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# nearly done


Click for bigger (71 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# holy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Cor, nice one.
I do like your crafts.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I hope you have a young son or nephew
that would appreciate that in person cos it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hot diggity dog
that one hellva model - why am I talking like this?

Top modelling amoebaboy *clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I don't know, so you'd better 23 skidoo.
*does funky 20s dance*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I'd rather Rock Lobster
*does Dr Zoiberg impression and scuttles around singing Rock Lobster*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Dammit I need more slang dictionaries, I'm already out of decent phrases for run away.
I could swear I had an oil riggers dictionary around here somewhere....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I like watching 50's American films and hearing expressions like
"Gee willikers" "Jumping Jehosephats" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Holy frijoles!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Golly gee whiz!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# well bless my soul...
...daddy-o!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# That's a whole lotta spondulicks!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I have no idea why but you have just reminded me
of a game I have to install.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stubbs_the_Zombie
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Holy Moly
this dame's a firecracker!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# lawks a mussy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# WHy you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# does the rock lobster
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqKRGW6_rw&feature=channel_page
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# *imagines*
I think I might need some tissues.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# lovely
I hope you'll put all of these into a stop-frame animation at some point
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i may do a bit with this one
i have to build some sort of camera rig for it
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# damn, so you are capable of it.
i was about to say "send them my way so i can make a badass animation with it"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# did you check out that stopmo site yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Wow!
Triumph Vitesse spaceship! Retro and gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# more consul capri i think
although the paint job will be a bit vitese
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# either way
it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# bloody hell
that is looking fantastic
can't wait to see the finished article :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Groovy!
Top work as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# It came from planet EDSEL!
Woo
!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I think I love this
holy hell, it's feckin purrrty
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# my shit looks better than that
although less yellow
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# you really are a prick aren't you
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# pffft
Internet... serious business!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# internet is tripe, b3ta is a community above anything else
here's to you, whatever you stand for

'raises glass'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# *raises glass even higher*
that means i have a bigger willy than you
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# it sure does
welcome to ignore
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# you can't ignore a willy that huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# SHAZAM!
BINGO...etc
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# some people seem to be really struggling with a bit of pisstaking
on the omg internet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I don't think mr dogshit's struggling at all
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# you shit model spaceships?
you should probably stop sucking off the cashiers down at the comic book store
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# WE DIDN'T START THE FLAME WAR

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# HHH
is a dragon!!!


Fuck!
(Poison-System-X, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:24, archived)
# in all honesty
i was obviously taking the piss, its a splendid work of modelling ... but its an amusing way to show my friends the twatier aspect of b3ta while pissed... thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I'm sure your friends already know you're a twat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Tosspot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# diddums
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# bigguns
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# not bad, the grill reminds me of a ford anglia
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# W00
have you heard?

what's the word?

It's Thunderbird.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Johannesburg?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# no
she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# flippin eck
that's some mighty lurkage sir.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# 1828
wow! it's like talking to a pilgrim father.
What was it like back then, old timer?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# COR! That's a beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Oh wow.
WYHPD!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# cool
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# this is class... this is dedication...
...this is ace...etc...etc...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Well hello cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:13, archived)
# hmph!...
...you know nothing of my work!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
# awesome again, I love your models :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# that, is fucking great
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# that is just wonderful...
b3ta is making me ill in the head piece, i cant compete with the creative genius and it burns me inside. Please have a click for what its worth. :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
# I have designed a board game

Click for big
you will need:
6 x counters
30 x coins
1 x 3-sided die
50 x matches
50 x question cards
6 x sandwiches
500ml sulphuric acid

for 0-6 players
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# 0 - 6? :D:D
this looks like a game I could get right in to
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# haha awesome
LOOK OUT MINUS TEN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Oh shit, I landed on certain death.
Pass the sulphuric acid. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Do the dice always come up snake eyes,
Because they're LITERALLY snake eyes?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I've got all that - nearly.
I'm one sandwich short of a boardgame. Hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# i'm stuck on "turn around"and i've run out of matches...
now what?...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Slay the beast of uncertainty and exhalt the mighty doubt goat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# BATTLE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# or picnic area
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Haha
"BATTLE!"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Woo!
I assume the hole in the center is to be puched out and for the
board to be placed on a record turntable running at 78rpm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Like so?
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 3 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I was going to add something about it having to be "stobe lit" too, yes.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# for some reason, the half-diamond inclusions on the tile edges reminds me of penrose tiles
now that would be a cool game! if you could just add more and more tiles, to get a larger game.

I guess you can do that with go, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# this good
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# gjm
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# your boardgame is shit...
unless it involves toe-punting cats accross the room
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# win?...i can't even find the bathroom... i'm gonna cheat and use this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# All that and it is STILL not as complex as..
"Escape from Castle Colditz"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, Dirty, and surely been done....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I haven't seen it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Neither have I oh no not seen a Icke and tina turner shop
no siree bob, nope can't say that I have. well maybe a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Thought as much, oh well ;)
*fucks off to watch Teen Wolf*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# you'll be watching Ren and Stimpy you liar.
( I'm waiting for the Hatton fight. I'll upload it when it;s over )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# What time is it on?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# no idea mate. It's on pay per vue
I watched Danny Williams waddle around and keep his British title, now we have some Mackem making a fool of a german bloke. I think hatton might be 2am ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# scratch that. Hatton is 4am
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# That's late even for me
Is that the fight that is taking place in the far East somewhere that's been mentioned on Sky News? Some English man and another not English man?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# hehe. I'm not being goaded you naughty minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# For the first time ever on the board talking about sprot
I am being serious.
Can't blame you for thinking I'm goading you though, but this time, I'm not!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Ricky Hatton versus Manny Paquiao
for the unofficial title of 'best pound for pound fighter in the world" in Las Vegas

www.skysports.com/hatton
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Ah yes, that's the one
I thought it looked quite interesting and would watch if I were able (it's not showing here for some reason).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# If I can fix the ftp it will be on there later
another b3tan logged in earlier and downloaded some stuff so it's kinda working.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Did you see the Carl Froch fight?
Bloooody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Yeah. That was some fight
and as I'm a boxing geek I was scoring it and had Froch well out of it by round 12. An absolute classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Is that about a teenage werewolf supersonic helicopter?
or am I mixing stuff up again?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I'm easily pleased, me.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# OK, only 6, this week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# WHHHRHHRHHHHMMMPPPF
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha, this is brilliant.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# kill it!
with a mix of human biscuits and cat biscuits. and maybe some milk.
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# haha.
I really think he should be driving a car doing his clarkson impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAh fucking christ!
Oh god that's amazing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# hehe,
come on badge, needs more car and whizzy background *glees*
He's practically holding the steering wheel in anticipation. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# ^
As loathe as I am to suggest you do some more work, I would dearly love to see this!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# not quite as whizzy as my inebration allows 'edit' ok
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# *glees more*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# hahaha Elvis is not dead
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# haha
this is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# fearsome giggles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha
jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I've been F5ing like a mad woman
How could I have missed this ace post?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# don't do this to me.
I am laughing like a madman. the others won't understand :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# What's not to understand?
It's funny in any language.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# WOW!
you photoshopped a gif over a jpg... genius!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# YEAH WOW
A GIF OF MY OWN MOUTH!

ON A PICTURE!

GO INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# are your teeth really that yellow
or is it a PS filter?

KAPOW!!!

Stitch that you mother!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# this...
...gets a click.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a Van Eyck/Icke

one for the arty types among you...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Illuminartifarti types you mean? haha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# exactly! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL Sheeples
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# That's eery.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# haha that looks like a really sarcastic smile ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I'm shit with 3d :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# wowee
rather cool, that
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# every single thing created from facegen just looks like an Oblivion character
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# very creepy
indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# No, no, I'm not going to make a comment based on the im in ur noun, verbin ur noun structure.
I refuse.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# YAYZORS!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# not even doom music can save him
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] icke loves himself
this much
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# But if you could, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Only if the other me shaved his back and arse so I could pretend he was a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I try not to even look at myself in the mirror if it can be avoided.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# ^this
(which sometimes means I leave the house looking a bit of a fool, but hey :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# erm
it depends what my clone was wearing
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Absolutely.
The only person who loves me more than me is the alternate reality me. But he's too busy fighting off the reptilian overlords who are attempting to get through the rift and take over our world. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# why /do/ the reptiles want to take over?
has anyone asked them? perhaps it's all some sort of misunderstanding...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I think they want our flies,
but the world will die if we let them take our insects/water/bodily fluids/dapper suits.

We must resist.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# He's got the shakes.
Probably something the government puts in the air or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# looking at recent photographs of David
does anyone agree with me that he looks like a fat alcoholic just a few steps away from a heart attack?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# He's certainly not a fit-looking man.
I can certainly more easily picture him slumped over a small table in the corner of a pub than as a former professional sportsman.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# i worked in that shop :D
best job i had! no bumming tho..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# quick rebuild and he's off again:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Well as it was the anniversary recently,

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# ooof!
was that senna?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Might have been....
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Your picture winded me
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I apologise sincerely :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# haha
comedy is made of things like this... keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Whhheeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# weeee POW
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# well he seems to enjoy it!...
...ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] THE....ILLU-MIN-A-TI!
MY BRAIN HURTS!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# You silly moo
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# serious card:
would foil actually stop any sort of radio waves from hitting your head?
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# apparently so
www.rockcastle.org/activities/radiowaves/radiowaves.html
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Yes
Yes it would.

EDIT: foil would actually stop all radio waves from reaching your head if you wrapped it entirely around your head. However, leaving a space for your neck would mean that there may be some penetration into your brain caused by diffraction, which would (of course) depend on the size of your neck and the wavelength of the radio waves in question.
Safest to wear a total foil suit or live in a Faraday cage if you are truly worried about such things.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Faraday suit of armour :D

Edit: or just a large veil sort of thing out of weaved metal? Like netting, but metal, and goes all around.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# metamaterials should probably be involved
like that invisibility cloak thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Wrap some around a radio and find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Would have no effect against certain other types of radiation though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# this was my worry
0_o
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I think it's gamma rays that can penetrate up to 6cm of lead.
If I'm remembering secondary school science correctly. They're unlikely to control your mind though, just give you cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha
why am I finding this stupidly funny :D
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# lol, cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# it's not that
I was just picturing some sinister scientist giving a status report to his superior:

Scientist: the test data is back
President: well does it work? are we controlling peoples minds?
Scientist: no, not really but most people living in downtown new york have brain cancer
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Evil scientists seem to be rubbish these days.
No-one builds a mecha-flamesuit and goes on a rampage anymore, like at the start of Lethal Weapon 4.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Times have changed.
Now we're all just manufacturing new strains of flu, you get more panic that way.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# See I like the manufacturing flu strains.
Giant flu strains.

Made of steel.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# It depends on the energy of the gamma rays.
6cm of lead would do a decent job with most things though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# the hat would be *really* heavy though.
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Well if you don't want to be a sheeple you have to put up with a sore neck
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Well I've commissioned a helmet made exclusively from 6cm-thick lead.
I hope you're right and I hope my neck muscles grow significantly before it arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# They would be the one, not sure about the amount of lead but they're pretty much the most penetrative things next to neutrinos and such.
However they're fairly unlikely to give you cancer given they just pass straight through you.

Unless you're made of lead....then you're fucked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# For many reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# The lead poisoning would be worrying too
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# It either marginally blocks or massively amplifies depending entirely on the frequency.
It's pretty much useless though given that pretty much all electromagnetic radiation would be able to just pass through your jaw into the brain even if the tin foil could block it anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Just to be on the safe side,
Enclose the entire head in a Faraday cage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Why not try it
make a tinfoil hat and stick your head in a microwave ;)

But in seriousness yes it will reflect radiowaves.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# If you can completely encase yourself in foil, probably.
Although I'd be fairly surprised if they could penetrate your tissue and skull to reach your brain anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# and I would be even more surprised if radio waves could reasonably control the brain
disrupt, perhaps - like electro-convulsive therapy, but not actually direct or suppress thoughts, let alone promote new ones.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Agreed.
www.b3ta.com/board/9415199
Although, interestingly my current supervisor specialises in magnetic stimulation and can make peoples limbs move by waving the stimulator over their head.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# hmmm, worrying!
but I guess that shows that, however complex the brain is, it is still an electro-mechanical system, that can be influenced by such forces.

well, I don't know - you might not be able to get very fine-grained control from the outside.

*evil plots*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# It's pretty crude stuff, wave it over the right motion centre and the arm twitches about or lifts up.
I don't think they've found the 'give me money' centre of the brain yet, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Only if it completely encloses your head
You might find your neck gets in the way a bit but I'm sure someone wise enough wisdom to wear a tinfoil hat would be able to work around that with some ingenuity and a sharp saw.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Full body foil suit.
Complete with air tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Does the air in the tanks contain chemtrails?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Damn it, found me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# No, it contains swine flu and Bifidus Digestivum!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I feel like I've asked a really stupid question.
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I've always wondered the same thing.
It's not that stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Nah.
The only stupid bit would be assuming assorted radiowaves could have any coherent effect on the random jumble of neurons that make up the brain.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Or assuming that anyone would really give a shit about the contents of most people's brains.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Of course they can.
But only after they've been through a radio and turned into bangin' toons man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Yes, when I tune into the radio it frequently inspires disinterest and the desire to turn it off.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# oh, right, I didn't read this :) ignore ^ reply up there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oh fuck, too late
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha, oh david, quit lying to yourself.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Clive Dunn?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ageing stowaway!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# and dusted.
hello chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# 'lo
Off to bed - you coming or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# O_o
need a raincheck. Mrs is home and I have duties to perform here ( I'f I'm allowed to stay up and watch the Hatton fight )

But thanks for the invitation, warms my cockles and all that.

Night fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# No, Clive still going.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# haha.
I am reminded of ripping yarns.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Night all
Take care

I and worn out, I've had a long day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# argh help i'm afflicted with headarrows
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# With fuel in short supply the herd will travel several hundreds of miles to find a fuel depot, some of the herd will never finish the perilous journey.

Click for Better
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# haha
this should have been in Planet Earth
(Peter_G, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# That is most wonderful :)
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Haha, top stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Hatstand!
I was trying to think of a pun for about five minutes but still came up empty*.

*TENUOUS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# axlestand surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# These are the 512 BB engines
from the Ferrari Testarossa 400i

that is all.

except for woo. W00!
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# One of those Context Free thingies
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# that's a waste of mountain dew
but it's worth it.





almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# it is never worth it
):
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# i did say almost ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Isn't mountain dew just liquid sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Gibbon lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I havent seen the new 30 rock yet
And I just got back from the library, checked my emails and I didnt get throught to the assessment centre for the job I'd like to do :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Oh noes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yeah :(
I've got an interview on wednesday for another job.... not something I want to do mind.... but still, it's a job... well, knowing my luck I wont get past the phone interview for that either
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Well best of luck with that fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# at the end of the day, isn't all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# mmmmm, Mountain dew
and also Mountain Jew
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# The lizards approve.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I was playing with my Camera today
might be of interest mate: www.b3ta.com/links/This_afternoon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I remain, of course,
deeply jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Weird seeing people you work with in the papers..
Suzi is an absolute gem; and those little guys are in fine shape
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
# awwwwwww
that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Worth pondering if that 10D want's an upgrade mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Haha
there's no pondering to do, I'd love to upgrade but it's not going to happen any time soon. It's all about the money at the moment I'm afraid. I did have some vague fantasy about selling the 10D to help fund a new camera, but seriously they're getting like $200 on ebay now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# The new G10 is an absolute monster mate
worth a look if times are tough
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Doesn't that have a fixed lens?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Fixed, with zoom?
www.usa.canon.com/consumer/controller?act=ModelInfoAct&fcategoryid=144&modelid=17624

14.7 million pixels, plus you have the lovely option of shooting in raw
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# It sounds nice
but I'd be reluctant to give up mounted lenses. It just gives you so many more options.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# My angle as well
but just had to point at it

Edit: This is quite eye opening: photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=584332
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I like the one in the background wearing clogs (the black and white one)
woolen clogs by the looks of things
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Looks like when CSI check for traces with a UV light
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Bah
I'm completely out of ideas micto. Nice to see you've got some renewed enthusiasm though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# did you guys see this pic? what does it look like to you...
thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/04/0429%20Paris%20Hilton%20Purse%20Strap/post_image/post_image-0429_paris_hilton_pursestrap_00.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hahahaha
just needs a dog's arsehole on the bag for completion
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# hmm, those ears make it look more like a tail than a massive cock
:)

edit: did you google 'dog's arse'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
# You wish
Used Photoshop's Liquify function, "Pucker" tool, with a bit of sharpen and paintbrush to add a pinkish tinge.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# everything set at one percent I'm guessing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# So
you did it all from memory then :)
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# So that's why they carry those little dogs around everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# yeah
i'm a bit grumpy, and tracing helps

maybe you're too cheerful?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
# you just can't imagine what there might be in the future
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# ARG!!! NO CONTEXT
ON THE INTERNET!!!

*writes angry letter*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
#
Dear Mr Erdbeer

We are in receipt of your letter of 2nd inst. and find it to be a dromedary. Hence we have taken the nearly unusual step of ordering 150cwt of guano for you. If you would be so kind as to have your man take delivery of same by 32rd of June 1903, we would be somewhat grateful.

For any other correspondence please see our colleague Mrs Death.

love,
WIbble, Bibble & Boing
Solicitors
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Room for any more bad photoshops?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# damn spambulances!
always expecting you to get out of their way!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Little. Yellow. Different.


6x9" 3 block woodcut. Some registration issues i'm working through on it to get the blocks line up right... would help if i had a proper table saw... cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 2 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# This is beautiful!
*Big click*!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Radical opinion time but....
I actually like things when they are just a smidge out of register, I often fake it when trying to get a "retro" look and it always makes me smile when I see it on stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# My Dad won this at a cocunut shy back in '78 at Sherdley Show


I love the tacky registration. I think I'll pass it on to my son...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherdley_Park
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# we had one of those
i never understood it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# it's a mirror, what's to understand?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i never understood
why there was another me trapped in there. it's witchcraft, i tell ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# ha ha ha I love the fact even more
that it has been kept, and still hangs proudly on a wall :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# ...in the bathroom
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# hello yellow woman!
i shall call her lemony.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# that's
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I like the new colour ones you're doing
nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# thanks
working with multiple blocks and colors opens up a lot more possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 2 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] PROOF


The 29th of April (in steps of Seven Years) :
1945 : Hitler marries Eva Braun. Together they fly to the Nazi moonbase and leave 2 clonebodies as decoys.
1952 : David Icke born
1959 : Phi Kappa Theta, John F. Kennedy's university fraternity, founded
1966 : William Eccles, radio pioneer, dies in mysterious circumstances at the age of 90
1973 : Elvis, whom the FBI described as a "definite danger to the security of the United States" arrives at Seattle. Later gets abducted by grey aliens.
1980 : Terrorists prepare to take over the Iranian embassy in London.
1987 : Kurt Waldheim barred from entering the US.
1994 :Ferry boat smashes into Mombasa Harbor Kenya in suspicious circumstances, kills over 300
2001 : The Washington Post prints review of The Holocaust Encyclopedia
2008 : Albert Hofmann, discoverer of LSD, dies in mysterious circumstances at age of 102.
2015 : World Domination by shapeshifting lizardpeople from Zeta Reticuli.

It all makes sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Huge pic of this cunt's face and WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# 1985: Redsushi is 3 days old and Dennis Taylor wins the Embassy World Championships.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# This all seems to make absolute sense to me
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# To many things going on
Pizza and film time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# anything with this many words
convinces me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Oh 1966 I was born it all makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Happy birthday for the other day then miss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
# shame about poor old william
but he did bake exceedingly good cakes.

all looks good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Nothing controversial
there. David Icke's lying about his age, of course, but the rest stacks up.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I like lizards.
Please let the lizards enjoy their lizard lives!


(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I've just watched about 35 seconds of Britains got talent
and now want to go out and fucking hurt people.

unbelievable how shit and contrived and manipulated that shit is. What hope does anyone with any actual talent have in this world with crap like that being the basis for public awareness.

in other news, my old school is in the news for kids committing suicide. and now I'm off to drink myself unconsious. 'night
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
# It is a thoroughly depressing show.
My girlfriend was trying to get me to watch it last week, I think I lasted about as long as you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# 2009 : My stepdad and his son are 50 and 21 respectively
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# *is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Turn your head 90 degrees to the right
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# *does*
*is still confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Concentrate,
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Dilute
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# MY EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Yes, but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# It IS tiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# *obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# *suffers space cake and mitsubishi flashback*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Pirrelli P6, Pirrelli P6
....must...buy...Pirelli P6 *obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# This makes my eyes go all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
#
eye-rape.ytmnd.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# because you are a bestiophile?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I've come over all
subliminal...and I feel a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# did he mind ?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# the sick was the last
straw, I fear.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Good eve of the 'ning b3tans
Flat Battery Geddit loloneone111!one!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# oooof!
although, i wouldn't mind rotating her tyres, if you know what i mean?

*wink wink*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# You want to
move her front wheels to the rear axle and the rear wheels to the front axle, exchanging the left and right wheels moving forward for a front wheel drive vehicle and rearwards for a rear wheel drive vehicle.

That's very public spirited of you. She might even give you a shag.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ning miss!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I spent 2 minutes trying to get what the joke was, going Go. Carage? silently to myself.
Then I scrolled down and found the rest of the picture :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# harrrr
spoonerism ftw.

extra points for the attention to detail and craftsmanship :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# STANDBY FOR SPANG
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Ooooh
That's some epic spangage
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# guff
aws:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# *spang* :)
Hello

Just getting a pizza

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I'm ok been painting my back bedroom which will be
my photography studio eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Ready to start making the pron?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# of course what else would I need a studio for ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Pfft that's marvellous :D
I'll overlook the fact that I can't think how that Grand Cherokee V8 engine fits in the car below because you are a lady and cannot understand these things ;)

( you are a lady aren't you? I can never tell because you have a badger icon :P )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# i am a lady too
i still love the roar of a V8
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# The badger confuses all
but yes I am a lady. As for the V8 engine I didn;t really care I just sourced the best engine looking backdrop I could. I am a busdriver our bus engines are V10 or V12 rooooaaaarrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# haha. I know you are a chappess
Maiden. I was just taking the piss out of the eejits that say you can't be female and have a badger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Many females have a furry little friend they like to keep warm, moist and well stuffed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I don't think I have a monocle
of the required quality to drop at such a statement!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Boff!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha!
spangage of the highest order!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *SPANGS*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 2 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Phwoar!
Nice work as ever sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# VAMPYRE HEARTBREAK LOL
www.myspace.com/sethfentress
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# That boy needs a new shirt...
And you need more of this....

www.myspace.com/4or5magicians
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# the answer to this is yes.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Goodness me.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# My word, yes.
Source?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
#
cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05MU5xE2nT0kB/610x.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Why I oughta!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Awww cripes that is some great arse grabbage!
woo..oh, and this also is giving me the
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# coo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Oh my
*monocle falls out*

woo

Right, take away pizza time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# crikey!
*ogles*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Lorks a lordy!
click
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# yay
aceness! :D saves to special folder :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# i used to have one of those
then i realised there was so much of it on the internet, and i only had finite space on my hard drive :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha
well maybe special drive then! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Oh! i say
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# *De-Lurks, Fwaps Hard, Re-Lurks*

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Aiiieeeee!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Oooh they're touching eachothers bum!

nicely sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# lovely stuff
I can imagine you having a gallery showing of all these


and wanking
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahahaha
god, i wish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# is it wrong
to be slightly aroused by this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# no
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# ok
*ladyfwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# THIS IS LIFE
woo, very stylish
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Good heavens!
Have a *click* good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Excellent Work Mictoboy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been round his house:
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Is that their official logo/typeset?
It's beautifully symmetrical

That's also what I like about the Emperor logo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# There is no line of symmetry to that at all :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# No there isn't, but I wouldn't know what to call it then, and you all understood
;)

/edit: isn't this some sort of circular symmetry or something though? Where's k3bab when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# You mean tesselation?
I don't think that is right though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# it is rotationally symmetrical
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# isn't it 'rotationally symmetrical'?
or have I just made that term up?

edit: ah - reassuring pissage!

editedit: woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# the symbol is from dan bron's excrable 'gods & monsters'
it upsets me that i know this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# now everyone else will get upset too
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I saw the trailer for whatever morose
offering Tom Hanks is serving up next.....

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# i worked on the film version of the da vinci code
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *punches in the face*
GET OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahhaa
b3ta.com/search/posts/11219?q=audrey+tatou
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# You cunt!
GET OUT! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Did you see it when they did up Lincoln Cathedral?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# no
i was in some wood in the dark watching cars whizz past
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# ? (usual Saturday night then?)
I was working in Lincoln that few weeks and dropped by as I have never actually seen anything movielike being filmed before, and saw the wonderfull sight of one bloke carrying a full size ultra realistic marble memorial statue (about 6 foot high)to install on the set :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I once saw them filming London's Burning round the corner from me.
John Alford was there. TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# They filmed the sequel to 'Porridge'
round the corner from my primary school.
I met Ronnie Barker - lovely man - but was too shy to ask for an autograph. :(

Anyone know the name of the series without looking it up?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Going Straight.
It was fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Yay!
*awards own possessions back and a set of civvies*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Arf!
Funnily enough, I watched the DVD of the series only a couple of weeks ago. Not as good as Porridge, but still extremely funny.

I can not recommend buying this highly enough: www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/717747/The-Ultimate-Ronnie-Barker-Collection-Box-Set/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Agreed
On first watch I thought it was poor, but it quickly grew on me

edit: Fuck me, that looks a great collection - I have all of Porridge and Going Straight already though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# His other stuff is rather good too,
The Magnificent Evans and Clarence, also Seven of One was brilliant. I think they suffered from not being Porridge or Open All Hours though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Will just have to work out if it's best to buy that or the missing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# It will probably be best to buy the box set.
The individual DVDs are about a tenner normally. Although of course, you may just be missing one or two of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Well, I'm missing everything else! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# looks ace.
he is one of the best comic actors ever - he's to be mentioned in the same breath as Sellers, even.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Easily.
He was so great! I was genuinely depressed when he died.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Oh, god.
I'd actually forgotten he was dead.

*feels sad all over again*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Sorry to remind you :(
It is weird though, it is almost like he never went away with the way his work still lives on innit :)

I was watching an interview with Corbett the other day and he was welling up just talking about him. I will try and remember what it was....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# aw...
it's like Ern remembering Eric, innit? :(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# OIM GOIN STRAYT OIM AM
STRAYHT AS AN ARRAHHH
OI PAID THE PROICE AND DONE ME TOIME
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I fucking love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# haha!
I can hear old old Ronnie's dulcet tones in my head now...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Nicholas Lyndhurst as the disaffected youth Raymond?
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Have you seen my headphones?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love when he slams the door and the shelves all collapse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# oh, really?
I'll have to watch it again...!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Just buy the collection!
Best 45 quid you will ever spend!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hehehe
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I want to tell you that you're responsible for a crime against cinema
but as I haven't actually seen it, I can't really.
and I'm quite impressed, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Really don't bother.
It is the worst Action film ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# apparently it has the line
'To the library!' delivered in an urgent tone. That sounds quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# It is so laughable.
I actually LOL'd when I heard the line in the cinema and got some angry looks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Quality book.
Dan Brown's best.

Say what you will about him he's a fine storyteller.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha
you troll
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# awww. I seriously liked it.
I think Dan brown is a great author, no matter where he borrows his myth from he tells a story well.

It's the god botherers who have ruined his reputation. But as we all know they are the last people on earth able to distinguish fact from fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# i read da vinci code and gods and monsters
and found them to be pedestrian, obvious, badly-written, badly characterised and over long
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# haha...
it's just a shame that said story is delivered in prose that would shame a Mills and Boon hack.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# You know what they say.
Opinions are like arseholes. You are all fucking arseholes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I may strongly object to your arsehole
but I will defend to the death your right to have one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Genuine LOL!
I will come to your defence though, I enjoyed the book of The Da Vinci Code, but not as a great work of fiction, as an easy to read bit of trash.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# That is the illuminati logo
from an Brown's book "Angels and demons" which you will see featured in the film soon.

The use of ambigrams by the illuminati features heavily in the story.

www.danbrown.com/secrets/ambigram2.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Pfft
I am imagining him scuttling around on his ceiling so the ground-based NWO can't get him - BUT HE CAN STILL READ HIS LIGHTSWITCH
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ipuiuinati?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha Plus that is rather spiffy bit of idustro-gothic fonting there :D
But really they get at you in small annoying ways....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Fucking Archie :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# :D
He's a right tinker
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# double:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# damn them and their
perfect right angles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] In Stock.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# *buys -10*

THE GOVERNMENT ARE ONTO US!! GET YOUR HATS ON!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9249749
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Haha: Most Useless (due to lack of tinfoil) - Pedantichrist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I wish I was there
And had some tinfoil
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# What japes were had :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# good times!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Just saw your hats down there,
aceness!

I need more hatses!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# ah... memories!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# *buys shares in face masks and tinfoil*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# icke, swine, drei, vier...
*goose-steps*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Audi's new slogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# haha...
or Fanta?

www.snopes.com/cokelore/fanta.asp
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Only VW Beetles are Nazi made
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# the only
thing they did right.

well, they were good record-keepers, too, but that's not so clearly a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
where's my tee shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# of fuck.... I spaced.
*ashamed*

I'll get on it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# i love you xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Not particularly topical but something made me feel like posting this. I can't think what.

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# We will all die for their Corrs
Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I cannot bend the rules of the image challenge.
I am a robot.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# OBEY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# girls!...
...three girls!.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# With BOOBSICLES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Only small ones though
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I'm not picky

and with breasts, bigger is rarely better
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Small knockers = MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Well, hello lovely lady!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# ha ha...
...that's confusing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# WTF?????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Milestone pic

'ello sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I'm sexeher
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Phoar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Up to a certain point,
bigger is better.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Yep
www.b3ta.com/board/9414846
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# She went too far
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# here ya go... (big is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# She looks like a 13 year old girl with implants and skin cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# That's what all men secretly want.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Skin cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# 13 year old girls with implants and skin cancer
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Ah.
So the skin cancer makes sure they die without telling anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# It's more about texture
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Like lots of rotting nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I just came

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Too big!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I'm glad mine aren't so big.
She's gotta have an even bigger problem with buying properly fitting shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# perfection my man...
...udder perfection!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Here you go dude.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ5oRU8THKk
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# if only!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Who hid the thermos?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Must be time to post this then
www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeee...
...yahooooo!...fun!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
select 'A' cup / Horseback riding...
OMG liquefy filter much?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Corr Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Ha, one of them looks retarded.
Nice work on her.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# THEY WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# haha...not jim corr as well?
what a tragic loss to popular music...isaac hayes, chick corea, beck, now this...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Beck?
No please, not Beck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# scientologist, last I heard...
very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# He was brought up as a Scientologist from birth
His parents were members when he was born.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# just read that...thought they 'got to him' more recently.
oh, well, his early stuff was great, so what the hell, it worked for him, the nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# This is only Jim Corr!
It's more funny than tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

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