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(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:11, archived)
# ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Just digging out a woo pic.

here is it.
edit:

I looked for "ya" in yay and this very old toap of mine came up. :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
# cor, thanks ! :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)
# can you add a bit at the bottom of the yellow text saying
"just don't be rude to fatties"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# What and go against me effics?
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Also he had a coke bottle wedged in his arse
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I'm going to sign all work birthday card messages with that.
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahaha! Wonderful.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)
# And what does his bit of strumpet think?
The fit young lady sitting next to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha... old people are great
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# my gran was a lesbian
and she shat in her own tea :(
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# kinky
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# no she was called Edith
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# not reaaaaaalllly ! had ya going there huh bet you felt WELL bad !
woo !
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)
# nope, just downloading the file of her now.
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I felt so bad that I
did a little poop in my own tea
that will teach me
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)
# aw, so nice to see someone learning the simple pleasures of tea and shit :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Marriage: The only curse you can remove with a divorce
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Smug bastard in drag?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:40, archived)
# hello big boy
(jonny arson denzil?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
# It's Bert & Edith!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# hahahaha !
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
end of the pier lols
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahahah *breathes* hahahaha!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha
music hall LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:16, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)
# I was asked this last night by a friend....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahahahhahaha
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me tie you up and gag you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# My dog's got no nose...
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# And then, and then.
She shat on a turtle!
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# o/

EDIT: o/ o_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahah
i like the blur/focus effect on the person who is talking. Damn you being funny even with TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Thanks, but actually I was asked this question last night by an old camping buddy.
but actually I was asked this question last night by an old camping buddy.So not my hummus...
My blur/focus effect though.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# HaHaHa:D
that is an old one
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# ^Prehistoric cave dwellers probably told this joke.
And then followed through.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 5:03, archived)
# Bash!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Usage #64 - Desert Island Companions
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# haha!
*ahem* I mean 'I'M OUTRAGED!'.

My parents were killed by volleyballs. OOUUTRAAAGED
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Even that is too much TH for me.
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# *canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# ^ What she said, but without the laughter.
* Throws can
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# ... in my heels tonight, baby
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Mr Wilson looks very Germanic
mind if I slip this hardly related fat person pea here?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# A sabre, eh?
eh?Interesting choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# He's been on the purple fruits again
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# *officesnorts*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Cockmouth!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Where the cockles come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# cockleshells?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Ride a cock horse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# * Coffee in keyboard
"Thanks for that!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Happy Birthday Wobbly!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Cheers!
Which reminds me... Is it Beer tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# No!*
*yes
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
Go ahead and cry
Go ahead and let the tears fall outa your eye
Let 'em fall on your dress
Who cares if it makes a mess?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# That's lovely... Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Top hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# top work
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Top swears!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
I snorfed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
# More people were in on this than I expected.
Guantánamo files: all 779 detainees
www.guardian.co.uk/world/interactive/2011/apr/25/guantanamo-files-guantanamo-bay



edit: just noticed the eyes of the guy in the first square. :))



(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# it's very very subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# yup I see it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Now you see.....Me being a beard owner I feel that this implys
people with beards are evil terr'erist.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Make people with beards useful!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# OUTRAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# how did you get a picture of me?
....are you 'observing' me? *looks around*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# do you have an iphone? if so, yes.
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# take a closer look in that bush over yonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# and after a hard day stalking
you relax with a nice round of golf

dirty vermin
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# OOOOOOUUUUTRAAAAAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I do not agree with this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)
# 6/10
needs more Brady Bunch
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# a bit too evil for the list.
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I see most of them have taken out super-injunctions
and very surprised to see Bodie, Doyle and Cowley in there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# But no Haskins!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# wotcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ar - noon, Guv!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# There he is!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# fucking haha !
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)
# They will all die...HAA HAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
On the original the first guy appears to be the only one un-named
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# For one night only at the Mos Eisley Cantina!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# *wolf-whistles*
'Ello, darlin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# 4-eva in our arts!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
# The hummus is strong in this one
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)
# You can't mock Jabba.
It's glandular. He provides a useful service to the gambling, slave girls and torture industries, all that despite his size.

Back off, it's just not fair game.

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# OOOOOUUUUTRAAAAAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Make Jabba useful!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Needs more beard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# pfft
greatest huts
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# oh yeaaaa ! :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Worst Hut Evahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Very nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# this works incredibly well
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# oh yeah
work it baby
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# JEEZUS!
Pizza Hut?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
# man you downed some hummus today
fucking Woo !
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Bo shuda!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Well


You could blame this www.b3ta.com/board/10402104
But you should blame “and only 7.5 legs”
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Disgraceful !
You can't mock amputees. I'm outraged. OUTRAGED. What next? MAKE AMPUTEES USEFUL?

#214 in a series of 500: Pipe lagging
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I TOO AM OUTRAGED!
How DARE people mock people for being gluttonous!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# and many more great tracks.
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# OOOOUUUUTRAAAAAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)
# My pipes are clean!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# they need leg grow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk1cXfAMfEw
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
and All the cut has been absorbed by it being a dog (or something like that)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Hey, what happens on the gay shift
stays on the gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# well the board is so slow you'd think its got downs.
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# This
blogs.reuters.com/uknews/files/2008/11/down.jpg
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I just saw this and thought of you.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Wine Inch Nails?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Yes.
[EDIT: Ooh! Two images on the popular page? Thank you all!]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Nice work there.
I really should create some new stuff. I'm having the ideas, just can't be arsed at the moment.

Speaking of kittens and skateboards...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# That is to say,
I saw this and thought of that and thought of you:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I hurt my self today
No really the wife dropped a pin yesterday and I found it and it suck right through the bit between my thumb and forefinger, I'm now stigmatad
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# At least you know whether you still feel.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)
# with regards to the pain
you can have it all
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)
# He ought to focus on the pain
After all, it's the only thing that's real
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# NIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0qQ1pomYzk
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# THAT is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# that'll fucking teach him.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Wow!
What's the original?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# have you never seen you've been framed?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I KNEW I had been!
Judges! Look! EVIDENCE!^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Awwww young axe murderers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Why am I looking at you as a child?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# They're so cute and murderous at that age.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Well when the parents wear jumpers like that, it's bound to affect their offspring
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Thwock!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# He won't do that again.
Nicely done, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)
#
(spinoza, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Is the one talking related to Joseph Merrick?
Joseph Merrick Ant McPartlin

EDIT: She also as extremely saggy boobs - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# it's where she lost all her weight
now she has breasts like a balloon that has been hidden round the back of the sofa for for a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha..
What a perfect description of my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# you say saggy nsfw
www.adrants.com/images/saggy-boobs-cartoon.jpg
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# hahahaha
can you photocopy it to within a inch of its life and then pass it around at work. it'll be like the days before the interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# "Artificially created"
Shurely shome tautology?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I suppose things can be naturally created
Like seeds or suns or Dundonians.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Pffft. I don't get fashion.
If you don't like the look, don't dress like that. It's pretty simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# * Takes Pantyhose off...
"Do you think Mrs Vagabond will want these back now?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# This pretty much steers you the way *not* to go.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# This is indescribable
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# check your gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# or even:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# i bet he rides a fixie.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Hehehe....
Oh yes. And he plays synth. They all play synth.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Are those socks made from real tigers?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Tony off the Frosties packet, judging by the colour...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# And also:
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# This is genuinely the most scary of the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I reckon he could make a packet
Renting out his forehead as advertising space.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# That party wouldn't have happened without me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# if you feel comfortable wearing it then it's all good.
but then i basically favour a jeans and t-shirt/polo shirt look.

except for the weekend when i squeeze into a little rubber number and hit the town.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Seriously I don't get all this fuss.
It's not like anyone's legally obliging anyone to dress a certain way. If anything it's completely patronising - what - you don't think I can figure out what to wear for myself?

Seriously - developing eating disorders because you read a magazine?

I'm getting dangerously close to blaming parents here ...

Mind, I've never been one of the beautiful people, so I suppose I shouldn't comment on a scene that would appear to share part of the "Paradise syndrome" Venn diagram ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# apart from school uniform
i let thoretta dress herself in what she likes, it drives mrs thor mad and she lays out clothes for her, where as i let her mix and match.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Fashion's easy
it's about showing to people you have more money than sense
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Also, most fashion models actually don't promote a stereotyped image of female beauty
They tend to look rather plain and androgynous, so as to attract attention to the clothes rather than the person.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# The sad thing is...it actually *would* be useful to kickstart the economy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
#
kickstart dropkick
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# went to the zoo yesterday
I'm no expert but is that really how chimps breed


and a snoopy pic as it's not sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# ^ Would Stock?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Just looked down there
Happy birthday old chap
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Cheers Ears!
Where have you been all my life morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Off work today so I didn't fall out of bed until 10
but I am out of alcohol, I think a gnome must have stolen it all from the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# RIP Polly Styrene.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13193968
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# no way.
*sads*

plays germ free adolescence on repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Piss
exactly what I just clicked play on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# no I don't think Polly stole the beers
but maybe she took my medical tobacco which is missing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# :(
That's a bugger...

* Sads now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Who?
/old fart blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# What?
Aw no. There's nowhere near enough of her sort in the music industry now. :(
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# It looks like a chimp children's entertainer
in the vein of Rod Hull or Keith Harris
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Gary glitter or Michael jackson
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# oh the agony of choice
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# i'm no expert
but that looks more like a gorilla. are gorillas chimps? anyone know?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# chimp and Gorilla fisting centre
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# In fairness, it looks more like a cut-out decal kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Baffling arm extension there
The Chimpan-centipede?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# As the actual act of breeding might be a bit too explicit, they chose to picture the grooming habits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# 'grooming' as in 'foreplay'?
;-)

Morning, Mr Cre!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Noon sir!

and also: exactly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# grooming might not be the best choice of words
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# mop, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# How odd - 'Glowing Knee Trousers'...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# it's what all the kids are wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# primate reacharound.
sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# seeing as its slow, QnD (as usual)

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# ^ Lily?

EDIT: Ahhhhhhh... The Seams!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Damn your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# woody is far sexier than lilly
shurely. bananas is one of my all-time favourite films.it even has the rebels being shot in a stadium, a la pinochet in Chile. eeriely prescient...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I respectfully disagree
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00723/Lily_Allen_723475a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Flower vomiting due to glimpse of Allen cheeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# she's only famous cos of her dad
teh sheriff of nottingham...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# ^ Would
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# we are really mean
so fuck off if you dont liek it
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# ^ what he said!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Lily?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Mind the piss...
There is a lot about this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# ^what blokey said
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Phili?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# This is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# i know i know
such devotion to technique, just like in bed...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# * Starts singing
♫ When I see your face
♫ There's not a thing that I would change
♫ Cause you're amazing
♫ Just the way you are
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Well, this all seams fine.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# bring on the seamhorse collection
i love seamhorses, bestest of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I can only provide you with a vintage one, but here you go anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# *arrests*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# *de-fibs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# *totally lies*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Pffft!
that's the smoke of burning flesh from the paddles, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Will any children please leave the room. This is a parental guidance moment.

Click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Congrats on your round number!
That's my wanking material sorted for tonight
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I knew you'd like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I will not click
For I am at w**k.

And, despite the image above, see from your profile that you're a guy, so to behold your nekkidness deliberately would make me gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:38, archived)
# haha! Wuss! When you get home you'll be all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I shall clingfilm my screen in preparation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:51, archived)
#
at about to have a
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)
# How dare you!
I would never w**k while w**king!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Well done and Would!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Erm. Thanks! Seeing your birhday post reminded me.
I haven't posted for weeks cos I've been away without these files! No idea how people manage to rack up 20k.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Dedication to your place of work
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:58, archived)
# my 20k post was similar to yours
except I wrote 20,000 on my actual cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# * I remember that, although I could only see the '2'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# try standing further back
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# *slips Nibus a fiver*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# there is an old woman at work who reads with a magnifying glass
i told a colleague that she keeps telling me she is single. female colleague replied "you'll be alright, she's got her magnifying glass." well thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# The 2 is near...
the 0,000 is far away?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# well done that wo / man
You and I have a similar pathetic post rate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Ha! I prefer to think about it as focussing my attentions!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I have you both beaten
but thanks for doing what I hadn't the guts to do.
(trust me, you don't want to see my guts)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Congrats.
(Needs more cross)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Huzzah!
Congrats on the 2K :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
There is not enough of this sort of think any more
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Why did I choose this moment to come lurking?
Why?


psst: congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# ..
lurking
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

EDIT: Come on mediocre, knock one out for us!

EDITED EDIT: A new post that is...

EDITED, EDITED EDIT: Come on Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)
# ...almost done*



* wanking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Congrats
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# poor lil fella,
he's been living under a rock...

Click for massiiiiiiiive (1.6MB)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:36, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Happy naked-day, Wobbly!
I'm about to show b3ta my naked self again too! Nice cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
genuinely shocked :O
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
omgbird will be chased by omgcat
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:37, archived)
# this is an animation that someone needs to do
ning Vagy
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:43, archived)
# and then post somewhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:45, archived)
# on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:48, archived)
# YES!
This has to be done and then link it to /links, FP it and get Rob to make the title of the news letter "Hilarious omgbird chased by omgcat"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Good ningles.
I have had a lovely weekend. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I lost a couple of days somewhere
so yes, it was good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# It's suddenly stopped working for me Damo.
Have a WOO! anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Yeah, I just get a black square but it works if I click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)
# I think b3tards is
having a moment. The bigger version is in another castle on another server.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
# ooh it's all gone a neutral tone without any prejudicial connotations whatsoever
/ninja in black suit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)
# ^ Racist

EDIT: Mind the piss!

Racist That's what your mum said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Seeing as it's your b'day...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
# But that make no sense now?
Put it back in on top of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# That's what your mum said.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# But my mum is dead?

Only_Joking/Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
#
/racist
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Hahaha... have a
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
# This is excellent :D
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
# ^ what it said
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha, I love that bird.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha yes!
Also that bird needs more top hat and monocle
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Top KCAAAAAWWWWWWWRR
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Looks like he's got a little top hat
EDIT: Also like and click
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# This makes no sense
Unless he is seeing the reflection of the billboard in a puddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# *smiles*
*:)*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# fucking fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# iv seen every possible version of goatsie except the actual original.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Happy Birthday to me!
So here is me in my birthday suit!

Now clickable for NSFW cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:49, archived)
# Happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)
# I was holding out for some inspiration for a grand image for my 2000th /board post
Fuck it. Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:43, archived)
# This was my recent 20k! Maybe that will inspire you??

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Seen at the time
but not my kind of inspiration.

Found this via the Jordana Brewster link below; more my style.
www.topsocialite.com/kaley-cuoco-rocks-the-shake-weight/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# You should have said...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Just to get my 1999th out of the way...
I've been holding onto this for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Happy B'day
have a birthday horn
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:59, archived)
# Ooo Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)
# Happy birthday, Wobbly.
*EDIT* I wish it was Jordana Breste's birthday too.
The whole world could toast you both and then go dancing-potty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)
# :D
It is also Jordana Brester Birthday...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:28, archived)
# i'd like to share more than a birthday with her!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:33, archived)
# I'd like to do sex on her
with my willy.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Who, Me or Jordana?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:16, archived)
# I'm guessing both.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# i was thinking either
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:31, archived)
# happy birthday eagle-eye actionman
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:54, archived)
# * With real gripping hands
gripping wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# happy year+1 day, wobbly!
*leaves for work* cya!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:26, archived)
# I am at work today as well..
But it does mean I have more time to spank about on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Happy birthday old chap.
Mine on friday :)
Also this post number is the same as the year I was born :)
BASH BASH BASH Come to Cptn's and Ameobaboy's THINGS THAT FLY BASH
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# A delightful offer,
but could do with just a teeny bit more Brum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Nothing needs that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# You were born in 23062?
* Time travel FTW!

What is life like in the year 23,000? Do you still live underwater?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Arf.
What I meant to say was that was my 1953 post but it doesn't matter any more, I look silly now so I'm just going to have to live with it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Happy Birthday Anthony Perkins
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:40, archived)
# WHO?

EDIT: I so wish I had not Googled "Anthony Perkins"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# This doesn't appear to be click-for-nekkid-able
By the way, on a completely unrelated note, you owe me a new mouse.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:42, archived)
# :)
Why's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# I have now enabled clickability for full cock version...
* Just for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)
# 'lo Mrs T!
Do you have a bun in the oven again?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# happy birthday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Thank you
Th Sp
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Also: phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Oo Thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# WOOD!
Happy Birthday mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Wall-nut?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# You are Action Man. aicmfp....
Happy Birthday!

edit: Gah! Mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Happy Borfda!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Cripes, you're very muscley
Also, you have a cat crawling up your belly!

Happy birthday, Wobblers.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Leave my pussy out of this!
* Cheers (are the pubs open yet?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Happy blokeday, birthwobble!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Yank Thou
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Hippy Bathday Monsieur Wobbles
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Merci Beaucoup
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:38, archived)
# *bums*
well, it is your birthday

i saw a porno once and the guy was watching the dr fuck his "missus" up the ass via a tv. he asked the receptionist "how can he do that?" and she said "well, he is a specialist."

thanks dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:49, archived)
# * Puts the soap back on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Happy Birthday Lionel
you are now old enough to take a goldfish on a bus - in Alabama
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)
# How old do you have to be then?

46.In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they keep still.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# 4.6
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Bonus!
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Law 101
(and, tautologically, Law 77)

is one of many reasons I love the beautiful State of Vermont
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Happy birthday to ya!
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Thank you Mr Headwound
* Oh, you've gone
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Arf! And happy birthday sah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Where's my wank-o-gram then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Coming.....right......up....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# happy birthday
Loveyou;D
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# * Man hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:33, archived)
# And there.
I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:38, archived)
# You're right, it's unpleasant.
But the picture could do with a tad more Beatles. Or even some fucking kittens. Or even some non-fucking kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:54, archived)
# That's more like it.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:02, archived)
# YEAH!!
I demand that instead, we have more pics of people with Down's Syndrome, or maybe some of little Maddie, no wait, lets have some of the twin towers, because they're not at all offensive to somebody.

no wait..... ah fuck, this bandwagon left nearly a week ago
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:02, archived)
# I remember the days when "What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS!" would get on the front page
Now everyone is upset because we're mocking fats.

What the hell happened to this place?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)
# ^ RIGHT
this isn't what i joined for. i want a refund!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:08, archived)
# A bit of fine-tuning, that's all.
We'll still merrily call a cunt a cunt, and vice versa, but I think many of us will pause for thought before posting because they just don't want to hurt anyone.
Except you, obviously, y'cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:12, archived)
# Yeah, what's that all about?
It used to be about whether or not the joke was funny rather than who might get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:13, archived)
# Clever is what I like.
But we know the real money is in dick and fart jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:16, archived)
# I AM ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED BY YOUR COMMENT AND
you've got a decent point.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:17, archived)
# Multiple layers.
Not just, "hehehehe...let's photoshop some fat people doing funny...hehehe"

now that's just god damned stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:42, archived)
# RISE UP AGAINST YOUR B3TA OVERLORDS!


eh. i coulnd't be bothered to make it look nice. off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:14, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Fatties are fat because they're greedy and have no self-control.
Personally, I view that as prime mockability, right there.

And no - it's not glandular to reach for the pies just because you're upset or bored. Go for a run.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Eat Ginsters.
Then you *get* the runs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Mmmm ... fizzy gravy ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Bum Treacle
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# 'fattest people in Europe costing the NHS billions of pounds annually'
There's a good reason to mock them.

Sorry, but b3ta is not the place to tell people what they can and can't laugh at.

Fuck shopping kittens (unless it's something funny about fat monged ones). This self-righteous moaning on here is a bag of piss. If you don't like it, go read a website about rehousing orphans or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# ^What she said^
But in so much more of a lithe manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Perfectly summed up

*votes McFlimby*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I concur!
You fat bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# yeah, i've got no objections to the compo on offensiveness grounds
it's just not been a very good one from an "actually funny entries" point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Well. Fucking. Said.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Shut up, fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 5:06, archived)
# The Beatles without any hands.
Just because A Hard Day's Night was on the telly earlier on, was feeling a tad Beatley, and this is the result.

And I've even refrained from captions. That's your job.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:26, archived)
# haha
and only 7.5 legs
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Yeah, the caption I refrained from putting on there was " 'ey, George, where's yer leg?"
So, nicely spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:36, archived)
# john and ringo could be doing a 3 legged race, too
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:42, archived)
# And in a way, they were.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:44, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your fab 4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:35, archived)
# well, i'm stumped

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Nang!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Nong!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Nice one. You're like a jazz player. Gotta post this now, to expose it to people, possibly overseas, who might never have the chance to see it otherwise (it's by Spike Milligan)
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Just imagine.
Never having heard of Spike Milligan.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:59, archived)
# That'd be practically unthinkable. But possible. Which is why I put the space-gobbling WORDS onto the board rather than just posting a link.
After all, growing up without exposure to Spike Milligan might lead to young people becoming dangerously well-adjusted, uncritical and unable to think for themselves.
And that'd never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:09, archived)
# D'oh, I did it again.
Popped in for a quick gander and got totally waylaid.
3 day week ahead, I need some sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:19, archived)
# It's easily done.
Sweet dreamses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Is this a sympathetic amputation
for Heather?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Hey, I'll conduct any major surgery for some nice-smelling little purple flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:14, archived)
# You're thinking of lavender.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:43, archived)
# ah, that works perfectly
i like that ringo's looking at him, thinking wtf

if i wasn't building flat pack furniture, i'd animate the 3 legged race too.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Wimp
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:49, archived)
# nah, just lazy
i'm on here avoiding FPF and using FPF as an excuse not to work on photoshop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:03, archived)
# hahaha, you're making me feel downright lazy.
This pic was absolutely gagging for 'shop fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:57, archived)
# ooo. paul looks ripe for a heal clicker too!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Do it, man.
The source pic was easily found. It was on the first page when I typed "A Hard Day's Night" into google images.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:11, archived)
# see, i'm that lazy i just pinched yours.
i just need to muster the enthusiasm to finish putting a dining table together, then maybe firing up PS.
most of the crap that i've done in PS lately though has been, well exactly that, so my enthusiasm's waning a bit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Well, mine's somewhat less than awe-inspiring.
But (perhaps cynically) I knew a Beatlepic'd stimulate people a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:18, archived)
# i may have mentioned somewhere on here before, i more of a stones fan.
the beatles do seem to be much more shoppable though.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:21, archived)
# Well, it's Beatles in the winter and Stones in the summer, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Not here (Southern USA)
It's Stones in the winter and stupidly big Beetles in the summer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:32, archived)
# And so to bed.
The beetles compel me. They're complaining about the light from my monitor, I won't be able to hold them off for long, the shotgun is nearly out and I only have 1000 rounds for the 45.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Living in my own head (as I spend far too much time doing), in the southern parts of the USA,
I'd like to spend my summers listening to the 13th Floor Elevators and Royal Trux. And the Rolling Stones, of course ;)
*Is tempted to roll out a list of tons of other stuff too*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
# So you get the Beetles for free too?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Beetles records are the most horrifically expensive records a chap can buy.
Fortunately, I got the ones I like as presents. Except the white album, which is so expensive it makes one's toenails turn black.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:03, archived)
# I have loads of beetles records
I as hoping to sell them, but they're not really expensive
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:24, archived)
# Sounds like your adventures in flat-pack furniture were resolved without catastrophe. Good.
But inexpensive Beeetles records are a myth. A phantasm. A chimera.
*just bought a CD of the white album for £4.99. But it was sodding second-hand.*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:38, archived)
# hang on, let me see if i added them to discogs
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:46, archived)
# nah, i took them off
i did have a quick look and i suppose when you look at what you would pay in the shops for a record, some old beatles would seem a bit expensive.
not nearly as much as i've traded some records for though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:52, archived)
# oh and yeah, furniture up, and is still after 30 minutes
chalked that one up as a success.
i've sustained no injuries too, so that's bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:54, archived)
# Hey, if you've got some old Beatles records to sell for cheap, GAZ me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:04, archived)
# sure, but i won't be able sell you any until next summer
my vinyl's all up in my folk's loft and i won't be back that way until next year.
you may need to remind me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:42, archived)
# right! animate the 3 leggers
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:43, archived)
# WIN
I'm starting to regret not removing all their limbs now. It was clearly do-able.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:51, archived)
# do it!
DO IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:00, archived)
# I don't think I can.
Firstly, I'm so smashed I'm having to close one eye just so that I can see my hands as they type,
and secondly, people would rightly want to kneecap me if I posted a slightly different picture in a new thread (making an effort to assemble a new pic just to bung it in an existing thread being, of course, unthinkable).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:11, archived)
# i'm pretty sure we're the only two people here
and at this time of the day, who would really give a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:27, archived)
# Good point.
But sorry, I'm just fukt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:35, archived)
# that's fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:04, archived)
# I pinched yours too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)
# i can't remember what why,
but i once convinced my wife that, in a pinch, i could perform emergency knee replacement surgery
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:45, archived)
# I wish yould've fessed up to that before you took that chainsaw to my leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=84QzVPA3rrY
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:19, archived)
# Ha! That barber would wilt at the very sight of my beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:28, archived)
# i went in a barber's for the fiirst time in nearly 20 years the other day
but that was only to get my son's hair cut
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:25, archived)
# So he kept the chainsaw under wraps for the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
# chinsaw?
he's need a plane, or probably low grit sandpaper
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 4:55, archived)
# "Oh, hi, folks."
"Y'know, there's nothing I like better on a sunny April morning than scrubbing a boy's head with a plane or some low grit sandpaper."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:14, archived)
# ah, slight confusion on my part.
yes, he kept the chainsaw hidden while Joe was there.
need samdpaper for my head. Can you imagine what his mum would say if i brought him back looking like an egg??
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:40, archived)
# Yes, I can imagine that.
I imagine she'd say "Why have you brought him back looking like an egg?"
Or perhaps I'm just being unimaginative.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:48, archived)
# no, that's probably right on the money
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:59, archived)
# I'm going to see the Bootleg Beatles tomorrow
I'm going to be the bootleg Mark Chapman.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:47, archived)
# should be called the Bootles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Nifty spot of Half Man Half Biscuit referencing there.
Now squeeze in a nod to "Joy Division Oven Gloves", or even the non-existent "Bed-Blockin' Beats".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:54, archived)
# so that's why their music sounds like that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 3:17, archived)
# I have here in my... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:19, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:41, archived)
# I would care more about this
than the wedding that I dare not speak of *spits*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:46, archived)
# a match made in fuck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:19, archived)
# I love the chav lining of the carriage.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:08, archived)
#
Best shot of Kate Middleton I've seen yet, and WIlly is looking much improved.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:34, archived)

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