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# PARTY PEA-nis TIME!!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# one of my fave things I've seen on b3ta
www.b3ta.com/board/4367405
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# wowsa!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I remember that
Just perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Il aime le penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# le rectum
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# woop woop

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# HumanDescent
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# wahey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# no
edit:
okay, that was premature, the moron above gets my ignore instead...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
But that doesn't look anything like HumanDescent
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# It's me on Sat & Sun
During the week I mainly look like a can of beer
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Unopened and full of potential for mischief, I hope :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# eggs
actly
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Like that is it? Right then...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# its .... hhhhypnnooooo
*gnnn*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Toucan monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# HermanDescent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] wince pies
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# haAHAHAHAHAHAAHAhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahahahah
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Look out Santa! HAX!
He's got fucking respawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Nah, he's already won a match.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Santa gets superspeed
but Jesus gets omnipresence. He also gets the ability to transform into a wafer and a cup of wine, which Santa will instinctively try to consume. Jesus will transform back inside Santa, resulting in explosive gore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# FATALITY!!!
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Come on Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Cunt 'im in the fuck, Barry!
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Santa is so scared of Jeebus
that he appears to be standing in a pool of his own piss.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# think
that just some really dodgy patch tool work! :D
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# NO!
it's piss
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# haha!
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# ref looks familiar
(amirweb shake hands with gonga, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha excellent :D
This reminds me of my one and only FP, which is sadly lost to the mists of time :(
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# One more then ...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# gah!
it wants to eat my ears!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# :'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAAAA!
Or a sound close to that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Oh...
I for one welcome our new fangy toother overloards and offer them roast ginger biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# well fuck!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# D:<
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I can usually work out what you've mangled
You have me stumped on this one.
I'm not sure whether I should cuddle it or give it a marrow bone to munch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# SHIT !!!
haha
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Sweet Jeebuz!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# It wants your
spicy brains
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hi Fang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Better in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Len me your ears, spock
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha
spang indeed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Just logged on
and realised it was my b3ta birthday so I put together this crappy little picture to celebrate.

(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# YE MAPPLE TATSUR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# voila mon passport
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# hoh he hoh he etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Bon Candle Jour
French ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# *Surrenders*
Happi le candles.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# For your birthday I give you this
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# ouch
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# His ball's in the rough
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Leave Tiger's wood alone innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Arf!
Time out from professional golf, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Gulf
the space between him and his wife
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# joyeux anniversaire
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Oo-ay lur frommarge?
edit: also, this picture of the surface of mars, while unrelated, is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Poulet sans tette
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
#
VOUS LE VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# MERDE
I can't understand French people because they're speaking French in a funny accent.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Le Fracnh peopsls.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# WHAT?
NO, I SAID I WANTED THE PIZZA *points*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# HAW-HAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Le toucher de jambon!
ooh la la
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# this would never make sense in French
They probably don't use the term Wifi -- it is probably 'le binary machine electronique radio'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Tish
B3tards are all fluent speakers of French and this thread proves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# *tourettes'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# ...or 'le computer packet trebuchet'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# The french pronounce it wee-fee
If they didn't, the joke wouldn't work. Took me ages to get it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# huit filles
eight girls
seven days a week
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# DOH!
I wonder what "spanging pan" is in French.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Drama! Ohmy!

CFB!

(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Poignant...
and wonderfully arted :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# haha that LET'S GO OVER THERE pose is too good
he is really focusing all his power into that laser pointer
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# the laser is powered by force of will alone.
And 4 doubleaayyys
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# a bit teapotesque
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Teapots don't go over there, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I love this.
And him.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# spacesuit sex
rather challenging
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Danger Will Robinson
unexpected spacesuit sex
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Docking commenced!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# never do a moonie on the Moon
this may cause soreness subsequently
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# tops
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# that looks a bit nice :) lighting looks amazing :)
also, I'm just watching aliens and think the female pilot looks like lady gaga

(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I'd noticed that
Is there anybody Lady Gaga doesn't look like?
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# mr t
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# This is true...
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Rockin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Evenink

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# That is fantastic
I really suck at these. And yours normally make me more depressed... Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :D
I morph to prevent depression - or was it I cut up animals and splice them together to prevent depression - either way I feel much better now
*gnnnn*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I kill characters from Peanuts and put Bernie Ecclestone's face onto Shakira
Then I sit in the corner and cry while I wank.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I think that should be turned into a course
of treatment for many people
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I'd be happy to lecture it
I'm into exhibitionism like that. And I certainly know that I'd have been fascinated as a student if I went to a lecture to watch a lecturer draw magenta cocks onto Snoopy and then wank in the corner while sobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Was waiting by train the other day and watched a teacher give some childlings some
plasticine and then he wandered off - only to come back to the train windows covered in cocks made out of the stuff !
made me laff
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Sometimes teachers have forgotten what it's like to be a child.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Fuck yes! :)
Also, its now 8-8
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Is that
a fake fur rug. looks like one. probably.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# he wouldnt sit on real fur
he has taken a stance on animal cruelty
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# ...now thru the k-hole we have 2k9 ..
..woo
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# These are always brilliant.
And this is no exception.
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Awesome!
I haven't seen one of those in a while.
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/ppaintings/tocotoucan.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Toucan !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Play that game.
/shit 90s RnB
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Superb as always!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# That is superb mate
been a while since I attempted one
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# At last . . . a critter that has a beak as big as it's bite !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# i rike dat
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Oh...
Anyone wipe my mind with wetwipes?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# AAA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# super skills!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
#
I've got one of these at home, actually.
(lunatek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Just thought I'd post this


It was for that wired thing, but I couldn't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# splendid stuff
happyeaster
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Can't beat a good poping.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ha ha
yes, more scummy shit, IKWYM
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I thought it said breast extract
But then I remembered breast extract doesn't come in that sort of bottle.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# You either love it or hate it!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# been browsin the b3ta glossary..
looks well out of date..
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Thank you and fuck off
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# you're well out of date
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# You win
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# really, that's very interesting
why don't you write an update and sumbit it to the judges.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# ah rapage....
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# ...lol hmm..gets idea for new challenge..
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# FARTY LAME BUM DOG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I bought a chimney brush and some rods today and then cleaned my chimney.
Anyone want their chimney cleaned while I'm still in the mood?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I don't have a chimney.
If I get one quickly will you clean it?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I could clean your drains instead
The rods came with drain unblocking things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I guess that could be helpful/
I'll think about it. Will you turn up in full victorian chimneysweep outfit?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I collect soot . . . if by chance you get any extra . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# we won't stand for this filthy language in here!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# do you work for the Guardian?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# spang
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# this board needs more stoat
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Mmm Stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# That is right proper stoating . . . right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# YES. You can never have enough stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Also: FUCK YOU LAPTOP!
Simply dying when I'm half way through a picture? NOT COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Stoatily unacceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# maybe it's your battery worrying about the origins of your sources
:S
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I remember this screen
I remember how happy I was when I had a computer that TURNED ITSELF OFF when this screen was displayed.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# but you had to press the start button to make it stop
my mum still finds that confusing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# My mum still finds TV remotes confusing
Both my parents do, in fact. My dad threatened to kick me out a few years ago because he couldn't fathom the fact that the red light meant 'standby', and pressing the red button on the remote would make the TV show pictures again. Apparently it was broken, I must have fucked it up, and I shouldn't bother coming home. Which was nice.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# My mum
still can't work out you have to point the remote at the tv or at least in the general direction of the tv to change the channel
(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I don't see how he can't press a button on a remote when told
but manages to drive himself to and from work every day with no problems. Surely cars are more complex?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
#
www.greenend.org.uk/rjk/2002/08/nipple.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Fuck nipples, I prefer touchpads
.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# My mum still blames me
for anything electrical breaking in her house. I left home more than a decade ago.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Stupid smelly dog things.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Embrace the stoat Tsatyr.
Let the stoat into your soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Stoats ain't great.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# we don't like you either
so there.
(stoat on the road to nowhere, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Happy 7 th 7 days ago b3taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# You're a smelly farty little dog nerr nerr nerrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Interesting frame
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# That last frame was absolutely fantastic. Seriously on edge throughout it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Excitement levels are ramped up
I'm supposed to go to the pub but I want to see how the two guys react. If it was anyone else, I'd say Ronnie would have a great chance but Higgins is strong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Oh without a doubt Higgins'll win, but I've made my peace with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# You don't have a little bit of hope left? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I really would love to see Ronnie come back and after winning the last frame, sure I have a little hope, but sadly logic dictates.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# UNGNGG FNFNFNF F FHFHNFNFNF FUHH FUFH FUCKCKLCLSM DSS.s.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# LOGIC HASN'T LOST YET, BUT .... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# mnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# :(
Great game though. Higgins pulled out some amazing shots in the last frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Can't help but imagine what would've happened if Ronnie hasn't missed that Pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# STOATS
RIPE STOATS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I thought that said RAPE STOATS
that is a completely different picture, proberbly with mick hucknall
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# And squirrels with hats

I am liking your stoat very much though :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# he's a good stoat
i like your squirrel as well :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# stoat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Its about this time each year the protesters come out for turkey rights
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# haha nicely
in other news: wtf? www.b3ta.com/board/9828873

It seems I have done the unthinkable, by photoshopping a painting and not writing "THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED, CALM DOWN" on it. :/

Inrtrnt srz bsnz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Internet: serious business.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# thanks, I've not quite got the hang of this hightec slang yet
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I would like to point out that I did not create stonehenge or the turkey in question
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# OMG
I would like to retract my click! That's not your turkey?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I'm so sorry
I think it belongs to the fat racist comedy guy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Stanley Matthews?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Bernard Manning
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Lol, you got pwned
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# i kno :C
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# :(
sad times
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# too right. I've just cut my ear off, look, I painted a picture of me with my ear cut off.

As you can see from the tag, it means it's all my art.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# This is an OUTRAGE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I know.
I should have worn my sparkly hat.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# for only £5 this Christmas you can buy another button for a major european artist
please think of the buttons
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Looks like a 13yr old newb being picky there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# a 13yr old newb devarter
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Shit
I shop paintings all the time. Good job nobody noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I wonder If I should put disclaimers
on the movies I use for source material too?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I always assumed they were yours.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# quite clearly you have erased the eBaumsworld tag.
tut tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Bask in your stolen glory
And when you receive that speedboat as prize for winning, pilot it with guilt!
Meh, I've had to put in disclaimers with the watercolours I shopped :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Well, I thought it was yours at first
I thought it was yours at firstbut then you gave a link to the source which sort of gave it away. Then you recommended we google for ebil snowmen which sort of gave it away again. Anyone who thought it was yours after those two pretty obvious pointers away from you needs to learn how to read.

Plz not 2 fret
over srs intrnt

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Also
I thought this was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# this is great and should have more replies
sorry for jacking the thread a bit.

I'm going to go an rock back and forth in a dark corner. The internet is not for me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Don't tell anyone but a little know artist called Monet painted this

I just made it better
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# OH HAI MONET
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# the dick didn't tag it so it's fair game
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Charles Monet
he should be getting credit for this.

and George Lucas.

Why don't we have a full reference list for each post, so that people can cite the exact artists and sources from which their images are made? It would make things much easier. Or annotations?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I agree
I get 99% of my sources from HERE and the other 1% from facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Suits me
I get most of mine from anonymous photoshoots posted online by anonymous forum members, and then I paint magenta cocks on them and post them to b3ta. So I can attribute everything to

Image: unknown
Digital transfer: unknown
Magenta cock: ME LOOK AT ME I'M A FUCKING GOD
Hosting: b3tards.com
Website: b3ta.com
Person reading post: [please insert own name here]
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# FREE RANGE TURKEY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Arf
very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Epileptic Musical Christmas Cat
Should not stand so close to flashing lights. Or wear them on his hat.

EDIT: Also, it was rude of me to forget your Woo.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Un-plugged . . . and plugged in at the same time !
Play On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# This is what photoshop was made for
woo, yay & hoopla indeeds
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Stoat on a boat with a goat and a new coat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# STOAT!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Whatever floats your stoat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# /o\
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# \o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Stoatally ruined that then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Otterly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# TJ: Quick bit of photoshop help anyone?
If I want to flood a canvas with a checkerboard pattern is there a quick way of doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Press Ctrl + Shift + Esc. Then simply jab at the keyboard and break down into fits of tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I'm already a master at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I'm rubbish at it.
Er google it and steal?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I could do that I guess. But then I wouldn't learn anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Learning is for nerds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# We prefer the term Geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Ah now I know where I'm going wrong.
Er, create a grid in one layer then fill with the paint-bucket thingy.
(prefers Paint.net for quick stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# might be different if you've got the full programe
but there is no really easy way for elements, probably best to build a shall check pattern (4 squares), then save it to the "patten fill" options. you can then just flood a larger image.
(in the time it took to work that out someones probably given a better answer)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# This sounds workable.
But how do I save something to pattern fill?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I WORKED IT OUT!
Define the squares as pattern, then use the fill tool. Thanks for help people.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# ah
its possible, but i can't remember how you do it. :( so just look in "help" and it might be there.
or just use the default "tiles-smooth" pattern fill and colour it in.

edit: ah, you figured it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# It's in edit/define pattern in CS2.
Then you can select pattern fill with the fill tool and it'll be in the list of patterns you can choose from.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Cool . . . I did the same thing with the brush set . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
# You can use the clone stamp pattern tool . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
#




ow




(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Why is it not in a moat?

Eh?

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Hummmmn . . . I guess that'll be in series # 6 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# sorry - beat me to it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# A moat it is then !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I'll make a note.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# is that a quote?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# we've been here before

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# All ashore !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# How do they stay afloat?
*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# They put on a bloat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Does that work?
I'll take note.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Keep it in your tote !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# It'll cost ya...
one groat.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Please don't make me dote . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# ...you don't remember what you wrote?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# hehehe... scrote...
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I see a dog and a cat and a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Welcome to The Ark !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# In a moat shirley???
hahaha clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# That's right . . . she's all wet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# just how I likes her
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# valin never failin like a photoshop shaolin
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Drink'm by the gallon and hold'm with your talon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# That stoat is adorable
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# That stoat is in charge too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# This makes me confused
but happy
Woos to you Mr. Valin
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Once the thought is rhymed upon . . . there are no bounds . . .
ta nicely !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Who's got the crack!?
(How has no-one mentioned The Moldy Peaches yet?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# The Moldy Peaches yet !
There . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Now for the juicy bits...

Part 1
Part 2
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I recognised Harriot before I read his name.
Therefore this picture is declared successful, and Mu is declared a loser.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# this
the harriot recognition algorithm, not the loser quip...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Butters, fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Fuckin, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# If you could high-five anyone in space...
Who would you high-five in space?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I'LL GO FIRST.
I'd high-five a bear in space. Imagine that. High-fiving a bear. In space. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I'd high-five a bear too.
Only a better bear than you high-fived.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Sorry. I'm still hurting from the chinesebum remark.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I'd high five Mark Curry from TV's Hanging With Mr Cooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# That's way better than what Mu said, but not as good as what I said.
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I'M HIGH-FIVIN A FUCKIN WHALE ON STILTS IN FRICKIN SPACE IS ALL
I MEAN, FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# i'm enjoying this series
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Way juicy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I like this
I look forwards to more. Woo, and indeed, yay.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# thats brilliant
though if i don't see ainsley's head dressed as a christmas pudding at some point this month, i shall be a little sadder for it :(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
absolutely enthralling.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Leave my paint skills out of it


Click for bigger (426 kb)



would love to see some1 do it properly as i have no photoshop ability
(Jakexme, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# SEAMERS
;)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Ah its a newb, at least they made an effort.
Seams fine to me. {;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Don't cross the seams.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
#
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Oh dear, I clicked
cannot unhear.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Insult ghostbusters and I will hurt you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Ghostbusters is dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Aw man, I'm gonna have to give you a serious chinese burn now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# lolchinesebum
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Chinese bum is dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# TO FAR MAN!
You just went too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Waaaaaaay too 80's
*cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Not a bad job for mspaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Why is the world full of hatred? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# And the moon too it seams.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# The (Mu)n?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Or teh mune?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Wu yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# seamless


good try though
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Please
tell me that is an arm.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# its an arm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# You're not fibbing?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# you will never know mwhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# They know nothing of me
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# And none of the secrets of my special plan
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# While I know every crooked creaking step of theirs
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Really like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'm only happy with the bag of these three images to be honest
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# The girl one has nice norks, but needs more arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I've not drawn her from behind yet
I suppose I should. Theoretically she has a nice bum, but if I can draw one remains to be seen
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Awesome drawing!
I'm off to South Uist for a week. By3 by3 b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# have fun
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I have that hoodie. I'm wearing it now.
Also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Get away from me scary marrowmonster.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# We're nowhere near your scary marrowmonster
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# DON'T TOUCH IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# It gets bigger when you touch it
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# And smellier.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Oh I get it, you're talking about penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# There's something very "Glen Baxter" about these
....which is a compliment
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Alien ressurection: marrow edition
Now with less trousers and more steaming feet
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# HIGH FIVE
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I thought I'd ask for a more 'noble' gift this year.
Turns out Santa is dyslexic...

Bin dun? Prolly has.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# YOU STOLE MY PEERAGE!
YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# My PEERAGE you fucker. Who did you pay off? Was it the tories? Phil the greek?
Dammit man I want my "lord" back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I thought by peerage you meant...
rage that yet another world peas fro christmas gag had copped up!!!
Pee-rage anyone?!?!?
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# You see, my username used to be "Lord Mue" before I got bored. So I'm claiming you stole it for lolarious effect.
Your job is to wonder what the fuck I'm going on about and get slightly anxious that you've made a faux pas online.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ah
now I understand
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Then, I troll you some more (hopefully someone else will join in for the lulz)
and you get even more and worked up. Then I make a U turn, call you names and make fun of you for getting angry at the internet. Ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Dibs on joining in.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# He's not saying anything. I think he hung up on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# and you, sir,
are a bounder too
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# OK
You, sir, are a cad and a bounder
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Not yet, string it out some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'll
have you blackballed from the club
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I was a better lord than you'll ever be. I still have connections.
Me and William are like *that*.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# You're gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# No no no, that's me and Harry.
But Harry's a laughing stock bless 'im. He hasn't the weight to throw around like William does.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Aw how very cyoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# enjoyed a game of 'soggy biscuit'
with the wee fellow, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# No, I just told Tsatyr this. That was with HARRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I always finish first. Three strokes and I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# that
puts you in third place to me and my fag then.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# A CAD AND A BONER.
I AGREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Is it soup yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# GIANT PEAS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I figured peas to scale...
...would either be hard to see, or make people angry about the size of the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Peeaaaas the WOORRRRLLLD.
LET THEM KNOW IT'S CHRIDMSAN TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Global Peaing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# i thought at first
that you were making a joke about feet. it took me a few minutes to realise you weren't, but even so my point is valid -- if you whack some peas over europe then africa doesn't half look like a giant footprint.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# The footprint of GOD!
In your FACE atheists!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# That makes Britain the imprint of God's big toe
And Ireland the massive verucca that hangs off it.

In your FACE, Ireland!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I thought this too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# b3ta.com/sexyfeet/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Yep, been dun
www.b3ta.com/board/9831296
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)

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