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# . . .
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Auuurrgghhh!
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# *Summons the Lord of Spanging for D12+6 damage*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# oh my god
/desperately tries to think of a LOTR/tyre pun. fails!*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahahaa... and yet why should I... it's all your fault!... *Spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# that's gaugeous!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# It was hard to meter the response...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# That pun's a bit flat
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I was a bit tyred :(
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Oh GOD

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Christ
that stings
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# You bad man!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# ooof... fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I need a bigger frying pan...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] According to Viz & Clarkson
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hehe
but you forgot 'throwing a bottle of piss out of the window'
which cats don't tend to do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Yeah they do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# ha ha
I always wanted to be a lorry driver but then I have always wanted to lay a new patio every few month too
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# >--<
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# 'lay a new patio'
Is that colourful metaphor for taking a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# If that's the case....
....break out the laxative!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# It's Hammertime!

(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# hehe
have a very old one...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Hammertime!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# hahah! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Formulating retort.

Beep beep beep beep beep.
Message ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# hahah! perfect expression!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Catch it?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I used to drive a lorry.
I can confirm that this was largely how I spent my days.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# yay for Laurie Driver :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# The lads share a joke ahead of the live debate...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha superb!
and as I said too early this morning. They will be watching...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Ta Griffy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Oh, my word...
Compo for PM!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Pssst..
...any news sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# not as yet, no...
still waiting.

*taps fingers on desk nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# ha ha brilliant
Put Brown in the bathtub...eww
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha... perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# That fits perfectly
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Ta Maiden!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
#
instaclick
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Oo bless you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# This be full of Ace
Brown as Compo FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha top shoppery!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
And all you smashers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# That does it!
You're going to gay camp!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I want one! :o
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# =^_^=
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# awwwww, hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# FLUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# YAY!
See that, JJ? THAT's a cat with tits. Six of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
LOVE YOU VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY MUCH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Why send him to gay camp isn't he camp enough already?
Fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10016077
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Well....
That's me "sexed up" for the rest of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Think this is true anyway


(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Cheesy Ritz or original Ritz?
both rate highly on the OmNomNom scale
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Carr's Cheese Melts ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# here's a question
why do they always put Digestive biscuits in a cheese cracker selection?

I mean what's that all about?* to be said in a shit observational comedy stylee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# If i was American I'd be laughing like fuck now.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# it's OK
there's a laughter track
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# It's just wrong.
They are designed solely for dunking in tea, and are not multi-function biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Ooooh no
the sweet digestiveness can complement the savory cheeseeness
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# actually I have tried it with stilton
but am not 100% convinced

I do like dunking digestives in whisky though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I think we can all agree the Hovis biscuit although an anomaly
is fucking mega
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# ^ this is true.
nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# oh yes
with a lovely mature cheeddar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# they generally get transferred from the cheese cracker box to the biscuit barrel in this house
we are not weirdos
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I highly approve of this methodology.
Also, for the fact you have a biscuit barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# it rarely has anything more than crumbs in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Original I'm afraid
The way the moon was born out of the collision of the Earth and another heavenly body meant the cheese and cracker were separated in the resulting fireball never to reform until Buzz Aldrin mushed the two together on his first moon walk to create the Cheesy Ritz.

And that's a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah well....you can prove anything with facts.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# so is Venus made out of TUC biscuits then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Yes and the ring around Saturn are actually crumbs from a cheese and cocktail party held on Jupiter
This is why Saturn and Jupiter no longer speak to one another
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# it all starts making sense now
Mercury is made of twiglets
and Uranus is a big cheese football*

*badum-and-may-I-even-suggest-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# woo :P

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# surely these should be water biscuits made by Carrs?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Oh, political.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Twitter currently has a #nickcleggsfault
My favourite so far is "Nick Clegg fathered Jedward".
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# piss but I don't care
I'm enjoying this election
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Miiiiiiind-
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# I miss mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# We should make this a comeback, I think.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Back this we a should think I, come!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# We should make this a comeback I think
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND-
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I see what you did there.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# indeed
this link again!: search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nickcleggsfault
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Yes, that.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I thought Michael Caine was Tory?
Those campaign pictures highlight the lengths they will go to...
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# he's been a Tory since the 70s
when labour put his taxes up to 90% and he fucked off to the Bahamas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Oh Yeah!
And to make Jaws The Revenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Class movie....
nearly as good The Swarm
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# see also
The Fail

I can honestly say, I don't think I've ever seen anything like it.

Attacking Blair and Brown is fair enough since they were PM. You're meant to question their judgement.
THIS is just a plain and simple, good old fashioned hatchet job.

Why not put this effort into smearing UKIP or BNP, or even, the Mail's least faves, the Greens?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It's the kind of bile they usually reserve
for attacking the German football team if they get into the world cup.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# That's pretty bad,
even for the Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# The Daily Mail is incredible,
bless its heart.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# What gets me is
last Friday their comments sectionw as filled with people saying thinghs like "he actually surprised me", "he certainly came across best".

Following a week of smears it's now "ah, showing your true colours now", "he's the worst of ALL of them".

It just proves that people get their political views from the media, rather than what they actually find out for themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I was going to take a screencap of the Daily Mail
and post it on here and ask what on Earth -- then found you already had. Good work. :)

They're bricking it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# sadly... it appears to be working
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# :( What can we do?
The most vocal people are, on the whole, both dumb and uncaring.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# This is a good piece by former Sun editor
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/18/clegg-media-elite-murdoch-lib-dem
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Truly terrifying
Wake up sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# This may help shed some light
Whoops. Me and emvee on the same page there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# This might be of some interest
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/18/clegg-media-elite-murdoch-lib-dem
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I piss in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# well, i was doing it deliberately
but i don't know if that means something more disgusting so i won't follow that train of thought
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# her face is unshoppable


Click for bigger (188 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Mine's the one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# she could easily cope with a few at a time I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *Adblock*
(due more to the Liverpool colours than anything else)

TJ Anybody know what the process is these days for the 3 Red Lights Of Death on a 360? My trusty machine gave up the ghost last night.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Current legislation has it that you must buy a Wii.
*double checks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
#
Call xbox support, might still be covered by the extended warranty
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# how long have you had the console?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# 'kin ages. And it was second hand. I don't think any sort of warranty is in effect.
I didn't know if it was such an acknowledged fault with the machine that M$ repaired them out of hand...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# hmmm, sounds like you'll have to take it/send it to some one that will repair it for a fee....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# there's a firm in Birmingham who fix them for free (they charge M$)
and will do an optional fan upgrade for £15

Mrs S has sent 2 to them - they are very good and quick - excellent customer service too - will get details for you

edit: cd24-7.co.uk/ - recommended Xbox fixer A++++++++would sent broken consoles to them again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# ooh, griffy, could you send that to me too...
*just awaiting the day mine burns out*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It's Nick Clegg's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Yeah I heard that...
Why do I not like the look of these guys? www.repairmanchester.co.uk/

...and less of the Manchester bashing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# haha don't know
is it the use of marquee tags?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Those CD24-7 people look good though - ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Good Lord!
Less of a bra, more like two teams of pall-bearers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha....
*files that one away for future use*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# A definite *click*
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# USERNAME AWARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Aw shucks
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# except now I have trolololo in my head
*retracts award*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# My sincerest meme-like apologies
If it makes it any easier, it is now stuck in my head too
Altogether now.....TROLOLOLOLOLOLO
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# as you have removed the curse
you can have the award back.
TREASURE IT ALWAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I used to have my own business based from home
as a result I would rarely have visitors come to see me, but one day I did
during discussions about possible joint ventures, my cat came in and did that.
It had never done it before and never did it again.
the guy who had come to meet me didn't stop laughing for half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Your cat's a tory?
Smash it with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# it's probably dead by now
Ex wife got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# nice kitty
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Errrr....
...I broke your cat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# a bit of PVA should fix that right up.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# or just mount it on a plaque
and tell stories of how you bagged the blighter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# "Be vewy, vewy quwiet! I'm huntin' tabbys! "
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hahahahahahah! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# hahahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# that dog could sell me anything
'Ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha! Ace!
ALSO: Is it just me, or is the Daily Fail absolutely shitting itself over Nick Clegg?

Clegg in Nazi slur on UK

and then further down



That's it readers, make up your own minds
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# check out
search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nickcleggsfault
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# can't sadly
work blocks twitter, despite encouraging us to check out the company twitter feed!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# This was on sky news on tuesday night too...

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# And I thought 34% was more than 31%
What a delightfully non biased graph.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# haha brilliant
notice they made the 34% bar thicker so that they can say "but OBVIOUSLY the graph's accurate since OBVIOUSLY it takes up more screen space some of which is behind the guy's head"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Its not thicker
I measured it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# really??
looks it.

they don't even have that excuse then, the pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Genius
well done Sky
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# brilliant
I blame Nick Clegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Little bit of wee came out
hahhhahhhhahhhahhhahhhahhahhhahhahhhahhhahhhahhhahhha
Clicks hard
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# ^ this :D
(herman:D, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# a trifecta of lol
the dog scooting his arse
the political message
the woman's face at the end

*click*
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I swear
i didnt know dogs could perform perfect fonts with their bottoms
(haffy, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Morning B3ta Peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I would've shopped the "I" and cheese spurt? But great non-the-less
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Are you suggesting the Pope has a processed cheese-like substitute flavoured cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# he smears it on like lube
why do you think Catholics use incense. it's to cover the smell of the Dairylea!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# by 'kids' I assume he means 'children locked up in catholic boarding schools by parents who should have known better'
by 'anything' he means 'anything'
and by 'for the taste of' he means 'due to the fear instilled within them'
and by 'dairylea' he means 'paedophilic monsters'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
#

Click for biggerer (1.3mb)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Arf! Nothing like a blowout to relieve stress.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# hehehehehhe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha :)
cue Barb/Herman :D (delete as applicable) with the Obi-Wan gif.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Mind if I park this here?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Poor Buemi
but also hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a schooner!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAA! YOU DUMB BASTARD!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# hahahahhaahhaha!
*offers to shake hand*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!
I could never 'do' these things
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I never could until my sister got me a book of them for my 26th birthday
I learnt how to do them through sheer bloody-mindedness, I think.

OTOH, those cunts who post two identical pictures side-by-side can fuck off. Those things really don't work.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# whenever I have tried the two image things on herre, the 3d always comes out reversed for me...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Switch your eyes round...
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Looks more like a moth or somewhat to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# could be a boat going through a canyon
with a really big reflection beneath it?

or a moth.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# It doesn't look at all like a boat.
It's a moth or possibly a bat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Its looks a little like a cross between a Pipistrelle and Cthulhu
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# could be an angel reading a book
peering close to it it's got hands (or perhaps antennae) holding what looks like a book.

needs a click for bigger!



edit: it's wearing a dress and it's got little feet, and its face looks like a horrible gutted burned-out ruin of insectine horror. i agree, it's probably cthulu, dressed as a schoolgirl, wearing angel wings, singing a hymn from a book.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# put the tippex down
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I do NOT sniff tippex
It's far too good for that. Tippex is for quaffing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Yeah, that looks about right.
Odd halo though. Possibly a thistle angel.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# That's not a halo
I don't know what it is and I don't want to know what it is. My sleep's disturbed enough.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# possibly a stylised thistle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# that doesn't look like a one-to-one function
that's both one-to-many and many-to-one. i've no idea what mathematicians call that kind of function but i think "a total cunt" is good enough for me.

needs a click for bigger. :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# it's not a schooner it's a sailboat!
Actually its an angel reading a hymn sheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# close
"it's probably cthulu, dressed as a schoolgirl, wearing angel wings, singing a hymn from a book."

I think you just lost your soul.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I'll make it easier for you....

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Much clearer, thanks
Also I found a bigger version.

library.thinkquest.org/C0115521/images/3dstereograms/Christmas_Angel.jpg

It still looks like Cthulu in a schoolgirl's outfit, wearing angel wings.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Is it some big-titted mermaids doing that lesbian shit?
(Lapin, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Hee!
One of my favourite lines, along with:

"I'll fuck this bitch. I'll fuck that bitch. I'll fuck anything that moves!"
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Looks rather like a dragon to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# The eyes give it away
and the wings - I see a bat.

Or does everyone in on the joke see a bat and I was just the first dumb ass to give it away?

If so, apologies.
(karnuvap, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this a couple of years ago...
...and submitted it to www.ratemynetworkdiagram.com

...they didn't accept it!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry]


[based on a genuine police infographic]
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# This does not apply to fit female bosses!
In which case example 3 is actually the most acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# so you'd like to see your female boss
slap her cock out on the table?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Only as a motivational tool.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# in a kind of
"I want that report on my desk by 2pm or I'm gonna shove my she-dick up your arse and fuck you while you type it" kind of motivation?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I didn't think this through did I?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# maybe its my fault
never had a lesbo boss perv me up yet so went traditional
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# however this is an avenue worth investigating
if only for amusement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I've drunk from the furry cup before
but never my boss's.....

:D

'nings by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nings
BRB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# You should be sure to include it in any further CV's / Cover letters.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Dear Madam
I would like to apply for the following job and offer up my muff as proof of my never ending commitment to you and your company.

Yours
Ms C Freddy
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I am willing to start on a salary of 22K...
..or 12k if my boss is an attractive female with a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# subconciously, yes. yes you did
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# heh!
what was the original trying to portray?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# :D
Flint Police cracking down on cracks.

dd.dynamicdiagrams.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/saggychart0709.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# haha
as much as I think this style is hilarious and ridiculous, trying to criminalise it it is pretty pointless and Orwellian

also - I love the fact that the man is blue
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# unless you've ever followed a 19 year old with his boxers showing
on the tube escalator.

Face/arse situation is not nice.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# that's when you should 'acidentally' spill your hot coffee down his crack
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# oooo never thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# christ, I'm seeing this more an more on the Underground...
How the hell they don't trip up more, I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# shame they don't get their saggy trousers caught up in the escalator
like in a 1970s public information film type way

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zirp59zm1qE

edit - that's not the one I thought it was - I was expecting the old man pulling the ripped doll out of the escalator
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# hahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Police academy 1A
How to remove police issue trousers
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a graph
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# compo says infographic or flow chart so you're fine
I say wooo!

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# You missed the..
"Why the hell are they replying to that and not mine" circle..

Otherwise 9/10 for accuracy :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Excellent point.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
If ever there was a repost opportunity...


That reminds me... it's probably getting near that time again... they're practically falling off my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Deserves its own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
#
Soz for dumping it in yours...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I have an excuse for breaking the men cycle
since I have such hilariously oversized feet, if I see a pair that fit in the sale, I'll buy then whether i need them or not, just because I don't know the next time I'll find a pair that fit (I can never find any when I need them)
I have almost as many pairs as the missus. Almost.

And, no, I'm not paying High and Mighty prices, because they are clearly profiteering from the misfortune of the afflicted.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# size?
inevitable follow up question?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# drags on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# haha
it needs its own shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# officially 13 1/2
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# wow!
my mum's friends grandson is 13 years old. he is 19 stone, 6 foot 9 and size 17 shoes.

he plays rugby
very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# size 17 is just a cruel cruel joke
especially at that age
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# It's not true what they say about men with big feet..
If it was, I'd have to wear size 14 instead of size 9..

(may contain traces of OldButGoodJoke)
(syllopsium, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# They... call... him... Flipper :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Here yah go :D!
www.clownsoport.com/
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
get yourself a fall-apart car while you are there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I've had my eye on this place
www.grandshoes.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# still pretty shocking prices
£63 for Adidas sambas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# ^ this is true.
Mr Scaramanga is especially well endowed.

*leaves inevitable double-entendre flapping in the breeze*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# the cheques in the post
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# This applies for all clothing
I'm 6 foot 5 and have size 16 feet. When I see something that fits, I feel inclined to buy it simply because I don't often see things that fit, and I don't know when I'll need them.

Especially shoes, but also shirts.
(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Kinda like...
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# have you ever had the shoe sales person show your old shoes to their colleague because they've never seen shoes get so bad they're literally falling apart?
.
I have....
.
Twice...
.
Well you do kinda have to get new ones when your current ones aren't puddle-proof anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:28, archived)
# I've had shoes so knackered the cobbler refused to mend them.
Not quite falling apart at the seams, but they had a hole in the sole through which you could fit most of your hand.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] This isn't a graph either


Errr... not meant to be for you. Just something not worthy of it's own thread.

Actually now I think of it it is for you. How dare you judge me. FUCK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Can't I just jump to "Step 6"?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# You missed "Read abusive replies to Legless"
otherwise perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Have you
been spying on me?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Mye eyes have gone funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# haha and ouch!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# poor prodg :(
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha
can't wait for someone to animate this*


*hopes no one does
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# *squint*
*asplod*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Are they moving?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# That sure looks like one to me
I hate migraines, they hurt, I puke, I can't see, I become a mong!

They do look a bit like that though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Say 'Cheese' dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# haha
looks like John Kerry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# shopped pics only
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Well at least he's in a better mood than normal! :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Bah! Bumhug!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I've used that face before!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Lovely sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# compo it!
hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Can't see what you've shopped here? ;)
Haha, excellent again Ninj *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Cheers Q!
And ning! all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Fabulous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Any news yet?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# His most dangerous mission ever...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# hahahhahaha!
ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# pffft....
Us geeks in the know knew this was going to happen last week.
They're saving it for 2012
Shame Mendes has jumped ship though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I don't mind who directs it, so long as they stop trying to make "bourne" movie clones.
I want to see a proper 007 movie.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# ^this
plus more puns. What's a bond movie without puns?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# gadgets/Q branch, the evil genius lair, plots threatening to destroy the world etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# don't forget bikini-clad girls with silly names
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# well that goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
#
I agree. Having missed the brosnan era, I was so disappointed with the craig eps - I want to see them pop up to the moon again - or maybe even mars!

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# oh, I don;t want to see it getting too silly (ok, I do really like moonraker) but it just needs some of the old Bond magic back again.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# exactly, it's not hard is it?
just stick to the fucking formula. Also, bring back blofeld, havent seen him in a while.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# mmmm... I know what you're saying
but Austin powers did a fairly good job of making that all seem ridiculous.

I think Brosnan's films (however much I may detest him) did a fairly good job of combinign the two (Goldeneye especially).

QoS went far too far in the wrong direction and as a result was VERY dissapoitning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Tbh, I read the books (well most of them) ,
And I like the Connery/Craig approach.
I want Bond to look like he could give you a good thrashing.

I do miss the slight silliness though, but i hope it never goes back to the Moore level of it...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# i reckon roger moore has still got another bond in him.
it cant be more ridiculous than View to a Kill
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I watched For Your Eyes Only at the weekend
tahat is the great forgotten Bond film.

Moore is excellent in that, and it's got some, still superb, action
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# And, of course, it has the Cuban hitman, Hector Gonzales.
Worth it for that alone.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Walther PPK
standard issue... British Secret Service.
License to kill....*pause*... or be killed. Take him away!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# i agree up to a point
but austin powers was a parody of something that was already quite good at taking the piss out of itself. That's all gone now, it takes itself far too seriously.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# but that type of Bond wont do as well...
plus, audiences are more like youTube commenters these days - expecting realism. The cold war meant that people could dispense belief in a war-mongering, all-powerful evil genius.

Plus, the modern world can pretty much give us most gadgets Bond had in previous movies.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# but they have just made it all so sterile....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I totally agree...
I just think there's a fine line... It could end up turning into Never Say Never Again.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# *shudders*
Die another day took it too far as well.

The last bond film to get it right was GoldenEye.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Die another day everyone agrees was dreadful
it was also, at the time, the most succesfful Bond film ever.

Go figure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# nah... The World Is Not Enough is my favourite Bond of recent years
mainly due to the French bird... and the opening sequence

Sophie Marceau... yum
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# the thing I hate most is Bond falling love
bleurgh!!!

If I want that stuff, I'll watch a chick flick.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# you see... the thing about that is... it shapes the character
he loved and was betrayed, which explains his misogynist attitude to women. It's a necessary evil
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# what hubare said
but he didn't even get a shag in the last one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# The action sequences should stay (hard-hitting and gritty)
and I like the fact that Bond kicking seven bells out of a 7th henchman is more believable with Craig in place.

But I think it needs to pull back the seriousness and add a bit more humour.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# hehe
this picture is 99% identical to the one below with the shopping bag being carried in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# haha
and mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# haha
im pretty sure that neither of those lady's bits are as tidy as you represent them
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
......should I be worried if I find that arousing ?
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# no
but I am starting to wonder what the brown bit is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# it's what happens when you pot the brown before the pink :(
then she gets nasty diseases and doesn't talk to you again
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I smell bitter experience here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Fortunately not
I always keep a tub of turpentine handy to dip into before those spur of the moment exchanges.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Nicely Joe!
...and may I add a "Jolly well done sir" with my *Click*?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# that, sir, is fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# With credit to the great Portadown News who did this years ago.
(CH88, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# They are if you only label 2 axes
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] 3D graphs are dangerous to climb on
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh. Controversy.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
#
needs more tibetan book of the dead

ps Nicely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I like this
So true
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)

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