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# My mind wanders when I watch cooking shows...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Mmmm...
Captain Butter FTW
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# You knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# My mind wanders to nawty places when watching Saturday Kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# What
Like Holloway Prison?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahaha, what the hell is going on there???
madness of the craziest kind
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# <psssst>
look at the filename
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ok now, hold still.... yeah, just like that.... one second....
*raises a very large fryingpan*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# out of the frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# and into
another frying pan...
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# good lord! it's you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Lobster Thermomanador?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# The lobster looks exactly
like Alice Cooper. Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I see this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Let the Crustaceans Who Look Like Rock Stars group
COMMENCE!

EDIT: Mark E Smith saltwater.aguarium.guide.googlepages.com/invertebrates-crustaceans01.jpg
2ND EDIT: Lemmy www.waterworxbali.com/Images/Photos/Large/carpilius-maculatus.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Elton John!
www.nature-shetland.co.uk/naturelatest/pics04/crustacean.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# It's frigging
UNCANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Paul McCartney
images.aad.gov.au/img.py/29b9.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Like he is
IN THE ROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Madonna
images.aad.gov.au/img.py/28b7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Bwahaha
You darling mental.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Phoar, look at the shears on that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That is uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Girls Aloud (PLUS SOME OF THEIR MANAGEMENT)
images.aad.gov.au/img.py/29b7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Too. Many. Goddamn. Legs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# SHIT!
Facehugger!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# FACE!
Shithugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# HUG!
Shitfacer!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# better than the alternative
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# That hadn't actually occurred until you mentioned it.
God I'm slipping in my old age.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Pfft!
Cher: www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/973/65020258.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Fiddler crab
operachic.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c83e69e200e553e5650b8833-800wi
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Barbara Streisand and Barry Gibb
images.aad.gov.au/img.py/24a7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# No way dude, that's clearly Robin.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# she didn't do any duets with Robin
... I don't think
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I have to go outside
and laugh for a while now.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# well
please come back soon lovely person
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# KAte Bush
inlinethumb28.webshots.com/41371/2084392730104217012S600x600Q85.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I want to rub my penis on this
... where's the button which expresses that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# they won't listen to me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# This Alice Cooper?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Exactly. Yes.
Ooh pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# where have his claws gone?
also: news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_8040000/newsid_8045200/8045254.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Who says they dumb things down for kids?
Actually, I'd watch the news a lot more if it were filled with articles like that...
Oh, wait - that's You've Been Framed isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# :D


well ain't we just the pair of cross-board whores ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9440067
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9440074
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# LOLOLOLROFFLE
www.b3ta.com/board/9440068
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# oh yes...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# :D :D :D
Shopped pics only please!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Mmmm... crab gladiator
my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Fry Vs Zoidberg!
:D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# and in other news...

"We guess it's a sign of frustration" lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I iz insecure lmao
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# My mind wanders...
..when i watch the simpsons...

mmmm
(daninderry, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# what the deuce...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# NSFW
believe it or not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# now look what you have done!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# oh my, he looks like he's gone insaniaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# nah, he's just sad
:(
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# he should be happy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hi Dan
I don't know how they do things in Derry, but round these parts we'd consider that NSFW

thanks for listening!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# He's going to need a lot of cream to get rid of that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It'll work better when more products take it up...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# sounds like ztamps to me
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# *googles ztamps*
*feels old and confused*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# i also feel confusion
But they look awesome.
*Invests*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Worryingly, this is entirely plausible.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# 1) Don't give them any ideas
2) Twitterfox for the MFW. Just needs a retweet function

Edit: In other news it's fucking cold in this office! I'm turning blue!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I wish I'd shaken hands with Dani Behr
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Yeah.
I'd like a 'handshake' from Dani Behr too.
(Giblington-Smythe, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# FP hooray! ;)
excellent work as usual
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I am liking this post
I am writing a response
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Huzzah!
Top work schmonkeon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahhahahahahah!
sadly, I can see this becoming reality in the next year.... scary
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# This sums up why twitter is so pointless
Who gives a shit what someone is up to at any given time? Who wakes up in the morning and thinks, "Wowzers, I wonder if any celebrities are eating tuna right now?!!!!!!!!"

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# If you follow people who tell you when they're shitting,
you're going to get messages about people shitting... you really only have yourself to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# whooooooosssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
splatter
whooooossshhhhhh
splatter

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


"My word that was a mighty fine curry - pity about my underpants!"


quack!
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# It wont be long before they do that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# that is genius
and bound to happen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That's terrifyingly plausible
And most woo, of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I like this, lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# you might want to patent this!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# brilliant
Brilliant B3ta post. Fast delivery and good communications. Thanks! A++++++

*stock eBay reply*
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# FatherJack
I am congratulating monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# holy fuck batman
thats probably really easy to code you know, phones can read barcodes on stuff right?
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# only 3 wipes?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Indeed.
One up, one down and one to polish.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 13 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# this is why i still
love you.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# hahahahahah :D
:):)
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I have no idea why.


Click for LARGERERER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Jeru did it!
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I want to be an official tv bum photographer too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# This is confusing
but nicely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Well that's how TV commissioning works isn't it?
Take an existing format and then give the main character a slight disability/quirk.

Doctor with a gammy leg, policeman with OCD, PI with a box for a head.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Television chef with tourette's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Marco Pierre Ramsey
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I'm not overly familiar with that French one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I must admit I like seeing the merkin's reactions to his swears
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# It's all the massive 'macho' chefs they have
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It's when they cry because Gordon comes in and says their food is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# But he doesn't even swear does he?
I watched a clip of it and he just went: "I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! DISGUSTED EVEN!"

And the americans were bawling like he'd just shit in their grandmother's grave or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# In the first series of Kitchen Nightmares USA he did swear a lot
He got in trouble for it though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# you can't swear on american tv! it's just wrong!
or fuck

that too

but chaingun a busload of nuns! HAHAHA NUNS!

^__^

god bless america :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I need a shit.
I wish my gran would hurry up and die.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# A high court judge with repressed perversions and homosexuality.
Oh wait...
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# What's all this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I was just implying that all high court judges are repressed deviants and homosexuals.
Technically it would have been more accurate and obvious if I'd said conservative MP, but there aren't that many dramas about politics.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I thought I was missing a good programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Whenever a new Detective show stars now
the first thing I ask is "what's his thing then"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I'd quite like to see a detective show where the main character is just incredibly boring.
No quirks or social awkwardness, just normal family life to the point of painful tedium.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I have no idea
I now really hate coldplay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I can see that I've sort of shot myself in the foot with that one.

Actually I do know why, it's because I have too much time on my hands and parcels delivered regularly. I'd say those are contributing factors.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# pffft...I like this
I'm still waiting for someone to comission this...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That would be one of those shows where they start out with purely marmot based crime
but as the weeks go on they run out of marmot based puns so end up bringing in more obscure and distantly related animals to the point of being tenuous.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ever shopped something you wished was real?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# and it has rear-wheel steering by the look of it!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# the odds of a real version of this existing are very high
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Smart Car
blog.scenestealer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/a-team-mini-car.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# close enough
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# yes it is
3.bp.blogspot.com/_Djg3FnV1QQs/SdYt1xKLLTI/AAAAAAAAA2A/k2b6B5ImHbM/s320/A-Team+Van.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Haha Tesco value etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# the BA Baracus loks good!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'm fairly certain that driving that through certain neighbourhoods will get your van shot at
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# The shittest A Team van ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha they're not trying very hard

Good thing they wrote it on there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# YES
I'd love to see the Team trying to get in there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# two in the back
two in the front
Amy in the boot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# haha
I aint going in no Mini foo! No matter how hard I try!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# mini piss
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I ain't gettin in no mini, foo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha!
brilliant, JS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# very nice
but can it do this...
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/BMW_MINI_pressings_plant_Swindon.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# It's a mini adventure
waiting for that pic to load
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# wha!
it's only 5 Krillion Mega bytes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# yes, but they involved breasts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# how many?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# yay!
if i find myself rolling in cash, i promise you i'll make it happen

one year i was on the london to brighton mini run, and saw a minivan done up as the ghostbusters car. it was a total bodge job (the lights on the top were cardboard) but it still looked awesome
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Yes, yes I have
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I want to see this in action
fucking yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# the real version of this probably doesn't look that different
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I WANT ONE!
now
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# cool :D
when i was 6 I had an A-team tent as my b-day present.. the tent was the van.. awesome... wheel and everything :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# this?...
www.toyvan.co.uk/ateam28.JPG

that entire site is a bit niche

another: www.stufffromthe80s.co.uk/images/ateam-play-van.jpg

that is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# That A-Team play-tent van thing
was the fucking business back then.

I WISHED I had one.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# !!!! yes.. the second one!!!!
woooooooooow

I used to sit in it playing with my thundercats vehicle and my he-man figure :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# is that you in the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# haha wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Silly JS, minis are REAL
i know several people who have owned one.


Or is that what they WANT me to think

/catnippp blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# explain the trails of minis in the sky tho!!!
explain that using science and CHEMICALS! made from ORPHANS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Just think about it: no one ever recalls minis being around in the 1940's
And suddenly, they're here.

.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yes
Not as exciting as a DeLorean
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Sizzlin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Yum :)
Bindun I think, but woo all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I thought it might have been...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Making me hungry!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# PFFFT
Ken Horn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahahh!
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ta Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# is it available online
?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# no, freebs, that would be stupid
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# stop making so many good images, i cant click on them all!
*i can, carry on.
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Bless you Tefty!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha!
terrible, but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# dear god and/or buddha
i have been VERY GOOD today. i have done some decorating, some gardening, negotiated some work, written some unit tests, given away some possessions, walked the dog. basically, i'm asking you why you have not smiled upon the delivery of my PAC code to my house. perhaps you require some other task of me?

shut it god, you know i'm awesome. now get me an android phone
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Your PAC code is eighteen
Someone told me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# i'm glad it's of age
because somewhere along the line, it's got fucked
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Are you with vodafone?
I had to phone them up in the end to get mine
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# orange, moving to vodafone
i've phoned them to request it, and they said it'd be available in a couple of days. did you manage to get it read out to you over the phone? i might try that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Orange will definitely not give you yours over the phone
I know them exceedingly well. They will post it to you, and it will take 14 days to arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# nuts
i've even written my first android app and everything, that's how excited i am
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# More fur then meat they are
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# First Post - My Photoshop is weak, but this was lodged in my brain all weekend.


(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I think this would work better if the word "darter" were ever actually used
But good effort.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# you never hear it in the pub
"You'll have to move from there, we've got darter's coming in!"
"FUCK DARTERS!!! RUN!!"

etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# exactly it's Dartist
or possibly Dartster
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# or if they french it'd be like Dartierre
or sommat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Dartagnons?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Sometimes just "fat man with pointy throwy sticks"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# that's how you'd describe him to the police
in the park

after the event

when he ran away to his 1987 ford escort and escaped after doing his naughty deeds.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# underneath the slide
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# with his "pointy thing"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# dad?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# daughter?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I bet it was blue too
they were always blue
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Maybe if he was Canadian
This is dart, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# this is a BAAAAANNNNNDDDDWWAAAAAAAGGGGGOOOOOONNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# 300 lbs maybe
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# well
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# So my veggie mate is getting a big X-men book for his birthday...
This is what I'm wrapping around the front cover as a decoy.

(translated for you lot, don't you feel special?)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# \o/ this has meat in it, so it's good
afternoon b3ta!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# MEATS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# mr horribles!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# how the christ are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I'm rolling downhill fast like a midget trapped in the back of a burning transit van
so things are pretty much as normal

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I haven't had that image in my head since .....
ooh, last night
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I want a van now
I could fill it with midgets

and burn it, then watch as it rolls downhill into the sea :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# you need more Geovanni and Sebastian in your life
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# they look.. intriguing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
Giovanni well remembers the difficult recording sessions - "Our fans are such cunts," he recalls, "they expect perfection with everything we do. They forget we hava a dwarf on backing vocals. The creatures, whilst tame, are unreliable. In Albhania we kill them for sport, but our fans insist Tattoo survives. They are idiots. He will die soon and he will die soon at my hands."
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Subtle
Am I allowed back from the naughty corner yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmMEAT!
in fact I had bacon with mince last night

it was slightly overkill to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha excellent idea :)

Do you have a link to the original as well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Why yes
right here!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *subscribes*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# mmmm....
biltong biltong biltong biltong
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# tiddlyt-i-po
is this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# yup!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# haha
it looks like the scary priest who hangs around my campus
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# do you attend college in a 1970s Hammer House of Horror movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Ooo you've lost your L-plates.
Icon tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Only if I can pry the wallet from my man's fingers. HAHA!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# your man?
what are you, some kind of gaymosexual?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I do dig men, if that's what you mean
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9439794
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I think it might be one of those odd people without a willy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# a girl? on the internet?
don't be so preposterous.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# there's plenty of them, I was looking at pictures of them earlier.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# those are all shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# nah, they are real, just pumped up with silicon innit :)
like big bags of chips :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Can't all live up to expectations.

I'd rather hang out here drawing potentially offensive images and shopping vulgar humor than spend time around a bunch of giggling girls gabbering about gorgeous guys.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# are you sure you're not a 44 year old trucker called Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Sorry, mate
Gotta get your trucker fetish satisfied elsewhere.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=trucker+dave

also, cor.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# We're all truckers named Dave really.
Some of us just haven't accepted it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# That you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Unfortunately.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# unwise I speak from experience
www.b3ta.com/board/8559810
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ^ yeah what he said
don't put your picture on b3ta, "things" happen to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# or alternatively, do, it's great fun
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I don't think anyone's managed to abuse my photo yet
mainly because it could be of almost anyone :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Exhibit B, Mstandot not long ago...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# "Your honour, I had no idea she was a lybian"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I recall the first time I was shopped it got FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *shrug*
It's all a question of humor. I've been watching the boards for numerous years and seen the horrors. Yet I joined. Either I'm brain-dead or couldn't care less. LOL
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# it's just another subtly disguised Dave
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Damn...
GOT to get better with the makeup.... It is SO hard being a drag queen. *sniff*
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *panderfawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Well, you're cute so that's a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hmm
Lets see what we have under this darkness...
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ugh.
Much better WITH the darkness, thanks.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# One should not shy away from the light
for you look better IMO
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Think you might be right LOL
Sorry to disappoint ^_^
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# women cause me a lot of problems. I don't like that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahah
women don't cause you any problems at all

technically...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I hear kebab has ninety nine problems in total, but he doesn't consider a woman to be one of them.
But not in those words.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# he is a mathematician after all, hewill have an exact quantified number of problems
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# No, I just know they have a non zero lower bound.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# pendant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# And to think, people were being nice about your images without even knowing that.
Speaks volumes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Never know with this crowd. Was quite curious, though. Half the time if I don't mention gender no one guesses. I don't think like most women. (I blame my father. A taxidermist with a dark sense of humor. He was of the type to use an antelope carcass for ventriloquism)
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# as long as that's all he used it for
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
category: "Happy Childhood Memories"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Believe it or not...
One of my happy childhood memories involves dad chasing my sister around with a deer's eyeball. I couldn't breathe by the time she dove under a table to escape.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm sure you'll fit right in here :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# HaHaHaHa! ^This^
Watch the positive comments multiply now!..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# no I like my money
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Well?
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# It's the only even prime.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# It's a jubilant tapeworm
obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# so where are your tits then, space gerbil?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# haha
no matter what angle i draw them at or what shape they are, stumpy front-arms are always mistaken for tits
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# scope the toap on a pope on a rope
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Toap?

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I must remember this when I get my vicaring license.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I have one of those
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# You've got an excellent face, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That's what I said!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# dual cor
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hahahahhaha! this series is all kinds of WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# eccentric ecclesiast extends enormous electronic errection
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# DANGER OF ELECTROCUTION: KEEP OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# OH HELL!
That's a MUCH better one!!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# :) cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# now do him shitting in the woods :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# THINK OF THE POOR RABBITS AND WHATNOT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha!
*click* also
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ta :)
what's happening? board all a bit quiet, post below is 40 mins ago, is there some other place to be?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# twitter
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# (:D
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahah! *kerlick!*
utterly awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# thanks.
although kerlick sounds a bit like muppet foreplay.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You tinkler you :D *Clicketh*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *tinkles*
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha

nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ta waspy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# dorty filt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Pious pope's papal piss pours persistently!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# More Selleck
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Have chips with that!


Alright, I'm off to teach some coworkers a lesson. Speak to y'all later lol.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Cock-slap them, Medi
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Will, have
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Didn't want to waste a new thread with a TOAP
So here's a TOAP of the Pope being a dope something something something ope.

Pope's Jerusalem visit goes all tits

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# o hai pope ^^
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Are you saying he's a degrout man?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Pope on a Rope
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# This gives me a headache, got any acetylSelleckilic acid?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# who comes up with the dang image challenges? fookin morons.
I has an idea....


generic birthday cards with indifferent stares.




oui/non?
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The board can only handle so much indifference

So I'd go with pourquoi?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# i think
its quite funny..muted, comic genius. of course im bi- assed.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# The suggest-an-image-challenge board
is over here
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# yes
thanks for pointing that out.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Last greeting card one turned out to be a toapfest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ^this
no more greeting card compos
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Tom Selleck's let himself go...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Unf.
Ridiculous amounts of would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Did you know...
...he turned down Indiana Jones cos he was contracted to do 'Magnum'?
I wonder how mega he would've been by now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# And then there was a TV writers strike
so he could have done it anyway!

what a pisser.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# yeah you would
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrm? what's been shopped? have you made him older?
and can anyone advise me how to tell someone I don't want to mark any more shitty assignments. (in nice words)?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I don't want to mark any more shitty assignments, PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# lol

voorspelbaar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# thanks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# sounds rather polite to me
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Tell them I don't want to mark any more shitty assignments
please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ok the person I will be emailing has 'There be dragons here' stuck over her door.
I will need work later and I don't wish to offend her.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# "Due to unforeseen commitments to *insert charitable organisation here* I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline the offer of marking any more assignments."
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It's looking something like this
Dear Sexy First Year Coordinator

Due to my supervisor kicking my arse and making me do work
both his and mine, I won't have time to mark these assignments, and to be perfectly frank, I'd rather slice my scrotum open and then eat my testicles.

Thanks,

K3b,

PS: if you're up for a quicky later, I'm only happy to oblige.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Well, tell her that now's not a good time for you to do any more work, as you have other obligations
but you'd be happy to do more work for her later.

It's simple really.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# *cuts and pastes*
Thanks, for some reason these are always really difficult for me to write.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Just make sure you keep your PS ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I have to say I was thinking about it earlier
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Usually I shout 'FUCKING HELL, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT JOB AT MC DONAL:DS"
and FUCK I DON"T WANT TO DO ANY MORE FUCKING CONCEPTING FOR THOSE IGNORANT TWATS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Oh I don't know - he looks quite dignified
Nice Work indeed Sir Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks Bilbo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Its my dad??!?!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# woo
superbly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# "I PITY the fool who don't gimme his clothes, his boots & his motorcycle" (etc.)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# That beard actually makes the cyborg creepier than the whole metal skull with red eyes look
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# ^ that
it's quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Mr T-minator
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Yup, at LAST we find out what the "T" stands for, eh?
:-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Tureaud
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Robit! Or something like that o_O

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
hooray for you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Oh world of win!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# 0_o
Dont cut the red wire, I dont want to die
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# GAH! Second time in 10 minutes
b3ta.com/board/9439658
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# eeny meeny miney...BLUE
*snip*
BOOOOOOOM!

I like this :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Frogsplat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ooh - that's beautiful
did anyone see the start of the new series of Ideal last night?

It's getting weirder and weirder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I did and....
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hehe
fecking copycat - or copymau5 I should say!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# That electrician freaked me out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ignore me
he was the workmate of the chap being crucified in the other flat, them both being christian property maintenance folk working for Mr Rupani
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# FORGTIME
FRORG
FORG
/FORGTIME

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Oh wow
I like them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# The blue one is my background.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Also:
MAKE FRANCE GIVE ME www.fr.org THEYRE NOT EVEN USING IT FFS :(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# "hey frogs,
give we are the lemon that friggin' url, ffs!
kthxbye"


i tried my best.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I know
:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Foooooorg!
O HAI GUYS
cfb!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# forgforgforg
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Amazing picture/s
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# that is seriously awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# WOO

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You like it so much that
you just give it a non gif woo! Tut.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# We aren't allowed non gif woos anymore?

Why doesn't anybody ever tell me these things? ;)

Well, here you go
*dusts off a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# No frog ones? tut
Ok ok sorry i'm being a prick face
I LOVE that woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Just imagine this saved as a 4 colour gif with 'WOO' written on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
#
nerrrrrdy froggggggy
(lolster, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# that's not bad. not bad at all
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ARSEMONKEYS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# ARSEMONKEYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] aargh....i've created a monster.......the end


(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# awwww tragic
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahhaha! marvelous :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# At best, unexpected
at worst, magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Young John simply loved playing trees...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# preciousssss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahah, that is brilliant! - looks like Bilbo in Ralph Bakshi's version of LotR
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha...
...thanks Stevie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# sneak this in...
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# open your miiiind
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# GAH!
PISSAGE
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Open your mind... Open your miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
*shudders*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!
*starts the reactor*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!
*starts the tractor*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# *ploughs*
mmm - I'm earning my cheese and pickle sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# oh
such a tragedy
(lolster, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# he looks like he's in an Oasis covers band
woo yay Mr Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Thanks Twig!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Oasis are a covers band, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# they should be covered...
in sacks and thrown into the river
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Argh
Looks like Anne Widdecombe.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Haha that look well creepy

well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# woo nicely done
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# My first post
Because I don't take pseudo history lightly. All hail our Lemurian overlords !

(EspressoFrog thanks ants... Thants !, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Alles in Ordnung.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# my lady
*bows low*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Sup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# nice shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Thank you, top shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yeah - I did wonder
well - good show.

Keep up the good work and what not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Tra, off again xxxx
You take care of your sprained bits, ya hear?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *cuddle* see you soon pet xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Danke...
Hauptman WoW !
(EspressoFrog thanks ants... Thants !, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# *Obeys*
*clicks as commanded*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# He is staring into my soul :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# you should have sold it
then he wouldn't be able to look at it and you'd be able to play the guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I used to play the guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# did you play it
like you'd sold your soul to the devil?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# No
I sucked
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# from what I know about guitars
you're supposed to strum or pluck or slap or wail... not suck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# That's where I was going wrong then
Noone ever told me, they just laughed at me :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# keep at it
maybe you're the new Hendrix
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I have that T shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# top shop?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# no man
Milkcrate Athletics
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
good first L plate of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# pfft!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Can you not see you have insulted the freak?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# If you had a large quiff you could be a doppelganger for someone I knew at college
I doubt you are quite as mad as him though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# it's good to have something
to aspire to
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# He was quite a talented artist
in one lesson he got bored so drew a rather disturbing picture of captain kirk making a captain's log.

I set it as the desktop background for the entire college.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# So that's why I keep getting punctures, lemurs are overinflating my tyres
...what?

Also: woo! :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE PSI LEMUR
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# CANNOT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# LOOK
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# This is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# lemurs are ace
I shall bow to their cuteness
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# YESOK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I'm sorry, my HypnoToad contract is running for 4 more months

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# walk until your feet bleed
and then keep walking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# my stumps hurt

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# they will do
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# it's sucking my will to live!
also, 'Lemurian' is a very good wonky album
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahhahaha, that is utterly awesome! *obeys*
welcome to l3ma 'shop a lemur and pull up a lemur. you'll never lemur
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# haha
this made me roffle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# thanks !
smoochies.
(EspressoFrog thanks ants... Thants !, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# you're gonna be fine here
welcome etcetra etcetra
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# For some reason, this reminds me of Sid Meyers Alpha Centauri
which is good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I, for one...
...welcome our new Lemurian overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I love this.
Keeps making me giggle. Genius source and we have an adjective of the week. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I pity the fools

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# It's funny because they are drinking nucular t lmao
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Speaking of nukes...
my shirt came through too. I think I should have set the design slightly higher upon the chest but other than that I'm very pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# It's very nice
wearing it to work today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# "Milk?"
"No. I'll be black."

ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# LOL
*applauds*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# What OS do Terminators use?
Hasta be Vista, baby...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Dear christ...
do you and Dixon moonlight as writers on My Family?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# It's a living...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I actually like that show
Some eps, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# it's inexplicably watchable sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# you went there... I can't believe it....
ARe you london bound at the end of the month, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I have my fingers crossed, Sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *happy dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Surely such ruthless killing machines
would drink coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I'm a ruthless killing machine until I get my coffee
tea, whilst undeniably pleasant, still leaves me with a hankering for murder
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Tea pwns coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Wow, hand me my arse kicking boots
they're the ones that say "Born To Be Wired"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Coffee shits in the tea jar when you're out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# FUCK YOU ALL CUNTS
I like coffee too, as it goes. I'm just being needlessly inflammatory. And tea's free at work. And I'm a cheapskate bastard.

Actually, coffee is free too. It just tastes like ground up bison nutsack.

YES I'VE TASTED IT GROUND UP BISON NUTSACK IT TASTED OF THE FUTURE OF HOT BEVERAGES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# do they do it in decaf?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Absolutely not. They do it in 'caf' and 'ultra-caf', whereby a syringe is provided for that ultimate hit.
Better than sex, Rents.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I want your clothes, your boots, and one of those delightful fairycakes you made
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# ROFL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# John Kipling (Edward Furlong) certainly does make exceedingly good terminatorcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Those parking attendants get everywhere

Clickforhuuuge
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# FAKE
no opposing shadows

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
#
shadows chemtrails
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# and/or shitmarks
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# He's standing too close to the yellow line
He'll be sucked onto the tracks by a passing train!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Looks like Google
are mapping roads on the moon now.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *moons StreetView cam*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# thats my bit of the moon!
BASTARD MOTORWAY HENCHMEN.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# That is right smashing, that.
New desktop time!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

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