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# errr....

source
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Haha
I did wonder this morning how many post mortems it was possible to do on a single body
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Oh for fuck sake.
Let the poor family bury him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# how many post-mortems do these cunts want?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# 8.
He's a cat and they want to be sure.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# if it was a cop that go pushed over and died..they'd throw the fucking book at him

and a truncheon...down stairs..oops watch your fingers..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ooof
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I know, I felt bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# As many are necessary until they either prove noone dunnit or the public get distracted by something el
Oo a shiny thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# NO IT'S ABOUT THE TERRRISTS THAT WERE PLOTTING AND GOT ARRESTED BECAUSE THEY'RE TERRRIRIRIRIRSTS AND
What?

Oh.

Oh really?

Oh.

Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Daymn terrrrrrrists
never forgedd
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Never what?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# "forget" - say it phonetically in a yankee accent.
substitution of a 'd' for a 't' is the behaviour of a dosser. Theres also dwad, didhead, dalendless shid, and ive reason to believe youre back on the boddle!

Gawd bless Alan Partridge
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# whitchoo reedin' fawr?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# is that a michael-ism?
My knowledge of AP quotes is rather good, but that one slips me by...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Associated Press?
Bill Hicks, hactually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Gah
Bill hix is one of those things that everyone raves about and says is ace, but i just know nothing about.

Generally, i dont find many americans to be that funny.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Forget what?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# 9/11
never forgedd
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# forget where you're coming from
/Barlow
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Apologies if bindun


Click for bigger (35 kb)
(mick m, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I think we can safely say that Susan Boyle as a concept has bindun.
This is nicely shopped, but God I've seen about a thousand variants on this theme over the past few days...

Sorry.

*re-fluffs*

*hugs*

EDIT and that is some simply stunning lurkage there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# this week is Susan Boyle and Alistair Darling week.
Bring on the compo, quick. As long as its not 'shop Boyles on Darling' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# DON'T PUT IDEAS IN FRASER'S HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I'd say there was one more obvious one I've not seen yet..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I had a dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# pffft....
Sandra Berhard dubbed the kids voiceover in the American verison of that.
Or rather that which you have used as your source.

Christ I'm fucked up on Sudafed and fucking work... just ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# whoa nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# nope not a clue
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hmmmm...
...what's her number?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Is that from Seth Rogen and some Blonde Bint make a Porno?
Is it any good?

I like Seth Rogen. I like Kevin Smith
But which is better?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# FIGHT!
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# kevin smith...
...genius!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Kevin Smith
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Mustapha bindun?

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# fraid so
still, its an uncanny likeness...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I did it 3 minutes ago





erm - WTF?

woo?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# He fucking mings!
EDIT: I just de-rised and now I look like a fool. I thought it was Ming the Merciful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hah!
Good idea though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Loving your name tag
Ghostbuster yes :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahaah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# ello b3ta
(MP3J part2, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# HI THAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# this offering of gnops pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# very good gnops

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# This reminds me of the spoon-faced lady from the current Apprentice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# the currant apprentice
where a giant alan sugar apricot condemns other dried fruit for failing in their jam based challenges
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# No.
The normal one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Monsieur with this gnops you are really spoiling us
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Cheers all
Just to clarify, that's not me. Tis a friend of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Whatever, tiny face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# yeah yeah
some of my best friends have deformed gnops faces etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I want to touch his chin
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# *filenames* That's not a gnops
*slaps poster*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# soz
so what is he?

...and don't say DEAD! LOL
(MP3J part2, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# It looks like a mashup of a spong and a gnops,
big eyes, small mouth and nose.

This is a mashup of a spong and a gnops:
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ah, ok
i aint familiar with all your b3ta lingo.
(MP3J part2, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Gong? Or Spops?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# are you Mark Chapman?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# do not utter that name
:(
(MP3J part2, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# why not?...your both infatuated with John Lennon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# been
a fan for 35 years, but i aint no killer

(MP3J part2, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# ok you're going on ignore now...bye
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# HELLO THAR

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# John Bloody Lennon.
What a twat.

Ace shoppering.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# trippy lennon
(MP3J part2, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# adblocks great
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Coming soon to PS3...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ha ha
super slippers
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Need more bunny ears :)


Edit - how rude. Nicely done on the OP ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# An excellent example

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# there will be lots of these?
unprocessed kebabs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Thanks Baz!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# movietiem!

original
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# HAHAH THE BUDGET
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# yes it is
roflcopter
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Sorry I'm venting
In a bad mood.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Oh, vent away
I don't mind
*edit* in fact, here's a lawnmowing kitten to cheer you up
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Fuck your kitten
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Bujerk
or BWERK?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# BWERK needs to be a TheNeville noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I dreamt I met The Neville Last Night
you just reminded me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I dreamt I met Joe Scaramanga the other night
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I dreamt I WAS Joe Scaramanga the other night
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I haven't slept in days
please kill me...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# he's made from chicken
bwerk bwerk bwerk
*flaps*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# dagnabbit
now you mention it...
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# FUCKING LOOKOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ahahahah
i love the puppet mouth opening anim!

Good briefcase bashing too

*cleeck*

Christ - im clicking a lot today. Some quality pics.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# that's far more gripping than the original
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your animations?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# nice one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# might as well pea
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Labour party you have 1 crystal
you have 5 seconds to collect 100 gold tokens
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# 5 seconds later
Gordon Brown is still locked in one of the rooms, and theyve cought 60 silver notes.

ahwell. better luck next time.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Wednesday 3pm Draw Off - 21st April - Family Guy
HappyToast apologises for his absence

Post away!
(MissLemon, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# anyone for martini?
^ brilliant! stewie looks even more evil & menacing than usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I KNEW IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I love you happy dog
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha
That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Yay!
I miss you donkey gums! Bring back chinstrap!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :) aww
watch this space ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahah ace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# haha
wider!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# haha has he peed himself?
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# No, that was me.
Sorry. I'll clean it up.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# yes!
lovely
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# creepy woo!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Someone needs to say it:
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# bloody hell, I fear this
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Pfffffft!
You have truly captured the essence of Lois, with tentacles
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# He comes!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# this gets my vote

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# aargh
woo
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# only just spotted this
it has terrifying possibilities...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# k3b/-\b sends this:
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# \o/
Nice one K
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Aaaahahahaha OMG THAT IS LIKE THE BEST THING YOU'VE EVER POSTED!!!1ONE!1
*clicks incessantly to send it to the top of your popular posts rating*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Damnit!
I KNEW that'd happen...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *searches own posts*
Oh for fuck's sake...

Right, next week's draw off, I'm putting pen to paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# What the Deuce?
HT not around for his own compo?

What is the world coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# welcome to b3ta mystery not toast person

fuck..I forgot to make something :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# C'mon Prodge - be speedy!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Ok.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# didn't get the memo
and it's the wrong day again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# woo all round

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That's rather cool
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ta, ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# this is disturbing in all the right ways...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# GET IT AWAY FROM ME
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# gorgeous, the soft pastelly style makes him look almost cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Stagmire

Bleh...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Genius.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha what
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# rather clever :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Why is he
standing on Stewies head?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Why are YOU standing on Stewie's head?
Eh? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Because
the oils that exude from his scalp have a theraputic effect on my chronic pustular dermatits.

Whats Stagmires excuse?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Erm....erm... Grazing?
THIS DOES NOT...MAKE...SENSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# giggity giggity woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# necrodog

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# dawg onna stick
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# has brian eaten meg?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I don't get Family Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Whats not to get?
Or is it the interchangeably contextless gags that put you off?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I don't get the excitement and awe.
It's too ridiculously off-base for my taste, and the satire I think is poor.

It just strikes me as a bland, mildly amusing cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# you're, like, so against the grain, maaan!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Not at all.
I wish I did understand it.

I had something of a revelation with The Simpsons, but that's because I'd never watched it. Family Guy I've tried and tried with, and just don't get the excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# to get most of the jokes you need a vast encyclopaedia of knowledge of american pop culture and celebrities
that's why i don't really like family guy either
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# are you mister toats' wife?
Eh, EH?
*papparazzi's*


Lovely pic as usual. Lois' eyes look scary though!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I bet she is MrsToats
and is very shy.
(Or hates us).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# old dude....
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# C'mere and let me massage some oil into those creamy hamstrings...
...Mmmmmmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# God you're a bit good arnt you :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# merci
entirely undeserved, but thanks
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I always find it funny
that one of the most loved and requested extras in FG is a peadophile
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# honestly
that is a teletubbies cake isn't it?
What? I couldn't reach the remote!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# family dot gif
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Personally I think mine should win.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# pfft no screen grabs allowed!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I drew it myself
you COCK
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *cockadoodle doos*
...hang about i'm not a chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# it's an accurate portrayal of stewie's fake tan obsession
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Happy Now? Racist
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I agree. You've caught Homer here perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# This wins!
Nice depiction of Lois there...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# wow, that's ace.
Can I have a big version to print out and put on my wall pretty please ?

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# ah
that's great
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# didn't know about this one hence quick and dirty effort :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# too late was the cry
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ha!
lovely 'tooning :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Stewie RULES!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# very nice
John Lydon vibe :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Never noticed how similar baldrick is to Alastair Darling
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# HAHA YES
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Ooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha I think waspbox did a good one of these...
Edit: there you go see. Down there... v
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# No, I did a bad one \/ \/

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# couldn't if you tried
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Why have you shopped his face onto Darling then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Erm....
Because of his name being the same.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# BUT YOU SAID HE LOOKED LIKE BALDRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# And he does
Doesn't mean it needs to be ME who does the photoshop of it. I only just noticed.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# yes Darling
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Jeez Waspy,
You've made him look like Kenneth Baker!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I had lunch with Baldrick once.
...well Tony Robinson.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Was it a turnip?
That looked like a thingy?
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# OMG I HEARD IT WAS THE BUDGET TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Be a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# BUT ITS THE BUDGET
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# NO BUTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# its liek xmass lol
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# 'shopped pics only
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# OHEMM GEE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Mustaffa Bindun, but, hey ho...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hehehe
poor fella
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ....I'm waiting for 'Dawkins Creek'.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# heheheh, brill!
'tis good to hear he is on the mend now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# ^this^
Yay hawkinz. I didnt know that he was one of the worlds oldest survivors of motor neuron disease too...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I'm sure they told him he'd only live until his mid-twenties or something....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# he wasn't even supposed to live long enough to finish his PhD
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# That's because he hasn't got MND
He's the victim of a time travel experiment which went wrong...

Catnippppppppp will tell you. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# (actual) LOL
B3ta is making me chuckle far too much today.

Im only allowed 3 pints of chuckle a month, or i become happy.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# so you'd rather be unhappy?
try this:

www.denofgeek.com/movies/166239/55_movie_remakes_currently_in_the_works.html
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# its in my nature
About the remakes,

I saw the trailer for the remake of 'tale of 2 sisters' last night. The sisters just happen to be uncomfortably attractive and frolick around in bikinis a lot. Plus, it has a rubbish, generic name like 'the uninvited' or 'the unforgiven' or something.

Bah!

Fantastic voyage remake could be good. Dunno if it will beat innerspace though!

Yay to a logans run remake too. Great story, terribly aged. Begging for a remake.

Short circuit?!?! Is nothing sacred?!

*sad*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# yeah, hawking is the enemy. he put all the fossils in the ground.
Darwin put him up to it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# as I said yesterday.
Nobody has anything to worry about. It's just a sniffle and he'll soon be back on his feet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# HULL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahahhaha, you are a bad, bad man :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# his feet?
or running over someone elses?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *patents Stephen Hawkings football boots*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# When they say on the BBC he's going to make a full recovery
presumably they don't mean walking and talking and that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Bwaahahahahah...
...can you now come and clean my computer screen please? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ooooh
hull is thataway
I
I
I
I
I
V
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
You'll be wanting this...

Edit - Gah!

Edit Edit is b3tards fecked? Can't get into it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# nawty
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# bad Barbs!
Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# he hasnt got downs
he's got motor neuron disease

wooo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# You wicked man...
...but Lordy did I chortle so...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# that is epic
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# this wins the internet
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
oh fuck fuck fuck
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# HAHA! Guilty but sustained laughter from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Teary office laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# SCOTHquatch
(dec, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I've just been searching for images of Gail Porter.
She should totally tattoo rabbits on her bonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# So from a distance they'll look like hares....
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# if you think any of us are going to finish that old joke...
;)

oh, 'Rossa, I might have known...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# afternoon, fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# All well, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# so so fella, so so, but generally all ok :)
trust you are well?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Getting down with the joys of the Home Information Pack, but otherwise, good, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# sadly not worth the paper they're written on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Yeah, I got that feeling.
Just another £300 tax for selling your house, or did I get that wrong?

I mean - people will still have to get a survey done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Bwaaaahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I don't mean to be disrespectful
but is she still bald?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'm not sure how that could possibly be construed as disrespectful,
but yes, she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# all over.
she has been entertaining with her comedy painted eyebrows on the gadget show.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I would like to see the pics that prove she is bald
all over please! Kthxbai!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# ....is she the guy with the glasses too?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# SCOTH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# god bless her
(Hipfubu one step forward, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Welcome back, fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Mi6
want their Enigma Machine back ;)
(Hipfubu one step forward, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Is it just me...
...or does this look a little like Laurel and Hardy!?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# All black and white photographs look like laurel and hardy
or charlie chaplin
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# True...
But the Hindley/Boyle monstrosity is pulling a particularly Stan Laurel expression.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# isn't it true
that, we all resemble a Laurel and Hardy expression at some point in our lives,...although mainly at the point of orgasm

(Hipfubu one step forward, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# That's another fine mess you've gotten us into...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The dangers of fire flowers.
It slipped.

(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# this picture depicts neither fluffy nor a disaster.
did you even bother to read the competition?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# POST SOMETHING WITH A FUCKING KITTEN ON IT.
I finished ( finally ) Bioshock last night. I'm a bit sad now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I thought Bioshock was a bit disappointing... I was expecting it to have the depth of the System Shock games
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I quite liked it
but I knew what was coming storywise. It was pretty obvious.
I just enjoyed the gameplay ( not usually being a button mashing shooter fan )

Can't wait for Bio 2.

I think I should finally get on with the last Neverwinter Nights 2 expansion that I've been ignoring for a while. Much more my usual choice of game.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *spoiler*
the bit where you become a big daddy was utter shite. It could have been SO much better.

Besides, i didnt really want to know what 'was' a big daddy - the mystery of them was great til you found out they just stick people in a scooby-doo diving suit and scrape their vocal cords.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I was half expecting to be told
"oh by the way, you are stuck in that suit and you have to stay down here looking after these brats" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# rather than battle with a skittish, grey muscleman
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# It is as disaster...
...cuz that was my last Bhuddist. I'll need to buy another box now.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# isn't 'light yeah' a unit of distance and not of time?
*kessel runs*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Oh dear...
Forbidden Pictures© again...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Nowt Changes
(gordiman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# arf...cheer up Ena
..have another milk stout:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Have a pea


I think this is still relevant following the budget :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# he's a little darling
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Awwww
bless im!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# :D
but could do with more 'rusty scalpel brutally decapitating the chancellor'

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# mmm, polished!
Have a pea from last year

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I like this
wotcha waspy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# art'noon Prof
Too sunny for work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# he's pulled an all-nighter
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hehe... yup...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# wasp box you're a right tit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Haha! Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# if it meant lower taxes
I would
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# budgetphwoars!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# he's a coy one
him
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# bring back the hairnet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# blimey, a talking shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Kapow!
*pokes with special polished ivory 'Wednesday Poking Stick'*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Least fun budget I've ever known
There are no carrots, only sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ...and I don't mean polished ivory poking sticks either
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I'm starting to wish the government
would just fuck off and leave us all alone.

... in fact - if we disbanded the government, the hospitals, the firemen and most of the army for ... 2 years (give or take) I bet we'd have the national debt wiped out and we could ask them all to come back and we could start again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# You'd think they'd have better things to do than interfere in all our lives.
Jumped-up busybodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I know
shouldn't they be experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# It's known as 'Milligan-ing'
around the Westminster village...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Aye, nowt
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# well everyone else is doing one..

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# fags have gone uppppp?
someone's been at the catnipppp
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# are you mocking my
fantastic Doppler effect???
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm not doing one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# that's becoz you are special
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# That's not to say I haven't done one before though...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# crosses name off special list
sobs - i thought you were different - sobs
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I haven't done anything
in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Not true
You did that thing the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# with stuff, and everything, like....
I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I think we should have a "use public transport day"
and show the government that it really doesn't work and DEMAND they put the petrol down
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I think we should all forget the budget
and have our staff send out for quail's eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# que the rich people moving abroad...
oh look there goes all the money from the country... silly government
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Nah
The 10% increase in tax will make more come over here, silly skug :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# oh yeah...
Lets just scrap the government, they're too busy arguing with each other to run the country
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# If I could get my bint to finally give up work
we'd be in Malta next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# sod her
I'll come!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Sorry.
I can't spend more years training another one to put up with my selfishness and erratic moods. Not to mention my Dad ( who owns the Malta villa )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# i'm in the situation where i can't afford to live
let alone move, then again I can fit most of my possessions in the back of my Land Rover (stereo/pc and probably a bed on the roof - if it wasn't canvas)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I must admit
to being a bit cash poor myself. Asset wise we are still good but my purchase of a new car ( ordered jan 08 delivered mar 09 ) has turned out to be an extravagance considering how in real terms it's cost me 50% more than when I ordered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# thats why my car was built in 1954
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# won't all that get in the way of the turret?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# ....good point
I wanted an armoured one, infact i was -- close from buying one, then I realised it would weigh about 3 1/2 tonne... and would do about 3mpg instead of 11mpg!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Flags always go up.
then come down again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# did it say fags or flags
cos i read it as flags too
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# it's fags
hahaha you're a slow reader
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I never learnt to read
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# but you can write and that's what's important
gives a patronising hug :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# they haven't noticed
the two giant robotic rabbits that are about to destroy parliament
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha i can see those too
ARGH I JUST POKED MYSELF IN MY EYE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# no need to show off
some of us don't have massive cocks
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# They call me tripo.... okay they don't but hey!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# they never do
*sighs*
when will they ever learn
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
what a fun way to tell us all:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# C'm on!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Arf!
She's a jolly chap, and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hiya Barbie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ninj...
alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Alreet sir!
Your good selluf?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Not bad, not bad
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I think she's a lovely
and she's got nice crinkly smile-eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# She has a face like a lovely soft cushion,
That one would sit on in front of the TV watching a film.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# This is a lully description
As is Vagabond's below.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# She looks like the epitome of a farmer's wife.
I can just imagine her brandishing a rolling pin in a threatening manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# "Get of my land you fucking pikey scum or I'll fucking cut you open with this!"
ahhh, the countryside :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# The countryside is now full of poshos only
"I say! I say! Now listen here! This is my patch and I'd thank you kindly to remove yourselves, at the risk of getting my blood up!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# "now I've just bought this house in the country! and you'll jolly well stop making that racket! I'm important! I want silence"
Blacksmith "O_o?"

"WAAA!!! I'M SPECIAL!!! I'm going to SUE!"

Judge: "O_o?"

based on a true story :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I've experienced the opposite
"I'm posh - I'll have a HILARIOUS party every week until three on Sunday morning! It will be fab!"

"Sorry sunshine, but could you do the rest of us a favour and shut the fuck up?"

"I'm posh."

"Shut up."

"I'm posh. I have more lawyers. Bite me."

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Call the police?
Keep calling the police?
Set them on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I did that to the guy across the hall a couple of years back.
Called the police, that is.
he was breaking the place up, and his missus (at the time) came round to ask if we could help. He'd destroyed his entire living room, off his tits on low-quality drugs; She was bruised to shit, and I wasn't keen on getting the tar beaten out of me, so I rang the coppers.

Next time we saw him was after a 6 month stretch, and a further 6 months rehab.
he's a lot quieter now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Jesus, poor woman.
I'll bet he is. Hooray for JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Poor lass, she was in a dreadful state.
I got her a drink to calm her down, and she sat there keening, holding the glass.
She moved out pretty pronto after that.

Let's just say, when I move, I won't miss the place *all that* much.

*Edit*: After thinking about this, I can't think why the landlord had him back - just asking for trouble really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# can't sue if they can't find the body..
not that I'm making any kind of suggestion or anything

*cough*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Cut someone open with a rolling pin?
You're not supposed to sharpen them!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# And a nice, average voice.
Not that I'm a particularly good singer, but... y'know... she's not the messiah or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# its like that fat scouse bloke who won a few years back,
a decent set of pipes, granted, but nothing incredible. I think the entire phenomenon is down to the fact that people seem genuinely surprised that, despite hollywood, normal, plain looking people can actually be good at anything
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I'm not surprised, I've been singing jazz* and blues for years
I look quite normal compared to some of the people I've performed with.


*no, not the 'kitten and a trumpet in a dyson' type.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# this is why I avoid the bear baiting that is ITV.
in other news i'm currently only wearing socks. this is possibly the least sexy way a man can be dressed
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Depends on the socks. Are they covered in money and precious jewels?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# or additional layers of socks?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# What, like ten?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# maybe
maybe one snug fitting all over bodysock
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# fraid not. just regular black 'uns
i've found more clothes. i feel more human
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I've got loads of clothes on.
Well, five. Six? Do socks count as two or one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# not sure, do bras count as clothes to?
more importantly do they count as layers? as in "i've got three layers on and I'm still cold"
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Maybe you should put another bra on then.
You strange person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I'd count them, both ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# No, one sock is the least sexy.
One grey woolen knee high sock.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# *shudders*
you win
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9381069
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# good point, smugly made
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Are you talking about yourself...
...in the 'Third person'? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# The Cap has dreamy eyes...
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I don't, they're lopsided and one wanders off when I'm tired.
:D Aw, though. Have some brownie points.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# What pish.
Lopsided indeed.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# No they ARE
I've had them for 24 years, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# *resolutely refuses to budge from his opinion*
:P

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Awww :D
*hug* you're a lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Who's eyes did you have before that?
Or did a lady just say her age publicly? Is this, is this the precursor to the end of civilisation as we know it?

*panics and feels shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I don't get the whole 'not telling people your age' thing
Of all the things to be worried about, the passage of time's the silliest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I think all these bloggers have got it wrong about everyone being amazed
an 'ugly' woman can sing. I think it's what she said and did before singing that prompted the disbelief post singing.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# racist swears and a striptease?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
You had to, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Soz JP!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# :D
Not in the slightest, my fine fellow.
It's a belter.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *Glees*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Not wanting to sound daft
but....

Who the hell is this woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Thank the lord someone asked that question before I was forced to.
Edit: Sadly, no answer seems to be forthcoming, though...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# she's bubbly and on the boil
..nice voice though:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Nigel Lawson?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Art would be very different.

Click for big
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hah!
*gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hello Hammy!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Helloes!!!!
Fancy seeing you here! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I've not chosen that obscure a picture reference have I?
I mean you can tell it's supposed to be guernica minus the dead people right?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I can tell, yes
I cannot speak for the other plebs. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I would happily have this on my wall
can I get it in a different frame?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Yes
You can have it in shattered rotting human entrails.

Or teak.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Ho ho!
You've clearly got my number, shattered rotting human entrails for me. Perhaps the human in question could have previously eaten some teak? Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# my favourite is the one on the far right
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Panto horse is watching you masturbate.
Somehow I feel like I wasted an hour of my life drawing this.

Should have just put cats in it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Can't beat Kirk


Available for Justin Lee Collins to buy on Cafe Press! I had to remove Kirks face for legal reasons?
www.cafepress.com/q4stuff.379857488
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# You're missing a S.
This is WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Captain's's?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# (s)he
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Silly Captain!
Shatner is a he!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Turn that frown upside-down
Dress up like a scary
Evil clown.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# snot
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Same to you, Mr Grownup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# when will you be promoted to Admiral Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Could be Major Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Perhaps tomorrow, perhaps never.
The problem with being an admiral is

a) ship vs fleet, I'm no good at management
b) everyone calls me captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Kirk didn't like being an admiral either
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# It's no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# The trouble with Captains
is that they are bollocksed without a good staff sergeant to tell them what to do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *juts out chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# pull that chin back in sir
before some chap shoots it off. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Fie on you, Sarge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# When will you be promoted to french fries?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# That's MEEESTER Grownup
to you
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I'll call you whatever I like and you'll bloody well thank me for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# of course you
had to remove his face. You can't just sell other people's images that they own the rights to on your commercial t-shirts.

There's another guy here keeps posting his 't-shirt designs' ( basically filtered photos ) and all I ever think is 'good luck getting a license to re-sell that copyright image ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Good point, no one gets copyright rules
/legalblog
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Probably bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
THIS IS HOW HE DOES IT. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *shoves* OH HAI
all is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *falls into oncoming traffic*
*silence*

^ silence is because I'm now in a coma
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I will tend to you, and trim your little shoots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Win!
Do I get a bell to ring when I need something?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You get to tell little Gail Porter
who shall be acting as my assistant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Poor little Gail Porter.
I wonder how her lovely little bottom is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hairless
at a guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# She's grown some tatties since the kids
so probably round and biteable, like her lovely little bonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# She's got kids?!
Oh I'm not interested now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I believe she does, yes.
I am, she's way better now than she ever was before. She looks happier, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I haven't seen her recently
But there's nothing wrong with a completely hairless woman. It makes sci-fi roleplaying so much easier...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Watch the Gadget Show
she co-presents it with Grey Haired Awesome Chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Is that on one of those televisual broadcasts
that are available through a box with moving pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# It most certainly is!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *googles*
She looks like one of the ladies from Alien Nation, I like that look.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Grey Haired Awesome Chap is very posh and Dadlike
I'd love to hug him call him Daddy, looking up to him with wide-open eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Oh this is getting better and betterer!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# yes
but it's a church bell and you're too frail to pull the rope...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# also
the rope's snapped... I'm so sorry for your loss
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Argh, the badger training was a futile exercise
I shall train toucans to fly up and tap the bell with their beaks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I shall train badgers to do this for me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Yay!
I love how they're taking the drug-addicts and drinkers most.

Yay for government-sponsored drug-dealing!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# They're doing what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Fags *must* be up to over 6 quid...
almost a certainty...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# 2% rise in price tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# For crying out bloody loud!
*gets all cross*
*books Eurostar to go buy cheap smokes in Belgium*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# \o/
*has given up*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Square.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Stop it. That's what got me into it in the first place.
20 years later...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# The drug-addicts - us - smokers.
A sort of ... "captured market", if you will.

Nicotine - the LEGAL, TAXABLE addictive drug!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# We do less damage than daily mail readers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Very true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# and..... youths with Novas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# The Max Power demographic, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Yes. All caps and not enough belts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *office lol*
Only if they are modified though according to the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Just as long as it goes
to my new lung in 30 years, i'm not too fussed.
*coughs
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# We could all have new lungs installed
and pay for the theatre, drugs, anaesthetist, nurses and surgeons, and STILL have money left over from cigarette taxation.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# True. Smokers stats:
Contributions: £10bn pa

Cost: £1bn pa.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I knew the figures were something akin to those.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I BRAME IMIGENTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Cool
I want metal lungs and 3 nurses!

Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I want 3 metal nurses
wipeclean
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# titters!
Practical thinking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# No, their whole bodies, not just the...
Oh, I see what you mean.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# hahahahaha lolbudget
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# booo - this is gonna push my robo-hawking down the FP
DARLINGLOLS

ace as usual, monkey 'un
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# What is all this bollocks about getting money for scrapping cars?
has the world gone mad? There will be no retro cars left! bunch of winkers
Hello b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# There will if I have anything to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# MG BGT FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Caddy '59 eldorado convertible please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Oh... if we're talking perfect world then I'll have one of these:
www.datamancer.net/projects/56pickup/56pickup.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# ooooh lovely.
Still the caddy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Like so?
www.datamancer.net/projects/rondel/rondel.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# a little!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# speaking of which...
who wants to buy my herald? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# its a headline grabbing wheeze
that is neither practical or helpful, it sounds good but is really aimed at stimulating growth in the motor industry (just like the other recent government funded initiative to invest in construction) when they should bloody realise that a)no one has any money to spend on new cars and houses anymore and b)their aiming investment at the very markets that were over-priced and over-saturated and were the most in need of, and to blame for, the recession
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# they need to lower taxes on fuel also
price of petrol goes down, price of transporting things goes down, cost of living goes down... its not rocket science
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahhahahah! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# haha, top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
#
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

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