do you honestly assess every choice according to what would be the quickest and easiest way?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Path of least resistance...
Is not merely choosing the quickest and easiest option directly ahead of you.

It is choosing the quickest and easiest SET of options, looking ahead as much as is possible and relevant.

You cook, as you are looking ahead to some point in the future, where having had a more nutritious meal, or more cash in your pocket, will benefit you. Or indeed, the greater level of satisfaction obtained from the meal will relax you, leaving you better rested later on down the path.

You hold the door open, as you will be percieved as polite and attentive, being as you are aware that people who just barge on through end up looking like tosspots.

OMG. I've done sod all work today. I think I'm gonna have to leave this debate (its kind of at a deadlock anyway), but I very much enjoyed it!

Incidentally. Any of the arguments I have put forth are not necessarily my opinion, and are subject to change at any time. For further details, please see my signature.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# And veganism is explained in exactly the same way, as the followers derive pleasure from it
and perhaps from the idea that their views may become more mainstream.
But yes, this was thoroughly enjoyable.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Exactly, the whole "I'm vegan" argument is completely flawed
Can they honestly say that no animals have ever been harmed to produce everything they own and eat? No, so they should just STFU and enjoy eating the tasty meat.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# So it should be all or nothing then?
There's no half way house at all?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# For vegans no
They can be vegetarians if they like, but they shouldn't call themselves vegans.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# So if a vegan is someone who doesn't want to exploit animals,
why can they not use manure to grow their crops? It's a waste product and doesn't harm or affect the animal by taking it.
I think it's a bit strange to say 'you're not a perfect vegan, so you may as well eat meat'
Seems like telling a Christian that since they've broken one commandment, they may as well start murdering people.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Okay then, what do you hate and purposly not support?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Veganism
So I enjoy plenty of animal based products, not least of which bacon sandwiches and sushi.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I could use you same urgument to say fuck off on your high hourse because the bread in the sandwhich isn't meat.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Nah
There was plenty of animal byproducts that went into making that bread.

Diesel for the transportation,
Butter in the recipe,
Yeast - which are fungi and more related to animals than plants.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Now you're just being silly
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Actually, no, he's not.
He's being a realist.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I'm sure something you've done today had far away links to something you apposed
it doesnt mean you should care about it
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I agree.
But the point is:

that the whole objective of Veganism is obviated by the simple fact that it is impossible to conform to it 100%, and the fact that any attempt to do so would be ludicrous.

Anyway. I don't really strongly oppose anything... to do so is a horrible waste of time that could have been spent enjoying something that I do like. Like steak.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# The concept of morality and good and evil doesn't work in any objective sense.
Though that's scarcely reason to abandon everything and start murdering babies. Just because you can't realistically apply to something fully, doesn't mean you should abandon the intent and what you hoped to achieve in the first place.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Fungi are a separate kingdom, so roughly as different from animals as they are from plants.
Also, I think the argument for animals being 'special' in veganism is to do with the capacity for emotions, which I'm not sure has been demonstrated in mushrooms yet.
Plus, I've never used butter to make bread.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# As Frankie Boyle says:
Of course there's a vegetarian option... you can fuck off!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# precisely
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# omg it's funny because it's irrelevant to the argument
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Keyboards arnt made out of leather
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Keyboards are made from byproducts of the petrochemical industry
Same argument as petrol there :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Pardon my ignorance but what does that have to do with animals?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Crude Oil is fossilised animals
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I thought the main theories were dead plants of some kind of bacterial origin?
And I think it's safe to say that if animals are involved, they didn't suffer anything extra from having their bodies ultimately used as fuel
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Rather a lot of animal product goes in the all the bits and got to make the bits.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Did you miss the point of the original post?
All petrochemicals come from dead animals.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# well.. yeah
but I didn't think it was a serious argument
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Its about as serious...
...as any discussion of veganism.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# no it isnt
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yes it is
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# yes it is
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# no it isn't.. er... so there!
How childish do you want me?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# more
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# FUCK
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# who?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# ummm
well they use the fats to make oleochemical products e.g detergetns, and bioplastics altho i think thats bottles not keyboards.


edit..oh im wrong. they do make phones from bioplastics so keyboards maybe too. Oh and steel. yes steel. And make up.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Are you serious?
You are unaware of how oil is created?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# STRAIGHT EDGE, MAN!
*tries to high five but doesn't have the strenght to raise arm*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Haha
I pictured the tofu eating lion from futurama then
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hahahahhaha, I so want to do this :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I'd love to find out how many vegans were breastfed.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)
# 7 of them.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# their names, please?
c'mon, hurry it up!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# SALLY, MICHAEL, MICK, MIKE, SALLY, MICHELLE, SALLY.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Thanks.
*finds them, and administers a damn good kicking*

Get some Veal and Foie Gras inside you, you pasty fucks!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Eeeeuurrggghh.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Each to his/her/it's own
The above things are gert lush, anyway.

Nom nom nom.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I'm a vegglytaryman.
I don't eat marshmallows.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Meat!
It's the only way forward!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Fuck no.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# All the more for me, then
nom nom nom nom
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha, out fo the few vegitarians that I have known, they all ate meat once in a while "because it didn't count" for some reason or other
All a bit pointless in that case if you ask me
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I was veggie for over a year.
My first bacon sandwich made me cry with happiness. It was kind of worth it for that alone.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# for this i love you.
*clicks*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I'm a vegan.
But I consider animals to be essentially concentrated plant matter, so make sure I eat plenty of them.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Exactly.
Cow eats grass. Cow becomes pregnant (congratulations Mrs Cow). Grass is turned, via magics and SCIENCE into baby cow. Baby cow born (congratulations again, Mrs Cow). Baby cow = 100% grass.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# It's the ciiiiiircle of life
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I've still not seen that bloody film.
I HAVE played the mega drive game a billion times though.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# You're not missing much
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I didn't think so.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# nice lines and humour and such :)
woo :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# pffft!
Is there something like an anti-vegan?
If not, I'd like to compete for the job.
*fires up bbq*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# For some reason
you made me think of the Storm poem on /links a few days ago. Those that missed it, it is worth a listen.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I don't like meat, but I eat it out of principle

because animals are cunts
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *LOL*
Brilliant.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Wow
This is by far the most commented upon thing I've ever posted.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# ^this
hard
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# You mean petrol, surely?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Lying again
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# scoth
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Scoth.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# SCOTH is good.
spread the word
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# come on then Mr political commetator extraordinairé
Tell me what he's lying about and then show me your reasoning for this.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hes like, prime minister and shit innit
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# haha
If i were drinking tea, it would have been spat at my monitor
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# No no no no no
I need YOU to tell me some stuff. Like when you're coming round to help me put shelves up.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# but...but
you have a man.

( I'm in Milton Keynes in a couple of weeks ).
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You poor bugger
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I used to live in Newport Pagnell.
I'm not at all phased by MK. I quite like parts of it. My sister lives on the outskirts.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Ohhhhh.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I'm from Bedford, and my girlfriend's from the outskirts of MK.
I realise I'm on shaky ground insulting anywhere when I'm from Bedford.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Yeah, but you have a drill.
Why are you in Milton Keynes? It's a horrid place.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# You mean Paradise!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# haha.
How wonderfully odd :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That
might just be my epitaph...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Argh!
I spent most of Saturday putting up shelves and cupboards. They do look nice though.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I've run out of DVD and CD room.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# something like this do you?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# That'd be poifect.
(actually what I want to do is put shelves up one side of the wall, between the chimney breast and the other wall- www.nzhistory.net.nz/files/images/stories/gg/gg-003.jpg - that's pretty much my living room, you see the far corner? Shelves up that wall's what I'm hoping to do, I'm just a lazy arse)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# pfft.
just a few floating shelves would be nice and not a days work.
If I seriously have the time to pop over to you I'd be happy to.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# You're a love, bless your heart.
I'm barely in these days, during the day though. How easy are floating shelves to put up?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# First, you need to waterproof your walls.
X-D
*dies*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# OH HA HA.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# easy.
run a batten around your 3 wall sides and one in front then you make your shelf that has a top, bottom and face and slide it over your batons then fix. It looks like a solid block of timber with no visible fixing or support.
If you want them totally floating ( not attached at the ends ) which looks a lot better then it is a similar process and easy to do.

www.avforums.com/forums/home-cinema-diy/655528-how-too-diy-floating-shelves-finally.html

here's how that ^^ ended up when finished. Yes. I am quite good at what I do ;)



Click for bigger (139 kb)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Oooh I wish I could do stuff like that.
I'm too short, for a start. Ta for the tips, chapshape *hug*.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# He won't answer you

It's a post-and-runner
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# plus he's just pasted
Brown's head on a 4chan meme.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Look up his posts
only shit images, no talking
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah! What she said
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Its more a pig-headed stubborness to look facts in the eye
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# yup!
where they all belong......btw..AAAAAAARF:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# racist
What have the Welsh ever done to you?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# He'll start stretching his own scoth countrymen next
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# poor thing
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# this is worse ^
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# looks like munch from munch's odysee
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# why is it always gordon brown in your images?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# coz he has a texture like sun
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# :)
isee what you did there -noice.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Sure is Demotivational Posters in here.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# mobilises Taffia

seek and destroy these Welsh stretchers Dai the Leek
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# ..well done 'innocent'...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# just add cocaine
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# just been bought by Coke?
now they'll need to put a strikethrough on their typeface. in fact, that gives me an idea :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# *checks news*
Stupid sellouts. I quite like their smoothies (when they're on offer, anyway).
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahah, outstanding!
I can't wait to see how they are going to screw with the company's ethos.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# "Now brought to you by the Coca Cola company"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Nice one
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# ta, ta very much :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# You're getting too good at this ...
 
;-)
 
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# just a little crime
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Pesky Little Comicses
21. The Cheese Shop



I'm as unappologetic as usual

EDIT: just after 3 is a popular time :)

EDIT EDIT: really really popular
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# WOBBLE WOBBLE STRETCHY HEAD.
I sure like this.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# aww fank oo
you better not be made of dairy products.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Only my forearms.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Fuck you cheese!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# right in their molded milk based chuffs!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# you're a mong
oose.

:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# guffaws
like a loon
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# chars
:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Leave those wonderful cheeses alone now
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# NEVAR!!!
they should all fuck off back where they came from.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I welcome all cheeses back to ze fatherland
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# you live in udders?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You bet!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# haha
awesome
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# thanking yews :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# "Don't underestimate the power of the dark side..."
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# This is awesome and dserves more comments
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# lol thanks!
...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ^
B3ta can be a strange place sometimes
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# timing is everything, unfortunately.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *deletes thread*
its ok i'll just post it again in a new thread

*not really*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# that brilliant! New from JML - The Sith Juicer!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Eyes betray the soul...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hmmmm.... fakes....

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Denziens
Denziens and Sqwits, DENZIENS AND SQWITS. WHY WONT THEY GET OUT OF MY HEAD?!?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# \o/ Denizens!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Awww
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# aaaaaaw
tugs me heart strings:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Very Nice!
Have a pea by way of a woo:
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# arts tiem
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters!


Click for bigger (313 kb)


Didn't have much time last night, so I may go back to this sometime in the week and do it properly!

edit: Thankies everyone! :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# cor! effort!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha that's terrific!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# wooo :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Wow!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Lovely stuffs!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# wow!

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Wow
that is just a bit awesome :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# glad i didnt enter
this is awewoosome
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# amazin!!!!
*clicks*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# great skills
Nicely
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Fucking brill!
I'm gutted i missed this... i hate work
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :D
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Cor, that's brilliant!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *does the Ecto 1 siren noise*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I have it as the text alert on my phone
I'm not popular enough to get any text messages so I never get to hear it :(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# ooo, i like that idea
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# He is Vigo ruler of Sockpathia! You are like the buzzing of flies to heem!

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahahahah! ace :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *Vigo fives*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# **
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# excellent
nicely done too
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :D :D

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
fudging ace

*sprays with goo*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one, Prodge
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# haha..he rules
darn!...can't think of a pun:):)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# :D
did you ever manage to buy the sock? I will donate via ebay for a cause like that!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Granny
she's a bit sick :(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# MUMMY!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# well I know who I'm not voting for
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# We came we saw we kicked its ass!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# this is so sad :D hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha, take that you big headed freak!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# awwww! hehehe!
top stuff :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha lovely!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Probably Dave. It's almost pub o' clock.
Who are you going to call, Toast?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Strangely, he looks more like Dan Ackroyd... 10 minute doodle for today
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Top work, Ma'am!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Ta lovely
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# yay! :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# blimey, that looks spot-on to me!
Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :D ta dude
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# That's a very nice drawing
Maybe I should go dressed as Vigo on Friday evening?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I think you should. Definitely.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# You don't think it will scare people off?
There will be people I kind of know going.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# very nice
"Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly Vigo's."
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# NO, I LOVE YOU MOST.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Who, Vigo?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Ew no.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I think I might have a slightly mixed up memory of the 1980's

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# marhsmallow action!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ACE!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Brill, as per.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# fab :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# class
in a glass
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Blooming marvelous!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahah! that is utterly awesome Mr Toasty!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Yay!

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# That is brilliant
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# That's bloody top, that is!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# he's having fun there:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] utterly wonderful
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Well as you know I can't draw, but this came to me sometime this morning...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha, that totally caught me off guard - office lollage :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Holey Moley!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# pfft
top work :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I am the keymaster!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Wubble wooble.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# bloody ell thats good
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# how the hell
did you make that
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# wooo!
I noticed one of your pictures was voted one of the best images on Pixdaus.com
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# the raccoon dancing?
it's the only one I saw on there (don't know who put it up either). Do you have a link?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Its's the fifth one down; The pylon skipping anim
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# coo, I thought Pixdaus was for people to upload their own photos
not other peoples animations. oh well, as long as its not using it in a bad way
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha, GMOS, take the colander off.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# class
above. As always!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# cor thats BRIL
looks just like rickolas moranicus!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# this is sickenly awesome
marvelous behaviours.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I find this slightly disturbing
but it is most excellent
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# wired up and....well..nearly ready to go
brilliant stuff:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Jee's that's good.
That really is five types of awesome.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# bloody great
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Amazing work
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Bit late to this, but it's bloody brilliant!
*clicks*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# : D
ha ha, brill
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Out.
Fricking.
Standing.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# erm...

...oh, you meant the film!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# quickie
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I clearly put too much effort in to the draw off
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# nice :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Fuckin ell, thats cracking stuff
does it come in biggar?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# yes
yes, you did
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# clearly
good work sir
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# worth the effort id say
I just cant draw. so I was going to shop the ghost trap as a sorta cat litter tray till i realised the effort required..
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# These are all great!
I love your distinctive style ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# oh good lordy, that is perfect!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Oh my word!
Love your cartoon pictures.
This is now my favorite one :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :O
I love this so much I would pay for a print of it. Seriously.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# YAY!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
love Luke's face at the end
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# *Fails to find time to make a proper illustration
*finds screenshot
*live traces



EDIT *feels included
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Fuck sake, that's lovely.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Aww cheers chicken
Took me ages to find the Marshmallow Man 'angry face'
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# 'blige me - thats brilliant!
\o/
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# CHEERS!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# ahem...

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# 'applauds'
i likes that

/sulks as couldnt think of an idea
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# pfft...i'll need the middle one me
..i'm hung like a donkey.......titters:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# there should definitely be a Lego Ghostbusters game
perhaps when the new film comes out we'll be lucky
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I'm late for this party, have an easter related roast
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Ohhh!
ticks all the boxes for me :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

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