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[challenge entry] cunt stubble
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Isn't that a requirement these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *applauds*
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# haha
I think he got all Nazi because he failed the height requirement.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha, is that the seams police?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# how is it seamy?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I didn't say your image was seamy
he just looks like a board nazi to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# looks fuck all like St. Pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for this week's compo


Which in retrospect does show the fuzz in a fairly good light. Must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# come on B3ta people
pearoast NEVER goes in a new thread, just post it as a reply to another picture - like I did with the Hot Fuzz pic


good pun otherwise
YOU BIG MONG
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Standards are slipping.
Time for a shake up. A big mong shake up.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Everybody knows
but nobody cares any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Jesus, that sounds like major fear induction
My tiny mind can't contemplate such up shakeage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# you can't shake up mongs!
they can sue you for that, you know
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I'm a big mong
Can I volunteer please, please mister I'll take real good care of the shake up, how about it? Please mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# That's as maybe
But this dates back to 2006 so there's a fair chance nobody's seen it anyway.

Besides which, not all of MY pics gets automatically promoted to the front page *flounces off stage left*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I wish mine did too, have you any idea how long I spent on that bear animation?!
I reckon one day I'll lose my job from trying to make B3ta people laugh with stuff like that.

All I'm saying is post it as a reply, like I did, it's still eligable for front pageness and clicking I like this and entering the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# The front page can be a strange place
recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
#
recently.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# i never liked this tradition
i would be happy to see it fade out

there's few things more discouraging than

my post
i spent ages on this, but the rest of the board aren't too impressed
         someone's repost
         i am posting this because it's relevant and it got a good response at the time
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# That just needs a bit more consideration for reposting, surely.
I try to wait till a few other replies are in before reposting.
Doesn't mean we should all churn out old stuff in new threads
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# i guess i can understand it during the day
there's over an hour's worth of stuff on the board at the moment though, it's not going to solve any problems putting reposts in other folk's threads. unless it's funny of course. i'm a firm believer in roger rabbit physics
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Chucking it in an existing thread still gets it clicked and in the challenge listing.
There'll be plenty of people with reposts ready to go, if they all spurt at once in new threads any new work will be lost completely.
In fact, a slower board with posts in existing threads may get all the new and reposts seen more than a lightning fast board with new thread reposts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# but the FAQ says don't do it.
And having the attitude that you'll ignore the FAQ because it does not suit you just makes b3ta shit.
Wednesday night is a shit night to post anything that you take some effort to make because it will quickly disappear under a deluge of reposts in new threads or a 20 second photoshop that has absolutely no connection to the brief of the challenge and that also makes b3ta shit.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. B3ta needs a /challenge board. Keeps everything nice and organised then and you can post any old shit you like as I'll not have to look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I remain against any breaking up of the image board.
I'm too lazy to trawl two boards at once.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# me too.
I just don't want the b3ta page running at 100 miles an hour full of shit I don't want to see. You can't even have a decent conversation before it's off into page 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# i like the idea of a challenge board
to be honest, i didn't know it was in the faq. that's me told!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I've noticed this too
I'm not sure which side I fall on, I can see it from both angles, but this has occured to me on many an occasion
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I don't mind reposts in a new thread I've posted
but it annoys the fuck out of me when the first comment is a picture or a TJ without any comment.

or those ignorant cunts who say ris
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
#



;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I'm not talking about this thread..I ment a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Ris
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I know sir,
just attempting a little joke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I agree with this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# so you think pictures that have been posted a dozen times before
should be put in new threads?


I understand what you're saying, I just think posting in someone elses thread is the lesser of two evils.

People commenting more on a fail post than an image post, now that IS fucking annoying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I've probably posted that 3 times in as many years
hardly a dozen.... sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahahaha


(you are joking right? - I wasn't refering to yours)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# same here, i don't think it's a one-sided thing
but the repost rulettes* are to stop things getting pushed off the board too fast, it's really not killing the board when we're travelling at this sort of speed

*i can't think of a better name for them. satisfyingly, the closest the faq has to a rule is this:

I made an image ages ago that fits with this week's challenge, is it OK to repost it?
We would prefer that you made a new picture instead, that's what the image challenge is for. No reposted image has won the challenge yet.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# but it does not say
"do whatever you like depending on how fast you perceive the board to be moving"

It's a black and white issue. You either allow it or you don't and people who know that they should not do it, but do it anyway are discourteous cunts who may as well say " fuck your images, look at this again"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# see above
my first parse of the faq was just for the word "repost". i went back and had a proper read. (yeah, i know, mods ought to know it like the bible...)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hehe. Mods don't need to know shit.
you don't actually do anything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# i do!
i drink beer and cause arguments

*backflips*


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*rides off on lambretta*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# haha
proper audible chuckles there. I need a laugh. The football is making me miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Surely, though
The fact that someone's posted something popular on your thread means that more people are likely to look at your thread, and therefore are more likely to comment on your picture as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# In theory: yes

but usually not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# it's far better than your post being
pushed off the main page because someone thinks that their image deserves another go.

I don't care if I get any replies to my images. If I made pictures for b3ta on the premise that I want people to say nice things about it then I'm wasting my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# stop talking sense pasanonic, people expect you to be ranty and twisted!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# St. Pasanonic doesn't do that anymore......
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# B3TA narc
You can't do that. You can't say that. Big B3TA is wanking you....snooore. Do one Michael Howard.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# reposting cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# HAHA!
Protocol demands this : you big mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# ^ oui!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Pffft!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# EEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeEEeEeEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I dont want to go TOO FAR.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# HEY!
i am not big :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# hahahahah
*continues to laugh*

nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] also, I think it's a great advert

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# LURKSWAN
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# it'll peck your eyes out too given half the chance
crafty devil
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Oh, that's class, sir
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9385550
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9385611
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# *hugs*
I thought it might be because of the spain thing earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Oh stop....
It's no deal at all - c'mon!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# What?
What's the matter?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# nothing :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# *slaps about a bit*
Nana!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# It does not!
It's not my fault you try the sad face thing so much and make correlations that are unproven coincedence!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Listen to what the wise woman of Derby said...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I do, I do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I promise not to do the sad face again
hand on heart
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hmmmm.....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I really should get rid of this bucket of pigs hearts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Unless you're making sausages, then yes - good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] YAY
*glees*

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# FALCON
PUUUAAANCH!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Wait, what?
WYHP!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Bloody hell you're good
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Your drawing style wins, really.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# He doesn't draw
He visualises then pen and paper/graphics tablet materialise the wonderfulness that you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# ^this x 50
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I would join up instantly
Just to have a swan attached with Velcro to my back as part of my kit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# a swan is better than nunchucks FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Cor!
That is spot on. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# SWWWWWAAAAAAANNNNN!
Oh dear you've beaten the interweb again. Challenge over *goes back to thinking up something puntastic*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# puntasm always outdoes drawage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# This is just too lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# one day you will make something i would not frame.
but not today.
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahahahaha he's got no phone! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# >:(
lol
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# ?:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# %
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# HAHAHA
Look other people have been saying this. You should know by now two mongs don't make a right:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# hahahahahaahhaa!
oh yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Haha bloody hell FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# his head is like a big toe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# The world needs more eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# mmnnnngggg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# That too.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# ME?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I dunno.
Probably Catnippp
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# OH HAI BUDDY ALIEN
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# what a
great game that was
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I don't know why, but...
When the alien taps you on the shoulder, I always thought he said "MY TUMOUR".

: \
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening all..
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# they're just exchanging long protein strands
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# if you can think of a better way
i'd like to hear it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# quiet, kodos!
you'll give the game away!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# This might make you laugh fella
A Greenpeace camera crew wandered into our lovely library accompanied by a scientist from the Institute of Zoology and asked if they could do a short interview about the damage of deep sea dredging. Once cleared with press and my boss, they set up and began doing their thing. At the same time my mate Jane came in and came behind the desk so I could show her some photos of us getting pissed on Friday, and we begin larking around, unaware the camera is facing the front desk, meaning we are subsequently in the background, be it, out of focus. When they left I asked my boss what it was for.

Part of a report delivered to the United Nations, to Heads of State.

*stunned silence*

Before Jane and me roared into laughter. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You and Jane really are a couple of crazy cats :D

TAKE THAT BAN KI-MOON! WE DON'T FUCKING CARE! :D

EDIT: Also, were you wearing your McCain/Palin t-shirt especially for Obama when he sees it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Actually
my tee-shirt advertising my local Japanese restaurant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# i am appalled
you didn't do that bunny ear thing over jane's head.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Got your email mate
sad news indeed, but she's in snow leopard kitty heaven now I guess

but excellent news from you matey! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# :(
That reminds me, have you replaced Bobby yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Not yet
which is slightly incredible given how many gorillas Howlets have got (~72) for example. Perhaps the Western lowland gorilla gene pool has become that rare and the curators are keen to keep it as clean as possible, given off the top of my head that's what our lot are


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Aye, that is what they are ;)
Well I hope the girls are all being well behaved without a dominant male around :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# sad state of affairs
selfishly i was kinda hoping that when the other two got too mean and big to mess with we'd still get to play with her but ....

also, just seen this, aaaaw!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *click*
HA :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I wanna be you.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# This^^^^
I visited him at work a couple of months back and he really has the best job ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# You Tarzan?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Hang on, this ain't Amsterdam
(Sorry, Mediocre, I'm stereotyping again)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Don't worry,
he is in Amersfoort ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Just a tad...
*harumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Oops
I should have realised from your sig.
Jammer
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# maakt niet...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
#


pssst: it's 'broodje' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Ah, well - my mum is *very* old school, and always used to tell me off about that
She's not to be messed with.

Aap noot mies and all..... I don't dare contradict her. If I do, I get the war stories...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Ah, the war stories

There's lots of those around ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Yeah. Sad but true.
*has a serious moment*

I shouldn't berate her. I can't even imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Don't worry
he isn't here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# You can be quiet, too
:-|

Only messing, I went to school there, and I'm not a fan of the place...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# what have i done now? :(
That face only works on Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Oh bless you, I was only messing...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I worked there for about 18 months
don't tell Floppy Donkey, but some parts of it are okay, others just 'meh' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Yeah, it's the 'meh' parts that kinda get me down...
Apart from that lovely bar just down Utrechtseweg.
Now that's a top place.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I AM NOW

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# It wasn't me
It was flowerpot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Let's 'ave 'em...
Biggin' up the Amersfoort massive 'n ting

Oh, you know what I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# A'foort duh ghakstuh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bless you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Was your spidey sense set off?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Yes

and we finished eating
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# *resists making joke about Dutch people, eating and sex*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I just ate a sex
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# AND UP!

AND THEN DOWN AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I seen a version of this on google..
but yours is better :)

edit: oh..this is the one from google :-/
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Oooooh! You're right!
Naughty @man! www.untitledarchive.com/post_images/1665_funny_police.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# psst..
whoever done it, second name is "Mann" :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# It's ok
it's me
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# haha
@man = mann.. I'm a sleuth, like Sherlock Holmes :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Are you Jansen Mann?
www.flickr.com/photos/jansenmann/122154814/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# am I ?
yes
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Well done Mr.Mann
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# He bought a new battery
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Hehe
Anyone see the cartoon in Metro yesterday? There was two people looking at Stephen Hawking, and the caption was "Have they tried turning him off and on again?"

I spent five seconds in abject confusion believing I'd found some kind of paper version of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha
that was in Metro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I saw it too
I think they got a few angry letters over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Ha ha! Ace!
That makes it better still
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Yep. Found a scan:
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Caitlin Moran posted about taht
with the mixed emotions of "wish i'd thought of it, but glad i'm not the poor sod who might get sacked for it"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Ooh they are gonna get slated.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I posted that joke on here yesterday :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Well it was in Metro yesterday.
J'accuse you of plagiarising a free newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Well I didnt say where I got the joke from :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# i dunno
i think the metro's as legitimate a "news"paper as the star or the sport
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I was on an airplane Monday at 7 am
plane was still at the gate, having issues. Mechanic said, "Let's turn off everything and restart."

So they rebooted the plane.

And it fixed the problem.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Haha
I'm gonna try that next time I get ill.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# damn straight he has mo'

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# BOING BOING BOING SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# H aha ha!
I fucking loved that program :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# this^
nothing to do with the way young ladies bottoms wobbled rather attractively as the were bounced around prior to hitting the water.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Well that was fun, but I much prefered
the old people who couldn't even get onto the first pad :D

However, I am still not sure why exactly they had to film it in Argentina.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Yeeee Haaaa!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ONe of these days I WILL win a compo with this pic
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# would, wouldn't, would again
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# not if you keep reposting in a new thread
YOU BIG MONG
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Oh sorry, I was so excited I forgot
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# please pretend it isn't a repost
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# ok, shall I pretend it fits the challenge brief too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# As I said
A week of this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Spam you say?:P


*looks round for TGA*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I'm here, don't worry ;)
at least it's within a stones throw of the date now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha It's like having a TGA duck call!
You could be on the khazi and have a strange urge to run to b3ta. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# You Mig Bong
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Stop being horrible it was a genuine mistake :(
I just love this picture so much.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I wasn't being horrible
I was just saying mig bong, and then wondering what a mig bong would look like
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Nice one Scopey!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Well I clicked "I like this!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# to which post?
We can all say we have clicked "I like this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9385282
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# it's something about the police.
compo it, in a new thread. Oh you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# "New Red Sky crisps. Made with 100% natural ingredients."
Oh that's good, I absolutely hate those supernatural ingredients!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# you big fucking mong
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] unshopped,
and taken on 911.. good to see they were prepared.



Click for bigger (298 kb)


(danstirrup, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Can you read?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# SHENANIGANS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# BLACK BUM SHENANIGANS
IN YOUR EYE
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# omg romophobe!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# *slips on tin foil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# YOU
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# BIG
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# MONG
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Genuine quote from the Letterman show on CBS last night:
"Remember those Somali pirates, those crazy guys that are hijacking boats and stuff?"

Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Fuck Letterman!
Jimmy Kimmel, and Guillermo, FTMFW!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGXr4uOnBrw
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Fox news on tuesday:
"will somali pirate get a fair trial??"

well, fairer than if your lot were in power
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# As if Faux News gives a rat's arse about fair.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# If it's unshopped,
uncompo it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# It's an image challenge
not a mental challenge. ( although it appears to be too tough for many to grasp ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# ouch
Should've drawn a cock on it. Guess subtlety's not my strong point
(danstirrup, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# :D
nice
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Smut car!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# MEEPMARPMEEPMARPMEEPMARP
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS BEING ROBBED, LITTLE POLICE CAR?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# honk honk
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# "dance dance where ever you may be"
for I am the law.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Heheh
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# a thing of beauty :)
hope the bash goes ok this weekend. After your invite to /boarders the other day, I had a look
but sadly not enough time to organise some time off to get down there. I've heard your bashes are legendary in b3ta circles :)
Maybe next bash? I'm only in norfolk.
And give Jude a big hug from me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Yes this both repairs the reputation and encourages me to sign up.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# the police are more irritating
and bigger fucking bloodsuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I've never had my blood sucked by a policeman
I find this information quite startling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Just don't let them get you drunk.
And they often hunt in packs. Beware.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I was in that Lundin today
I literally bumped in to a policeman because I wasn't looking where I was going and had my headphones on. He was very polite and friendly and stuff.
I think people far too often confuse "police" as a giant Borg like conjoined mass, and individual people doing a job - some of whom are cunts, like non-police, and B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# That can't have been a policeman, it must have been a protestor in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I could tell you many fluffy stories of our local police
(and remember, I am in South Africa!) but woe betide anyone who is caught in the act of burglary or violence.
But this ain't the forum for my tales.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# there is a ginger plod whose beat is near my house
i fucking hate him. i wish he was a vampire, i'd feel fully justified in ramming a sharpened chairleg through his milky, blue-white freckly chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Vampire Police?
a new concept!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# better than uniformed cunts
which is what we have right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# One of my old school friends is a policeman.
The fact that he's a cunt is purely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# my cousin's ex applied for the force
he is a cunt of the highest order. they refused to let him in as he's not "emotionally prepared"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# A new compo?
A week of Sting images I hear?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Well
The challenge is supposed to be to salvage their reputation but, well, you know how it goes. People focus on one word and they're away.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Yeah
As I said. 200,000 images of sting this week. Personally I blame you for not suggesting a jaffa cake themed compo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I don't have many good ideas
but now you've mentioned it, it's yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Warm?
Check!

Fuzzy?

Check!

Cute?

Not so much...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I wasn't casting nasturtiums on your post
honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# OK
it was a "Meh" idea anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# .
Photobucket

Dr. Fear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4x3nfNjk5U&feature=player_embedded


.
(Catnipppp, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# You sure it isn't just The Atom in a fancy dress costume
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Why do conspiracy theorists always have such cheap looking websites?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Because of the tinfoil texture they use as the bg image
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# haha. They do though don't they?
lots of huge spinning gifs linking to pages. More colours in 4 inches of text that your decent spectrum could hold and no page is ready for display until most of it is in comic sans BUT every other bold headline is in a different font each time.
It's the same with websites about cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# And more rage inducing than horse websites :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# because they don't put their money where their mouth is...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# nice pic
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# i like his colour combo
but he just doesn't look loveable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Kinda reminds me of The Monarch from The Venture Bros.
Only not as good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# i see what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Fucking hell it's on an American news network, I'm sold.
You don't get more fact per square inch than that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# If it ain't on Fox News
don't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# You have such a lovely way with words in your gaz messages.
and have confirmed only what I believed to begin with. A shame really.

oh, some research for you: contrailscience.com/
Sorry, it's a well presented website citing factual information and reasoned argument. I did try to sex it up a bit to fit a loose fitting theory, but hey ho.
You may also be interested in: cimss.ssec.wisc.edu/wxwise/contrail.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Interesting.
Although I must point out that even national news stories are often arse.
Nice picture.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Much as your 'shopping skills are great
I'm really pissed off that people who have put in an effort to be fluffy and post images that make people smile are getting pushed down the board for another fucking conspiracy link. Find somewhere else to push your propaganda I'm absolutely sick of it!

I really don't know why I waste my time in Photoshop as this twunt gets more replies than anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# ^this
in vast abundance
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# and brass knobs
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# His pic is ggreat and deserves to be here as much as yours or anybody elses's does
I have no idea what the youtube link is, I doubt many people clicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# It's worth it just for the comments.
"The problem is most people dont look up at the sky anymore"
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# His image is just a lead in for his links
and I reject that he has a much right to post as anybody else. I don't post images with an ulterior motive to push some propaganda or other and the majority of people here do not have ulterior motive other than to promote their arts - not their ideals.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# He does have as much right as anyone, he's not broken any rules as far as I know.
You can always ignore him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# It's not the rules I care about
it's just that he's such an unfluffy cunt who is a one-trick pony. Nevermind I've had enough for one day! Let him hog the board.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Yeah, I know lots of people don't enjoy it.
I quite like the occasional conspiracy theory myself though.
It seems like exactly the kind of thing the ignore button was designed for.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# My ignoring him won't make him go away
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I've ignored people in the past.
Trust me, it does a very effective job.
He'll always be somewhere on the internet, but not on your screen.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# tell dave that's good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bah. If I hadn't someone else would have.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I'm sure they still will
repeatedly
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Yep.
Maybe if people started to really slate this post it would put the rest off the idea!
It could make for a more entertaining and less obvious compo.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Don't count on either of those things
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# looks more like Wang Chung there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9385282
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] This will get the kind of recruits The Met needs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahah
good for people with tit shaped heads
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# a big hat that looks like an elongated boob :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# It's got a boob inside
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# boob in a boob, what madness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Here
Have some pandapups....

(found original image on icanhascheezburger, so probably bindun)
(Erythrocyte, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thass luvvlee
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i like to play the bongos in the morning
i like to play the bongos in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# but can it be tiled?
nice
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Are they being trained to find land mines?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Yes. By the power of waving.
"Coo-eee"
"Oh hello....I mean shit!"
"There's one, the little exploding cunt!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Oh Hai Pandas!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# lies!
everybody knows pandas refuse to shag!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Not
at that age anyway...
(Erythrocyte, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# if we start them early
they'll know what to do when they reach breeding age
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Professional
Shagpandas!
(Erythrocyte, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea of one of my first ever posts

(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Firstly, pearoasting in a new thread is wrong.
Secondly, your picture does not fit the compo brief.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9385282
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Surprise, surprise.
People don't fucking read.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# They usually
wait for a couple of entries to have the challenge icon then invent a challenge to suit whatever old shit they posted ages ago and was ignored based on what they perceive the common theme to be.
This week it will be policemen as last week was kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
I wish I'd read that before posting above^^
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# hahahaha
you failed the challenge
you big mong

*do you like my new "to the point" reply? it comments on people's inability to understand the concept of a challenge, undermines their attempt at cheap humour AND uses a great B3ta standard "the mong"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I for one love this new economical posting!
I am sure it will help Global Warming no end :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It's the only way they learn.
Unless they are simple in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Some people might learn by being given a patient explanation of what they've done wrong.
Rather than being dubbed disabled.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# When people are told repeatedly
not to repost images in new threads as well this poster knows then I suspect that humiliation is the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# you big mong
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Top replication
I utterly endorse this :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# You big mong.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
please gifted man of lemons, can you draw for me a big mong? :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# *sits and waits with glee*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# You mong big
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# biggity biggity mong
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Big mong me
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# and so it was
that YOU BIG MONG went down in history as the standard response to entries that do not fit the challenge brief
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# YOU MIG BONG
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# welding bongs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Buy big bongs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Hi B3ta.
I was robbed at hatchet point this morning.

/QUICKTELLTHEINTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I was robbed at crochet point this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Someone
pointed at my crotch this morning
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# FUCK!
Those needles are terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Sorry, I just logged onto facebook and realised you were serious.
WTF?!?! Where did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Outside the George pub in Leeds.
Crazy Chinese dude and large bearded bouncery looking guy. Took my phone while at the bar, got us chucked out trying to get it back. Pulled a hatchet from a nearby hedge, waves it in my face and gets in a taxi round the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# OH noes :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I assume you have called the fuzz?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Yeah, there was a police station
AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER. What the hell you crazy chinese axe-man :(:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# To be honest with you,
if I was an axe wielding crazy chinese man, I wouldn't be bothered by a few policemen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# True.
I am just glad to still have all my bits attached. Fuck the phone. Im more bothered that I have to go about getting everyones numbers again.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# At least I now know who you are on facebookz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# although looking in your profile, would have told me that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# ROBBED?
WHAT DID THEY STEAL?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# My phone and a small lump of pride :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I never liked leeds.... too many people running around robbing people
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Its ok, me and my mate had a good lol about it walking back high out of our minds on adrenaline.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# BUT YOU COULDNT PHONE ANYONE LOLOLOL!!!
Wait, that was mean.... I take it back
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# thats why i only have £5 in my pockets
nothing else to steal from me
that sucks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Plagiarism!
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I will be so happy when this happens :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# agreed
:D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# even more so if they keep on going down :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I KNEW i'd seen this weeks compo before!
b3ta.com/challenge/police/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Well no, the brief is different
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# shop the police...
same thing
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# yes, they got washed this time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] pea-roast..
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# *hums imperial march*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# i'd sign up..
..for a ride in an AT-ST.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Jurassic Park!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SHOP THE POLICE


As the British Police Force comes under fire, your task is to produce images to help them out, to repair their damaged reputation and to encourage new recruits.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# woop woop its da sound of da polis
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# ...no
NOT AGAIN!
b3ta.com/challenge/police/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I remember it like yesterday
*wipes tears from cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# i remember when b3ta was nothing but fields
...before they had the site revamp
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Computer police games shop?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I'd like a computer police game please
wrapped with plenty of salt and vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# That'll be 3 pounds please
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I've only got coppers
is that OK?

haaarrrharararahhhahahahahararara
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] oh. how about this then

pea pea pea pea pea pea pea pea pea pea pea pea
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Compo that up there ^^^ (I can't be arsed to edit)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# No not that one, the copper joke
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hmmm a text compo entry
its a sure fire winner
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# :(
Just do it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# pffffft
christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "let's clean up this town"...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Well I suppose b3ta is a game. On the computer.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# How do you earn XP on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# bring me the corpses of ten newbies
reward item: Naziclubber - +15 damage to nazis, 2% chance per hit of becoming a nazi yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# That's gotta be worth, like,
5XP each?

2%? I like those odds. I'm equipping the fuck out of that right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# You encounter a flashing image
Roll for adblock: Fail
A flashing image critically hits you for 10,000 damage
You collapse
A newbie is looting your corpse!
A newbie is looting your corpse!
A newbie is looting your corpse!
A newbie is looting your corpse!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# forgot to save
FUCK FUCK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I think it's your ratio of FPs to posts.
You're doing pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# It can't be that...
there are plenty of people on here with less FPs who should have way higher XP than me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Maybe it's posts divided by worthless posts to the power of months since registered
I dunno, I'm not being paid enough to work this out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# *Cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Reach 50000 posts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# That would encourage people to post bullshit though,
just endlessly banging on about stuff that doesn't matter. Instead of the rich and enlightening dialogue we're sharing right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# For use of your Insight skill, you gain 5 XP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Achievement unlocked
*sensible post*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# VIDEO GAMES THE POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Is it tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# It's always Tuesday on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I don't want it to be Tuesday, why can't it be Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
#
There's no more Fridays on B3ta since The Goat was banned from /links
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# this could be interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo pea tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# So it's compo anything police related, awaits sting posts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# * reads compo challenge a bit more closely
* agrees

Consider me placed under citizen's arrest.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# if we kill the police it encourages new recruits
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Like a Hydra.
Sneaky fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it.
Computer games what?
I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# fu fu fu fu fu fu fu .....
i got nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: COMPUTER GAMES: SHOP THE POLICE

This is meaningless now it has been corrected, but I like this cat so I am leaving it here.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Haha
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Can't claim credit
the gif is McBadger's I think
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# :D
yays
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Yay, I like this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# i can't decide if this works or not
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# It does.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# It's cool. I'm not sure what's going on
But it's got to be better than the post below.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# i thought "hmm, is it too early to post experimental doobries?"
then i saw your noisy mayhem and thought "yeeeahh"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# house house house house house
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# No, it's Lupus.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# It's never lupus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# It's always lupus
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# apart from the time it was lupus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# and the other time it was lupus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Apart from those times it was....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Some sort of fractal housing?

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# it'd be a bugger to clean
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I'm still cleaning my mandelbrot set terrace house
every time I clean a bit more there's a another nook and cranky to clean.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# *epic spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# it takes forever to clean my koch
snowflake
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i had a dream about spacefish the other night...
...how weird is that?... i don't even know the guy!... :/

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# the other night, as i was dozing off, i had a strange sense that someone had dialed in to my brain
perhaps it was YOU
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# i can't even remember the dream...
...but i think it had something to do with your work on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Get a room you two!
*Makes Daily Mail type grunts
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# a room for what?...
...will there be hookers there?... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# it was successful in making my eyes feels crossed
i don't mind tho, i like spack
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Stare into the noise
The truth is in there
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I'm a what? D:
Edit: Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Never mind
It was a Catnipppp related "gag".
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Is it a ball gag?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# *brings out the gimp*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# the quo?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Bell end, is it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I see a galloping horse?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# teh fear?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# The Quo Virus?
Or bad tv reception on Channel 5 scandalgate!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# snow crash!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# yikes!...
...i see dead people!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Oh shit.... it's goatse isnt it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Stand back
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)

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