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# GO GO GO - blood makes the grass grow...

I heard saw the ghost of hitler on the radio!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Sure it wasn't Triple J?:P
woo
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# a veritable hotbed of pro-fascist sentiment!
:)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# What bastard

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# You should sell the radio on ebay.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# is the radio required?...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# is there any other way
to "channel" dead dictators?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE YOU THOM
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# give us a kiss...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Short wave ~ ~ ~
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Doctor Who ?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# He
killed my gran.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# TRUEFAX?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Nah
he just gave her a bit of a kicking.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Old house mate of mine's father was the prosecutor
They reckoned but could not prove, that be most likely killed about 300 people.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# i can see it now, 300........no wait.......
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Just think of Eastborne.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# TONIGHT WE DINE IN HYDE
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I have weird images of That 70's Show now.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Talking of wrong. A pea from Sunday


Coz I hate the fucking Americanism in the ad.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I saw this last time.
What ad do you mean?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
#
this one.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Ok, I've not seen that one.
So what's the Americanism?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Bathroom
not toilet.:P
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Haha
I've been here too long, I didn't even notice. Do you really find it that offensive?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Not the usage
The fact that the English speaking world get all the cast offs from US.
Not as if they couldn't afford to do an English version. I also feel that UK culture and identity is slowly being eroded by big American businesses.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# For some reason
the phrase "UK culture" conjures up a picture of Morris Dancers, and nothing else at all.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Morris dancers eating chicken vindaloo and downing pints
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I have a wc in my bathroom.
But I'm not called Paul.

I'm currently MSN-ing with a chap called Paul - should I ask if I can poo in his bathroom?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# First I think you should ask if there's a poo in there already.
He might not need one.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Good point.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# He says it's all flushed and ready for me,
if I can hold it in until I get to Epping.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Ooo, there's a Paul in Epping. I'm near Epping and called Paul!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Crumbs!
Can I do a poo in your bathroom?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Certainly. I can't guarantee it smells of Glade or whatever badly masking scent I'm supposed to have though.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Im called paul
Your more then welcome to come around for a poo
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Thank you.
I'll bear it in mind next turtle-time.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# pfft-that's well wrong especially on THE SABBATH
:)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# who?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# In the gob!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# DO THE SPIDERHUSTLE.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Ace!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# LAMP!

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# HUFF!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I read it as Muff
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I'd be lying if I said I was surprised.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# LAMP HIM!
IN THE CHOPS!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# LAMB HIM!
IN THE CHOPS!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# CHOMP HIM IN THE LAMBS!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# CHIMP HIM IN THE PRAMS!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Spare some talent please mister?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Thwacktastical
=)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# VENOM FANG! VENOM FANG! VENOM FANG! VENOM FANG!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# a painting i did for a friend...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# oh Peter Parker why can't you just use a kleenex
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# How the fuck did I miss this?
The stuff of legend, Mr Toast..
(, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Afterning moonunits
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I loves that :)
*happys*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# *glees*
This is where I want to spend my holiday.


EDIT: What's happened to Cap Wow?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Died of death.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Wiv da anglez now
but 4eva in r hartz!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# No not Wow Goodie!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Poor Baby Goody,
4eva in r thorts!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# worryingly very absent and not responding to any communications
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# This.

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Oh. I hope I'm not actually right.
:(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Annoyingly I had my phone nicked
soI don't have her number or I'd call.

I'll gaz Dixon later and get her number.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# sup dweezil

this is nice
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Heh
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Well, I thought it would be easier to get than Diva
;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# He's got bloody Bacon on his head!
Nice one Ahmed!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# destroy the ring...
...and it will fall.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Is this still you must favoured chat up line?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# THEIR ASS!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# epp...
...and ewp.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# oh dear lord
*click*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# what you cant see to the right under the boat are the letters "UNTS" that the big eye just finished burning into the ground
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Lovely as always
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# somehow, I don't think the little flying boat with the red balloon is going to be able to withstand the DIRECTED BEAM ENERGY OF DEATH from the cute little DEATH RAY OF DEATH MACHINE in the distance
:D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# yes it will
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# does it have Cutie McFluffles Shields?
those are evil.

totall, unchecked, EVIL

:)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# lenssss flarrrrreeee!
very nice as expected
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Warcraft!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# ruvely :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# That's blinking cracking
any chance of a wallpaper res version please?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Its not far off
save the cfb'ed one and just give it a wee stretch =)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# See Aung San Suu Kyi Democracy doesnt work
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Needs more US flag on the just visiting:P
woo
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Almost...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# 18 months
2 weeks, get your ass to MaRs
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# BURMA
don't go there:(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Godsamniggs! Missed it by one...

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Ha.
Congrats BloamLord!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Every one of those fifteen thousand and one posts have made the internet a better place.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# What she said^^^^
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I'm not giving you a free holiday for agreeing with me, mind.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Bastard :(
What about just a flight to Geneva?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I may be able to wrangle you a Th*m*s C*ok pen, if that's any help?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Sold.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Thimus Ceok?

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Not so loud man, they could be watching.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# i want a
thumbs clok
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha
I keep missing mine.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I started wilfully ignoring mine,
as after my last one, the only way to go was full frontal nudity, and quite simply, No.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# That's because your post count makes baby seals cry

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Hmmmmmm,
checked your own profile? ;) Also, it's my 6th b3taday in 2 days :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Parrrrrtyyyyyyyyyyyy tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# 12 to my 7th
noob:P
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# lol old people are old

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I'm theven!
EDIT: And this is not my first account.:P
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Did you get your microphone back?

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Ah, so *another* another account then

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Well you've only got about 600 til knob out time.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Congrats Nev :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Stop it! This is not your 15000th post

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# This is a lot more tame than the actually mediocre.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# congratulations
I thought it would be more then that
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# You're my hero Nev.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# have a cracker!...
...examine it closely!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# ahhhh
=) and woo to you
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# you have piss splash on your knee
and congrats
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# It was worth it . . . congradumifigalations
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# THUMBS UP FROM THE OFFICIAL
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# That is one very approving seal

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# You could have deleted one I suppose
but each little one has its own charm.

Congrats!

KIND REGARDS,

G
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Yay, congratulations :)
Good evening The Neville, I hope you're simply sprangly today
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# congratumaschmerablones
I love the close ups of your characters, you should do more!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# yayzords
your the mang!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Robbie the SatNav


I woz bored :-)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Would sixty gallons be sufficient?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# ROAD TRIP !
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# It's enough to wake the dead !
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Excellent work!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# RIP
▬↨▬
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# perfect:)
*take dead body on picnics
*no flies on the cakes-all on the body...yay:D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# . . . and let the ants frolic . . .
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Must have been done...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I love how the board's gone all quiet right after the sexy Palin images.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Haha, I noticed that.
Thought I'd put a goose here. Always sorts out sexy Palin induced tumbleweed moments.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# *quietly fwaps*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Damnit. There's always someone with that little extra determination.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Ahaha.
That's a slightly disturbing thought.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Geese have that effect on me too, got me all hot under the collar i say!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# id rather fap to an unshopped one of her to be honest
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Arf!

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Haha nice!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# FOOTGOOSE !
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# HOWAY!!! mon goose.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# That's a beauty!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaawk !
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Comedy tongues never cease to raise a smile..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha I like
I liked your 3d thing from earlier too
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Hey cheers! :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# The bird . . . is over there <----------------
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# haha cock tail
Trufax: In German, the word for "cock" as in "penis" is Schwanz. It's also the same word for "tail".

At the weekend I was at a party and they had a roast suckling pig. One of the guest's children was watching the guy cutting up the pig and asked him "Hast du je mals den Schwanz probiert?" - "Have you ever tried the tail/cock?". I pffft'd.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I thought 'teil' or 'tiel' was the word for tail
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# nein, mein Freund.
You could however use it for "cock" as it means "part". So it's all good.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Haaaaaaaa . . . schwine schwanz !
Schweinendstück in the end . . .
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:17, archived)
# bird...
...word.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I hate geese
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I like this a lot
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# She's been channeling her husband again
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# looks like a wax work!
he's ill.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# He's got Saturation Deficiency
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# kill it. kill it now.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# shush!...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Bill Clinton's dead?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# sales of mace and red dresses will plummet
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Arrrrrgh!
KILL IT!
Kill it with...
...with...
...with...
...with...
...with...
PALINS!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# NO!
the cure is worse than the disease!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# TAKE THAT!...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# GGRRRAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!
*babble and drool*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# SEXAY TIEM!

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# phwoooar
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I say!
That's a bit saucy.

'nings KV
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I would so much, even without that body!
i love making love to bloodey heads and indeed the resulting stumps
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# 'shopped pics only, please
;D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Quick . . . hit the remote !
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:49, archived)
# work in progress

Hillary sure has a funny face

looks like she's just about to say shhhhiiiitttt
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Apologies...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# MnMnMnMnMnMnMnMn....
SPANG!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Oh Puro!
Why must you abuse us like this!

Woo!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :)
Ferrero Rocher?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Oooh yes please!
Oh Ferrero Rocher, why do you promise so much and deliver so little? :(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# *pulls out super king-size chocolate treat*
Happy now?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# if he's not, i am!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# What ho, Smash! :)
*blushes*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ho there, good Puro!
what exactly is this strange, cigar-shaped, chocolate-dipped treat i see before me?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :)
The scat party is now in progress!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# scabadee-doo-wop!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Yes, I am.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# oh cripes!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Did you draw that?
If so, please draw the next frame.

If not, Please post the next frame.

Getting my fwap on.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Just for you
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# :) posts the link home to look later.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# You've been demoted to:
"JUST AS BAD AS A FURRY".
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg
(:
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
that calls for a heavy-duty spanging

also, needs more sulphate
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# gah! *spang*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :)
*accepts and enjoys*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Irony?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Damn!
Out-punned, again! :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# panties...metal knees...
...what did i miss?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# From your description of the events...
...nothing.



apart from the filename
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# MangaKnees...
...i need more coffee................................................... or Guinness.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I'd go for option 2
:D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# will do...
... :D (edit)just got it... but there's two... how ironic.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Kneedless to say . . . heavy !
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# what's Mr. Chips doing?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# WOW!...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:02, archived)
# llllllllllleeeennnsssflare!
D:
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ..s! Lots of them!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# perhaps
JJ Abrams was abused by a lens as a child
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# she cannae take anymore, cap'n!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Woah. Lensflare.
You are J J Abrams

AICMFP
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:04, archived)
# DER-DEEEE-DAH-DUMMMMM-DER!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Close encounters?
Trying to gauge melody from text is not always easy...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :D
10 points to Mr Wound!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# THERE'S A STARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY!
Woo!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# nice one fella!
*cue internet argument about Abrams vs. Tarantino
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Tarantino's remaking teh Trek?
Now THAT I would see...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# ...just imagine...
...HAA HAAA HAAA!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Warp drive mutha fucker !
you heard of it?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Klingon, motherfucker, does your universal translator speak it?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# When you came beaming in here,
did you notice a sign out in front of my starbase that said Dead Tribble Storage?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# klingons? is that what they look like?
they're ferengis. klingons DO NOT EXPLODE when 5,000 bars of gold-pressed latinum appear in their bedrooms, i don't give a fuck how greedy they are!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Say "Kapla" again.
Say "Kapla" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "Kapla" one more goddamn time!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Romulans might taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know 'cause I'd never eat the filthy motherfucker,
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *resists* ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# i think we had enough tarantino bashing last night
we don't need any more.
even if he does appear to share several DNA strands with rocky dennis.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# he could be a B3tan...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# true
i've heard rumours that the chap currently on big brother who seems to think he's wolverine may, in fact, be a b3tan.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# having not watched the show, I'm none the wiser
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# i've not watched it either
it's utter dross. however, i have friends who insist on telling me everything that goes onn in that stupid house.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Airburshe 80s type poster nice!
That's what I want to learn.

Never got round to it - Its all computer these days....


Air brush compressors - They make lots of noise don't they.
Anyone here draw with an airbrish much . PM me a tell me all about it.

I got next years birthday money to spend :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
#
I used one for a while but it was over 10 years ago.You need to be obsessive about cleaning it.They clog up very easily.You can set up an inner tube and keep it inflated with a footpump instead of a noisy compressor,but cleanliness is an issue..shit inside the tube/footpump can block the jets.I was going to give you the title of an excellent hardback encyclopedia on airbrushes,but you've just reminded me I lent it to someone a long time ago.Damn.
They're tricky to use at first..just practice as much as you can.don't be precious about your art at first.You're going to fuck up a lot.
Get the best quality you can afford.I'd buy quality second hand rather than a brand new inferior brand.They were one of those things a lot of arty people bought,but found they didn't get on with.you can't just leave it lying about like a paint pallet while you go for a fag in the common room.Cleaning can mean manipulating a fiddly little 3d puzzle,a clumsy oaf can damage the innards.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I involuntarily squinted when I saw that :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# i believe the word you're looking for is "squirted"
make sure you clean it up.
dirty boy.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# o_o
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# 0.0
o__________o
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# sorry..
..bad headache today. made me squint also :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:49, archived)
# try this...it works...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# haha.. catfro
*drinks more coffee*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Why is it always foggy in your pictures?

sorry.. Woo!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# it's just dusty...that's all...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# needs more bemused-looking Prince Charles
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# 5th one back
Thats him. He blends in well. Little known skill he has.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# They're coming to take us away . . . ho ho . . . he he . . .
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# to the funny farm?...
...where life is wonderful all the time?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)
# you know its a slow day when the dead jackson jokes come out
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# he's not dead, he's pining for the fjords
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# This is an ex-jackson.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# if his feet weren't nailed to the perch
he'd be pushing up daisies!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# no no he's just resting thats all
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Before this gets out of hand...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# triple lol
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# BOOOOOOO
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Now come on...
You know it's not nearly and big and clever as you think it is.

Ooo nice paradoxical sentence there...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# it's fun when things get out of hand
like my boobs.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# He couldn't rape a child if you held it up in front of him a shouted
Hello Micky - hello micky jackson. I got a kiddie widdie for you.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# more than a handful's a waste MY FUCKING ARSE!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hello miss.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
The American Black Brown Biege White?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# John Cleese is so funny!

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahahahah
awesome
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hahahahah! I love that anim'!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# he walk funny...
...haw haw.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# There was a question about the Parrot sketch
on Universally Challenged last night
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Yep.
I got that one

*prouds*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# What question was it?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Something about what colour and nationality was the creature variously described as pining for the fjords etc...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# ;)
I would be the King of Jeopardy ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh yes!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Rather than the queen of drama?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I haven't seen any of this series :(
However, let me guess, was the answer Norwegian Blue?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# As it's a slow day here are all the Nerf guns I have customized.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# The 'whatnow' guns?
/old and not down wiv da kidz

/nice work though fella, they do look impressive
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# The guns that shoot those foam darts
See?
I want the nerf HMG.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I didn't realise they still made them.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I didn't realise how cool they were untill my friend persuaded me to get one with him.
He, being a more talented artist than I, has fully painted his to be awesome.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I may have to buy one "for my nephew*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I think you have several nephews
And that they'd each like the different kinds
I also think I'm your nephew and that you should get one of those HMG ones for me.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Which one's the HMG?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# BLATTA BLATTA BLATTA :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Oh my good lord!
*wants hard*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I had a ballzooka when I were little
that was a beauty
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# BOOM :D
BALLS!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# !!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I had one of those :D
I also had a Nerf Bow and Arrow. If I remember correctly....
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I didn't imagine it :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# oh shit!
I had that and all!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I wonder if mine are still in the loft....
I hope they are.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# did these come out in the uk?
I didn't move to Blighty til 95, all my stuff is long gone :(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Yep.
Well I should say so as I had them here :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# NARF! NARF!
Very Steampunkish sir. Nais!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Oh, I so want that pistol in the top left!!
AWESOME modding!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Ooh, fancy.
Nerf guns are great fun.

Edit: What sorta paint did you use? Are they still usable without the mechanism scraping it all off?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# PAintinging
They were disassembled, all the logos filed off (i took pics of the workings so I knew how to put them back together) Then based in spray acrylic, followed by a lot of drybrushing.. and then the detail work followed.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I love you.
I have the top left one, I've meant to do something like this, but lack the appropraite skills/effort.
I have modified it to shoot an extra 6ft or so however :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Ooh, how'd you do that then?
This kinda knowledge would help in my Assassins games :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# It involves taking it apart muchly
There's some air-flow restrictors in the revolving bit or something all you do is take them out.
Also: there's some bits restricting the magazine from come out 90* which you can chop off.
Hold on I'll find some links
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Aha, clever.
I might have to try this.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Haven't managed to find any links, sorry D:
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Aah I shall see what I can manage. Thanks :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# You hearded those Nerfs very well
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *buffy rawks*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# sweet!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# mighty good work there :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Erm don't know how to say this...
BUT YOUR PANCE IS ON FIRE!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Will you control your hat action there?!

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# no fear!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# These are awesome!
Woo sir!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# NERF! :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# the one at the bottom looks very flash gordon
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Good call.
The top one reminds me of the guns they used in Red Dwarf a bit....
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# i see what you mean
although i must admit to spending most of my red dwarf watching time checking out cat's bulge
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I was under the impression that the one on the top left was rendered
or a vector os some other thing i dont understand
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# i don't get it either...
...did he make those or just slap the word 'Nerf' on there?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Top left one
is made of awesome and win. I want it.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# cheaky


no one expects a Shatattack
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Oh well I think it's pretty good!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# it was certaintly unexpected
took everyone by surprise by the looks of things
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# by the way
its v good! good winkage
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahahah! :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# theres not much you can say to a winking shatner with a big rabbit I guess
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# beam me up, Scotty?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# The board seems slow
So here's a drawing I did a while back.

It's of a girl holding an enormous raccoon.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Before (above)
After (below)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Remember -
Only one in the teleporter at a time!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# :)
It's a good drawing, although their eyes are a bit scary.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Not as scary as they are with pupils
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# No I prefer that.
Really :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Oh fine... it's just me then.
Pupils are overrated...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# You are a teacher
aicmfp

I think on balance I prefer the version with pupils too. They look a bit cold and dead without...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# ^this - i'd go with adding the pupils!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Okay, so long as I can make the eyes bigger!
Fiddly wee things they are at the moment. Cheers for your opinions, they're much appreciated. :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# It could be spangolin and a normal sized raccoon.
But the hair colour is wrong.

By which I mean, I like it.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I suspect adventures
are afoot
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Raccoon with tits...
Raccotits?

* I really wish I did not have this thought
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Awww
that's lovely, although I find the lack of eyeballs disturbing
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# ^ What she said

HARD
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Er, why?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# because they are not going to make any more albums

Pfffttt... I said bums!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# But why now?
why not 12 years ago?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Why not force them to make a new album
so we can watch them die?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I dont think he could be shopped to any uglier
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# it's all smiles now
but that racoon is clearly about to go hell for leather on her ass.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# marvelous stuff, sir!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I was bored so I did a quick sketch
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# In before cenari....
oh wait :(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Well technically you are in before me
for I havn't commented yet.

Not that I'd comment my own doodle though
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# finally hosted :)
V
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Finally optimised ;)
V
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# You beauty!
Cheers heaps :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# does that tube attached to her thigh supply her with cat nutrients
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ha ha (what?)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# HIPS!
Hips.
Hips.
Hips.
hips...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# *hands Alfinch a paper bag*
here try breathing into this with your fingers in your ears
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Will it help?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# nope
but it might make for a good photo :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I hear that ladies have hips
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# roses have hips
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Maybe you should give Jack a hand to finish SA vol. 2..
.. I hear it's taking up a lot of his time.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# He could have finished it now
who knows?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# That's pretty cool
You're like a Reduced Calorie JJ - all the taste, only half the fat.

edit: Fuck, I just realised I probably insulted 2 people at once - sorry, I'm not a cunt really. Kinda not. I did click.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I'm not offended
but rather comfused that I could be made of calories.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Everyone's made of calories
Some more than others
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah like... like... your mum!
not really got the hang of this offending people lark have I?

;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# My Mum died 6 weeks ago. Thanks.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Oooo when you're hot you're hot!
This assumes you are pulling my leg. If this is not the case then my sincerest condolences.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I am of course pulling your leg
She died 6 minutes ago and I'm resting my keyboard on her slowly cooling bosom.

edit: I appear to have gone all 4chan. Let me reboot myself and get back to you all later.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Pics or gtfo
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# If we're doing 4chan
Pics
Tits
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# 4chan invented sickness
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I'm made of lots of calories
Still, I bet you'd get some fantastic crackling from my belly.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I would love to cuddle you
But I'm afraid you would destroy me
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Haha
I wouldn't destroy you and I may have to change my name to "Minimus" before the london bash next year.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Don't shrink too much, big fella :(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I will never get to my ideal BMI, you have no worries there
Mainly because it would be impossible for me to reach it without being dead. Another 5-6 stone and I'm done.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I'm insulted you didn't insult more people at once
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Well, my Sig covers all the bases I think.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# How dare you!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# It's because you are wearing Speedos instead of your usual red Y fronts
Your bits have been rearranged in such an unusual manner that it's affected your mood.
Or something.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# awesomely done, C!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Thankios
High fives
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# omg i love you... w8 your not jack
nice work there jackfan have a click
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Why can't I optimise things?! *sobs*


Now full size thanks to the lovely Barbarossa :D

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# pmsl
clicking the like
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# God hates fags ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# That explains how your face turned out
3 within 2 minutes, I'm on a roll, people
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fan-fucking-tastic!

That's a big cock you've got there ;)

EDIT: Link me to a full-size version and I'll see if I can optimize it for you :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Badum-tish
Full size en route - just uploading...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Crikey, the lights are dimming here
How big is it?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# *cough*1.4Mb*cough*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Aha! We're there!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Try this (391KB)
http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/foxchickopt.gif

Fireworks is very clever at optimisation, with the layers and that.

Nice Spong eyes by the way, didn't catch that on the first one ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ...and uploading...
now trying cr3 since it broke b3tards...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Ace spongage :D
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Cheers :)
I'm quite fond of the accidental double take the fox does... The frames were the wrong way round but I quite liked the end result so kept it it :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# haha yeh, it's ace
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
pancecat approves
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Sorry....I missed my b3taday :( sniff sniff
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Don't worry
If you're under four, you won't remember any of it later anyway
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I'm under 4 and all I remember is the last year
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hehe, what will happen after 4?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# someone will make me a cup of tea with any luck

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Spoon!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOON!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Time wasted constructively!
Well done, sir!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# he looks like someone I knew at college
He'd often swear a lot and say Street Fighter moves.

SONIC BOOM!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Well...it's a MeZilla
and I never say that.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Oh
That has the same taste in eyewear he had.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Poo-er.
Very poo-er.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)

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