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[challenge entry] Ali Bumaye
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I only know one thing about boxing
Never bet on the White Guy.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# *cough*Joe Calzaghe*cough*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# For some reason, I'm reminded of folded-over pizza.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# That's his father...
Joe Quatro Staggione with extra mushrooms
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom.
Extra Mushrooms...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# why did you have to mention food
mmm- Calzone....
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I think tonight I shall prepare my culinary hybrid
The Cantonese Calzone, mmmm delicious.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Check this out:
Menu

Edit: The Tre Gusti is wonderful.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# mmm - sounds gorgeous
if a tad expensive

did you get my rreply?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I did indeed.
I'll give the lad a prod later on to see what's occurring.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Deserts?
they sell deserts?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# That doesn't count
Everyone knows he's a Kodiak bear that some joker shaved.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# that makes sense
I thought the reason i couldn't understand what he was saying was because he's welsh and is almost certainly a bit brain-damaged.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Garrick ftw
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Ultimates..
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Colin Farrell as Bullseye
*facepalm*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Actually - I've just remembered the rest of the cast for that film.
*repeat facepalm*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Casting crew for potential reboot take note..
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I quite enjoyed that filum
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Ben Affleck was a bit of a problem, though...
to be fair.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
#
w h
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Float like a butterfly
Sting like kryptonite.

Kill him, Ali!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# YES .....
we can


(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# ^
with added WTF?!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# .
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
he's been interned
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
#
tintin, ten tintin, ten tintin tin
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Half a score Herge characters adorning a can
AICMFP
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# *awards all teh pointz*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
#
*POINTZ*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# gay Belgian boys in a can!
*buys 3*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# That'll be €107, please.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# oh no its happened again
she's going to kill me when I get home
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Fin de siécle?
For some reason?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Well,
No good reason...

;-)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# sickly you say?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# tin tin tin tin tin tin tin tin tin tin
can?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# *drum n' basses*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# bit tinny
needs better speakers
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# A bit like Hyde Park corner, then!!!!!!!!!!!
/satire lols
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# *fly-on-the-wall-harpsichords*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Maybe...
I'm not telling.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!
My childhood! Ruined for ever!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# sorry, heheheh
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# that's some nice tearage right there
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Any other treasured memories?
Ideally, ones we can ruin for you?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Ewwwwwww!
*tries to redress balance*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha oh fuck thats good
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
#
hahahaha
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Now
I want to see Tin-tin dancing the Can-can.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Well, off you go then! Get 'shopping - you've got 18 minutes.
:D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I was thinking rintintin
but had to filename :)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# filename gives nothing away...?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# *shoves*
Quiet, you!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Well it doesn't'
I'm confused
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# No change there, then...
;-)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# yes, well...
:|
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# *manhugs*
Only messing...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I *am* sorry.
I just had to have a break from ActionScript.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Ha!

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Yorkshire - English translation:
Y: Tin Tin Tin
E: It isn't in the tin
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ...and the Yorkshire drugs scourge of people grinding up Ecstasy tablets and rubbing them on the inside of their mouths...
.



wait for it...



E by gum
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
#
great adventures :)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Did you catch this one:
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Tintin.
Ten Tintins.
A Tin of ten Tintins.
Fin.


*claps*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Finally!!!!
\o/
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Worst
Haiku EVER.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh Err Matron (lick lick nom nom nom)

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# you actually have to do it in the shop
not photoshop it, because that defeats the object, gaawwd
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ??
This whole site is supposed to be about image processing, isn't it?
I mean, when we post an image, we're constantly reminded; 'Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up,' aren't we?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# youll do what you're told.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *ahem*
Go into a shop and rearrange objects to make it say something naughty. Take a photo. Thanks to Benny Tied To A Tree for this special bonus challenge idea. BTW: We don't expect this challenge to immediately get loads of entries so we'll probably leave it open for a while, and we'll still be running our normal photoshop compos. Have fun kids and don't get arrested
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# It's that 'don't get arrested' bit.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Except when it's about real things.
Get with the programme dude ;)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# kapow!
:D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# duh.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# an image that has missed the point of the brief?
sounds about right to me.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Yep.
Isn't the first won't be the last.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Yes, but at least
but at leastThe initials on the labels match the rest of the word on the labels and the contents of the jars. Some of the tesco photoshopped ones didn't even do that....
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# To redeem yourself
You must cut out the images and then go back to the supermarket and stick them to the spice jars and then take a pic which you must then post!

S
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Curses !
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha cool!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# ahahaha, nice one
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# nice work!
farm5.static.flickr.com/4059/4416517579_a3a1dccd3c_o.jpg
and this might be a little bit unsafe for work
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I've had her.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# in the pool?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Nah, right up my hot spot.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# bzzzzding
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
#
cracking stuff
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# haha!
I wonder why skeletor had such a thin looking face when the rest of him was so muscley.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# because he had no muscle
on his face, because its a skull ............
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# It's a skin condition, and he's very sensitive about it.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# that sort of thing can really effect your confidence.
I hope for his family's sake he seeks medical advice soon.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Leg ...... over
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!
*CLICK*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# The THING
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Disturbing...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# hahahah
this is ace!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# would
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# A Mac-hine gun?
You're disturbed.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# that pun puts the
McCart before the whores.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# bloody hell, that looks like something out of "the thing"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# still would
what the hell does that say about me
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# that you really have a thing for Macca?
:D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# that you need to be shot.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I'd so shop there.
Open this shop somewhere near me, it can sell anything as long as it has the name and look as above.
??????
Profit

/edit: Or just ninja that picture away so I look like a mental that shops inside people's textual representation of laughter.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Here:

It's not the WTF I was looking for, hence the ninja. (I did it for Christmas and never got chance to use it.)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Hurrah I look almost sane again.
Thanking you squire.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Pffft fucking hell

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hehe
very well done :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# fwap fwap
splut
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Goodness!
*fears*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Excellent!
I never really fancied Rose McGowan until I watched this.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# ::D
ha ha wtf? click
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Just because I had a bit of Inspirals on the headphones earlier...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# The Good, the Boon and the Ugly?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# That deserves a right old spanging that does.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# It's a fair cop...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
Inspirals were ace
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# It's like I read your mind 12 days after you'd voiced your thoughts on a public web forum.
Uncanny. How do I do it?

;)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Smug Poser
Extremely quick 'n' dirty, I didn't have the props, nor the time to faff about with clothes and hair etc. but if anyone wants to develop it further than you're more than welcome to GAZ me for the file.

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Props you say...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# That's more like
a clothes prop
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# quick and dirty
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I should be writing my dissertation
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# needs some juice and croissantage
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# hahah, looks like that Paddy McGuinness chap
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# But a good bit funnier
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# 'Tasteful' nude done in Poser


Click for bigger (41 kb)


SFW, surely? I mean, it's art!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# *adblocks*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# :D
My one man bandwagon of wartime posters for this compo kind of peaked out at 2...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# It's really very difficult to find an image of Carry On-era Kenneth Williams not pulling a silly face.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I would have thopught so, given that such was his prime purpose of the age.
Don't know where civilisation would be without the Sid James guffaw or the Kenneth Williams mugging...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
In other news:

My mate is currently watching them there hollywood types filming Burke and Hare at Somerset House.

Pegg and Sirkis, togther at last!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# They were filming the Edinburgh scenes a few weeks ago
Didn't get to see them though.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# They filmed a chunk of that there Sherlock Holmes round our way last year.
It wasn't very exciting.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I saw Clive Anderson walking along on the other side of the street to me, once.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Fame, man, who needs it?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# He's a lot taller than he looks on telly
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# That's familiar!
Fred (B-52's) Schneider on top?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# HEADSWAP!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
just looks like she's taken her Mum out for the day
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha! ^ This!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# or scary spice
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Decisions, decisions
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# when you getting started with it?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Took me a minute
To work out what you had changed!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I'm confused now
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# If you want my body,
and you think I'm
oh sorry a bit of sick came up in my mouth
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# It amazes me how a man
who looks like an uglier Jimmy Saville has so much success with women. I suppose it gives hope to ugly men everywhere.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# do you mean the millionaire rock star celebrity Rod Stewart?
yes its hard to see what women see in him
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha Mrs Merton FTW!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# this
great line
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Rod Stewart or Paul Daniels?
Tough gig.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yes, I realise he's minted, but jesus, he looks like he fell in a cement mixer filled with ugly sticks.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Hello, I'm Rod Stewart..
Oh. ....you're rich, aren't you?

*smiles*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# i bet her parents were thrilled when she brought him home to meet them
"ive got a new boyfriend. He's 40 years older than me and he's got 15 kids with 15 different women but he did write 'hot legs'."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# .
"i bet her parents were thrilled younger than Rod when she brought him home to meet them"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# haha!
Every parent's nightmare. Or at least those parents who have young leggy blonde children.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# that's why Fritzl kept his in the basement
she should thank him really
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# At this stage,
I reckon the older, the more thrilled. If you see where I'm going...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# i know he probably hasnt lead the healthiest of lives
but he is stinking rich and it's amazing what medical science can do these days. I reckon he's got at least another 30 years in him. Especially if he keeps having sex with 6 foot tall stunnas. That's got to be good for you hasnt it?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Jeez,
I'm doomed.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Peanut smuggler
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# funny, the weather doesn't look that cold...
CAREFUL! You'll put someone's eye out with those things!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# somehow
i almost don't believe you actually switched their heads
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
#
hahaha
do ya think I'm sexy do ya want ma body
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I think I need the toilet
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I'd do it if Rod took his false teeth out
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Isn't that Liz Macdonald From Corrie?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I thought it was Mel B from Bo Selecta...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# this was a complete bastard to do, as you can see by the clone/smudge mess on rods sexy shoulders
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I just thought that was shoulder cancer
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# did i just say it's a cloning mess? i meant shoulder cancer...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Jeremy paxman has let himself go
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Having a quick smurf
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# What the smurf?!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# all over her wobbly smurfin' smurfs
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahhahahahahah!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha!
Donnie Darko:"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# at half-one in the afternoon?
job shy layabout
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# jesus, hahaha
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
#
Avawank :)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
#
Should be fp'd for this comment alone
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:14, archived)
# This one has a happy ending.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Yay for "blue movies"
though I don't want to know the state of those sheets in the morning. ick.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Pop a smurf...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Dirty blue bugger!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Have i got this right?


The Green Torch.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# The Green Fleshlight?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I think you actually need to wash it out after you use it.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# it's probably Swarfega
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# doesn't it have little removable bags like a hoover?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Nah you pop it out and put it in the dishwasher
apparently
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# *patents Fleshlight hoover attachement*
*Manufactures*
*Sells*
*Profits*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# eww
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Yay!
May I park this here:

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# hahah
brilliant! :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# the green lantern lol you could compo that
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I did, the other night
the other nightbut there was hardly anybody around to see it :)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Han decides to shoot first...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# "The mighty Jabba asks WHY he must pay fifty thousand for this oscar?"
"Ya-tay, ya-tay, yo-to!"
"Because he'll offer it to James Cameron for Avatar!"

top shop, sir!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# top shop sir
I like this
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The unexplained...

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# arf :)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Cryptozoologiwoos!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Clickety
Click.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# That's the way to do it!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
silliness :D

*clicks*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Now that's the way to do it
♪Funny Man, Funny Man, he's cheeky and he's cruel...♫
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
Bad! wrong!

Though is it wrong to say Rhona Cameron was quite fit dressed like Selma from Scooby Doo?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Thelma Fudd... mmmm
"Duck!"
One of my favourite films. And not just because of her.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# How? Why?
I thought it was fucking abysmal
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You have no taste and just don't get it!
A homicidal Mr. Punch demon inventively offing those who would intrude upon his mansion?
Christopher Lee?

What could be better?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Sadly
Chris Lee is no longer a sign of quality, certainly in the 80s and 90s anyhoo...

Squeezing in an extended cameo in between Death Train and Police Academy 7...pfft

And the songs! My god, the songs!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Are you forgetting "The Return of Captain Invincible" (1983)?
In which he showed off his awesome singing voice?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# see, now that is a quality piece of entertainment
if a little too self-concious

sorry, I've got all film buff serious

I'll stop now
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Better? "Casper the Friendly Ghost"
or "Land Before Time 28: They're Still Not Fucking Extinct Yet"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Or Velma even
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Her too
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *bans for promoting domestic abuse to children*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# *domestically abuses*
not my fault, guv
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# ha! :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
tres bon
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Aww.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *cries*
Here, I'll help.
*steals doughnut*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Meanie!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I call it "Removing temptation"
Doughnuts are bad for unicorns anyway. They go all hyperactive from the E-numbers.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Sad now...
but I like it - I'd even put a ring on it.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# nooooooooooo!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# follow your dreams, unicorn
follow your dreams ;_;
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# haha
I'm gunna go an do a cheeky TJ question

How did you center the main content on your profile page? I'm trying to using the BPMA but it sticks to the left all the time even if I center the text.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# All the unicorn needs to do is find a low-hanging Y shaped branch
and, er ... slide it's horn into it with the doughnut above, then bend at the knees. The doughnut will come off, and fall through the gap onto the floor, whence the unicorn can eat said doughnut.

Duh.

God - unicorns are well fick innit.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# just like 'em forrins
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# And wimmins.
Next thing you know they'll be wanting the vote.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# a good beating never hurt anyone
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# You just like the idea of unicorns going on their knees
rubbing their horns gently in Y shaped furrows.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You make that sound like a bad thing.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# aaw :(
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# s'why
they're extinct...this and natural predators
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# smashing
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# CLICKS HARRRD
Poor bugger.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Someone watched the same TV programme I watched sometime within the last few days
The name and content of which escapes me now.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# yes
I recall reading or hearing about putting a doughnut on a unicorn's horn recently. Can't recall if it was TV, b3ta or something else. I don't watch much TV so I'm thinking it was something on b3ta.

Or more likely, it was because I was reading the TDP archive the other day.... comic.matazone.co.uk/2010/03/05/unicorn-vexing/
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Not So Serious Cavalier
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
If ever I reach puberty, I shall have a green moustache.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I have a massive beard at the moment.
Green full beard might be an option
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Nasty shaving accident he's had there...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# wilkinson sword protective bars my arse
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I'm playing with Poser
Though I've not yet started on how to do textures, lighting etc., just creating poses.

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Tip: find ambient occlusion and turn it on.
That ought to sort the lighting out.
Hmm, it would be cool to make some posable memes.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ^ This.
to add to the b3ta meme database for novice photoshop users like me to use in cut'n'paste jobbies :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# ^this
I'm going to have a go at developing that idea.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# would
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I can see her pants.
I like this.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I deliberately did that
to appeal to B3tans
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Tip: user Poser 8
and use IDL. Turn ambient occlusion OFF.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Oh ah
I've never used Poser, my advice was just based on googling to see if it had ambient occlusion or not. What's IDL stand for?
...indirect lighting, eh. Sounds good.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Iraqi Death Lions
I wouldn't turn it on
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I dunno, many pictures could be improved with a few Iraqi Death Lions.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# It is Poser 8
I shall investigate the ambient occlusion thingy. For 3D software, it's nowhere near as catered for as other software in the tutorials resources.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Ambient Occlusion
(AO)is a way of faking shadows cheaply - and by cheap I mean in terms of rendering resources. It's not great in Poser, frankly.

IDL (InDirect Light) is their slightly more expensive (resources again) take on GI (Global Illumination) which is more 'real' insofar as it attempts to replicate what actual photons do. If you use IDL, the render engine will automatically turn off AO as they are not compatible.

Set up correctly, IDL will give you results an order of magnitude better than AO. The only reason for using the latter would be for animations, where, used with IBL (not IDL), it's 'good enough'.

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# It would appear that
Her new Brad Pitt Playdoll had been delivered unwrapped inflated and used by her next-door neighbour.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# the new IM SORRY I RAN OVER YOUR CHILD
Sims expansion pack was not a great seller
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# however, the 'honey I killed another hooker, and I need your help' expansion pack was a success
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Mrs Drew reacts in a similar way when I bring home a copse
...tho she doesn't show me her knickers.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Meet Fran the Bog Goblin. A little guy I'm animating at the minute.

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I like him
nice work on the eyes
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# TJ for Forbes:
I mades an image challenge suggestion based on your filum poster :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Dear Mr WB
Consider it clicked.

:)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# ooh lovely
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# God's teeth, that's one determined stride
*gets out of way*
Also: Woo!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Aww lookit his
snaggletooth! Fran's a lil cutie I look forward to seeing some of his adventures :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# He's ace!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# far too awesome! *click!!*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# he's fab :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha...howdy Fran
:D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
#
walking with intention , nice
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# haahaha
amazing i'nt he cute
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# :)
Goes well with Propane nightmares by Pendulum
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# *Presses the "Disarm" button*
heheheh :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# You've just inspired me to write a screenplay, "The Anti-climax"
about a gentleman going around defusing tense situations before they have a chance to develop into dramatic conflicts.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# "we thought a huge asteroid was going to hit the earth, but it was just a coffee mark on the screen. No need to worry!"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# "An intern has destroyed the paperwork for our peace treaty with North Korea!"
"Nevermind, I'll have the office fax over another copy"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# 2012
We thought the Earth was heating up, but Billy here -*drags in red faced Prankster* had just dropped an industrial sized heating element into the water tanks....
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# "'Mother' has picked up a distress call on a nearby planet, but I can't be bothered, so we'll just forget about it and carry on home"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# "The Nazis won't find the Ark without me"
"And even if they do, they'll all die when they open it.
I'm gonna stay here and have a nice cuppa."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Having been fired from my highly-paid job, and lost access to my materialistic lifestyle
I've had a think and decided to just try and make the best of it.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# "There goes another one."
"Open fire, you gunners could do with the target practice. And it's just an escape pod, no harm done."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# "Actually - I don't really mind the English"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# "Awww, to hell with it, you can have our Freedom too..."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# MIND THE PISS.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# damn it, that's twice today.... *grabs mop*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# 2001: A space Odyssy
HAL - I'm sorry Dave I can't let you do that.

BOWMAN - unplugs HAL at wall, reboots

CUT TO screen shot - "restore factory settings - Y/N"

BOWMAN - selects "Y"

Credits roll.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# arf.
Star Wars.

These are not the Droids you are looking for

Yes they are, Now out of that Speeder Grandad...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# "Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"Nothing. I'm all right... Oh wait; fucksocks, I MISSED!"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# "The Death Star plans are not in the ship's mainframe"
"Oh well, they must have deleted them. Let's go home"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# :D
I see dead people.

You're one of them, pal.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# "You know that pretty lady ... ?"
"Actually, that's a guy."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# "...actually, there's a bastard of a storm forecast. Probably best just stay in harbour for a few days and wait this one out"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# "I really do think that coffee table expresses my personality quite well.
"Material goods are ace."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# "What's that noise coming from outside the cabin on this dark, stormy night?"
"No idea. Let's stay put and keep the door locked."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# "You know what? I'd rather not bother with a stag party if you don't mind"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# gay
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# "I've had it with missing this motherfucking plane!"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# "You want the TRUTH?! Oh, OK, well, what happened was ... "
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# "Blue pill, please"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# "Let's stay somewhere else - I don't like the look of this motel."
"OK then."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# "Sarah Connor?"
"She's at work. Here's the address."

and

"Let's not land here, they're probably all dead. Let's nuke the site from orbit."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# *grabs cat*
*runs*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# aaahhhh! the moment I saw Bob's post, I thought "I must watch Lethal Weapon 3...."
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Rene Russo FTW!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hell yeah! :D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Anyone else feel the need for red liquorice?
On that note....

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Now you come to mention it....
No :)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Fruity? Nooo.
I like mine black, long and thin.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# *raises small pink umbrella, Wile-E-Coyote-fashion*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# It's okay!
Microsoft wrote the software for the timer.

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# cant people just pull out the bit covered with nails?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)

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