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# newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue475/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# \o/
Cheers, Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Cheers.
Gratz on new arrival.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# it'd better be a double, don't think we've forgotten daddy-o!
*looks*

AVERAGE LENGTH! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo *shakes fist in the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Congratulations!
How's it going with sleep and that sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Dive, dive, dive!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# YOU'RE GOING TO IGNORE US NOW YOU'VE GOT A NEW KID
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# He's not our friend any more.
I might be moving to Melbourne (or near enough) in a few months.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# All the more reason to join us for a few beers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Congrats on the fetus squeezing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Shouldn't you be changing diapers?
......and the baby's as well..... XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
Sorry I was late.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Bloody students
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger shopping trolley
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ha ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Just reminded me of this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Oh and this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus WAS a Fat Man....

Apols to 2Can, Enzyme and Maiden made me do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# No, Jesus was Batman
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Nah, that was Bruce Wayne.
(Squawker, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# "I luves za drinkeeee, oops pissed meself..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# You!!!!!
Where the hell have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Signed orf for 3 weeks...
...sciatica :( You fine and dandy sir? \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Bloody Hell, sorry to hear that - on the road to recovery, I hope?
I'm fine, ta - enjoying a nice long weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Not too bad thankee mate
First day back today :( BOO!! have a good 'un :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# You too, young Ninj, you too.
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# *Hugs back*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# No you won't, you'll have Shredded Wheat like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# *pokes with stick*
Afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Hullo! Gorgeous afternoon here, spending it on the sofa with the missus ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Good to hear :)
I'm climbing out of a deep pit of a hangover, gonna head out on the push-bike in a bit. Fab and sunny here, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Hangover!? Shocking behaviour!
I'm saving my hangover for Sunday morning - plans for Saturday night
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# :D
genius
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Cheers Toastie!
Beer tiem now the garden's done? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
# beer tiem done
back to work on the computer now its so hot out there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Quite wise sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Shuriken!
Welcome back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Yay
Ninj
(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Hai Herman!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:03, archived)
# I think they're taking this calendar thing a bit far
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Very festive
Have a fat Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# i wish jesus was fat
easter holidays would have been so much longer waiting for him to starve to death
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Aaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha! Skinny Messiahs are sooo 2 millennia ago.
L. Ron Hubbard would have taken weeks! Just sayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# they should have executed the laughing buddah
bastards!

EDIT: and as it's easter i think we could all do well to remember this important message

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
The Pope is looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# he's just pleased with all the attention imchoked is giving him.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Well who wouldn't be?
There's a special something going on in his latest, isn't there? Bears repeated viewing.
b3ta.com/board/10398855
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# it is amazingly hatstand
but my problem is the same problem I have with character based sketch shows. good for one episode.. but I then find them too repetitive.

EDIT: this was initially posted to your other reply to my pic.. oopsie.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# "lol!"
/God
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# INRILOL
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
#

(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)
# fucking shitty jesus.


I was gonna post it full side.. but it's 1600px wide... so click it if you don't wan eye strain.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha! Jesus, eh? what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I would now whore out another one of my comics but I shall just link it instead
Santa doesn't seem to think so
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha! I've got a big bag of "Fucking Hell"s here just for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Yay! Egg tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# 4 eva in r hartz
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Easter = Ishtar
Ishtar is the Assyrian and Babylonian goddess of fertility, love, war, and sex.




The lion was her symbol.

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Golgotha ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# "Janice, this ain't funny"
Au contraire, my little friend.

Help! I'm slipping!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# "help! i'm really fat!"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# the Rebel army's Porkins at flight school?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# hahahaha oh wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I thought it was the intro to Jim'll Fix It
where the boy scouts try to eat their lunch on The Revolution at Alton Towers - damn I'm old.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Still a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# me 40 this year :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wwPeSDCCAs
(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
#
me I'm
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# You'd think he could speak more proper by his age.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# haha
(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# pfffft :D
helpful ballast
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha...pigs in space.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I know its not really shopped but maybe you people can help me with my
People who look like Ted Danson campaign





Ted Danson looks like everyone - FACT
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I have evidence to the contrary
EDIT: Ooh my icon has arrived!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Icon party! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# *Dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# *splodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# *tidies up*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Thanks awfully,
there's a lot of dodgy isotopes when one of those goes off and I've had my yearly dose, y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# i will finally be getting one on tuesday
taken me bloody long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# He's no Nicolas Cage ;)
niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:35, archived)
# How on earth did you find that?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:39, archived)
# I typed in Nicolas Cage as Everyone in Google.... is this a trick question?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Not really :)
Just an odd thing to google, I guess.
I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# It's an internet meme so not that odd, really.
I think it started as an expression of his limitless acting abilities that Nic Cage could literal play any part he put his awesome acting mind to.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Once again, my staggering lack of awareness of such things
lets me down.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Well it's not a b3ta meme and not likely to be as it's a bit stretched and cliqued now
not sure where it originated from I only stumbled across it by accident when sourcing a Nicolas Cage image I just chanced upon a load of Nic Cage as everyone pics at the same time.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/nic-cage-as-everyone
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Thank 'ee!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# nick cage IS EVERYONE
Danson mearly looks like everyone
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I don't feel like Danson
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Ron Perlman
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)
# YES!
this is so true
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# My Dad
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
#
photos, or it never happened!!!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Decanting...

Youtubey with musics

More?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Superb but when is he going to drink it and turn into Mr Hyde?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Now that
Is damn good *click*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Oh wowsers!
That's special.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Fantastic!!
Tho I'd be mighty pissed off if it was me he was serving.
"Get on with it, man"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# that's fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Well aired!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Superb animation! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# that's some enchanting decanting right there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# i like this
and have clicked thus
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# you are a bit special.
was this photographed from paper.. or is the lighting effect done in post?

Nice use of arm breaks as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# papers
too much effort.... too much
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hardcore.
that's mad smooth for on paper. muchly congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)
# I love mr. chinballs!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# DRINK IT ALREADY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# superb
And yay for chin testes
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# he has a bumchin
and a doublebum nose!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Yay!
I trust the next animation will be of the body the blood was taken from (should be an easy two frame animation). I assume he's stopping it from clotting.
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Fantastic
I love all your stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
# congrats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)
# aah
nice to see the young master still has his skills
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# fucking deadly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:19, archived)
# This is marvelous!
can't...stop...watching...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:28, archived)
# that is rather good
bravo!
(william_shatner, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Obligatory Seasonal Rhea Posed


Happy Jesus Conception Celebration
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# This is a pea?
And not many fathers do this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Jesus was a crossmaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)
# No, Jesus was Batman
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Jesus was a fat man.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# With a bending cross
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
# No no no no that was Bruce Wayne.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# - Bespoke Crucifixes Made to Measure -
"Jesus what size are you, boy?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
# "about this size"
*stretches arms out sideways*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# out of the door, line on the left.. one cross each
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Awfully sorry, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Guilty as Charged.
Does this make you feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Yes, yes it does!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# HE IS RISEN

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# As played by Christopher Walken
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:34, archived)
# "It's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on..."
"...I'm just thinking of John."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Conception?
Ummm... you may want to revise your understanding of Christianity a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# haha
Good Friday is known as such because that's when God obliterated the virgin Mary's hymen with his girthy shaft of light. And he saw that is was goooooood.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# ORLY?
Easter - Oestrus, Rabbits (famous for fornication), eggs, approx 9 months before JC's birthday. I prefer my understanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:47, archived)
#

(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Right Royal Stag-do Tattoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:03, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Are we still laughing at fat people? Ho ho, ha ha, yibb yibb, fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Clive James' nervous breakdown?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Happy Birthday to Jack Nicholson and Michelle Ryan.
She's not scared of you, you Joker!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:44, archived)
# and Happy Retro Brithday to you, Bettie Page. (Your filthy little minx)

* The big, cross two posts image is of another birthday girl, Anna Falch.

PS: I have not linked to originals today, as this will allow you to enjoy some research of your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Bettie Page. (Tho' better when alive...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Mmm...
...skin tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 9:38, archived)
# yeah but she's more than worried about you shopping the Jokers head on her body which you normally do
and funnily enough you seem to have foresaken today?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:32, archived)
# most apathetic murder victim ever!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:36, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Gets me every time
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Pffttt...
* Silly Garfield, you lazy twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Haha, one more panel and John'd be escorted out of the house
by an RSPCA officer whilst garfield was wrapped in a bin bag by another officer.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:55, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Haha, I love these! Keep 'em coming
(anvil, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# he comes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I love these!
I did this one when Evilscary was doing a whole bundle of them......
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ....fill 'em up with helium.......................have some fun :)

i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt309/elvisweathercock/helium-fatguy-b3ta2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:52, archived)
#
*waits for it to animate....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# nicely!
though, the fat guy in the background looks suspiciously like a balloon
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:06, archived)
# This looks pretty unsafe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Just imagine if the valve popped!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:52, archived)
# bindun no doubt?
(untitled, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:59, archived)
# Portal etc is the most sterile thing ever contrived.
It revels in its utter sterility.
Perhaps this pic is a sterile bit of satire.
*washes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:09, archived)
# ooo.... harsh
but, i'm inclined to admit, probably fair
ANIMATE IT NOW!!!! ;)

edit - *feels bad, offers last rolo*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:12, archived)
# Can't.
a) This is a work laptop and I can't install animation software, let alone learn how to use it, and
b) I've touched the sodding keyboard now, so I'm going to have to wash my hands again.

-My 'software developer' mates have always adored Portal. I think it's the stripped-down inhumanity of it that appeals to 'em. It presents them with a world they can hope to comprehend.

*EDIT* Aw, bollocks. Sorry, I can't eat chocolate! Put it in the raffle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:20, archived)
# don't tell me,
you're one of those weirdos that's allergic to chocolate aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:15, archived)
# Not allergic as such.
But it gives me migraines, so I just don't touch it.
The real pisser is cheese. That's the one thing I really, really miss.
Many people have sexual fantasies about unobtainable objects of desire. I have pizza fantasies about unobtainable objects of desire.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:28, archived)
# yeah, pizza would be the only thing i'd miss
oh, and paninies. other than that, cheese is overrated.
i've not eaten chocolate (ok, so i've eaten a snickers bar) since new year. Snickers cost over $2 here.
i'm trying to lose a bit of weight, so cheese and pizzas are out ther window as well
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:38, archived)
# Hang on, we appear to be having three different conversations at the same time.
I presume you're not pissed out of your face at 6.46am like I am.
Fuck, I haven't even taken my tablets yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:48, archived)
# ha ha! that occured to me about 10 mintes ago.
i tried to imagine how that'd go down the pub and what a head fuck it'd be.
btw, isn't this how women communicate, though?

no, i'm not pissed. maybe tomorrow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:52, archived)
# A pleasure.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)
# I'm not allergic to it
But i have not eaten it sine 1993 out of choice.

It's amazing how many chocolate products there are on the market, even with just the smallest amount, like sprinkles on the top for decoration.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 9:45, archived)
# AND, for fuck's sake,
it was posted by someone with the blankest, most sterile username one could possibly choose.

Except maybe "0".

Untitled, I reckon you've got a case to answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:48, archived)
# someone's comedy account, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:56, archived)
# Huge conceptual laffs in my yard.
Sucking all the filthy oxygen out of the room, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:00, archived)
# well, i guess comedy account does infer some kind of humour
somebody's mundane account?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:13, archived)
# Oh, there's humour there.
Just a drier version of bone-dry.
The cunt's sat there, unsmiling, stroking his chin, thinking "so, this is how the ants behave in this maze I've provided. Ha."

He'll never defend himself, because he simply doesn't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:21, archived)
# but, with his apparent lack of imagination
i'm guessing, his maze is probably just one straight corridor
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Well, if you're as utterly rat-arsed as I am at this time of the bloody morning,
you'll know that a straight corridor may as well be an Escher-designed minefield.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:42, archived)
# oo.. nice visual image!
i did wonder what you were doing up sp late/early
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:50, archived)
# I think we've just taken up the entire nightshift.
Oops. Didn't mean to, but yeah, it was my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:01, archived)
# well, at least something was happening
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:19, archived)
# haha,
that's undeniable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:25, archived)
# FUCK
I am TRYING TO TALK HERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:36, archived)
# ahem!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)
# You're always welcome.
If anybody'd cut in at any point, we'd've been delighted.
A bit of light and shade and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:49, archived)
# tbh, i thought we were the only ones here
except, untitled, but he's too busy blowing up ants and hamsters to contribute
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:52, archived)
# hahaha,
well, we were chatting away and nobody was cutting in with a pic or anything... but there are thousands of lurkers.
Really. Thousands.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:58, archived)
# oooh really?
i feel like i'm in a relatively successful sitcom now!
*gets pen ready to sign autographs*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Put the cap back on the pen.
The lurkers will stay lurked.
And will doubtlessly feel superior, in the hollow way of the pristine non-participant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:10, archived)
# bloody lurkers, living in their own hollow, pristine, non-participating ways
we're too good for 'em i say!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I think I'm done for, old chap.
Spk'tcha soon, no doubt. But for now... *flatlines*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:18, archived)
# cool
g'night/day
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:27, archived)
# It's the Olympics
I didn't vote for that either.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:01, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:09, archived)
# No World Cup for us!
We get jogging and various PE ordeals instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Purple is the new green.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:19, archived)
# ha ha!
i didn't notice that

*awards 3 points*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:20, archived)
# :)
*adds to collection of points
Current running total: 3 points
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:23, archived)
#
*awards further bonus point for early morning arithmatic*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Excellent!
Current running total: 5 points
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:32, archived)
# well done! you've won Bully's special prize
here's a .......

too lazy to provide comedy pic blog/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:51, archived)
#
*deducts 5 points for real's misspelling of 'arithmetic'.
Current running total: ah, sod it. 27.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:52, archived)
# *Appeals to judges
*Awards self 43 and a bit points
Current running total: eleventeen points
Ladeez an gennulmen, we have a winnah!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# *awards well derved prize*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Oooh! *Prouds!
Didn't really derve it though
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:25, archived)
# it's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts
unless we're taling about tennis, which is crap and eveybody loses
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# hahaha
(actually laughed in real life)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:07, archived)
# ha ha!
it's never been so appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# AV is a lie?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I'm doing science too
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:52, archived)
#
Confronted with the one on the right, I'd use my shield to withstand his assault until I got close enough to despatch him at close quarters.
The middle fella, I'd call in the archers.
The bloke on the left, I'd goad him with various religious taunts and wait and see what happened. But you've got to keep an eye on these blank fuckers. You don't know what you're up against.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:06, archived)
# "The bloke on the left, I'd goad him with various religious taunts and wait and see what happened. But you've got to keep an eye on these fuckers."
Or maybe just call him 'Whitey' in a Me Myself and Irene fashion,
and have him ensue in your manic road trip!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:11, archived)
#
*cue frenetic bluegrass banjos*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:24, archived)
#
the left guy has a secret power and yeah its really impressive, good choices all around
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Is he a ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:59, archived)
#
fuck you got it
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:01, archived)
# Woo!
And Wooooooo-oooo-oooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# The bloke on the right
is here to clean my tiny chimney.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:52, archived)
# Is that what you like to call it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
#  You missed one...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:32, archived)
# A simple sniper shot to the hat'd be enough to convince him the game's up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:41, archived)
# or a trebuchet loaded with frozen ice magic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 3:57, archived)
# Yeah, it's worth a go.
*orders snipers to stand down*

Talking about trebuchets, they have a working one at Corfe castle. I asked the tour guide whether the staff piss about with it at staff parties at the end of the season.
"Of course we do!" he laughed. Turns out they do a kind of medieval paintball siege kinda thing once the tourists have all fucked off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:09, archived)
# That's awesome!
*sends cv to Corfe castle*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:13, archived)
# It's a staggeringly lovely part of the world.
Although the unwealthy have to live on a diet of their own dead skin in the winter months.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 4:21, archived)
# bloody unwealthy, living on their own dead skin
too good for 'em i say!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:10, archived)
# Wow.
One'd have to be pretty lowly for one's own dead skin to be too good for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:13, archived)
# i realise now, you probably live in that neck of the woods
and i remember seeing a lot of people kicking off because of the wealthy buying holiday homes in the region and pricing locals out of the market that their families have lived for ages.

still, dog boogers too good for 'em though! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:18, archived)
# Nah, I'm a Brummie, stranded in the same fucking city I was born in. Escape velocity is hard to get to.
All it takes to blow my tiny moind is a road trip to Dorset or Cornwall.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:29, archived)
# ah, really?
we crash landed into birmingham about 3 years ago. we spent the time there looking for scrap to fasion some kind of module to enable us to escape.
It didn't go well, but thankfully we were air lifted out just after xmas
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:51, archived)
# Godspeed, real and anyone else involved!
Just don't land in London. Worst of all worst-case scenarios.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:57, archived)
# Thanks
We, my wife and little boy, were dropped off in Sydney.
It's like london in terms of being expensive, but there's a feel of it being a very remote little town, 20 years in the past.
Though the weather's nice and it's fantastic for things to do, especailly as a family. Doesn't hurt that there are beaches 20 minutes away either :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:02, archived)
# So we can talk cricket in the future, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:31, archived)
# i did start watching a bit of cricket when i got here
only 20-20 though, anymore than that and i die a little inside
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:36, archived)
# where abouts it brum are you?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:39, archived)
# Why, the part where dreams go to die, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:50, archived)
# oh, pretty much all over then!
except cannock, which is the beacon of light in an otherwise plague infested shit pit.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Well, I hold a certain affection for Sutton Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:06, archived)
# mountain biker too then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:08, archived)
# No.
Cannock Chase is a dogging spot.
Apparently, some bicycle enthusiasts enjoy parts of it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)
# ha ha!
that'll be why some of the guys would bang on about "night rides" then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:48, archived)
# i just googled corfe castle
and i have to say, i have been struck with awe
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:14, archived)
# There's no downside to a spring/summer/autumn jaunt around Dorset
if you're terminally ill and have a limitless credit card.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 5:42, archived)
# A well turned ankle
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:42, archived)
# oh god oh god oh god....

NOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10399010
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Now you owe me for the new supply of mind bleach i'm gonna need...
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Yeah, sorry about that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Turning my ankle would be a small price to pay for the honour of being the first to kick that cunt in.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BZIWSI5UQ
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:52, archived)
# oh god oh god oh god....

YESSSSSSSSS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:52, archived)
# you are a sick man
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Rule 34 on Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:05, archived)
# You utter cunt!
Roller Disco anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:55, archived)
# £5 to get in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t2BlxqeTjo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Do you give lessons?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:38, archived)
# NSFA!
Even with the panties you can still see the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:42, archived)
# GAHHHAHAHAHA!!!
Hmmmmmmm!!!
GAHAGAGAGAHHHH!!
Hmmmmmmmm!!!

I'm stuck in a perpetual shock/wank state!

I'm going for the wank....

Hmmmmmmm!!!
GAHAGAGAGAHHHH!!
Hmmmmmmmm!!!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:36, archived)
# would
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:37, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:54, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhh
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:39, archived)
# But...
the lady's ankle is not for turning.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 6:54, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# oh god
my keyboard is covered in vomit

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)
# hmmm
source?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:38, archived)
# My Banana Sculpture
I saw some banana sculptures on here, but they didn't have hair, so I made my own.




(ideasbychuck, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:19, archived)
# ace!
Bananajesus with nut-but beard!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Haha! Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Bananas are really gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Theyre the most uniform and 'no surprises' of all the fruit.
No seeds or manky bits.

You have to make sure you NEVER touch the banana with your lips though. Its wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:29, archived)
# ha ha!


edit: there is a bit of shame and self consciousness when I eat a banana while driving
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:34, archived)
# What about picking your nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
# The thought of eating one really does make me rather ill. Perversely, the taste is good, it's the texture which makes me dislike them.
Apples - crunchy.
Oranges - squashy.
Bananas - slimy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
# blarg!
i hate the taste, smell and texture of them. the over ripe ones offend me visually too.
such a shame cause they're so good for you
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:12, archived)
#
He came down from heaven to save us from our skins...
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:30, archived)
# The best, ever (along with Mr Fry ofc)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Now I have an insight into what it must be like to be a religious zealot wanking on LSD.
There's gotta be a BBC3 documentary contract waiting for you even as I type.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:29, archived)
# yay! awesome!!
thatnks for treating us gayshifters to such artsyfartsiness
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Whoa, hang on a sec:
www.b3ta.com/board/10398967
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:36, archived)
# i was taking the piss on this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10398888
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:37, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:40, archived)
# yay! awesome!!
thanks for treating us gayshifters to such artsyfartsiness
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:33, archived)
# super
have this for your bananery troubles
Sphynx_Ketona copy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:35, archived)
# The Easter Banana?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Fuck me,
it's mike!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Great work!
And that's one giant Lime in the background!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 9:13, archived)
# really well done =)
did you eat the guy after?
(Sherbs, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# reminds me of...
reminds me of gruff rhys... tinyurl.com/3u69gse
(vaughan80, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Chuck Norris
ftw
(Metal Hippy™, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Spielberg mini-series, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:00, archived)
# I dont know what I might be thinking
but I know what I like
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Do you like what you don't know what you're thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:39, archived)
# I think so
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Toucan play that game.


(why so many toucans on the board of late?)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Well,
a couple of weeks ago someone done a pic of a piteous hovel with loads of toucans on it for no good reason, which (I thought) was pretty amusing.
Maybe it came from there.
Sorry to be vague.
That's a lovely picture, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Aha and ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure about this one
2.bp.blogspot.com/_nvEwdsVLLmI/S9n-gCGKjeI/AAAAAAAAAHM/2gKvV9LpwjA/s1600/anorexic.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I found a picture of something on the internet but I forgot the link
I'm such a schlemiel

Also: Compoed? wtf
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:10, archived)
# ow.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Japanese skater woefully lost.


(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Happy birthday Michelle Ryan


Click for fucking massive wankable poster size(353 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:38, archived)
# haaa :D
I assume the tumblr of women with steve buschemi's eyes has done the rounds round here...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:40, archived)
# it's akshally what inspired me
most of those were crap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:41, archived)
# there are a few genius ones though
bless his monged oddness.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:45, archived)
# yeah I guess
I posted this on the dayshift yesterday, since it was really too good to post it originally on the gayshift :::

Click for bigger
Click for similar nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:51, archived)
# That's a very good one :D
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'll have you know my stuff is too SHIT to premiere on the day shift or anywhere, really.
Hmph.
So there, mister 'pictures of birds with big shoes', how d'you like them apples?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:26, archived)
# pworr!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:47, archived)
# haha
yummy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:02, archived)
# I'm so confused right now
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:03, archived)

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