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[challenge entry] it gets a bit predictable after a while
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# BRICK!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
I asked my mum what she wanted for her birthday, she said a book on dry stone walling. true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# There is only one artisan trade better than dry stone walling,
and it requires only one word!

THATCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I am a dry stone waller,
All day I drystone wall
And of all the kind of walling
Dry stone walling's worst of all!

Thank you Pam Ayres, for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# you did it in teh wrong accent then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# But ironically,
A Vagabond used the right accent in his response. FREAKY FRIDAY THURSDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I think having Friday on a Thursday
is a sign of how efficient the Great British Public really is ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Too right!
You'd never get those lazy French bastards doing that! They would just strike or something. Lazy cheese eating surrender monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Le Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Pam Ayres is a wonder :D
Not as much as Philip Larkin though!

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# we can still have old-style hats though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# will you wear it at a jaunty angle?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# It isn't a hat if it isn't at a jaunty angle!
It is merely a covering!

TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :D
the extent to which something is a hat is directly proportional to the jauntiness of the wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# SCIENCE!
EDIT: See?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
THIS PROVES THINGS TO BE TRUE WITH LINES.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# what if you have a misshapen head?
my hat always looks jaunty when in fact its covering my abnormality
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# that's the Universe making things right again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Sounds like an evolutionary advance
The opposite sex shall swoon before you at your natural jauntiness.
Careful though, it might mutate into rakishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# DANGER!
CAD IS RAKISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# maybe evolution is growing me antlers
or a sexy unicorn horn
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Well that would be rubbish,
as proven by the fact that Unicorns are extinct, and Narwhals are endangered!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# haha.
Piling up stones to make a wall? Now that truly is some quality skill. It takes more thought to flip burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Shut it you!
The secret is getting them to stay up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# haha.
what? You mean the thing that gravity takes care of for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# OI LOVE MOI BRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# heheheh
very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# compo it!
oh you did. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Briiiiiicks
My face hurts. Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# You really should stop apple-bobbing in sulphuric acid
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# sound advice, ^ right there
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# No, it's all achy on the left.
Mainly my cheekbone (which is the cracked one)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# sounds like face ache to me
do you have all your wisdom teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# The bottom ones are about halfway through.
I don't know if I've got my top ones yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# sounds like you might be getting wiser
have some ibuprofen if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# :-( there isn't any
and anyway, it's right at the front where my face crack is. Must be to do with that. I hope my eye doesn't fall out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Ibuprofen would probably help
so if it gets worse send a minion to get some over lunch. If it persists consult your GP.

I'm sure your eye won't fall out - but just to be sure don't do any strenuous head banging or being very wide eyed and surprised.

I should be a doctor :D ... oh, wait - I'm going to be !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Are you? Luuuucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# yup
start in September
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# not typing with your nose also helps :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# my dobber broke
when I was typing too enthusiastically
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# meh
so does sex
woo yay and 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I like this very much

cleek
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ha, that'll teach me to take so long on mine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Up next on Rogue Traders...

Can you still post a compo entry as a reply to another post?
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# why yes, yes you can!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# How?!
I'm scared of making new posts, but can't for the life of me figure out how to compo a reply!
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# You can only do it from "full screen" reply mode
Then you get the drop-down for compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# thank you kindly
I will now return to lurking, wouldn't want my average posts per day to get above 0.04
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# are you using the quick reply thinger?
edit: what Barb said
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# quick reply thinger?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# where you click reply
and a little box appears beneath the post
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Humm do you have to do something to enable it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah, you can :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# A cad in CAD...sorry


Click for bigger (83 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Dear christ, a new thread *hugs ankles*
ding dong indeed. RaTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# *hugs the Cap's ankles as well*
Edit: Eeek, that sounded rather more saucy than intended...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# You can hug my ankles all you wish, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Hard cheese old boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] All that blood spillage is'nt without consequence


Say what you will about the brown-ness and macho-ness of it, but I do love me some geezer war
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
#
AIDS threadrush
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# internet yeast infection.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I once had a yeast infection.
It was called Marmitis! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# couldn't you have given it a better name, like "Sandra"
or "Bob"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Then it wouldn't have been mildly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# this is neither the time nor place to be amusing.
internets - SERIOUS BUSINESSES!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# internets - FULL OF LIES AND OPINIONS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# AND LIVER AND ONIONS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# AND BUCKY O'HARE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# AND HATE AND PEADOS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# AND HATS AND PEA PODS
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# AND STEAK AND KIDNEY

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# AND BARELY LEGAL TEENS AND GILFS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# AND POKEMEN AND DIGIMOMS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# SERIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Oh Redsushi, you're such a card!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# You knows it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahahah! that expression is perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# or clive
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I can't keep up with it... I go to do 10 mins of work, I come back and there are a ton of really good posts....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahah
Alien aids
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# The worst kind
interstellar bad AIDs :O
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
At least its good Aids though.


Unless he got it from Dom........
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# A GIANT WORM! IM GETTING AIDS FROM A GIANT WORM!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
You've Got Aids - RomCom starring Tom Hanks, Tom Hank from the film Philadelphia and Meg Ryan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# i was looking through my fave images bit
and found a 'youve got midges' animation from discomeats. It made me laugh so much, i had hiccups for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :D
he's dreamy isn't he?

*girlish sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
let's see it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ah, here it is
www.b3ta.com/board/9133529
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# *girlish sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahahaha
top

I had a discomeats flowchart on the wall in my old office

people steered clear of me after that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I was playing Crysis Warhead yesterday when I should have been doing something else :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Reload
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
'virtua traffic cop' has a nice ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# you got served
!

*line dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# SPACE! THE FINAL FRONTIER!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=haAhdtDmsOw
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# great job microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Banzaiii!


Click for bigger (103 kb)
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *click*
I've not played SanAn in ages. Oooh, I might have a bash on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I'm going to be rissing for a lot of this compo as I don't play many computer games.
Obviously I get this one though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# AHAHAHA
*validated*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Oof!
Does occasional reactive maintenance count as grim reality?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I liked this before.
I like it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :)
To be honest, I don't really understand this compo :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# haha, yes!
What a game!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Winner!
Although, you're not proper old-school unless you played the wireframe version on the good old Speccy.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
Been meaning to check out the new D3D / open GL executables for Frontier: First Encounters. Looking mighty impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha
bunfight
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# happy easter everybody


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(soma78, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Thanks!
Now where's my fucking Easter Egg, motherfucker?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Well he has two on his person...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Do what I do
Wait until after Easter, go buy up the reduced-to-clear eggies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I got about 20 dalek onces last yeah for about 20p each.
I took the voice bit out and gave the rest away.
I still have a couple on my draws.
I'll do rummaging for something and to his day will hear EXTERMINATE eminating from my draws.

*waits for draws joke*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# haha
I got one of those talking Yodas when I was in America - I couldn't turn the fucker off, so it was in my bag at the airport going PUT ME DOWN, YOU WILL

fucking Yoda
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Mmm, I'm totally doing that this year
I always mean to and then just forget, or the shop is taking the piss with about 20p off or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hehehe
*sings Always Look on the Bright Side of Life*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
#

Now with added Accordion
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# oooh, that reminds me, I've got a picture to do that I started at Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# poor jesus, pissed again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I always thought it was the Easter Bunny
that got nailed to the cross?

How can I have been so wrong for all these years?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Arf!
"Eating turkey at Christmas is like nailing an egg to the cross says Bishop"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# bollocks to your god squad nonsense.
And your chocolate, you fat bastards.

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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# so wrong
and yet so very right
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I ain't afraida no resurrections

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# pffft...


I'll think of him when nyoming my eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# happy easter to you too

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# fuck Giotto, this is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Yay, Easter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# happy dead jebus day :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] great fun
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah! That kid should show Gordon Brown who's boss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I didnt notice that
but now you mention it.....
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Yeah
Worrying huh?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!! Have a Brucie :D


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# NO
Don't turn me off old Snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Give us a twirl!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# er *twirls*
Do I get a werther's original now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Go on then...
...seeing as it's you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# such a strange face
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It's King of the Hill kid. Nobody seems to see thing except me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# But they didn't use AK47s...
*pedants*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'll just leave this here.
In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history lived a strange race of people: The Hewlett-Packard. No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains hewn into the living rock of Printerhenge.



On the day before the long bank holiday, we did indeed make Stonehenge out of printer cartridge boxes. For 'tis like a Friday, after all.
(mralston Matt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
#
For 'tis like a Friday Tuesday, after all.

EDIT: Doh. Missed the shopped bit. woo.

Phonehenge is still my place of worship when in teh pub.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Missed the potato chop?
Taken as a compliment. I never post on newbie Tuesday. Except for when I do.
(mralston Matt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# lovely
they are expensive aint they
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# *puts on druid costume*
*dances around, prays that the printer never jams*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# nicely done
fens lare!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Sorry
But it was a real lens flare. It happened when I took the picture. Don't know what you're on about. Or somefink or nothin.
(mralston Matt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# i like the grassy desk there
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Yes
It is the actual grass from Stonehenge and nobody's noticed. It makes me happy cat sad.
(mralston Matt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# genuflects to the C, the Y, the M and the K
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Ahhh, where the Dell comps dwell
where the apples live and they do live well.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Erm...
So this is what you do with your spare time Matt?
(paulplex erm, hi..., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *snort*
I wish I'd played more (or any) Mario.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# marioland 3 for the snes was brill
Warioland for the gameboy was also magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I think I'm probably too old to get into it now
if I haven't already.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# nah
it's lovely.

I have a snes emulator and played through 3 again last year... granted, it wasn't as fun as I'd remembered...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Mario 64 & Mario Sunshine on the Gamecube
were both brilliant, highly recommended
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
Mario does mushrooms, class :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Jebus!
Nicely, sir...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] 1984 was the beginning of the end
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
that took me a moments to see what you'd done...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Not much, unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# sadly bindin though.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Oh crap - so it has.
Scabs. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Yay for brillopad-wearing union leaders
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
As opposed to the maniacs surrounding him, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# His shrink put him on lithium
He became Rather Calm Miner.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# All your mines
are belong to Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] maximum carnage dude LOL
(nattydread, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# This made me remember Destruction Derby
Yay for cars in a bowl

Also, this needs more Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# *applauds wildly*
One of my all-time faves.
have a click, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# crash mode in 2 was the best though
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# That was great, yes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# this :D
get those buses!!!!!!! *flys off bridge*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Brill!
...although...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hahhahahahahhahahahahah! outstanding:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Good
his games annoyed me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# sonic was nevah purple!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# You try squishing him,
letting his body fluids leak everywhere, and decay a little.

Then see what colour he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# probably 'next gen games' brown
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Games Brown?
isn't he dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# he was in my colour-blind world
don't you oppress me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# please....
...back over the annoying cunt while you're there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I love Sonic. Loved the first game.
He went shit went it all went 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Ive said it before and i'll say it again
Sonic 3 locked on to sonic and knuckles is the best version of sonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Yes. I meant PROPER 3d.
I prefer Sonic 1, but it was still damn good. That pinball level I remember quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# That level was lovely!
The level after that used to drive me mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Excellent.
The IRA hit-team got him in the end, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] compo it
ps

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# i totelleh ninja'd it
:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Wicked!
Hoya!

Given that it's one of my favourite arcade games ever, I ROTFL'd massively!!! :-D

*clicks*

Be funky

M A D
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# go on, hit him with your stick!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# HAha!
I thought of this, but I doubt it would have been this well done...enclickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# you're very kind...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha that's how it is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahah nice one
have a related (sort of) pea
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Haha
Fab AND political
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] How many monsters must this game create before it's banned?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# you missed that cunt Scooter
and his "Status Quo" devil collaboration.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# What is it with DJs?
BT's got the most ridiculous, cartoon gay haircut now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Look at me, I play someone elses music and take the credit for it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# BT plays his own, I'm just not sure what you'd call him.
IN FACT, we borrowed a cadence from Flaming June.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Who is BT?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
#
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BT_(musician)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Brian Transeau.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# i hate that basshunter chap
i mean, most electronic music producers are faceless recluses who sit in studios messing on computers all day - he puts his cocky mug on the front of the fucking album like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
Basshunter looks like £15 million pound bench-warmer David Bentley.

He's probably better at football too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# game?
It's a high quality sequencing, sampling and editing studio.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# pffft
you are joking right?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# not at all.
Whilst it is certainly no 'Reason' or 'Acid Forge pro', it's not a game. there is nothing to 'play'. It's a cheap way for people to get into a 'home studio' without getting bogged down with complications.
The sample editing studio is as good as most out there.
You don't even get to kill anyone ;)

Plus I don't understand this compo. Is it 'Post something about a game'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] UR IN HEVEN NOW LUV U CLOUD NEVR FORGET XX

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Aeris was SHIT
I'm actually going for a cigarette now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
way to bluntly fuck off the fan-base :D

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# They can fuck off.
It was a cocking awesome game, but she annoyed the hell out of me. Piss off with your stick, woman. Glad she died.

*gets very angry about Aeris*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# When I played through it first
and the end of CD 1 and she kicks the bucket, I was like "Wow"

and then 10 minutes into CD 2 I was like "It's ok, Barret can heal now."

4 hours later, Aerem? Anna? Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yeah, I get kind of confused with the storyline once it hits the whole world.
Chocobos are fun, but I have no idea what purpose they served in the story....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I know :(
You have to breed the golden one though.... "Knights of the Round Blog"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# *dizzy*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Nerd alert
Time spent on finding half-decent birds = a day
Time spent doing those stupid races = a week
Time spent on finding the nuts needed to breed = a day
Time spent on racing again AND losing badly to that black-coloured bastard Teioh = two weeks
Time spent killing jobbers to level the materia = a week
Time spent using it against those fucking Weapons, sitting through the animation ad-infinitum and STILL manage to lose three times = &%?£!!

Total time spent = I could've learned to drive.
(sephjnr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# i enjoyed the internet rumours you could resurrect her
*100% TESTED GUARANTEED* proves it's true
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# tries blood cheat on SNES "Mortal Kombat"
*gets angry*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# tries "pulling trousers down" cheat in IK+
*is pleasantly suprised* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# i totally love the games
but she is/was/will ever be SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# it's great when she carks it
thank fuck she's out of the way

*12-year-old spoiler warning*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# she's not much better in Crisis Core for the record
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# ooof
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
ANY 1 GO'S NEAR YUFFIE I SWEAR ILL DO TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# yiffie? Wasnt he that red dog thing?
Ive seen cosplays of that thing that will haunt my mind forever
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# haha
nah, he was called Red XIII

Yuffie was the shuriken girly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *sobs*
She was too! A darling angle!

Woo.

EDIT: It's good to see conjoined twins living such an active life though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# one of them's clearly not doing any ironing though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Naaa
She got the cellulite.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# MISS U ARIS UR WITH BABY P AND JANE GOODY NOW XOXOXOX
Excellently done - i shall clicketh thee
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# 4EVA IN OWR HARTZ N DISK ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# For Eva in our Hartz Aerith
Haha!

End of FFX still makes me cry :(
(garrison, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Possibly the greatest game ever...

suprised to see so many Elite posts!

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# \o/
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# meh pulse laser
mining laser ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Feh
Cheat laser *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Haha! Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha. Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Front end repair?
You tried docking with a Coriolis without using an autodocking system? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Always a mistake, that manoevre...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Autodocking was for gheys
A real man does it on manual
(While listening to Sade)
(I helped save b3ta! Wembley, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# real men
set it up roughly and then full throttled and hoped it was parallel when you got there LOL
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# oo err missus
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# real men
park just outside and twat the space station until a billion Vipers pour out, guns blazing. Then run away giggling just as your shields are about to be depleted!

'Fugitive' was always a cool status to have!
(Ghostlight, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# non auto docking sucks donkey cock
i went mad swallowing of david braben and amigo pro's semenic propaganda over this game, mithered ma n pa catpiss to buy it for my birthday, got it and stopped playing after about 48 hours due to not being able to dock or shoot any fucker.

Or land on fucking planets, i was never on the right side with any landing ports.

the game was fucking awesome, i was fucking awful.
(Daryl Catpiss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I'll give you 1895...
woo/yay!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# See!!!
www.b3ta.com/links/301709
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Two thousand credits?
Bloody hell, wish I hadn't ditched mine in witch-space in '88.
(Astatine, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# What do you mean possibly?!
...this is fabulous :o)
(I_tickle_myself, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# .
I never got to play Elite, but I played the Elite-a-like, Hardwar, which was excellent. Sold it though, and your post's nostalgically making me try and find it so I can buy a copy on the internet!
(mrtcrazyfoo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Try ooLite
developer.berlios.de/project/showfiles.php?group_id=3577

Open source port of elite - based on the BBC B source code that either David Braben or Ian Bell let out into the public domain a few years ago - but with a few additions. Very cool - very playable.
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# You're kidding, right??
Someone has ported Elite to the Mac??? I LOVED this game when I was a kid, but as I didn't have a Beeb or a Speccy, like my mates, I couldn't play it on my own.

I had a VIC-20... :(

If this works on my Mac Pro this evening (still at work and reading B3TA) I will cry with joy!

Oh, and an excellent original post. I was so nerdy about my Cobra, I called mine 'Ghostlight', which has been my geek handle ever since. My 'pilot' was called Cartalus Atrox, a derivative of Crotalus Atrox, latin name for a pit viper. I was sticking with the snakey theme. Wipes away nostalgic tear...
(Ghostlight, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I think I love this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# i played Elite for what seemed like years
I never made it past Deadly, never found out what I was doing wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Same way you get ahead in anything
Kill more people
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# I played Elite for what was years
because we didn't buy a new computer until I was 17. Awesome game. I think my folks still have the BBC B in the loft...
(RockCakeKing nomnomnom, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Fab
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! paulieg La, la, la, not listening, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Awesome find
An 1970 Oldsmobile 442 in red with white detailing and matching numbers! I like your style :)
(LittleKitty, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Right on Commander!
Stil love that game, I wish they would bring out an updated version.
(Wascally Weasel now with 100% fewer jokes., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Mostly harmless
good clean joke.

But very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] video games have real-world effects, alright...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hehe...
Like that, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# ta, ta very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# yes
excellent take! i applaud loudly
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ssh you'll wake up the children
cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

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