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# A message from our sponser.
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# JESUS WEPT
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# The horror, the horror ...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# needs more
kuato
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# looks like Don Rickles.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# he died so's we could carry on sinning
..something like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# In that case...
It would be rude not to.

Not to mention ungrateful of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha...all the more reason to praise him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# "Carry On Sinning"
There's a trick the producers missed..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# "Well shello, shello, shello!"
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahah
That's horrific
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# arf!
what the Terry?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# That's more marvellous than most things needs to be..
.. smashing stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I say!
*rubs legs*
Spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Rather!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# DOO DAA!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ding DONG!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Whato!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I say!!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# 'Sup?
(Redmond, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ?
Haven't we seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# The first one was Data with a beard.
This is Lore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand...
but then I seem to understand so little these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Lore was Data's evil twin.
Evil twins in Star Trek tend to sport facial fungus to avoid viewer confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha ha really? :D
please tell me this is true
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# but what about riker's not evil but nominally non competant twin?
OH GOD I'm MAKING OBSCURE TREK REFERENCES!


AAAAARGG

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# If you mean the alternate Ryker that blew up his Enterprise by being a total weiner, then I guess the whole beard thing is more of a guideline than an absolute rule..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# He did have an Evil Twin Goatee
as opposed to the full Riker beard.

What bothered me is (nerd alert incoming!) in the episode of DS9 where he appears disguised as the original Riker, why did he wear fake sideburns to turn his goatee into a full beard? Why didn't he just grow an actual beard?

Also www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec5pCrbOkYA
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# he eventually joined in with the marquis
and posed as the 'real' riker to do some bad or another on DS9

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Yeah but...
the fake sideburns....I mean come on!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# when are you posting B4?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# HAHAH
TNG LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Then why is the filename still
"Data_wearing_a_beard.jpg"?

I sense foul-tasting canned meat products.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Because Redmond is a thief with no perceivable talent?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9812173
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I agree
Teef
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# !
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=61028&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# It's like spot the difference
on level 9 difficulty
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I like Spot the Difference...
www.gamesforthebrain.com/game/counterfeit/
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I was waiting for the exorcist girl to flash up on my screen and scream :oD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Bloody hellfire!
The first one I got was well hard!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
#
memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Beard

I don't really understand what is going on, I think it's some kind of meltdown
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
# .......wow
there is some staggering geekery going on in that!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Good troll
*pats and feeds cookie*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ooh repost time!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# He's a FAKE
He bottles up his anger in real life, that is why his face looks like a cold scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You've get this swearing lark well & truly sussed, man..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# :D
SPUNKY-BUTTERFLAPS!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# CREAMY SHITKNOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Please let me know if you require further assistance.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Encore!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# why? why is this here? why?



(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# this^..also: can suck mine while we're at it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Pictures or it didn't happen.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Seeing how this thread is going to waste:
Can anyone remember the name of a toy from the 70's/80's that was based on the "old mother hubbard" fairy tale?

A big plastic shoe with toy people living in it, and it had a slide.

Aimed at the under 6's.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Even knowing the manufacturer would help.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I'm looking, but do you know anyone called Joanna orJennifer?
edit: Hurrah! B3ta saves the day again
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Matchbox shoe house?
farm4.static.flickr.com/3417/3371630455_1399e05ac2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# That's the chap!
It's been bugging me for days. Matchbox made it? I'd have never guessed.

I'd figured fisher price for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# sadly, bidding has ended on this item
cgi.ebay.ph/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320426345708
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Cheers,
Much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# My dentist has one in his waiting room.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# What's that code for?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# out to get banned?
hope trolling works out well for you in life
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Samidges for lunch..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# .. the end is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# 8D
Also - glad to see that The Magic of Chutney's awesome swears have made their mark on someone else..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# indeed, it's the power of spongy knob droppings
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# These are all fucking superb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# There'll be a shiny pound in your Christmas card, this year, Prequal.
And thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# his exact inner structure done in a t-shirt
exactly medically accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Recursive lols!
that's rather spiffing

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Thanks, Boff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ha ha recursive-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Delicious & entertaining.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# this will run and run........
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Five years on Broadway & counting..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Gratz on the FP, Ninj.
Well deserved, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# aiiieeeeeeeeeee
don't stare in to his hole!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# A sneaky peek can't hurt, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm STILL doing it wrong aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# There's a fifty fifty chance you are correct.
But there's only a ten percent chance you aren't.

Also: Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Mornin' sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Surely
you can't be serious!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand...
are you implying that there are 300 acts of double-penetration going on in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# he is Brian Blessed for a new generation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Mornin' Toastie!
Blu-Ray back and well? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Today is a day of facts
Spartan's couldn't see their wives during the day so the shagged each other. And the boys they trained.

/has read books
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Related fact:
Centuries later, the Romans invented wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *learns so much from b3ta*
*unsubscribes Discovery channel*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Rules are for squares, Daddio.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Bless you Cap'n
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] admittedly I don't have a Mario icon...........
Or photoshop installed as is evident

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Quite good
Awesome infact.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Nice!
Tools Tools Tools Tools Tools Tools
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# lolz
(herman:D, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# lol racism is fun lol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# We are all genetically 99.8% chimpanzee so whats the big deal?
Mind you we are also 50% banana.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# top facts!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Just make up your own facts
but say them with confidence and 99.76% of the time people believe you
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I can only offer my facts with 95% confidence
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# statistically thats still 98% more acurate then the facts that get show in the daily mail
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I clicked I like this
because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I really need to get better at drawing
I'd like an idea or two for drawings. Suggestion time, people.


Pic as an incentive
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Please stop trying to be JollyJack.
My second idea is tanks. People think tanks are rad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I can't draw pinups anymore?
His style's influenced mine. I try to be different. Honest.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)
# please stop tryingto be dr dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# No I'm Gronkpan. Look.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# LOOK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I think being influenced by JJ is fine in general
But unlikely to get a great reception here, you know?

What I'd suggest is to find another artist somewhere and copy their style and drawings, thereby working on your technique in different areas. When you feel more confident you'll be able to draw in your own style which might take things from numerous sources and put it together as your own.

Its a long term project but it would be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ^^ this
Although people are free to post whatever they want on here, it gets pretty tiresome having posts with people just plain showing off (sorry JJ, your skills are mighty but I crave the b3ta lolz).
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# JJ is an arse
he posts a drawing and then fucks off ignoring any of his sichophantic freinds' attempts to chat with him, then reappears days later the next time he wants his arsehole tongued
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Bit harsh. I have no knowledge of the lad except that
He posts amusing pictures. He occasionally sticks around the follow up with a few posts and then legs it back to work.

He doesn't stick around to have a chat like the rest of us, but I don't see how that qualifies him as an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I just dont like b3ta celebrities
and telling someone that they shouldnt post images because it bears some kind of resemblance seems a little anti-b3ta. JJ didnt invent comic book art.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Draw more boobs.
and manga sucks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# squirrels
tits
weetabix eyebrows
masturbation material for lonely fat virgins
or how about a comic strip that drags on for years and contains the very essence of self referential tedium?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ^
I've no idea about any of that but it sounds great way to pass the time
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Now I'd certainly buy something like that off ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# thinking about "the special files"
you know there are "special educational needs", is there a similar condition for "special sexual needs" where your sexuality is so retarded that you can only get off by projecting your lack of sexual output onto animal drawings?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# yes.
the good old British government have even set up a register for such people, for the day that they get up the courage to make the inevitable leap from wanking over anthropomorphic art to sticking large cliched eyes onto their pets and sexually assaulting them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# you cunt
i just laughed so hard i coughed up blood!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# animal rape is no laughing matter
it's more of a hmmhrr sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Even if you're raping a Clownfish?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# You're not a fan, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Can we have squirrels with tits?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# you're being very general
could you narrow it down a bit.

also, nice dress at the comedy night.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# It's got a sexy redhead with some great opaque moments, so that'll be a click from me..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] probably bindun, but I nearly enjoyed making it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Ha! Nicely done there!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# cheers
I'm a bit uninspired, but also bored.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Cuntinental
Look that one up, its one for everyday use :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# that one rings a bell
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Anyone who sits outside a cafe in Britain drinking coffee and eating croissants whenever the drizzle lets up for ten minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
# pfft
that must be an english phenomenon. outdoor tables in scotland and strictly for smoking and catching hypothermia.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Just couldn't help but post this
SCREWNICORN n. A magical sex act whereby a lesbian puts a strap-on dildo on her forehead and goes at her partner like a bull at a Spaniard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# haha
I like some of the simpler ones too... like

Gunt: Gut+cunt

Premature evacuation: follow-through

I wish I could remember more, but my head is completely empty at the moment. I can't even decide if I want to go for lunch or not.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# What combo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# The Kangaroo combo
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# No you're doing it wrong, Cenaris.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# What's wrong with you?
Can't you see all the Kangaroos on this page?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Tell me about your relationship with your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I done her
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# This is either a good sign or a bad sign.
I don't really know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# in the face
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ngngngn
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# It was fine
Until Uncle Ttssattsr came to stay. Then things got ... difficult.

He had acute kangaroo blindness. Very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Must make chevron.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Nice and tidy forum. Nice and tidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# That sounds delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Cooks up some kangaroo steaks
You want one?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# you broke it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Let's make another peak
And to be fair he broke it before it formed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I have nothing to say
but I'll say it anyway, all in the cause of the chevron
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I'm just going to post entries to Viz's Profanisaurus, because that's what I'm reading right now
Excalibur n. A magic turd of legendary proportions that rises eerily out of the water in a mist-shrouded toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# MOTH BOY n.
The member of a drinking party who, upon entering a pub, proceeds directly to the bandits, attracted by the flashing lights
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# J-NO n. prop.
A self-deluded bird with a horrible fat arse who believes she looks good in tight jeans or hipsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# mathsturbate v.
To have a vowel and three consonants whilst watching Countdown
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Wallaby fight! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# give it 'im Barry
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# A pretty young lady called Jane...


See it with sound and proper animtion: b3ta.com/links/399782
(Dr Frank, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# *applauds*
more...more!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# oh I say
drops monocle

that's all teh aces right there. I have enclickended
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *thunderous claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Very good. I was expecting her to get raped.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ^this
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I was hoping she would
I demand a sequel!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
#
There was a young girl called Jill
Who was brutally raped and killed.
They've not caught the fella
Because I'm too clever
And hopefully they never will.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)
# awesome
:)

There was a Young girl called Maddy
Who was snatched from her mummy and daddy
Much tapas was eaten
Mum Kate got right beaten
and I sold her on to Paul Gaddy

Athankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha
We need a B3tan Poet Laureate
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Oh my word, that's brilliant!
Plus points for using the words Rally, Sally, and Folly.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Nice one, Doc!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Goddammit
I can only click once. So have this

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# NOOO! NOOO! PLEASE STOPAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
PLEASE NOO NOOOOAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# If my work PC had speakers would I be hearing bagpipes?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha :D
Fun fact of the day, In the middle ages, small pipes (like bagpipes but...smaller) were often likened to the sound of wailing cats. So much so several carvings exist showing jesters stood squeezing a cat under their arm as if they were playing the pipes in the same manner.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# :D
I like the fact that people used to take the time to carve things.

Nowadays they'd just stick some grainy camera-phone footage on Youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# meanwhile in the year 3000
I like the fact that people used to take the time to record grainy camera-phone footage and post it on Youtube.

Nowadays they'd just wave the memory into the hive conciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Animal instruments...!!!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Arf!
Screechy fucker :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ooh.. a kitty fiddler.
;-) nice
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahahah
(herman:D, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Bop-di-bop-bop, Bop-di-bop-bop
Kickin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# :D
DOUBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# hahah....
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# haha be careful of blowback
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# too many bush and pussy jokes going on in my head..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Nyom Nyom

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *tickled*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM!
is it illegal to eat cats in england?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# They're moi fackin' nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!
I AM AN ANARCH-IST!

Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# haha
has anyone ever shopped robort downey junior with downs syndrome... i was gonna do it but when i saw the images on google i felt a bit too much of a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Top tip
If you want to shop someone with downs features then use Ross Kemp or the other one from Eastenders, they have done most of the work for you
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I did do...
...but it looked shit and I felt awful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ARF

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Its anarchist for supper again, I see
This is excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Watch his little legs go..
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I blame him! *points*

*mainly cos I don't have a picture of Fraser...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Saucy source pix
Ill add this to my desktop next to nun porn
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# oh god, that makes me boke
www.b3ta.com/board/9812173

He edited the modedit again! hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# What was it first time round?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Same pic, it's hotlinked and it got modedited twice
He keeps editing it back :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ha ha
the cheeky scamp eh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ha, no surprise there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Aphex Win
(SeanO, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 7:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha
that had me in stitches
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I lost the thread between the first two frames
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Needle-less to say
I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# oi
weave it awone
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# pfft
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# It's annoying
I mean if you get through to mister stewart then sure you get some really good service but you have to kick up a stink before you get to speak to him

I mean it must be pretty shit for people who don't speak up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# The noisy wheel gets the oil
them's just the facts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# In today's disposable society, the noisy wheel gets replaced.
patrick needs to understand that most customers don't complain, they just don't use the service again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Patrick's been spending more and more time out the back
chewing tobacco and listening to Grand Ol Opry. I think he may be having a nervous breakdown.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I hope he hasn't thrown in the towel
really, I hope he hasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Oh, Mofaha. Oh, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# haha
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# "He's the best in the business"
-Mrs.W...Essex
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahhahhhaaahhaha
i was laughing at this picture
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# This is fucking superb! Hahaha!
but shouldn't the "we'll" from the last frame be in the previous speech bubble?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# complete bobbins!
*Click*

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Fudging brilliant!
Blessed yes.
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 2:40, archived)
# had me laughing like a loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Vienna?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Hurrah! It's Dave the Hat's Happy Friday Song!



(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# *joys*
Thanks pseudo-Dave, you rescued Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# wait, you're not Dave
yay nohands
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I noticed that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Fluff engines set to maximum output..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Dave,
your hat doesn't fit



woo sir!!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I know! I monkey'd around with the code he sent for ages
either the code is wonky or he's deliberately made the image a few extra pixels across to test me :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Well it's for a snails head, huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# oh yeah
*edits the gif*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# it's because he's a snail, and the head of the snail is to the right....
and the head of the snail is to the right....hat doesn't fit space invaders


or racoons...



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)
# You want to high-five now, or later?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# later
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Later is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# does now...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# helluva hat you have there, sireee!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# why thankyou sirrah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Brilliant!
Thanks for that


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I had to wait TWO fecking days before I could log on
but never mind.
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# "The thing about sharks is..they'll only attack you if you're wet".


Click for bigger (50 kb)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Milky Joe - the celebrity you can eat between meals, without ruining your appetite..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# YOU
have been watching Sean Lock, AICMFP
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# "You all know who I am. You all know what I do"
Erm actually I don't?
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# The Deformant..


Click for bigger (266 kb)
Bless
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# And yet he looks so happy,
like he's just walked into a shop full of beanie hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I recycled some old files...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Haha
4 Q Recycle Ring!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I hate it when people do awesome stuff and I just sat around on my arse all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
# You get used to it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Haha
Actually made last night after cleaning sick from all over the inside of my car. Kids are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I have been waylaid by a recalcitrant illness. I can vomit on your kids, if you'd like revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Hahaha
No thanks, he's back to his old self this morning and it's probably best he stays that way. Car's smelling great!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# You can drive me to the pub then! Yippee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
# do a excercise
then it doesn't feel so bad
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Awesomeness

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Ooh you clever sausage you!
*Friday Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Dude! Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I can see up his tshirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:15, archived)
# PHWOAR
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Set phasers to 'fun'..
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless copyright infringement
and shirley bindun

Highlights:
    our website was at the very tip of the penis

    onlineworld dot com was on the right testicle
click for source
(vladk2k, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Your PC is ancient!
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Is it still there?
That's the tricky thing about getting to the tip of the penis - it's very tricky to stay there and not slide down.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Now thank the nice people on /talk you ignorant, ungrateful fuckstick.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:26, archived)
# /talk?
I think you mean /hints+tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:29, archived)
# *Pulls your hair.*
*Runs away back to /talk.*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:31, archived)
# for..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Being lovely and helpful and that.
And they have thanked us now, so we won't need to invade your filthy /board.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:33, archived)
# I,
the lacking knowledge or sophistication, not feeling or showing gratitude intercourse twig, hereby thank the nice people on /talk
(vladk2k, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# SNOODTIEM
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Apply: Disguise dog protocol.
14 bytes of data sent.
Dog disguise protocol ready to initiate.
... ... ...
Dog successfully disguised.


This dialogue will now close.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:47, archived)

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