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Totally different to the Helen Keller entry *shiftyeyes*

I spilled coffee on my intuos 3 this morning, good excuse to buy an intuos 4?

(tuwile, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

ROFFLE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

you'll only spill coffee on the intuos4

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Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

hegege

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

You get a click from me for the chosen subject line :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Mother Nature's wonder...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

You're bent in the mainbrain, you are.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Thanks!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

this is delightful :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

*knock, knock, knock*

Smash?
*knock, knock, knock*
Smash?
*knock, knock, knock*
Smash?
*knock, knock, knock*
Smash?
*knock, knock, knock*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

JOKETIME

Knock Knock!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Yes?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

No, big bang theory

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

*dangles Higg's Boson through your letterbox*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

I want it to be a Bison

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

heheheh

you're in my spot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

NO! It's

( (knock * 3) + $name ) * 3

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fuscous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Yes my neck is still bad, I probably have neck cancer

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

aaaww, poor neck!

would a kiss help?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

At least they are all from the same plant family :)

I just opened a parcel and there is heart shaped post note on one of the items, with an apology written on it :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

"Sorry for sending this item" ?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

*bang*

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Sarry Bcott

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Bang!

And you've distributed yourself around office walls, floor and ceiling!

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

No, just to say that one of the items I ordered is out of stock so they have replaced it with a coloured version of it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Was it a doll?

RACIST

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

pfffft :)

No, I had ordered a sepia print

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

This is so silly it makes my head explode

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Eat some Tigar balm?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

That's what I'm doing wrong, I'm eating Tiger Balls

angry little cunts they are

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

You Sir, are insane. Brilliantly insane.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

totally mad, and utterly wonderful!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

I don't know

I just don't know

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

This one is for gibbon

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

best. letter. ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

fade away...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Psycho Killer!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

q'uest que c'est?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Racist! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

racist!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

always hatin' on the #000000's

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

lols

it's in their bytes

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Yesss Claricccce ....

/hammy toss acting school blog

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Roboracism!

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

They never got it out of their system

LOLZ

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Have a hastily sketched bunnybot

That scanner nearly had my arm off!

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

this is really wooooo :-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

Professionally, you and me skateboard are done

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Who dat den?

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WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

I think I might have made the world's subtlest icon hat

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WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Pfft!

Not as bad on the dark grey, but maybe requires a subtle darker highlight or something?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Your spunking hat doesn't work to well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

oh god, the shadow just broke my mind

edit: oh wait, thats a half pipe not a slope up the hill. nevermind

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

hahahaha... what?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

You need glasses, man

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

He looks like Christian Bale.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

I think that may be because it is.

The subject line is what he said to that bloke on the Terminator set when he screamed, and it is also a pun on Bail, as in to pull out of a trick half way through.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

exactamundo...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Quick Pearoast (if that's ok)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

pffft....

cynical... moi?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Now THATsays it ALL!!!!

You got a naggin' voice in yer head that says it was a set-up as well?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Professionally.........I'm s-l-o-w today.

Have a *click* for speed. :-)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

I have a picture of a skateboarder coming to greif

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

These are generally the favourite bits of any skateboarding video.

H-Street has some supreme examples.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I have a dictionary

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Next to me I have 7 dictionaries,

2 thesauruses and a book of World Facts. So there :P

*totally misses the point* :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Just goes to show really

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

The Capital of the Marshall Islands is:

Dalap-Uliga-Darrit.

Trufax :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

I wish I had a brain link into google most days.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

BOOK OF FACTS! Pocket google if you will :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I'm on the internet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

I'm not.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

pfft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

LOL I was looking for it so I could post it in reply

I never posted it before, because a) i was worried about the kk reference and 2) I found out there were b3tans named Alasdair.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Your percieved limits are out of date

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

I know I made it ages ago. It just made me giggle.

I've got heaps of stuff I've made and never posted.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

You should

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

what what waht?

these are still the limits I work too (which are perfectly adequate)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Aye,

100kb for still, 400kb for animated :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I found it, props to mongychops who's original pic I stole for source.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

67kb?

COuld you not have got that smaller? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Yes, 49kb

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Nice cropping and use of transparency ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

To the MAX

I told it to transparency, it just wouldn't do it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

I know eh. I carefully optimised this one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Pfft!

Nicely :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Rio Ferdinand

Yay, co-codamol time :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

can I have some

I got a bastard migrane

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Yeah sure, got loads downstairs :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

your neck still bad?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

boom shaka laka!

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arrangedletters, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

In the South Pacific it is believed there are some who think that World War II never ended

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

hehehe :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

ARF!

nicely done
*surrenders*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

don't panic!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Haha :) Just tell him to watch out for this fella ;)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

He's super

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

And this fella

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

:) nice

Love the evil look!

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

ha ha

great

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

You call that a war face!!!!???

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Awwww.... he's lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

it's ended?

*unloads*

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

take that you pesky anarchist

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

happy gun wielder is not happy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I agree.

The police ARE bloody hippies. They always try to justify their violence.

Puffs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Riot Bong??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Great name for a band

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Why so serious? ;)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

nice squidging

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Cheers

Let me know if you need any animation tips...
gets coat, legs it.....

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Another telephone robot doodle

Click for bigger (48 kb)

Once again in crapPhoneCamVision™, this time with added pencilSaturationShineFromFluorescentLighting

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I like that

the blur makes it :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

^ this

Maybe it's just teleporting in.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

parklife!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

God I hate that song.

It needs to be dragged out into the street in the middle of the night and shot in front of it's family.

Grrr ... "Confidinse is a prefrince is wot is commonly known as ... mockney knocker chatter ..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

silly amalgamated creature!

eat adult feet, they're more filling!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

too corny

it prefers more supple delicacies

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

good point

and i'd imagine children's toenails are softer. mine are like satanic cashews.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

salted?

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

dry roasted

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

what else do you hate

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Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Fish

The blind
Pret A Manger and all their customers
The number 6.5
Russell Brand
Alan Carr
Stuart Lee
Underground Staff
The meeja
Stupid people
Soulless music
Brussels Sprouts
Vodka
Old biros
Anyone who says "No offense but ... "
and those bloody confused.com adverts.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

the first ad was the worst

you could see right up that bloke's hairy nostril :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

what do you like?

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Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

Money

Drugs
Bisexual supermodels
Mrs Vagabond
The Earth
Fire
Most sticks
Telephones
Photographs
The Korean man who used to run my local corner shop
Bill Hicks
Astralasia
Paint
The smell of petrol
Whiskey.

A/S/L?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Even though the video has the guy from the classic "Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire"?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Alun Armstrong?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

did you sort your CS4 trouble?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Nah...

I'm gonna have to take all the files home and convert them there.

I will be billing for my time.

Ta

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

I once saw EastEnders when Phil Daniels was in it and he shouted 'Oi!' at some bloke in the street and there was a shatter of glass in the distance.

I swear they must've done it on purpose.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Eastenders has actually got quite a good sense of humour when it wants to.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

I am in no way ashamed to admit I watch it every night :D

Sanjay and Gita MkII are currently making me chuckle rather a lot.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Masood is funny...

and I love tanya

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

She would get it so hard!

I am starting to really like Max too :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

That was performed by Phil Daniels though,

who is from Islington.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

And is cockerneyed it up like a twat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Not to get into an argument or anything over it,

but I don't see how speaking in a North London accent, as he did, and as is his normal accent, makes it mockneyed up at all. It's just one of those things that annoys me. Someone with a regional accent from anywhere else never seems to get pilloried in the same way.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Justin Bloody Lee Bloody Collins

I mean - really.

I saw him before he was famous*, and he did an ace, ace, ACE stand-up gig at my local in Zummerzet.

His accent wasn't even that thick then, and that was well before was on telly.

*True

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Oh I don't doubt that at all.

His accent seems so forced it's untrue. But he still doesn't seem to get the same abuse as others.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Well that's prolly 'cos people take it as a given that he's a bit of a twat, as he doesn't try to be "cool".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Probably :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Yes, Brummie, Scouse and Yorkshire accents are all well-respected in the media

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Sorry, I didn't explain myself properly.

I just take issue with the mockney thing, but I guess that is mainly because I'm a lahndahner innit :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Proper Londoners move in.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Ha,

You wish ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

i hate my accent

i'm just glad it can usually pass for welsh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

That has reminded me of The Iron Man by Ted Hughes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

or the Huge man

by Ted Irons
yes!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

oh the huge manatee

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Oh the Iron Manatee

By Huge Ted

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

If I ever build a one person submarine, I'd like to call it Iron Manatee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

Pffft

Sheesh 75K.

/edit: oh never mind. Looks I'm heading for 70K myself :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

or Iron Ted, by Man Hughes

a celtic classic

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Yes...

It now reminds me muchly of this also...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Lovely lovely lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

your robotic sperm amuses me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

this is good an that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Don't stop with these

Your bots are mega

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fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Have I told you about primark?

They're selling pants with robots on. I've got three pairs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

AWESOME

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

YES

little girly briefs, green and white stripy with robots on the bum.

If I thought you could get your tackle in them I'd have bought you some.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

i want those pants!

i'd swap my mistletoe ones for robots!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

They're wicked, they truly are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

i shall dispatch my mother to primark forthwith

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Are they the 'I love boys pants' (cringe) ones?

I bought almost the entire stock of the green ones.

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fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

No, they're just briefs with robots on the botty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

.......

........TO PRIMARK!! Gah, my closest one is Oxford Street. Death.

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fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

London's horrid. Come and move to Buckinghamshire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I got my bra in Primark

it's great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Nothing wrong with getting bras from Primark.

Bra & pants: £4.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I've never been to Primark.

I always thought it was a bit like Poundstretcher, but I'm starting to think it's a bit more like C&A

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

It's cheap and cheerful, just like me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

2 words: triumph doreen.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

hahahaha

shoot me if one ever appears in my knicker drawer

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

terrible name

but great bras. i've got 4 of them, they give me boobs like scud missiles!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

i've seen the bras

They scare me :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

they are slightly fearsome

but they're like scaffolding for your norks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

I prefer a balconette

It's nice to have a tit shelf.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

pfff

not so nice on a bumpy road, you might end up with titlash ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

34DD, Smash, I'm not a danger to myself any more.

More's the pity.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

i know what you mean

i'm starting to get into spaniel's ear territory :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Sports bras while you sleep

I've got the tits I had when I was 18 again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

really?

i'll give them a go!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

can't do balconettes

titalanche tends to occur :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I've lost a good few cup sizes, so I can wear them now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Pictures or it didn't happen.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I will take a photo of my pants tonight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I can conclude from this that Thursday will be a good day.

If today is Wednesday. I forget these things.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Cheers ears

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

YAY ROBOT WEDNESDAY!!!

I have to finish one thing...then I go right to the draw board

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Woo!

Looking forward to it. I'll try and get the scanner to work in the corner next time... It's enormous and scary and I think it bites...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

binary woo

01010111010110

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Nice :D

I like these.

Have some drawings I drawed on a cue card.

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Findus Crispy Pancakes and the tiny man who wants to fuck them all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

One of them is angry Gumshoe.

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ClanSoul, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

He;s the tiny man that wants to fuck all the Findus Crispy Pancakes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

He's dressed up as one to try and seduce them.

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ClanSoul, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Understandable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

lol

I have always want to fuck a findus crispy pancake but ive never had the balls to ask

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

You should, they're right slags.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Angry pasty is angry at confused pasty

Skull chest man watches on with a sense of wistful admiration...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

His name is Spyke

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ClanSoul, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

You wretch

Now I have a craving for an apple turnover with fresh cream.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I. AM.

ROBOT MAN.

MAMAMAMA MANMAN MAN RO BOT MAN

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Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

Hmmm cake

Click for bigger (230 kb)

a nom nom nom
first .gif image post

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Right!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Quick!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

UP!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

IN!!!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

OUT!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!!!!!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

O.o

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Nice

Try your hand at a jpg now :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

No, old skool and make it a .bmp

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

hahaha

although I did have to put it in tattyshop rotate it 180 and flip to read the tshirt.
*cdcs*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

schoolgirls showing panties

paedolols

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I didn't see that, I now do

*adblocks*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

no, it's popular, so apparently that makes it ok.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

she's a 19 year old model

dressed as a schoolgirl, so its perfectly ok and normal

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

When I was a schoolgirl I had knickers on and I saw them

was that wrong?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

did you have a big balloony head?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

No....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

I bet you used to do handstands and stuff

The girls at my school did. Showing Dixon their silly little knickers. :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Yep.

I'm sure I've shown Dixon my silly little knickers at some point.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

hahah :D

Yes, and Wow's seen my silly ~~little~~ big pance :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

*honoured*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Yes

It's corrupted you and made you a bad person.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

:( I must be a paedo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

I hope not

You're on the list of "Naughty but not in a bad way people who could be trusted to babysit and maybe teach bad habits".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Ahhh, glee.

I'm pretty much that. I can look after kids, love them to pieces, but they might've watched Hellraiser by the time you get back.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

I wasn't being serious. *sigh*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Neither was I, Strangely Humourless Man.

Cheer up or I'll fist you, and not in a nice way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I'm not.

You are.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

I'm fucking awesome. You see this bit? This bit's more awesome than a whole other person.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Which bit?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

All the bits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

All the bits contained in that one bit?

I'm confused and I'm going. Cheerio.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

No and no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

to be fair, it could be 100% innocent

there was a time when 7 year olds could do cartwheels in the school playground without it being part of some Daily Mail schoolyard lapdance expose

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

Aye

we all used to get changed in the same classroom for PE.

Well, till year 7, when Mr Barker let the boys change in the classroom and made the girls change in the toilet. Over ten of us.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Were you attending Clown School?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

No, posh provincial Christian school.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

indeed

I wasn't being entirely serious, but I've heard it said recently that such "artists" churning out picture after picture of shit like that excuse their lack of imagination and flexibility by citing the fact that fans exist for that sort of thing.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Hmmm

~~fans~~ people whose sexuality is stuck at 13yrs old

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Or an underwear sales girl.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

or a dirty slut

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

The Japs love that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

~~The~~ I like to stick pieces of corn up my

~~love that~~ eye.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Erk

*eyes watering*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Is it wrong to fuck this 6 year old schoolboy, now that he is 21?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

edit: the picture is not min, but the toap is.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

me and my girlfriend have a CAKEY TIME song

it goes

CAKEY TIEM
CAKEY TIEM
put it in your mouth and have CAKEY TIEM!

we used to be in 2 Unlimited

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

Someone say PUNK!

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Q4nobody, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

holly shit O_O *pukes*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

Eastwood, westwood, you know you would!

The Bad, The Ugly minus the Good!

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Q4nobody, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

not only does I eats it...i steals it :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

mmmmm

that cake is so horny

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

goat-cake

yummy

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

he likes him really

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Crikey

Happy Buttangel is Happy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

*monocle*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

hahaha :D

That is make me laugh to much and is making my neck hurt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

hahaha

spanktastic!

*waggles ningles hand*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

This is pleasing in at least 40 ways, Toastlad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

result!

I was only going for 34 :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

did you carry the 2?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

willy - check

ace animation - check

instant FP - check

hmm . . . must be Happy Toast!

Hey Toasty! I'd like to see a Rampant Robot Prince Charles zapping ugly new buildings with his laser eyes . . . MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

He loves the ugly new buildings

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

You can almost image grabbing it's waist

pulling it's knob and making it fly across the room like you do with balloons.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I'm going to bet you are wrong on the third check

:)

Sounds more like a job for Cyriak that one, but I'll have a go when I get time :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

well, I'd do it

I'd do itbut apparently I 'steal your glory' with my fantastic robots . . .

C]:0D

EDIT: SEE! FP! _{_{_{_{_{made you look!}}}}}
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

hahahah, I didn't :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Didn't even have to see the name to know it was one of yours :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

see the above checklist

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

aww

Cant really work out toms expression, something between joy and supprise?

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

hahaha

the Pope won't like it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

hahahahah! *audible office "HAHA!"*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Hahahaha...

Yay for Wobbly Bits! :)

(

Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

i needs me one of them there flying wang-monkeys

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

hahaha very woosome!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

look out, it's the danglies fairy!

(

Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

aceness!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

hahaha

excellent

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHA!

That's a beauty.

(

Shlvng, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

:D *glees*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Forgive us our trellises

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Hahahaha!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

That isn't heavy duty trellis

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

he's done a shit job on the creosote

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

The EU banned it, the bunch

the bunchof namby pamby do-gooders!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Saints preserve us!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Great stuff!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

cheers

I love posting just after you and just before HappyToats :(

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Wanda's a lucky girl....

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Berloody hell fire!!

Top shop! *Click*

(

Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

Cheers Ninj!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

EROTEK

woo!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

I hope to look like this one day.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

Argh what the shit

This is very well done though.

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

eww veins

also woo!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

We need to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

its the only way to be sure

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

kill it with torches and flaming pitchforks!

top 'shop, Moley!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

See, If I had a Sphinx cat, I would be tempted to get it tattooed

That is wonderfully shopped

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

Lawks A Lordy!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

My bottom's on fire!

'ning!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Kill it with Tiger balm!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

Ow... that's a bit warm... warmer.... oh dear..... it's getting hotter... it's getting really hot now... JESUS! IT"S BURNING!!!!!!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

hehe

I think we can kill him with tiger balm...with the soft skin and all...

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Get your own Tiger Balm!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

I'll promise to buy you another one next week

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

i would have one of these as a pet

and feed it digestives.
nice work, moley!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

take it to the dentist

v.woo

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Do you mean this dentist?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Hahahaha

wonderful teef work.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

yeeeeeeeeeep!

nicely done

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

wow that's a bit special

clicks like a goodun :)

(

hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Brilliant 'shopping

*clicks*

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

hahaha

oh my

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

AHHH

clicclick

(

Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

lorks!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

At least it doesn't have a cock.

Woo.

(

Grampa, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Amazing Work

*Dofs hat*

Clicks hard

(

Darklord, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

I fucking loath these ads!

Anyone catch Shameless last night. Dead good.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

I watched Bill Bailey's Guide to the Orchestra thing on your recommendation

It started out well but after 20 minutes or so was really boring.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

I recorded that and was looking forward to it. Oh well.... perhaps I'll give it a miss.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

All comments in my humble opinion ;)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

It wasn't bad

but he was just recycling jokes.. still entertaining, I thought

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

haha

I missed the first 20 mins and thought it was great, although I'd seen some of that stuff before

mind you it's a bit of a misleading title

still, I was interested to note that Anne Dudley now looks like Vigo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

haha, yes that was quite the eye-opener :D

From the first 20 minutes I thought we were going to go through all the instruments and was having a jolly time

Then it all went a bit odd.

"Music can set the tone in film and TV" - Yes Bill, I know.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

yer

I was wondering who the audience were and how they'd react to him

the 70s cop show stuff was pretty good

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Meh

For 5 minutes it was :D

/Grumpy sod, who actually likes Bill Bailey

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

You probably have to be a sad muso:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

has this been on telly?

as I went to see this live @ the albert hall

(The Director of Directing, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Yes, it is currently on BBC iPlayer

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

I did watch Shameless last night, it was good

The big bang theory afterwards, was not so good :(

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

the terminator one?

it was a bit shit

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

yeah, it was crap. Which is a shame as it this series has been good so far

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

i liked the whole howard/leslie thing

but i really only watch it for sheldon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

God arr, Sheldon is the man freak :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

he's brilliant!

the one with him and leonard's mum had me laughing my arse off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

They that wasn't so great.

I love on demand TV. It's an insomniacs dream. ITV has the new Kingdon series on(even though their site is utter wank).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

hahahhahahahahhaha!! *clicks and then clicks again*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

hurrah!

Threadjack:
has noone managed to use this source image yet?
www.northumbria.ac.uk/flu/

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Weetobix, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

hahaha oh dear..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

I bet they've actually shopped the CDC out of that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

You mean, like adding a straw and a great big strawberry milkshake?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Yes

I mean exactly that

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Weetobix, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

At a cinema near you...

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

That would be the only way you could get me to go back to Hull

That is meant to be quite good

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

It do look good!

Rave reviews and proper bo' scary dairy :)

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Ken Dodd's looking good these days

Saw the poster at the cinema. First thought on seeing that it's by Sam Raimi was "So what cameo does Bruce Campbell have?"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

*imdbs*

He doesn't apppear to be in it! This must be rectified!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

i want to see this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Would

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

hahaha, hull!

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Oh the memories...

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Someone else made me do it...

(Outraged_of_Reading tfs-sfw.com, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

Well done, I am pleased for you. You can see how pleased I am by looking at my face, see, it looks pleased

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

You look pleased cause you put Tiger Balm on your penis

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

to fucking right :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

are you outraged at last night's result?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

Result?

What result? The fatty I took home or you mum?

(Outraged_of_Reading tfs-sfw.com, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

Was it god?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

The bastard left me on hold

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Whoever it was

tell them their feelings about their sense of humour are a bit too complimentary.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

welcome to the internet

it was here first, remember that.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

you forgot to add

@interwebs #tiredoldmeme #kitten @#publicwanking #imnotascoolasstephenfry etc etc

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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

and what in the name of arse

is b3ta doing with hashtags?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

The cookies dude

I thought hash-tags were so you know which cookies are OK to give to mum.

(xixax, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

dude

like, woah.

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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

It was your idea...

and everyone hates you for it

(Outraged_of_Reading tfs-sfw.com, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Behold: the Amazing Racing Racist!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

That is some power slide :)

I now smell of Tiger balm :)

Edit: They are going to make a Deadpool film

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Wash your hands first before touching eighter your willy or nuttsack

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

I might want to touch my cock and ball bag afterwards

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

Shane Ritchie missed a trick with the Daz Doorstep Challenge.

He should have taken it to the triple K.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Hopefully they would have killed him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

He's not that bad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

I find him too churpy

He is probably a nice guy really

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

be nice, I've only had 2 hours broken sleep

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

I'm always nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

I know

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

I view him positively

cos that Coleen Nolan is such a nasty stain of a human being

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

Is she that one off the iceland ads?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

yer

she's on that bloody Loose Women thing

she can fuck right off

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

She's got an odd head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

I have a wonderful picture of women with an odd head

But it is NSFW, so I can't show you, it is wonderful though :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Oh I feel so sick.

Eating a bit didn't help.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

I think you might have bug

Drink some warm water, it should settle your stomach

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

Right, I shall do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

yes she is

You now get to eat her prawn ring

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

The Amazing Sideways-Travelling Wheels.

They truly defy the laws of friction!

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Shlvng, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

They have 'Slide power'

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

it's the way out wacky racist!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

With a soundtrack by Klannad?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

The theme to Harry's game

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

cover of 'Strange Fruit'

mind you the Cocteau Twins' version is enough for anyone

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

eh! what?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

Racist racing team is racist

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

The Racing Racist forms a Racist racing team to ride a racist race to rule as a ride Race

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

...

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

You're too good.

Minor TJ: does anyone know if there's a law about how hot it can be in an office? 27.5 degrees C here, and I feel like I'm melting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I think it is 31'c

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Fucking hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

hang on, no that might be my wishful thinking. Don't think there is a max temp

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Hot and sick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

this isn't useful

www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/temperature.htm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

They never bloody are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Awww *hug*

Why you sick?

I'm at home due to my neck going yesterday afternoon

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

I don't know, I feel dizzy and sick

it's hopefully the heat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Go outside and get a bit of fresh air, drink plenty of water

*worries*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I've had loads of water, four glasses already since 9

I might pop outside at 12, when I'm on lunch.

don't worry about me, I'm granite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Take some deep breaths, slowly

You might have a bug

I do worry, so be happy in the fact that someone is worried about you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

You shouldn't do, I'm alright.

I think I'm hungry, too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

When did you last eat?

It is taking my mind of the trapped nerve in my neck

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Yesterday, as usual.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Go and eat some thing now

That is an order

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Nah, I've only got to wait 39 minutes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

I didn't see the time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

This is a common side effect from seeing me

Since you haven't seen me I would say it is the heat, do they still have the heating on in your office or is it an isolated spot of global warming caused by a subspace anomoly?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Yes. The heating is on in May.

I'm refusing to go to another 'oh aren't we so eco' meeting until they turn the damn thing off, bunch of hypocrites.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

The swines!

I'm sure some kind of Tachyon pulse could be utilised to disable the climate control subsystem.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Depends if it's a pr0n shoot or not.

Pr0n shoots can go up to 40 degrees legally. So that they get all nice and schweaty.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Working outside in the heat is worse then working inside in the heat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

You're right. That is one of the best reasons.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Such laws exist for schools, and I'm fairly sure such laws exist for offices.

I shall find out.

Also, hello sweaty betty.

Edit: hmm
4. No maximum temperature is set in regulation because:
- this would be prescriptive and would limit the discretion of both duty holders and enforcers. Most modern health and safety law is goal-setting - setting out what must be achieved, not how it must be done. This approach enables HSE and Local Authority inspectors to use discretion and to make sensible judgements about the extent of risks and the efforts made to counter them;
- many workplaces have extreme temperatures because of the nature of the industry and the processes involved e.g. cast metal, catering and food processing; or because of the nature of the work activity, e.g. physically demanding work; and
- being reasonably comfortable in an indoor workplace is not a question of air temperature alone. Other issues to be considered include environmental factors and those which affect individuals, such as their age, sex and state of health. Sometimes the best that employers may be able to achieve is a thermal environment which will satisfy the majority of those working in that environment.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

I'm not sweaty, actually.

Mitchum is magic stuff.

Morning, Doctor Hairy Faced Knicker Elastic Pinger.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Girl, I'm gonna make you sweat

sweat til you can't sweat no moah.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I'd dance, but I think I'd probably just fall over.

I had a moment on the stairs a minute ago when I had to sit down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

I've seen a few films where women get all hot and then they combat the temperature by removing all of their clothes and getting someone to stick their penis in their vagina or anus.

I don't think I'd recommend it though. If anything, they seem to just get sweatier, and before long, they have what looks like snot all over their face. Surely there must be a better solution.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I think I've seen some of those documentaries

whatever the actual results of their attempts, they always seem quite happy, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Yes, usually.

It's worth a try, I suppose. *dons air conditioner repairman uniform*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

You weren't Dutch earlier...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

I can be anything you want me to be

apart from anything involving headstands, they make my head hurt.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Can you be a man in Hertfordshire with a bacon sandwich and a spare few hours?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

less than two weeks til I can have proper bacon again! yeeeah!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

We shall overdose on it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

yeeeeah

lovely pig-back in my mouth

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

morning sweetie muffins

I think the H&S regulations relate to lowest temp - one sec and I'll check

www.hse.gov.uk/temperature/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

also

this is a bit funny

www.hse.gov.uk/myth/index.htm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Oooh I like those illustrations.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I thought you might

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

I'm nothing if not predictable :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

isn't there anything under comfortable working conditions?

as far as i'm aware, if more people want it cool than hot, the heat has to be turned down.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

We are ALL moaning. I emailed facilities, but no reply as of yet.

I'm hoping the heat's why I'm feeling so dizzy and sick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

hopefully

we don't want a sick captain! tell your boss the heat is making you sick and impairing your work. you may have to go home if you don't get some cool air.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Too much to do!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

i know the feeling

i'm trying to pack

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Naaaah. That can't be right.

There's no reason why you should be forced to endure the unendurable because other people have reptilian metabolisms.

Eeek. I think I've just out-Icke'd Icke.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

i love heat

but my mate is a fucking snowman in disguise. every time he comes round, he complains about the heat. being the nice person that i am, i just put more clothes on and open a window.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

it's about 26 i think

also - SEE WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THIS FOR YEARS

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Only because we're not wimps, guy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

shit!

not only am i always sick, but after all these years, i realise i must be a man!
a sexy female man, but there you go.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Crack a window open

...and if you can't do that then just crack a window*.

*may involve written warnings or requests to pay for damages

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

They're all open...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

then sweating followed by heat fueled rampage seems your only option.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I might start smashing a monitor for every .01 of a degree above 20.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

Mornin lushy

There is but I'm not sure what. When you DO get too hot and 'cloth off', please send me some photographs ;)

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I've taken off everything I can....

I've even taken my boots off, so I'm wandering around my building with no shoes on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

"Here's all the info about the office, sir. That thing is hot!"

"Ouch!"

Morning miss. It was about 9 degrees in our office yesterday. People were wearing coats and started going outside to warm up. Naturally, I stayed in my t-shirt all day.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I prefer it cold, then I can snuggle up in my coat and have cups of tea and coffee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Exactly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Couple of years back

I was told there wasn't.

I was in an office where the aircon was pumping out hot air in August.
We were told we could wear shorts while it was being fixed. One of the worst fortnights of my life

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

We've got aircon that comes on sporadically and only helps those sat right under it

and ceiling fans that circulate hot air about. I know this because I've been stood on my chair (dangerous) with my head near one holding the thermometer. All for the good of SCIENCE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

It's not SCIENCE unless you're risking your life

and meddling with things you don't understand

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

I was stood on a swivelly chair

doing something that would help if I had any control over the temperature. Good?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Tampering with the laws of nature,

Playing God.

And...and... I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

Are your legs really that bad?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

hahaha :) that works wonderfully well

woo *click*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Thanks Earl

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

hahahahha!

brill :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Stevie, you're too kind!

I must buy you a pint fella :)

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Fanji?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

hahahahahah

top expression

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Hiya Toastie!

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

pfft

tsk

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

That mans' face makes me angry for some reason

I have no problem with him , but the expressions his face pulls..aaaarrrgggghhhhh

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

pffft :D

If this bump turned out to be a boy, his middle name was going to be McQueen - stupid bloody X chromosome's ruined EVERYTHING.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

call her McQueenie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Charlie McQueen The Sweeney Duh-dee-daaaaaah-duh-DOO-daaaah PC Polly Paige Tosh Lines David Caruso Bucket.

That should be his name.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

Strangely enough, that was the EXACT SAME NAME we'd picked out for him.

Maybe if we put something flowery in there, it will be suitable for a girl...

*ponders*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Charlie McQueen The Sweeney Duh-dee-daaaaaah-duh-DOO-daaaah PC Polly Paige Tosh Lines MISS MARPLE Bucket.

done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

Tosh Lines is the only character named after the script

hello capn

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

:D hahaha

Wotcher Nibblypig.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

priorities

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8047273.stm

PS sorry for the brick-over-head obviousness

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

They probably have a better mobile signal there then we do here

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

Whatcha fella

You feeling more chipper?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I'm fine apart from my neck

You?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

which part of the world does the Earl live in?

and are you an Orange customer ? :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

South Oxfordshire, there are still black spots here where you get no phone signal

I am on O2

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Bizarrely, yes, Somalia has excellent phone services, apparently as a direct consequence of lack of government.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I've always wondered this

"ZOMG I'm a slebrity in Africa being all kind and nice and shit to the black povvers - aren't I great and nice and kind?"

WELL THEN GIVE THEM SOME MONEY YOU TWUNT!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

yarr

maybe with no water, they'll have to stop the whole piracy thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Wirdely I am sure I read a about a swath of the African subcontinent that gets very poor

sattelite coverage for some reason?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Somalia

Libertarian Paradise.

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

ha ha

nice

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

ha!

fantastic.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Confused?

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

ROFL!

Ning Ninj!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Mornin' Sushi!

Apols to all sufferers by the way :)

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

No need to apologise to them.

They'll forget you upset them in an hour anyway.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Hahahahahahahah...

;)

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Mind tinkles

I should pay more attention to B3ta instead of this here work so I don't miss anything :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

santa's let himself go

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Well it is off season for him innit ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

ha ha ha

I fucking hope I look look that if I grow old.

ningles ninj

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Mornin fella!

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

awwww :)

Now Columbo gets to say 'Just one thing? Who am I again?' several times a day

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

oof....

Legend, nuff said

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Viz Top Tips FTW

"Alzheimer's patients make ideal subjects for April Fool's pranks all year 'round."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

pffft!

wizened old beard-men rock my world

ning-a-lings Ninj :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Mornin' Yam

How's the 'bump'? :)

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Bump is terrifyingly big now.

Seems almost overnight I've gone from looking like I have a pie addiction to properly up-the-spout :(

How are you? All good, I hope?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

you should buy a little top hat for your bump

and sing to it la la laaaa

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

\o/

You have THE BEST IDEAS!

I'm feeling creative, I think I'll make one :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

we will need pictures

yes we will!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

there exists means of stopping these things

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

what, pie addictions?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

you can't stop a pie addiction

those little meaty shortcrust sluts, they beguile you...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Great thanks sweetie pie!

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Hahahaha! Oh dear....

Hallo Ninj!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Mornin' Moley!!

You been lurking around Scotland again? :)

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

No.... Leicester, this time.

Which is just as nice as Scotland.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

morning pal!

See this: www.b3ta.com/board/9441868

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Mornin' pal!!

I did and I have duly *clicked*...CaalOfDuty...CallOfDuty...:)

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Pffft ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Nice!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Tea... keyboard.. etc

Love it!

(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

wut?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Hahaha! Ning all.

How the fuck did I end up here?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

that's nice

but it doesn't explain why i've got yellow stuff growing out of my scalp

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Scanners was so awesome (when I wuz young)

still I hope twitter will never be a compo again.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

is it just me

the twitter compo has unleashed some of the least inspired turd I have ever seen on b3ta, (pick random celebrity, of increasing obscurity, add nonsense into 140 characters),

thus proving my theory that anything related to twitter eventually sinks to zero

present entry exluded fresh *clicks*

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

yer

there have been some really good entries

but the scope is minimal

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Mind if I drop This Here? Thanks.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

I have this on DVD but haven;t seen it?

any good - NO SPOILERS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

All joking aside bud......

.....do you mean the ACTUAL movie?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

erm yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Its okay...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

To be COMPLETELY honest......

....I tried to watch it, but in my semi-drunken state (at the time) my brain couldn't handle the "vectorization" of it.
Although it was a good artistic idea, I thought it was un-necessary.

Edit:- ......That's why i could only watch 15 minutes of it before
switching it off.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

if you only watched 15 minutes the reason for the rotoscoping won't have been obvious

try it again, its really worthwhile

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Ok.

First chance I get, I'll give it a second look.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

yeah it was a bit hard to understand

the artistic thing about it was fine, visualizing drug addiction too

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9442063

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

it's okay

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

i love it, both artistcally and the story

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

I'm in the "it's okay" camp too

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Twitter itself is one smelly piece of unispired shit

so it's almost impossible to make something cool about it.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

Life's what you make it.

Some people go to a music festival and see a bunch of bloody hippies, off their heads on drugs. Some people go to the same music festival and see cool groovers having a great time.

Meat/murder.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

some people don't go to music festivals

and go to the garden centre instead

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

a
c
i
s
t
.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

*races*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

*is racy*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

*erases *

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Don't you repress me!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

*re presses*

*re releases at a given point in recorded history*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

*analyses for pertinent information and scandal*

Cor! Look at this!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

ZOMFG!

what the cocks is that?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I've made the transition myself

and I live to tell the tale.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

indeed

I appear to be making a phased transition from one to the other ... I FUCKING ROCK at either of them though...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

try having a music festival

in the middle of a city, then explain to the garden centre types why there are a load of hippies/groovers (depending on perspective) standing on the common outside their backgarden.

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

which is my job btw

www.strawberry-fair.org.uk
not normally one to plug but the conversation has drifted this way

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

OH MY GOD SPAM!

... looks good.

I'm not sure what I'm going to do for Festivals this year - not going to be in the country while Glaso is on and my mate that I was going to go to the Dublin Electronic Arts Festival with is going to be a dad for the first time like 2 weeks before it's on... so he's not likely to want to make his ears bleed from techno

is b3ta big in Dublin? Any dirty dubbers on the board?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

thats a bum

the ireland festi is good Ive been told

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

I was at DEAF last October and saw some of the best live music I've seen in ages

and, semi ironically given the name, I'm only just getting rid of the tinnitus.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

lol, got a similar problem from bloc a couple of months back, that went wierd

Dour is good if you fancy going abroad and dont mind a complete lack of facilities or signs in english

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I'm supposed to be going to something in Malasia

but I'm slightly worried that a) it's a world music festival and b) it'll turn out to be a full moon party or something like that.

tbh - I think I'm going to try and get to DEAF anyway - even if I only go for one night and end up trudging the streets of Dublin until I can get a flight back in the morning... if it's anything like last year it'd be worth it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

curiously i have a nightmare

wherein I am in a plane that is crashing and have to parashute out, only to land in the midst of a never ending full moon party, surrounded by grinning dayglo trustafarians all spacked on acid and stomping dustily away to incredibly monontonous psytrance.

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

*shudders*

it's a mate of mine who lives out there... she's got a good taste in music, but it does extent to some dreadful 'world' stuff and I'm worried that I'm going to have to spend days surrounded by faux new age travellers

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

noooo not another loss to the darkside

but this have given me ideas for shoppage

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Hey man

Just get some good acid and take your trip at home*

*May contain risk of psychosis, long-term brain damage and schitzophrenia**.

**But in a good way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

when I do finally drop acid

it will be in a field somewhere... then I'll have to spend ages looking on the ground trying to find it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

ooh, that looks fun

i may even have an excuse to be in cambridge around that time. i'll do my best to turn up and wee on something

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

wee on me

yeh come its ace

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Don't bother explaining.

Simply extort cash from them using threats of violence.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

who?

the police or the hippies?

*no wait you meant the garden centre hoes (ahem)

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

*loves garden centres*

*also loves music festivals*

*is mightily confused*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

*does the wavy dream-sequence thing*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

sell flowers at a festival

or dance in a garden centre... or ... run around in circles in your garden!

WeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeeeeeeee

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

All splendid ideas.

*fetches clogs and heads off to Wyevale*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

don't forget to put clothes on too

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Oh.

How conservative :(

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

*dredges moat*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

hmm

dont I know it

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

indeed it did.

but that's what happens when the person who picks the challenge is more interested in generating traffic to b3ta.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

twitter ~~will~~ should never have been a compo ~~again~~.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

it's had some great stuff

but the mundane entries have been extra-specially dull. i think saving us from mundane is what makes a good challenge- i loved the retro game one because even the mundane entries were pleasingly nostalgic. i think also that's why lolcats works: even if the joke's shit, you still have a cute kitten picture to look at

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Arf!

The trilogy of that is only a fiver on play atm.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

oh, KV might be pissed off with you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

You lot and your poncey offline "we know some actual people in real life" relationships.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

fun, isn't it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

THROW IT IN MY FACE WHY DON'T YOU!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Me and Mrs Trellis are going to meet up for lunch soon :)

I will throw it all in your face, I am also taking JPG for a day out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I bet he smells good in real life

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

What an odd thing to say?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

not really

I've always assumed that JPG wears a fine cologne.

is it really an odd thing to say? :( I never really know for sure - I just say things.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Yes he does smell nice

I don't think he was wearing cologne when we last met

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

see - master of the subtle arts he is

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

and a very nice man

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

I'm convinced of it

- one of the nicest people I've never met

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Exploding Michael Ironsides FTMFW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

hahaha! not seen Scanners for a LONG time....

must pick up a copy one of these days...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9441905

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Cool! I really want a full Cronenberg boxset...

Something with Videodrome, Scanners, Naked Lunch and all the rest in...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

hahahhaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

pfffft

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

ningles moley

... this challenge has reaffirmed my complete lack of interest in twitter.

Attention Seeking Nonsense + way to mass stalk Steven Fry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

hahaha

perfect.

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fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Dagnabbit

I like twitter. There, I said it. I'M NOT AFRAID!!1!!
(That said, this challenge is rubbish)

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fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

*shuns for no readily apparent reason*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

swine

*informs my 31 followers*

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fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Hahahaha...

Hiya Moley! How ya doin'?

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Tom Hanks tries his hand at a new role....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

"Urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice one :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

hahaha

Wilson!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

God I hated that show

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

ha ha ha

urh urh urh urh

remember when THAT used to be regularly held up as teh funniest thing on television in the world... must have been a bad few years for comedy.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

In this country?

Naah
(By THIS country I mean that one you're in that I'm not in anymore).
'lo Prof!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

I remember it coming on the box

and I'm sure it was the most watched comedy TV programme in the world at the time - I could be making that shit up.

also - smooshings m' dear.

How are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

I avoid American shite

They are always so fecking "meaningful".
I am tired today and full of grumps and will definitely cut short the day and sod off home.
Otherwise fine! How are you, Prof?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

*soothing internet hugs*

[HUG/IP]

I'm fine thanks. Just working out my notice here - I should be doing fucking hunners of things but I am lacking in motivation... although I keep bidding on records on eBay which is not a great idea... Records and samplers... and synth units... luckily I keep getting out bid.

all that aside the weather is good and life is nice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Blimey!

Do you have another job?
Will that mean no more B3ta?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

well - I'm off around places for about 3 months

so limited b3taing...

and then I'm going back to Uni to study medicine... seems as I'm on here almost all day almost every day I think it's likely that I'll be on here less.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

You aren't wrong.

I seem to remember reading once that the finale of Home Improvement was actually one of the highest viewed programmes ever.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Let us be fair here,

it was at a time when we also had Roseanne, so the competition wasn't great.

However, nothing matched Desmonds at the time!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

I loved Desmonds...

They should do a Desmonds revisited :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

so much all of this

I went to uni with the brother of the writer. We used to see upcoming scripts!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Rosanne was much scarier

I still cry when I hear her voice

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

I had a completely inexplicable horn

for the lass... Darlene

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Inexplicable until you saw Poison Ivy ;)

She is still quite hot in The Big Bang Theory. Ironically, alongside David :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Yes, both of were porkable

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

This thread is confusing me

as we are not Merkans are we?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

no but

we do get the "best" of their television...

admittedly - my collection of Adult Swim DVDs is much bigger than my collection of... Wallace and Gromit DVDs so they obviously have some things right.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about

but if it's not South Park, I shun it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

south park is equally awesome

but you should look at Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies, The Brak Show, Tom Goes to the Mayor, and Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

I once had a beautiful sandwich!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Oh man I'm talking, HEY! It was made with fresh beef bologna

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

DON'T TOUCH ME!

I fucking love Brak :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

they've put out some great music too... Dangerdoom is a fucking awesome LP

my name is Brak and that's a fact
I have a mom and a dad and they are out back
We sit by the pool and we nibble on snacks
Then we eat a big lunch and we all take naps!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I haven't heard that.

I'll have to find a copy :0

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

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