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[challenge entry] RACISM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Make tracks . . . Rosie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Banjo Four Head
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:41, archived)
# ARGH!...CNUT IT IN THE FUCK!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:45, archived)
# In the key of G ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:48, archived)
# best of all the strings :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Mark Twang
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:55, archived)
# FORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:49, archived)
# SWING IT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Zaphod's dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# It's all relative . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:53, archived)
# haha....you've exceeded your head limit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# You've hot it down pat . . . 10 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:54, archived)
# With that many heads he could make a lot of money
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:03, archived)
# True . . . he has mouths to feed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# That's one, errr make that four, evil pluckers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Banjo pickin' finger plucker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:10, archived)
# *plays deliverance banjo tune*
yuuuuuup
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Multi duelin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# sweet duel jazz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# With four brains you'd think he'd be doing science or something.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# They're probably thinking about it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Oo a Woody, What a Buzz..
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Is Woody helping Buzz take his jetpack off?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Yes small child, that is exactly what he is doing...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:35, archived)
# How helpful!
What a good friend Woody is.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Phew...
for a second there I thought he was anally violating Buzzlightyear...
I'm glad you put me straight on that, I wouldn't have slept tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
# don't be stupid, they've both still got their trousers on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Phwoar
trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# ^ Wood (y)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:34, archived)
# is that toy story lego??
in my day you had to use your imagination if you wanted anything other than a man with a smiley face and a hat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Yes
It is indeed.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:41, archived)
# In my day, it were all fields
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Why is woody so big compared to buzz?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I wondered that too
In toy story the film though, Buzz is bigger than woody isn't he?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Anyhow, jolly good show!
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:49, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Fantastic . . . how much for the plague ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:29, archived)
# 11p
I have an antiques and collectables shop and bought in some original 60's boxed lego today. It's going up in value. Funny old world int it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Value Packed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:38, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:31, archived)
# not mine ! just funny
(jabells, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Tineye says you nicked that!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Oh no.
No no no no no.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Double offender! :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# I don't know which is worse, your attempt to offend a religion
or the fact that you've posted someone else's work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Well he's posted someone else's religion
and offended someone's work.
Q.E.D.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# posting someone else's work is definitely worse
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
# no bloody no
you're fired
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# to hull?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Second time today...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Try this !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:31, archived)
# looks nothing like the man
stung like a bee, so I am told.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Don't hold back there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# This goes very nicely with the pic immediately above! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] how many lego men will it take to roll a spliff


Click for bigger (458 kb)
(jabells, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
# you want links ------>
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Another stolen image!
Get thee to a buggery.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Was just looking for an old post someone put up ages ago, had a rather prominent image of drugs,
but after the first or second reply mentioned the fact that police frequent this site the thread was deleted pretty quick. Chances are it won't be in any archive. Anyone know the one I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# b3ta has it's own police force
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# That is insane.

Dear the police reading this board.

I love druks and have some on me right now.


Come and get me.

Yours sincerely

Larry Death

Stornoway.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# fof upi ,slr yjod?
did you make this?* ok who moved my keyboard 1 key over...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# bir nw
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
#
i just stuck the pics together for fun.. stolen yes re-imagined maby ??
(jabells, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# have you not understood how this b3ta works?
you post your own work, not stuff you found on the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# What are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:25, archived)
#

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# looks a bit like a Bugatti Veyron
what a car THAT IS.....proper job
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Audio A Go Go
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Vorsprung durch Technik
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I do like the colours in this :)
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# thats just....
amazing

new wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Is that an R8?
My mates got an R8. Nice motor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Yeah well,
My dad's bigger than your dad.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Oo-er missus etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley bindun?
/too fucking lazy to go and look blog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
That he's got a smiley face makes this absolutely awesome! Ahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks! :)
I always saw this combination of colours as the 'traditional' Lego man. Just missing his black hair, but that looked like FAR too much work to model.
The fourth one along on this pic is the other 'proper' Lego man. I don't hold with all these new-fangled gurning faces on the heads - I draw the line at an eye patch and ginger beard for the old pirate sets.

Guess I'd better blow the cobwebs off this thing, as well: pea alert original post
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# If it was made out of cushy stuff it would be a nice comfortable recliner !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:20, archived)
# still haven't watched that movie
probably wont haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
# HAHAHA
This is my first visit since the start of the new compo and the board's fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# that was on the SciFi channel last night
pleasant viewing for all the family
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:38, archived)
# HA HA!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Seemed so much better in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Blaade?
Have you been reading about the prequel/sequels on /links too? Worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# That's the official Blade Runner font
I don't just cut and paste this shit, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Crazy double A type thing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# it the distant future a sale is ending soon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# That's a moire :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha very good! sounds a bit like some new sexual fetish
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Smeg head
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Not bad... I think I got this from someone else's head. Probably Archie's... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Ah, Gold Hill.
The North of England filmed in Dorset.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The magic of television.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# My first love came from that very town, and we walked hand-in-hand upon that very hill.
She had cracking norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:58, archived)
# POIDH
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:19, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# nunnerla-ner, nunnerla-ner, nunnerla-ner-ner-ner, nunnerla-ner, nunnerla-ner,
nerner nerner ner... [goes into harmonica fill]

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Is it not time for the medication again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# *hic*
I've already had four pints...

*slides off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Candle!
*congratulatifies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:57, archived)
#

(Samuel Hell Jackson The one with Bad Motherfucker written on it, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Oh good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Body builder
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
Fuck
(herman:D, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking hell oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# pure win
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:20, archived)
# wow
all these comments for a quick and dirty post of a much loathed by many meme, how odd :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Must be because his face isn't in the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)
# quick and shit will always triumph
*click*


not that it's at all shit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:39, archived)
# nice
: Dh ah ah ah ahah ahahahhahahahahahahahahah!!!!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Beautiful :D
I don't think this challenge is for me, but who knows, inspiration may strike later into the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] My Mum was killed by a Lego........................you insensitive bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Still at least you still had cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)
# That's not cakes
That's a flat grey sixer upside down
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)
# No cookies for either of you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Shrink my T-shirt in the wash would you?
(She had it coming, don't kid yourself)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)
# There's only so much a man can take.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# also...Who says the rabbit was a gracious loser?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Looks like the rabbit won round two !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# that's wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
* Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Delayed fwap!
You should see a doctor about that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Good thing she didn't choke on it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# This wouldn't have happened if we all would just shop giant kitties.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Happy candle!
I was thinking about you this morning too...I was wondering how you have time to make all your shops? I can't seem to get anything done lately....Anyways...Happy b3taday to you!... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Cheers sir!
I do them as my 'little breaks' shall we say ;)
My brother always asks me the same thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I'm keeping a Ninj file to inspire me (your best stuff).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Ooh bless you...
*blushes* :) Most kind of you sir! :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# (that's some silly shite, eh?!)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:36, archived)
# awwwwww
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Love the cat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# That's no moon
One of my hens laid this egg, as seen.
She's since transferred to the dark side i.e. two feet underground in my garden.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# You killed a chicken just because it laid a spherical egg?
That's a bit bloody summary isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Wrong season for summary justice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# summery justice sounds lovely
better than that cold and wet wintery justice... brrr
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah, but the Daily Mail would be up in arms about summery justice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Nah,
Either a fox got at her, or she was ill. I forget the specifics.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Pretty clear distinction...
Fox - feathers and parts dotted everywhere.
Illness - lifeless but largely intact chicken.

Not a lot of grey area ;p

My folks used to have chickens. My dad could never bring himself to wring 'em when they were on their way out. In a farming area, he actually suffered the indignity of taking a chicken to the vet to have it put down...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# True, but...
the wavy lines come from having lost a fair few birdies to foxes and/or general death.
I forget which fate befell the artist behind this George Lucas homage.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# egg
oh, an egg comes out of chicken
egg
oh, a chicken comes out of an egg
egg
oh, an egg comes out a chicken
egg,
oh, a chicken comes out of an egg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# But which came first?
This is a trick question, as only the cocks can cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Unless of course the egg contains a male bird.
* Gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# 10 minutes 39 seconds of greatness
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# How sad
That's exactly what I thought when I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I doubt you thought it would be quite this badly done...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# why didn't you eat the chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Don't eat an animal you didn't kill yourself,
not including cellophane wrapped beasts at the supermarket, obviously.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ohh right i see, in case it died of a disease like?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# or was killed by an aids-infested monkey
you could catch aids *and* salmonella from the same poorly-cooked bird
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# sam and ella?! anyway aids isn't always bad
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Edward Spannerhands
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# George Alagiah?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# needs more wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# doesn't everything
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Frankenstein?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Knocked this together all quick and dirty like....

or think of it as revisiting an old favourite..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I don't really understand this either :(
b3ta is better than me today :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# York
shire horses?
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Happyb3taday:D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Kittehh Cayke!!
Cheers herman!!

:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Ahhhhh....!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
#
And here we have boob-heads....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Sources
I needses sources for erm... researches. That's right, researches
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# have you tried teh interwebz?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# yeah
it has lots of images making it hard to find
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I think the original....
was on www.gifsoup.com but watch out some are very NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Ooh
Ta muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# O__O ...i fear not.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Nice :D

(herman:D, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] wonderful :)
And having a small de-lurk for this... It's even shoe-horned in an obligatory star wars reference
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# hehehehehe
I looked at in the Lego shop the other day.

Then I saw the price and quietly put it back on the shelf and stepped away
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# ^
I need civilisation to collapse so I can raid Toys 'R' Us and finally get all the Lego I want
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I've convinced myself that I shall never set foot in legoland windsor,
as I found out last night they have a 'pick n mix' lego shop
it's practically inviting bankruptcy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Oh my stars! Pick 'n' mix lego?
*sells kidney*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# *buys*
Well, I do need a new one, seriously....but then again..pick'n'mix lego you say...?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:58, archived)
# ..
www.legoland.co.uk/Explore/Shopping/NEW-BIG-Shop/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
# So hang on...
You get to go round going 'yes I'll have that... and that... and that...' and get all your joyous things and a bill at the end?

That's just irresponsible.

Now, who would like to buy a child? Just over a month old, very well-behaved...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
#
< nails self to floor >
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# That's like the Lego Shop in Brighton
£12.50 for a "large"* cup

* their definition of large differs to mine
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Last time I was there you could build your own minifig for like £1.50
I was there for half an hour, elbowing 6 year-olds out of the way so I could get all the bits I wanted
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:19, archived)
# I didn't realise for ages that the mini-figures weren't allowed in your filler cup!
Whoops!

£1.50 is really expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# for a separate minifig, it's quite cheap
have a look on ebay at the price of them, shocking how much some can go for
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Yeah, but, if the fig only comes in a £250 set
People will pay mad money.

In case you didn't know, they've taken to gluing the minfigs back onto the fridge magnets now as (a) Kenner complained they were effectively selling 'figure packs' and (b) as soon as a new magent set came out, sales of the set the figures come from fall off a cliff.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Did it sound
like this?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Nice reflections.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# This is a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :D ning
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] boobs or eyes :D
excuse the pea

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaah
*clicks to death*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Tuce Oun!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# i was wondering why that hadn't been posted yet
hahaha there goes my thread.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# hahah
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Hehe
I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Ning sir!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# I don't understand this :(
Is it racist :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# a black lego brick
can't be racist
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Go green, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Nom, nom, nom, nom...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Why?
hahaha wonderful though :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# The link is so tenuous I almost feel ashamed!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Masterchef now seems to have morphed from X-factor rip-off to Apprentice rip-off :o(
I used to really like that programme as well.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# It's got better
I really thought this series had jumped the shark at the start, but last weeks was ace.
Didn't see last nights yet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Which was last week - the one with the previous winners?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Try the Oz one it's much better
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Awww, lawdblessim.
The less able part of the presenting double-act responsible for 'Veg talk' on Radio 4.

Oh, how we laughed*

* only not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# hello
this could go on for some time... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Or like last week
"I'll do the cooking, you just sit, eat and chat, OK?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Pudding face!
gawd luv 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I'm hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# True story
It's crap, seamtastic and a little too big, but then again I've only just got gimp, the nearest I've got to an image package was microsoft paint and I have no artistic talent
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
#
www.getpaint.net

is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I'll say I'll have a look at it
but I know I'm too lazy now I've got one programme, why overload my pathetic brain with more.
Will keep it for reference though, if I'm still struggling with gimp might give it a whirl
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Why thank you
Think there was a lego competition on here a while back and I went into the Lego shop in Brighton to buy the kits to make this thing a reality but didn't have enough internal organs to sell for them.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Wobblys question of the day
How shit do you think these polls are
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)
# There's no picture on this thread.
Massive.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# i cant see anything wrong with them
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Best of all the polls.
I love
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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Ok I'll be the first ....
Cnut!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I love poles
..there's something about them
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:07, archived)
# The can be quite attractive.
Sheer magnetism I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I like their dancing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Links is two doors down --------->
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
'buying Lego'?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Question of the Week Vote-o-matic
Help us choose this week's QOTW - poll closes in about an hour

Question of the Week
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And for the "There's no picture on this thread" massive: The truth about The Len Ganley Stance

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Needs more 'lol fabricated sexual encounter'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Vote stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# just overrule the poll boss man ;)
and yes, dropbox is the best thing since the last best thing got sliced
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I love that thier tutorial refers to a 'magic pocket'
i sniggered like a little boy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Internet rage
Because that's what the /talktards will turn it into anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Did somebody put both feet in the same leg of his pants this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# *glances over at qotw*
no, you're absolutely right, it won't be over-run by /talk trolls at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Mummy mummy! The big boys are playing in the public park!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Aw
it must have taken you ages to think that up
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# health and safety is shit
we've already done colleagues and bosses, so peas ahoy on that one.
internet rage will be beaker city.
hangover hell will be puking, shitting and waking up in strange beds.
vote for i can't cook, it's the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# yay!
cooking is catching up!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# it needs to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# fuck it, i'm off for a spot of karting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I fear
Health and safety will end up being full of bullshit stories from the Daily fail which in reality are nothing to do with H & S.

Like the stepping stones in Derby or whether it was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# You can't even order black coffee these days unless you're wearing a turban.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I read that as stupid colleges
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# That's right.
Oh hang on. I read that as stupid colleagues.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I vote (F)
(F) What's wrong with this world - it's obviously fucked isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Can we have that one, please?
Seriously, that could be the most fun one in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Suggest it...
...and we might do it next week

www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Aww, come on! You have the authority to override the vote!
It would be like having every OAP in the world all in one place! How much more fun could one ask for?
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Chiles by Hogarth

Inspired by the good Captain ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# haha!
looks like miriam margolyes
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# wicked chiles!
do you see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# heehee!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# not only candles, but fat dandies in wigs!
can this get any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# * Needs more cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Or Bleakley sucking him off
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# ^
while Judy from off of Richard and Judy penetrates her with a barbed strapon etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Does Judy still have that barbed strap-on?
I thought she'd sheared off all the barbs when trying to penetrate Russel Grant's steel-lined anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I say barbed
I mean "studded with broken barb shafts"

as well you know
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# will you settle for this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# It's raised a semi
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Phwooorrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha........candles too.....have a good one Ninj:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Cheers Elvis!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# ...and I'm done
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Nice.
Good Afternoon sir. Happy candleday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Afternoon Stan!
And thank you! :):)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Cheers XLVII!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# 8D
Clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Save it, i AM an Oasis fan
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Talentless shite.
Liam, not you.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# that's a mighty fine coat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# You are Marv aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# just thought you was tryin' to steal my records
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I never understood
why he doesn't just adjust his microphone stand to be a little bit shorter so that he can reach it properly

other than the fact that he's a fucking talentless waste of skin who should be drowned in a bucket, that is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# true
he always looks like he's about to suck cock
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:27, archived)
# they wouldnt trust him to operate a complicated piece of equipment like a microphone stand
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Talentless frontman of one of the most successful bands in the last 20 years.
7000.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# If that's your measure of talent
then yeah, he's right up there with SuBo and Jedward
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# You're not seriously suggesting you think Oasis are unsuccessful?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# SuBo's incredibly successful
I'd just rather gouge out my eardrums with another man's cock than listen to her sing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Completely carried by his - admittedly very talented - brother.
Posturing twerp. Gives it all the 'street level Manc' crap and as soon as he's got a bit of cash he pisses off to London, marries an All Saint and starts a fashion house.

Yeah bravo. Sticking true to your roots there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Noel is a better song writer, that's a given.
Liam still is a talented singer, and songs he's wrote have been just as successful.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I fear we are bound never to agree on this.
My personal take on things - go back to the 90s when the great Oasis/Blur debate was in full swing. Oasis won that in terms of pure commercial success.

Since then, Damon Albarn has gone on, through Blur, solo work, The Good The Bad and the Queen, Monkey Journey to the West, and Gorrilaz, to push the creative boundaries of his music, creating genuinely new and inspirational sounds and generally advancing the artform significantly.

Meanwhile, Liam and co have been grinding out the same stuff, album after album, until only the most die-hard of fans stubbornly insist that they retain any relevance as creative artists.

Commercially successful yes, due to the hard core religiously buying everything they release, but these days there's far too much confusion of commercial success and intrinsic worth.

What's the story. I'll give you that. That was a good album. Everything before or since - hugely overrated.

IMHO.

Rant over. Sorry for going on. I feel better for that, though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# No no no.
Whats the story was also crap.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Over a decade and a half of arguing the toss with Oasis fans I have grudgingly been persuaded to concede this point.
Grudgingly.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Third most bought album in the UK.
Behind Sgt Pepper's and Queen's Greatest Hits.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
# and they're both crap, too
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# In a way i do agree.
But in Oasis' defense, that's the music they like making. For them there's no need to push creative boundaries.
To me, the new Beady Eye album is about as creative as Liam will get, it's not Oasis, but it's very similar, and there's nothing wrong with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Have to admit to no real appetite to chase up his new stuff ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Haha, it was Radio2's album of the week last week.
I was genuinely surprised at the lack of difference to Oasis, having lost, arguably, a vital member.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Definitely Maybe is a surprisingly good album
if you speed it up by a third.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I'm constantly baffled by my brains inability to enjoy "mainstream success"
Susan Boyle, James Blunt, Oasis, Robbie Williams, Cheryl Cole, all of it is almost impossible for me to listen to, and I really can't explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# because it
is a triumph of marketing over content? it's vacuous shite.
(prostheses, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# but so many people seem to love it and throw money at it
it's not fair, I want to sell to the idiot masses :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Yeah, the people with different taste to you are idiots.
One of my friends doesn't like butter in his sandwiches, the fucking thicko!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Godwin imminent ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# it's a turn of phrase, not an attack
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
# OOOooooo, I also did one of him in a silly coat for an Aussie music rag...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Sly Stallone?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# it was never used...
and that's probably why:)
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I like that, and i loved that coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
# That's ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# his review of Radiohead's album was interesting, he breaks down the production process and splits the whole thing wide open:
"I heard that fucking Radiohead record and I just go, ‘What?!’ I like to think that what we do, we do fucking well. Them writing a song about a fucking tree? Give me a fucking break! A thousand year old tree? Go fuck yourself! You’d have thought he’d have written a song about a modern tree or one that was planted last week. You know what I mean?"

Quite an expose I'm sure you'll agree.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Inciteful
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
# i'd rather listen to a song about a tree than a song about a wall.
And I dont care how wonderful it is.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Personally, it doesn't bother me that he's thick.
More interesting than your average.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)

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