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# "In this weeks episode, I'm going to stick you to your seat and you will buy a car "

Using his freakin' mind tricks & subtle subliminal messaging, Derren get's millions for boosting Toyota car sales!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# There are probably cunts working in advertising doing the sort of shit he does to some extent.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I rather like Derren Brown.
EDIT: By which of course I meant,

Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# GLUE TUESDAY!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# he don't stick me to no sofa!
Motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Friday night, almost 10!
Half of the nation are usually "Jim-Royally" stuck there already?
Suggest they remain there and don't fight it.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I predict the thing he's going to make everyone think about is a submarine
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# why prodge?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# because it's full of sea-men
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Don't think of a house or a cat, that's what everyone thinks
Let you mind sink lower... beneath the... see whatever is
new... clear. It's all about you-but try...dent

THINK OF A SUBMARINE YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS

easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Are you Criss Angel?
You're fucking with my mind man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# ^heh

the giraffe thing he did was right clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I already have a car.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# But do you really?
Or do you only think TOYOTA car?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ...i...TOYOTA...don't... need....TOYOTA...
...a...damn...TOYOTA....car!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I have a friend called Darren Brown
his parents know how to spell
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Derren Brown's parents knew how to spell Darren too
he's mispelt his own name...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Rock out for birthdays!
(Elwood buttering parsnips since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# if you are going to screengrab a video and post it
please learn to compress it under the 400k limit ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# oops someones goat is missing
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Yay to this
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ...i'm getting dizzy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Barrymore's other line of work...


Click for bigger (390 kb)
For prodigy
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Oops
INCOMING!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# *facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# is he just regretting hitting the Monkey Beer too early?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# BEWARE!
SPOCK IS A (half)ALIEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# what the deuce?
also, the big boys made me do it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# hardly
but i'll take it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
#
Is it just me or does this building look like it is made from Lego?
(I helped save b3ta! BNG likes eating biscuits, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Duplo more like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I don't know what you look like
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# High on a hill was a lonely Goatherd!
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# A lot of people would quite happily get away with "an updated version of an old post"
or "a work in progress"

However, hypocrisy is a beautiful thing.

I can't believ you hadn't heard that joke before though, "something something Barrymore something something?"
"He puts his fags out in the pool!"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# This^^^^
Also, Why doesn't Barrymore have any ashtrays?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Sorry
It was meant to be an update of an old post. I've done it a few times with better suggestions. How else do I post it? Can you post within the thread for the other image? There's no need to go off on one mate...
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# waspy wasn't
he was merely pointing out that other people do exactly what you did but don't get shit for it.

You could have either edited your original#

or posted your new one as a reply to your original
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Right o
How do you post an image as a reply? When I go to reply to something there doesn't appear to be an image upload thingy. Thanks.
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)
# You have to upload seperately.
www.b3tards.com will let you upload there, and then you can paste the code in. Or you can use the post a new message way as normal, but rather than clicking post this message, just copy the code and paste it in when you reply.

Also, if you have posted something before, and you want to post it as a related reply, you can see the "my images" button in the bottom right. That is all the pics you have uploaded via cr3ation/b3ta hosting.

Hope that has helped, have a read of the FAQ at the top of the page too, that will give you advice and help on b3ta and it's ways :)

Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Cheers Chap
Thanks mate, that helps a lot.
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ah, let me try!

(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:37, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Pfft :)
Nicely done!
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# shopped images only please ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Has Mrs Obama had a stroke?
Go Queenie!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# She's waiting until after dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I admire her restraint
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah...
Brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahaha1
edit, my go now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# suit got stereo wrinkles.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :)
haha
*click*
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Or scratching the jaguar before it scratches you
Because you know, jaguars are big feline creatures... and very fierce... so you know, they can...with their claws and stuff...

...fuck it, nevermind. 'Ave a click *clicks*
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Some fucker did this to every car in our street the other night.
Bastards!

Woo to pic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# As someone who has had his car vandalised in this way
i cannot woo this pic :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# im sorry to have opened old wounds...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ...you shouldn't have...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Barrymore's New Line of Work


Click for bigger (397 kb)
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# HULLarious
needs more inquiry:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# something about fag ends floating in the pool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# good one
That's good punnage. Was trying to think of something that crossed the homosexual/swimming vocabulary divide. That's great.
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Phil Tuffnell?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# needs more imprisonment for murder
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Is that Brucie's chin?
Or Jimmy Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# David Blunkett?
pfft to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# yes, I thought Blunko too

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Barrymore looks creepy now
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Norman...NORMAN! You're breaking up
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# GO REBELS!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# fire!
(gtfomh, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# weetabix?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Po-tay-toe
(underdunk, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:26, archived)
# *taps mic*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Allf
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hALF?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Of gorse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# tail's up...
...oh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# If Alf really excist I would eat him
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# piss poor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# newbie
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# the llama is such a noble creature

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# But also cute!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ...just keepin' it real...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# He should really learn to keep his bush trimmed
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ...yeah... i kinda miss Bush...with all his crazy antics...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# keepin' it boreal
;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# There are puns and there are puns
that is a pun!

*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# *bows*
*trousers fall down*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# *boughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# ha!
yew are awful
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# please...no Moor.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# toupeeiary
*goes back to drawing board*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Maybe his bush just had grow.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha..."change"comin'on just luvverly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Wait until Spring...
...we's gonna see some bloomin'!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# O'tay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Oh, no! He's found the on-switch.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Let the good times roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# He has not completed his training,
he is not yet a Jedaye-Aye
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Oh dear god
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# :D
I do try.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I may have to hurt you now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# FP
*click* x1000
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Whoa!
Yoda before he went bald?
*instaclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Until you face Yoda...
...only then will you be a Jedi!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Proper making me colon caps lock d.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# :D
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# 7 Shape ... scandal whipping etc etc


7-Shape Vector Murray Walker (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Holy fear!
That would be awesome on a Tshirt. That'll freak out the biddys on the bus
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# More than ...
this one?
I think not ... I rock this one when it's clean and it works a treat



(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I think Murray has it - but only just
Mainly because the biddys would think they're looking into a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Never thought ...
of that
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# GO GO GOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# AND LOOK AT THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I just keep waiting for me!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
#
annndddd here comes....and there goeesss Nigeeel Manseeeelllll
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Piquet squeaky clean!
(Rollerball Disco, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Pfft
Piquet cunt. Miraculously grows a pair when he's sacked from the team. Perfectly happy to go along with it otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# ROFLCOPTER
I was trying to think of something to do with Piquet and the crash yesterday and failed, this is GREAT!
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
#
Came to me last week, had to wait to post it though. Glad you like it. :)
I guess with a slight change it could read "Bang and my career is gone!"
(Rollerball Disco, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:19, archived)
# More nonsense


(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Yousa bombad. Yousa bringa dee mechaniks.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Brian's body is made from walnut shells. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# The board's gone weird...
so I'll share with you the email I've just recieved...

Our company now has to comply with 'Tone of Voice Guidelines'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# As long as it's a sexy tone, I don't see anything wrong with this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# If by sexy you mean corporate
then yes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# O_o
What the fuck is that?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Fuck knows...
the accompanying 'handy sized' PDF was just words placed in a lovely corporate style.

It's basically saying we should all 'talk' the same way in communication (spoken, written etc).
In other words, act like a bunch of manager-speak corporate robots.

I hate my job
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
#
(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ^this^
it gets more and more like Inatech daily
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to think of a corporate phrase which is seemingly innocuous
but actually means "eat shit and die"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Just walk in to HR and in your best robot voice announce
"This work unit finds the new tone of voice 'guidelines' ridiculous, patronising and vaguely crypto-fascist. This work unit cannot comply.'



(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# When they give you a job you really don't want to do, say
Error: unrecognised or incomplete command line
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha you work. you get crap heaped on you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Ooooo better idea...
create some 'Treating your co-workers like grown, adult, human beings guidelines' and email them around.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# this I like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# My money's on Brian
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
#


Click for bigger (324 kb)
(cyril1965, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yea, but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:49, archived)
# not with his hand nailed up like that.
he'd mame a mess of any bath room.
(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
# How odd
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# radioactive snail is radioactive
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I like this.
Today I am mostly struggling to find decent-yet-cheap elbow length leather gloves that I can get by tomorrow. I think I'm going to just dip my arms in treacle and be done with it.
What would Jesus do?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Have you considered fisting someone incontinent?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Are you free?
WHOOP WHOOP HOUPLA HOUPLA! *fires pistols*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Believe me, if I could afford to be I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Never mind princess,
one day your fist will come.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# be meek.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I refuse to believe that this hasn't bindun before...
but it's worth a shot.

(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# In a suit case in the sea with you.
(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *golf clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# To hull with you
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# If it's any consolation...
I do feel bad about posting this picture.

Just not bad enough to not post it.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# if you were mediocre, you would have to add some quicktime
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Quick! and the bang is time

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahahah you wrongun
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# He's on FUCKING FIRE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# use the power of quicktime!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# dunno why
but I'd love to give Kate McCann a good seeing to...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# probably becuase you wouldn't have to worry about using protection
even if there's an accident and she conceives, you won't be paying child support for long.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Just rub his magic glasses 3 times
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Harrison was the best Beatle
/controversial-but-true blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I have no strong sentiments one way or the other about the Beatles
/also controversial blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# The Beatles who?
/trying to be controversial blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Beatles were better than the Who
but not as good as the Stones or The Kinks

/couldn't give a toss about being controversial blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I was about to say that the Kinks were better than both
but then I finished reading and found you'd already said it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I have no idea who any of these people are
/just plain stupid blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ARE DOSE MOI FEET?!
/Father Jack blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Wibble
/pants on head blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# F'tang, f'tang olay biscuit-barrel
/Very silly party blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# if i were you
i'd go to youtube and listen to

the kinks: "waterloo sunset", and "sunny afternoon" and "all day and all night", which i'd guess you'll have heard over a lot of your life

the who: "my generation", "the kids are alright" and "pictures of lily". you'd know the first and maybe the others. (and "boris the spider", of course.)

it doesn't matter whether you've heard of the bands or not. *everyone* should go to youtube and listen to these songs.

and the album "help!" by the beatles which i've recently become convinced was their best.

i'd also like to court controversy by calling the rolling stones' "exile on main st" deeply over-rated.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I have heard of all of these people
I just don't get into having strong feelings about any of them, it gets in the way. I just listen to a song and I like it or not
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# It has to do with religion
The Beatles were bigger than Jesus. The Who were bigger than Mohammed, the Kinks bigger than Buddah, and the Stones bigger than Guru Nanak. It's only natural that people would then swap their focus from these discredited old idols and venerate new ones.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Ah I see
And who was bigger than Roseanne Barr?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
# John Goodman
but not by much
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# *takes notes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# NOBODY IS BIGGER THAN ROSEANNE BARR
I'll burn your embassy if you disagree.

Oprah might be bigger than Roseanne Barr. It's hard to say because they've not started making scales out of reinforced steel yet.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# You think that despite your username?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# surprisingly, yes
the who had some superb songs in the 60s but i've always felt that they were erratically brilliant. the kinks seemed able to keep a more consustent quality while they evolved
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# into the SUPERKINKS

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# it's not just about wearing your knickers outside your trousers
that's just tame. these are SUPERKINKS.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I don't think it's a controversial statement at all
I think many would agree nowadays

A mate of mine once asked asked me how good the Beatles were. I shrugged and he said "Because they could afford to chuck away 'Old Brown Shoe' as a B-side
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# he had the best solo album without a doubt
Though I'm partial to Wing over America and Walls and Bridges so what do I know
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Lennon's Rock n Roll album
is one of my faves
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Could have been improved if he hadn't felt the need to distort his voice
Actually that's true of all his solo work
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# i would have to say....
the best of the beatles
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# haha
wings? They're only the band the Beatles COULD have been.....
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# him and the rest of them: over-rated
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I partly concur.
I think Lennon and McCartney were hugely over-rated, despite being a big fan of Lennon solo, but I think that George was, and still is, woefully under-rated.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# i dunno
the beatles? nothing to write home about really.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Insanity!
'Twas Ringo, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# He wasn't even the best drummer in the band!
Peace and love, peace and love
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Maybe, but he was the least cunty.
Also, he was in 'The Magic Christian', which wins many points.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:49, archived)
# George counters with Life of Brian
But Ringo beats him hands down with Thomas the Tank Engine
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I don't like the Beatles
/really-just-doesn't-like-the-Beatles-blog
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?

* Imagins John Lennon
* FWAPS a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# haha




(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Oh god yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done Waspy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Fuck.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Imaging all the people
:)

is this the lowest replied FP ever?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# A Madge in all the peepholes
MOD EDIT: NSFW pics from Madonna's slag book
(octopuppy stinking up the place, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:18, archived)
# i'll get the frying pans...
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)
# hahahaha
outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:24, archived)
# haha...
Lennon's 'Mission Statement'...excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:36, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
First FP I've loved in a long time.

Bravo that Wasp.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:22, archived)
#
bin dun

www.imagingallthepeople.co.uk/

(lib319, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Ace
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Thought it was poo until I saw the last cell
Well played, sir....fine punnage. Clicky!
(Kitcar memeless in a meme filled world, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I'm ... waitin for my nan ...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# naan?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# chappatis?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Shilpa Poppadom?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Chutney and Pickles?
Pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Apropos of absolutely nothing at all ...
My sister's dog is called Pickles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# khaaaaan
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# No rain?
You sir, are surely an imposter.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# That was Blind Melon wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9707442
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# That was Blind Melon wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# well done
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# That was Blind Melon wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# That WAS Blind Melon wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# THAT was Blind Melon.
Wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# My melon has been blinded!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Fucking hell when did this blind melon shit start happening?
I just can't keep up these days.

The /board is confusing too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# i'm waiting for my three curries and rice. wanna go back to my place afterwards?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Oo LAWKS, Sir - you DO know how to flatter a girl, an' NO mistake!
*flicks skirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# That's what they all say. Want some extra special lassi?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Needs more neggit tits pressed to the window!
(and rain)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Mmmm ...
Nekkid ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# so am I...
where be dat ho?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Free to tha beat of ma style, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I'm terribly sorry, I didn't catch a word of that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I was merely proposing that the unique percussive rhythms that I like to feel are my "signature" musically
Will have an entrancing effect upon you that will enable you to discover a form of mental and physical liberty unbeknownst to many.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :)hmmmmm.....she's a long time coming
*fears the worst*:(........."brace yourself son"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hmm.
Neston?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# G..g..g..good game...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# :E
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# :F
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# :G
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# :H
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Aye pet
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# X8
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# %@
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I got no idea what that's about
but it seems to strangely fit the tune I'm listening to so it works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# you've got it all so terribly wrong..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# shit I see :(
arch....damn you work related stress!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks Tribs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# *goggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *gaggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Wahey!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# :)
'Noon!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Allo :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *gaggles*
EDIT: Piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# *giggles*
/time loop blog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
#
*gaggles*

parallel universe effect
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# You're welcome :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :D
Any minute now some fanboi is going to come along and say this makes no sense because cybermen are mechanical bodies with tortured human minds....

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# This makes no sense because cybermen are mechanical bodies with tortured human minds
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *glares*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# And just how do the organic bits interface with the robotic shell?
String? Wooden sticks?
Hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Witchcraft.
Anyway...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# That'll be that newfangled reimagining of a classic show!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Wow, subtle!
Yes, that'll be the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Is the chap in the middle the one from Law and Order: UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Yep, that's him
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I was going to do a quick and dirty AMD version.
Need to reinstall CS4 after a fresh installation of windoze :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# but
this makes no sense because cybermen are mechanical bodies with tortured human minds....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Oh cock
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# did I piss in your mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I think so
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *mops*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Is it just me or do this modern new-fangled "Cybermen"
look like they are wearing 2 monocles one for each eye - I expect this has been noted and duly someone have put a top hat, smoking jacket, and pipe to such a picture?

hehe nicely done btw
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Surely 2 monocles is simply a pair of glasses...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# yes if they were bridged together this could
create a new device that I will call bi-monocles or binocles (patent pending)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:46, archived)
#
I'll offer you £3.17 for 73.4% of your business with the condition that you'll never see me again but you'll have to pay the salaries of my 17 strong team of embedded consultants
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Is that some kind of Rubik's puzzle in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Yes.*
*no
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# No,
it's Mastermind.

80s.siriuscreations.nl/images/mastermind.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I just don't understand why the baby astronuats are crossed through but the adult one isn't.
I wanted to make a joke about force choking
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# R
I
S
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Coz babies are wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)

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