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# worse than swine flu
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Haha, aaaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Yay for doctors :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Haha
Jamnog's been at him
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# nah its grass, I
specialize in fur
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Maybe his grass just had grow
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I still love you
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# lol nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Look Mum; no blood!
Sorry connor :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# lol nice one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)
# *gratuitously drop shadows and pillow embosses*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Haha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 2:50, archived)
# hahaha
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T USE THE SPOT HEALING BRUSH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Fuck Ipswich.
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# anteaters don't just eat ants
they're also fond of termites and creamy profiteroles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# What IS football?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# soccer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# It's a sport that lots of people play.
Not liking it doesn't make you gay or effeminate or anything. Conversely, just because you do like it, you're not necessarily a meat head or a hooligan.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# a very painful swelling of the foot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Life.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Why are they goatseing that shirt?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# if you can, why not?
and, as my head is threatening to split open, i'm off to bed.
g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# nite miss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# can we have a nice paint.exe thread?
I like those

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# yes!
MZÉOffset 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F

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00000050 69 73 20 70 72 6F 67 72 61 6D 20 63 61 6E 6E 6F is program canno
00000060 74 20 62 65 20 72 75 6E 20 69 6E 20 44 4F 53 20 t be run in DOS
00000070 6D 6F 64 65 2E 0D 0D 0A 24 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 mode.

$.......
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)
# I think I love you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# you don't mean like sex and babies and stuff do you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# no, I mean like smearing gravy onto yorkshire puddings
and no other thing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# 0.0
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 2:46, archived)
# that's right!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
#
stlouis.craigslist.org/zip/1311288009.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Sooooo tired of the CRAP
lexington.craigslist.org/w4w/1296900149.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Norwich 1 - 7 Colchester
Norwich 1 - 7 Colchester hahaha

MOD EDIT: Naughty Step 1 = herman37 0
Naughty Step 1 = herman37 0 hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
#


edit: AHAHAHA

And it's a game of one half.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Yay for Mod :D
Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# threadwaste, glooooooooooooorious threadwaste
This is an animated version of a crappy pic I did earlier today

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# why the long face?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# My mind to your mind
Your face to my face
(Cloudane, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHMojr6A98Q
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I was thinking of Spock's mind meld...
...but Yazoo taking the part of Cloud in his final scenes and tripping out on something weird is fair enough :)
(Cloudane, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# oh!
we still have the naughty step?
KEWL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# This post is shit so have this funny image
(Peter_G, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# fuck you!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# haha mon the badgers!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# *nelson voice* HAR HAR
You just enjoyed an image that originated from 4chan!
(Peter_G, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# i feel dirty now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# as you should
If b3ta is the brain of image boards, then 4chan is that stuff you get under your foreskin if you don't wash it for a while.
(Peter_G, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# one suspects
you speak of knob-cheese. smegma. aunt fanny's dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# \o-/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Tonights mod is Delia Smith

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# well thank fuck for that....
annoying little twunt
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# What the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Finally civilised Roman culture gets it's own back on Boudicea.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# number 2 in a series of some
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# LOL!
Also, number 1?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# that was boris johnson
fuck knows what i've done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Have the pea flavoured sherbet one from that thread.

I should do Maggie now. Hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# scarily. that makes him look more normal
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# you want to do maggie
perv
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Not!
Perversion has its limits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# true
i've never wanted to rim a donkey, for one thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# ARGHS
This makes me want to see Cockweasle's Freebase Accordion Domination Fuck picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# something to do with a bloody and worn clitoral stump, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# how did you guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# It was summat like this . . . only differnt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# yes. yes it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# FUCK!
as if she wasn't scary enough already...
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# i hate clowns and politicians
it seemed natural to mix them up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# and make something entirely unnatural
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i'm all about the unnatural
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . I wanted to see what she looked like in a Noze Muzzle . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# she looks like papa lazarou's mum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# they both look incredibly evil
the clown makeup doesn't help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Full evil and half-assed evil.
Brown doesn't know how to be evil. Or how not to be
evil, alas. Mag's, on the otherhand, is the pure stuff.
Her moral compass is shaped like a Klein bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# brown just follows suit
which, despite being dull, is still evil. at least maggie had the imagination to be truly evil.
that bitch took my milk away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Can I just turn everyone's attention
back to herons?

Although herons resemble birds in some other families, such as the storks, ibises and spoonbills, they differ from these in flying with their necks retracted, not outstretched. They are also one of the bird groups that have powder down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# yes. yes you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# This image is relevant to my interests.
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# You've got me hooked !
Put it on my bill . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# well, it's obvious which one's gonna get the oscar
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# action herions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# If it's got a Hipsley guarrantee then you know it's fucking good shit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Waitin' fo my main . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# HONKY!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# LACITS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Gill Scott
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I can assure you that my attention never turned away from herons.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Is it just me or...
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# mmmm
tasty gravel
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Arf.
Yes, it is just you. However, I do think that they make the very tip of the triangles out of concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Those wacky swiss fellows!
It's amazing what they can do with concrete
ucawards.com/node/4276
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Isn't it just,
*doesn't understand*

Although, I went to Switzerland last year. It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Manufcatured in India, Nepal, Cambodia, Kenya, Tanzania, Senegal, Paraguay, Peru, Niger, Burkina Faso, Madagascar, and Sri Lanka
fucking hell! it's all over the bloody place, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# pave my drive with chocolate, bitch!
the worst part is when you stab yourself in the gum or up the nose with the pointy bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# ^this
why make chocolate painful?!

edit: wait, nose? how do you eat toblerone?
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# or the roof of your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# every bite of each triangle represents another acceptance of the illuminati
/catnippp blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Tobelerone
was used as anti-tank architecture in the WWII.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
# ipswich :))
264KB jpeg

MOD EDIT: If you are going to ignore the 100KB limit for still images, at least make it funny. Or good.
(herman:D, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Can you make this bigger please?
And also, can you make it less interesting? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# lol
no
(herman:D, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Seriously,
this is not wallpapers.com, and 100kb is the limit for still images to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Hahahahhaha
You just bought our shit striker. Who is, apparently, shit. I know nothing about football, but I know shit when i'm told shit is shit.

I'm saying shit too much, aren't I? I'll never be able to do football talk :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I fear however that you are thinking I am an Ipswich supporter. I find that deeply offensive.

Also, are you Watford or Sunderland?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Watford,
for my sins
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Tamas Priskin?
Clearly whoever told you that is shit at football too ;) Wasn't he your top scorer last season?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# He wears yellow....
I really don't know; I thought Tommy Smiff was.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Unless you're away ;)
Ah yes, you may well be right. But none the less, I have heard only good things about him :
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I'm learning from my latest Beau:
He left us. He is therefore Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Well there's a simple solution,
dump your latest beau, move to South-East London and learn the ways of the Charlton faithful ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I like the first part...
Not the second.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# OK.
I won't teach you the ways of the Charlton faithful ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Are there secret hand shakes
and costumes and stuff? I might just come around if there is stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Well yeah,
every other saturday we dress up in red shirts and white shorts. Then we go to a pub called The Antigallican and talk about hating French people, which we don't really, but we don't want to upset the landlord.

Then, we go round the corner, watch some fellas kick a pigskin about for a couple of hours, and then go to a pub called The Oak.

It's well lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# That isn't Stuff.
That is bloke. When you get a badge or summat, give me a shout. :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# We have a badge!
It's got a fucking sword on it and everything!

www.warrenbassett.co.uk/charlton_athletic_logo.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I can see all sorts of near faces
in the hand side on. (Can't spell sillyouette) but i'm resisting shopping. I must finnish my crappy car.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Another reason why we're awesome ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I even replied to the wrong message
THAT'S me and football.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I think you have just found the fourth dimension of gay
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# r u gay
LOl
(herman:D, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# lol ballfoot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# You have been here over a year and never read the FAQ?
That's an extensive failure
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# fuck that shit
..
(herman:D, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# which is the one who got set on fire
all the rubbish under the stadium got lit and ...foom... was it ipswich...

is this what this is about...questionmark...

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# this is your brain on FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# FUCK YEAH FUCKING IPSWICH TOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# come on Goblin, I don't have my glasses on
so it's hard to make out
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# FUCK YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH FUCKING IIIIPSWIIIIIIICH TOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# One of your balls is bigger than the other.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# FUCK OFF FUCKING IPSWICH MOTHERFUCKING TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# haha
they are heroes to one and all
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Well done SSG.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# FUCKING IPSWIIIICH TOWN FUCKING YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)
# take that hd... b3ta goes 920 better
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# i find it funny that this pic is hosted at a website called 'tinypic'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I was going to say something about football, about Ipswich's chances tomorrow even
But based on your replies to other comments you appear to be a cunt, so fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Ah
continuing where you left off yesterday. Nothing personal but you're a minor annoyance I don't feel like dealing with right now so I'm going to put you on ignore for a while. Have fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# What was he up to yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# no doubt, being a poo head
why must people be poo heads!

stop that poo head ness!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i shouldn't have
but i larfed like a motherfucker!
Woo Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# i've got the heron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# You dropped an i.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Don't you drop E's not I's?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# LoLz!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# ...or where you're from....H's.
LOLORZ
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Are you saying I'm posh or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Nah.
Just Southern.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# shh!
don't give the fucking game away!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Haha!
*Barks like a toad*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# TOAB
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Ha!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
translationparty.com/tp/#682182
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# interesting
translationparty.com/tp/#682536
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# does this actually count as equilibrium?
translationparty.com/tp/#682581
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Yes.
translationparty.com/tp/#682866
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I present to you:
translationparty.com/tp/#682888
translationparty.com/tp/#682915
translationparty.com/tp/#682940

It seems they will never resolve the Bad version!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
#
translationparty.com/tp/#683136
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# The equilibrium is strong in this one!
translationparty.com/tp/#683323
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Red Sushi shout give a shout
translationparty.com/tp/#684293
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# No space
translationparty.com/tp/#684443

GIVE A SHOUT GIVE A SHOUT REDSUSHI!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# i figured the no space would mangle the word form and end it sooner
suprisingly fun

edit... aahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa translationparty.com/tp/#684929
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Also, translationparty.com/tp/#685244

And: translationparty.com/tp/#685391
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# http://translationparty.com/tp/#685665
from cunt sniffing to eaves dropping in a blink of an eye
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# you're a big meany.
edit... i mean mushroom

translationparty.com/tp/#686361
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Shut up ginge!
edit: Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# LOL!
translationparty.com/tp/#682580
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
#
translationparty.com/tp/#682718
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# i think i bust it
translationparty.com/tp/#683846
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# haaaaaa
translationparty.com/tp/#684075
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
#
translationparty.com/tp/#684501
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
#
translationparty.com/tp/#685086

Nick of people we are called roboplegic wrongcocks
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# now wring it's scawny neck for stealing all my goldfish from the pond
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Yeah, bastard heron's wanting to fish
and acting in the manner nature intended!

Cunts! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# absolutely
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# bears
needed to vent something after seein lame comedians at the fringe

(daninderry, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Fucking bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Straight Pimpin'
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# the fringe?
more exciting than my day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Rumba !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# lol
:)
(herman:D, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Ha! Ha! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# oh hai
!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Great to see him return :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# He's quite apeeling!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Stop photoshopping yourself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Is that me? No it isn't.
So, in that case, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Yeah it is!
Look, mirror, now!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# *looks in a mirror*
Nope, still not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Yeah, the yellow bendy cunt!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Like a ferret
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# erm..no,
like a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I fucking love this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Right, that's enough for me today

I'm off doing ... other things
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaa . . . he's won the steeple chase by a head and a pirouette !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Triple spang salvo!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# dry smile time
(very dry)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# So he is!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# would
right up the apse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Sexy church time

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# bluetits!
mine are currently a mottled red.
never sunbathe in a lace bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Pfft
I'll bear it in mind.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Lettuce Dance.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Mediocre, I think you've gone brain insane. Inside your head.
Check for wheat and moss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# i need new glasses
i thought you'd called him microfibre
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# 12 japes a japing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Timmy is on the telly tonight!
So have a timpic:



*fetches canvas bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# timmy is fond of eyeliner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# he is indeed:
"i work very hard for a rock and roll face, i've got the kooky contact lenses and the girly mascara ... and the fact that i don't wear shoes is just an affectation"

*dances to the timmymusics*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)
# heheheh
i bet he loves marilyn manson.
then again, i do like his cover of tainted love.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# He so reminds me of Bobcat Goldthwaite!


Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# you're right!
i knew there was something i couldn't quite put my finger on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# __ ____ ____ ?
irresistible . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hahah
yes! nailed it !
(JoePesky, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Nice strands !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Needs more songs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# He looks like an ugly me.
Who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# aussie comedian dude
plays piano and sings funny songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# So an antipodean Bill Bailey?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
# marvellous in't he
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Mook Shake
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# *brings all the boys to the yard*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I nearly said that.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# No you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# OK then typed!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# *brings all the boys to the yard*
__________________ there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Why do you feel the need to lie all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Cos sitting hurts my back.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# LOL!
I love this program on BBC2 right now. Shit talent show auditions. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I saw it the other day.
LOL-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Any outstanding acts ?
Chainsaw jugglers or such ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Nah, not yet,
But lots of horrendously naff acts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Head between two peoples tits....
Nothing finer!!

..I presume....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Aaaah yes . . . pillow talk . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sorry couldn't resist... gets coat
(gtfomh, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Good call !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# That's the call . . . now }}}}}}}}}}SHAKE{{{{{{{{{
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# TITS

Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Teats of plenty . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# TITS TITS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Shaken ~!~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# bewbs &
buttsis'!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# The whule shebang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# good:)
haha
(herman:D, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Hey Gerry explain something to me
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8191833.stm
Are the anti-fascists anti-anti-islamic-fundamentalist?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
You are a marvel, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Thirst quenching . . . is such a fun treat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# this is rather good
but does anyone else find cows rather sinister?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# How can you tell they are left handed?
ROFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# it takes one to know one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# haha cow faces are awesome
or scary as hell, depending on how many and how fast they are moving.
(gtfomh, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i vote for scary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I've tried reading some of their minds . . . but keep coming up blank . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# pfff
silly person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# freshly squeezed
the teat-tongue scares me a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# You've a very keen eye there Bloop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# uploading or downloading?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# sideloadingside
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# moooooooooooooooooooo!
fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# lol
haha
(herman:D, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Shake shake shake . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] That cunt off the one show
Anal
(Anal Baby You Smell, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Adrian Chiles looks nothing like a redex!
EDIT: You make Toby Jugs for a living? Top Job ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
#
Why does this never work for me?
(Anal Baby You Smell, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I dunno, what hosting are you using?
Also, you need the uplaod codeZ!

You doing it right?

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#postimage

What's the url for your pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
#
is not a valid picture link
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# <img /> that is. Change it to <img src="yourlinkinhere">
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Incompetence, probably ;-)
(gtfomh, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# HE DESERVES EVERYTHING HE GETS! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
Yeah you are right, worked fourth time though for some strange reason
(Anal Baby You Smell, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# haha now there's 2 of 'em
(gtfomh, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Double fail
go for the hat trick?
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Like a tiny pair of lobsided square boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I'm confused



/edit: ah. okay. that was a bit disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# haha
everything's better in stereo
(gtfomh, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# All that trouble for that? *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
#
Dont know why I bother
(Anal Baby You Smell, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# That's the point, you didn't bother.
You just posted something you found.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# There you go :)





Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# now, now
it's not bad if he made it himself :D
(gtfomh, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
#
Of course I didn't make it myself
(Anal Baby You Smell, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# why of course?
I bet there are people on here who make stuff like that as a hobby, and most people on here only post stuff they have made. Of course, I suspected you were not such a person :p
(gtfomh, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Hmmm...seems rather pointless entering this in an image challenge, don't you think?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Toby..? Toby..?Toby Wong..?
Fucking Charlie Chan???
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# OH DANIEL SAN MADE IN TAIWAN OH COME ON JACKIE CHAN
OH WHOA OH WOAH WO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# English,Motherfucker...
Do you spaek it?


Nings.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Ning Stanbo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRrICKgB3wE
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Nice.

Jackie Chan is mad in the head!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Emily Pancake


you know cause her name sounds like pancake, buts it not, get it??
(nikkibic is like a candle in the wind... unreliable, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Unfortunately.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Mmm...what sounds do pancakes make, actually?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I was going for a 360 but
the little guy* woke up and moved a bit.



* he was the size of a pound coin.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Bees are fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Bees are awesome fucking too!!
Bee Porn! SFW unless you're a drone...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B103CQB1xkI
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Heh
www.flickr.com/groups/insectporn/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# hehe brilliant!
I'll have to add some of the stills :)
www.flickr.com/photos/jansenmann/3764992900/sizes/l/
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# You should, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Done
Nice group
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I have some friends that go out to make pictures especially for that group

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Incredible work,
Some spectacular images in there, I now have macro lens envy :(
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# The macro function on some of the cheapest cameras is surprisingly good sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Good tip
I'll try my EOS out in tulip mode tomorrow..
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I was actually referring to 150 euro ixuses and powershots
but that's good too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
(Poodles! MCCCXXXVII, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# woo
matrix bee
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Yay bees!

Photographed these yesterday
Busy bees
(cfb)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Yay
I've lost touch with what you are clicking away with these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Gave my macro lens a fair spin yesterday
After almost never choosing to take it along with me even since I bought it.
It's actually quite nice.
I always like the big versions best with the macro shots.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I got to play with mine, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Woo
That is simply wonderful stuff

Yay you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# thanks
loved your cheeky monkey picture BTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Cheers!
Has gone down very well all over the web, even at work with my mates who look after that little guy; though we can't really use it, given it features caging; which annoyingly for such a lovely shot, is not want we want to draw emphasis upon with the work we do, sort of thing



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Luca is lovely,
but I don't like his parents after they tried to attack me and you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Coolness
Nice lighting too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I went looking for a
torch especially. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Which one just out out of interest?
A macro is something that has long been on the shopping list, I have never seem to get round to actually getting
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I have the Canon EF 100mm f/2.8 USM Macro
In my opinion, it is the most difficult lens to get used to. But once you get the hang of it, it produces great shots.
www.the-digital-picture.com/Reviews/Canon-EF-100mm-f-2.8-USM-Macro-Lens-Review.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Hehehe
$480 new, $780 used
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Ah cool, that site is quite accurate for his reviews IMO
might just take the plunge with this, I tried the 180mm f/3.5 and realized it was simply impossible without a tripod. 2.8 seems nice and tight as well for something that price; sharp handheld?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Quite sharp. It's even a great lens for portraits, if I have to believe some of my friends who use it more often.

But DoF is so shallow, a mere heartbeat could bring you into the fuzzy spheres.
I did all mine without my tripod, but I have no doubt it would be better to use it in most cases.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Thanks mate :)
I think I will give this a go, seems quite affordable
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Yeah, mine was an 'impulse buy' too

Friend phoned me at work that they were going to the shop right then, and if I also wanted one, I'd better decide in the next ten minutes ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# That's fairly lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Bees can't sleep
He was probably trying to die in a dignified pose (not that Huddled-up-for-warmth crap)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# that was my worry.
he looks like a trooper though.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# What the fuck was it all for!?


For some honey?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Beebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebee
BzZBzzbzbzzzZBzzzz zZBzBZz ZBzz lolOLOlololZzBzZBzz loloZBzbzzBZ! BZBZBZzzzzzBBzZ!llolo!ZBZBZBzz
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# OH hAI LEMON
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Oh hai dood
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# How's donny?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Beetrix !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha
How dare he move a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Aw.
I like bees, they are fluffy and don't try to sting you, and make honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# more booze
should hold him down
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# lol. Fosters?
it's apparently the amber nectar.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# seen the guy who glues flies to matchstick planes?
TJ: fucknuts, missed my 6th b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Fuck yeah for bees :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# BIGBEE
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Niiice!
Went to Chester Zoo yesterday and got quite a good close up of a butterfly in their butterfly house. :D

www.b3tards.com/u/a4ccb79cb7aa28350d3d/p1010242.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Oh wow!
That's gorgeous! I wish I had the money to buy a decent camera :( Instead I have to get Jahled to take my animal pics and send them to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Mine wasn't MEGA expensive.
One of those SLR shaped digital cameras with 12x zoomy-ness. Bang a close up filter on the front of it and Bob's your uncle! Although there's some chromatic aberation (thanks A-level physics!) and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Cor! nice one
I got that one too yesterday :)
www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/3801059312/ (large here, if you don't have a flickr account)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Ooo, very nice!
Better than mine, I'd say. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Seems you got closer to it though
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# yeah!
Tapping fly approves



edit: no, this I what I was thinking of

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Hypnocheese!
I will obey.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# MUST..BUY..HAM....NO, CHEESE!...MUST BUY...HAM..
..NO, CHEESE..MUST..BUY HAM..

*buys crackers*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ah, cheese
Cheese is sinister stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Trapped in a dairy nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Cheese cheese . . . run away cheese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# the vortex offers me dairy by-products
this pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# "....."

"......"


"......"


"......"


/drools a bit


"......"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Yay
I like cheese
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Does this mean you're working on a cheese and toast version of the Time Tunnel?
I certainly hope so!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Chris Moyles what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Munch that fuck to the End Of Days
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Minor near-the-top-subthread-jack
Sometimes I write a response to someone a few pages back and never go back to look...

Is there some way of seeing replies to posts that I've made?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# this would be good.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I do like the instantmessanger-esque way that
message tend to drop off the bottom, but it'd be nice to have a way of keeping worthwhile conversations going and a way of keeping track of old comments without having to make a library of bookmarks and checking them all...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Your profile -> Post count -> Find the one you want.
Or you could search, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# JUSITS 4 MOYELS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I find him less annoying then Wogan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# i find being sodomized with a red hot poker less painfull then listening to wogan
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I don't get why people like wogan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I quite like Moyles sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# he can be good and very good some times
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Secure that shit, Otterby.
Wogan is a national treasure.
George Lamb is a star too.

All you haters can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Lamb is a cunt, that is why he wears a bow tie, so deaf people know he is a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Shit off!
I haven't enjoyed radio banter so much as when I started listening to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# anyway
I just watched the 1933 James Whale version of the invisible man and the start was the NRA banner
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# The whole thing?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Internation Sign Language Explained.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# lamb is a cunt defo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I find you more annoying than earl otterby
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# he must diiiiiiiiiiie

fucking cunt i hate him
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# i dont
lol
(herman:D, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# ah, hes not bad
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# scott mills is a Twat
I want to stab him so much
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I really wish he would get some new material.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# quick and shit

original
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# It took me a while to find me glasses
but HaHaHa! Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Mmm, mould.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# *squints*
The most amazing thing happened yesterday. It was so amazing, it ranks at the top of the lofty tower of amazing things to experience in life as a human being trying to keep a rational head amid all this insane hideousness we call civilization. It was enough to make my very sentience halt in it's tracks and shudder at a terrifying vista of reality I never thought imaginable.

I worked a lovely fourteen hour day yesterday, six onwards being to photograph the annual Zoo Nights thing we do once a year. As I unloaded my equipment I managed to cut my index finger enough for blood to emerge in minor but irritating enough quantities to piss me off, the more so I would be imminently handling two cameras and four lenses for the evening. I needed a plaster. Time is tight, it's quarter to six, we have the department briefing in fifteen minutes. So I rushed around department to department trying to find a tiny plaster. No one had one. Eventually I am told to go to HR; they more or less must have one by law. I rushed up the stair case, all the while cleaning the blood from my finger with my gob, and found someone; and asked for a plaster. Yes they had one, but she couldn't give it to me because she wasn't an official first aider. I simply stared at her in silence for long enough trying to correlate the sudden madness of my mind for her to realize I could well have said, 'You have got to be fucking joking?'

But words didn't escape; this lunacy wasn't her fault after all, she was just a grunt doing what she's told to do (or not do); but by christ, has it come to this? I wasn't asking for medication, or a syringe, just a fucking plaster!

*bangs head in despair*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# In my job for the NHS (which I am about to leave)
I need as many signatures to order a rubber
stamp as I would need to get an abortion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Moments like this
How not to sound like the Daily Fail in response?

Who comes out with legislation like this? How do they have board meetings and keep a straight face when they make stuff like this law?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
it's a consipracy to bring the NHS to its knees in what looks like incompetence so that people rile against it and instead turn to nice, expensive private medical care.

Either that or the people in charge are a bunch of fucking idiots.

And surely no-one would put a bunch of idiots in charge.

Surely.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I could honestly stare into the endless depths of space
and not fathom the reasoning with this one. What could possibly go wrong from a corporate point of view giving someone a tiny plaster to cover a slight cut on a finger, so drops of blood don't get on their cameras?

I'm quite good with political correctness, but come on
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Political correctness is all well and good
but it doesn't really have anything to do with subject in hand.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Well no, it does
ten years ago if my finger had a little cut causing annoyance and I asked that girl for a plaster and she refused, it would be incomprehensible, and be in Private Eye as a joke to far; or as I said, some reactionary headline in some right-wing paper

Yesterday, it simply wasted my time; i missed the staff canteen and half our department's briefing trying to find a fucking plaster, that could have been resolved immediately

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Ah, Health and Safety Gone Mad
Seriously - this isn't a legislation thing, just some bad briefing and lack of common sense at your workplace. Employers have a duty of care which means that refusing you a plaster is more worrying than the fact that you cut yourself at work in the first place.

Love your pics by the way.

(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Emm
I shall raise this issue with my boss and the HR director on Monday, thanks for that

An incredible waste of resources (me missing food) and half a PR briefing (information)

and cheers, in the right place I guess ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# By this time had you stopped bleeding?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha
But alas, my finger was still trickling out enough blood to go everywhere; you've seen my kit mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# How To?!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# That's how
for now
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not go south of the river at this time of night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Top Tip.
If you live south of the river and want to get a black cab home late at night, befriend a black cab driver who lives near you who works nights. Problem Solved. It's what I did :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Can we get Top Tips by Redsushi! in a weekly series?
please.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# No.
Maybe

I only have that top tip :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Top tip: Read Viz
And pass off their Top Tips as your own.
(AMadDayYes, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# You could just repeat that tip once a week every week.
only an idea.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Does that mean I have to be here every Saturday at 8 o'clock now then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Are you not anyway?
I mean who does things on a saturday night?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Fair point well made ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Or tell them it's a £50 fine for refusing a fare.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Is it?
And if so, who do you tell? And who gets the fine?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Some tv show said it once. No idea who you taddle to though, wouldn't be that hard to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Thinking about it,
I should imagine it is the Hackney Carriage Office you tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# We don't get Black cabs around here so I wouldn't know.
And the River Croal doesn't really count as a proper river to live south of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Unless it's changed since 2001 you're right
as long as the trip is under 6 miles.
This little fact determined the boundaries of my previous house-hunting in London and I made damn sure I was well within a 6 mile radius of the West End.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I hate to break it to you Miss Pot,
but South Africa is quite a lot more than 6 miles from the West End ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Might be 10 miles... or even 15!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# So that's why it takes absolutely ages by bus
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# This is excellent!
(AMadDayYes, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# the russian one is cool aswell.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Do they have to be black?
I don't know many black people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# racist.
(AMadDayYes, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# You racist cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hey fuck you
I just sold one a sofa!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ^ Best response to racism accusations EVER!

/remembers for next time.....
(AMadDayYes, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This wins every accusation of racism ever :D

*refuses to make comment to the effect that it is nice that a black man paid for something without just nicking it*

Christ! Why am I so racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Because of all the blacks
/Zimbabwean Auntie's partner's mum blog

Honestly she said to me "Christopher, the problem with Zimbawbwe is all the blecks."
It's fucking AFRICA. What were you expecting, Inuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# TAXI!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# i like it
lol ::::)
(herman:D, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# funny
:)
(herman:D, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)

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