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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:42,
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Just tell me what you see Troy...
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Ninj ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:40,
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ha ha
At least he/she died happy eh?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:41,
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Arf!
By the looks of it, John has his duo balls set to 'intense'.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:41,
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Hahaha
nicely! :D
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:43,
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Ha ha ha nice one!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:48,
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hehe
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:57,
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I give you the future of OutCar entertainment!
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:02,
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Keep the volume down
or you'll be High-Deaf. Edit: Liking the model number.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:04,
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*slaps*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:05,
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oh dear...
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:08,
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just going to pea this here, I'm a little ris about your piccy
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Paul_P ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:06,
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Hi-Ris
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:10,
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*Waits for a new reflection to be shopped in*
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:28,
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But 307 is less than SD.
/technicalspecificationstandardsblog
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:31,
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silly you
thats the model not the res :P
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:48,
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Yes Terry, it's all go here
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dotmund .co.uk ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:56,
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yes!
I remember they did the chess coverage on Channel 4 years ago, it was the biggest waste of airtime I'd ever witnessed, until Big Brother came along.
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:59,
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i do remember a commentator declaring "it's like a miniature world war one out there"
a player had moved a pawn. best thing about it was seeing how garry kasparov had a better command of the english language than nigel short
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:09,
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Beautiful
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:00,
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lovely draws
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:01,
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That's really smashing.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:03,
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I'm rooting for sloth No.1
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:04,
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Very nice. Reminds me of the word staring championships.
edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHM-z_rHz9M but all the youtube vids seem to be ruined by laugh tracks.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:08,
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that is because there was laughter on the original serieses.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis ,
Wed 10 Feb 2010, 4:32,
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Lovely lovely lovely :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:50,
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I like this
I also like the fact that baby sloths often fall from trees because they grip one of their other limbs instead of a branch.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:53,
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not enough 'i likes this'
have another
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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This is brill
Yay.
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Tart Monkey ,
Sat 6 Feb 2010, 22:29,
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you mean we have to go there?
"click"
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fluffymitten NAN ,
Sun 7 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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shut up dotmund
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100% kitten better than ever ,
Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:47,
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not being funny
but like, if you drew this, you should like, draw for kids books innit
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 9:18,
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somehow...
I'd still manage to lose on time :(
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gtfomh ,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 18:43,
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I AM SIR SAND GOBLIN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis ,
Wed 10 Feb 2010, 4:32,
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B3ta newsletter subject line compo
just because I'm a ginger doesn't mean you shouldn't write me a zinger
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rob ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:43,
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MPs STILL CUNTS
More at 10.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:43,
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Sock and Awww: Kitten found in laundry basket
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:43,
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I lob
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44,
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I love this
we're getting another cat tomorrow
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44,
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aww
you should call him Michael
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:45,
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he should call him
COAXICAT - BITER OF THE TV CABLES
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:46,
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haha
amazing
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the_man361 bffwaarghhl ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:48,
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or CAT5
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:48,
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CAT6 ftw ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:44,
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KATZ?
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49,
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BOB?
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the_man361 bffwaarghhl ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:51,
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GOLD?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52,
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ALAN?
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52,
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ALAN?!
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:53,
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ALAN!!!
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:53,
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yes?
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the_man361 bffwaarghhl ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:54,
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DAN, DAN, DAN.....DAN, DAN
I dont think he saw me DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:51,
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I was thinking Bernard
you know, kepping up the B's theme...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:57,
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You shoud call him shit head ...
:)
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:10,
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yay!
will you be changing your name?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:01,
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hmm - I dunno
if that were the case - I would be bilbo at the moment I was wondering whether to drop Barney from the name when he died, but I kept him in as an homage maybe I'll just extend the name....
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:11,
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Faux bees!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:30,
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I'm liking this!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:47,
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slightly more interesting than the Chortle.co.uk Friday newsletter
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44,
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Crashing into your inbox like a faulty Toyota
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44,
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hehe
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44,
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haha
just finished reading that bbc article :P
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the_man361 bffwaarghhl ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:45,
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Winner
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:54,
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Probably got to be this.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:09,
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this ^^
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:44,
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SOMETHING TASTY IN THE WOODSHED
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:46,
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Hello - Here is the Newsletter
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:48,
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There's more life in Terry Pratchett
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49,
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Actually, that's shit.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49,
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leave Pratchett alone you
he's a national treasure
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:56,
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More gags than John Terry's legal... err... notepad
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49,
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What's blue and fucks Britney Murphy?
... Necrophiliac Papa Smurf
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49,
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Hahahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:04,
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cheaper than a night in a Chelsea brothel
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:50,
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John Terry, more trouble in the box.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:50,
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plays best away from home...
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52,
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Luckily he's All Goaled at the moment.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:02,
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If I wanted to watch giant blue people struggling to speak English Mr Cameron I would've strangled a tall mong.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:50,
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pfffft
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52,
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hahahaha
WIN
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:01,
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Velco - What a rip-off
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:51,
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So, Locke is the Smoke Monster...
*imagines the angry gazzes*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:51,
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I think you'll find
the smoke monster has merely taken Locke's form. However I must admit to being slightly confused myself...
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Damien's Hearse ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:17,
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OK Magazine fund Katie Price's new film "Two Weddings and a Slag"
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52,
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Toyota Prius out of the mangled car wreck
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:54,
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It's got all the right words and links, but not necessarily, in the right order
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:54,
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Peter Andre vows to keep children - Kate McCann offers advice
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:54,
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scream if you want to go faster, or can't stop
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:55,
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Making suicide on a Friday less likely since 2002
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:55,
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Tring Swingers are up for it! Oops sorry wrong newsletter.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:56,
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If I'm doing 30mph there's an 80% chance you'll live. If I'm doing 40mph there's an 80% chance you'll die. If I'm in a Toyota, bring a mop and bucket
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:57,
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Hahahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:37,
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Toyota recall linked with Nintendo; "Red Mushroom" powerup to blame
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:57,
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Something to read whilst John Terry HAS SEX WITH YOUR WIFE
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dotmund .co.uk ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:57,
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Haha!
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:00,
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Crashing into your inbox like a prius
But dont worry, we'll recall it next month
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:58,
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Guest Editorial by Terry Pratchett
As soon as he's remembered where he left his laptop.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:59,
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Tits! Clunge! Battenberg!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:01,
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this^
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:04,
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"The Toyota issue is completely unfounded" says Toyota safety spokesman Richard Hammond.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:01,
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The internet equivalent of discussing ball control with John Terry
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:02,
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Toyota to cure problem cars by fixing a 'turbo boost' button to dashboard
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:05,
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We welcome subject line suggestions from prisoners.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:07,
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Read this
I could have you killed
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:09,
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na na fucking nieeee
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:46,
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Gingers Kill
Osama says so
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:09,
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England captain over-uses his sliding tackle.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:11,
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cunted right into the fuck of your mailbox!
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:15,
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John Terry in your inbox... And your outbox and finishing off in your mouth.
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:21,
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something something Toyota something something
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:21,
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Shove it up your cunts
you bunch of fucking tards!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:25,
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Weekly Animal Semen Dodging
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Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:25,
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Toyota accelerators; sponsored by "Scalectrix"
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:26,
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B3ta newsletter recall update: Faulty links buttons - 250,000 inboxes affected
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:29,
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TOPICAL SCHADENFREUDE AND INTERNET JOKE
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:33,
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Something about popular news stories.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:35,
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I lost my IPAD
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:43,
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Toyota: Probably the fastest car... In the woooooooorld
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:45,
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Help! I've got John Terry's cock lodged under my accelerator pedal!
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:48,
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sneaking up on you
and throwing pig jizz in your face
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Biffins Bridge ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:49,
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Is your broadband throttled?
Try out the new faster Toyota cable accelerator
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:49,
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Taking the piss out of John Terry even though we had to look up what team he plays for
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:08,
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like John Terry diving in your wife's penalty box
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Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:30,
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NOT by Quentin Tarantino
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Ninj ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:25,
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haha
REG IS HOT!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:29,
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Oh yes, indeed.
never understood the popularity of that shite show
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:31,
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/obligatory it was better in the 80s comment
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:39,
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BURNSIDE!
/and Tosh
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:42,
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Tosh Lines was the only character named after the script
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:44,
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hahahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:45,
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haha - nicely :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:47,
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and the ginger one
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:49,
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It's just not been the same since the election
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moped broom! broom! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:23,
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*grooooaaaaannnnnn*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:24,
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suffer
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moped broom! broom! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:25,
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There ain't no frypan big enough!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:24,
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Well use a more solid one
like a Le Creuset spanging pan. Now THAT would do some spangy damage
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:40,
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Needs more oboe
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:27,
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spaaaaaannnnnngggg
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:42,
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I keep singing these to the tune
of Bobby's Girl at first.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:26,
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oh dear
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:15,
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Bloody Europe
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:19,
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I miss Pizza Express
American Hot at Dean St
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simbosan is too tired ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:27,
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aha!
I'm too frequently disappointed by pizzas
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:41,
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The Pizza Express home pizzas are indeed horrible
home ovens aren't hot enough to make them crispy as they should be. By the way, excuse the n00biness by what does de-ris mean? I never worked that one out in my time lurking
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:42,
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this is the origin of RIS
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991 ris eventually came to be said any time someone didn't get something. therefore, to 'de-ris' is to provide information to help someone to understand. hope that's de-rissed that for you :)
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:47,
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you had that bookmarked???
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:50,
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ah ok thanks!
and I lol'd at that thread
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52,
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to know what de-ris means, you must first know what ris means
/old Chinese proverb
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:47,
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I don't understand :-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:52,
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you have taken the first step
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:58,
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and finally
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flodge looking like a fool with his pants on the ground ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:03,
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Who's the black private dick, That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:18,
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TREV!
Damn right I was in a lift with him once. He's very short, very smooth with the ladeez, and wears very strong aftershave
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:22,
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Did you giggle and say
"Oh Mr McDonald! Going ... down ... ?"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:29,
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Hey, hey that's Trevor you're talking about!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:23,
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THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:29,
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hahaha
fecking ace!!! That's pure gold!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:58,
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Liven up their scare stories with some 50's B-movie action
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Duckspeak Quacked ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:00,
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YES.
WIN. That is all.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:01,
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I hope he eats both them
messily In the debit column, Ms Philips turned down a seat in the Lords last year because she didn't feel qualified to take it on. I shit you not.www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/nov/24/politicsandthemedia.itv
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:08,
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there's another one for the QOTW this week
incidentally, if anyone here is contacted by Lord Falconer querying if they've seen his balls, can you point him in the direction of Clare Short, who I think may have held a strong grip on them on last night's QT and forgot to give them back
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:17,
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I've always liked claire short
and I'm likeing her more and more.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:41,
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hahah fucking hell
mind you, there are some total fuckwits in the Lords already, and loads of old buffers who just turn up for lunch although there are also a lot of peers who know what they're doing
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:19,
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I vaguely remember that now. I don't know what's more horrifying the thought of her helping to shape our laws,or what other halfwitted mongs he's offered a peerage, on the off chance they'll let him diddle with her mimsy.
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Duckspeak Quacked ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:19,
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For one horrible moment,
I thought you were referring to "Mad" Melanie Phillips. This is not quite so bad.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:31,
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Nice. Very nice.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:57,
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Proof that the moon IS made of cheese
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:59,
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Oh yes, this is super
and fills me with glee.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:17,
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Why, thankyou.
Just what is needed on a Friday morn.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:20,
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Giant Clangers FTW
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:24,
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that's
good
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:32,
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ahhhhh
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:59,
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I found these that I made years ago, hmm
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SqueakyG ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:56,
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awwww....
perhaps he can play with my friend
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:59,
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:02,
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:D Massive fluffeh, tiny face
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:08,
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Massivekitty mayhem
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:32,
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hahahahahaha
look at his ickle face!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:08,
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.
aawww
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Mr Chicken ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:22,
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chorl!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:30,
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GnopCat
The indisputable leader of the gang
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:48,
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hahah
GNOPS
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:11,
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They're dancing to this
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:14,
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Sideboob hour!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:25,
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The saviours of ITV unleashed ...
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flodge looking like a fool with his pants on the ground ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 7:55,
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Further evidence of broken Britain I see!
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:12,
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there's a ....(wait for it)........."STATISTICS AUTHORITY" ?????????hahahaha fuckin' HA
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:17,
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flodge looking like a fool with his pants on the ground ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:23,
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haha
the king is dead, long live the king
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:52,
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*chuckles*
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:33,
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Hahaha
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:35,
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Ta, I've got loads of Chuckle action :)
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:37,
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Hahahahaha
It's the gif that keeps on giving
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:38,
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hahaha
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:59,
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haha
drollery of the highest order
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:04,
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To Pea, to you
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MisterPunch did it that way on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:15,
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Very 3-D!
Big noses do that, I guess...
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tubaman ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:57,
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ah that did make me laugh ;)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:00,
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Doof doof doof
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 7:46,
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:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:30,
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herman:D ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 6:12,
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That's a bit big...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 6:26,
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It's 400k and fits on a 1024x768 monitor.
Why are you bitching? Are you viewing b3ta on a ZX80?
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Ratsta ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 7:37,
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oh, how cool would that be?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 8:24,
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^^ someone doesn't understand the joke ^^
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:20,
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I had my sense of humour surgically removed when I was twelve.
You insensitive clod!
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Ratsta ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:38,
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could you turn up the contrast as well please
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:50,
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It's the ginger warrior! :D
Or part of him anyhoo...
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..wil ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 8:04,
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BIGGAR!
ha ha ha :D
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 6:34,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:26,
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Mmmm,
noisy. Woo!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:45,
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YES! The noise is back!
Oh how I have missed the noise.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:46,
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Cool
(and those gremlins get everywhere)
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:54,
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Just saw your toyota post from earlier...
I realise its late...but i am confused as to why it isnt on the pop page.....but there again...the last 24 hours has been full of top notch posts. *goes back to lurking
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 5:43,
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Can i stick a pea in here?
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mr-lizard Hell's teeth man! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 5:58,
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it's like the cover for Max Payne 3
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:10,
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China claims this never happened...
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billyh ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:58,
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I'm almost slightly certain it did
In fact if i remember rightly i was the bloke who just stood there.
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mr-lizard Hell's teeth man! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:01,
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Hahaha the fuck? So they should!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:07,
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Oh, it's popular TV you want is it?
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:42,
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Anybody for a bit of this?
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mr-lizard Hell's teeth man! ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:00,
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I could have gone for the bandwagon entry.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:07,
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Or they could just cut some salaries
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:34,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 6:51,
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Hahahahaha chinese bums
I always chuckle when passing road signs near here for the villages of Bumgreave and Bumcross.
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Dermot O'Logical ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 7:57,
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I predict this would be a runaway success
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:40,
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I think you might be right.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:43,
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Haha.
I just realized those curtains are really lame.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:53,
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heh,
yeah, they're pretty "Readers' Wives". (still would, though. Despite wot grot got its mitts on it first)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:55,
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Good luck. You'd have to fight off the kids first.
I have a feeling they've been doing more than just groping. Maybe gnopsing as well.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:13,
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you can see vordermans curtains in this pic?
blimey, i bet it's like a melted wellyboot top.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:00,
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You know you'd watch it
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cypherspace is not a toaster ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:23,
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aaaaaahhhhahhahhhhhahhhhahh
yes I fucking would
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:24,
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I think the show is called
Countryside. /Stephen Fry on ISIHAC blog
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Sun 7 Feb 2010, 1:19,
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knives????????
killing these people with knivs would be letting them off lightly. bacon slicers. thats what you need.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Sun 7 Feb 2010, 1:30,
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please tell me this will happen one day. Tomorrow would be brilliant , but anytime before Simon Cowell dies of natural causes will do.
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Matty73 ,
Sun 7 Feb 2010, 14:57,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:20,
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