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Q-day 2009 @ Amsterdam
SHE COMES!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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I'd try to make her come
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:14,
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but she's your mum
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:18,
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Holy Shit
ITs Hulk Hogan!
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DJTheBaron ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:22,
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chess
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:04,
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hehehe, nice :)
actually, that's worth sticking on a T Shirt
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:05,
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ta :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:09,
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MOVE DIAGONALLY
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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omg noob there are literally no chess pieces that can do that
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gravytrain ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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chess?
I thought it was Snakes & Ladders
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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now that's a game
landing on the big long snake from 86 or wherever as a five year old is your first inkling that life isn't the garden of roses you had initally thought that is if you weren't already being abused by your uncle
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gravytrain ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:10,
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your first point was so sweet
the second point so full of darkness
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:11,
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Hahah ace!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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holy shit this is awesome!
:D *clicks
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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Hahaha
Like it like it
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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hehehe
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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Haha baton charge to rook 4
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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Hahahaha...
ACE!! *Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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very good
check mate by heart attack
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gravytrain ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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Haha
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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hahahhahahah! brill :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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Wonderful stuff, Prodge
*clicks*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:09,
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happy b3taday!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:16,
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Thank you!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:24,
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king's pawn
to truncheon 5
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:09,
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Nice idea.
*click*
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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:09,
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WRONG! WRONGWRONGWRONG!
it wasn't shit! C]:0D Woo!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:10,
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Brilliant
Now do one with mounted section.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:10,
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"You're getting all grouchy, time for your afternoon nap, I think...."
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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heheheh
Want one. click
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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Ta!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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:D awwwwwww
*hug*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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:D
Hello Lovely!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:01,
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CAYKE!!!
woo.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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Thanks Ghostie!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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haha
aww, aint he adorable
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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He just needs burping, I think...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:03,
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You've put it back!!
I saw you...... ;) Woo. Happy B3taday Sah.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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Dunno what your talking about, mate....
;-) Edit - and thanks!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:01,
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did you shop her nose or is that it normally? christ it would make for a grand entrance.
And I had an afternoon nap today :)
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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The nose is all her own (or rather her parents) work...
nothing to do with me. :D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:03,
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Hahah, bless!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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:)
I need to borrow a big hug from you, young lady...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:04,
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*big hugs*
It's all yours!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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yaaays!
happy candleday
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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Thank you!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:04,
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you can tell
he's going to put up a fight
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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;-)
put up a fight have her arm off in one go...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:05,
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she loves it rough, the slag!
happy burny cakeday!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:08,
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Happy b3ta day!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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Cheers Barbs!
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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Aaah :)
Happy day of burny wax and wick! *offers cayke and smooshes*
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:01,
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Thank you, lovely!
*accepts all* :D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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Hahaha nice :D
Oh and happy happy
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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Oh dear, this isn't likely to end well
I like that :D
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:05,
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Thank you very much!
great pic, too!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:11,
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Happy candle day!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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Fank you, sir!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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My word you're attentive to your repliers...
Edit although you do seem to have omitted frogbeat up ^ there
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:08,
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It's only polite...
Edit: Eh? EditEdit: My bad, all sorted now.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:10,
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That's got it.
Hats off to your fine netiquette :) Courtesy costs nothing - if more people were aware of that we wouldn't be in the state we're in.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:13,
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*bows*
Thank you, sir.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:16,
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awwww, now i really want one of those!
top 'shop, sir!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:03,
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Most kind, sir
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:08,
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would would and congratulations
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:04,
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:D
Cheers!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:08,
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He'll have yer 'and orf!
I shall toast your b3ta day tonight sir with a glass of Netto's finest white wine! *Clicks*
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:08,
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Thanks, Ninj!
Check out Majestic, if you have one near you - they've got Vino Verde back in stock, it's laaaaaaavley!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:13,
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Ooh ta!
I'll have a looky looky...
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:18,
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Sorry - But I have to share these...
A friend visited recently and whilst her little girl was on facebook I spotted some pictures of her school friends that I just HAD to share... I give you the Nottingham Bloodz!
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ashurek ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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werd
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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excel
.......powerpoint
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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LaTeX
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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you just HAD to
maybe you HAD just post into an existing thread instead, although I do share your amusement
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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YOU BIG MONG
This is not right
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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YAY!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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YES!!!!!
\o/
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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HAPAPPAPPAPAPAPPAPAPPY B3TA DAY!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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Thank you, sir!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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Indeed. I reiterate his statement
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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very kind - thank you
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:18,
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:D:D
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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Nottingham's full of proles.
Fancy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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I feel moved to try and defend my city
but to be honest this is what its mostly like
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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Well aware :D
my Grandparents live in Mickleover, they used to take me there shopping sometimes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:01,
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:o
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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If you're in Nottingham then you have no excuse to not make the Derby bash
Notes have been made
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:01,
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I'm agoraphobic
and its in Derby
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:09,
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thanks.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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that's nice, dear
*gets pictures* *sticks them on the fridge*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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SAFE AS FUCK
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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You've been here how long?
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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6 years, 2 months and 19 days
/i know EVERYTHING
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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:)
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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These are shit photos
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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thug-a-licious
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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TOABOFT?
Text over a bunch of fucking twats?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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Come on Eileen
Toora loora toora loo rye aye
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fuscous ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:05,
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newsletter subject line compo
don't be a dummy make us a funny
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rob ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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Police release me, let me go!
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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rimming you like a waterproof seal
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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Crosswords depress me . . . I get 2 down
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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I've just got one remaining on my crossword to complete it
Postmans bag?/waits for someone to ask how many letters
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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How many letters?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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Hundreds
LOL!
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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Hahahahaha fuck!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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Jade Goody The Musical - Only 25 Minutes Long!
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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YOU ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE GUIDELINES OF THE COMPO
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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:)
you mong
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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NO YOU'RE THE MONG, MONG!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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YBM
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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ok what is this you big mong thing? why is everyone saying it all of a sudden?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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it's entirely to insult you
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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Don't you know?
It's the latest craze, you big mong!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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I was pondering the origin of this new cultural phenomon
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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you big mong
Ohh I thought it was You Bum Men!
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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well when aimed at you it means that
YBMYBM
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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because everybody here is childish
and doesn't realise the damage that name calling can actually do
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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Sticks and stones will break my bones
but names will never hur... YOU BIG MONG! *cries*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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haha you fucking cabbage
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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Don't you know about the bird?!
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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will i be cool if I say you big mong all the time?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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It's not *that* effective
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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Hahahaha!
You bastard! Now I have to go and do some work to cover up my B3ta browsing
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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:(
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:01,
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haha
we luvs ya kebby
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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in your face, bitch.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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this is a statement making light of a topical news item
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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how about those clowns in the government?
what are they like?
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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oh, that government!
*comedy trumpet music*
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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it's got some 'SPLAININ' to dooo...
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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running weekly competitions for big mongs
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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L Ron Hubbard stuck in Elrond's cupboard
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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EVERYBODY IN LONDON HAS HAYFEVER: FACT
that is true
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white, ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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i've got it
i'm not even in london
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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Then you are in only one circle of the Venn diagram
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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damn you, Venn!
you and your diagrams! *sneezes*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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YOU'RE NOT READING THIS NEWSLETTER RIGHT - YOU BIG MONG
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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now with added SPITERAPE
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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heads and kneecaps..truncheon blows..truncheon blows
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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haha, oh my!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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YES!!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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Hahahaha!
groin and eyes and mouth and nose gleeeee!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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This one
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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hahah
I WASN'T DOIN NUTTHIN OFFICER
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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Derek!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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Man he had the sides!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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yay Derek!!! :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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woo!
love up pompeii
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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Hahahahaha
:D
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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DAVE'S POSTED 75000 TIMES. WILL HE EVER STOP?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!
FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDRENS
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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you big mong
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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JADE TO WIN BRITAINS GOT TALENT
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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I am thinking of joining the police, my friends say I am the ideal candidate, I think they think I am a cunt.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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who wants to be the king and queen of cheese?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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Me!
I'd be the queen of cheese please. But who will be my king?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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larry lackapants
or possibly lance sackless
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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THE B3TA NEWSLETTER NUMBER 375
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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that's just silly
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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^ this
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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hello grunty
happy b3taday that is all
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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hello nibus
ta :D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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Happy Wax Stick With Wick Day!
:P
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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Cheers!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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'lo sah!
Nice candle, come here often? etc.
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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Waaaay too much...
*mwah* Thanks!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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My best friend is coming over tonight (and bringing his new boyfriend for my approval)
and I'm going to show my love for him by celebrating the anniversary of his birth with the presentation of sharp implements :D
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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your best friend, or your hero?
or your hero?C]:0D
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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You're coming over too?!
WOO HOO *gets baking*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:04,
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as soon as we're invited!
\\o/
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:08,
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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*ahem*
Well, that's lovely... Ta, chap!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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DING DONG CANDLE DAY
congrats!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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Thanks, Mr Cre!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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not another one bursting into flames!
don't worry, you're one of the ones i actually would pee on to put the flames out ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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coming soon to a divorce hearing near you
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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My right little toe is sore.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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silly k3b/-\b
toes is not butt plug
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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Unfortunately I can't reach my arse with my toes.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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you've tried then
*badumtish*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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PROVIDING STIMULUS TO DARLINGS RED BOX SINCE 2001
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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I made a cake named Dave
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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in ur budget, spendin ur monies
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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You have the right to remain dead
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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Drop it
Dead or Dead you're coming with me.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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Pffft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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The extra 10% that you'll never earn.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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reach all the way round and then give it a little tug, that's it.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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its just one big super party time!
*ALSO- AT LEAST PHOTOSHOP SUMMAT! RA RA RA!
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halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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due to budget cutbacks, we are now a pamphlet
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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CROCUS PASTE SINKS TIRPITZ
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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lolwtf?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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I JUST LIKE TYPING IN CAPITALS!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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There was a fairy, his name was 'Nuff'...'Fairy Nuff'
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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GROIN ITCH: THE NEW BLACK
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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i'm feeling sexier by the minute.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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i'm sexy
you're not feeling me, are you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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not feeling anyone. people are missing out.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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definitely
i shall be feeling spaniards in 3 weeks!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:04,
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responsible for the national attention defecit
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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Sewing the Seeds of Fluff
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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This is the b3ta newsletter. Laugh, or you will be beaten.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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MR DARLING IS CONSTIPATED - HE CANNOT BUDGET
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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This innocent middle-aged bystander won't be protesting anymore... IN THE MORGUE!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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AN EXTRA 1P ON A PINT. THEN WHY'S MY LOCAL PUT IT UP 45P?
CUNTS
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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the answer is in the last word
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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Hi, I'm Sheriff John Bunnell and welcome to the Met's Wildest Fail Videos
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:04,
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^ this!
THIS!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:17,
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SPECIAL OFFER
Trade in your 10 year old newsletter for a £2000 discount on a new one
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:25,
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Like Susan Boyle without the voice
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26,
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...
:)
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:31,
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Contails Mild Peril
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darlo_russ ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:41,
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new saucer taking shape
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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How does the cup balance on it?
haha! Mind my piss!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:45,
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*triple mindpiss*
We're going to need a lot of bounty plenty
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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Epic pissage!
Well done sir!
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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You'll never get your cup to sit flat on that!
woo!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:45,
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But where does the cup go?!
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:45,
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silly buggers
ITS A FLYIN SAUCER ! *belms*
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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So
WHERE'S THE FLYING CUP? Who's going to pilot the saucer you crazy, mad, fool?!
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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where do you put the milk?
woo!
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halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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how did you make it?
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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mainly perspex so far
with a bit of filler
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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oooOOOOOoooo!
This is nice, very Jetsons.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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How does the cup . . .
never mind! WOO!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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sweeet
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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BOOTIFUL!
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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1 saucer, 0 cup?
it'll never work
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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*jawdroppage*
excellent
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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...
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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:D
she's purrdy
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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You are a star! Brilliant stuff!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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hahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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Thanks Barbie!
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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i don't know art, but i know what i like.
this, however, gives me the sweating fear-shits.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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There's a whole image challenge now starting on her on another photoshopping site :)
could be fun :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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That's a neato!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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FN?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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yup :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:41,
archived )
?
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:43,
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Fuck Nuggets?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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what's FN?
ning ;)
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:45,
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Fanny Noises
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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You fucked her neck up a treat :)
fucked up as in made it fat and double. Not as in crap.. click.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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Thanks Waxie!
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:42,
archived )
I read that as
"you fucked her up the neck". Dear god.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:43,
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i read that as
"you fucked her", "up the neck dear god"
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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Hahaha wow
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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cor
nicely done
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gravytrain ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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Ta!
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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Aw!
That's lovely
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:41,
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No...
...you're lovely :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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Obviously
But so's this ;D
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:43,
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Aceness.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:41,
archived )
Oh marvellous!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:43,
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Mona looks chavvy wiht the bleached hair!!
Woo
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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Back atchya Stan!
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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haha, nice :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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*joins the police for free cake!*
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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Well, I like it!
Cake is good.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:42,
archived )
With apologies to Fougasse..
Small edit
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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this is really good
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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HE'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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indeed :)
gives me an idea..might be shite though
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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*holds breath*
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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*cups balls*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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*tweaks nips*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:39,
archived )
*jabs starfish*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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*arrives*
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:41,
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*gets delayed*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:43,
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2 balls, 1 cup?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:41,
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cup in a ball!
would your balls fit in 1 cup?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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excellent work!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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he definately tripped on his laces
I know cos a copper told me, and you can't beat a special like an old time copper
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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TJ
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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note to self in next life
more balloons are needed before jumping off the bridge
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gravytrain ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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this can only be a good thing
i fucking hate clowns
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:45,
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Happy Toast hates you
I think this is great
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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He's got a point
"help them out, to repair their damaged reputation and to encourage new recruits." The pic doesn't do that. It points out what cunts they are whilst removing their legs below the knee. That said - it is rather good - click.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:35,
archived )
do I?
I thought I just thought he was a big mong
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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:O
To Hull with you, you naughty man. Over my knee n'all.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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Nicely!
He does look rather shifty with his hands in his pockets.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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I kinda don't get this.
??
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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It's Archie's
just click 'I like this'
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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Hehe.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:39,
archived )
good stuff
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gravytrain ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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hahaha excellent
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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Heh heh heh.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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hahahahhaha!
TO HULL WITH YA!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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LOL
top drawing!
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:41,
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That...
...be a *click* from me sir! :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:43,
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sad
but true.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:45,
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Nicely..
clicks
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beaubodor blogless ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:01,
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lovely!
SO good I actually slid out of lurk mode to say it!
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EasyCheese ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:44,
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this is outstanding
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:56,
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bindun?
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whowotme nipple clamps ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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probably not
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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Wouldn't have thought so
But still LOL-worthy
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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Millions of times
Oh. I mean no.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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not as well as this
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gravytrain ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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Pfft
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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I'm not knocking it, I just don't get it.
Then again I tend to stay out of mainstream culture.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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you piss in the main stream
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gravytrain ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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thats ok
as long as you don't drink from it
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whowotme nipple clamps ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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I heard it was crispy in the mainstream.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:31,
archived )
The world needs people like you.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:33,
archived )
but never cross my streams.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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its to do with coronation street I think.
or Eldorado. One of those BBC soaps that are on the telly everyday.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:30,
archived )
I would like to join your movement
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:34,
archived )
nutter!
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:29,
archived )
pie
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:34,
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glorious
now I want pie!
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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black spaghetti pie!!
(
fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:40,
archived )
Not seen it dun
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:30,
archived )
Morning all.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:18,
archived )
sim sim salabim!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20,
archived )
Eh?
Johnny Quest?
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21,
archived )
Send me back my etch-a-sketch!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21,
archived )
BLOODHOUND GANG FTW.
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The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:26,
archived )
yes
he was a tit.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:29,
archived )
You're not wrong there
WOO! HIGH FIVE!!
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:31,
archived )
nothing beats i am weasel
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:34,
archived )
ah, the frustrated anger market
huge market, lots of people feeling that anger right now, very big dollar market
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gravytrain ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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not so sure about anger
but frustration? hell, yes.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:30,
archived )
insolt islamiiii?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20,
archived )
Salty salami!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:24,
archived )
Baba-di-boopi?!
edit : reference was a bit obscure -www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:27,
archived )
Um Bungo?
they drink it in the Congo.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:30,
archived )
Just because you have a moustasche
doens't mean you can speak Italian Edit: I got it! :D
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Joliet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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rofl compo relevance
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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if this doesn't win
I'll eat my lunch
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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pfft
(
fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:33,
archived )
*burp*
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:39,
archived )
I YAM THE LAAAAAAW.....
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rogue pieman ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:54,
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You made this,
you think it should win the compo? ;)
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..wil ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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fuck it, why not, the number of entries that are actually pro the police is tiny
it was anything goes by the third entry I think Lets stop calling it a challenge, "random image post" might be better
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:06,
archived )
that will do me.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:08,
archived )
It's a one word image challenge isn't it.
I know there are more words... but only one matters to most...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:09,
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"Anything vaguely related to the challenge subject compo"
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:10,
archived )
Stick a police helmet/sign
on any other photoshop you or anyone else has ever done?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:11,
archived )
'anything goes by the third entry'
is a fine philosophy
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:13,
archived )
Since when did anyone really follow the guidelines?
if it's not following guidelines it's 'pearoast for the compo' I think we should be thankful that the challenge brief didn't mention the word 'movie'
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:14,
archived )
Every few months I just get fed up with people pointlessly entering the challenge
It's a challenge, the clue is in the title, challenge yourself to come up with something that fits the brief. It's not compulsory, you don't have to do something, don't panic and post something shit just to not feel left out. And if you want to do something left field or the opposite to the challenge, fine, do it, it'll be funny like normal B3ta stuff, just don't enter it in to the challenge. YOU BIG MONG.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:17,
archived )
Yay, this ^
I go for months without posting anything in a challenge.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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the challenges last too long
a whole week means a lot of shit thrown at the board and everyone gets bored of the same gags over and over. It should just be 'Challenge Friday' or something.
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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I like this idea
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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I thought thursday to sunday was a good compromise
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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If you don't like a picture
dont worry, another one comes along in a min. I don't like the endless kittens/fruit/misc with human teeth slapped on them which then get awarded FP for no good reason. There is loads of tosh posted. Ya got to dig to get to the gold.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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I'm not criticising the quality of the pictures
just the pointless entering in to a challenge like a BIG MONG
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:23,
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Its nice that you still care about the compo.
It's all main board to me. sometimes I'll have a look to see what it is. It's just a week of bandwagon.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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how dare you
most of my fps have been fruit based :)
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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Interesting angle with the human teeth though
worth a go I think.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:34,
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yeah I agree, I said this at the time when everyone was whining about caricatures.
One argument was 'too exclusive not everyone can draw' clearly the challenge was too challenging :S
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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YBM
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Shlvng ,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:00,
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Got me FP'd so it's OK with me :D
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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Congrats!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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5 and a half years without so much as a sniff, then 2 in the space of a month :D
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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Don't try to understand it
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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I think it was after I started following cr3 on twitter...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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You're in the FP clique now ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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Bah!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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personally I would say your good shopping skills got you an FP
not the fact that it was entered in to the challenge. But you could argue that yours is a ay of getting new recruits, if Lightsabres were standard issue, I'd sign up.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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Shopping skills lol
right down to the the way the lightsaber seamlessly disappears behind the other copper's face :) But hey I'll take any compliments I get - cheers :) I tend to regard compo descriptors more as guidance rather than hard and fast. It just gives me a bit of fodder if I'm having a slow work day and feel like turning my hand to something...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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which is good, inspiration is great
but if the result doesn't fit, why do some people still enter it in the challenge?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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It's also casts a shadow
BUT - fuckit. It's still a good one.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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Why the fuck are people saying he's got 3 hands?
idiots! It's clearly the victim's hand.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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i dont get why the challenges are anything other than a single word/phrase
just "Police" or "Animals" or "MATT DAMON"
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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because then they wouldn't be challenging?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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"MATT DAMON" would be particularly unchallenging.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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This took me more than 5mins I'll have you know.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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Fair enough. That does indeed fit the "MATT DAMON" brief :)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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oh, you're asking for a CHALLEEEENNNNNGGEE?!
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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*starts glowing* *jumps into the air with movement lines*
:D
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:34,
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but it gives you a greater scope to work with
one word challenges are far better
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:23,
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and at the very least, one word challenges have less people complaining about images not fitting the challenge brief :D
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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I'm not knocking one word challenges
just saying they aren't very challenging. If they wanted to call it the weekly theme, then it would make sense. At the moment its like B3ta is a school for special children who are all winners.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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semantics, then. you don't like something being called a challenge when it isn't.
people used to/still do call it a compo. competitions don't have to be challenging. just call it a compo and all is well
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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or a theme, bandwagon whatever
I just hate how it makes it seem like B3ta is full of retards, "draw the police in a positive light - mnnnnng they're wankers lol" *clicks challenge entry button*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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,,.but b3ta IS full of retards
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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BIGMONGS
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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buh?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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people generally are stupid and lazy, man. in the entire world, not just b3ta.
once you accept that instead of worrying about it the world becomes a much calmer, more laidback place :D
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Shada ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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calmer and more laidback maybe
but stupid and lazy also means its a shitter place.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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fuck the police
/straight from the underground
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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Young n____a got it bad cuz I'm brown
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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'ningles
Yeah but it's a tough challange. TO make the police look good. I got close but Photoshop actually disappeared in a paradoxical cadence. At least sting hasn't featured as much as I thought he would.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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Yes. Yes I do ;-D
If one looks in the FAQs
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rogue pieman ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:34,
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Whose work is this?
apart from the helmets obviously . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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there is no such thing as an ogtrotter
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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*splutters*
Whatchoo mean!? didn't you get my second Gaz my pc's acting up
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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mr. horrible's
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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Mr Horrible
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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Why do I get the feeling I've seen this before?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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Not again!!!!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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Again again
To be repeated on Dave more times than Top Gear
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rogue pieman ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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I don't think it's that much.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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they can repeat it all they like
i fucking love top gear, me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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Double This^ with extra Top Gear.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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they're repeating the veyron/plane race today
i may have to watch it. again.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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haha
GRRR! GRRRRRRR!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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O HAI MR HORRIBLE
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:04,
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'Ning /board
No Comprende
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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Everything seems to be in order.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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hulk hogan is a cunt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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He's not that attractive.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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true
that moustache of his looks worse than most pubes, too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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hello horrible :)
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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hell yeah
get me a pen I'm signing up
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whowotme nipple clamps ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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looks fun.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:42,
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Jimbolols!
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Wheatabeat The hoi polloi ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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Watermark
So... are you Waxd Art, or Wax Dart?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:50,
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either
started off as Wax Dart - now I'm going for more the Art bit. as in WaxdArt. I'm lucky that teh bad spellings and teh grammers doesn't hurt me like it does others, so I get to slap it on how I like.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:58,
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Over on QotW...
... Pooflake rides the ambiguity between "flake of poo" and "lake of poofs". *click* for the image, btw.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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I wouldnt be able to make that decision every morning
Do i feel like a dried bit of poo or a gay lake? I think it'd drive me mad if I tried to crowbar my persona into one or the other on a daily basis.
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:04,
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HEE HEE
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:58,
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PROTEST!
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:05,
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Have it!
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Ninj ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:36,
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surely for the Wii.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:42,
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Baron who?
;)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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He's got a really gay truncheon!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:44,
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And no teeth!
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Wheatabeat The hoi polloi ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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For some reason they all seem to pull that face
It must be something in the training
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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Looks like Paul Kaye to me...
Then again, most people do...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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I would play that game
Level 1: Beat the eco-warrior GO!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:52,
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o hai popular copper
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:05,
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:)
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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Chuckle!
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..wil ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:34,
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no way!
ya bastard! LOL!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:35,
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I was by no means the first!
One of them things...
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..wil ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:37,
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To wit, to woo!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:51,
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needs more gay moustaches
woo yay!
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:35,
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'ning Dave
yes I'm back and racing you to 100k
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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Oooh! I shoulda worn this hat this week
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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haha.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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hahaha, chuckle brothers are awesome
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:07,
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Michael Chertoff?
Shirt off?
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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hahahahaha fook me thats good.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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Bring on the water cannons!
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Ian Woosnam ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:32,
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BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:34,
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BRING ON THE DANCING HORSES!
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:38,
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BRING ON THE BROWN STUFF
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:06,
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HAHAHAR!....
...TRUMPETS! /Matt Berry has an odd cameo in the new series of the sarah silverman programme, as does Rich fulcher to anyone who's interested.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:47,
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I am a fan of Matt Berry...
Not so much Sarah Silverman...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:48,
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really?
i think you should give the sitcom another go, it's much better than her stand up.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:50,
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I may consider it...
I only caught a bit of one episode while on holiday in the US... Maybe it just takes time to adjust...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:56,
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it's much more like a british comedy sitcom like Black Books or The Mighty Boosh
than a dreary safe american one like Friends or New Adventures of Old Christine, much moreso than you'd expect it to be from any promos advertising the show. I think this is because most of the show is offensive to someone so they only show the really boring bits in the ads.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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This persuades me to give it another crack of the whip...
*notes on list*
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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and it's really easy to get hold of on bittorent right now.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:07,
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I don't know what you're talking about...
*eyes dart around shiftily*
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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shhh
swedsh judge will get you
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:09,
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Bjorn and Benny will never find me!
the other two are more than welcome to however...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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they probably look like your nan by now
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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Plod claims Wiggum did it as new photo evidence emerges!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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he must've stolen donuts
there's a confectionary crime wave this morning
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:36,
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Scarily there is a copper
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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:28,
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Nice
I think I would've flipped the source to have the face pointing in the right direction.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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i tried that but
the scar was on the wrong side
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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:31,
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perfectionist!
:D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:34,
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so flip the police image?
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:35,
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oooo
I could of flipped the cap (dam I wont sleep now)
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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:42,
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could have also altered the cheeks
just swapped then over - Or drawn out and in a new scar.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:46,
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sorted
Ive flipped the hat and spelt mentalist right
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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:55,
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I didn't see the spelling error
spell it how you like. fuck'em mentalist I am.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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its hard
being dyslexic on here :)
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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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the the words would have been around the wrong way.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:43,
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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I'm a menatalist too
I collect men
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:32,
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I keep mine
under the floorboards they never leave ;)
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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore. ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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I keep mine mounted in a scrapbook
I have a very rare one from the 1400s, worth a mint
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:37,
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hah!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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AHAHAHA........
HAHAHAHA.
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HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt* ,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:48,
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