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# Ladies and Gentlemen, my fellow B3tans, Tuesday Noobs, welcome one and all!



You are all invited to the exclusive showing of our new b3ta video for the song 'Sound Of Science', now premiering on /links, and soon to be seen all over the world on't Youtube!

www.b3ta.com/links/The_Sound_of_Science:3 is the final link! Sorry for all the other stuff...

*edit* or it might be when he's noticed the cock up... *sigh*

Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Can I sit next to Gemma Arterton?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Only...
if I can sit next to Sir Ian McKellen!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Is that a non-photoshopped image of a red carpet?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
# It took a fair bit of work to get that fecker transparent but leave the shadows
so, no...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Ha ha.
www.b3ta.com/board/10217066
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Aye...
some people there's no pleasing 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Ooh, I've been looking forward to this *rustles popcorn*
If anyone wants a quick four-minute vid to watch as a trailer before the main feature, I'm pimping this all week:
b3ta.com/links/The_Mayor_of_Londons_Press_Conference
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# If these people are b3tans, I'd very much like to meet the reporter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the mayor is one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:17, archived)
# I'm not up on the who's who of b3ta. Is it you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# It's the Ginger Führer
The internet's Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Thank you, emvee.
Never knew what he looked like, til now..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
# UNSHOPPED PIC FROM THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE
CUUUNNNNTTT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I'd say some work has gone into the transparency aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I'd say some work has gone into YOUR MUM
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Tell me about it.
She's practically made of spunk these days.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Then I take back my previous coment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Um, not the same pic
and, y'know, not the point, really...

but I guess we gotta keep ya'all entertained while we wait.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
# no I prefer this one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
It must have been HARDER to include that as a background, you nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Don't underestimate the power of the magic wand, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I tried that first but the shadows and whiteness of the metal confused it terribly,
so instead just re-did the carpet as a separate layer, faded out the background and picked out the rest by hand just by painting white behind it so it was a tad more solid.

Bit of a cheat but worked alright I thunk.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Wait a minute I need a poo
edit: okay back
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Settle in and watch the ads, we've just spotted a small mistake that needs a correction in teh credits,
but it should be up by approx 10:30 no worries...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Buys large Coke & hotdog.
Receives no change from a tenner.

Thanks for the heads-up, Wil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:01, archived)
# No probs...
hopefully won't be long, but man, for such a relatively simple thing, we have had some bloody annoying technical fuckups, GIFs that won't run to the same speed causing timing problems, teh interwebs dropping out during our 'meetings' and when sending files across, GAH!

It really shouldn't be this hard...

Last minute tweak is just occurring now as he woke up and remembered he'd forgotten some credits for the pics, silly billy, but sorting it now, technology permitting like.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
# *standing ovation*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I'd wait till you've seen it yet!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:25, archived)
# *has seen early test-screening*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
no comment...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Pa paa pa paaaa pa paaa pa paaa pa pa pa. Pa paa pa paaa.
Pass the Kiora.

It's too orangey for crows.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:30, archived)
# waiting is the best part
*contains lies
EDIT : very good : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Hahah terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# For your enjoyment.
b3ta.com/links/The_Sound_of_Science:3
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Are you SURE!?
You'd best change the setting from Private Viewing mister...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# and fixing the link
*slow claps*

WHYYYYY ARE WE WAIIIITING WHHHHHHHHHHY ARE WE WAAAIIIITING WHYYY ARE WE WAAIITING WHY WHY WHHHHHHHHY WHYYYYY ARE WE WAIIIITING WHHHHHHHHHHY ARE WE WAAAIIIITING WHYYY ARE WE WAAIITING WHY WHY WHHHHHHHHY WHYYYYY ARE WE WAIIIITING WHHHHHHHHHHY ARE WE WAAAIIIITING WHYYY ARE WE WAAIITING WHY WHY WHHHHHHHHY WHYYYYY ARE WE WAIIIITING WHHHHHHHHHHY ARE WE WAAAIIIITING WHYYY ARE WE WAAIITING WHY WHY WHHHHHHHHY WHYYYYY ARE WE WAIIIITING WHHHHHHHHHHY ARE WE WAAAIIIITING WHYYY ARE WE WAAIITING WHY WHY WHHHHHHHHY WHYYYYY ARE WE WAIIIITING WHHHHHHHHHHY ARE WE WAAAIIIITING WHYYY ARE WE WAAIITING WHY WHY WHHHHHHHHY WHYYYYY ARE WE WAIIIITING WHHHHHHHHHHY ARE WE WAAAIIIITING WHYYY ARE WE WAAIITING WHY WHY WHHHHHHHHY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Ah I'm giving up mate...
*throws in towel*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# The boy done good!
Excellent endeavours, Wil.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# The audience is revolting
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Morning. I gone dun dis.

Did I do a baaaaad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft :D
have a sneaky pea for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:37, archived)
# :
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Well, whilst we're on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:48, archived)
# play it!
www.yanmania.com/guy.html
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Ha ha, I remember this at the time.
If it didn't make the newsletter, it should have.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Towa Tei
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:48, archived)
# hahahaha
IRONMONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:38, archived)
# No you did a good thing you posted a picture. Mein gott! what will happen to b3ta now, this might start a trend!
Good for you woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Mnnnngh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# hahah bad bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# funny and sweet love story
boredolives.blogspot.com/
(crisps, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
It's Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:01, archived)
# DAILY MAIL SAYS SO
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1319713/Forget-manic-Monday-terrible-Tuesday-really-depressing-day-week.html
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:30, archived)
# it also causes cancer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:36, archived)
# i once wiped my arse with the daily mail and got arse cancer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# yeah, but the Mail want everyone to be angry, miserable sick and right wing
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
# WUT
Claire Rayner's dead you say?

*fires up photoshop*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Shit, b3at me to it
I name today AGONY TUESDAY and god bless all those who sail in her.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, archived)
# AGONY TUESDAY IT IS
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:04, archived)
# and this is different from other Tuesdays how?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Awaits Rayner 'shopped as an angel with sanitary towel wings
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:05, archived)
# she's not dead
this is like the doris day claim a few days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Sian Williams on bbc breakfast told me she's karked it so it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Notice there are no recent pictures of Doris Day
I reckon she's been dead for years and she's locked in a room with Herbert Lom, who is hobbling around in her clothes and wearing a blond wig
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Bagger orf.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# but it's bill murrys best screen performance
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:13, archived)
# 4EVA IN ARE HARTS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:14, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLES
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Wow, you're right - that is both funny AND sweet - a rare combination these days, I think you'll find
My favourite part was the 3rd bit, where it really hits you.

I didn't read it. Bagger orf.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, archived)
# READY FUCKING SALTED.
Is my guess, they are shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, archived)
# as your new I'll be gentle
LINKS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:04, archived)
# .....
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:08, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Hello new person.
Pictures! Otherwise someone will pop this sort of thing up. It might even be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Hello, crisps.
The mainboard is for pictures or animations that you've made or manipulated.
Things like this are better suited to /links.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:31, archived)
# LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# ALL THE PORK IN CHINA
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Better not, he'd be il
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# i never sausage terrible leadership
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Gonna shoat yourself in the foot with that one
But I guess someone had to shoulder the burden.
Don't worry, I'm just ribbing you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 2:58, archived)
# N
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Pork balls
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# the secret ingredient is dog
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Works for me
How do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:08, archived)
# watch this NSFW
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549777
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)
# The one on the left isn't very old
He's quite a Jong-un.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# He still looks ill . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Mind the p...ork
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# You remove the 'o' and you get PRK
People's Republic of foil hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Worst. Puppet show. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
#
"eep, eep, eep."

"*silence*"

"eep, eep, eep!"

"*silence*"

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Hey, don't leave us hanging man.
What happens next? Is Sue really up the duff?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, archived)
# mu!
where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# A'ight Smash. I'm around. I just don't have my own laptop at the moment so can't get on much.
If anyone wants to donate a couple hundred quid to the get Mu back on the internet fund that'd be grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# all my spare cash is going towards gnome day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Gnome day?
*sees sig*
*checks calendar*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# my brilliant yet insane plan has almost come to fruition!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:26, archived)
# How many Gnomes do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# none yet
but i shall be depleting poundland's stocks very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# There's only one thing better than a gnome.
And that's a fucking ARMY of gnomes, thousands of the little fuckers.
Massed gnomes bleedin' well rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# this is my plan
if you can't come and join us, make sure to deposit gnomes around your own hometown
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# There's gnome place like home !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# no.
no there isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
#
www.alibaba.com/product-gs/321333979/garden_gnome.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# ooo, that's good
but i can get 4 gnomes from poundland for what i'd pay for p&p
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I like these ones. No price though.
www.alibaba.com/product-gs/286687470/Garden_Gnome.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)
# those are some classic gnomes right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# It might be worth popping into poundland and taking note of the company who makes theirs, then approaching them directly
or looking for a website of theirs or something. Poundland must be making some kind of profit on those gnomes, you might be able to cut that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# good idea, i'll give it a try
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Sheer fucking poetry. Allow me to air an extract:
Specifications

gnome,garden gnome,garden ornament,garden decoration,ceramic garden decoration,dwarf figurine,ceramic arts and crafts,gnome arts

Item Name: garden gnome

material:ceramic

Colors and size:Optional
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:50, archived)
# it's like a gnomey haiku
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:53, archived)
# My pal Matt had a sadly unprofitable business in the early '90s called "Gnomophobia".
He produced custom-made gnomes to the customer's preference. Mostly Star Wars/Star Trek/Babylon 5 stuff. Fucking incredible, they were. But he only sold 'em for ยฃ25 each.
So unfortunately he learned that this was no way to make a living.
A pity really, cos I'd gladly give him ยฃ100 for one of his fekkin' wokkid Darth Vader gnomes today.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:43, archived)
# tell him about gnome day
he may have some moulds and spare plaster knocking about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# He used to buy factory seconds and spend daft amounts of time modifying them with modelling putty.
Ooooh. Nice to have an excuse to use the word "putty" for the first time in a long time...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:53, archived)
# it's a great word, isn't it?
well, time for bed, i've got a class in the morning.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Get him to restart it
With the rise of the internet, there's an increased market.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# That's a good idea.
He'll scoff at it - he's that kind of bloke - but yeah, I reckon it could be a going concern.
There's an almost limitless supply of gullible twats online, after all.
And the gnomes were really fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Do we get a certificate and a badge
in recognition of our generosity?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# I'd hand draw you a dinosaur
using either blood or semen, your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# you had me at blood (and)or semen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# What will you use to sign it?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Bile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:45, archived)
# I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Ahahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# eep
I hope this answers your question.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Izzy Wizzy the march is busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Careful
Defame them and they may Sue
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# :D

(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# matthew looks like he's been on a crack binge here
(JoePesky, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:06, archived)
# He's a psychiatrist you know.
Jongian apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# He quite enjoys comedy
He's often seen at Jongleurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# He likes games as well.
MahJong in particular
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# In fact he got so obsessed, his girlfriend left him.
He only knew when he found she had written a Dear Jong.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Then he resigned from his job
It was time for a Korea change.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# He became a games tester for a new version of Donkey Jong
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# lol jong
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Indeed, Kimpatico
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# she nearly left him once before
when he spent 6 weeks watchig his favourite films over and over again. i mean, 6 weeks of Jong Frankenstein and Jong Guns?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# If she had, to get over it apparently there's a place that Jong men can go
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# especially when they're short on their dough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I like Might Joe Jong
but Kim Jong Guns Il is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# she had to keep herself amused
watching repeats of the Jong and the restless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# As a kid I liked Jongs of the South though I wonder now how racist it truly is.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Pork . . . the other dead meat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# PRORK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Daddy isn't sat very close to Junior is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Herro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# A'ight Toassttr?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I am an ight. Are you well? Tell me a wonderful story.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Once upon a time there was this duck, right?
This fuckin' duck had a problem holding in his drink, got lairy, a bit pecky with his missus duck. One night, pissed out his tree, he waddles to the wrong nest. Picked a fight with a bleedin' swan din't he? Got his beak ripped right off, like. I miss that duck, he was a good fella.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Didn't you like my story?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 3:13, archived)
# ...all of this and a bag of chips
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:00, archived)
# hard to argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:16, archived)
# After a long hard day of axe murdering, I like to relax to b3ta.


(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Wtf Hahahahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 6:32, archived)
# things go better with....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Not as easy as it looks . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Oh Yes!
*click*
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Gotta mind the droppings now and then . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I wouldn't believe everything Churchill says
He said he'll be rehearsing opera with Brian Blessed at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:50, archived)
# What he said was falsetto !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# you get weirder and weirder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# There are things in my mind that even I can't see . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# ...like the eye that can't see itself
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# In retrospect . . . yes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Catjuggler!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# The next trick is to try it underwater !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:01, archived)
# It's cat ching on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Ceiling Cat is watching you create fucking everything
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# but who created ceiling cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Ceiling Cat cannot be created or destroyed
He just IS.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# like, deep, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Yea, it IS written, that thou shalt name this The First Law of furball dynamics.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# the second law of furball dynamics
is that you don't talk about furball dynamics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# ceiling cat is the exact opposite of deep
you're thinking of subterranean cat.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# gah! of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
#

(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# In the beginning was the Word
and the Word was "Meow".

(just don't say it backwards, you'll unravel the whole of existence)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# i thought it was the clearing of the throat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:30, archived)
# woeM
Oh, bugger. You lied! I was looking forward to the unravelling of the whole of existence. Had the camera ready and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Based on the concept that we are what we do, rather than, We are what we think
It finds its first expression in Goethe's Faust, Part One, where Faust says, 'Im Anfang war
das Wort.' He's quoting the opening of the Fourth Gospel; 'In the beginning was the Word.'
Faust says, 'Nein. Im Anfang war die Katze.'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# But as Faust also said
in "Faust Amongst Equals" : "I really must insist on a shed."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# *resubmerges self in Valis*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# That eternal wrangle between materialism and idealism.
'Im Anfang war die Kรคtschen' is sweeter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# but popeye said "i yam what i yam"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# And look what happened to the poor fucker's forearms.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# that was from too much wanking
did you never wonder why he didn't actually get rid of bluto?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
#
*slaps own forehead*

Oh, of course! It all seems so obvious now.
It's because they were tugging each other off 24/7.
As a child, I didn't pick up on that particular detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
# it's easy to miss
olive oyl was only there to throw us off the scent. i mean, just look at wimpey, always after popeye's meat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Always up for a bit of burgery
A quarter-pounder between his buns, maybe a bit of relish...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, archived)
# he wasn't so pleased when popeye tried to slice his pickle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Lettuce in!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Wimpey never did it for me,
but then again none of 'em did.

It's a quite spectacularly unsexy cast, come to think of it.

Unless you think differently.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i always think differently
although wimpey fails to arouse even my famously hair-trigger horn. he looks like a sleepy walrus.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Oh god,
now you've got me going.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# *head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:40, archived)
# calm down, kryten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# i am meow am
i am the ROFLa and the OMGa
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# are you, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# meowam
newsimg.ngfiles.com/5000/5871_maoam_sex.jpg

SFW, surprisingly
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I be 'cheeky' and just po(o)p this rear (here)? Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
isn't that just Jack Black?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# happy remaining 30 minutes of candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
# knee cat is watching me drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Fluff!
Our cat liked to sit on me and watch the comp too. When she was a kitten and was sociable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# aw
zzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# waiter, I found a Santa in my UK
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:43, archived)
# very nice
but why has he just kicked that green dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# was going to make a bear out of him but got bored
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Nicely
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# don't shout, everyone will want one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:48, archived)
# One day of kicking Bono in the head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# just one day?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:53, archived)
# One day for each for each person in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:02, archived)
# well, okay then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Nice one :DD
(herman:D, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# All I want for christmas is FUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# dang, Herman--I keep seeing a Valinesque quality to your recents
:P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# It might just be cuntagious . . .
I . . . of course like it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha, say whaaa?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# You are obsessed by beer and ladies
............consults 'Nothing wrong with this book.'
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:16, archived)
# haha
N . Ireland is a giant bogey
(JoePesky, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Top 'shop
Haha *clickable
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha :)
mmmmmm, toxic sludge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# mmm, strawberry flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Arf!
And I've just got back from seeing "The Social Network" for free. It's actually quite a good film.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# is it to social networking what lawnmower man was to virtual reality
or endo fo days was to 'second life'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
# It's more about the history of "that site"
In particular, the assholes responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# OIC
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# I hear that at one point he takes it up the twitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
# His space or mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I honestly don't understand what all the Skype is about
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)
# puns again
i dunno, what are we gonna do with you Gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
# pffft!
too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# WIN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# hullo stranger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Clicked!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# GOOLASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# but late for you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# you mean it's not 10am?

don't get on during the day shift these days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# i sneak on every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# And why do the lower 2 hippos appear to have boobies for noses?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# i don't know about you, but my tits aren't green
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Don't you go on! ;)
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)
# i talk too much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# i think i'll rest my keyboard for a bit
and have a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Too much talking
Not enough action!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# too true :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# holy crap, I have been back for 24 hours and I am in the list
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# hooray for boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# OOF

Good to see you here AND in top shape sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# just checking in
and have an immediate WOO YAY!

splendid hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:49, archived)
# oh bloody hell!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Is it just me
Or do the two in front look like they have HUGE breasts on their faces?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
#
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Make way
FP Coming through.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Hahaha this is classic freebs!!!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)
# you got me out of bed for this?
it's good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I must be having a senior moment.
I'm totally RISsing on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# it's to do with the Hungary toxic sludge release thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# hahahaha
Ace!

Happy b3taday, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Director's cut
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# "I see hard people"
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:49, archived)
# WHERE!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:49, archived)
# There on the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# a little man with cocks on?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# That was my line!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:59, archived)
# well, i declare!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# In a dark, dark town
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# *smashes streetlights*
come to me, my pretties....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# shit
*checks for cameras*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
#
www.limpbizkit.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I am having fun in their chat room
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# their music is also good to listen to when cutting up mangos
Is this you?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# *Serious face*
What software do you guys recommend for getting video into GIF?
Had a bash with CS3 and some flv/avi/mpeg files earlier. All I managed was 200-odd frames of plain white nowtness. :(
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
# The long, drawn-out and tedious way that I use, as I don't know any better,
is to advance the video a frame at a time in Quicktime Player, screenshotting as I go,
dump all the resulting files into one folder and use "Open Folder As Frames" in
ImageReady, and crop the result. I'm sure there must be much easier ways though.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Woah - you have way more patience than me Dog Meat
Try Keep vid.
I am not spamming for another site but this is good for snatching video.

keepvid.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Avidemux seems able to kick out jpgs
And Virtualdub has the ability to export straight to gif.

EDIT: Both are free (as in both beer and speech).
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Nice
Avidemux seems to do most things I need.

Cheers.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I use CS4
If you're getting white frames (sound but no picture) when playing the video in PS, you either lack the codecs or it's a format that's not quite recognised.
You should convert the video into mp4 or something, that usually works. Plenty of free converters out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Well...
I am truly shite at making gifs but I recommend "Keep vid" which captures video for CS3. When you want to convert the mpeg to frames then click "file" and choose "import video" - the rest is fairly straight forward.

Then again, chat to some of the chaps on the board 'cos they're feckin' pass-masters
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Cheers Guys
Seems I was being a biff and I can drag (correctly encoded) MP4 straight into CS3. I was doing the frame import rather than just loading the whole file.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# i don't know how similar cs3 is to cs5
but i was advised to use .mov files when importing vids, so that's what i do and i have no prob's.
*edit* ah good, you've got it sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# GIF Movire Gear
can't remember if it was free or a pirate copy...
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:54, archived)
#
(wankdog, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha, top work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# "get one's hands in the air, this is a stick up!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# What did the dyslexic bank robber shout when he robbed the bank?
Hands in the air motherstickers - this is a fuck up!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DInM68YgcC4
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Cheap and nasty, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# "likes this"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# i'm as mad as hell
and i just won't take it anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I'm a human being, GODDAMN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# I like cheap and nasty and you are right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Saying nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i can't be the only one to wish a violent death on Alex Zane, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:22, archived)
# God no
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)
# many times over
like groundhog day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:26, archived)
# RUMOUR MILL UPDATE
Loves Disney porn.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# what's wrong with disne.. oh wait
nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:40, archived)
# i will not be watching it
much as i enjoyed jesse eisenberg's performance in zombieland, this looks shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Oh come on
You won't get in to the facebook group 'I watched the social network'
How will you go on?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i'm not in any facebook group
the only films i want to watch are the latest resident evil film and the upcoming burke and hare
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:26, archived)
# You could always apply to join 'LOL i didnt watch the socal network LOL'
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# And then you have this:
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=149467741757698
What the fuck does that even mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# does it mean that you love horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
# I do, I just wish that there was a website out there that would cater for my love :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# i know, it's such a shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:34, archived)
# We could go and watch it together and spend the whole time poking each other
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:26, archived)
# this sounds much more fun that it actually is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:27, archived)
# What? sex in the cinema isn't fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# The popcorn gets everywhere
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:32, archived)
# ah, so you did mean what i was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:32, archived)
# clearly not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:41, archived)
# pfff
just make sure the popcorn is extra buttery ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)
# I bring my own butter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# salted or unstalted?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:48, archived)
# unsalted, the salted stuff kinda stings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:49, archived)
# that just adds to the sexy pain
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# makes sitting down a bit uncomfortable, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# who said it was going there?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# well, now you're just making me look like a perv
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Or make a competeing B3ta movie?
The poking is optional.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Haven't seen this yet and I'm a bit reluctant to.
But as much as I like some of Fincher's and Sorkin's stuff the trailer makes it sound like its script went through a quip generator.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# If I wanted to see a film about Facebook, I would sit and watch my newsfeed page and eat popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# ^ This Hahahaha
(herman:D, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Apparently the best bit is the 30 minutes of watching someone playing Farmville
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# It's about damn time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=odBDAcOEKuI
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:35, archived)
# You know that they now sell real Farmville food in some stores in Amerkin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Real food made of pixels?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Real food made of real food
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Won't let me post in other thread


Let's try here instead.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Stop this, stop this right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
#
hope fuck
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:40, archived)
# OK, OK, I fixed it
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:47, archived)
# FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# There you go
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Harry The N n n ner ner ner nrev Nervous Monster
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:17, archived)
# You Flump
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:18, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Clomp Clomp Clomp
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:28, archived)
# seize the day!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Consider it seized !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Not teh Groundhog!! *has seizures*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Aw . . . c'mon . . . just have a little fit instead . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Flumped Up
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Nice green eyes:D
(herman:D, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:21, archived)
# They're s s s sc sc scar scar scared !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# May I ask...
...where the image for the hairy bit came from?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:23, archived)
# From it's c c ch ch ches ches chest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Thank fu-fu-fu-furry for that!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)
# You're w w we we wel welc . . . it's OK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Cousin It's face
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:28, archived)
# That's right . . . it's all r r r rel rela relative !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Things are taking a turn for the sexeh!

Good evening b3ta. I hope this evening finds all of you well.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Well it does . . . one turned turn deserves another !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Cor!
Is he single?
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Yes . . . h h h he he's all y y yo you yours !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:56, archived)
# DAMN DELICIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# SWEET TREAT
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)
# wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I think that that would take that as a compliment !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# thanks a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Now you've hurt that's feelings . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Hope
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:14, archived)
# More like 'Desperation'
However, I hope he goes far and shows the other muppets up for the circus freakshow that it is.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:16, archived)
# who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
#
www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/10/10/x-factor-hopeful-wagner-thinks-women-are-pain-115875-22622739/

Not that I watch such toss. Mrs Monkey watches it while I do manly things with computers.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:30, archived)
# *cough*
Yeah same same! o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Someone from X Factor!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:18, archived)
# No Dope Without Hope
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Give me back. All my love.
I've had a. Change of heart.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:05, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:10, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)
# The Clomonster That Devoured Itself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)
# *yawooooooooooooooooo* yaaaaaaaaawm
hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Class
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)
# haha nicely done Herman:D:D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:14, archived)
# yikes!
*clickies*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i've had the idea in my head all weekend
Photobucket
i had hoped to do something a bit more dramatic, but that would've taken skills which i sadly lack
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:52, archived)
# A new thread, thank you ;)
That is rather woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:53, archived)
# thanks
i'd seen enough groundhogs yesterday, otherwise i would've slipped this into an ongoing thread
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Spy getaway in a sleepy German village
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:54, archived)
# 'tis dukes of hazzard
i spent ages* putting roscoe in his sherrif's cruiser and a flashing light on the top, only to realise it's so damn small nobody can see it.


*not that long really, but the fact that i did it!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:57, archived)
# It's still good, wooo
I, so it is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:58, archived)
# I knew I knew
Well I guessed, but I guessed right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:01, archived)
# The church bells are ringing, the Germans must be invading
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I Like this:D
(herman:D, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:56, archived)
# RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:02, archived)
# i like that
and now you've set up the layers, surely you've given yourself the opportunity to have more of a play with the concept?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:03, archived)
# ha ha yes
expect the hundred pics from me to be something flying across that picture ;D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Hazard County never looked so good
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Straight into the toll house !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:10, archived)
# seize the day!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:20, archived)
# I blame Smash Monkey for this
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:27, archived)
# A little bit of history re-repeating
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:27, archived)
# It's like that film... Oh what's it called?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:28, archived)
# It's like that film... Oh what's it called?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Nice tag mictoboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Thanks.
mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:38, archived)
# I know the name
from an old Simpsons episode when Mr Burns had a robotic mofaha as a fitness instructor. No idea who/what he actually is in real life though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:40, archived)
# A little bit of history re-repeating
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:43, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:45, archived)
# i think i remember that.
But he obviously hasnt managed to crack the crucial uk market
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# A little bit of history re-repeatingA little bit of history re-repeating
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Who did the 'FAIL' part?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:45, archived)
# He's probably turning in his grave. Or his bed, I've no idea if he's dead or not.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:46, archived)
# seize the day!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
# KEEP IT GOING
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Last night's bandwagon thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# I blame Smash Monkey for this
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# god, i've become even more tenuous without realising
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I fully endorse this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:53, archived)
# seize the day!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Nice tag mictoboy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:54, archived)
# re-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeating...
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:56, archived)
# A little bit of history re-repeating
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:34, archived)
# re-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeatingre-repeating...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:36, archived)
# A little bit of history re-repeating
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:41, archived)
# gnitaeper-er yrotsih fo tib elttil A
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
# A little bit
A litle bit
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I fully endorse this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Nice tag mictoboy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Who did the 'FAIL' part?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# who?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# god, i've become even more tenuous without realising
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Fuck no not again
:D
(herman:D, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Fuck no not........
No, I won't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] i find you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:14, archived)
# ...you can't hide...i find you...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:21, archived)
# ...i told you...i find you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Sweet dreams!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:27, archived)
# more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:38, archived)
# If I'm not around in 4 days...Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Creepy as fuck.
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:47, archived)
# She's in b3ta now....*YIKES!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I find You
looking at teh boobies



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(Spanners80 is keeping the voices in her head company, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# You're welcome !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
# That is so
er... scary. Bit a little bit awesome
(Spanners80 is keeping the voices in her head company, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:49, archived)
# In to your hearts!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Into your heart like a big arse blood clot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:10, archived)

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