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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Do you mind if I TJ Mr Omentum?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

I mind.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Don't upset Deks, he has only just come back

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

THIS IS ALL I HAVE!!!!

o_o

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

It is all I have O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Eye mind.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

is it contagious?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

SNEEZE, OINK, SNEEZE!

I'm sure it's nothing.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

you've been sniffing that bacon again haven't you?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

TJ away Mr Whoop!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

Thank you :D

Well in that case, I CALL SEAMHORSE THREAD FOR HALF AN HOUR FROM NOW!

Be ready people ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

Can I TJ here Sushi?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

I mind.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

well, I'm gonna TJ anyway...

Important TJ

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

haha...

'fullofshat'

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Why do I see that picture and think he has a hard on

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

what a man

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

You some kind of Hooker?

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

Don't upset Deks, he has only just come back

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

why did he leave?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

He has moved to London

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

The Lizard People used chemtrails to dilute my illuminati.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Lets have a nice lithium cocktail

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

Say when...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

when

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

*whens*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

and all you got was that lousy T Shirt?

/moved to London? I thought you were dead against that?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

Ah, fuck it.

HAIL DISCORDIA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

well, I hope it works out for you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

You're just a joyous ray of sunshine.

Fanks.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I have yet to try one of those

and feel nervous...my seamhorse might be crap.

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

20:45?

*rubs thighs*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

seamhorses AND a possible new compo?

cor, it'll be like rush hour :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

wait... I don;t know where to begin

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

you saying that because mediocre has gone off

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

I didn't realise he had :(

It just wont be the same.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

he has gone to eat pizza and watch ghostbusters with his misses

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

I don't think I can do this...

I'm lost

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Haha!

I imagine a high pitched angelic "Ahhhhhhhh!"

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

THAT'S SUPERB THAT IS!!!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

and if you want to end up giving your all....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

haha!

the sequel to The Life of Brian! Ace.

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Marvellous!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

*click*

arf!

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

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mozza, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

hahaha

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

One day the world will seeeee

Click for bigger (65 kb)

(Zealize Zealize, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

ha!

he claims he's the lizard king, and can do anything...
I have my doubts.

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Mis-ter Mojo Riiiiiiiiiiisin'

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Hey, that's right, it's wednesday.

Give me something I can get my teeth into Fraser!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

How amusing!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

that's you that is

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

^ This

I mean him not you!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

I wish!

Sheldon is super Badass!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

^this! this! this!

Sheldon ftw

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

hahaha :)

I love that program :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

The latest episode from America was aces!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

This is to say sorry for yesterday. Didn't mean any harm.

(Frogb3at, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

You are rod hull

(not you stan)
b3ta.com/links/Treadmill_on_wheels_that_moves_when_you_move

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

Old news, man

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

how so?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

It has been kicking about since last year

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

so why didn't you post a link?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

because it was in the newletter

I think

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

you lie!

and sometimes you sit down, i must have missed it :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

That is fucking awesome :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

hehe...

a redundant link to the most redundant machine ever devised.
I like your style! ;)

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

STAN JAPES, HOOOOOOOOOOO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

hahaha :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

COME AHHN COHAGEN, GID DA PEEPLE DAY AIRAY!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

Still love this Mr Plexis

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

fANKcHOO

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

I have missed you Mr Plex :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

TANKq

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

haha!

that Gahan's a bloody menace.

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Cliffs of Dover

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

That's fucking ace!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

(Frogb3at, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

aw...all friends now.

get some tats and a hat like that, Stan - it suits you.

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

I never minded anyway.

/fake flounce blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

*demands money back*

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

you had me fooled

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

lol

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

You're doing well aren't you.

"I want to apologise for shopping someone without their permission, so I am going to shop them without their permission"

Nicely done though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

Just wanted to do a picture of him that wasn't taking the piss thats all

(Frogb3at, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

O HAI DARIO

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

*secret charlton supporter handshakes*

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Good evening :)

Was watching the match last night, longing for the days of Alex Song...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

He was a cracker.

But nowhere near as good as Johnny Robinson.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

If we're playing best player of all time

Then I have to vote Stevie Brown :)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

RUUUUUUUUUUFUS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Are you for real?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 6 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Sorry?

(Frogb3at, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Today is my burny candle day

So to celebrate I decided to treat you all to a sexified Louise Brooks seamhorse

I always wanted to make a seamhorse and this is my first, it was much fun :-)

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

Top seamage!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

hello *waves*

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Hello

I'm alright. Just waiting for the pizzas to arrive and then it's Ghostbusters night ;)
Missus bought the DVDs yesterday. She told me she'd never seen them. Bless.

You?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

*Jealous rages*

I wanna play...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

Go play with yourself

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

I see no reason

why they have to be mutually exclusive events.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

awwww *hug*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

I'm ok, going to do some illustrations tonight

Ghostbusters, sad to say I can't watch it at the moment, seen it to many times

Edit: You could of had my copy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

I've seen the second one a couple of times on tv lately.

But strangely, not the first one. It's been years since I've seen it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

Not seen the second one for a while

The first one was on a few weeks ago

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Heheh

Oooh, pizza tiem! Speak to yez later!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

Laters!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

Thanks :)

Using photoshop badly is something I excel at

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:31, archived)

high praise indeed from the king of seams!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

holly shit O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Catnipppp?

happy candleday!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

No tin foil hats here

And thanks :)

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

Haha, happy anniversary of signing up

I always think seamhorses are a lot harder than they look

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:30, archived)

Yes they are

twas fun though. 2 years, been here nearly everyday, I'm slow to post sometimes

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

ooh la la, she's a bit saucy - ed - happy candle doodle japes

I do love art deco stylee.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

god, how i've missed you :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

Ta!

Brooks is totally awesome

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

what is Brooks?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

Louise Brooks

Silent film actress from the 20's, possibly one of the most beautiful women to ever live.
Google image her, check out the films if you get a chance :)

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

*googles*

Wahey!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Silly Tzammo!

Louise Brooks is not Audrey Hepburn!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Mmmm, Hepburn

If forced to choose I'd take the sultry seductress that is lulu

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

I LIKE MONKEYS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

What is there not to like about monkeys

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

they drive too fast

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

The cunts

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

Ace seam action!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

\o/

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

SEEMS GOOD TO SMEE MIT DELUISE AS EXTRA BONUS JAPE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

I love this :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

Thanks :)

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

Happy b3taday!

I wish my candle worked on my b3taday :(
SEAMHORSE DEPLOY!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

Smashing seaming :)

Edit: Am I the only one, or B3ta days feel like birthdays when you were a little kid?

I feel more birthdayish now than in years

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

well done on your significant date

and your first seamhorse - that potato-thing was on That's Life, wasn't it?

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

I just noticed that.

I do so very hope it is a potato and not some kind of STD ravaged schlong....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

They're not supposed to look like that?

*worries*

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

haha...

apply gel - quickly!

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

I'm enry the 8th I am!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

oh, god...

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

KILL ITS PENIS!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

happy b3taday.

Top seamstressing

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

class!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

I fear it!

Top seamage!

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..wil, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

R.I.P. Dom DeLuise

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8035035.stm

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

really???

RIP Captain Chaos!

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

oh yes

many times today

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

He died on Monday :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

shit..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

bugger..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

damnit!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

I'm not sure what's going on here

but it's pleasantly bonkers :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Dom DeLuise is dead.

That SUX.

Ed: Oh yeah, you already know that.

WHOOP!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

He ate everything in massive concentration . . . Black Hole to Big Bang Theory . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

It takes a Dick to know a Cock!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

PRAISE JESUS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

that is brilliant - great dialogue work!

but the last frame looks like he is eating a haggis or inflating a condom

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

wELL

a fEESH iN a DeeSH cAN pEESh YA mEEsH

:/

:D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

trick us again kirsty

and we'll teeaaarr your souuul apaaart

love that quote : )

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null and void, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

I looove the bit from ermm Hellraiser III?

When he says;

DID YOU ENJOY THE WOMAN!?!!

Either way, definite lack of NIGHTBREED gubbins also.

Also the 'Jesus Wept' bit is fucking hysterical.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

hahaha, you mad bastard

Thats why I love you :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Japes is japes.

HAIL BOOZES!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

all three of these are delightfully odd.

well done.

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:30, archived)

TenQ BerryMuch

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/tenqberrymuch.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

Desmond

Llewelyn!!

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

lol

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Deks :D

where have you been?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

Moved to Laaaaaaaandaaaahn.

Busy with work and all that.

THAT'S IT.

:P

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

Missed your madness :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

Ooh la la.

Right, time for;

Piss.
Boozes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

Indeed

Things have gone a bit shit tits at the moment, there needs to be more randomness

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

Turned to stone . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

oh right

i wondered what that post yesterday was about
RIP fella (i thought he died years ago... oops)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

b3ta news strikes again!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9423198

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

poor old Dom...

he had funny bones.

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enceladus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Shirley Bindun?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

knicky knacky knockers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

Les Prescott!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

oh god, the face transplant lady is getting worse

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

I thought she might be related to Thumb Guy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

may be they put Thumb Guy's face on to hers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

perhaps it had just grow?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

I think it looks a bit like Captian Wow in a spoon

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WormuIus, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

don't even think about it!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

J.P. You're So Big!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

OK first post and a bit crappy, and a bit of a request too

I'm trying to put a poster together for a poker tournament & barbecue and want a bed of chips under the burger (poker chips, very cheesy i know!). Does anyone have any suggestions? I can't even find a suitable source at the moment and lack any skills to make my own!!!

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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

Yummmmmmn . . . cheesey poker chips . . . you might have something there . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

think outside the bun

/rush job

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

*buys*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

Double down and WIN !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

Google appears to be your friend

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=poker%20chip&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

or plural if you want stacks of them

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Pokers chip?

Yup even that works ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

Yes, you're right

but i've worked my way through about 18 pages and can't find anything that I can make work! Everything is at the wrong angle/size or watermarked! I may have to resort to trying to make my own, but then I will be venturing into territory I've never ventured into before!

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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

hmm

what software are you using?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

illustrator by the looks of it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

Some crappy program called photoplus

then after some tweaking, ran it through vector magic online.

I have come up with a solution on the chips image. Borrowed some friends chips and used a camera! Why are the obvious things always the things I miss!!!!

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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

I just had a quick fiddle

with one of the pics, but the burger is a bit tall and thin I think to be honest with you....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

If you are after a chip face on then you can use the Crop Tool set to perspective to pull it straight

if you want to turn a chip to the side just select the chip invert the selection and delete the surrounding pixels. Free Transform the chip to the angle you require. Ctrl click on the thumbnail in the Layer Palette to select it and press Ctrl + Alt and tap the Up arrow key and it will extrude the chip to the required depth - job's a good 'un.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Aces high

I want to play some blackjack now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

top chip!

does that create a new layer per pixel then?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Not if the selection is still active, otherwise yes.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

arr thanks

I will have a go laters

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

oooo

very good tutorial :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

you can also invert the selection after you've done the extrude

and then Shift+Alt click on the Layer Palette's thumbnail and that will switch the selection to the extruded edge only - you can dodge and burn some shadows and highlights or smooth out some of those lines by locking the layer's transparency and using a Guassian Blur.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

That's what your edit and transform tools are for.

even easier, if you have CS2+ then just copy a poker chip face, extrude it to 3d then rotate to whatever you want it to be. Copy, paste and repeat.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

you can do that?

*fires up photo shop to look

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

Just draw some vertical stripes on the tomatoes

and Bob is your Aunties other half

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

this is a good idea

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

beta.oscarblanco.net/gallery/3d-objects/3d-barbeque-q-laborday-weekend-poker-big.jpg

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

Hit Me !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

I think someone called Oscar owns that image

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

I have just taken a snap of some red chips

just waiting for twitpic to catch up. Hang on a minute...

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

Twitpic took forever

link to pic
*bah*

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

suggestion for a good poker night poster:

write "royal flush" on the money or the hamburger

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

maybe have it look like someone off the side of the poster is saying "straight flush"

and then the burger or the money says royal flush and beats them with it

make it look like an exciting victory

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

if it looks like an exciting victory then maybe people will think it could be an exciting night and might come along

this is just the foot in the door that I'm helping you with here, after that you're on your own. It will be up to you to make the night exciting.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9424229

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

Thankyou all for your help!!

I think I know what I'm doing now. Hopefully should all come together!

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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

1. go to chippie

2. order chips
3. photograph chips
4. eat chips!
5. ...
6. profit!

Never mind about the poker chips

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

Thanks for the suggestion.......

.but I think I'll skip step 3. That's tea tonight sorted :)

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

BRAW!

Have...er..chips with that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Seeing as it's Wednesday...

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post415855

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

I would laugh if that won :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

all the good ideas get ignored

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

yes they do, it is fact

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

Indeed, I am resigned to this inevitability.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

*clicked* ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

Not sure why I made this

It isn't exactly timely:

(clarv, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

I fucking love Quincy

He is always so pissed off :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

duhhhhhhh de duh duh duh - duhhhhhhhhh

wewwwwwwww wew wew wew weww - wewwwwwwwwww
duhhhhhhh de duh duh duh - duhhhhhhhhh
DUHH DE DUH DUHHHHHHH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

he is on a boat being pissed off

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

he is now examining a lady's shoulder being PISSED OFF

edit: or leg. Still PISSED OFF

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

It's the toxins that the government are dumping in the water

and he's the only one who will stand up for the little man.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

HE'S TAKING IT TO THOSE PENCIL NECKS IN CITY HALL.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

*mwa*

BYE! x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Tra! xx

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

HE'S PISSED OFF AND WEARING PLAID GOLFING TROUSERS!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

His stomach must have been one big ulcer

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

What is this Japan and their water with lithium in it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

It's all the chinese mobile phone batteries they are dumping

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I might crack open my drill battery and eat the lithium

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

That is why I love it

I want to watch some Quincy now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

YOU AIN'T ANGRY ENOUGH TO WATCH!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

No I am, it just wont come out

It just sits inside sticking it's fingers up to me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

haha

I like your style

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

and Qunicy like Gary Wilmot, likes a bit of fisting

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

Painted himself into a coroner . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

O_O

I'm mortified.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

You kids slay me.

I hope this doesn't kill the thread.
also: www.hostropolis.com/april/mp3/quincy.mp3

(clarv, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

Stiff . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

oh dear god O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

I read that in The Medical Examiner !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

they need burning then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

Then . . . call the coroner . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

then sell it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

Prophet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

This is all kinds of great

nice work

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

Quincy!

There's a haema phaema globin in the cleary clory tract!!

That's moider!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

7 Shape ... Nueroses

7-Shape Vector Woody Allen (T-shirt Available)
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If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
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View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

Another great success.

You can stop anytime you know.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

Not till I've done thousands upon thousands ...

... of famous and non famous people

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

hahaha

Leary Muff!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

Excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

That's superb

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

Utterly brilliant!

I can't wait to buy the comedians you have done :D

Have you done Dudley Moore yet?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

I still love these

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

Dudly Moore No ....

But it's on my list to do. As I've already done Peter Cook.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Nicely

You done this chap yet?

www.hebdenbridge.co.uk/festival/2005/images/beckett.jpg

The hardest part of cutting out the head has already been done for you!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

Ooooh! Good call!

Also, www.channel4.com/culture/microsites/L/larkin/images/portrait.jpg

Obligatory poem post:

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

Larkin?

At first I thought that photo was Eric Morecambe

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

Pfft!

Too much misogyny for Morecambe ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

our old biology teacher had the habit of making us recite poetry if we were late with our homework

his assignment delayed, a friend chose that poem to share with the class. he got halfway through the second line before he was asked to stop

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spacefish bong!, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

Pfft!

Some judge recited the poem in his summing up of a case in Family Court last week. I lol'd when I read about it :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

I'm more a Harold Pinter man ....

... there's an eternal argument with me and my bird about who's better: Pinter or Beckett.

So I might do a Beckett one as she wonders around with her Salmon Rushdie one on the time and I like my Pinter one that I bought myself but split curry down and ruined (sort of) so I might pit Bukowski against Beckett.

But yeah I'll add it to my list.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

Not really neither (don't read any of them) - I just love Beckett's wrinkly old scrotum face ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Allen Stewart Konigsberg !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

loverly :)

I need to get infused to do some illustrations tonight, I need to ink and pencil one and draw about a dozen more

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

these

are spectacularly awesome :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

Bowed Bowlers

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

I want to believe.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

6 7/8 ths . . . or larger ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

first one then the other

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

One fit sizes all . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

Somewhere inbetween.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

Sp___a___ce

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

"WELL I'LL BE BOWLED"!!

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

Hats off and on to you too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Fine Fiddlin' Duo mit Boolaz

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

Boola Boola To Youla Youla Toola Toola !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

She went, THATAWAY!

eD: kUDOZE On THE eFFp

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

ta big guy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

Derelict

Click for bigger
Click for previous

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Oooh, that's nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

Its all gone Star Trek

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

I can Dere-lick my own balls thankyou very much!

Woo, very nice :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

I invented the piano key necktie! What have you ever done!?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Look! They're breakdance fighting.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

I love that film but everyone else I know seems to hate it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

It's probably my 2nd most watched film of all time.

I fucking love it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

I love it too.

Although my girlfriend doesn't, because we fell asleep with it on repeat.
Apparently it haunted her dreams.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

City Planet was built on Planet City !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

ElectriCity

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

For my next half-yearly report I think I will present the data in planet fashion

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

Haha YES

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

"This face transplant is proper bo, I tell thee."

(billygoat, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Oooooh!

I love Face Transplant lady day :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Someone did something similar down there

*points*
miiiiindpiiiiiiss

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Why has someone stretch out Sue Perkins face?

I would do Sue Perkins, but then I have said that before :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Get in the queue.

She's mine first.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

only if I can watch

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

You can watch her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

I do

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

She's lovely and clever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

yes she is

mmm, this has now brought conflict into my head :S

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

mine

i saw her first. I used to tape Light Lunch...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

I used to watch it.

I'll fight you. You get enough speccy gorgeous women orbiting you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

I watched it every day through my study leave at school

and taped it for a while after that.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

I think it's most unfair to this poor unfortnately woman

the horrors she has had to deal with and put a brave face on it... errr

/sneaks off to hull

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

You is nawty

*hug*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

*hugs*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Chin up, love

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

she needs a chin hammock

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

a Chammock?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

A chinnock.. helicopter for extra support ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

*copyrights and patents*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Stiff upper lip!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

hahaha :D

i knew i recognised her :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

old school novelty:)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcK_kZ5blgc

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

he has been druming so hard that his arms have turned black

Does anyone know a good place to get a cowl?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

a farm?

They also has bacons and poultrys.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Oh wow, I wasn't expecting that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Ohhhh get you.

(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Hmm? Oh, yes, me neither. *goes back to her newspaper*

Mmm. Black and one please.

_{That's a very good impression of my Grandpa}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

*makes*

here you go

do I get any thing in return?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

Hmm?

When did you arrive?

Where did that coffee come from?

*goes back to newspaper*

_{you'd get a hug from me *hug*, but Grandpa is always distracted by newspapers}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

It's the ink on the newspapers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

i know it was predictable

but i have been mindpissed so many times today, i wanted to be first :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

Are these two things related - black arms and cowls?

*confused*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Nope

I am after a cowl, as in the clothing item

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

And that has

nothing to do with the black arms?
Are you sure?

*eyes suspiciously*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

yep, nothing to do with black arms

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

So, just to be clear....

Sorry, I'll stop now.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

I can make my arms black, any time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Aha!

So it *did* have something to do with the... *urrrrrrrgghhhhhhh*

*is strangled by Earl Otterby*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

No, I could never hurt you sir, you are to nice

It cowl is to do with my love of medieval history and wanting to be a rogue since I was about 14

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I see...

You mean Rogue, don't you? Or is this something to do with the Star Trek things again?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

That will teach me to put my glasses on :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

hahahah

awesome!

*curlicks*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

cheers:D

even with me*warts n all*:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

ferking briwyant!

(IPFreely, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

merci:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

GANGRENOUS BEAR ARMS!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

the best kind of arms.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I've got better arms

I can make people go 'oooooh, weird' with them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I'm inclined to ask what you are doing with your arms to make them feel weird but I think I know.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

Oh ye of little faith

I can bend them backwards at the elbows a little bit more than most.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Bloody Hell!

Frightening!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

stroke imminent:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Oh, here's hoping!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

hahhahahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

did it to me too

nice to know it's contagious:))

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Haha :) The Cadbury Gorilla unmasked!

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 6 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

*LOL*

What the feck is this?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

A guy who filmed himself crashing, it is funny :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

It's bloody brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

a video clip ;)

In-car cam footage fitted by insurance companies in US...

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 6 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

First time I've seen it,

truly wonderful, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Thanks :)

If that floats your boat theres a good one with a school bus ;)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 6 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

I shall investigate, ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

hahaha

tremendous:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

hahaha, I love that video :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

haha

the source looks pretty scarey was the driver decapitated?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

Afraid not...

no decapitations, the only damage was to the car and the drivers pride!

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 6 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Those Misfits are hard to beat those Misfits !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

arf

he's a HIGH RANKIN'one:D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Fear not!

Jem and the Holograms can beat them in the battle of the bands.

Show time, Synergy!

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

Bring'em on . . . battle royale !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

*head bangs* \o/

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

End of day doodle.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

CATMINGE!

No hidden link of her getting molested and probed by Armus?

Verreh nice - good to see some colour. It stops your fans from colouring them in for you!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Yay, old school Star Wars

*awaits trekky indignation*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Star warsing across the universe, under Captain Kirk

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

Star wars? STAR WARS???!!?!

That is Stargate, you crazy person

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

I thought it was Babylons 6?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Nah, Farscrape.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

This is farbot.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

You've floated like a little black crow over my head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

unless it is, in fact, "Space Precinct"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

oh god

i used to like that WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

hehehehe...

speaking of SciFi series.. I may have to invest in "V" - the mini series, teh TV series and the final battle...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

pffffft, that was a pile of shite

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

yup, that is was!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

They're called Trekkers you know ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Not cunts then?

Hmm are you sure?

(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Oooooh, she's going to die.

She's also wearing my boots, the cheeky cow.

I want an original series uniform just like this, except not red. Blue.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

ha! you'll be dead before you leave the house

/curse of the blue shirts

edit: oops, I'm rusty

* Yellow-shirt crewperson deaths: 6 (10%)
* Blue-Shirt crewperson deaths: 5 (8 %)
* Engineering smock crewperson deaths: 4
* Red-Shirt crewperson deaths: 43 (73%)

as you were Cap'n

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

It's the redshirts in the original series!

edit: see, nobody hates us science guys.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Always the red

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

The gold one always looks like someone has puked bile all over it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

It's not worth it to be command

I'll stick to science.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

I would be in engineering, so I can play with all the weapons and turn the life support off for a laugh :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

Red shirt it is for you then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

I am not going down to any bastard planet

also *hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

*hug* lo

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

That needs to be delivered in a broad west-country accent for full effect....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

That, I can do sir :D

3 years in the west country meant I could perfect it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Don't they always end up getting infected by horrid things?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Not aaaaaalways

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

oh, they usually pull through.

But not until after they've;
A) Developed a nasty rash.
B) Mutated into a monster.
C) Birthed something.
D) All of the above.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Sometimes people just get a bit sexy.

Natasha Yar raping Data, frinstance.

Obviously we're not in the original series any more.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I don't remember THAT.

Always more of a DS9/Voyager chap, anyway.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

TNG S1 E3

:D

It's a funny one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Surely - 'fellow actors respect for the genius that is William Shatner?'

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

Remember how much I love him, JPG.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

yeah, ok...

Chris Pine ftw!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

BILL

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

works every time...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

*bottom lip wibbles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

*snogs it better*

Phwoar!!!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

*speechless*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

*straightens jacket*

I haven't lost it....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

*shakily sits down*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Waiter! *clicks fingers*

More Champagne for the Lady, please!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

:D you're such a smooth operator.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Well, my dear, I like to think I have my... *trips over chair*

&**}^%@$£$£!!!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

:D That's my boy!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

I am waiting for his eyes to pop out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

You are Cap'n 'Bones' McWow

AICMFP

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

*hug* hello!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

NSF ANYTHING

www.tevildo.com/JimxChars/PZ_Raamah_SM.jpg

Found whilst searching for 'fur textures' for a panda i was texturing.

View at your own risk. I saved the link for an oppurtune moment to post it.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

You dirty panda-texturer

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

suffice to say, the client was very pleased with the panda model

with the above image mapped on to it.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Found whilst searching for 'fur ~~textures~~ries'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

sweet mercy :(

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

indeed

People should complain about your furry animal people much less after seeing what can be done WRONG with such a subject.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

with furries, there is no such thing as right.

(

Shada, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Apart from the side you dress on in your lilac velour wolf suit

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

i wish i was a wolf :(

(

Shada, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

I AM THE WOLFMAN

MY ROCKET IS MADE OF PURE CARBON AND SMASHES THROUGH PLANETS

I AM THE WOLFMAN

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Don't tell me you've never seen the wolfman animation Shada....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3GJmkUZlyo

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Someone at my college did too

he wandered around with a fucking tail on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

YOU CANT TAME MY WOLF SPIRIT

(

Shada, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

I can with a boomstick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I can with a broomstick.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

I can with a rolled up magazine

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

Thaaaaaaat's wrong.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Nothing else, though. No mask or owt.

Just a slightly gothic (and I do mean slightly) young, thin, pale lad with a furry tail hanging out of his kecks.

Apparently he and his equally socially adept girlfriend used to go up to our local woods and shout at the moon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

"Oi, moon!

You CUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTTT!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

They're more from round your way (I think) so I'd assume so.

If your way is where I think it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

I like people like that.

They reassure me that I am in fact NOT a social reject :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

You're telling me

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

I don't mind whiners.

In fact; I quite like them.
Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that they waste valuable minutes of their lives typing bile that I never read.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Warm and fuzzy, you say?

I'm quite cold. Open wide.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

I don't do Vore.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

only because someone hasn't paid you to yet :)

(

Shada, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

............point.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

You wouldn't like it in there anyway.

.....just ate a microwavable burger......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

I'm COLD though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

GODDAMNIT

I had to google the term 'vore' and as per usual

came up with a load of disturbing furry porn
NSFW

members.fortunecity.com/fixate/still/sins/pmsprncr.jpg
th04.deviantart.com/fs29/300W/i/2008/138/8/7/A_Friendly_Vore_by_Kuzooma.jpg
th08.deviantart.com/fs18/300W/i/2007/126/0/8/new_vore_comic_4_by_large_rarge.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE!?? Theyre more perverted than paedos *daily mails*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Fucking hell that's awful.

I mean look at the legs, both soles are facing the right, that's just wrong.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Set phasers to Yiff

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

Nicely, JJ

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Hurrah!

I'm off to see star trek*

* next week - tonight I shall mostly be seeing wolverine

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Weetobix, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

*holds tongue*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Going with an open mind

I've heard they may have ignored a few things, such as the plot of any other x-men comic

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Weetobix, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Nothing wrong with it. It's a perfectly enjoyable waste of time.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

The SFX look fake at times

When he examines his claws in the bathroom, they looked like they escaped from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

(Wize, Thu 7 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

AWESOME! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

hmmm...

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Ooooh, is this his lie this week?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Gordon Who?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

We'll you've fucked that up

Or maybe you mean nether of them have a brain!

(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I likes it!

I'm watching the current series of 'Lost' in big fat chunks at the moment, so this is very zeitgeist for me!

(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

New balls please...

Edit: May be NSFW, but hey, it's a 70's poster for chrissake :D

(

Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

I reckon the NSFW element is occurring, luckily

out of the lenses view....

You bad man.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Hehe...

...;)

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

funny how things have changed.

society was all so liberal then, but didn't really seem it at the time.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Complete with MIDI keyboard and 5-pack of bags!

(Virulent, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

ha ha...

...wait... that's not funny... yes it is!!!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

pffft

i like the way its a simulator of a person. I usually afilliate simulators with machines or vehicles.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

he always looked a bit aloof to me...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

I'm now starting to think I should of had a Mohican

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

its never too late

(unless you're bald of course)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Grade two all over, so yes it is a bit late :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Yay I love mohicans

:) you have to have the courage of your convictions though as people stare and can be pretty nasty but sod them there isn't enough individualism thesedays.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

would it suit me?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

I don't see why not

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Here Here

In fact... lets ALL get them!

(Virulent, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

there isn't enough individualism these days - quite so...

as any time spent around the festering pit of humanity that is Camden will more than adequately prove.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

I wish to see this festering pit that is Camden

Is there a viewing area with a cafe?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

No, but they are building a sniper's nest.

I'm so looking forward to when the market gets bulldozed*

*coming soon, and in it's place - a new Camden Town Underground station!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

That's why gallavant around dressed like a 19th century rogue.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

And you should be applauded for such action, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

nice boots!...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

yeah! i want some of them myself!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Sadly most wont recognise Dan Dares greatest foe!

(

Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Nicely, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

one step beyond...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

My God... it's full of stars. And planetoids. And chilli volcanoes.

And sentient peas. And flying cigars.

Whooaa.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

...and a coffin-shaped door...

...(i ran it faster at first... but it was too insane!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

your animations are acers!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

your portfolio is wicked...

...i think i'm in love with Trixie!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

aw thanks

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

FASTER!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

(see reply above)...

...do you want to go insane?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

'more' insane

sure...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

gleebies:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

From one step behind . . . I am now one step beyond the step that is beyond the step you took !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

They are all a load of wank, buy a book, god damn it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

reading sucks...

...too many words.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

hmm

Why has a device that reads .txt documents become so popular?

(Appox i'm a box, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

because stupid people buy it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Simple

This desciptive article might help you understand the appeal.

(Jokel, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

long overdue...

...i'd say.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

it holds thousands of books

you can download and carry a library with you on trips, etc.

There's a place for it. It's not about laziness.

edit: I personally don;t own one. I like to hold a book while I read. But I know people who use them and I can see the appeal. No doubt I'll own one eventually.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

Meh, I want a netbook for viewing media while travelling

Problem is, the computer companies keep releasing new models every week or 2, so I keep thinking "If I wait just a little longer, I could get that model..."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

This^^^^

It is the same as mp3 players. They serve a purpose, but for me they will never replace a great physical collection.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

^^^

this - the internet is great, but nothing beats the feeling of thumbing through a well work German porno mag from the early 90s

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Pfft!

I found some old porn mags the other day. Kids today don't know how lucky they are ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

There is nothing like holding a book and the smell of it as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

very much so,

but I think I will one day own one in addition to my lovely paper novels

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

I don't think I ever could

having played with one, it just doesn't feel and look right.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Ah, those spunk-soaked pages

do stir up the memories!
:o)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Is it Danish?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

The single worst thing about them from my point of view

is that you can't share a book you've loved by passing it on, because you're not buying the book, you're buying the permission to read a device-specific version it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

I'm surprised that the publishing industry

hasn't come up with some sort of DRM thingy to combat this book sharing!
Maybe print them in code and you have to have an Enigma machine to enable you to read it!

:o)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

they have and there is

some authors are up in arms about it, because they want there work to me freely available, or at least portions of it.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

...and if you piss Amazon off they'll block your account and you can do fuck all with any digital book you've bought

arstechnica.com/gadgets/news/2009/04/amazon-kindle-incidents-highlight-drm-limitations-once-again.ars

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

For 489 dollars, hahaha, fuck that.

It's not like you need more than one book with you at any one time anyway so it's ultimately pointless for journeys.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

the only point of owning one would be school or uni imho

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

An alternative ebook reader would be cheaper though I would have thought.

Plus can the kindle even read normal txt documents and pdfs or is it only special amazon bought shit? In which case it can fuck off given than the majority of books they sell are probably public domain anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

LET'S NOT GET HUNG UP ON THE KINDLE, IT'S NEW

oops, sory, caps

there will be knock offs very soon and for half the price, just like mp3 players are now so ubiquitous. And personally I have more than one book going at any one time, so carrying them in one package would be a benefit. I'm arguing the pros and have no immediate desire to buy one, I just don;t see them as a bad thing.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

It's like the iPod thing, weren't the first or even the best mp3 players around yet everything now supposedly imitates them.

I read The Count of Monte Cristo in pdf format on my PC and War and Peace on paper, reading the paper book was inexorably harder because you have to fucking hunch over for hours on end instead of laying back and reading so it's unlikely I'd use it. And what the hell is it with people reading more than one book at once? I physically don't understand why people do that.

Also is the font on them naturally fucking massive due to the low pixel resolution or is that just a crappy screenshot?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

books have chapters

TV series have episodes

it's the same principal. I can watch and follow different shows at different times. I don;t have to watch an entire series with no other input to follow the story.

and I think you meant that 'reading the PC was inexorably harder', no?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

No.

PC - Office chair, lay back, gentle scroll down the pdf document as I'm reading. Bliss.

Book - Hunch over holding it, get sore of the same position and have to move, arms ache, back hurts from being hunched. Repeat Ad Nauseum.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

ok, I got confused...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

speak of the devil

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post415804

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

kind of like the premise of humankind in Wall-E

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

Oooo Words..... Lot's of words......

o_O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

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