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[challenge entry] Guten 'gens, alles. Have this:


EDIT: Hi mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
He seems so familiar. I'm sure I've lived with him. Perhaps he's got a sister...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I have often wondered the very same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# arf!
although *ahem* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coon_2:_Hindsight
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I don't think Vag watches South Park
which is a shame, as I think he'd like it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Haven't done so since the first couple of episodes in the late 90s.
I saw the episode about Tom Cruise, though - that was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
# The one with Captain Hindsight and Cthulhu was awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# I should have watched it when I had the chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# yes
It features captain hindsight and his 3 sidekicks, shoulda, woulda, and coulda.
(SleweD is totally new here., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Penny Arcade are at it too...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/6/8/
(I helped save b3ta! load of tosh Stupid fucking cunty bollocks expialidocious, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
# ha ha!
i haven't liked many entries that i've seen for this compo, but this one is top banana
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Genie arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
# This is delightfully daft.
In retrospect, I'd've posted something like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# You should have posted it earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
# I am determined to use the phrase "Thank you Captain Hindsight" today in a really cutting and sarcastic way.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# i was thinking the same :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
endless potential for adventures!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# pfffftt, very funny sir :)
Would the Captain happen to be a female, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:16, archived)
# South Park joke on the front page!
Yay!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# I'll also say about the Southpark episode
This is way too much of a coincidence.

go to www.allsp.com to catch it. The episode is ace. Its all about the oil spill with BP. He turns up and gives an explanation to what should have been done to avoid the disastor - but doesnt actually help in the disastor...

"thankyou captain hindsight" was one of the tags from the bystanders.

Im now fully expecting A Vag to do another comic on Tony Haywood saying "im sorry" alot.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Does he have a sidekick?
Stating the Bleeding Obvious Boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Toooooesday!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Spang!
Ning dogbomb, were you waiting for me to post?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 7:48, archived)
# Ning!
Sorry, I wasn't. I'd just woke up. Getting a lift in today.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)
# .........groan
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)
# ffs,,,,,,,,,, and NING
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)
# What on earth is that from?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:23, archived)
# hahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)
# "Posting a pun, that's a spangin'"


Ningles, y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
# spang!...........uurrrrrrgggggghhhh

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Ning WB, et al!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
# NING B3TA... So many to choose from this morning...
So Happy Birthday Sarah Parish, Mini Anden and NSFW Anna Kournikova.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)
# It is also Liam Neeson's birthday so have this (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:19, archived)
# slightly different style again
I'll try asking again too, what vector package are you using for these?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 7:54, archived)
# hahah nice one Toasty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 7:56, archived)
# what?
it was an honest question. Are we not allowed to have an interest in the pictures made here any more?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:00, archived)
# absolutely not!
you can't ask questions or show any interest, you may only say *click*
and not actually click anything
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
# I like this.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
# indeed!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Paint Shop and a couple of tutorials I found on the internetz
Then enhance the colours of the lips and eyes, cut them out, paste them onto the Vector thing and smudge the edges a bit...
Today, I tried to outline the images prior to going through the vector bit.
I think it worked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:17, archived)
# have you tried Inkscape??
its a free vector program thats pretty cool! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Oooo I will have a look
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# you do vectors with Paint Shop Pro?
bloody hell, that's some effort. I find their vector tools a nightmare to use. My hat off to you.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
# i like the last one
that worked really well
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Thanks...
I started these at 5:30 this morning...

EDIT: Did you mean Anna' Legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
# wow! that's dedication*
no, not the legs, the other one, Mini Anden.
I wonder if she's related to Jeremy Beadle

*mental!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Phwoar.
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
# I am liking this outline thing today

and also the blonde girl checking out her tuppence : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
# For Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 4:21, archived)
# She's just hidden a body somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 4:29, archived)
# ...and she's holding a little packet of teeth as a memento
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 4:34, archived)
# She only wanted a little respect.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 4:42, archived)
# ... and a few teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 4:42, archived)
# if you imagine she's lactating just out of shot, it's like a little Miike film
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 5:06, archived)
# wow, I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I was going to do this British-French but
a car that looked like a wine bottle would be silly

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 4:21, archived)
# Very good...
I like this and it deserves more comments...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 5:58, archived)
# Ver nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Comment
I like it =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] He's gonna step on you again.
(Matty73, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 2:56, archived)
# heh
I remember the Aussie cover
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbovKqsJPc4
quite the pub rock stomper, in its day

faithful enough but the original is still better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=056Qdo_cmCM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 5:20, archived)
# Tough call
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 7:11, archived)
# surely, he'd be
Twisting My Melon Man (or perhaps You Talk So Hip Man).

I can imagine the adventures now.

"OMG Shaun Ryder is unable to work due to legal disputes with his management...This is a job for Twisting My Melon Man!" *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:29, archived)
# I didnt know which one was sexier
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 2:47, archived)
# cross your eyes until they over lap
for teh sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)
# OMG shes eating her own head
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)
# You other brothers can't deny!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 3:38, archived)
# #1
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Got some generous jowls on that thang
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Big Casheeeeewwww

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Er, I know that pic.
His name is Clive, haven't seen him for many years...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
why is this a reply to what he said?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
# WHY DOES THE SUN SHINE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)
# WHATS GOING ON
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)
# oh yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)
# OH COME ON YOU FUCKS THIS IS COMEDY GOLD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:21, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10443333
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Hahaha
she's only saying one word, but she appears to be reading it from an autocue.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)
# THIS is comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
# whoaaaaaaaaa .KU!! fuckgmeeeee!
dayum!!! WOW
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Arghghghg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Hahah if I was a sculptor, but then again, no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)
# ohhh... heidy ...hoop! ohhh... heidy ...hoop! ohhh... heidy ...hoop! ohhh... heidy ...hoop!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)
# MMMM puh MMMM puh MMMM puh MMMM puh MMMM puh MMMM puh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)
#
---sure it's not the back of a horse?---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 6:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# WHACK FORE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I prefer
whack . . . . . . . . . fore
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
# As long as you get a hole in one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
# most of the ones I get have holes in them
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
# <----- GOLF TOAP

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
# The freebase meme thing is getting a little obscure.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
# :)
freebase doesn't own copyrights to "fuck""
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
# that is correct
we at FUCK!® Industries do, and you all owe us big money
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)
# We're all about to get
fucked by the fuckers at FUCK!® ?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 3:35, archived)
# FUCKING WHACK IT TO FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 2:37, archived)
# It's...


Yasser Marrowfat.
(DrDerekDoctors, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
# PeaLO?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Peas in the middle east
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
# This is comedy gold!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Yesir Heezafat
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
#
(Hairy Twatter, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahahhaha
this deserves more comments, WOO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
# he's got space flu!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
# space mumps :D
www.reddwarf.co.uk/database/index.cfm?section=medical&entry=spacemumps
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
# that's the one
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
# On the plus side, he's saved money on a costume for halloween and fancy dress parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
# On the contrary
he's going to have to go all out to get a decent costume -- and can you imagine how much it'll cost him to hide that enormous head of his? He can only turn up at one party wearing that. Anything else would be, like, so passe.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Haha
Quick TJ, I'm in the news again!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13671262
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Pfft.
Haven't seen that many sailors on you in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Looks like you're in charge now !
Earlier, Yemen's main opposition coalition said it would accept a transfer of power to The Coast Of Yemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
# "the possible evacuation of British civilians"
As pointed out in The Wire, that means they may be emptied of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Recommendation : Do not eat the shells . . . they may be explosive !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# On the plus side
he has a huge mound of mashed potato on his head for later.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Super Rock . . . some take it for granite !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# My sediments exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Very igneous of you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# both of you are stoned
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# yeah yeah, porus another one
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# let's put this to bedrock
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# You're just speaking metamorphically, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# You certainly know your petrology !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# My knowledge of it petrifies you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# You have a most solid foundation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# there is some serious erosion of standards here tonight
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# let's not rubble over this
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# ...and have a lava two.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Hamusoku mine mine fear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Fucking alien workers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
# indeed -- fucking greys need to go back home
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Icon see where you're going with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)
# I tried to use all of these in one sentence . . . but found it too tuff !
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rock_types
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Wikipedia's not great for rock types
You should try Anorthosite.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Wow . . . you've got that right . . . Found a tongue twister over there !
phaneritic, intrusive igneous rock characterized by a predominance of plagioclase feldspar (90–100%),
and a minimal mafic component (0–10%). Pyroxene, ilmenite,...
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
# *scans Valin's post intently for pun*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
# try this one: Pahoehoe
or just open your mouth and say "aa"!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 3:46, archived)
# one with some concrete examples
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
# That thief was stoney broke
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# That's what he gets for gathering moss . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# The government wiped his slate clean.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# except for the basalt and battery charge still pending
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# omg...now I'm petrified.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# When this goes to court, the judge will bang his gravel
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# haha that is very silly
I recognise that place - it's just a stone's throw from here..
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Sometimes it helps to be stoned . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I went low budget
got pebble-dashed
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# This boulders me over.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Roll away . . . you're stoned o-------------->
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# ...that's true...........pebbles...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Bouldly rocking them criminals stone dead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Well . . . pumice my magma !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# well, the criminal had little choice in robbing the bank
he was stoney broke
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah . . . what a Trondhjemite !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ROCK ON
I was saving this TOAP for a newbie, but I`ll leave it here:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Any place is a good place to place your placard !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
# I like to imagine the L-plate stands for lesbian
especially on here...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Lesbian fantasies with Prince William?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Yeah,
very gneiss.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
# High Grade
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dDDf5_Q4ao
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Gonna need a sooper dooper pooper scooper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
# no reason
except that I find various uses for dead chickens

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
# What are the other uses?


pleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoypleasedontsaysextoy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
# ok then
platonic relationships
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Paxo storage?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# no, mainly wall art
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# sex toy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Thats Sick
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# interest his hat
does a 180 as he hurl-pauses
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Causative action
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# A man with retractable vomit
can probably do almost anything
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Cud he could !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# you say that to muh face
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# your eyes are closed
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ...i had a dream...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# REVERSABLE BARF
Disgusting, but actually very practical.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahah DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:19, archived)
# I often imagine these scenes with their heads swapped.

Makes for an entirely different effect.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
# oh great, now I'm going to be hard the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)
# I count eight . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# you mean?
I (can) count (to) eight
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I ate eight
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# haha clicks. Have some Cardinals
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# :)
thanks ewe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Hurray, corpses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
# The FUDGE is on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
# FUDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Nuthin's as luvin' as FUDGE from the oven !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Or FUDGEing about on the patio.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Those drinks have a nice FUDGE head to'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# The origins of legend of the sphinx is finally revealed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Lionzee
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
# this is a test
Hello Mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
#




*coughs*



.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
# mediocre's IN DA HOOOUUUUUUUUSE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
# This is a test
Hello bbbb!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Fish!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
# shall we try this one then?
LILY YOU OLD SLAG!
Are you there?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Fuck off!
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Who is this?
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# hello
continue the research
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
# hmmm
Results of the Study:

Total Number of people replying: 2
Number of Usernames beginning with "M" replying: 2
Number of Usernames replying beginning with "M" and containing 8 characters:2
Number of Usernames actually being "Mediocre" :2
Number of Usernames suspected of being "Dave the Hat" in disguise: 18

Conclusion: Geoff the Clownfish
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# ...

profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Piddle of the Sphinx :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
# hehe, the real source of the nile
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Origin of irrigation . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# hehe--I like
sure evaporates quickly there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
# haha
any longer it would have gone over 400k....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# it's plausible in the desert :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# very nicely done squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
# thankyou for your compliment good sir
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# It is Lizzie
from Prisoner Cell Block H
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
now you mention it... :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Chimpanion?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
# M Grand M
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# ...thought I had something kitten/skateboardy...


nicely done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
# wouldn't want to bump into him on a dark night
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# It's a monkey
Lion down.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)
# oh dear oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Ape pride
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# you're lion
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I'm no cheetah
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# sphinxtersezwhat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Huge Ackman
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)
# no shark
Not real!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)
# I'll ack you in a minute if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Have a click
For office lols.
(Rob.S, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] If in doubt, take the compo title literally.


Edit: Hmm, text is a bit hard to read isn't it? Try sitting closer to the monitor, or this:
Slightly larger, higher quality version (86 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
# yay sausage tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# I also made this quick sequel
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
# he plays fetch well!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
# doch!
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Sausagefest!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 3:53, archived)
# 0_0
I think ^tha^t one could do with frying for a few minutes longer.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Ha cha cha cha
Now I'm hungry again.


Am I the only person who has just discovered that this band isn't Dinosaur Jr?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WURYe_7QcI8&feature=artist
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
# HAPPY SAUSAGE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
# it should be sausage tiem more often
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
# He must have an enormous schwanzstucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# You teutonic titwillow!
*smack*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Liverwurst?
"Yeah, but the kidneys are shot as well..."
(xaer0mancer, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Gaaaahhhhh There are green things on her trifle hat, I do not trust it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I think they are either black grapes or black cherries
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Neither of which factor in my trifle 'world-view'
Custard, cream, sherry, sponge, jelly, and strawberries if you're pushing the boat out! That's it!
Anything else is suspect, and possibly a bit un-British
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# I have come to the conclusion
that the TV series "Criminal Minds" is too nasty. I wish to see a spinoff : "Criminal Minds : White Collar Petty Crimes Investigations". Maybe starring Tony Danza as FBI SuperSpecial Agent Bob Marsupial, an ex-patrol cop who does things pretty much by the book and gets results.

Episode One could involve determining who stole 3 dollars from the petty cash tin in the office. Was it the regional manager with the gambling problem? The secretary who's paying off the mob? The tech support guy who's funnelling money to a wealthy Nigerian prince?
It's a race against time, with only a week on the clock before there's a regional audit and if Head Office hears about this, the office Xmas party may be in jeopardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I suspect they're the leaves and stalks of the strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# More like a trifling hatter
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
#

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Madame, with these puns, you're really spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 4:10, archived)
# PalaceJam

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
# joins in
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
# obligatory

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9HlT9xN44
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)
# that was worth a cut and paste!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9HlT9xN44
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 4:17, archived)
# Double obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're too good
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)
#
*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
# haha
Phil - babe looks like he's coiling one down
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I tried to make him in the zone
but it does look like he's dying, as well
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
# see...old people are not totally useless
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)
# but without drums--ehhh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
# This goes surprisingly well with the new Morbid Angel album
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
# funny you mention that
I've been writing some MIDI files to sync with animations. Sound really helps
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Hehe!
I scrolled down and saw this just as a Tescos advert using The Professionals theme came on the TV...it synched perfectly!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I salute you sir/madam that's your kinghthood in the post ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! discobunnywalker, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 6:48, archived)
# Get those nails cut Phil
(Mackeson_drinker, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Excellent - well deserved FP matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# thank you, sirs
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
Photobucket
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
# bigger!!
I cant see it from the next room!

edit - a quick look at the faq's might be an idea .............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Im using my TV as a monitor.
Argh, can you see it any less now?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
# nice try
the point is still pics no more than 100k
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Fixed.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Good man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Well done Sir / Ma'am!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# i can still see it though
XDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Oh, a murder on my screen
lovely.

Snuff should be voluntary.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
#
Prove it!
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# No, I think I shall hide it instead.
This is everyone's opportunity to call me a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# The worst flaming I got on b3ta was for posting a hanging
I was drunk and pissed off with Richard Quest so I lazily and sloppily plonked his head onto some poor sod getting executed in Iran :( Then I flounced when people got upset.

Now I wait to see how often people get upset about the photo of the Chinese guy being shot in the head, which pops up once every couple of weeks.

(Or even of the Twin Towers being demolished, which pops up most challenges. Except for some reason that seems a lot less personal, even though it was the murder of thousands of people...)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
# It's from a museum
A mannequin. I understand the sentiment, though.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)
# yes but it was at least 175k smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
# yeahledzeppelindidit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Hey, no!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
Too soon?
(Hemipygous, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
# two wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# One went in . . . two went wrong . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)
# shit in - shit out
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# One in the hand is worth two in the wrong !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
# two wrongs make a shite
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# and have it bronzed
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# spit-shined in the very least
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)
# "speedy-thing-goes-in, speedy-thing-comes-out!"
awesome, At' :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
# #2 goes in... #1 comes out.
aripinthetimespacehole
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Por! Tally-Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# going nowhere fast
(also the title of my biography)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# You're not wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)
#

(early shit animation)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
# (massive bird chevron pending)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Up there
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Yes...this film will be available in 8-D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)

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