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# Have they recovered the right sign?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I have thought this for many years
it is nice to see it finally realised.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Arf!
But I originally thought that was Jack Bauer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Now you mention it
I can see the resemblance
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# it isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Nah,
it's the American correspondent for the BBC, Matt Frei, hence the sign :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Ah
I see what jew did there
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# hebrew'd up a good joke there
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# You deserve a good schlep for that pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# oh its not Alistair Cook anymore
times have changed

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Yeah, Alistair Cook is playing cricket for England now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# woops
poor Alistair Cooke

a gentleman, scholar and shagged for England

/monocle mode
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# haha
I knew really...

Albeit Matt Frei
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I have no frame of reference here
Matt Frei? is he on TV

sorry I must watch more telly. listening to radio doesnt work for ideas on B3ta..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# BBC News 24 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# ummm is he on the wireless ?
i dont like the moving picture box
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# i must admit to laughing my arse off
when i heard it'd been stolen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Pffft!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# they found Matt Frei ?
huzzah..........*didn't even know he'd gone missing*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hardest part of breaking up


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Yay HA HA!
Me likey!

*reads*

edit NINJA
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# It is
(dredgeups, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# oh!
well.. of COURSE it is!

NINJA
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# so far
this is my fave, cuz it's true.

www.cavcomics.com/pie/strips/586.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# heh
I bet those tissues arnt full of tears...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Duck Brinker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *glees*
other ducks are like WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# specquackular!
...
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck goot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# love it
your skills... they are complete, Padowan...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# D U C K !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Yay!
Very yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# "dear gardeners question time.."
Photobucket

scanner doesn't like me puttin in not perfectly flat things, so i had to fiddle about quite a bit to get the lines visible... need rostrum camera.

(hopefully visible as hosted on photobucked because the b3ta hosting seems to be unwell today)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeee
vil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# :D
this is fab, bet it was hard drawing on it.. woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# ta :)
would have been easier on a less dried out leaf i think, tricky to press hard enough to get the ink out without just stabbing through it.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Younger leaves have a waxy coat.
Wouldn't that make it even harder?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# depends on the ink
the stuff in my rotaring pen is (it seems) solvant based, so it'll draw onto most surfaces.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# el buggero
seems you're onto something, albeit for different reasons

Photobucket

not to easy to scan shiny things.
i think i need a halfway point, a dead leaf, but one thats not completely dried out yet
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Leaf the leaf miller alone !
Nice touch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Beetles onna leaf laying eggs.
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Would you take this for a swallow ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# May I take that as a maybe ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# i didn't think it was possible
but you've made me hate porcelain dolls even more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# This ^^
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Creepy is as creepy does . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# that's not creepy
that's fucking horrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Mary Critmix !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I'll just slip this here then
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Sister Dolly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# that's not quite as bad
although it has eyes like a bratz doll
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Nice and dark and creepy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Those Goats Might Try Raping French Hens?
That's it, right?
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# HELLO.... DOLLY......
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# AH GWAN
 


don't make dollies cry
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# porce Elaine is porce..
...and hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# She can't keep her trap shut . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# It snow joke
It's would have been rude not to...
(remoteneeded, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# every year :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Yes, it WOULD have been rude not to
and you wouldn't have been a proper B3tard had you resisted.

I've just had my first lot of carol singers at the door. As I opened the door they, being indigenous Africans, sang "slip in heavenly piss".

That will be my new Christmas greeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *slips*
eurrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# How did you not laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I turned my back to go and get money
and laughed all the way
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# wasn't that the tagline
for the christmas porno, Anal Angels?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Smashy,
Shirley you are most knowledgable about such things? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# indeed
but i've seen so many, they all merge into one after a while ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# it just had to be done!
damn the lack of snow around here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# yes it would have been rude not to
this was my effort last year, the look on the schoolkids faces was priceless, people even took photos of it
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# that is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# pea-time


Inspiration: www.b3ta.com/board/9845010
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# 6 foot tall and everything
(davidcompression, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahahaha, please tell me its not shopped :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Tiz the real deal
Why draw a nob with a mouse when you can use your feet? Hooray for feet!
(remoteneeded, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# also useful for walking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hmmm, walking.
tell me more of this...walking.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 7:56, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant, it can keep you entertained for hours, thinking of all the people that have seen the giant cock you've drawn in public :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Had it been in Devon
Aliens would be suspected.

Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
#
yay

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Someone's drawn some of them in the snow just along from here
I was thinking "Are there b3tans in the neighbourhood?"
(No it wasn't me)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:24, archived)
# teehee
you 'shopped the snow!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# The adventures of Filtaboy Part: N


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Blue by you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Blue bayou?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# blue period......
like Picasso...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I don't know how you've done it - in all honesty I'd be impressed if I wasn't so sickened, but that's both
Racist AND sexist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
#
Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# wow, looks a bit like a level from lemmings before you click
there we go :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ????
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Oh Fu-
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am spotting a theme ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# stupid dog!
never trust zorak!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Space Ghost Coast to COast FTW!
I AM A CUCUMBER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# BISCUIT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I ONCE MADE A BEAUTIFUL SANDWICH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I AM THE LONE LOCUST OF THE APOCALYPSE. THINK OF ME WHEN YOU LOOK TO THE NIGHT SKY.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Actually, I'm sure you couldn't fit a charge in a bullet so small that would penetrate far enough to kill.
You haven't thought this through at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Silly Mu, he choked the dog to death with the gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I hope that cat is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# you obviously didn't pay attention
in biology. Everybody knows dog skulls are made out of papier mache.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Ah, that would explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# What if its an explosive round?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight.
You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight.
You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight.
You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight.
(link goes to liveleak... link is SFW, some other pages on the site are not)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Oh fuck!
Detective Bailer? You fucked up royally :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# That's o.k.,...there's lots more dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# This is very excellent.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# "WOT!?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# evil child!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I think you'll find
that this is an evil child.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# from what i can see, i would agree
unfortunately, my speakers are broken, so i can't hear anything :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# well I'm afraid that simply will not do.
It will not do at all, young lady.

Off to bed with you, and no supper. Perhaps now you'll learn to have working speakers when I post youtube links, hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# no
but i have learnt not to let drunken friends fuck with my computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# an important lesson
for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Who puts eyeliner on a child?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Me.
Got to have hobbies ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# texan mothers
fucking kiddy beauty pageants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
#
"mothers would apply kohl to their infants' eyes soon after birth"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!
She's in my head! GetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetOUTOFMYHEAD!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I can't remember what I used that pic for :D
seems I did 2, this is my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# KittyVomit: The Early Years.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# "gimme them drugs, kid"
*enjoys spliff*:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# nice haircut...
...your parents really care.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Gad, it's a monster - fetch my blunderbuss, Wilkins!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmmmmMMMMmmmmMMMMMMMeat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Needs more Meatabix!
I eat four!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# what, no shredded meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# mmmm, in a nice bull's semen sauce
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# straight from the pizzle!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# it may be lovely meat
but you're supposed to eat it, not fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Oh damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# exceptions can be made
some of those sheep are pretty provocative
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Back legs in the wellies job is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# yep
it's when they bring their own wellies that you know they're really up for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I believe that is what they call a Leisure Centre in Wales ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# rob brydon just called
he wants his joke back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Tell him to fuck off, that joke is older than him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# so is the sheep
mmmmmmmmmutton...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT, BRO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Shorely SHOOORLY bindun...


/edit: Oooh, and nice meat biscuits, Waspy!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Meatenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Wouldn't that be a burger between two slices of delicious cake?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
#
no
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Whoa..!
*bows*

I'm still calling mine the Battenburger though :-p
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# that looks disturbingly like a square sanitary towel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I'm not sure if there's something wrong with you or me
but I can't see that. I really, really want to see it :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# if you really want to see that
there is something wrong with you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
#
MEATABIX
HORSE BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# minced beef cock sheath
the post coital snack treat!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# There's a compo entry in that rhyme somewhere
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....break.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# This is a pea.
a pea in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# No it's not
toss cock. It may be a bindun but it's freashly made.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ramming religion down their necks since......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Where necks?
Hello Chris, have you done your Christmas shopping?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# well spotted,
yes I have, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Not really. Tomorrow is the day.
So what did you buy me? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# the strawberry wanking lotion you asked for
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# It tastes like strawberries!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top work fella :D

You'll be pleased to know that my back is better, but still fucking sore!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# sanctimonious cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Oi!
HappyToast is a fucking lovely bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# i don't mean toasty
as well you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Yes you did, you horrible person you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# i'm willing to admit to being horrible
but i wasn't being horrible to happytoast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# He told me off once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Who? HappyToast?
What did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# did I?
Or are we still talking about Bono?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
Yes, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
It would be nice if he could stop the clanging chimes of doom too, or at least get them to chime quieter in the evenings.
I hate doom clang when I'm trying to watch the telly.
(twattybanjo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# i dont actually know the lyrics to the song,
but woo!

"mulled wine" you say?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Bono makes my face sad.
But this is aces, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Okay this really is the last one.


Click for bigger (138 kb)
I am glad to say that during this whole bug doodling phase I have not actually looked at any pictures of real
beetles. I should have a look to see if any of them look real(ish).
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# WD GJM M?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# OMFG WD GJM M?
LOOOOOL
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# No seriously use words
I don't have a clue what you're on about.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# GJM means Great Job Microwave,
in reference to the user Microwave, who makes cute pictures but is a bit of a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# ...did I just get called a twat then?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Not by me, I think you're awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Microwave is awesome, shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# As I said,
his pics are grand, but he is a bit of a twat. Not just that he doesn't ever comment on anything else on b3ta, but that whole cutting ballons up that were there for breast cancer awareness is a terribly twattish thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# nothing like GOD OF B3TA JollyJack then
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I like Sequential Art,
and I appreciate his skills as a comic illustrator, but his Yiff stuff doesn't really do anything for me. I'd much rather look at naked teens ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Well who wouldn't?
I'm not sure I like this yanamania person, I think they are being a poo head.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Dont listen to trolls
nobody is calling you anything
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# but trolls sing me songs
I like troll songs!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Completely unlike lots of other b3tans then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Shut up you twat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# 'Great Job Microwave'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# You shouldn't microwave beetles...
Thats mean
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# and yet somehow amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# only if you're EVIL!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# and have a microwave
which i don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# And unless you were using a massive beetle, chances are the microwave would have little to no effect on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# they may become disorientated
i'd like to see a bombardier beetle in a microwave, that would be most informative.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Well Bombardier Beetles are pretty fucking massive,
but yes, that would be an amazing sight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# this is why my mate calls me sheldon
he says i'm one lab accident away from being an evil genius ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Sheldon is fucking win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# he is the main reason i watch big bang
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Excellent work
Everything is present and correct here.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ace........but.........no DUNG :(
*loves teh little Dung*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# woo!
have a real photo then. :)
It's not of a beatle, but it's all I've got.



(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Have some St Pancras in Reply

The Big one
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# wowzer!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Largest single span cast iron building I think.
They have done a beautiful job doing it up.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# nice, I worked on the refurbishment of that.
Love it thanks..
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Well you people did a beautiful job
I love the sculpture under the clock.. the work around the base is fantastic.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# That was nothing to do with me.
I helped with the access designs for the roof... but yes you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# it really is rather nice
though the detailing towards the far end is rather suspect. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Paddington is undergoing similar works.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# aye, so I hear
are you on the architect side of the engineering side?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Engineering
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# The correct side
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# careful now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# i want a red kneed cripple-bug!
also, i'm quite glad i've never had mimsy beetles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# My ex-wife had a psychiatric patient
who believed if you thought of an insect then it would begin to exist. It's almost impossible to stop yourself whispering, "a cockroach as big as a bus" when you walk past him.
(twattybanjo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# if this were true
i'd imagine a giant gold-shitting caterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
#
gold battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# i'm not overly fond of battenburg
cheesecake, now that's a different matter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Proper cheesecake I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# of course
what do you take me for?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# In his notes it said many years before he'd had a previous psychotic episode
and had eaten a hot water bottle. It didn't really have any bearing but my ex couldn't help but ask about it. "Did you eat a whole hot water bottle?". "Well, not the stopper, obviously," he replied with some disdain.
(twattybanjo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha!
my ex brother-in-law was a night guard in a mental hospital. one of the residents would spend the entire night rolling a ball of socks up and down the corridor. when asked why, he replied "well, they're not going to roll themselves, are they?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# meh, eating rubber isn't too bad
it's when you start chomping down on fridges you have to worry
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Drrr drrr drr drrr drrrr drr
I'm a caterpillar.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# do you shit gold or cheesecake?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# You know, I've never really checked.
I suppose some of it could be cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# but no gold?
i don't want your shitty secondhand cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# It's only shitty by accident :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# this just proves that you are not goatse
as the cheesecake would come out complete and boxed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Not a bad theory
and it would explain why we keep finding new ones to classify.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Excellent!
In other news: The latest update (1.7?) for MW2 has broked it ffs.5 times in 30 minutes I had server error etc.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Fucking cripple bugs,
coming over here, being cripples....

It makes me sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# nice, have a "wheeeeeee"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Love a bit of meat me.
(I helped save b3ta! rgordon00, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Meat's the best

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# It's a Monday, so yes, yes it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# are you saying there are days when meat isn't best?
Monday - lamb
Tuesday - chicken
Wednesday - pork
Thursday - rodent (any kind)
Friday - primate (lower)
Saturday - primate (higher)
Sunday - BEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I always think of Saturday as being more of a feathered game day
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# To be fair, it's hard to get higher primate bushmeat these days
and feathered game is becoming a popular alternative.

Of course this Friday is gobblebird day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I am excited
Mrs C doesn't let me have turkey because she doesn't like it. I decided not to let her have a choice this year and I ordered a turkey and paid half upfront in November.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Good work!
Have some old turkey news as a prize. I have no idea what I was going on about in this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha
"The Infected Cunt of common house sparrow" :D

I would like to see the rest of this article
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I'm not a fan of Turkey to be honest,
so this Friday will be milkmonster meat and baconmonster meat day! WOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# We have uncured loin of baconmonster on Christmas eve
and cured leg of baconmonster on boxing day.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# yes we always have cured leg of baconmonster on boxing day
Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I'm saying that I only tend to eat meats one day a week now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# what are you?
some sort of anaemic omnivore?

Get some meat down you. Or up you if you prefer.

*rummages for meat based pic*

A-ha, the very dab!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Not anaemic
My blood tests confirmed that, I'm just defattening and money saving
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I don't eat any meat at all.
But am still poor as fuck. Though not fat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yeah.
That's exactly what a fat cunt would say, you FAT CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Stop talking to yourself you Fat Vegetarian Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# This is why I still eat meat 1 day a week
Noone can call me vegetarian
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah, but you're still pathetic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Eat Haslet!
That must be low in fat, and it's cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Spaghetti hoops are even cheaper
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Mmm mmm mmm!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hey Stan! IT'S CHRISTMAS!
www.fileden.com/files/2009/5/3/2428107/Free%20downloads/SANTACLAUSLEFTFORTHECITY.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# If I am ever able to grow such a magnificent facial piece
I shall do this as a party trick.

and for sexy tiems
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# yes, it is rather sexy isn't it :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# A Classic Jazz Album...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Niiiice!
Teapot on double-sax, Cup on the spoons (and guitar?), and is that the Cubes playing bongo?

atomic, you spoil us!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# .......they're a great band to see live.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# *takes five*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# (o.k., he's not really playing the guitar...he's got no hands!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Which one's Dave Brewbeck?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# The Tea Cup...
...he was supposed to be on the piano, but he wanted an electric jazz sound.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# thumbs up to PG tipples
*puts kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# You guys are sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I am winning
Pills Here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Grabbing a pipe bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Shoot the wire!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I hate vans
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Morrison is the worst of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# and doctors and lawyers
when are they gonna get done practising law?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Asda Vans are bad too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# is for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Another for the 5800 owners who want some Xmas wallpapar

sorry about the cloned mess at the top, I had to move the whole image down a centimetre last thing so just filled the top up roughly, it doesn't show up on the phone so I didn't bother cleaning it up... neatened it up a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Aww!
Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# this is great!

/goes out to buy a 5800
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Awwwww!
How sweet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Snug kitty is snug
Nice blue sparkles.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# aww
very cute
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *pretends not to like*
aww
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# This is what he's dreaming of though...
(twattybanjo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hmmmmmm.
Biggar please!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# That really was quite massive wasn't it?
(twattybanjo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# And it's still a tad large on the filesize ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# top shock too.....cats like mouses
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Trapped in a time warp... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# "each end is a time to begin"
PSI-FI :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# that's about as lully as it gets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

My latest project: Free short story audio books.

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
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Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
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(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# christ its quiet today
woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# shh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Everybody is probably stuck in traffic.
Or building snow-cocks - makes me proud :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
#
"So it isn't the original building?" I had asked my Japanese guide.
"But yes, of course it is," he insisted, rather surprised at my question.
"But it's been burnt down?"
"Yes."
"Twice."
"Many times."
"And rebuilt."
"Of course. It is an important and historic building."
"With completely new materials."
"But of course. It was burnt down."
"So how can it be the same building?"
"It is always the same building."
--Douglas Adams
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Japan is very much like that.
I loved the old temple on the hillside in Nagasaki. That sentence alone tells you everything you need to know about how they think about a location and spiritual sense of continuity of existence, rather than the actual materials being important.

In China they seem to just bash everything down if it's in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Roffles.
Yes, China seem to be realising that a cultural revolution turned out pretty bad for 21st Century Tourism. Now they're building lots of cheap imitation tourist attractions.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I believe the concept is known as
"The Philosopher's Broom"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Or for the less culturally inclined
Trigger's Broom. :)

Trigger And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old brooms had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.
Sid How the hell can it be the same bloody broom then?
Trigger Theres the picture. What more proof do you need?

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Only Fools is on BBC1 right now :D
Just had a classic Trigger moment.

Trigger: What's this Dave?
Rodney: It's Mozarts symphony number 34 in D Major.
Trigger: Are there no words to go with this?
Rodney: No.

......

Del Boy: What's this you're listening to?
Trigger: It's Mozart's symphony number 34 in D Major....It's the Karaoke Version.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] you know you want some
(dougthegoat trapped his mohawk in the car door, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# The Atkins diet doesn't include carbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# BEANZ
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I see what you did here
no responses to the previous post so you edited it!








good idea!


edit: hahaha no you didn't. It's still down there. /coat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Groan! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# :D :D
(Choke, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Made this this morning.
*original joke pinched from andycap on Sickipedia.

(13ffx should be working..., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ha ha
proper lols
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear oh dear...
(Pea for the compost)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# yo
was jabba green?
(nraphael, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha, thats clever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I'm 13ffx and this joke was someone else's idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# So...
I credited them, and the 'shop is all mine.

Humpf.
(13ffx should be working..., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
# TOAP and joke theft
:-(
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Yeah... except I made the sodding picture.
They were right about you lot on /links

Still, have this, you picky bastards.

(13ffx should be working..., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] They can save you from a poor diet
(dougthegoat trapped his mohawk in the car door, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# SUPERPOODLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)

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