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# yay for google making maps easy
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Roffles!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like this :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Ha ha I had a dream a bit like this.....and in other news
ARRRRRRGGHHHHH..bloodyhellfire! I am having a bloody Riverghost type day!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# You have turned your house into a hostel?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# a hostal in Hamburg
called Piss
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# *looks closer*
Good lord!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Not quite
more me being subjected to a stream of perplexing and odd people, interspaced with odd dramatic events.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Close the front door.
Worked for me..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# one of the "dramtic events" involved the front door being closed....
and collapsing sweary tramps
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# There aren't many tramps out here in the shires
If I ended up homeless I'd go out into the middle of nowhere and live off the land like Ray Mears.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I live right out in the shires
nowt but fens and cabbages (and collapsing sweary tramps) as far as the eye can see
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Ray Mears is a tramp?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You are taking photographs of street drama from your upstairs window?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# You live the Japs?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# You've got a mate that not only manages to appear on google street view but manages it twice on the same street?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# What you're ultra cool and the wimmin types can't get enough of you?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# You must be thinking of someone else then:p
On the brightside; you now have an amusing tramp anecdote.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# yaaaay
my first smelly falling over tramp story, I will treasure it!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Well share it with the rest of the class.
Did he have a pickled onion jar full of G&T?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hey...it was only half full
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Yes !
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# In response to that bastard fox on a crossing
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# That zebra crossing is dangerous

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# No fox - not real
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
I've got a mate that not only manages to appear on google street view but manages it twice on the same street.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Actually Google didn't put that up...
...a government union of contractors did.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Fucking hell.

FUCKING HELL.

shit.

;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this reply :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I've never even been to Maaaaaaaars!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# *cries*
Oh, the humanity
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Time travel still has some kinks yet to be ironed out...
"I am a cybernetic orga- oh piss."
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Baron Greenback LOLZ!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *starts the reactor*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *nukes it from orbit*

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *freely admits detonating an "M" class star-freighter*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# what the hell?
*chuckles audibly*

you sir have a certain madness I find appealing!

woo yay
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Cheers! :)
I should probably link to the source

*links to the source*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# that source is superbly linked
*clicks*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# HaHaha ! Woo !
Quaaaiiidd.....open your wine :)


(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# haha, my god
proper office snigger
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hehe!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Haha.
Thankee :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Boss drum
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I'm still struggling at #1
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# It always burns through the ropes whenever I try ...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Asbestos string will remedy that little problem..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Here are the tools you will need:
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# BOING!

I invent.......SMURF
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Really, #1 should be invent matches.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Or invent the idea of invention.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You'll need to talk to necessity about that one..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Pffft
"Invention is the mother of necessity, it's true;
Think of a thing, invent it, then find it something to do."
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Box of Swan Vesta will sort that right out in a jiffy..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# get out of the water and try again
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# #4: sexy toads


(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# #5 ???
#6 Profit

#7 /coat
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# #8: evolution complete

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# BONGOS!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *learns bongos*
I AM EVOLVED!

*resists urge to spam related evolutionary picture*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Why fight it?
Let it happen, Crawford!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *goes for it*


Buy my t-shirt bitches ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Oh, it's a t-shirt is it?

I was going to say you should make this into a shirt
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Arf!
You're my wife now Dave ;) I shall not rest until every t-shirt you own was made by me ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# You have about 80 to go then
;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Awesome! I'm gonna be rich!
:D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# :(

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# See?
Don't you feel better already? I know I do..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yes, yes I do.
NOW BUY IT ON A T-SHIRT! ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Do you accept galactic credits on this planet?
I got plenty of them stashed about the place..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# 'tis a big ol' bindun fella
and currently available as a T Shirt elsewhere.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I bet you're already looking it up

/edit: well waddaya know eh ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I wasn't till he said to, so fuck you dutchy :P
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# you bastard

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# it really works like this....
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Do you know my neighbour?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# YES!
I hate the fucking bongos!
Learn a real instrument, you fuck!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Haha,
I love this a little too much... I snorted and got a funny look.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
you crazy foo ;D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Now there's a face we can all aspire to..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# It all makes sense now!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hah!
the monolith in orbit around Jupiter just intructs you to inject LSD into your face.

Far less hassle if you ask me...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Genius..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# It's funny
cos it's true
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Abbey Road foxy
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# That bloody advert is the best reason I've seen for repealing the ban ever.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Where momma gone Gordy?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
Poor Gordon :(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# HIT IT!

Hit it with cars!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# bless!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# nicely done :)

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Back atchya sir! :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# L'il Kim is just asking for it, isn't he*


*doesn't mean nuclear reprisals
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I actually felt sorry for him, for all of two seconds.
Normal service has since been resumed..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# awww
he makes such a strange child

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Variation on a theme...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha awesomeness!

Edit right that does it. *fires up assorted image manipulation and animating programmes*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Sorry that did sound excessively confrontational didn't it!
Don't worry- it'll just be another rubbish animation...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Not to say that yours was rubbish, just that mine invariably are...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# If you need something slightly disturbing for inspiration, look at the face Arnie's stomach makes at the bottom of this page:
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
There's a b3tain at work there!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I was gonna post that before.
Not often that an original pic is more worrying than the daily mail's photoshopping.

Is it me or does it look like Baron Greenback?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Rod Stewart's suspect choice of beachwear also worries me.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ha too true!
And why the fuck is David Beckham suddenly in there? INCONGRUOUS MOTHERFUCKERS!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# the mekon
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Wowsers
You've invented a device for un-crushing foxes!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Fox Uncrusher 2000 © ™
Uncrush your foxes in mere seconds.

Order now and receive a handy fox carrier box.

You're gonna love my nuts
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# "Fox in a box"
you can't go wrong with marketing like that!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Green eggs
and ham?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Fantastic!
in other news.... one post in an hour!?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Yeah, but I worked bloody hard on it!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha
toosh

EDIT: and how rude, congrats on the sprog
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Thanks!
it was easy...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Bwahahahah...
Superbly done sir! *Click*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Cheers!
I used my foxy rider image from ages ago :)

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahahahah...
He's ace too, stop being SOOOO good :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# BONK
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# hahhahahahah! :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hmmm. Not sure if this has appeared already as I've posted it twice, rebooted and still can't see it so woo and *jumps on bandwagon*


*waits for Henry version*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# * Unexpected Belisha beacon fallage
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I see no signs:p
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *groans*
*and laughs a little too*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# * nija edited...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I love you
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
What? :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# that's a very small beacon
great fun :-)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# does any of this make sense
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I have a RISing feeling
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I could explain it to you
but you need to be a level 12 Mage with the amulet of comprehension
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# nope..not a clue
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# yup.
If you've followed the cartoons up to now.

If not:
www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I wanted Pip to win.............
:D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Ace
It;s all over for Pip
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That is a really cheesy grin she has
Also, I have seen you are coming to Derby. Much wooness.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Gonna be a busy day.
Lurking at the Birmingham Comic Expo in the day, then tearing up to Derby for the night....
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# It's gonna be fun on a bun!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# that took me about 2 minutes to work out it said Sacred relics
in future just repeat the letters of a word to make it sound drawn out, don't go adding confusing new ones ;D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I tried that to start with.
It just looked wrong, so I went with phonetics.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Pip thwarted again!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# haha
very good!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
Gaaah! Kat's a hoodie!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# *happyslaps*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# *ASBOs*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Holy ASBO's!!!
With +16 loitering.
and +12 shoplifting
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Woo...!

*Is it wrong to think she has a great looking helmet?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# we just wanted you immobilised while my shirt falls off
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] pshhhhhhdecopff pshhhhhhdecopff
 

 
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *glees*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Choo
When are the new icons coming, rob, cr3, anyone?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# ^this^
I reckon would splash some cash on a new 'un.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# ^this for sure!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# that is awesome :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Chuff chuff chuff....
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Tops!
That's some lully pixel work, Mr Ginglymus..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# why thank you :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Get Some
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hah, this will probably end up on the daily mail website as an "actual" picture of her...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# That would be ideal
They shouldn't go to jail

They should be chased down the streets and lynched
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# along with the rest of the dirty paediatricians
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Well she wouldn't do the washing up.
EDIT: My god! It's amazing how much porn you just just image searching 'wearingf socks'
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# ^ is that k3b/-\b ?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# nah I've got a beard.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ^ Would
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Jet Lee Evans
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Jebus in tube socks!
woo
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! thank heavens i'd not been drinking anything when I saw that!
Just a tiny TJ: Blair Witch sequel? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8187275.stm
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# this is true
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# the drinking, or the sequel?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# damn my memory
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# 10 years old?!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I know... that thought is scarier than the movie.....
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# seems like a leftime ago
well... i was a student so it technically is a different lifetime
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# and I roamed freeing across the fjords.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ....when wagonwheels needed two hands to hold, when saturday morning TV warranted you getting up at 6am
when talking toys had pullstrings, when you could buy realistic looking capguns and run around outside with them and not be shot at by dippy police officers who are now 15 years younger than you.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# 6am?
I miss Rub A Dub Dub!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I would have been 11 when that came out then!!!:P
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Fantastic marketing for a very disappointing film
Thing is that kind of thing could never be repeated now, with everyone being so web savvy

And they always maintained they'd never seen cannibal Holocaust, or The last Braodcast.... lying fuckers
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# They could try it again using a media that hadn't exist then.
Maybe use charity muggers instead.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I saw it after the initial hype - rented it when it was released, and watched it on my own in the middle of the night with the lights off.
the ending creeped the hell out of me....
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Must say I loved the ending
But that was the bit that kost of the people who slagged it off DIDN'T like

I'm desensitised to horror films. About the only thing in the last 20 years that freaked me was Audition... the sack
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# everyone who I know who has said they didn't like the ending admitted to the fact they never paid any attention to what was said near the beginning... odd that.
Audition was sickeningly great... Not seen it for ages.. might have to dig out the DVD...

Get hold of *REC and watch it in the dark with the sound up. DON'T watch Quarantine - the inferior US remake
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Jet Li + Lee Evans
= Michael Mcintyre
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# It's Chico Time
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Needs more sweat
*clicks*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's Paddy Considine on acid
yep, pretty sure
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# 2 Twirls, 1 Cup a whaatt?????


Happy lunchtime folks!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
needs more goatse though
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha
*bokes*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
"Cup a poup"
Love it.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha
I tried the sainsbury's own chicken noodle soup the other day. Never ever, ever again!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Just had the Tomato and Basil myself
Know I'll suffer for it later!!!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Tomato guilt?
I'm going to make a nice big batch of hot and sour mushroon soup later on. I've even got ten different sorts of mushrooms to go in it.:)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Magic!
Can't beat mixed mushrooms. Enjoy ghosty
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# It is funny you should post this.
I got a text from my friend this morning who is currently working on the soundtrack for some Richard E Grant film.

Apparently, during one of the breaks this morning, Withnail himself was showing the 2 girls 1 cup video to the cast.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# he is a card
 

 
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I personally welcome our new robot overlords

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
#
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# ^this
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hey buddy!
ya got a dead cat in there?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# this is why I hate apple
I knew sooner or later they would fuck us all over
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Arf! :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I support John Connor
and his crazy "don't get in my eye light" sparked rampages.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# come ride my .... golf cart?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# What have you done to this image apart from hotlink it?
I mean, you could've made it magenta for fucks sake - even *I* have that idea, and my hummus well dried up many, many years ago.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Now you spend your days doing quizzes on facebook
A meresexy husk of a man
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaahah
hahaha
ha.

Ummm, as you were. Carry on. *hides*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Did anyone see this and read skywalkers instead?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Haha
..but no, no I didn't!

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# It is a sad story indeed.
Apart from the sexy part.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Well being kicked around by rugby players does take it's toll....
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# i thought that was you, it's about the right hieght.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You're so funny Captain Caveman!

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# i should have taken some scissors when i moved out.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Why? Feeling all emo again? ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# my ricebubbles are getting caught in my moustache
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Mwahahahaha!
Now, to abuse the characters of Yoho Ahoy!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# oh well,THAT'S ok... just not Pokoyo.
fucking hell... How do I even know what they all are? :D

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# *Pocoyo
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ah, I'm not the expert I was worried I was :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Pocoyo rocks :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# It's good,
but not as good as Yoho Ahoy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTiR5AgywOE
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Would
The chap in white too.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# LOLZ!
:D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
# This could have been so good
But you've fucked it up for yourself.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# LEEEEEEEECH?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Woo! Yay! Hooplah! This is utterly AWESOME! Outstanding! Marvelous work!
these are just some of the things you would have heard if you'd not hotlinked, and actually edited the picture.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# is it just that it looks like a bit of a dick?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# No need to be rude man
I'm sure he's doing his best.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I'm imagining blattermaus' expression right now resembles the one below, and it is amusing me
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# he looks a bit...puzzled.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# That's you that is!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Haha
We have the lookalike and the namesake. Now all we need is the real deal to sign up :P
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# quick n dirty
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# That doesn't look that dirty?
Woo!

EDIT: Are you always that quick?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# thank god someone did that
as I would have :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahah! EXACTLY what needed to be done :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Same here.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I'm not proud of myself
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# O_O


Congratulations on your new mini me-ette
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Fanks!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# IM CLICKING AND ITS NOT PLAYING!
WWWWWAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# excellent attention to detail
I had no idea you were so smutty minded!
8p
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Heehee ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# He made a baby!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Yeah, that's right
and one day I'm going to find out what keeps causing that, too!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I can help you there!
Now, where did I put my scissors.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# That's some uncanny spurting you've done there..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# this is it.
First they came for the smokers, and all the self-righteous twats danced like the morons they are.

Up next: banning the sale of fatty foods except for in licensed premises.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Banning the wearing of speedos in Alton Towers and insisting on a tidy bikini line in case children ask questions, you mean?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Sorry - I meant the real article.
Alcohol to blame for ... armegeddon or whatever.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# We're all DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Dirty girl!!
:)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Anyone else see Panorama last night?
Fucking hilarious!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# It was on but I wasn't really watching it
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# It was basically saying
fighty people won't fight if they have to queue for beer or pay more than £2 a pint

Plus a woman flashed her arse... on PANAORAMA! At 8.30!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Pfffft
I would think that fighty people would fight more if they had to queue for a beer...

Shame I missed the arse though, I wonder if it's repeated.

The emphasis did seem to be on restricting access to alcohol, rather than for people to take responsibility for their own behaviour though... ho hum.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahaa
nice side menu
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
Excellent attention to detail
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# So very, very sorry...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
#
r ll
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Clicks
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
#
l r
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *sympathy cricks*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Nam
I love the smell of honey in the morning

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Charlie don't pollinate
woo!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# This is extremely woo
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# muchley ace!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# He looks so sad :(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# So would you be if you'd been photoshopped onto an owl
Nicely though! :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Bless

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# German Lion thinks that looks tastey
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Whoaoa! Bound for Mu Mu Land!
Where must one change for Itchykoo Park?

Woo!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha
No Clarksville?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# You just missed the last train.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# When is the midnight train to Georgia?
and where is it going?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# No night train to Lichtenstein?
(obscure indie references r us)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ha ha ! Get me a ticket to the last stop on the line.....
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I noticed the text in your cartoon is justified
(and ancient)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen introducing the new ford puma, able to defy gravity, physics and depth perception!


I was trying to get this done as a response to : b3ta.com/board/9631811

but it took me ages when i realised, HEY why not drop the fucker on his head!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Unexpected SkyPuma!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Unexpected Puma
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Thanks, that's what I was trying to say
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# they're crafty wee hunters
If anyone wants to redux it let me know, ive got a 2 meg BIG vertion i can e-mail over
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Inspired by those things ninj does

Though not quite on the same level.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ooh bless you!
That is superb sir, therefore I shall *click* :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Cheers mate!
That is praise indeed.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Tish!
Well-deserved pal :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Aw, I will love him and hug him and I will call him George
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# you sure about that?
Not Fred?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Yes, definitely
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# But his name's Rex
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# But I will call him George
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Well he's not going to like that
not one bit
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Well that's tough then isn't it?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# you're a haard woman
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# That I am
*strikes 'hard' pose*
*gets beaten up*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I know a rock called george.
I haven't visited him for some time. I shall go and see him soon.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)
# That's cool
I was gonna call him Bruce though.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# yay! :)

Honk!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Seal of approval?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# huh?

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah...
...He's ace Barbie!! :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Awwww *hugs*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# woof woof

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *whimper*

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
# awww
couldn't I just tickle his belly.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Nice!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# aaaaaawwww!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Oh nice. Have a paroo!

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Kangarot!
....sounds like a disease actually :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I get it..... no hold on wait :(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Or even Kangalah
I love the word galah!

(I know, it's not a galah)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)
# RAWWWWWR
my lovely girlfriend wants one of these to frighten the postman with: KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
#
Don't tell people that, they'll think I am the kinda girl that goes in for that Anne Geddes tat too!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Does the doll look like the postman?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# her uniform fits better
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)
# nice

:D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# This is a personal favourite.
I like to imagine the noise it's making.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# now if you could make it point directly towards the viewer
the scene would be complete
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I really love this. :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Bears a resemblance to Donald Sutherland
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Very nice indeed! :D


I'm going to have to try a proper animash sometime...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)

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