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# It's fun until someone loses an eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Yay for portal!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Unexpected piano!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ^mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# It would have been a horse but you know...
...copyright laws and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# This fills an important hole in the government infomercials.
Or "terror-mercials" as most government funded ads seem to be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hehe


Click for bigger (47 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# unexpected piano!
Just watched Ghostbusters again. I want t-shirt that says "Back off man - I'm a scientist"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I would purchase this garment also.
XXL or XXXL please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
# TJ: from earlier, man down the road mowing the snow.


He kept emptying the bag, but it didn't seem to be working.

It's snowing again now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# MOW THAT SNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Needs more FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER WAS A SNOWBLOWER
/Johnny 5
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# What a complete and utter dickhead.
Please print out this thread and shove it through his letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# utterly bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# :D
He's probably knackered his mower now, all that water in the innards
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# this 3D is crap
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Bit too big for a magic eye, too.
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# haha
I just tried to "magiceye" it and something snapped in the back of my left eye
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Your brain :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Act F.A.S.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# if you enjoy the crosseyed 3d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbqrMTzYaJc
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Is that an electric lead?
He's trying to top himself.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I hate him. I hate him so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Me too. You hate the left picture and I'll hate the right one. Soo much. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# who buys a lime green car?
twunt
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# lime green car with a chequered roof (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# B.E.L.L.E.N.D.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# oh good god
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# This is the type of person who would die of starvation if his electric tinopener packed up
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# what a nutter
where are you?

It's bright blue skies here

and very cold
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# We have clear skies now again
I'm going outside now with my strimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# take pictures
you loon!

Imagine the look on your neighbour's face

Have you got a Hedge Trimmer?

Fire up the Barbie too...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I might take the hedgetrimmer to the snowmen. That'd be fantastic.

The Sussex Hedgetrimmer Massacre :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# please trell me he's managed to kill himself!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# stupid is what stupid does.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Even worse
look at the colour of his car. How horribly lurid.
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I think this is fake. Is this fake? It looks fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# carefully reproduced from memory of a real event
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Vampires are pretty healthy.
(shoepie, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Is it comedy sex line challenge day again?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Heh heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# The Mrs chortled at this,as did I.
also, www.b3ta.com/board/9864068
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Apparently Google has opinions on every religion except one
No prizes for guessing which that might be.

(Someone's made a YouTube video about this)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# those are user searches it shows not Googles opinion
/annoying pedant
But thats an interesting block Google have on that search

Edit - Make that more than one religion

;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Would you like an Emergency Kittin?
(Took this pic a few mins ago.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# sleepy kitty is upside down
Wish I could sleep like my cats do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Squeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hims asleeps
in the rolls of one of Oprah's chins, cos its nice and warm
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# You just ruined it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# that's the internet for you
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww


also this

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241529/Please-home-Wed-furry-grateful.html

awww for "3 kittens"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# dey luuk zo kute...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Even so, that is very odd
Also "Hinduism is", "Sikhism is" show results.

Everything except "Islam is" ... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# goggle also tends to quell any futher results when words like 'shit', 'fuck', 'cunt' are entered
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# so if enough of us type in:
"Islam is for pussies and peados" google would show that?

hmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Is it the Jedi religion?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I prefer
autocompleteme.com/2009/12/07/yes/
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Really?
That's fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Gutter religion
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# conspiracy!
*calls Alex Jones*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)
# a song about a snowman
is hardly going to help
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Perhaps, but remember this:
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Also : biggar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Slamic works...
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Part 4: Cloning Problems


Part 1 - www.b3ta.com/board/8508701
Part 2 - www.b3ta.com/board/9862183
Part 3 - www.b3ta.com/board/9863453
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# hehe - is the tall one the one who bumped his head in the first film?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# All identical clones but some are wearing taller shoes than others.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Stormtroopers are very fussy about shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Because some are clones,
most are conscripts.
The clonetroopers were all clones.
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Stormtrooper#Recruitment
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)
# This particular group of storm troopers are all clones
The conscript ones are elsewhere. Probably in the shopping sector or something
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Ah, that would explain it
Buying bits of Alderaan in the gift shop, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Most likely. Or getting hair extensions made from real wookee hair
**wipes brow and hopes he got away with it
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Nature versus nurture

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# But who said they were all the same age?
Different batches hatched at different times. Some cooked for a bit longer in the growth accelerator.
(Wize, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Espeshially' in this weather


Click for bigger (55 kb)
(jimijoni, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# What font matching software do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# looks like
Publisher to me
(Lord Chode, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Yay for tramps
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# >--<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# does this...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
I'm as serious as a tumour
when I say I want some lolsome humour
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Have you been stealing my bras?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# but they are so supportive
and don't dig into my shoulders like most bras do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Riff Raff
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Free Steel Tutu to the first 100 readers
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Dan
Bloody Hell - where have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Lurking
I'm generally aware of what's going on. I actually have a picture I made a while ago and haven't posted yet too.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Newsletter: Not delayed by snow shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# You dirty mindpissing swine!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# he said NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Oh yeah like the Newsletter's ever not delayed!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# is was a little satirical in that respect
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# THIS WEEK LATE DUE TO ICY ROADS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Due to the wrong kind of jokes, this week's newsletter is shit.
B3ta apologises for any inconvenience this may cause to your journey
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I'M WEARING A BLUE BRA LOL
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# wait,
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# see the thread below
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# a thong as well?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# White. With a hint of Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# none
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# unprepared for all weather types
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# now 20% more half arsed and hypocritical
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# 350 days to Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# every day is a snow day at the North Pole
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Filling the Daily Mail hate slot now that Ross has quit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# The newsletter that ran out of grit some years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# ^ with nobs on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# That could be the one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Totally This (tm).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# your Paypal account needs re-activating
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Rob, I hurt my back and I've been putting off going to make toilet because it hurts to move.
How long before I shit everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Creating Snow-cocks so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# lasts longer than your snowman will
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Changing its faecesbook status to root vegetables

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# My first wee today smelled of Sugar Puffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# You have diabetes
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# The other day it smelled of corn on the cob.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# You're starting to go a bit grain, don't worry it's just age
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Thank you, wee-doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# If I piss up in the air
will it freeze into a yellow lightsaber?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Try it
Take photos.
Upload.
Submit to newsletter.
Win this week's star prize of a speedboat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# ^ This HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# the jam closet of modern culture
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Only making the journey to your inbox when absolutely neccessary
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# haha
I need clarification on the necessity of me travelling to work. Personally, I don't think it's absolutely necessary even in nice weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I take it to mean things like
run out of fags? Neccessary journey
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# The year ahead in the UK, summarised: OMG SNOW! OMG FLOOD! OMG HIGH WINDS! OMG WATER SHORTAGE! OMG HIGH WINDS AND FLOODS! OMG SNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# with a little
OMG CAMERON! in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# *joins*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# The Newsletter: Better than snow for stopping you work (but does nothing to thin out the ranks of the homeless)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Falling on your arse
so you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# the new home of Jonathan Ross
now only £10,000 per reader
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Snow joke! No, really, there's none whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Easy Print off and burn format to ease your winter heating bills
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# This weeks newsletter is colder than a tramps nut sack!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# A collection of creative things people did over Christmas while you sat on your fat arse eating turkey and watching shit Doctor Who episodes you twat
too long?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# nope - that's just about right..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Heyyyyy
Doctor Who was good :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# honestly?
you're the first person I've heard give it an above "fucking hell what is this shit?" review
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# It's a bit shit,
It's a bit embarrasing, there's plot holes all over the place, the writing's not always too great, the acting is sometimes questionable and it's mildly annoying...

But that's exactly why I love it... It's like a comfy pair of shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# all I ask is for the money they spend on it
they get someone to fix the plot holes and stop the shit macguffins

Poor acting in silly british sci-fi I can stomach
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Steven Moffatt
job done

I thought the middle 45 minutes of the two eps was good

But, by god, did he fuck up the climax
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I want to know if Moffatt had a hand in choosing the new chap
or if it was RTD's parting shot in his long-running campaign to bring down what he built up...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Not RTD's choice.
According to Dr Who confidential (yeah, that's right), the new bloke first met RTD on his first day of shooting, so I take from that that RTD didn't play a part in auditioning or interviewing etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I'm putting most of the plot holes and
shit macguffins down to Russell T Davies... I'm sure he's perfectly fine being behind the scenes, but I've never enjoyed his writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# FUNNIER THAN WATCHING A FAT PERSON SLIP ON ICE!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I find that very hard to believe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Up the 'council gritter'!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# because theres only so many times you can wank when you can't leave the house
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE FLIDS!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Why, Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha!
that's exactly what I thought when I read that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# If the internet was a snowy meadow, we're the yellow bit your mother told you to stop eating
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# that makes me feel oddly proud
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# NEWSLETTER: NUTTIER THAN SQUIRREL POO!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Newsletter: the only place where you will find the proper technique for flicking your dog in the balls with a teaspoon.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Something about snow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# hehehe
TJ: does anyone know why women are typing colours as status updates on FB? I have asked and have been told its a secret - a half-arsed google search turned up nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# ooh - it could be
I'll probably be able to prove it at work too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Aparantly it's what colour their bra is that they're wearing...
....for breast cancer awareness or something..
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# ah - I thought it might have something to do with that sort of thing
I might have to issue one of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# let's get all men to change their status
to be a root vegetable
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# bagsies turnip
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I'm carrot all the way

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I bet you even have green pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Yes
except on the third sunday of the month, that being bath day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# This - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# If it's a secret
it's hardly promoting awareness - everyone who's doing it is already aware...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Yet to see
someone posting real colours like "washed till grey"
(Wize, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# No
My bro in law was asking about that, and I thought it would be amusing to post a cryptic "magenta 17" response to that.

One of his other friends subsequently wrote "when the above male finds out what its about he may feel slightly foolish...lol or not?", so I'm a little concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# The Hindustan Times
always first with the news...
www.google.co.uk/search?q=breast+cancer+bra+colour+facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# True, but you do need to know it's about bras to get that.
I actually googled a few variations on facebook/ status/ colour and just got loads of results about changing the colour of the page, so gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# yes this is what I got
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Plain cuntery
I shouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# haha
from now on I shall assume that they are posting the colour of their cunts

which makes Baby Blue and Black & Purple interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# yes, some serious bruising there!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ochre and crimson for the win
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# that's nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# because their lives are meaningless
and they think updating their Facebook status will hide this fact from the world
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# meh
they seem to be having more fun than I am
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# fucking retards?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# If only there was some kind of search facility available on the internet
mashable.com/2010/01/07/bra-color-facebook-status/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# yes yes yes
we know its bra colours now, but we didn't before.

*shakes head pityingly at Tribs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# *joins in the condescending head-shaking*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I just searched for "facebook status color"
And the article backs up the cancer theory.

And whose/which head are you shaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Woah those search returns have changed big style in the last half an hour...
no - really!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# yes they have
it's almost as if information is being updated as we speak!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# oh sorry
*zips back up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I'm going to start status updates on what my cock smells like:
7am - Nivea hand lotion
9am - A bit like shower gel
10am - hint of shower gel
12pm - Not much in particular, odorless
2pm - a bit like coffee
4pm - quite a lot like coffee
6pm - Edam
7pm - Mild cheddar
8pm - Extra strong cheddar
9pm - Blue Stilton
10pm - Spunk and Nivea hand lotion
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# haha!
I once performed an act (as they say in the papers) on a girl who tasted of coffee.

very odd but perked me up no end
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# You grinded her up
and stuck her in boiling water?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# no
but I did stalk look her up on Facebook recently - she is still beautiful (20 years on) and still French, and if I had been a single man, well... we'll never know will we.

here she is
edi/ picture gone now - just in case!

I wonder if there is a picture of me somewhere on the net in a conversation about how my cock tastes like donner kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.fr/board/9864405
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# haha
I very nearly went there too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# haha
did you make her frothy?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I got the feeling that she'd had better
but I didn't care - she was a gorgeous French Arabic girl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# so... not Javan or Colombian then?
that's a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# now that's the sort of igloo
I can get behind!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Getting a windowlicker vibe
Whilst eating an apple
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Electric igloo party tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# hullo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Is that Joan Collins doing her Columbo impression again?
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# no, it's Peter Falk doing his Alison Moyet impression
he's shit at it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# "Just one more thing..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# pfft
behave
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Words can not describe my feelings about this image

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Shopped pictures only etc.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# God I'm childish.


Saw the one on the left, couldn't resist...

Also - RAAAAAAWWWWWR!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# haha:DD
(herman:D, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# That is one great bin!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# "Where's tha bin?" "Over there in the corner"...hohoho.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha
I love your bins.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
-ace!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Fuckin' ace computer looks more future
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)
# bindun?
ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# badum-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# lol

EDIT: I can't believe I typed that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# pmsl
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# ^ Plimsoll?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PMSL
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Oh...
lqtms :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Penetrate my shitter, love.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# *Bends over to pick the soap up for Wasp Box
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# read this as 'sister'
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Milk, two sugars please...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Brought to you in association
with "Putting the Kettle on" ©
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Bah, I don't believe it. Just placebo effect and wishful thinking.
I'm off for a nice cup of cold water.




Woopic!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# No the water has a memory of the tea!
Plus some remnants of the tea, but they're not relevant.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# in the springtime, cdc's migrate upstream to the spawning grounds

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I like this
HARD

Hard Soft and floppy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# ha ha
nice,
catch one of them and take it home and fry it for supper
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# TJ : No word of a lie, one of my neighbours is trying to clear the snow on his drive with a LAWNMOWER!
I've never seen anything like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Ha! Question is...is it working?
I heard on the radio yesterday some bloke's garden was totally clear cos his dog ate all the snow.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Nope!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Tell him it would work better upside down!
Hot engine n all?

PS FUN NEWS! There's a band around here called "The Gaze" Say it out loud.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Ok..."It out loud."
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Ack! Flummoxed!
You're doing it wrongly
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Leafblower might have been a better idea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Haha maybe!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Oh, now that could have been fun!
Make your own snowdrifts. In your neighbour's drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I take it you're snowed in?
This is making me laugh

Have you got a blowtorch or heat stripper?

Go out and on your hands and knees, attempt to melt the snow away...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Oh yes! For 3 days now...
b3ta.com/board/9864167

Had an 8 hour power-cut yesterday afternoon. That was not fun. Also got the car stuck on the hill. That was not fun either. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:26, archived)
# thats ace
I feel your main - mrs Freebs would have had the Scowl and the crossed arm over hiding outside for 5 hours - especially if it was sans kids... The only time I can get to do anything is when they are in bed!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# my neighbour boiled a kettle
and poured it on his path to melt the ice. I'll leave it up to you to work out what happens next.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Is the answer "sexytimes"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# for you
always
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)
# video please
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I will try and get something sorted out on youtube later
He's still doing it (!)

EDIT: oh damn, he's stopped. No video, but I've got a couple of still-photos I'll transfer later.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)
# if I miss them can you send a link :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Agreed...lovely
But needs more magenta in my eyes
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# beautiful!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# This is nature at its most awesome
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:19, archived)
# straight in to the mouth of a waiting fannybear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(sings) If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
The most successful fannybears know the best spots to lie in wait for the CDC runs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# lol:D
(herman:D, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# no color................................ :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# just a little something to mark Ross' departure
.
triggered by planearm below
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# hehehe
have you ever heard any of the poofs stage shows? Their humour is dirtier than the stuff you get here.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Works for me
(daveduke67, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Photoshop for £99.99?
You're having a laugh!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Includes p&p
Yes - I have copy available if you like one - please send cash to me home which Nigeria is. Will send genuine copy with manual when cash is arrived at office where I save them.

Do not steal from Piratebay as it has virus and will destroy your computer. Mine is genuine copy with no such problem.

Your best friend and businessman
John Smith
(daveduke67, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Not only that
But you get unlimited facelifts, boob jobs and penis extensions as well*.

Woo!


*Yes, boob jobs AND penis extensions. For the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)
# its for transexuals
boobs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# oooh very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Is that price 15 minutes rental of Photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# ^ This.
Or it's for a second-hand copy of Photoshop 5 - the "find your own serial number" version.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] "I say!"
(thesparrowman men with ven, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Haha, I like it. I like it a lot.
(thesparrowman men with ven, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Pfft!
An ex-flatmate was "studying" reiki. I had a look at some of her course notes. "Call down the thought form..." The most amazingly bullshitty bullshit I've ever seen. And I watched Big Brother once.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Thought forms? Where are they being called from?
That is some prime bullshit, sure enough.

edit: heh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoughtform has links at the end of the page, including see also: "Imaginary Friend"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Oh, don't mention imaginary friends.
Have you seen The Orphanage (El Orfanato)? That's some seriously spooky shit right there.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Haha.
It is a massive bag of dicks. One of our family friends took it up, and now gets paid by the NHS to practice it at hospitals. Pisses me right off.
(thesparrowman men with ven, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Boo hiss.
I suppose it might get the people who aren't really ill, but do want a bit of attention, out of their GPs hair, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I built a wonky snowgloo!

Here's me sitting in my wonky snowgloo!

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I KNOW!


Took 5 hours all in all. All my own work too. I reckon it is about 600 "bricks" made with a tupperware box...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)
# amazing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Yes
That Tupperware really LASTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Heh, it looks so neat there ... What happened at the top?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I dunno, a bit of it slumped while I was having my tea and putting the kids to bed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Haha, weren't the kids allowed to help? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# They got bored and cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# So did the roof of your igloo, so it seems
Though it is a mighty effort. Never seen snow myself, let alone had any to make a cool igloo with :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# fantastic
but did you spend the night in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I nearly had to. Mrs B. was a bit annoyed by how long I was spending doing it.
Ah well, it made the snow-people happy.



Click for bigger (265 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I think Mrs Snow has breast cancer
but I'm not a doctor, not even a Snow-Doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Yeah, you just want to cop a feel...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# *gets frostbite whie feeding the pony*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# :D
*sings the Wonky Snowgloo song*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# squigloo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Thass fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Am I the only one in the country who doesn't have snow?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Yes.
You poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:53, archived)
# It just seems like everyone's complaining about nothing from up here.
Having said that I do have to drive four and a half hours tomorrow (plus snow time).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Oh, most of them probably are.
Half an inch of slush on the road and the country grinds to a halt.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:01, archived)
# The problem isn't the half an inch of slush
it's the third of an inch of ice that the half an inch of slush turns into. I'd rather be under a meter of proper snow than have to negotiate the ice round here. People say "it's like an ice rink" when something is slippy - but the roads round our way literally are.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Oh fuck yes, dude. I built one the other day with a mate.


Plenty of room to sit inside it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Aw, I want an igloo now...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# FezDog does not think that is very safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
# hehe

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I want one...
unfortunatel;y by the time I get home from work it's far too cold to go outside even for a fag, let alone 5 hours of hard labour like that.

Plus I fell over yesterday ont he ice and my leg hurts... sympathy NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# aaaw :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# cheers guys
what made me more angry was the bloke that walked past me whilst I was struggling to get up and didn't even ask if I was alright. he just walked right past me. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# You must live in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:02, archived)
# hahah, are you the bloke that was filmed falling over on the news last night
Some camera crew found the iciest pavement they could find and just sat and waited. Didn't warn anyone, didn't rush to help them up, just sat waiting.

I bet they sold the out takes to You've Been Framed too :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# god I hope not... I was soooooo undiginified
fell on my lunchbox, which wasn't as painful as it sounds, but did prevent me busting my hip

EDIT: what utter cunts
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7866402.stm

the 'fun' starts at 0.55"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# that daft cow in stilettos!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Round here the snow has really brought out the best in people
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I thought it had round my way too
Lady S walked round the block yesterday to check the road and talked to loads of people.

Me? I fall on my arse and get ignored.

Obviously I need bigger tits
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Neighbours from across the road who haven't said hello in 8 years are suddenly our best friends!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# nice wonky igloo
:D
(herman:D, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# i got as far as a giant snowball,
i was going to hollow it out, but we got tired and cold so we went inside.

later some bastard hoodies stole it!
(BootBeat, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:03, archived)
# They probably don't understand that it will melt eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# That's brilliant!
I would go and play in the snow but I've decided it's cold and I don't like it.

That said, it HAS given me 3 days off work 'cos the schools are shut!

Madness I say, but I'm not looking no gift horse in that their mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Brilliant!
I need to dig my car out tonight, making something out of all the snow will make it much less tiresome.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Make something mega-awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I might just build a gararge

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# New series of Being Human starts on Sunday, yay :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Oh, and Job ad:
BBC Canvas Designer required (apparently). Gaz me for details/email address.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)
# what's a canvas designer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# It's probably for the new Linux/ Flash based set top boxes
www.bbc.co.uk/bbctrust/news/press_releases/2009/december/canvas.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# oh yeah, like the PS3 and some TVs already do
So an interface designer is needed?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:53, archived)
# That's right. Might be too junior for you, though?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I'm rubbish at interface design
need a better bod than me for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Isn't the thing that's replacing Kangaroo?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Search me, mate. I'm just a humble bioinformaticist. This job ad is a FOAF thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# awesome
I've liked that show whenever I've seen it, not really followed it though.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I managed to completely miss the first series.
Is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# One of the very, very few on BBC3
worth watching. I thought it was great.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Hmm... I'll add it to the list.
Although I have a promise of the whole of Battlestar Galactica on DVD first, which may take a while to get through.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# surprisingly so I thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Me too
I have an inbuilt resistance to anything on BBC3 and ITV2

But I've heard good things about this.

May have to locate series 1 before sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# The Russell Tovey drawing is immense
(__, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# :)
annoyingly he looked better as just line art I thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Yay for Bristol based shows!
apart from Skins
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Casualty FTW!
but not anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Casualty used to be ace!
...in the days where you could watch the first 10 minutes and play the guessing game as to what horrible misfortune will befall any non-main character who walks onto screen :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:50, archived)
# I used to work
in an office, which overlooked the set for the main entrance of Holby A&E - until they ended a series by crashing an ambulance into the doors.

A sequence which they only shot once, as it destroyed the permanent set.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I should add that
the storyline was written because the college which owned the building the set was tacked onto the end of wanted to sell it.

The set itself was amusing, there was only enough space behind the double doors to fit a trolley - so you'd see these actors running through the doors with a trolley and trying to stop before it hit the wall, with the occasional "BANG! - shit! Go again"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# For a while
they filmed it at the old hospital in Weston.

That's flats now... boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# It's worse than a soap now
and they make in cardiff now, so it'll be interesting to see how they'll explain the locals accent changing from Brizzle to welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# This gives me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)
# smashing stuff Toasty
I only saw one or two episodes

what's with the girl? is she magnetic?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# dead/ghost/poltergeistical
kept making tea in the first series :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# that's fab...not watched it though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)
# oooh that is fan-bloody-tastic
Me & Mrs Chutney love that programme, mind if I email this to her?

and if no one hears anything from us Lincolnshire B3tans, it's because the snowy-blizzard of doom is upon us....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# please do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Mmmmmm, Mitchell...
...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:53, archived)
# woo and yay
to both the show and that there lully pic
(jedi bastard, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Fabulous
Clickies :)

But they killed off the vampire policeman :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Ace pictures
*looking forward to the new season*
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Dude! Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Nick Griffin's new campaign poster. Bindun?
(thesparrowman men with ven, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# hehe
but this snow is even whiter than my white cats!

we'll all have to leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:14, archived)
# this is good!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
good 1 :D
(herman:D, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:50, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# But he's still there...
Which is more than can be said for Brand's left hand...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# haha


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Is Brand Mr Igoe from Innerspace?
Might finally expalin why he's so popular with the ladeez
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# so that'll be another Graham Norton show we'll be getting
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# it seems that way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# or michael fuckintyre
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# a late night Paul O'Grady show would be good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)
# As long as Alan Carr doesn't get it
I'll be happy
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)
# You're safe there
he's tied to C4 for the forseeable

Unless BBC decide to offer him stupid money to switch
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# just as shame he really tied to C4.....
with a short fucking fuse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# wooo....
no, I can't even generate sarcastic enthuisiasm

But at least Mark kermode will finally get the Film job he should have got when Sir Barry Norman left
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:14, archived)
# true that^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Will he really??
He's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Ennui loves you, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# *facedesk*
That hadn't occurred to me until then.

By the way, while I very much enjoy your latest Sock offering, every time I see it I get that God-awful Ringo Starr-sung Octopus' Garden song in my head.

Talk about unexpected side-effects.

Edit Actually having seen this it make it a lot more tolerable...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I don't know the God-awful Ringo Starr-sung Octopus' Garden
I only know the fucking-ace Ringo Starr-sung Octopus' Garden
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:16, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)
# it seems to have upset my troll as well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Yeah I saw that...
Clear lack of coco pops if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Jonathan Ross... Dead?

Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I'm surprised the Daily Mail hasn't just gone with a front page picture of burning pitchforks and "RESULT!" across the top
wankers, fucking minority of whingers ruining it for the millions
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Church!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Fenton!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# fo' sho!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I still cannot work out why this gif has speeded up so much


Although I rather like it at hyper-speed :D

Woo to the pic, and a fine, if chilly, 'ning.

Edit Bless you, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:06, archived)
# *shivers*
It runs fine in my browser
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Might be a Firefox thing.
Bless you, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I've found
run each frame at 0.03 secs for Firefox smoothness

someone on here told me that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)
#
DETAILS!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# => Hull
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# runs uber fast in flock :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)

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