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# honest - i'm not being a twat here...!
..but the girl who provided the stock photo for my latest pic didnt want it posted anywhere but deviant art - so (technically) i've just posted a screen shot of devArt :D if you want to see the pic in all its glory have a look here - rev-jesse-c.deviantart.com/#/d30sc5b

edit : i think i'll just take it down and if you want to see it - just click the link :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I recognise her
She was wise to be cautious
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# no i can understand her not wanting
it posted else where :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# nice
now I'm off for a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# > honest - i'm not being a twat here...!
She might have something to say about that ;)

Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# heheh
maybe! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# She's not dead
Ju'spine-ing for the fjords.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# hahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# I wish I knew laydees like her.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# me too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# How rude of me, very nicely done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
# heheh
cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I Say!
Nice work, Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Vnice :DD
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# nice as ever, you sexy bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# thank you
you sexeh beast :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# top notch stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Meat's a bit off

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# nom nom
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Doink doink doink doink...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha, silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# it's very good
but would be better if a squirrel ripped off someones head
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# was thinking just the same thing
arf
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# :)
3 hours that took!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Time well spent, it's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
# *blush*
It was quite fun to do actually...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Hahah
What a cheeky, but bold furry rapscallion
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha:DD
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# The things I can do with a hangover!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Nicely :)
Also, is that a young George Osbourne in the front row (2nd from the right)?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# I think that's Sanjeev Bhaskar
top right!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Best laugh of the week so far!
lolclicks
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Two laughs from this living room.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Nicely done
Brought a smile to my face
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I think we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:38, archived)
# This is silliness personified and I absolutely love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 2:24, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPichttp://www.b3ta.com/board/10221906
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
He eventually died at the age of 105 in 1610, but not because of his old age. His people had led a rebellion and they tried and executed him in a manner that they saw fit for his rule. He was poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered (to which Venkman commented Ouch). Just after they removed his head, he uttered this prophetic warning: "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back". .
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# and this is the song that brought him back
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSywtiAirKE
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I thought it was this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# ah no, it was this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO8k0v7oMBU
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# no, scrap that, this is the song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# That's cool
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# didn't like Maidens you might not like this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# yay
ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# it's a bit quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# nah its good
i really must watch scanners oneday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)
# :O you haven't seen scanners
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# nah my brother used to have it
but i never got around to watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I'm sure you could watch it online
somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# i've seen that happen in real life*
i find that offensive**

*true story
** utter bollcks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I hope this is part of the ITV cutbacks :D
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Grumble.
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# BAN THIS FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# In the future
there'll be one on every street corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# As my name is Jeremy Kyle, I find your image offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
That was quick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# It suffers some quality issues due to the time scale.
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Quicker than most of a day for me
is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# BEHEAD THOSE WHO TROLL B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Tedious wank below. Have a bee.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# busy, busy, bumble, busy, busy, bumble, busy, busy, bumble, bee
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Bees make me smile :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Yes, bees are ace
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# He looks like he packs a mean sting!
yay!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# aww
he looks like a happy fella
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Yay!
Yay to bees

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Help me O-Bee-Wan!
:)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I am now published!!!
www.edgeofexistence.org/downloads/Evolution_Lost_Med_Resolution_72.pdf

Woo me!!! :D

Page 8
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Huzzah for the natural sciences!
:)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaa
"Greetings

I happen to be a Prince in Peckham, but I need your bank details to deposit the assets of a fish mongers I recently won at a casino in Abu Ghraib"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I saw a programme about the history of explosives recently
They made a nifty incendiary from honey and saltpetre and sulphur.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# That's exactly what bees are made of...
...honey and saltpetre and sulphur.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Woo bee :D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# wank solved by use of ignore
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# And that^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Such a big undercarriage for such little wings
Go bee go !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# But where is that bee headed?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Tedious wank below. Have a bee.
Wheres Blode?
(Kurashima, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle Beheading
Hi, Below are some messages I have sent to Maiden regarding a cartoon she has posted about beheadings suggesting that it may not be fitting in today's climate. They are accompanied by her replies????



Sent To maiden:

@ re: Jeremy Kyle Beheading
OK lets put it this way: you are obviously a kid, so imagine your dad worked in Iraq as a contractor (just an ordinary workman) and your mum is told by the UK government that he has been kidnapped, after about 6 months you are told that he has in fact been executed and his beheaded body has been found in Dora Iraq?????? next some silly idiot starts using beheadings as a bit of comedy (I beleive that is the word YOU used)and posts it on a forum.....now how do you feel....the 63 beheaded men on www.nomullas.net (which is the website of the son of the exciled Shah of Iran) had wifes and possibly children, just like you....I found that website because 'I' needed to know what happens in the real world. As for Harold Bishop's Love Child's Executioner, 1) Harold Bishop is a fictishes charetor on a TV soap 2) I am sure that it is impossible for a fictgishes charector to have a love child 3)executioner, you can not execute something that does not exist 4)the word executioner is not only used in the context of death. Why can you not see that you can not cartoonise a beheading, it is sick as your mind must also be sick?? I study recent history and what is happening in the world today is part of it.
(Harold Bishop's Love Child's Executioner, Sat 16 Oct, 11:35, reply)


in reply to:
@ re: Jeremy Kyle Beheading
Ok consider yourself reported and hopefully a ban will be forthcoming. You call yourself "Harold Bishop's Love Child's Executioner" hardly a fitting name for someone apparently so morally highly-strung as you if anything you are the one with the sick fetish about beheading, you are one with the video link, what kind of sick fuck has that sitting on their harddrive?! When I tell you I'm not interested in your link you then go about telling me in graphic fucking detail the horrors of beheading and subsequently I told you I don;t want you sending me such shit! Now you seem fucking hell-bent on stalking me and getting you sick-twisted view point across to me. Have you gone about telling the 46 people who replied to my gif the same shit as your telling me? Or do you get off in scaring women?

Now fuck off and get a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden of the dept. of the bleedin' obvious, Fri 15 Oct, 09:51)
in reply to:
Sent To maiden:

@ re: Jeremy Kyle Beheading
Would you have made a cartoon about a lady pushing here new born child across the road and a car running over the child? I'm trying to point out to you that beheadings take place every day here in the real world to real people and the relatives of those people could really do without kids poking fun at it. The son of the exiled Shar of Iran has a website called nomullers.com maybe you should read it and see what is going on around you today? When you see the news on the TV (if you watch it) and here that headless bodies have been found in the UK how do you think they became headless.....Don't reply, just grow up
(Harold Bishop's Love Child's Executioner, Fri 15 Oct, 09:29)
in reply to:
@ re: Jeremy Kyle Beheading
Thanks very much I really don't need the descrisption that you seem quite happy to share with me. If you can't find the comedy value in my gif I suggest that you don't view it. You really need to take a chill pill and understand the comic value of irony and not take things so literally. I do not condone beheading or any acts of violence and will thank you not to imply as such!

Becky
(I helped save b3ta! maiden of the dept. of the bleedin' obvious, Wed 13 Oct, 09:49)
in reply to:
Sent To maiden:

@ re: Jeremy Kyle Beheading
I will explain how it is done, the person is knelt down and held from behind by there hair and their head is hacked off with a 12 inch knife by the person holding the hair, the person is not dead until the vertebrae is cut, you can hear them trying to breath through their thoat as it is being cut. Far from quick and not nice but people should know what goes on, without burying there head in the sand, this also has happened in the UK recently. Just thought if you actually saw somebody being beheaded you may take down your cartoon of J K no matter how detestable the man is.
(Harold Bishop's Love Child's Executioner, Wed 13 Oct, 09:00)
in reply to:
@ re: Jeremy Kyle Beheading
I realise beheading is terrible, I tried to make it more comic than reality. Not sure I want to view a clip of someone actually being beheaded though, so I think I will decline your offer.

Becky
(I helped save b3ta! maiden of the dept. of the bleedin' obvious, Tue 12 Oct, 13:36)
in reply to:
Sent To maiden:

@ Jeremy Kyle Beheading
Beheading is a grotesque way of execution please see the following link and watch until the end. mod edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bsJbOZcsyY


(Harold Bishop's Love Child's Executioner, Tue 12 Oct, 13:33)
(Too Many Wankers On This Site, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
#


* I have Battenburg if anyone is heading for the bunker?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Already there
Kettle's on if you want a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I would very much like a cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
#


Did I save the thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
# There are four cocks in that picture
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:56, archived)
# But...but...Duncan Dares was one cool dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# That is a good guess, correct
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Unexpected horsecock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Horsecock is never unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# It is to me, you filthy, filthy man!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I am
but I hate horses, kill them and eat them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Funny you should mention that

ms. mediocre just bought some smoked horse meat to put on a sandwich ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I want some, but not smoked
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# What the....?
Who the fuck are you? Why are you sending harassing messages to respected members of this board, and why the fuck do you think I would want to click on your fucking link?

You might as well save everyone some time and delete your account now.

EDIT: hit reply to wrong post - this was meant for the OP :)
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle Beheading
Read the posting again from the bottom.
(Too Many Wankers On This Site, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I assume this is the original post that's bunched up your panties
www.b3ta.com/board/10214767
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Do you seriously think anyone's that interested in your ill-informed, censorious drivel?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Here:
www.free121counselling.com/ineedhelp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Toon soon?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Pinchers of power! Pinchers of power!
You guys. I be saved by my pinchers of power.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# YES!
briliant
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Yeah, I got that already
She posted a picture. It was funny, we all laughed.

You came along and decided that you didn't like it and started emailing her abuse, which it really not on.

Everyone here thinks you're being a twat.

I can't decide if you mean it or you're just trolling. Either way, fuck off, b3ta is clearly not for you.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# dude, cunt off
I am liking this one "fictgishes charector"

P.S.
I go away for a year, I come back and nothing has change

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I'm away for a year and this.....
what is this .... ?
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Someone overreacting
to an anim that, as I recall, combined Jeremy Kyle and Oddjob.
The lack of spellcheck doesn't help the argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Are they aware of what this is?
b3ta that is.
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Thread saved!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# You're a self righteous cunt who's offended by a picture of Jeremy Kyle being harmed despite finding him detestable.
Are you Jeremy Kyle?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# ^this
I demand some kind of dna pregnancy blood test thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# PS I've drawn Jeremy Kyle's head on a spike, just for you... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# HAHA!
Great spongage!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Fuck off you absolute cuntnugget.
Who or what the fuck do you think you are, you fucking weirdo. I can't believe someone has taken a funny picture/animation on a website so literally.
Get to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# haha!
you twat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Well I'm glad you're here to educate others in morality.
In a few generations, you'll be hailed as a prophet and the greatest teacher that ever lived. But until then, I suggest you take your short-sighted reactionary judgements elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I'm sorry...
Who are you again? And why is your criticism of a long-time board member of any interest to us?

If you don't like what you see here, don't visit. Simple as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Cock off, badgerflange.
Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Considers the two sides of the debate...
*Votes Maiden*

I'm not going to click it, but if that is a link of an actual execution you have linked to, you are a cunt of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# well?
was it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# He takes literalism to an extreme,
so if he says it's an execution video, I doubt it is going to be I Love Horses.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It's not as bad as you may think...
It's also, definately, not real :D
Frankenwhore on the other hand, may well be...
...
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# show us a video of you cutting off your own head
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Pffft..haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Just delete your account (please)
And sign up
here

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# and
In each reply you insist that maiden should watch something like that (and consequently by this post, us too). I really don't see a point in your logic. By pointing it out, surely you are glorifying it.

Now fuck off and troll someone else, theres a good chap*

*cunt
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I'm not sure it's a deliberate act of trolling, more a case of persistent idiocy and self-importance.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# true
then again it is a Saturday so he could be out on day release after being doped up on methadone or fresh radiator moonshine. Either way, his engine is only firing on one cylinder, (unless he is a petrol powered grass strimmer).
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Cunt off fuck lips
The animation of Kyle being beheaded is hilarious, maybe you should consider get the stick surgically removed from your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Obvious troll is obvious
2/10
needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
you are a total twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Prick!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Oh dear, you really shouldn't have.
No, you really shouldn't have.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Oh bless ya
*goes back to wanking*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# *wishes he had a ceiling cat is watching you masturbate gif*
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Maiden is lovely
You are not. Bugger off and get a life and a sense of humour.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:04, archived)
# *goes off to make a cartoon about a lady pushing here [sic] new born child across the road and a car running over the child*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# For extra controversy...
Why not do it in the style of the Microsoft XBox birth till death advert :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6zgQH3tUKk
...
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)
# tldr
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Go away, and don't come back
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I want to actually behead you you massive wank sock!
poor little be-atch, did you get butt hurt?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

fucking loser
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# You sir are a Turbo-Cunt of the highest order.
Please understand that such a display of fuckwittery as posting private messages on the board would normally be enough for me to *ignore* you.

However to attack Maiden in this manner over so little makes me want to wait and see what happens to you.

But i just don't care that much.

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:20, archived)
# haha!
you tit.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# You are Connor MacLeod aicmfp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:48, archived)
# There are a lot of wankers on this site but...
you've certainly won the prize!

I think Maiden handled herself with remarkable restraint.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha
i had to speed read it because i got bored, i couldn't be bothered to click your links as they are probably shit and virus infested.

i think if they were beheaded in a clean clinical way like a samurai then it would be quite quick, i think a worse way to die would be to have a red hot poker inserted into your anus slowly while being jabbed with sharpened bamboo, then having your teeth pulled out with pliers and screwdrivers shoved up your nostrils to turn your brain ro mash.

but that might just be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Oh piss off
If the image of Jeremy Kyle is in any way offensive or condoning beheadings, then my pubes are a mustache and beard to my twanger.
(I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Wow.
just wow.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# CORGIS


SHOW ME YOUR CORGIS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I do not have a corgi

But I offer....this in its stead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahaha splendid

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I think it was Rebel Biscuits
If only I could be bothered to install animation shop again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# +FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# mmmm, multiple leg horse is multiple legs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I like that a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I do not have a corgi.
But I offer this in its stead



(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# shovelynx?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Almost!
b3ta, you're back in play.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# filenamed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I iz back from dalking my wogs, what have I missed?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Hooray!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Corgi woo


Click for bigger (97 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:58, archived)
# That's what I call progress
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Where did everybody go?

Is there another party they're trying to keep secret from me?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 9:28, archived)
# My friend is having a birthday party tonight
but I couldn't be arsed going.

Good thing there's always b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I think this might be a good night to revive the legendary b3ta Saturday DANCE thread
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Oh, go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
#
Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
# LPHAN

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# you twisted my arm
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
#
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# What a fine idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# DO THE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# yep big band tiem
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Yeah, but it's not rock'n'roll!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# o/
I's still here but just about to take the dogs for a walk.

*Also did JJ every do this? ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I've never seen him enter a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# He's entered a few squirrels though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# FILTH

I'm sure he did
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)
# KFC
is the missing link
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 9:31, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
# holy crap, the laws of physics have been broken there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Not sure Zelda will be happy with the change.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# I can't get over the fact we gave up having a 3rd eye lid, I want my god damn 3rd eye lid back
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I don't think I'd like an eyelid over my japs eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# CARIFORNIA DREAMIN
etc etc etc
Do they still make Fat Wreck Chords samplers?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Ha. Tres bon, monsieur.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 6:49, archived)
# gah
no, he's a alive, phew
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 7:16, archived)
# Word is he's not

Click for bigger (78 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 7:52, archived)
# Two things...
1. Who is he?
2. NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Ning wobbly bloke:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:40, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:47, archived)
# He's one of those strange people
we refer to with hushed tones.

A mathematician!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 9:47, archived)
# he's famous for studying the topology of Julia sets
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Who's Julia Sets?
And does she have a nice topology?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)
# This is quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Ooo, very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Mornin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 7:59, archived)
# I could do with a little breather!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Ning:D
Ninj on a sat :D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Hehe
Gettin a bit regular this eh!? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Say what you see...
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:56, archived)
# de tattoo, de tattoooo
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 9:00, archived)
#
"Its de plane"
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Sad if it's true.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Space Squirrel
700p4bi3
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 4:59, archived)
# excellent
i was waiting for one of yours. now do a squirrel Supremes :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 7:15, archived)
# nice thinking i shall do some ground work
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Cracking Stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# 3rd in as many days

click for big
click for source
also, previously
and, before that
even more, here's my website
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 4:42, archived)
# nice stuff
I like the textures and the sly glance
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 5:02, archived)
# Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:36, archived)
# Nice:D
No rain
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] aaaaaaaaaaaah . . .
(THE REVTED, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:47, archived)
# do i see a flair of Susan there?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:28, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:37, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] bombtastic . . .
(THE REVTED, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:24, archived)
# *boom*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtddUNQYIu0
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:36, archived)
# no history here
(just selective breeding by the No Nut Too High Foundation)



Squamels, as these are known, are potentially outdone in nut gathering only by Squiraffes, which have yet to be demonstrated.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:56, archived)
# he can't reach his todger
poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:04, archived)
# coefficient of expansion allows for that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:07, archived)
# woo
*waits for it to animate:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Only you can help
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:19, archived)
# only he would want to help ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:48, archived)
# NOICE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:17, archived)
# wahey
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Somewhat related:
Benoît B. Mandelbrot (fractals) passed away today at the age of 85 - not confirmed yet.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:43, archived)
# this is one fucked up cantilevered critter :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:46, archived)
# :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:55, archived)
# hovercraft, it seems ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Nazi Squirrel


Click for bigger (161 kb)
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:42, archived)
# blitzquirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Nazi Squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Dude... whoah, whoah.
I mean, whoah dude... you just blew my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:26, archived)
# ALAN, ALAN, ALAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:42, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKING GAYSHIFTWIN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 4:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Need sleep... :/
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Fucking foriegn squerls, coming o'ere, taking our nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:17, archived)
# SQUIRLS
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:19, archived)
# fucking polish grey fucks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Yeah, those efficient, hard working bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:24, archived)
# my cousin married a polski
very nice people :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:32, archived)
# They're freakish.
A polish bloke who worked with a mate could down 2 litres of vodka (Not that russian shit, beautiful polish vodka! {his words, not mine}) at parties and was the most sober-looking of all who attended.

Also, from overheard in dublin: Woman on phone "Oh I hit a pole. No, a traffic pole, you plank!"
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:53, archived)
# i am convinced they are immune to vodka
they just drink it for show
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:19, archived)
# living in London years ago I was offered big cash to marry one
...glad I didn't take it up .....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:13, archived)
# RACISTFUCK!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:20, archived)
# HEE HEE............nothing against Poles ashally
just arranged marriage would have caused BIG problem...and possibly bit o' time/porridge......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 4:10, archived)
# So it turns out that the game of the Chilean mine rescue isn't all that great...


Edit: If you want to PLAY this, here's the .TAP file to load into your favourite emulator.

Yes, I really did re-edit the game and sprite data to do this.

Meh.

Edit 2: Oh yeah, you'll need the code - it's 1113.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Ahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Woo
Oh hang on.. Chi chi chi, le le le

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:47, archived)
# The patriotism angle has confused many people outside Chile.
But Chile have been world collapsed-mine-emoting champions almost constantly since 1928. It's been a close second to football as a TV spectator sport there since the 70s.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I'm quite disappointed that didn't turn into
chicka chicka waa Wild West!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:06, archived)
# on youtube i said that some of the miners were fat bastards and that the bbc were milking it.
then some cunt got it into his head that i had wished that all the miners had died? wtf!?! youtube wankers, needless to say, an argument insued.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Ah, youtube's comments
And you thought the daily fail's comment section was scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:55, archived)
# some of the people on there are just beyond me.
i mean, at least try and understand a fucking comment before you reply with something retarded. anyway, i'm drunk now so i don't care as much, but when i'm sober i want to disembowel the cunts.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Either drunk or sober, I do get the rage when reading retarded comments.
I can ignore then when sober, but tend to start off on a rant when drunk only to catch myself on, delete and go look at kittens or something to calm down

Thankfully after installing youtube comment snob, I tend not to get it so much there.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:13, archived)
# most of them are hormonal teenagers anyway so fuck them, the cunts.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Is that a little guy with an affected accent and a turned up nose who sits beside you as you browse telling you which comments not to read?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:21, archived)
# I wish, that'd be class.
Nah, an add-on for firefox that hides spastic comments if they're not written with correct syntax/punctuation.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:55, archived)
#
If comment contains owns, owned, pwns or pwned then hide comment.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Until you revealed that you were actually one of the 33, Raoul.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:57, archived)
# "Day 55 in the mine"
"And Juan's dropped the soap again"
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:01, archived)
# I AM A FAT BASTARD MINER TRAPPED DOWN A WELL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:04, archived)
# haha great stuff
fp this now
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:53, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 1:56, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:15, archived)
# You are wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 2:39, archived)
# genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:04, archived)
# ^ Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:28, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Oh man this is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I'm gonna click this even though it's already FP'd.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
# ok - installed Fuse
downloaded tap - but stuck at the lenslock bit - it doesn't accept 1113.

I even dug out the real tape but my colour vision is so iffy I still can't get in.

DAMN YOU SOFTWARE PROJECTS AND YOUR NEARLY 30 YEAR OLD DRM.

edit: fucking hell I am in.

edit2: Touching the other miners kills you! Do they have AIDS or something?

edit3: ha ha, going left instead down the pit takes you to the yacht. The only winning move is not to play.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I've pondered a full, B3TA-themed remake of JSW
But that would be just mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:56, archived)
# mad
but glorious - if you were really up for doing it we could do a challenge and get the b3tans to design memey baddies for it.

(And also stick the end version up in a java wrapper thing so people could play on line without fiddling with a downloady emulator)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Hmmm!
Two approaches spring to mind:

1. Design baddies - this is the easiest one as the constraints are fairly straightforward - the sizes are the same and there are only four / eight animation frames per baddy.

2. Contribute screens - this is harder in that the JSW editors around don't really allow for collaborative efforts. I'm happy to do the actual coding but any contributors would probably need at least a passing understanding of the game mechanics... although that's a fairly safe bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Don't forget
the sprite sizes. 8x8, 16x16 and 32x32. Don't think there were any larger than that.

I did a 16x16 2-frame Fear for this a while back...


Ah Chaos.. what a game.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I used to remove all the DRM
Jet-set willy was a particularly easy one to do, if I remember correctly...

I loved DRM - it meant all the kids would give me their games without me needing to get them games in return
(welsh git finally has a friend called Dave..., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha
The Chilean Miners™... Marmite Miners that is.
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Dear GameMaster,
Tried loading the TAP in CCS64 and 64 Forever but it doesn't work :-( Just says Loading and then does nothing. Any ideas?

Thank you GamesMaster!
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Yep
Check the azimuth alignment on your tape deck.

Edit: Or try a ZX Spectrum emulator instead of a C64. Don't make me start up the 8-bit Holy Wars again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Ahhhh :-)
That'll be the problem then. But the graphics looked so clean in your GIF that I assumed it was a 64. Spectrums are hopeless at sprites etc and the sound is awful and.... and....
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:20, archived)
# ah.
one of those 'coffee spat over computer screen' moments

splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)

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