His new mobile banning station
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:54,
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lwell, he's got all the technology, he can't be stoppededit: just out of curiosity, is this zamboni driving banning machine aware of his star status here?
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:30,
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why am I looking at Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog?
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:02,
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Because it's deadYou didn't complain when the board was filled with Michael Jackson for a week..
(
zoldergoose,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:06,
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Have you ever pwned with the Devil in the pale n00blight? monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:14,
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About a week and a half...whut?
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:21,
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My GOD..........You took the words right out of my mouth....
(so you did)
(,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:18,
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(so you did)
Lovely thrusting. :D
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:31,
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ARF.........bet you say that to all the boys:D:D
(
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:39,
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Only Ken.Everyone else has rubbish technique in comparison.
Once you've had Ken you'll never go back again.
(Once you've had Ken you'll never go back again.
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:59,
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They look like they're pruning !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:41,
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probably are.....................Les's grin says it all :):D
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:53,
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creepy weepy?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:33,
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:55,
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that's not creepy, it's curiously soothingand with that, it be bed time.
g'night all
(g'night all
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:59,
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And suddenly everything was right in the world.Oh God, am I gay?
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:03,
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Tinky winky is the gay one isnt it
(
PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:36,
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June 17, 1979, Eija-Riitta Eklöf followed her heart and married the object of her true desire, the Berlin Wall
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:51,
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I know I'm supposed to laugh at the freaks and all thatbut I find it a bit heartwarming
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:54,
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heard that a woman married a roller-coaster the other day!!!!in america i think
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:55,
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That's how we got to these websiteswe had some reading fun this afternoon
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:56,
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They treat objects like women, maaan mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:52,
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"(SFW)" hahaaaa.UNLESS YOU WORK IN AN OFFICE OF OBJECTUM SEXUOFILES!
"LOOK AT THE BRICKS ON THAT WALL!"
("LOOK AT THE BRICKS ON THAT WALL!"
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:55,
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Their office furniture is just naked people, as they find those totally non-sexual. Also, the doors. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:59,
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I hope that site brings some Objectophiles together into relationships,not because that would be nice; but because I'm a cunt and that would totally
undermine their community.
(undermine their community.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:01,
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I actually know, but only because I started making a teletubbies image a few days ago.Don't judge me :(
( zoldergoose,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:48,
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In school, our variation wasTinkle Winkle, Gypsy, Lowlife and Poo. Poo was sometimes Frog, which I didn't think was as funny. Yours is better, I think.
(
Bob Todd whee,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:22,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebrities Made Of Real World Stuff"){kind=small}
Quick and Shit
the devil off of futurama is my favourite celeb
awsm! namaste bitches,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:31,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!oh fuck, i haven't heard anyone saying greb for YEARS!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:33,
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oh grebo, i think i love you deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:49,
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:(i'm not nanny ogg's cat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:51,
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different "grebo" methinks deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:59,
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arf!my ass has blisters from the slide
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:32,
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Rules are meant to be broken man! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:33,
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just cosi used pens dont make it a drawwring!!1
( awsm! namaste bitches,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:36,
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I was going more for the non celeb thing but yeah. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:44,
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I saw the Halliburton sign......and my first thought was 'Doesn't look much like Dick Cheney, apart from the specs.'
I get it now! Good work :-)
(I get it now! Good work :-)
Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:28,
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It was the only red thing i had on my desk at work!But it works quite well i think
( awsm! namaste bitches,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:55,
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Here is the script! Sorry it took so long..."..."
"!"
"?!"
"..."
"???"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"?"
("!"
"?!"
"..."
"???"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"?"
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:19,
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egg brother!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:13,
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I know..am kicking by self as we speakwill wait till the wee small hrs an pop it on the compo board..
(,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:15,
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yes, it is, "isn't it"*looks at shoes*
Nice shoes! :D
(Nice shoes! :D
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:19,
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yeah, they are aren't they?i got them from asda, only cost £15 too,
yours are much nicer though ;)
(yours are much nicer though ;)
weaver.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:24,
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but.. I'm not wearing shoes!!!*runs off crying leaving a trail of toilet roll*
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:26,
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you could do thator you could just click edit
and change it to a compo entry
(and change it to a compo entry
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:16,
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There is no compo board; you just edit your post and choose which compo to add it to. Bob Todd whee,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:32,
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the main difference being, I like eggs, and never feel like stamping on them
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:18,
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Uncanny!That reminds me of this, which I made only last night for some reason.....
(
baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:31,
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*YOU FUCKIN' WHORE*(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:34,
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hahaIt's great how mentally retarded Bennet looks when you only show
him on his own in that fight scene, so that it looks like he's fighting thin air.
(him on his own in that fight scene, so that it looks like he's fighting thin air.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:43,
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my favourite bit isI let him go
(CUT TO SULLY)
nighty noodles
((CUT TO SULLY)
nighty noodles
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:51,
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This is so many kinds of awsome that I've lost count. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:52,
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What the hell is that? JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:53,
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I only know up to the one that looks like a fat man standing sideways. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:56,
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Like that, but rounder. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:58,
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Close, but no loopy thing on top. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:59,
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Not quite so fat. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:00,
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I totally don't recognise any of your numbers. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:02,
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I might delete this whole subthread. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:08,
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You're just intimidated by my fresh and exciting take on mathematics.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:09,
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I am both scared and aroused. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:10,
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No, that's a Jew profile. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:59,
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That's a snakey. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:05,
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Nearly. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:07,
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Huzzah! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:10,
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ThanksWas supposed to be for my showreel to show prospective employers.... I think this would just scare people off
(
Sheep!,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:53,
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Also, he's got a limp.Might want to get that checked.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:54,
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And his Pretty Severe Short Sightedness(actually it might be long sightedness)
( Sheep!,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:57,
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a limp what?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:08,
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he shouldn't dip it in his teawithout having an emergency spoon close by
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:13,
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Or just be aware of the International Biscuit Submergence Period of Sogginess RegulationOr IBSPOSR
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:19,
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of coursedidn't he get the pamphlet?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:21,
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Probably couldn't read it. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:23,
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too much wankingit makes you blind, don'tcha know.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:26,
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I can spot an elephant a meter off! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:36,
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hahaThat's outstanding.
Edit: (:
(Edit: (:
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:53,
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^_^ Go on, teabag poverty! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:59,
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Awwww, d'you want me to drag my sack across your face? monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:02,
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BOLLOCKS AWAY! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:04,
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That's the way you learn... monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:13,
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just getting some air (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:55,
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that's one hairy king eddie
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:02,
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what, you've never called them love spuds?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:15,
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i shall have many beers tomorrowit helps my stress levels
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:19,
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You are a rare catch among the reedsWoo
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:13,
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nice
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:16,
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"it's a lovely sunny day, I'll just pop out for a nice stroll!":D
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:17,
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cheersI like the nasty hairs on yours :)
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:21,
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if i thought a nice walkwould result in finding random cocks, i'd never be in the house
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:23,
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you kidding, the streets are filled with cocks!:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:26,
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yeah, but they're not the friendly ones
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:27,
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HahahaHave you seen this?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:23,
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i still love this
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:25,
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ahahahayou're younger than me :)
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:56,
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I am genuinely......LOLing. That's great!
( Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky,
Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:24,
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ha ha ha
il get mine out for that
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:21,
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HOLY SCOTCH EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:20,
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hahahaoh my fucking god!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 9 Aug 2009, 9:46,
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these are all amazing (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:50,
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ewwthey popped and i've got white stuff all over my member
(
boris the spider,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:00,
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That's disgusting......'member'
What a perverse name for a cock.
(What a perverse name for a cock.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:04,
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i normallyrefer to the little chap as john thomas esquire.
( boris the spider,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:06,
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Your doing it wrong
Animation attempt 3, speeds getting there i think even if my photoshop skills arn't!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:37,
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american power plugs*shakes head*
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:38,
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I KNOW! :-(But they where the only peeps to take betamax on properly
Although it was a MUCH better format! *shakes fist at sony for killing YET ANOTHER good format by not releasing technology!!!
(Although it was a MUCH better format! *shakes fist at sony for killing YET ANOTHER good format by not releasing technology!!!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:40,
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sonys toys in sonys pram or its waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:12,
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I bet as he does this his tongue is sticking out slightly zoldergoose,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:40,
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why not.....mine was when i made it!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:41,
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hahahah. ningles my lovelieshow are we all?
(
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:41,
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trying to avoid thinking about smoking, as i've ran out.and planning a bit of b3ta inspired embroidery.
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:45,
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Gutted, I've well got loads of fags here. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:47,
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I dont even smokeBut theres 4 pouches of golden virginia on my desk!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:50,
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Are you up to your balls in butts?*snickers*
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:51,
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Oh, dude :( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:53,
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but do you have anything to smoke?HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:18,
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I am hot and have a headache and a bad neck
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:44,
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Imagine how thirsty I'll be by then mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:54,
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Regretful,I drank some New Improved Blackthorns. Error.
What about you?
(What about you?
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:48,
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JASC animation shop 3Think it was made in 2001 :-S
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:07,
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I love to tease my Hi-Fi too.Woo! :)
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:44,
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but that takes the thought out of the equationNow hes just adding some kind of fanning effect to his equipment!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:51,
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For some strange semi-drunken reason, the figure 8 make me think of ice-skating, & therefore...(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
Now do....Mark SpeightShoe laces required and ask an adult for help.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:34,
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fish in cat eye in earth in cat eye D:
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:45,
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now this is clearly photoshopped, I can tell by some of the pixels Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:16,
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if only it wereThough I admit to using the warm up filter to give me a tan
( sepang 's favourite day is,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:16,
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Oh wow no.I'd rather not see this ...
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:18,
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i can gaz you links
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:21,
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hmmyou know, now that I think about it, I think it would miss that element of mystery.
(,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:24,
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^put me down for 'EURGH' too PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:20,
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No, I'm spartacusI'm from Bristol, it is fantastic.
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:06,
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Some kid nailed my hands, I didn't like it. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:07,
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you're shitting me?did we all vote for it?
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:07,
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Fine! Don't answer me Mutant Paxman! I always knew you were a cunt. Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:53,
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This actually suits him perfectlythough I never fail to find his Newsnight antics utterly hilarious
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:53,
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"ANSWER THE QUESTION" "well we've enabled.." "ANSWER THE QUESTION" "but th.. th" "ANSWER THE QUESTION"*cry*
"ANSWER THE QUESTION"
*melt*
"ANSWER THE QUESTION"
*death*
"WITTY JAPE, GOODNIGHT" *wink*
("ANSWER THE QUESTION"
*melt*
"ANSWER THE QUESTION"
*death*
"WITTY JAPE, GOODNIGHT" *wink*
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:57,
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That is all I like about himit's like a quite reasonable gatling gun of verbal "like seriously dude, you are completely full of shit"
With added sincerity and dramatic eyebrows
(With added sincerity and dramatic eyebrows
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:03,
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Arf :)Yes indeed
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:37,
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argghh!and it seems to me you lived your life etc
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:31,
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reminds me of that cat with no face called chase(
Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:35,
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do not be afraid she is super and lully Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:51,
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she looks better with a full coat than with the lion cut, so look back in the archives. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:53,
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he's a lovely looking fellaTo be fair he does give me teh fear, but according to the blog he's happy and not in pain. I imagine its sorta what Michael Jackson looked like at the end.
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:56,
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I wonder if it can moonwalk mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:46,
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She.Chase is a girl.
Read better.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:51,
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I dont like b3ta bullying that guy.
He's a bloody sound bloke who I be proud to share a pint with.
P3L3 is not my real name.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:37,
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hello b3tanot been here in ages i'm somewhat out of practice it shows and also gimp is being a cunt. but i like this anyway.
( boris the spider,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:28,
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Spiffing!How do you get on with gimp? I've started trying to use it in a perhaps-I-shouldn't-pirate-so-much-software move but just find it bloody annoying.
(
Peregr1n @peregr1n,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:35,
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i generallytry something, swear at its stupid interface, swear at the programmers and swear at it again. then i install photoshop and get confused by all the workingness of it and go back to gimp. (also my work machine is linux and only has gimp on it so i just got used to it.)
it's an irritating program written by people who've not yet learned that programmers shouldn't be allowed to design the interface. people speak quite well about gimpshop which tries to rearrange it into something sensible. but i'm used to it and once you know where things are hidden it's good enough for what i use it for.
(it's an irritating program written by people who've not yet learned that programmers shouldn't be allowed to design the interface. people speak quite well about gimpshop which tries to rearrange it into something sensible. but i'm used to it and once you know where things are hidden it's good enough for what i use it for.
boris the spider,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:40,
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gimpshop will just piss you off completely discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:43,
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hmmta for the warning. i actually downloaded it once and never got round to installing it. maybe i won't bother.
what's that other one like, calls itself paint advanced or something? i think it was god save the queen gave me the link ages back and i never checked it out.
(what's that other one like, calls itself paint advanced or something? i think it was god save the queen gave me the link ages back and i never checked it out.
boris the spider,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:45,
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I downloaded it a while agoI found it more offensive than either gimp or photoshop.
no doubt I'll be told by some genius that I'm omgwrong
but meh, fuck the geniuses!
paint.net is passable but that's annoying too.
despite issues with photosoup ui it's still the easiest one to just sit down and play with
if you truly want horror, download blender :D
(no doubt I'll be told by some genius that I'm omgwrong
but meh, fuck the geniuses!
paint.net is passable but that's annoying too.
despite issues with photosoup ui it's still the easiest one to just sit down and play with
if you truly want horror, download blender :D
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:47,
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paint.netthat's the one! maybe i'll just install this copy of photoshop that i happen to have lying around and be done with it. yeah, that's the ticket.
i have enough horror in my daily life. it may not mean much to most here but i use maple on a daily basis. one of these days i may top myself.
(i have enough horror in my daily life. it may not mean much to most here but i use maple on a daily basis. one of these days i may top myself.
boris the spider,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:50,
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if it's a naughty photosoup remember tehy like to phone home :) discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:53,
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it may finditself put on the naughty step if it tries
( boris the spider,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:54,
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paint.net is okayit's good for me as a stepping stone, although i have no idea how the clone stamp works as it doesn't seem to do anything
( weaver.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:59,
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you have to clone stamp on the same layer as the thing you want to clone, as far as I can tell:)
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:01,
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do you have to do something with ctrl or alt or something first to set a starting point?
(,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:09,
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AgreedI spent 10mins just staring at the screen when I tried to use Blender.
Then I felt my braincells starting to die, so gave up...
(,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:16,
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Then I felt my braincells starting to die, so gave up...
This is nicely done :)GIMP is hard to adjust to.
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:39,
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alasi grew as adjusted as i'll ever be and i still have trouble. though today that trouble was gimp crashing repeatedly when i just wanted to change the hue of a layer.
( boris the spider,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:42,
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looks good to meHe's the very model of a modern major geneagle.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:40,
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A true civil war heroHere he's in his younger days relaxing before the battle
( boris the spider,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:44,
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John Lennon was a bit salty...
calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:25,
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According to Yoko, yes.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:27,
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Hello B3ta, I made you some wallpapers.
Both are 1680 x 1050, about 800kb. Crop to your liking if your monitor's not widescreen.
Okay, they're a bit OS default-y, but at least they're work-safe. 'Ning.
Bob Todd whee,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:54,
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oooh, I like the one on the left very much.Tis now adorning my monitor, ta.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:55,
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please excuse the pea - thought I might as well put lou up again :-)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:18,
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I HOPE THAT'S COCAINEUP THE FUCKING NOSE MOTHER FUCKER
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:15,
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My room's not that shape though.It may be just me but I can't find that challange suggestion anyway. I also seem to remember that the light switch image is an old one of Faiser's.
Are compo's now made to fit what b3ta admin have lying around on their hard drives?
(Are compo's now made to fit what b3ta admin have lying around on their hard drives?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:58,
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It is a bit similar to a couple of previous ones, I'm sure. Bob Todd whee,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:00,
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but not an accurate onethe image was monkeons
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:03,
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Hence the URL I suppose.I know I'd seen it before.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:06,
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My room's not that shape though.It may be just me but I can't find that challange suggestion anyway. I also seem to remember that the light switch image is an old one of Faiser's.
Are compo's now made to fit what b3ta admin have lying around on their hard drives?
(Are compo's now made to fit what b3ta admin have lying around on their hard drives?
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:02,
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Very nice :)
Click for bigger (175 kb)
I caught little Luca being mischievous out for a stroll earlier
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:02,
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That is very good :) Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:05,
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"Quick Charlie, close Alpha Tunnel, we've been rumbled" The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:05,
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Oo, took me a while to work out what I was looking at.Lovely!
Where do you live that has monkeys?
(Where do you live that has monkeys?
Bob Todd whee,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:05,
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You are a bloody magical photographer, mate.*throws camera away*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:09,
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Cheers guys :)that really was a kinda random post from a random shot from lunch
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:51,
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That is effing brilliant*buys hat*
*takes hat off in your presence*
(*takes hat off in your presence*
Ysol ab abl blap,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:55,
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Haha, that is a smashing imageAlthough I'm having a hard time thinking of acting naturally as mischievous.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:57,
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love the first one, Bob :) looks lovely
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:04,
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I mean I agreeI'm not talking about the roman underworld
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:16,
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very nice :)i've currently got animals.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/11593/ as my wallpaper, i'll save yours for later
( weaver.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:10,
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I've seen that floating around the internet before;who made it originally?
( Bob Todd whee,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:11,
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you're probably thinking ofwhen pasanonic added some stars to it or something
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:13,
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thanks. i made you all some chips.but i ate them.
(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:14,
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you wouldnt have liked them anyway.i smothered them in tobasco. then my saliva.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:18,
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well get this.i have PERI PERI sauce drizzed over too I BET YOUVE ALL COME IN YOUR PANTS AND SHIT
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:22,
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That had disappointingly few pig noisesconsidering bacon got first billing in the title.
( Bob Todd whee,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:19,
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yesbut for some strange reason I found it amusing
probably due to a current bacon craving.
(probably due to a current bacon craving.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:20,
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Needs more robotic dinosaurs.Otherwise nice.
( Peregr1n @peregr1n,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:25,
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nice!!the first one is now my background :D
(
the_man361 bffwaarghhl,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:59,
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I was going to get out the seamcat,but I am not going to after all as I don't need to and I like this.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:45,
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The glasses are excellent.I am just in a shitty mood with the world because nobody understands URLs.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:48,
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That woman has the most unfortunate goofy smile there. Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:45,
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She's all like DUYY DUYY DUYY DUYY DUYY DUYY DUYY DUYY Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:46,
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Is it the right time to post this abomination?Barbara Windsor revises her cheeky role as bubbly Nurse Sandra May in the 2009 remake of Carry on Doctor
NSFHE (Not Safe For Human Eyes)
I am traumatised.
(NSFHE (Not Safe For Human Eyes)
I am traumatised.
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:37,
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I made a version of that image with only one breast,but I cannot find it.
BEST
STORY
EVAR!
(BEST
STORY
EVAR!
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39,
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Aaarrrrrghhh my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39,
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Love me some sloppy clunge.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39,
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You recieve a greeting card, it says "you are well"You fall down a well, url. on the way down you practice your maternity breathing techinques" HOOOO HAAAAAA HEEEELELLLLL. The babby comes out and you name it earl. You (also named earl) hold it in your arms and say to earl "You are earl".
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39,
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Due cough Earl. Due Due Due Cough Earl. Due Due Due Cough Earl- Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:41,
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that bread needs another 20 minutes Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39,
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PffftNing
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:41,
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I don't think that will help...But I'd add several kilos of portland cement to the mix next time to firm it up a bit.
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:12,
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I am surprised that you managed to finish the imageand post it before the trauma took hold.
I assume you'll be rocking back and forth in the foetal position all night.
I know I will.
Also: Woo! :)
(I assume you'll be rocking back and forth in the foetal position all night.
I know I will.
Also: Woo! :)
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:46,
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Frankly, after admiring your workits a damn necessity.
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:51,
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'kin 'ell.I don't know whether to be sick or aroused.
(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:49,
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When it comes to B3tathat Venn diagram has only one circle.
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:52,
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Vomit on your cock and have a wank.G'wan.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:52,
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Jeez ! Why In The Name Of All That Is HolyDid you inflict that upon my poor eyes ?
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:58,
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