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It's not complicated
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Newington ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:13,
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but I hate Parma Violets
but I also hate dogshit so know I am even more confused
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:15,
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But which is worst?
Only one way to find out...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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I once made a bloke wait in the street while I went home for a plastic bag
so he could pick up the jobby his dog had just done. Surprisingly he waited in the next street 'til I got back, such was my ire.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18,
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Yesterday
I saw a woman catching her dog's poo before it hit the ground - in a placcy bag wrapped round her hand - and for some reason this struck me as being horribly wrong.
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MisterPunch did it that way on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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we had a dog for a short period
and I used to witness this chap who always carried a plastic bag in his hand with his dog, but always managed to be be looking the other way when his dog crimped off a length. Crafty sod.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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Extracting the poo, before it leaves the anus ...
It's very nearly this
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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My mate used to have a couple of Yorkies (fucking horrible dogs).
When one was constipated, he used to have to squeeze it like a toothpaste to help it out. He confessed to pulling a couple of 'dry ones' out of it's bum. Hopefully he wore gloves.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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Or used his teeth ... as long as his hands stayed clean
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:47,
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I think I'd have taken to to carrying a set of tongs
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:59,
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*bokes*
i have to pick up my dogs shit several times a day, but thats just a bit grim.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:49,
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I was gonna say this is revolting
then I remember I empty the output of three cats from the litter boxes here...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:54,
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They call them dog owners, but they follow round collecting the dog's poo
someone got pwned, but it wasn't the dog ;)
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doog Don't read this. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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Someone round our way
has taken to spraypainting a 'Clean it Up' stencil all over the place Pretty sure it's not the council doing that Good thing to as our road is a potential death trap for doings
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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I live in the Cotswolds
And over here you'll regularly see elderly vicars and members of the W.I. stooping down in fields and muddy tracks to pick up dog shit from all the other myriad forms of shit on the ground. If you go to any residential street in London (such places you'd have thought the tidy up laws were invented) the streets are peppered with shit. Gauden Road, SW4 springs to mind.
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Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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Don't know what parma violets are, but they're presumably better than dogshit.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18,
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no. no they are not
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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then you'll have no objection to eating this dog shit then?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:27,
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mmm
it has a nice dry crusty exterior. A hint of grass, and a wonderfully fondant, yet meaty centre that lingers on the palette for several hours Very nice.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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*bokes*
that's gonna repeat on you all afternoon.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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They are the most bizarre confectionary item known to man
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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Oh I remember those now, I'll take the dogshit, please.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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Them and fucking cherry lips - bleurgh!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:27,
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Although bacon chocolate
is pretty odd as well.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:02,
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"hand scooped"
Excellent.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:08,
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everything looks fine here
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:24,
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hahahahahaha!
I can't be the only person in the world who likes Parma Violets
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18,
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oh you fucking weirdo!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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no
i had a giant pack the other month. they were the size of love hearts.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:28,
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*drools*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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I buy 10 packs of those and dissolve them in vodka
fucking lush!
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Peej ,
Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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most certainly not!
Nom Nom Nom
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:50,
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let's give that nice Mr Clegg what he wants
he's so sexeh.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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This makes me smile
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jesseventura ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:52,
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Errrr....
Parma Violets Purple Soap
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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Haha brilliant.
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WormuIus ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:11,
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No one likes parma violets
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:54,
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i do
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:08,
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I do too
And so does my father-in-law. That's why he let me marry his daughter.
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:34,
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not done one of these in a while, so I did to try and fix my brain
the skinned bit looks like Chewbacca to me for some reason :Dcheers for the nice words those who've sent them too
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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That's great
I don't know what the nice words are for, but consider some more sent
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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haha
I see what you mean, but ace as usual
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:59,
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yay thats ace!
have you read Ex-heroes by peter Clines?? its about zombies and superheroes :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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Hope your brain gets goode, have you tried playing Pokemanz to make it sweet?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:11,
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That's beautiful
Do me! Do me! Oh fuck, I'm on fire!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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Kindles!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:13,
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NWOT
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:13,
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fuck that
I'm padlocking the fire escape
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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^What she said^
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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And connecting the fire hoses to truck's fuel tank.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo! ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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Hahahahahahahah
perfect,although you need a "leave blank if you want them to burn" :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:08,
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Many happy candles to you
: D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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Nice
I don't know about Chewbacca, chewed certainly. Anybody here play Left4Dead2? Is that new campaign properly difficult or is it just me?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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The No Mercy campaign update has made it near impossible on 8 player versus
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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I've played that in campaign, never played it in 8 player
versus though. I think the new one is called Cold Water? Kept getting lost on the first level and gave up on the second when the Tank spawned at the river bed. I need a lot of space to tackle those buggers. And molotovs.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:07,
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they should have used you to promote the walking dead TV series.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18,
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Lovely!
A rare glimpse into the anatomy of a toastican person.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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Now I'm feeling zombified.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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I'll be hiding over there somewhere
You can blame Notorious PIG
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:47,
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Please don't let her cross/uncross her legs...
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:49,
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there is only 1 way to find out
cleeeeeeeeeeek eeeeeeeeeeeeeet NO DON'T!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:49,
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It would be like the scene from Indiana Jones ...
when they open the tomb :D
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:52,
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I need to clear my cache pronto!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:54,
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Arrrrgghhhhh!!!!!
You bastard! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:52,
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Gaaaaaaah
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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Growler!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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Oh my... that's just wrong
If I was a lot younger I would tell someone about this and then you would be in trouble :)
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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yeh
like you aren't tugging one out right now ;D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58,
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Well it's not going to wank itself now is it?
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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someone said to me the other day that her and Moira Stewart were an item at one point
Dear internets, is this true?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58,
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there were a lot of references to them both when I was looking for sauces
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:00,
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Well, Moira once went out with Des Lynam
not sure if that's enough to put you off men for life, though.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:15,
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Pat's moustache is better
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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I've been flagellating myself furiously
as pennance
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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:03,
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Old Man
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:36,
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Yes!
Never underestimate an old man in a wise-man's-hat.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:39,
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hahaha
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:40,
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epic
we need a hollywood/bollywood movie asap
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:42,
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FARRP!
CHOLT! CHOOMF!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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CHOOMF!!!
hahahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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hahahaha
epic
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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he has a chicken jalfrezi ray!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:47,
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Oh yes indeedy!
I love this. *clicks*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:47,
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Hahaha
Fantastic
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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that'll learn him
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:59,
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CHOLT!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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CHOLT!
Ace. Reminds me of fist of the north star. He pressed his pressure point for his arse muscles
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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If I had a superpower,
this would be it but the only one i have is the ability to click, that'll have to suffice.
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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:05,
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The worst app developer in the world?
You've been Fired , Divorce? and a shit word search game. This guy is devoid of his own ideas and is a dead-inside know nothing.
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Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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I read that as Cat Death App and thought you were going to upset some people with your post.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:28,
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No Way!!1!!
I ain't a sicko bruv
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Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:32,
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Use of comic sans makes any news acceptable
Apart from Aisha Gaddafi's latest ramblings. "In 1911 Italy killed my grandfather in an air strike" The first recorded air strike took place in November 1911 - nobody was injured. This would also mean her father or mother was born in or before 1911. Her dad was born in 1942 so this means she had a very very old mother. Or 1) she's rambling nonsensically, or 2) the translator got it wrong.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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the what now?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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Looser Musa Kusa?
/Waiting for Pat Butcher related comments
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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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he looks like Pat Butcher
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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Needs some proper disco balls, or chandeliers...
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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!! ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:57,
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2 mins
I didn't think I could hold my breath for that long
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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:57,
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it was within 2 seconds of me seeing it
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:00,
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You obv not Guybrush enough to comment
:)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:12,
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how appropriate, you fight like a cow
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:23,
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I wanted to invite Pam St Clement to our wedding. I think she's awesome.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:58,
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Musa Kusa
Has a 6 month stay in the UK and is probably available
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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:59,
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Yeah but I bet they won't let him into Shermanington, which is where we're doing it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:00,
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I got her autograph when I was little
Apparently I wanted to kill her afterwards so it'd be worth money. Don't know why my mum stopped me :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:11,
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Well
That's quite creepy.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:15,
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he looks like Terry Butcher
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:57,
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Would!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:57,
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he looks like a Crafty Butcher
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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Hahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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I'd rather pat my butcher's dog.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:40,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:37,
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Arf!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:41,
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I read what Cameron said in the evening standard yesterday
I wasn't going to vote; but I sure am going to vote against the cunt now. Vote yes for AV. Interested why? I'll give you a great reason.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:45,
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hahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:45,
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Whoever wins ... we lose.
Oh, sorry
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:54,
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hahaha :)
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:16,
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i don't think AV will make any difference to the voting system
therefore, i'm not going to vote either way. i might just write "couldn't give a fuck" in my best copperplate calligraphy.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:26,
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For the love of God, don't do it.
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nameleft has bought a new telescope ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:33,
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*dissents*
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:35,
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If you have "even less grasp of reality"
get your arse down to the polling booth. It's you they're looking for.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:37,
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Hello?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:39,
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Hahahahaha!
Oddly true
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:42,
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Hahaha
*looks for Rainbow Unicorn tick box* :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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Like the Jedi religion, if enough people claim it as a legitimate option then it comes to be.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:11,
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But
65% didn't vote for Blue because he's rubbish. Most of us hate him But Blue got in. That's shit.
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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You're completely right,
stupid people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
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Neville Squamous ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:12,
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hahahahah
but yes, that is still better. At least then the majority of people are happy. Or are you simply saying people who have the intelligence to go and vote but prefer unicorns are not people/worthy of deciding how their life is controlled? you sound Tory
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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Fuck it.
Save the unicorns.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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In this scenario under FTTP would you not have to keep on rerunning the election until the purple fella decided to vote for either Red or Blue? So you would in effect have an AV system only one that costs a lot more and requires people to go down to voting booth every bleeding week till he changed his mind?
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Horny4Truth ,
Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:23,
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:23,
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ooooh James you old school Conservative
Spying's never been quite the same since Maggie left power eh?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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Bond's opinion is usually pretty sound, hating the beatles for example.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:27,
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Lang....
lang a lang a lang a lang Lang a lang lang a lang a lang...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:36,
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Bodo budu
bada baah!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:40,
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something's come up
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:38,
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he means his cock
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:40,
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heehee!
i'm guessing some of those stunts would be pretty tricky with a raging hard-on
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:43,
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Jahhhh face
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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!! ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46,
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Haaaaahahahaha
But if you're going to do lots, bang them all in the same thread.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46,
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I wonder how he likes his donuts
Prolly with jamin
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:54,
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Is that Terry Nutkins?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:57,
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too many fingers
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:01,
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pffft...
that did cross my mind
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:10,
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Final one.. as requested by Wildyles
Birthday boy Thomas with original camera shake. EDIT: Fucksocks, sorry b3ta, that should have been down there with the others.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:34,
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"Go ahead, kid, suicide will be nice and easy!"
ace :D he's got some brilliant stuff on here:www.youtube.com/user/TomWilsonUSA
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37,
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I still maintain 2 is the best of trilogy
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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Hmmm... I sort of agree.... 2 is my favourite, but I know 1 is the better movie
If that makes any kind of sense.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46,
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I concur
it has everything, except Crispin Glover
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:48,
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yeah, shame that
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:56,
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Indeed
it was on telly the other day, I really enjoyed it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:23,
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Nope, Number 3.
Steam trains! Woo Woo! And I just love the engineer in that. "An ah mean hotter'an the fires of hell itself!"
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:02,
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Give me all your money, bookworm, or I blow your brains out.
Now fill it up on number seven. Don't do nothing stupid, man. I'm a good shot. I can hit you from here. Hey, man ... what you reading in there? You a college boy or something? I'll bet you think you're smart. Think you could outsmart a bullet? What do you say we find out, huh? I'm talking to you! What do you say, huh? I'M TALKING TO YOU!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:41,
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"Come quietly, or there will be... trouble"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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Ooooh!
That took me a moment there :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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We... we killed you!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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Ha ha ha
* Laughs in the face of danger
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:45,
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heeeellllllpppp..... meeee......
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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I spotted him in The Informant! just t'other day
top film, madness, utter madness
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46,
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hahahah excellent.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:58,
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Yay
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:19,
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Tactical voting, AV style
Not exactly campaigning either way, but what's the point anyway?
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GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:30,
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I'd vote Chilli Pepper party every time
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:31,
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You know what?
I reckon they're from California. I'm not sure, but I reckon they are. If only there was some way to find out - like if they'd written a song about it, or something.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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they probably live in the city of angles or something
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:36,
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Yahtzee!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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Ah, the good old Portable Personal Executive Decision Maker
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:09,
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I'm a newbie so go easy on me...
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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!! ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:11,
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When chest hair goes out of hand
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:12,
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RIIIIIICKY
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:14,
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Balls
now I'm picturing Daniella Westbrook's face on Tony Basil's cheerleading body *scrubs brain*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:20,
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Erm ... WHAT?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:20,
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Well, basically,
Claudius dies, and Hamlet dies immediately after achieving his revenge. At this moment, a Norwegian prince named Fortinbras, who has led an army to Denmark and attacked Poland earlier in the play, enters with ambassadors from England, who report that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. Fortinbras is stunned by the gruesome sight of the entire royal family lying sprawled on the floor dead. He moves to take power of the kingdom. Horatio, fulfilling Hamlet’s last request, tells him Hamlet’s tragic story. Fortinbras orders that Hamlet be carried away in a manner befitting a fallen soldier. The end.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:22,
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Tag it.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:28,
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Tag it?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:31,
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Tag heure.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:36,
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Taggert?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37,
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So nobody can copy it without your say so.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37,
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Well, that ship pretty much sailed, in fairness.
Roughly 400 years ago... ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:40,
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Which was the point of my (totally failed) comment.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:34,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:29,
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Ah, yes - we'll always have Gorzów Wielkopolski
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37,
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*takes considerable issue with this statement*
You'll be hearing from my sound insulation people forthwith!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:38,
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Actually, I think you'll find the most sensible answer is
"No no no, your trifle is on fire."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:40,
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But Mother,
I am hungry for a balloon!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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Quiet, my sweet
for it is only in here that bears are naturally indigenous.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46,
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You forgot the briefcase!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43,
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hhahahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:23,
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That's a load of icing sugar, no wonder my nan was go hyper on car journeys...
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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!! ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:25,
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that tartan blanket wasn't for picnics
it was to put over her head like a budgie
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:26,
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hahahahahahaha
classic travel sweet binge, he'll be feeling that for days
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:25,
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hehe
I wonder how many glove boxes have been forensically swabbed only to find out the white powder was just sugar
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:27,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:27,
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haha
like a baby fart after talc powder
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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SKAGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:19,
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I did a little cartoon based around the word 'Construction'...
this is the start of it (link to full thing below). It was supposed to be just one maybe two panels but it got out of hand. Then I realized it's really for a niche audience. Basically nerds:Full Thing
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis... ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:27,
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I like that
It's brilliant
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:31,
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hahahahaha *click*
Health & Safety in the movies compo anyone?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:31,
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oooh... this
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:33,
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yes...
lets do that and forget you saw this
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis... ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:42,
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Just post it again
ibn an existing thread, obviously
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:45,
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is done
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1169258 I now await lots of Star Wars/Movie Poster Lols criticism
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:50,
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I'd probably do another one...
I've got some 'issues' with Avatar.
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis... ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:51,
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I haven't seen it
but I would have hoped that Tobias Fünke got a cameo in it
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:54,
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Ha!
I've just started re-watching those to fill in for the lack of Parks and Recreation last week.
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis... ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:56,
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ooh - not heard of that
I shall look out for it
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:02,
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hehehehehe!
amazingly your site gets through my work firewall
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:32,
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then I shall have to double my efforts;)
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis... ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:07,
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Glad you did the extended version
Keep up the good work
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:32,
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Nerds!...
I mean thankyou:) I almost gave up on it a few times.
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis... ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:34,
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Haha, great stuff - and too much like my old workplace =)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:35,
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This is excellent.
Great way to start the day :D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:36,
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morning Jpeg
fancy a pint at lunchtime?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:44,
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Morning Guv!
Sounds like a fine plan. What you having?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:55,
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pint of Large please
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:10,
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How about a couple of bottles of this?
www.kasteelcru.co.uk/ Or the place across the street has this on draft as a guest beer currently. It's very nom.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:16,
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amazing
Someone's down for a Chokey bonus this quarter :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:53,
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Hahaha
That was brilliant... I will now go and refer to someone as a 'clusterfuck'
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:59,
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I used the phrase 'mongolian clusterfuck' in a meeting
in didn't go down too well
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:02,
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I get to use that one quite a bit.
It describes most projects here.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:13,
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Your position as the ambassador to Mongolia
doesn’t really allow you to flourish
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:15,
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His comments got him rather a poor reception
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:17,
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they say I'm 'not diplomatic enough'
the foreign fucks
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:25,
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I recommend an immediate diplomatic clusterfuck...
...in the neck
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:35,
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ah
you are thinking of the ambassador to France
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:38,
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That's the fella
sounds a bit like barnaby bear
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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I have a film called Mongolian Death Worm in the sky planner
I may watch that tonight
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:20,
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That is bloody fantastic!
*clicks thrice*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:07,
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Very good...
also 'clusterfuck' - Ha ha ha...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:07,
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thanks for all the lully comments...
I'm off to start the day proper, have a good day all!:)
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis... ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:26,
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This is great!
*clicks*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:29,
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So many to choose from for
todays Birthday Girl So I will leave you this, while I go off the do some research.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:16,
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I demand EMMA THOMPSON!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:26,
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I, on the other hand, am quite happy to stare at this gif all morning!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:28,
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^ this HARD!
;)
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:15,
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that IS hard!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:30,
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Hang on... I'll see if I can knock one out for you..
These should also keep you all entertained??? (NSFW due to rude adverts) * Yes, I know... Links that way...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:35,
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Thompson, not Whatson!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:54,
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WHAT! Are you mad?
EDIT: There you go...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:01,
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Whats not to like?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:05,
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How about birthday boy, Thomas F Wilson?
* I thought about doing the second one with Camera shake, as if Micheal had taken the photo, but thought better of it...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:10,
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hahahahah do it!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:07,
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There you go...
* Now with original camera shake.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:52,
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hahahaha!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:59,
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Yum
she looks a bit liek Diana Rigg there
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:07,
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NOW we are talking!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:20,
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why is she wearing a nappy?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:32,
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Who?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:05,
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Emma Watson, in that first image on your link
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:13,
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Emma Watson or Leonardo Da Vinci? Hmmm.
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:29,
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Who is the best
only one way to find out......
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:47,
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DEATHMATCH
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:14,
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Morning!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:29,
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Seth Rogan ?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:31,
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O_O
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:35,
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morning WB
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:39,
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it's MY birthday today! :D
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:16,
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Hippy Bird-day!
EDIT: 1 year, 0 months and 12 days - I don't get it?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:18,
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actual birthday.
clearly not as important as candle day, but worth a mention and i did get some cool stuff from the wife
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:21,
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some cool stuff a BJ
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:31,
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your real birthday counts for nothing here
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:21,
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pretty much as i thought then ;)
edit - i'm off to the pub to drown my sorrows of my b'day meaning nothing to b3tans ;) when i come back my typing may be a little more like this: ksdg ; moes\g cseg ;uoet\ oe78
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:21,
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my b3ta candle day (the real one) is around this time
4 long hard years
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:30,
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It's my 20k in 38 posts time...
38 37 now
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:33,
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I expect cock and nothing less
/ac
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:16,
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1 year, 8 months and 0 days?
* I don't get it?36
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:34,
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*ogles*
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:26,
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ogles wanks
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:26,
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Yeah. It's a fair cop, Guv.
EDIT: Happy Birthday, also.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:34,
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sttrangely hypnotic
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:01,
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Seka.
Blimey, that takes me back a bit...
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:26,
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Hello, /talk person.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:34,
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Kelly Leigh
has nude promo shots on IMDB??
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:13,
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nice
I wonder how long it will be before someone shops a cock and balls on to her
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:42,
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About 30 minutes?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:19,
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my that's a squirty one!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:32,
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I was going to do that for my 20k, but with my real cock...
* I won't bother now... Happy Pearoast Birthday Sam Fox
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:43,
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hahahahaha
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:23,
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Haha
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herman:D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:33,
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This is a rather lovely ning!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:20,
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Cor!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:21,
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Phwoar.....
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:29,
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o yes :D
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herman:D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 20:58,
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Microwave ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:58,
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My local basketball team just won their league, and face a bunch of shit play-offs before they get promoted.
Also, is this a cosmic MS Paint thread? I hope so.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:05,
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if they win the tournament they get to visit the basketball planet of dunktonia
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Microwave ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:08,
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That'd be nice.
I've never been to Dunktonia. *fiddles expenses*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:12,
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What if they lose?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:17,
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Disney World
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 5:53,
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The planet Ballbag and it's near neighbour Breast world
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:27,
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That basketball
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:10,
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I thought you'd fucked off because you disliked the grooming procedures.
But you've come back... soooo... how about a nice picture, eh? *snuffles* eh?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:15,
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Grooming procedures?
Tail up, there's a good doggy; that sort of thing?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:16,
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Now, now. RedHouse should be encouraged, not belittled.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:21,
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It's ok daddy
moffy is my fwiend!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:26,
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And hey, I won't be pointing a spotlight at you tomorrow.
Hope you found it amusing. Glad you stayed wit' it.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:30,
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Haha I knew exactly what that would be
before I clicked on it. George Harrison on guitar I think?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:15,
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Bel-Air meme successfully re-introduced, btw.
Astonishing that a shit pic can do so much.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:19,
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this pic owns
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Microwave ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:24,
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I hope it leads to unexpected Bel-Air pics suddenly cropping up.
Unexpectedly, like.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 5:11,
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Love the tune
hadn't seen the animation before - great stuff!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:23,
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I remembered correctly for once:
George Harrison - lead guitar Carole King - electric piano Billy Preston - organ Wiki mentions a few things the animation is seen in, but misses out Being There... it's playing in the back of limo when they drive to the house for the first time. Actually hahah on closer inspection it DOES mention it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:28,
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Always had George down as a right miseryguts 'til I heard "What Is Life?".
Since then, I've known he was a right miseryguts apart from "What Is Life?".
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:34,
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\o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 5:52,
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Lurking for ages...
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Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:08,
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Seared into my brain
sleep well.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:13,
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:19,
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That's the spirit!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:31,
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haha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:17,
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hah!
it's been a while
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new_matt ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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Hello :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:18,
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morning Mr Lurker
Post more of this sort of thing
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:40,
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I think it went something like this
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:47,
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Where do I send the bill for a new monitor?
Mine is now fizzing electrically from beer spittage.
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:48,
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Yo, Home!
Smell ya later!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:48,
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Sorry uncle Phil!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:51,
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That reminded me of this:
Cosby Show - I Got That Feelin' which is blocked in my viewing area, so have this instead www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHXYE5LiOik And BTW, Carleton is a better dancer than Will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_D8T5XZ2A0
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:59,
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.
I wish we did shit like that at our typical family Sunday Dinner. We just tend to eat in silence, then after desert tell everyone how much we hate each other. I wish I was black.
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:08,
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*empties petrol can over your body, takes out box of matches* Are you sure?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:13,
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Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:15,
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Stay logged on to the internet.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:22,
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arf
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:23,
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Evidently, I have done
One vacation day and one sick day, and suddenly I make the B3ta top 20!www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:25,
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Your obedience is appreciated.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:28,
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Thanks,
I don't make pictures, but anything I can do to encourage others, I will. (including feeding freebase sources, to add some freshness to that meme)
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:32,
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C'mon, you've got MS Paint. You do make pictures in your imagination, you just haven't posted them here yet.
Don't be shy. Look, you're being encouraged.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:39,
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I know, some days I feel like I have a seven-year-old L-plate
and then I see one of Smash's turdfish, and figure there's hope for me yet
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:42,
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Gaz me for some tutorials.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:46,
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Later, it's nearly bedtime
Cheers, everyone!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:55,
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Night
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:00,
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That sounds like a good idea.
Sweet dreams.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:02,
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Just chuck any old shit on. All of us do.
Confidence? Shmonfidence.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:54,
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also
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:45,
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:)
drawn in '04, but I updated it in order to not invoke 3-pube-per-ball pedantry. This is the first time in yonks I've gotten any attention on here. I feel like I'm being groomed...
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:48,
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;-)
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:50,
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Would you like some Turkish Delight?
*runs icy hand through RedHouse's hair*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:56,
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pfft!
I'm older than you, birthday boy! G'nite!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:18,
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I once had 2nd place.
But it became clear I would never match smash monkey. It was about that time I stopped posting much.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:33,
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But
"The Power of Christ!" is a pretty good random quotation. It beats the arse off of "Or, perhaps,"
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:34,
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Before midnight
it was "Je l'ai achete chez Ikea, absolument!"
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:37,
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Tricky things
clocks.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:39,
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Non, c'etait un tapis:
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:43,
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So desu ne
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:47,
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These people called Romans, they go to the house?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:50,
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tell everyone how much we hate each other belch loudly and leave it to the womenfolk to clear the table. And although not black, I've always thought that my father bears quite a resemblance to Dr. Huxtable.
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:14,
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That was a family of torturers.
It got so bad at one stage that Theo (who was supposed to be 15) literally jumped for joy when he was allowed to have a "baco-burger-dog", and Bill Cosby, or "Dr Huxtable", saw fit to tell his dad off for playing a disappointing trombone solo at his gig. Bill can have a trombone solo where the sun don't shine.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:20,
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But, chocolate cake for breakfast!
He has to win "Great Dad" points for that?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:28,
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Well,
one man's ZRBTT is another man's indictable child abuse.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:33,
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hahahaha!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:49,
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:54,
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wailaapoyc?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:57,
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huh?
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:57,
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wtfayboab?
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:58,
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because she askeded nicely
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:01,
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nothing i post today is making any sense
a bit gruesome though. he could've washed his hands
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:00,
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That's not dirt,
It's decay.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:02,
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Fuuuuuckin' hell.
That made my eyes turn red and my nostrils turn green. Are you still pencilled in to do the official royal wedding portrait?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:58,
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As soon as they dig her back up,
I'll be there with my pencils.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:01,
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Aaaw, the Queen of Hearts.
I'd forgotten about that daft young bag.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:07,
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There was a second rate curry house in Manchester called "The Princess of Hearts"
I always thought it would have made more money as a drive through.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:10,
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B'dum tsshhhh!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:14,
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I Than Q
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:16,
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No thanks.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:01,
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FUUUCK!
TinEye says it's real!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:07,
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Yes.
That's why Wills isn't going to wear one.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:20,
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Glad mine's in a box
(the ring, not the wife)
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:24,
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That's some fucking ill shit.
Link it, eh?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:19,
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what the fuck
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 6:37,
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Degloving
Not nice
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:33,
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we don't need that shit here
*adblocks*
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:35,
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^ what she said.
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doog Don't read this. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:02,
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no no no
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herman:D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:21,
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FRESH
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:18,
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Lolz.....
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Just Flange ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:53,
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haha, I remember that.
And now I remember that "FRESH" should be yellow text on a blue background. Knew there was something missing.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:25,
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I can do this with my thumbs..
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:38,
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AAAARRGHHHHHH!!! FUCKING THREADRUSH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:40,
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sorry, but they were asking for it
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:42,
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Papa New Guinea?
Is he a rapper?
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:43,
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Papa the rapper!
You only have one paragraph.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:45,
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Papa don't preach
I'm in trouble deep!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:47,
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Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep But I've made up my mind I'm gonna keep somebody else's baby I'm gonna keep somebody else's baby Wooaooo Ooooaooo
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:11,
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Canada does not discriminate against the invalid vote
All polling stations are wheelchair-accessible. However, blood alcohol levels are monitored, in order to minimize the number of wasted votes cast.
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:53,
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And to stop those drunk fuckers in wheelchairs.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:05,
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There's at least three grammatical errors in that picture.
"then" !
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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions. ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:57,
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There are...
not to mention punctuation...
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:38,
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I made my point
I didn't want to obscure it.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:54,
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Spazthumb Girlhands.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:43,
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Are you trying to rub it in our faces
that you've managed to get married? You horrible cunt! Now do Goatse ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:44,
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piss
sort of
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:45,
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Spackthumb Goatse?
or Original Goatse?
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:45,
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Did you ever consider
that if you could do that you might be married as well?
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:00,
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So you can pick her up like a bowling ball?
/punchline to rude joke about anatomical orificial proximity
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:11,
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I'll take that as a "no".
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:38,
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No longer,
anyway
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:45,
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I still reckon that there must be some use for it
editing splines, perhaps?
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:53,
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Fake!
Wedding ring.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:45,
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Hahaha
You mentalist.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 20:50,
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Yay for paint!
It's late, so I feel this quality is acceptable.
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:35,
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HORSE IS A INVASION!
BEWARE!!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:37,
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LOL
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:07,
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what is all this horseshit?
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:38,
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The original gif...
...but not the original postwww.b3ta.com/board/6843222
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:40,
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GRAND NOTIONAL! BEWARE!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:41,
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vaguely related pea
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:53,
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