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www.tokyomanga.com/hamsters-city/37.html
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# No thank, I am too tire.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I bet they don't sell as much furnire
as DFS and CSL combined, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# It depends if there's a sale on at DFS as they don't come round that often.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# True
I wish they'd have another sale soon, as I really need a massive sofa that will dwarf everything else in my front room.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# DFS has a sale on.
The French are on strike.
All is well with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# i think vinegar is bitter.
does that make me a buddhist?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# It means you've not tried Balsamic glaze on crackers.
All we can determine is that you're not Italian.

(And thus your username is a big fib).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Inside IKEA...
(Cruising Capacity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Here's a photo of my baby old man...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)
# luverly shop
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Friggin' 'ell that's very done
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Cheers me dear!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Woah
creepily good
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Absolutely stunning Sir Moley!!
I have now broken my *click* button :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Ninj! You burnin' hunk of love!
How's tricks?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Not too bad sir :)
How's you and the lil' Moley?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# We're all super, spiffing marvellous, thanks. It's a beautiful, sunny day here in Norwich.
spiffing marvellous thanks. It's a beautiful sunny day here in Norwich.Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
# This totally reminds me of Barry Chuckle.
Bravo!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha, fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
chedge
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# That's fecking brilliantly done.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# It's a reincarnated
Spike Milligan
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# best 'shop ever

you ain't seen me, Roight?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# - Logs in for the first time today
- see a fantastic image of a baby old man
- glees

This wins the internetz for the 19th Oct 2010!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# also,
this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# excellent shop!
needs more smoking though ;)



Click for bigger (198 kb)



(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Blimey.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# blended to perfection
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Reminds me a bit of Spike Milligan
Very nice work indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Copycat :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Great Moley, just great!
Beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# That is superb
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Just superb
I expect we'll see someone steal it and use it elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:24, archived)
# We met on a blind date...................
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# ah, currant affairs...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# ...certainly raisin the temperature...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ...something something sultana...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Did you invite the sultana brunei
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Who?
The Sultana Prunei?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# no, he wasn't invited
he's a sour grape
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# That figures
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Fig-ures.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Taking up a plum position.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Before you die, you see..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# 'bums with gnarled stick'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Eeeep!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Russell Brand..........
......The reek of shit!
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Old skool punk
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# thats how he first approached Katy Perry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I thought he dropped out of a tree
onto her head?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# please, not a blow job
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# He must be enjoying it - look at how much he's dripping
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# your money or a blow job--what's it gonna be?
*can I think on that a bit?*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# A perfect christmas card....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# bindun ?


*edit uncencored NSFW !!! www.b3tards.com/u/9d297d0428ab1cecdcd6/cuntmouth.jpg
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I don't know why
but that made me start singing Guns and Roses and laughing all at once.

"Mama tahahahake these guns from me"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# it was quite a girly giggle at that.
All high pitched and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Toaps, yeah loads of them
I actually don't mind Brand
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I used to really hate him
but I find that if I don't watch his programmes, listen to him on the radio, read any of his books or see any of his films, he's surprisingly tolerable
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# This.
I find him to be just a bit weird.

It's like having an irritating aunt in the house. I never quite got why he was successful at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hate his standup and his ramblings - wanna punch him.
but think he's ok acting in films.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Yes,
I'd agree with that actually.

I don't dislike him to look at, I just don't really understand his popularity when he is being himself.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I think my problem was that "being himself"
meant adopting an exaggerated Kenneth Williams/mockney voice and talking about his sexual organs in childish terms

not my level of humour, really
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# He came last in a Hackney Empire standup compo.
So he accused the organisers of a fix.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# his ponderland series was fucking hilarious
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Get him to the greek is hilarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X2bf76wn54
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# i had initially
replaced his mouth with a vagina, but figured it might be a bit NSFW

*edit here you go NSFW !!!! www.b3tards.com/u/9d297d0428ab1cecdcd6/cuntmouth.jpg
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# probably would
but you can always make an uncensored version a linky with NSFW tag or something
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:47, archived)
# yeah it's nsfw
looks like the water zombies from Doctor who
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I always thought the Ood were a bit vagina-y
in a Japanese tentacle sort of a way
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# The Giant bug at the end of Starship troopers always makes my laugh


Now tell me it's not what I think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# "what's wrong love, don't you trust me'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# It is exactly what I think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Not THAT again!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Cloaca!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Wow !
it's a giant bell-end, with a vag in the middle of it - genius
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I hate his back combing
it's all horrid and matted
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Yet you rather fancy Tim Minchin.
It's because he's antipodean, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I quite like Russell Brand
he can be annoying - be can be funny - just don't like back-combed hair (just look at it in the back of the shot - it's all fuzzy and there's probably spiders in it). Tim Minchin I don't know beyond his pope song and a friend banging on that I should like him which only succeeded in making me avoid him.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Oh, he's quite witty.
Sometimes he undermines science a bit with overly offensive and under-educated oversimplified anti-religion rants, but on the whole he is very amusing, so long as you are not exposed to the hype first.

His discrimination song is very good and should strike a chord with you, in particular.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-JIjEsLkDA&Gingers=smelly.

None of his stuff (Pope song aside) is laugh-a-minute stuff, but it is often wry and witty.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# ginger gags don't strike a chord
they make my back stiffen and my lips purse

I don't mean people shouldn't make them - considering the sites I run that would be stupendous hypocrisy - just that I don't enjoy them.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# It's not really a gag is it?
He is making a valid point about the hypocrisy of selected prejudice.

The audience is all on the edge of their seat thinking 'he isn't going to dare say "nigger" is he? That would be terrible, judging people just on a genetic feature!' then he pulls the anagram out of the bag and suddenly it is all fine, because it is okay to laugh at gingers who have a different genetic feature, so fuck 'em.

I think it has a strong Alf Garnett feel to it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Because apparently everyone in the UK feels terrified that they will be called racist/prejudiced if they criticise anyone with an ethnic background or differing sexual orientation..
People with red hair are an easy target - and hey! They don't get offended and there isn't a law to stop them, right? Thank god that "gingers" are there - People can continue to be openly prejudiced 'in a comical way' without the fear of breaking a law!

I find it utterly tiresome and lacking in originality, humour and wit. And I have black hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Are you aggressively agreeing with me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# FUCK YEH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# equating ginger jokes to racism is overstretching it
I've seen racism. Racism is me and a black colleague walking into a reception of a business and the secretary is all flustered because she assumes he's some dodgy character and then realises he's with me and smiles.

Whereas I've had some piss taking over the colour of my hair but it hasn't stopped me getting work. There's no anti-ginger barrier in society stopping me succeeding.

But yeah - I don't like ginger gags, they make me anxious. But I also don't want to moan about them and say they're wrong because a. I'd have to stop joking about tramps (or whoever I'm giggling about this week, recently it was 40 year old suede fans) and b. Moaning about them puts you into a victim role which makes me go yuck, how pathetic when I see other red-hair people do it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Shit,
I'll be a 40 year old Suede fan in a few years ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I saw Brett Anderson the other day.
And strangely, he looks better now than he did in his 20s. Which is nothing short of miraculous, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# For me, it's one of them 'jokes' you make like Emos, gay or Goth jokes
stuff you don't really believe in you just do 'cos it's like a male bonding thing, 'piss trough humour', the sorta stuff guys come out with to be pally with strangers and seem friendly yet DNG when pissing together or ordering at the bar and possibly so close you're touching.

I mean it's either that, football, cars or wimmins but for us nerds who don't know about such things gingers will have to do.

Course you do always get the occasional pugilistic chavvy moron testosterone brained fuckwit who actually believes 'they' must die, but with luck they'll be behind bars by the time they hit their mid twenties.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# That doesn't excuse it.
With your close friends you can say what you like, but casual prejudice is the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# If it wasn't for ginger gags
there would be no vaguely acceptable form of prejudice left. Despite the fact they are offensive and not funny i feel obliged to keep making them whilst i still can. even better than ginger gags its still acceptable to eat another creature's flesh, and it's fucking delicious. I love relative morality, it means you can carry on doing really horrible things and most people still don't think you're a cunt - cherish your ginger gags whilst you still can.
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I just do not like to make strangers
sad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Brand's stand-up is/was quite good
His hair is annoying and overexposure always turns people off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Having no television
I have no idea what he does these days.

Last I saw of him was St Trinian's, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
Another person who doesn't watch TV and has survived.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# But doesnt feign away from telling people all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# TBH i know fuck all about him either really
i just like judging books by their covers, and he looks like a total cunt
(wankdog, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I can do nothing but applaud this outlook.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# a guest left the first booky wook in our house
i left it prominently sticking out of the recycling bin and was woken up by the sounds of the bin men laughing.

They declined to take it. not even good enough to be made into eggboxes.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# lolpinions
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I could not believe the size of the queue for his book signing outside waterstones the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I'm curious, mainly wimmins of the 20 something posher variety?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Actually, I think there were as many young men!
He seems like a decent bloke to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# It's his job to make folks laugh and/or act
he manages both, I've seen the stand-up vids and films.

So, y'know, good for him.

I'm totally clueless as to why so many folks and the media generally seems to have the knives out, but I do strongly suspect it's a similar story to George Michael, he's not what folks think is good lookin, gym fit or classic REAL MAN™ and yet he's getting laid lots and, like, y'know, not being ashamed or apologetic about enjoying it.

The bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I saw a couple of hundred waiting to meet danny dyer the other day
GEEEEZZZAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I bet de woz all fackin cants!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# were they queuing to meet him or punch him in the face?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# He has sex with wimmins and they like it yet looks goth,
wodda cnut!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# very roman
:)
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
# APART FROM Terracotta tiles, what have the Romans ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
# They brought rabbits and stinging nettles.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Actually
I was under the impression that although they did bring stinging nettles, and rabbits as farm animals, it was the French who let them get out and roam free all over the place. Bloody Normans.
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# The Normans were rather more British
than French.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# They did bring Roman snails
Which are still only really found around old Roman sites
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# It's called a...geek...pie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Scribbler On The Roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I like this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# thats very good
i painted this yesterday

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)
# forred
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Why is god resting his massive black index finger across his shoulders?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Grooming.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Aaaah,
...his looming, grooming finger.
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# What did it look like before you painted it?
I painted my Son's playhouse yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Easter Island Man!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Yeah, but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# one a day for the next 12 days

HappyToast Star Wars Halloween cards
Print res version on Fakebook or my site, collect 'em all if you so desire.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Samhain can't come soon enough.
Woo & fucking yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:05, archived)
# morning chap
hopefully I haven't posted the best one first :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Morning, mon ami.
The 13 days of Hallowe'en starts today.
And I'm sure you haven't peaked too soon..

8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Is this in 3d?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:33, archived)
# no, just liked the mix of offset blue and orange :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# So good BIG WOO
Bring on the next one!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:36, archived)
# He's only got one real leg and one furry one.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Amazing as always
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Great work
Love the 3D skull effect, off to get my sons 3D Star Wars glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:01, archived)
# you are Darth Maul
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Force pie?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:16, archived)
# forced sexi time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# So so clever
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Devilishly good!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I do like this one : D
you get a click too!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Time for a robin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:05, archived)
# OBIN!
I saw a robin yesterday. First this year, winter can't be that away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:07, archived)
# I wonder if robins in the UK chirp funny
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:15, archived)
# It's a different bird :)
US
UK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:22, archived)
# why can't we just have the same birds and all get along
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:23, archived)
# I know.
Every night I cry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Ah--love the first robbin' of Springtime
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Aw man, ew. What the FUCK do those american robins think they're playing at?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:19, archived)
# When I first moved here I asked what they were
and my wife told me they were robins. I had a Kramer moment, telling her very patiently that she was mistaken and making a total twat of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:23, archived)
# You were completely correct, look at the little fucks. They're not robins.
They're Thrush in red jumpers. Who the hell do they think they are?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:25, archived)
# Where the fuck is Colonel Boris?
He has some explaining to do; letting this shit slide for so long.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:29, archived)
# Do UK robins
Have blue eggs like this?
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:35, archived)
# Yes
turningoveranewleaf.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/dsc05108.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:40, archived)
# Thank you for that.
Would you care to see some hummingbird pics wot I tuk earlier this summer?
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:47, archived)
# Aw, sweet little things.
I saw lots in Arizona, never seen them in NJ, although someone told me recently they've seen them in someone's yard here.
Where were your pics taken?

You have some interesting paper things on your flickr.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:52, archived)
# pics taken
just west of Denver, Colorado. Two hummingbirds visited my patio a few weeks ago. I think they were migrating to Central America.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 6:09, archived)
# Paper things
organized more better here, column on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 6:12, archived)
# they look fucking delicious
i imagine they have a sugar coated shell over some sort of chewy jelly, right?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# aww :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:10, archived)
# lorks what a lovely picture
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:18, archived)
# Cheers, have another

less scribbly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:33, archived)
# Maybe robin time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:20, archived)
# I like this one a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:23, archived)
# also lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:28, archived)
# That's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# he looks like he's contemplating important and meaningful things.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:19, archived)
# BOB BOB BOBBING THE FUCK ALONG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:22, archived)
# Like a motherfucker, you're quite correct.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Also: earthquake in Christchurch?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:52, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhahhhhahh
that would explain the continued after-shocks, yes

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:06, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha, whenever I see a picture of yours like this I expect it to be vibrating.
And expecting it to vibrate tricks my mind into thinking it IS vibrating so I go through several painful moments working out what the fuck is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:27, archived)
# That's happened to me too.
I've loaded static versions of an animation by mistake, and it's taken me a while to be certain it's not moving.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:48, archived)
# That's really good Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:58, archived)
# It's alive!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:10, archived)
# very nice
i like robins, and i will get one to eat some food from my hand someday.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:38, archived)
# I used to go fishing when I was a kid.
One time a robin made friends with me. The secret was to allow it to steal as many maggots as it wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:56, archived)
# similar happened when I was photoing for work and they were digging.
www.flickr.com/photos/gardenorganic/4711421569/in/set-72157624178018985/

www.flickr.com/photos/gardenorganic/4712063100/in/set-72157624178018985/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 6:00, archived)
# noted
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 6:25, archived)
# A few years ago I was just standing outside when this bird did this-
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:59, archived)
# Oooh, I have one of those too!

Oh blimey, cr3ation could still find it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 7:56, archived)
# Here's one I made earlier

As in 2006 earlier
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:49, archived)
# *made means took
I take no responsibility for confusion due to my tired ambiguity
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:49, archived)
# Here have another I took earlier

As in 2007 earlier
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:53, archived)
# More
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# it's Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:03, archived)
# The cheekiest of all the birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Moar I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# wot with budget constraints 'n all
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:11, archived)
# This is 'The Human Centipede' prequel
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:56, archived)
# That was a rubbish film. It relied on the "ew, eating shit, ew" reflex far too much.
That and not enough enough boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:00, archived)
# tosh.0 does a pretty funny (long) spoiler alert review -- I am guessing it is more entertaining than the movie
www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=spoiler-alert---human-centipede---uncut&videoId=343580
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:06, archived)
# this is funny lol
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:58, archived)
# I quite liked it
It had a nice supply of wonderfully dark comic moments.
]
although from being at a Q+A with the director I'm lead to believe that was accidental as he said he was trying to makea serious film.

Unsuprisingly, they love it in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:08, archived)
# Of course they do, it features a Japanese guy shitting in a caucasian woman's mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:11, archived)
# What's not ot love?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:17, archived)
# or group umbrella, at best
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:01, archived)
# You can't see their heads in the windows, so they're all bent forwards.
It's a giant group orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:02, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:11, archived)
# The sequel has just finished, I think, being shot in London
the centipede is 15 people long and it's going to be a slasher movie.

This makes no sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:10, archived)
# I believe it's 12
One of our actresses turned down a part in it - she auditioned for the main character but ended up getting cast as the 12th link

She didn't fancy that so much
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# At least they still can have a slash...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:54, archived)
# IF YOU AIN'T THE TOP DOG THE VIEW NEVER CHANGES


edit: fuck, i missed my b3taday :(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:00, archived)
# DAMN RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:02, archived)
# if you don't let them finish
they hold grudges
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Happy b3lated b3taday!
I missed mine too.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:19, archived)
# cheers :)
i'm only bummed about it cos an impending b3taday always gets me off my arse to do a stop-motion animation for it (an old hobby for which i was once knew renown, but i've since been self-demoted to just above lurkage status) and now I'm all busy and adult and shit and didn't even have a chance to remember that my b3taday was, in fact, impending. :(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 6:16, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:08, archived)
# the smell back there must be foul
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:12, archived)
# That's the Base of the squirrel!
and have this:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:40, archived)
# DO YOU LIKE MY HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:23, archived)
# YES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 6:34, archived)
# Once they start to go bad...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:21, archived)
# What the fuck are those? They're not grapes. Are they gooseberries?
Ew, gooseberries, who the fuck wants fruit that honks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:28, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Bad coffee. Bad!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:39, archived)
# This here shit wagon is banned

(Sherbs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Shit Brand wagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Haha
it's that trademark triple coiler
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:43, archived)
# My calling card sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:47, archived)
# that is one famous pile of poo, i must say
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:56, archived)
# maybe it's just a PR problem
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:13, archived)
# some can be funny
It is only when a certain critical mass has been reached and originality is lost.
Also the majority just aren't comical to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:19, archived)
# I miss the Bel Air bandwagon.
It was pretty versatile.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
They all start out shit, then gain momentum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:24, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:36, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:39, archived)
# I'm always happy to see this one, it's usually in a reply and it's usually funny.
Plus I like to type FRESH underneath, I think I probably have some kind of undiagnosed syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:52, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:53, archived)
# It depends how they're done. I usually prefer ones where you put something/someone into other images
rather than ones where you just slightly change one image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:34, archived)
# The philosophy is well taken
but in this image, I saw humor in imagining old timers labeling their wagon in this manner.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Some things get funnier over time.
And of course some do not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:42, archived)
# I was quite shocked to come back
and not see a squirrell destroy the wold trade centre on the image challange popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:13, archived)
#
Nice font placement there ellis
(Sherbs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Thanks . . .
I think it is this one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Standard Animal Comp Entry #3


Previously
Previouslier
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:03, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Ozzed . . . for good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Listening to "Africa" by Toto
is a pretty good way to test one's mettle.

If you hear...
"The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become"

...and don't want to just top yrself, then beware: you may be about to become a murderer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Personally I like their Dune soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Done any murderings recently?
As far as you recall?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I did stand up once.
Apparently I killed.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I stood up once.
And nearly died.
This is what booze 'n' fags to to ya when you get close to 40.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:32, archived)
# A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:53, archived)
# No reason.

my site
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# What do you mean no reason?
IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Winniekins!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# ITS DRUNK PARTY TIEM
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
*EDIT* OK, so attempting to convene DRUNK PARTY TIEM on a Monday night was a tad overambitious...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# The bear is doing the . . . calling all fish stomp !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:26, archived)
# You
need a reason?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Haha pissed bear:D
No reason
(herman:D, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Duobase is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeltiiiiiiiiiing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:32, archived)
# hello Mu :D
where have you been rainbow colours ;D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
# My laptop died. It was a long, drawn out, painful death.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:44, archived)
# and the rainbow :(
(herman:D, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Shall I repost the jailbreak strip to make you feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Better out than in, Winnie
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I'll take that as a yes.




(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Wow. Fucking hell.
That's like a more epic version of The Count of Monte Cristo. Incredible.

The fact that it took 10 sodding minutes to refresh the page is, in retrospect, neither here nor there. Worth it.

(*has sat on the floor of a police cell playing the harmonica*)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:14, archived)
# It's only like 200k all in all
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Worth every byte.
Stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:42, archived)
# The epicness of that was just...........epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I was so happy that this made the front page
long, long, long overdue!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:24, archived)
# I thought my scarface one had a chance when I made it.
But, you know, whim of the board and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:31, archived)
# ah
classic.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:59, archived)
# you have some rad photoshop skills Herman=D
All the years of using 3dsmax to animate and i still
dont know how to make gifs in photoshop ..
never tried but im gonna learn one day=]
(Sherbs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Evidently his rower wasn't seaworthy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:20, archived)
# OH YEAH!
Well done. *clicks

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:44, archived)
# rah!
there are not enough musical animals around these days. lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Shake yo bear ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# No reason IS THE BEST REASON!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:01, archived)
# this ....
this is a good bear
(JoePesky, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:53, archived)
# if i put this in the middle of the screen
and then play music, my 1 year old daughter watches the screen and does the exact same dance.
it's ridiculously cute.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# ZOG!
yay. 1 year olds dancing like bears pleases me greatly.

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:33, archived)
# awesomeness
that bear is just made of pure win

made me think of a danish commercial that has been running for the past year or so...won't really make sense to anyone that doensn't understand danish tho...but for danes it's awesome.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwsheRPb6iI
(Jindrak, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:05, archived)
# i have no idea what he was saying
but the bear was splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Apparently Boris Yeltsin did not die ..
.. he just changed shape, Brother Bear style .. :-D
(spinoza, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Faaaaake
No Gazza with Chicken and a fishing rod
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Excellent!
More drunk happy bears, less politics on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Oh look
Another dancing animal.
(flibblesan saw your mums cock, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
#
I just clicked onto this when listening to "invaders must die", it works.
(JNB, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 7:20, archived)
# Welp, looks like I'm going to Hull

Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# The airbag is deployed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Who will attend to him when he starts to deflate?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
deflate detumesce
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Who will attend to him when he starts to deflate?
Whose tale is too, too sad to relate?
Who met a grisly, hideous fate?
Who left the country in a stuffy veal crate?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Henry, the mild-mannered janitor?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Henry, the mild-mannered janitor
Rigged himself to a hydrogen canister
He set his sights for the moon
But his apparatus went boom
and they only found bits of him after.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)
# *theatre applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Laps up the virtual theatre applause
Loves the effect, can't remember the cause
The bear's got its teeth, but it ain't got no paws
We dance in waltz time, cos we just don't get fours
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# This is a bandwagon I could fully get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# A new theory for Di was put forward
On a popular internet board
But the wagon was b&
Through all of the land
And exponents were put to the sword
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK SAYS WELP
WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE SAY WELP UNLESS THEY WANTED DERISION
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Assassin on disability
happier days


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Did it have to buy it's own twig support ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Veteran's Administration took care of that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# In that case . . . I'll go get a couple . . . rub'm together and light my own fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# don't be greedy . . .
you think they grow on trees?

oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:10, archived)
# That droid looks really cool
Nice posing on the blog too
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# huge closeups there too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# ig... umm 88 or 108 something like that
yeah here it is
www.b3ta.com/board/9056360
Why can I only remeber useless crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:20, archived)
# someone needs to :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# GENTLEMEN: CAUTION !
Although it's foolish to generalise, women tend, on the whole, to dislike a man doing an impromptu ventriloquism act with a splat of semen. No matter how many millions of different funny voices are deployed. The female consensus seems to be that it's not big and it's not clever.
And even if one points out that the word 'ventriloquism' ends identically to the word 'jism', by and large, the smart money says "Don't go there".
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Spot the continent.
I can't be the only one who's played it.
(As in: Oh look, it's kinda like a map of Europe)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Africa.
What's Spoog's mate called?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# JizzM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Lazy of me.
There it is, plain as the nose off my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# That's good advice, but I'm afraid I only trust Yahoo Answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# What I love most about that site is the way that 99% of answers to questions consist of OMG I DONT NO LOL
Still, you've got to hand it to people for their willingness to ... erm ... help
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# What freaks me out about Yahoo Answers is
not only does every fucker seem to have chosen a picture of a little girl to represent them, but they also display a level of literacy apparently several years younger than the pic they've chosen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Why do you think Ttoassttr likes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Healthy curiosity about the world we live in,
and a completely altruistic desire to help his/her fellow human beings. Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I've added you to my ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Love you too <3
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Should he rewrite but spell it all incorrectly and use appalling grammar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# GENTLEMEN! Let's broaden our minds.
Lawrence?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Yay!
The best film quote to deploy when bursting in late to a Christening ceremony, half-cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Methinks you speak from experience
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Any time, any place, anywhere,
We'll do anything to anything.

You'd be amazed at how cross these supposedly forgiving clergymen can get.
Sometimes, they have a face like thunder.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Better than bursting in late to a bris, half cut!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Game over . . . is adoption a possibility . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Not since I posted that^
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Makes census to smee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# For Herman xxx


Click for huge to preserve colours n shit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Who the fuck LAMINATED their graffiti onto my wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:20, archived)
# The council.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Fucking pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Sssssshhh!
They'll gob in your meals on wheels if you don't keep your voice down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:25, archived)
# :D
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU , glad you're back.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:30, archived)
# A'ight vodkafiendy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Needs more COCK!
Nice ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Spunky Funky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Fucking LOVE IT:D
thanks Woo:DD
(herman:D, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 5:23, archived)

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