I think tonight I shall prepare my culinary hybrid
The Cantonese Calzone, mmmm delicious.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:44,
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I did indeed.
I'll give the lad a prod later on to see what's occurring.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:58,
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That doesn't count
Everyone knows he's a Kodiak bear that some joker shaved.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36,
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that makes sense
I thought the reason i couldn't understand what he was saying was because he's welsh and is almost certainly a bit brain-damaged.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39,
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Actually - I've just remembered the rest of the cast for that film.
*repeat facepalm*
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36,
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oh no its happened again
she's going to kill me when I get home
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39,
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Any other treasured memories?
Ideally, ones we can ruin for you?
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38,
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Well, off you go then! Get 'shopping - you've got 18 minutes.
:D
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18,
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Yorkshire - English translation:
Y: Tin Tin Tin
E: It isn't in the tin
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:25,
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E: It isn't in the tin
...and the Yorkshire drugs scourge of people grinding up Ecstasy tablets and rubbing them on the inside of their mouths...
.
wait for it...
E by gum
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:30,
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wait for it...
E by gum
you actually have to do it in the shop
not photoshop it, because that defeats the object, gaawwd
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:06,
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??
This whole site is supposed to be about image processing, isn't it?
I mean, when we post an image, we're constantly reminded; 'Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up,' aren't we?
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10,
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I mean, when we post an image, we're constantly reminded; 'Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up,' aren't we?
*ahem*
Go into a shop and rearrange objects to make it say something naughty. Take a photo. Thanks to Benny Tied To A Tree for this special bonus challenge idea. BTW: We don't expect this challenge to immediately get loads of entries so we'll probably leave it open for a while, and we'll still be running our normal photoshop compos. Have fun kids and don't get arrested
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12,
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Except when it's about real things.
Get with the programme dude ;)
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12,
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an image that has missed the point of the brief?
sounds about right to me.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12,
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Yes, but at least
but at leastThe initials on the labels match the rest of the word on the labels and the contents of the jars. Some of the tesco photoshopped ones didn't even do that....
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:21,
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To redeem yourself
You must cut out the images and then go back to the supermarket and stick them to the spice jars and then take a pic which you must then post!
S
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Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:21,
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S
nice work!
farm5.static.flickr.com/4059/4416517579_a3a1dccd3c_o.jpg
and this might be a little bit unsafe for work
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:56,
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and this might be a little bit unsafe for work
haha!
I wonder why skeletor had such a thin looking face when the rest of him was so muscley.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:05,
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because he had no muscle
on his face, because its a skull ............
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:07,
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that sort of thing can really effect your confidence.
I hope for his family's sake he seeks medical advice soon.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:15,
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I'd so shop there.
Open this shop somewhere near me, it can sell anything as long as it has the name and look as above.
??????
Profit
/edit: Or just ninja that picture away so I look like a mental that shops inside people's textual representation of laughter.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:51,
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??????
Profit
/edit: Or just ninja that picture away so I look like a mental that shops inside people's textual representation of laughter.
Excellent!
I never really fancied Rose McGowan until I watched this.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:32,
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Just because I had a bit of Inspirals on the headphones earlier...
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It's like I read your mind 12 days after you'd voiced your thoughts on a public web forum.
Uncanny. How do I do it?
;)
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:58,
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;)
'Tasteful' nude done in Poser
Click for bigger (41 kb)
SFW, surely? I mean, it's art!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01,
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Click for bigger (41 kb)
SFW, surely? I mean, it's art!
:D
My one man bandwagon of wartime posters for this compo kind of peaked out at 2...
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:14,
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It's really very difficult to find an image of Carry On-era Kenneth Williams not pulling a silly face.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:15,
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I would have thopught so, given that such was his prime purpose of the age.
Don't know where civilisation would be without the Sid James guffaw or the Kenneth Williams mugging...
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:25,
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hahahahahaha!
In other news:
My mate is currently watching them there hollywood types filming Burke and Hare at Somerset House.
Pegg and Sirkis, togther at last!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:32,
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My mate is currently watching them there hollywood types filming Burke and Hare at Somerset House.
Pegg and Sirkis, togther at last!
They were filming the Edinburgh scenes a few weeks ago
Didn't get to see them though.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:43,
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They filmed a chunk of that there Sherlock Holmes round our way last year.
It wasn't very exciting.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44,
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I saw Clive Anderson walking along on the other side of the street to me, once.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49,
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If you want my body,
and you think I'm
oh sorry a bit of sick came up in my mouth
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43,
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oh sorry a bit of sick came up in my mouth
It amazes me how a man
who looks like an uglier Jimmy Saville has so much success with women. I suppose it gives hope to ugly men everywhere.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43,
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do you mean the millionaire rock star celebrity Rod Stewart?
yes its hard to see what women see in him
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45,
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Ha ha ha!
Yes, I realise he's minted, but jesus, he looks like he fell in a cement mixer filled with ugly sticks.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:51,
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Hello, I'm Rod Stewart..
Oh. ....you're rich, aren't you?
*smiles*
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45,
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*smiles*
i bet her parents were thrilled when she brought him home to meet them
"ive got a new boyfriend. He's 40 years older than me and he's got 15 kids with 15 different women but he did write 'hot legs'."
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:13,
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.
"i bet her parents were thrilled younger than Rod when she brought him home to meet them"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:33,
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haha!
Every parent's nightmare. Or at least those parents who have young leggy blonde children.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44,
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that's why Fritzl kept his in the basement
she should thank him really
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:52,
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At this stage,
I reckon the older, the more thrilled. If you see where I'm going...
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:43,
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i know he probably hasnt lead the healthiest of lives
but he is stinking rich and it's amazing what medical science can do these days. I reckon he's got at least another 30 years in him. Especially if he keeps having sex with 6 foot tall stunnas. That's got to be good for you hasnt it?
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49,
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funny, the weather doesn't look that cold...
CAREFUL! You'll put someone's eye out with those things!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:50,
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somehow
i almost don't believe you actually switched their heads
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45,
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this was a complete bastard to do, as you can see by the clone/smudge mess on rods sexy shoulders
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:16,
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Ha ha!
Donnie Darko:"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:35,
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Yay for "blue movies"
though I don't want to know the state of those sheets in the morning. ick.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:51,
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*patents Fleshlight hoover attachement*
*Manufactures*
*Sells*
*Profits*
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:40,
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*Sells*
*Profits*
I did, the other night
the other nightbut there was hardly anybody around to see it :)
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18,
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"The mighty Jabba asks WHY he must pay fifty thousand for this oscar?"
"Ya-tay, ya-tay, yo-to!"
"Because he'll offer it to James Cameron for Avatar!"
top shop, sir!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:19,
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"Because he'll offer it to James Cameron for Avatar!"
top shop, sir!
Now that's the way to do it
♪Funny Man, Funny Man, he's cheeky and he's cruel...♫
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
Bad! wrong!
Though is it wrong to say Rhona Cameron was quite fit dressed like Selma from Scooby Doo?
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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Though is it wrong to say Rhona Cameron was quite fit dressed like Selma from Scooby Doo?
Thelma Fudd... mmmm
"Duck!"
One of my favourite films. And not just because of her.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:17,
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One of my favourite films. And not just because of her.
You have no taste and just don't get it!
A homicidal Mr. Punch demon inventively offing those who would intrude upon his mansion?
Christopher Lee?
What could be better?
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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Christopher Lee?
What could be better?
Sadly
Chris Lee is no longer a sign of quality, certainly in the 80s and 90s anyhoo...
Squeezing in an extended cameo in between Death Train and Police Academy 7...pfft
And the songs! My god, the songs!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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Squeezing in an extended cameo in between Death Train and Police Academy 7...pfft
And the songs! My god, the songs!
Are you forgetting "The Return of Captain Invincible" (1983)?
In which he showed off his awesome singing voice?
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:37,
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see, now that is a quality piece of entertainment
if a little too self-concious
sorry, I've got all film buff serious
I'll stop now
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:08,
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sorry, I've got all film buff serious
I'll stop now
Better? "Casper the Friendly Ghost"
or "Land Before Time 28: They're Still Not Fucking Extinct Yet"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:32,
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I call it "Removing temptation"
Doughnuts are bad for unicorns anyway. They go all hyperactive from the E-numbers.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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haha
I'm gunna go an do a cheeky TJ question
How did you center the main content on your profile page? I'm trying to using the BPMA but it sticks to the left all the time even if I center the text.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43,
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How did you center the main content on your profile page? I'm trying to using the BPMA but it sticks to the left all the time even if I center the text.
All the unicorn needs to do is find a low-hanging Y shaped branch
and, er ... slide it's horn into it with the doughnut above, then bend at the knees. The doughnut will come off, and fall through the gap onto the floor, whence the unicorn can eat said doughnut.
Duh.
God - unicorns are well fick innit.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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Duh.
God - unicorns are well fick innit.
You just like the idea of unicorns going on their knees
rubbing their horns gently in Y shaped furrows.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:21,
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Someone watched the same TV programme I watched sometime within the last few days
The name and content of which escapes me now.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:05,
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yes
I recall reading or hearing about putting a doughnut on a unicorn's horn recently. Can't recall if it was TV, b3ta or something else. I don't watch much TV so I'm thinking it was something on b3ta.
Or more likely, it was because I was reading the TDP archive the other day.... comic.matazone.co.uk/2010/03/05/unicorn-vexing/
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Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:53,
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Or more likely, it was because I was reading the TDP archive the other day.... comic.matazone.co.uk/2010/03/05/unicorn-vexing/
Hahahahaha
If ever I reach puberty, I shall have a green moustache.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52,
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I have a massive beard at the moment.
Green full beard might be an option
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:54,
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Tip: find ambient occlusion and turn it on.
That ought to sort the lighting out.
Hmm, it would be cool to make some posable memes.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44,
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Hmm, it would be cool to make some posable memes.
^ This.
to add to the b3ta meme database for novice photoshop users like me to use in cut'n'paste jobbies :D
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:48,
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Oh ah
I've never used Poser, my advice was just based on googling to see if it had ambient occlusion or not. What's IDL stand for?
...indirect lighting, eh. Sounds good.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52,
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...indirect lighting, eh. Sounds good.
I dunno, many pictures could be improved with a few Iraqi Death Lions.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58,
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It is Poser 8
I shall investigate the ambient occlusion thingy. For 3D software, it's nowhere near as catered for as other software in the tutorials resources.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:55,
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Ambient Occlusion
(AO)is a way of faking shadows cheaply - and by cheap I mean in terms of rendering resources. It's not great in Poser, frankly.
IDL (InDirect Light) is their slightly more expensive (resources again) take on GI (Global Illumination) which is more 'real' insofar as it attempts to replicate what actual photons do. If you use IDL, the render engine will automatically turn off AO as they are not compatible.
Set up correctly, IDL will give you results an order of magnitude better than AO. The only reason for using the latter would be for animations, where, used with IBL (not IDL), it's 'good enough'.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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IDL (InDirect Light) is their slightly more expensive (resources again) take on GI (Global Illumination) which is more 'real' insofar as it attempts to replicate what actual photons do. If you use IDL, the render engine will automatically turn off AO as they are not compatible.
Set up correctly, IDL will give you results an order of magnitude better than AO. The only reason for using the latter would be for animations, where, used with IBL (not IDL), it's 'good enough'.
It would appear that
Her new Brad Pitt Playdoll had been delivered unwrapped inflated and used by her next-door neighbour.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:49,
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the new IM SORRY I RAN OVER YOUR CHILD
Sims expansion pack was not a great seller
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:59,
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however, the 'honey I killed another hooker, and I need your help' expansion pack was a success
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:06,
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Mrs Drew reacts in a similar way when I bring home a copse
...tho she doesn't show me her knickers.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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Meet Fran the Bog Goblin. A little guy I'm animating at the minute.
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TJ for Forbes:
I mades an image challenge suggestion based on your filum poster :D
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52,
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God's teeth, that's one determined stride
*gets out of way*
Also: Woo!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44,
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Also: Woo!
Aww lookit his
snaggletooth! Fran's a lil cutie I look forward to seeing some of his adventures :D
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:47,
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You've just inspired me to write a screenplay, "The Anti-climax"
about a gentleman going around defusing tense situations before they have a chance to develop into dramatic conflicts.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:32,
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"we thought a huge asteroid was going to hit the earth, but it was just a coffee mark on the screen. No need to worry!"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:33,
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"An intern has destroyed the paperwork for our peace treaty with North Korea!"
"Nevermind, I'll have the office fax over another copy"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:36,
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2012
We thought the Earth was heating up, but Billy here -*drags in red faced Prankster* had just dropped an industrial sized heating element into the water tanks....
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:36,
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"'Mother' has picked up a distress call on a nearby planet, but I can't be bothered, so we'll just forget about it and carry on home"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:40,
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"The Nazis won't find the Ark without me"
"And even if they do, they'll all die when they open it.
I'm gonna stay here and have a nice cuppa."
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:42,
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I'm gonna stay here and have a nice cuppa."
Having been fired from my highly-paid job, and lost access to my materialistic lifestyle
I've had a think and decided to just try and make the best of it.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:50,
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"There goes another one."
"Open fire, you gunners could do with the target practice. And it's just an escape pod, no harm done."
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52,
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2001: A space Odyssy
HAL - I'm sorry Dave I can't let you do that.
BOWMAN - unplugs HAL at wall, reboots
CUT TO screen shot - "restore factory settings - Y/N"
BOWMAN - selects "Y"
Credits roll.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:35,
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BOWMAN - unplugs HAL at wall, reboots
CUT TO screen shot - "restore factory settings - Y/N"
BOWMAN - selects "Y"
Credits roll.
arf.
Star Wars.
These are not the Droids you are looking for
Yes they are, Now out of that Speeder Grandad...
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:38,
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These are not the Droids you are looking for
Yes they are, Now out of that Speeder Grandad...
"Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"Nothing. I'm all right... Oh wait; fucksocks, I MISSED!"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:38,
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"The Death Star plans are not in the ship's mainframe"
"Oh well, they must have deleted them. Let's go home"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:51,
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"...actually, there's a bastard of a storm forecast. Probably best just stay in harbour for a few days and wait this one out"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:56,
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"I really do think that coffee table expresses my personality quite well.
"Material goods are ace."
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58,
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"What's that noise coming from outside the cabin on this dark, stormy night?"
"No idea. Let's stay put and keep the door locked."
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:57,
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"You know what? I'd rather not bother with a stag party if you don't mind"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:00,
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"Let's stay somewhere else - I don't like the look of this motel."
"OK then."
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05,
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"Sarah Connor?"
"She's at work. Here's the address."
and
"Let's not land here, they're probably all dead. Let's nuke the site from orbit."
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:09,
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and
"Let's not land here, they're probably all dead. Let's nuke the site from orbit."
aaahhhh! the moment I saw Bob's post, I thought "I must watch Lethal Weapon 3...."
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