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# I'm such a
god damn commie pinko


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(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:32, archived)
# yes thats very nice but
what have you actually done to fight the cuts? buying a v for vendetta mask does not count.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Holy shit! The Koreans have a Tyra Missile!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:21, archived)
# zat sort of like a bitch-bomb?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:31, archived)
# "Tyra Tyra Tyra"
pronounced:Tora Tora Tora :D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Who is she?
Ahhhh she's the cheaper version of Naomi Campbell.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:36, archived)
#


(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:42, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Nice:D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Better baps though tbh....
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Say Whut?
(image of crazy Tyra)...She does have a nice rack.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Aww they just wanna celebrate Guy Fawkes
:)
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Fawke 'em!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:42, archived)
# She needs a wobbly head.
You know the kind they get with attitude.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, archived)
# The side slide.....................ummmm...hmmmm!!!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:46, archived)
# You go gurrrrrrl.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:46, archived)
# No whut um sayen?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# U'm widchu man.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:52, archived)
#
"they"?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha
she's ludicrous
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:00, archived)
# serious tyra/silly tyra
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:12, archived)
# SPLAT !
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Oh yew no dats right!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:41, archived)
# nice one.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:42, archived)
# D:/:)
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Early arrivals at the KFC Staff Night Out
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:18, archived)
# which of you girls wants to see me on the couch?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:28, archived)
# no traction, Jackson

(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Kentucky Freud Chicken
"It's motherfuckin' good"!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:52, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Hmmmmm....
There's something fowlic about your question.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:37, archived)
# :D.....was hoping this was gonna animate
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# ^ this me to
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:37, archived)
# It was... but Photoshop froze as I was saving animation.
What you see is a screen grab of the first frame. Hey ho.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I've had a similar problem sometimes...don't know why
cured by just re-selecting colour variations or diffusion/pattern options.........or even a re-boot ...assuming you saved the psd.......otherwise('nother tip 'case you don't know)if it freezes,click the adobe image icon...this will open it in imageready(EVEN IN A FROZEN STATE)and you can then save as psd........all will be saved phew.....you may already know all of this & more:D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I had not saved it in ANY way prior to the freeze.
Ach well... it's only fer B3TA. :)
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
# nay raisin....have a panda

(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Weeeheeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# OK.

* Oh fuck, I should have moved away from my desk first...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Panda's got a ticket to ride . . . and he's gonna ride all day !
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)
# nice!--have a weathercock, Elvis
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha....beautiful.....*wipes tear*.....

(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Fuck...that made me really laugh out loud.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:33, archived)
#
:D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
# These rides make me sick.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Woooooo!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry]


With full and heartfelt apologies to Fresh Water Mole
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)
# hahah
art'noon Bazza

I might have to go to see the new one on my own
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
# *spoils the ending*
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I remember this the first time 'round and it's still fucking brilliant.
I love it like I do your mum each night - fantastic!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:27, archived)
# er...
am I getting old or is this shite?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# How do Forbes.
I'll probably go and catch it, although I was disappointed by Half-blood Prince. Gonna wait till it gets cheap on DVD and see it again to judge if it's actually any good.

I feel somewhat committed to seeing the series through now, though.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)
# hahahaha, wtf?
woo
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ^ All of what she said with a little bit of yay!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)
# she?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Yes...
Do you know you have posted exactly 10000 messages on /talk
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)
# yeah I did
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# haha
I have just the wizard for that wand
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I miss the chimp
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:36, archived)
# ...and with that


*waves*
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:36, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# ^ What Vag said^


(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# That horse gonna die.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
You loon!

:D

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:29, archived)
# slow day
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)
# same here...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I'll say.
I've been waiting for my dose of webcomic and boobs all day.

That or a comical picture of a pelican getting spanged by a frying pan.

Either one is fine with me. I'm not picky.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I'll say
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:55, archived)
# What font matching algarythm do you use?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# it's made by the same people as your spellchecker
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Ooo pwned!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Fucksocks...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# ....uh....yah.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)
# remember...remember Guy Sawkes
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Nicely, nicely!
Board's a bit quiet today.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
#
eh, Rob just posted the newsletter
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Ah, true enough.
I'll just squeak this in here, then, before I go to bed.

www.b3ta.com/board/10240741
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Oh well allow me to follow suit...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# * Follows barryheadwound to Colonel Boris's bed...
* Films
* Profits
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:37, archived)
# AHHH AHHH AHHH WAKE UP WAKE UP.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# It's bed-time (nearly two in the morning here...)
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:55, archived)
# : O
10am for me.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:58, archived)
# YAY november 5th!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I have just finished watching this
for the very first time

What an utterly awesome film!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)
# really?
I thought it was very average.. the comic is way better
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I hated that movie and would never watch it again...tbh.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, archived)
# nicely done indeed
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# watch it, his wool will burn very easily
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# in sock we trust.,
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# sock to the future!
:D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:00, archived)
# *puts on "power of love" - huey lewis and the news - dances!*
:D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
# oh hell yes
I'm totally sock gay for you.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Ace!
Is my internet connection b0rked, or does Rob need to feed the gerbil again?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# *snooze*
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *snuggles*
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived)
# He'll be hung, rolled and unravelled
for his crimes
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Shit
;D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# fantastic
I'm glad sock is back.
(, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)
# clicky
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Is that Katie Toadstool?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# It's a rather obscure joke.
She might be responsible for the death of the dinosaurs.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Aaaaah
Is she impacting on the Yucatán Peninsula?
In that case, have a pffffft.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# What about the subject line compo and what time do you call this?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# hahHh
that painting site is fucking incredible!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and shit.

sorry
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Dribble-proof?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Top Cat FTW
oops,that's "DIBBLE"
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# That's not useless
I hear it can down a man in one shot
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# and blast him to smothereens
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# revisiting an old chestnut
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# wow!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Forgot about TURDUCKEN!!!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Streets of Rage confusion
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Streets of RIS
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# CHICKEN!
There was a sub-game in Tekken 3 a bit like a scrolling beat-em-up. Every now and then there was a roast chicken you could eat to keep your health up. When you grabbed it, a husky voice would exclaim 'CHICKENNN'.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Tekken Force
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# That's the one!
'CHICKENNN'
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Ok, I have the sequel to human centipede all planned out - "human turducken".
A man stuffed with a woman stuffed with a baby.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# How is babby formed?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# The woman is stuffed with a baby
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Hooray for turducken!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# fook!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# my brain has just short-cicuited
woo and click
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Oh fuck
I just woke up this is all too much for me.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Maybe you should get some of the good ginseng
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Coffee and acid my friend.
Coffee and acid.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# There's not enough coffee and acid in the world
to get me to listen to more than 2 seconds of that.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# fantastic.........especially the twist
have a double helping of w/y/h
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Wowsers!
That's fantastic!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# That scares me.
*cleeeeeeeeek*
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
#


Not worth its own thread but it's new...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I know it's had its day, but I liked that meme...
ta!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Me too.
and the lies and the lies and the rape and the lies ...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Ha!
The semen, the screams of the raped...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I still do
And eagerly await the poster I ordered last week of this image:
imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Oh my. Oh.
That is so beautiful I weed a little. Oh wow.

This is all I can offer in reply:

(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# haha
I'm like Frank, I'll never get bored of Zalgo
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Yay!
I might have to make a few more...

edit: have an older one

(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Buggered up my paper, so he did.
so he did.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:53, archived)
# That is my fucking tv, well my old one
And my fucking picture!!! o_O
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 1:13, archived)
# What was the original image it was taken from?
That really is wonderful, especially the soldiers with the fish-faces.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ^What she said
That's bloody amazing.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Nice arts!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# YES YES YES
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Rubbish.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# There could not be a more perfect reply to that.
*weeps with joy*
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Fistful of fingers!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# *sets up a mutated monty fan club*
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Exquisite
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# wonderful
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# My local pub had some crap DJ playing the other night
and he had a 'trippy' video playing on all the screens while he did so. Every now and then an animation would pop up amongst the rainbow vomit images and every one of them was yours!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# pfft
there's no escape
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# its alright, the bloke said his name was Happytoast so i let him off
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# hell yes!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# tops
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# arrrrrrgh
rip mandlebrot *click*
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Mandlebot.
Beep beep beep
       beep beep
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# :D

loved the intro to Genius with Dave Gorman btw
seen it the other night and I was all oooh!! :)
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# cheers!
that was a lot of bloody work, about a month in all I think.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# yea it looked like an epic amount of work :D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# could you give us a link?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Ohhh
Didn't know you did that but should have recognised it. Well done. Excellent!
(, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:36, archived)
# woooo!
:)
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Entrancingly fractal
'click'
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)
# That's handy :D
I love you Cyriak you make my brain go gooey!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I'm getting
The Tomorrow People
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Well I have to 'jaunt' to work now :D
we need more drug-induced kids-tv.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# This is Life.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:32, archived)
# T w i s t e d
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:37, archived)
# This is what the GIF anim was invented for
Literally - they thought "one day someone will do this cool zooming animation with their fingers turning into hands and it'll be great, so we must invent the gif anim"

*click*
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Fucking fantastic
:DDD
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Give that man a big hand
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Fuckin' 'ell
That's good!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:21, archived)
# superb
just absolutely superb
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, archived)
# this is awesome,
and goes weirdly, hypnotically well with this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI7aL0-mJjs&feature=related
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I've gotta hand it to you
That's a good 'un
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Wowza!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Very excellent
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 23:18, archived)
#
help me
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 23:49, archived)
# It's one of those Handelbrot images?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:19, archived)
# that is astonishingly good
that is
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Benoît would be proud :')
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# my god!!!
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# haha nice.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Brilliant!
*waits until the end*

*watches a bit more, just in case the next one is the end*

BRILLIANT!!!
(, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Tribute to
Mandelbrot?

Awesomeageness.
(, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 5:13, archived)
# wow!
although I can't get the sound of splintering bones out of my head when watching this, especially at the 'wrist' twists

great work!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Woowzers!
That is simply fantastic.
(, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:34, archived)
# likes
a lot
(, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 5:32, archived)
# huzzah

(, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Bonfire Of The Manatees
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Spot-The-Difference
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry about the *cough* stain at the bottom
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# N
o
r
k
s
!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# As immortalised in the film "Nork by Norkwest"
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Why is it always vertical in your norks?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Took me a while... but I got there...

*FWAPS
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# RIS?
Sorry - not getting it - but I'm guessing it's good
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:36, archived)
# she fought until they all died.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# They don't make 'em like that anymore!
This gets a click for two obvious reasons.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Mammarockets?
Genuinely made me laugh that did! ;-)
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Text on a zeppelin
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# OH, THE HAMFISTED BROMANITY
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahahha
*click*

edit: Alright benito?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# not too bad ta, apart fom the lack of hummus for this compo.
you?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# B3ta is very factual today
have a hahahaha and a click
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Fund it!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I'll chuck this here
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Seams a good place to put it.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Fill your hands, you sonofabitch
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Heathrow really is starting to cater for all ethnicities
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Trust me, I have read all about lutefisk, rakfisk, surstromming and all the wonderful variants.
I got a can of surstromming a while back but I don't understand why someone would put that in their mouth, even if they were starving. It smells of death.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Step 1 : attach detonator
Step 2 : retreat to safe distance
Step 3 : Remotely activate detonator
Step 4 : Allow stench to clear
Step 5 : Advance slowly with gasmask, crispbread and salad
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# That's the thing
there's the initial stench, which I had been warned about. Then there's the actual stench.

DISCOVERY: THE ACTUAL STENCH IS IN NO WAY MORE PLEASANT THAN THE INITIAL ONE.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# As is often observed,
it is not an indoors food.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# it is not an in-mouth food.
THEY COULD HAVE DONE NICE THINGS WITH THAT FISH.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Pervert.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I agree, I guess vikings were tough
but I do fail to see why anyone would eat it these days.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# The part that I don't get
is that the vikings had access to fresh fish, at worst they might have to deal with frozen seas for 3 or 4 months at a time.

What posessed them to do this?

WHAT
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Ancestors eh?
Anglo-saxon peasants used to enjoy rancid bacon for lunch when they were toiling in the fields. The key word there is enjoy.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# well it is certainly worth stating that hunger is the best sauce
also that salty fatty food was a rarity for all of human development except for the last 60 years. Maybe salt was a novelty.

NOT FOR THOSE SEAFARING VIKINGS
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Faaahking Nordic pikeys!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Salt was an expensive commodity if I remember
my junior school history lessons properly.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# NOT FOR THOSE SEAFARING VIKINGS
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Perhaps they had enough of salt at sea.
'NOT SALT AGAIN WOMAN! STAND AGAINST THAT SHIELD WHILE I THROW MINE AXE AT THINE PIG-TAILS! WHERE IS MINE LUTEFISK?'
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Yay fot Owlbeasts! (Moonkins)
:D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I went on a food hygiene course yesterday, and we were asked to call out common pests in the workplace
someone behind me, deadly serious, shouted out 'owls'. The mind boggles.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# It's true
I've seen Futurama.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I love my moonkin - this is not my moonkin but one similar to it.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# They look like hippies
Probably penniless hippies, at that.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Maiden threw a party at the county jail...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Sssssssuperb
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Wormwood Scrubs?
The result of scriptwriters for a popular hospital sitcom drinking absinthe?
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# http://www.hmprisonservice.gov.uk/prisoninformation/locateaprison/prison.asp?id=404,15,2,15,404,0
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# *psst*
I was making a funny.

Or trying.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# psst
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# He loves cheese
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# > KICK HIS NOSE
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# ouch
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
ouch poor sod *click* :D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# lolwut?
haha
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Century eggs are wonderful.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# *hurls*
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming

I think Surströmming was the result of a misguided attemtpt to make beer from fish.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I have wondered about more than a few foods
I mean that first guy - what was he up to?

I don't know how hungry someone needs to be to try that shit. I mean really, those people were next to an ocean full of fresh fish. Sure, preserve the fish through the winter. I get that. But why not just smoke it or salt it? Why make it into soap?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW LUTEFISK BECAME A GOOD IDEA.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# It's a traditional food
Gotta respect tradition. Even if it's gutwrenchingly foul.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I don't understand how the tradition formed
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Desperation, sadomasochism
and lots of alcohol.

Like most traditions.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# But desperation didn't need to go that far
They had access to some of the most plentiful fish stocks in the world. Sure, things froze over for a few months each year, but they could have just smoked or salted the fish. Nobody can explain lutefisk.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I can't eat eggs, let alone those skanky looking things
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# DO IT
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# In that case...
no
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# DO IT FUCKER
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# you can't make me
can't, shan't, won't.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I ALREADY DID
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Amazing!
clicks
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# "In the ghetto"
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I don't know which I find more amusing - the ridiculous posturing of the gangsta rap world, or that of heavy metal bands and their fans.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# ???
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# We can't repel feelings of this magnitude, baby
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:20, archived)
# "we're caught in a trap"
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
# We need a more Elvis Friday
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# In the words of my mate
"There's always time for Elvis."
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I said that first!
ha ha
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
# ha ha :D
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha love that :D
We sooo need an Elvis Compo - someone suggest it please I'm busy getting ready for work ;)
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# There was one already - I think I did my first image for it.
Way back in the depths of 2007.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# It's always good to make fun of the dead.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I'm not going to say it again....

......
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
# elvis is currently talking on the subject of shitsnacks
GON EAT THIS ROLL TWO MORE TIMES
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Elvis proved that there are some meals that are better enjoyed on the second pass
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
# That brings up memories
of that episode of South Park where Cartman craps out of his mouth...
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# maybe if you play it in reverse
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)

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