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[challenge entry] Ali Bumaye
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I only know one thing about boxing
Never bet on the White Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# *cough*Joe Calzaghe*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# For some reason, I'm reminded of folded-over pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# That's his father...
Joe Quatro Staggione with extra mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom.
Extra Mushrooms...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# why did you have to mention food
mmm- Calzone....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I think tonight I shall prepare my culinary hybrid
The Cantonese Calzone, mmmm delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Check this out:
Menu

Edit: The Tre Gusti is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# mmm - sounds gorgeous
if a tad expensive

did you get my rreply?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I did indeed.
I'll give the lad a prod later on to see what's occurring.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Deserts?
they sell deserts?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# That doesn't count
Everyone knows he's a Kodiak bear that some joker shaved.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# that makes sense
I thought the reason i couldn't understand what he was saying was because he's welsh and is almost certainly a bit brain-damaged.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Garrick ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Ultimates..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Colin Farrell as Bullseye
*facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Actually - I've just remembered the rest of the cast for that film.
*repeat facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Casting crew for potential reboot take note..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I quite enjoyed that filum
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Ben Affleck was a bit of a problem, though...
to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
#
w h
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Float like a butterfly
Sting like kryptonite.

Kill him, Ali!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# YES .....
we can


(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# ^
with added WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
he's been interned
(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
#
tintin, ten tintin, ten tintin tin
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Half a score Herge characters adorning a can
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# *awards all teh pointz*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
#
*POINTZ*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# gay Belgian boys in a can!
*buys 3*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# That'll be €107, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# oh no its happened again
she's going to kill me when I get home
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Fin de siécle?
For some reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Well,
No good reason...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# sickly you say?
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# tin tin tin tin tin tin tin tin tin tin
can?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# *drum n' basses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# bit tinny
needs better speakers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# A bit like Hyde Park corner, then!!!!!!!!!!!
/satire lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# *fly-on-the-wall-harpsichords*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Maybe...
I'm not telling.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!
My childhood! Ruined for ever!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# sorry, heheheh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# that's some nice tearage right there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Any other treasured memories?
Ideally, ones we can ruin for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Ewwwwwww!
*tries to redress balance*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha oh fuck thats good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
#
hahahaha
(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Now
I want to see Tin-tin dancing the Can-can.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Well, off you go then! Get 'shopping - you've got 18 minutes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I was thinking rintintin
but had to filename :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# filename gives nothing away...?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# *shoves*
Quiet, you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Well it doesn't'
I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# No change there, then...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# yes, well...
:|
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# *manhugs*
Only messing...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I *am* sorry.
I just had to have a break from ActionScript.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Yorkshire - English translation:
Y: Tin Tin Tin
E: It isn't in the tin
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ...and the Yorkshire drugs scourge of people grinding up Ecstasy tablets and rubbing them on the inside of their mouths...
.



wait for it...



E by gum
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
#
great adventures :)
(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Did you catch this one:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Tintin.
Ten Tintins.
A Tin of ten Tintins.
Fin.


*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Finally!!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Worst
Haiku EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh Err Matron (lick lick nom nom nom)

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# you actually have to do it in the shop
not photoshop it, because that defeats the object, gaawwd
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ??
This whole site is supposed to be about image processing, isn't it?
I mean, when we post an image, we're constantly reminded; 'Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up,' aren't we?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# youll do what you're told.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *ahem*
Go into a shop and rearrange objects to make it say something naughty. Take a photo. Thanks to Benny Tied To A Tree for this special bonus challenge idea. BTW: We don't expect this challenge to immediately get loads of entries so we'll probably leave it open for a while, and we'll still be running our normal photoshop compos. Have fun kids and don't get arrested
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# It's that 'don't get arrested' bit.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Except when it's about real things.
Get with the programme dude ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# kapow!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# duh.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# an image that has missed the point of the brief?
sounds about right to me.
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Yep.
Isn't the first won't be the last.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Yes, but at least
but at leastThe initials on the labels match the rest of the word on the labels and the contents of the jars. Some of the tesco photoshopped ones didn't even do that....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# To redeem yourself
You must cut out the images and then go back to the supermarket and stick them to the spice jars and then take a pic which you must then post!

S
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Curses !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# ahahaha, nice one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# nice work!
farm5.static.flickr.com/4059/4416517579_a3a1dccd3c_o.jpg
and this might be a little bit unsafe for work
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I've had her.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# in the pool?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Nah, right up my hot spot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# bzzzzding
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
#
cracking stuff
(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# haha!
I wonder why skeletor had such a thin looking face when the rest of him was so muscley.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# because he had no muscle
on his face, because its a skull ............
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# It's a skin condition, and he's very sensitive about it.
flyingsquidstudios.com/?page_id=5
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# that sort of thing can really effect your confidence.
I hope for his family's sake he seeks medical advice soon.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Leg ...... over
(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!
*CLICK*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# The THING
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# hahahah
this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# A Mac-hine gun?
You're disturbed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# that pun puts the
McCart before the whores.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# bloody hell, that looks like something out of "the thing"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# still would
what the hell does that say about me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# that you really have a thing for Macca?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# that you need to be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I'd so shop there.
Open this shop somewhere near me, it can sell anything as long as it has the name and look as above.
??????
Profit

/edit: Or just ninja that picture away so I look like a mental that shops inside people's textual representation of laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Here:

It's not the WTF I was looking for, hence the ninja. (I did it for Christmas and never got chance to use it.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Hurrah I look almost sane again.
Thanking you squire.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Pffft fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hehe
very well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# fwap fwap
splut
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Goodness!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Excellent!
I never really fancied Rose McGowan until I watched this.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# ::D
ha ha wtf? click
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Just because I had a bit of Inspirals on the headphones earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# The Good, the Boon and the Ugly?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# That deserves a right old spanging that does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# It's a fair cop...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
Inspirals were ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9933076
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# It's like I read your mind 12 days after you'd voiced your thoughts on a public web forum.
Uncanny. How do I do it?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Smug Poser
Extremely quick 'n' dirty, I didn't have the props, nor the time to faff about with clothes and hair etc. but if anyone wants to develop it further than you're more than welcome to GAZ me for the file.

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Props you say...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# That's more like
a clothes prop
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# quick and dirty
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I should be writing my dissertation
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# needs some juice and croissantage
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# hahah, looks like that Paddy McGuinness chap
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# But a good bit funnier
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# 'Tasteful' nude done in Poser


Click for bigger (41 kb)


SFW, surely? I mean, it's art!
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# *adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# :D
My one man bandwagon of wartime posters for this compo kind of peaked out at 2...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# It's really very difficult to find an image of Carry On-era Kenneth Williams not pulling a silly face.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I would have thopught so, given that such was his prime purpose of the age.
Don't know where civilisation would be without the Sid James guffaw or the Kenneth Williams mugging...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
In other news:

My mate is currently watching them there hollywood types filming Burke and Hare at Somerset House.

Pegg and Sirkis, togther at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# They were filming the Edinburgh scenes a few weeks ago
Didn't get to see them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# They filmed a chunk of that there Sherlock Holmes round our way last year.
It wasn't very exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I saw Clive Anderson walking along on the other side of the street to me, once.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Fame, man, who needs it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# He's a lot taller than he looks on telly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# That's familiar!
Fred (B-52's) Schneider on top?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# HEADSWAP!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
just looks like she's taken her Mum out for the day
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha! ^ This!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# or scary spice
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Decisions, decisions
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# when you getting started with it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Took me a minute
To work out what you had changed!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I'm confused now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# If you want my body,
and you think I'm
oh sorry a bit of sick came up in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# It amazes me how a man
who looks like an uglier Jimmy Saville has so much success with women. I suppose it gives hope to ugly men everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# do you mean the millionaire rock star celebrity Rod Stewart?
yes its hard to see what women see in him
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha Mrs Merton FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# this
great line
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-9lSEBBm0
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Rod Stewart or Paul Daniels?
Tough gig.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yes, I realise he's minted, but jesus, he looks like he fell in a cement mixer filled with ugly sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Hello, I'm Rod Stewart..
Oh. ....you're rich, aren't you?

*smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# i bet her parents were thrilled when she brought him home to meet them
"ive got a new boyfriend. He's 40 years older than me and he's got 15 kids with 15 different women but he did write 'hot legs'."
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# .
"i bet her parents were thrilled younger than Rod when she brought him home to meet them"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# haha!
Every parent's nightmare. Or at least those parents who have young leggy blonde children.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# that's why Fritzl kept his in the basement
she should thank him really
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# At this stage,
I reckon the older, the more thrilled. If you see where I'm going...
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# i know he probably hasnt lead the healthiest of lives
but he is stinking rich and it's amazing what medical science can do these days. I reckon he's got at least another 30 years in him. Especially if he keeps having sex with 6 foot tall stunnas. That's got to be good for you hasnt it?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Jeez,
I'm doomed.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Peanut smuggler
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# funny, the weather doesn't look that cold...
CAREFUL! You'll put someone's eye out with those things!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# somehow
i almost don't believe you actually switched their heads
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
#
hahaha
do ya think I'm sexy do ya want ma body
(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I think I need the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I'd do it if Rod took his false teeth out
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Isn't that Liz Macdonald From Corrie?
(Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I thought it was Mel B from Bo Selecta...
(8E74 Contains highly ironic acid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# this was a complete bastard to do, as you can see by the clone/smudge mess on rods sexy shoulders
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I just thought that was shoulder cancer
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# did i just say it's a cloning mess? i meant shoulder cancer...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Jeremy paxman has let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Having a quick smurf
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# What the smurf?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# all over her wobbly smurfin' smurfs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahhahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha!
Donnie Darko:"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# at half-one in the afternoon?
job shy layabout
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# jesus, hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
#
Avawank :)
(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
#
Should be fp'd for this comment alone
(ProfMoriarty Telegraph'd, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:14, archived)
# This one has a happy ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Yay for "blue movies"
though I don't want to know the state of those sheets in the morning. ick.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Pop a smurf...
www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/pop-a-smurf/
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Dirty blue bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Have i got this right?


The Green Torch.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# The Green Fleshlight?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I think you actually need to wash it out after you use it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# it's probably Swarfega
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# doesn't it have little removable bags like a hoover?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Nah you pop it out and put it in the dishwasher
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# *patents Fleshlight hoover attachement*
*Manufactures*
*Sells*
*Profits*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Yay!
May I park this here:

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# hahah
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# the green lantern lol you could compo that
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I did, the other night
the other nightbut there was hardly anybody around to see it :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Han decides to shoot first...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# "The mighty Jabba asks WHY he must pay fifty thousand for this oscar?"
"Ya-tay, ya-tay, yo-to!"
"Because he'll offer it to James Cameron for Avatar!"

top shop, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# top shop sir
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The unexplained...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Cryptozoologiwoos!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Clickety
Click.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# That's the way to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# :D

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
silliness :D

*clicks*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Now that's the way to do it
♪Funny Man, Funny Man, he's cheeky and he's cruel...♫
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
Bad! wrong!

Though is it wrong to say Rhona Cameron was quite fit dressed like Selma from Scooby Doo?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Thelma Fudd... mmmm
"Duck!"
One of my favourite films. And not just because of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# How? Why?
I thought it was fucking abysmal
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You have no taste and just don't get it!
A homicidal Mr. Punch demon inventively offing those who would intrude upon his mansion?
Christopher Lee?

What could be better?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Sadly
Chris Lee is no longer a sign of quality, certainly in the 80s and 90s anyhoo...

Squeezing in an extended cameo in between Death Train and Police Academy 7...pfft

And the songs! My god, the songs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Are you forgetting "The Return of Captain Invincible" (1983)?
In which he showed off his awesome singing voice?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# see, now that is a quality piece of entertainment
if a little too self-concious

sorry, I've got all film buff serious

I'll stop now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Better? "Casper the Friendly Ghost"
or "Land Before Time 28: They're Still Not Fucking Extinct Yet"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Or Velma even
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Her too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *bans for promoting domestic abuse to children*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# *domestically abuses*
not my fault, guv
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
tres bon
(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Aww.

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *cries*
Here, I'll help.
*steals doughnut*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Meanie!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I call it "Removing temptation"
Doughnuts are bad for unicorns anyway. They go all hyperactive from the E-numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Sad now...
but I like it - I'd even put a ring on it.
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# nooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# follow your dreams, unicorn
follow your dreams ;_;
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# haha
I'm gunna go an do a cheeky TJ question

How did you center the main content on your profile page? I'm trying to using the BPMA but it sticks to the left all the time even if I center the text.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# All the unicorn needs to do is find a low-hanging Y shaped branch
and, er ... slide it's horn into it with the doughnut above, then bend at the knees. The doughnut will come off, and fall through the gap onto the floor, whence the unicorn can eat said doughnut.

Duh.

God - unicorns are well fick innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# just like 'em forrins
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# And wimmins.
Next thing you know they'll be wanting the vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# a good beating never hurt anyone
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# You just like the idea of unicorns going on their knees
rubbing their horns gently in Y shaped furrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You make that sound like a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# aaw :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# s'why
they're extinct...this and natural predators
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# CLICKS HARRRD
Poor bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Someone watched the same TV programme I watched sometime within the last few days
The name and content of which escapes me now.
(8E74 Contains highly ironic acid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# yes
I recall reading or hearing about putting a doughnut on a unicorn's horn recently. Can't recall if it was TV, b3ta or something else. I don't watch much TV so I'm thinking it was something on b3ta.

Or more likely, it was because I was reading the TDP archive the other day.... comic.matazone.co.uk/2010/03/05/unicorn-vexing/
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Not So Serious Cavalier


Click for bigger (266 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
If ever I reach puberty, I shall have a green moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I have a massive beard at the moment.
Green full beard might be an option
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Nasty shaving accident he's had there...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# wilkinson sword protective bars my arse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I'm playing with Poser
Though I've not yet started on how to do textures, lighting etc., just creating poses.

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Tip: find ambient occlusion and turn it on.
That ought to sort the lighting out.
Hmm, it would be cool to make some posable memes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ^ This.
to add to the b3ta meme database for novice photoshop users like me to use in cut'n'paste jobbies :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# ^this
I'm going to have a go at developing that idea.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I can see her pants.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I deliberately did that
to appeal to B3tans
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Tip: user Poser 8
and use IDL. Turn ambient occlusion OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Oh ah
I've never used Poser, my advice was just based on googling to see if it had ambient occlusion or not. What's IDL stand for?
...indirect lighting, eh. Sounds good.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Iraqi Death Lions
I wouldn't turn it on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I dunno, many pictures could be improved with a few Iraqi Death Lions.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# It is Poser 8
I shall investigate the ambient occlusion thingy. For 3D software, it's nowhere near as catered for as other software in the tutorials resources.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Ambient Occlusion
(AO)is a way of faking shadows cheaply - and by cheap I mean in terms of rendering resources. It's not great in Poser, frankly.

IDL (InDirect Light) is their slightly more expensive (resources again) take on GI (Global Illumination) which is more 'real' insofar as it attempts to replicate what actual photons do. If you use IDL, the render engine will automatically turn off AO as they are not compatible.

Set up correctly, IDL will give you results an order of magnitude better than AO. The only reason for using the latter would be for animations, where, used with IBL (not IDL), it's 'good enough'.

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# It would appear that
Her new Brad Pitt Playdoll had been delivered unwrapped inflated and used by her next-door neighbour.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# the new IM SORRY I RAN OVER YOUR CHILD
Sims expansion pack was not a great seller
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# however, the 'honey I killed another hooker, and I need your help' expansion pack was a success
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Mrs Drew reacts in a similar way when I bring home a copse
...tho she doesn't show me her knickers.
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Meet Fran the Bog Goblin. A little guy I'm animating at the minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I like him
nice work on the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# TJ for Forbes:
I mades an image challenge suggestion based on your filum poster :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Dear Mr WB
Consider it clicked.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# ooh lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# God's teeth, that's one determined stride
*gets out of way*
Also: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Aww lookit his
snaggletooth! Fran's a lil cutie I look forward to seeing some of his adventures :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# He's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# far too awesome! *click!!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# he's fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha...howdy Fran
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
#
walking with intention , nice
(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# haahaha
amazing i'nt he cute
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# :)
Goes well with Propane nightmares by Pendulum
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# *Presses the "Disarm" button*
heheheh :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# You've just inspired me to write a screenplay, "The Anti-climax"
about a gentleman going around defusing tense situations before they have a chance to develop into dramatic conflicts.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# "we thought a huge asteroid was going to hit the earth, but it was just a coffee mark on the screen. No need to worry!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# "An intern has destroyed the paperwork for our peace treaty with North Korea!"
"Nevermind, I'll have the office fax over another copy"
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# 2012
We thought the Earth was heating up, but Billy here -*drags in red faced Prankster* had just dropped an industrial sized heating element into the water tanks....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# "'Mother' has picked up a distress call on a nearby planet, but I can't be bothered, so we'll just forget about it and carry on home"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# "The Nazis won't find the Ark without me"
"And even if they do, they'll all die when they open it.
I'm gonna stay here and have a nice cuppa."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Having been fired from my highly-paid job, and lost access to my materialistic lifestyle
I've had a think and decided to just try and make the best of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# "There goes another one."
"Open fire, you gunners could do with the target practice. And it's just an escape pod, no harm done."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# "Actually - I don't really mind the English"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# "Awww, to hell with it, you can have our Freedom too..."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# MIND THE PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# damn it, that's twice today.... *grabs mop*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# 2001: A space Odyssy
HAL - I'm sorry Dave I can't let you do that.

BOWMAN - unplugs HAL at wall, reboots

CUT TO screen shot - "restore factory settings - Y/N"

BOWMAN - selects "Y"

Credits roll.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# arf.
Star Wars.

These are not the Droids you are looking for

Yes they are, Now out of that Speeder Grandad...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# "Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"Nothing. I'm all right... Oh wait; fucksocks, I MISSED!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# "The Death Star plans are not in the ship's mainframe"
"Oh well, they must have deleted them. Let's go home"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# :D
I see dead people.

You're one of them, pal.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# "You know that pretty lady ... ?"
"Actually, that's a guy."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# "...actually, there's a bastard of a storm forecast. Probably best just stay in harbour for a few days and wait this one out"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# "I really do think that coffee table expresses my personality quite well.
"Material goods are ace."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# "What's that noise coming from outside the cabin on this dark, stormy night?"
"No idea. Let's stay put and keep the door locked."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# "You know what? I'd rather not bother with a stag party if you don't mind"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# "I've had it with missing this motherfucking plane!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# "You want the TRUTH?! Oh, OK, well, what happened was ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# "Blue pill, please"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# "Let's stay somewhere else - I don't like the look of this motel."
"OK then."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# "Sarah Connor?"
"She's at work. Here's the address."

and

"Let's not land here, they're probably all dead. Let's nuke the site from orbit."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# *grabs cat*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# aaahhhh! the moment I saw Bob's post, I thought "I must watch Lethal Weapon 3...."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Rene Russo FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hell yeah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Anyone else feel the need for red liquorice?
On that note....

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Now you come to mention it....
No :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Fruity? Nooo.
I like mine black, long and thin.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# *raises small pink umbrella, Wile-E-Coyote-fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# It's okay!
Microsoft wrote the software for the timer.

(Quirkafleeg We must perform one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# cant people just pull out the bit covered with nails?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)

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