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Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

That's it.

I quit.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)

Doctor Feelgood?

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the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)

Arf!

I wonder...tights or stockings?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)

Or just really oddly coloured legs?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)

Seams racist

;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)

Why do btaman put bom up womans buttom?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)

COS DAT SHIT IZ DA BOMB YO!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)

haha perfect

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

Smug Wars now with croissants and OJ

(National Squid Never knowingly underfondled, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)

take me through this again

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)

So which one's the guy at the end?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)

I think that's Captain Howdy

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)

That's it, I'm quiting for no apparent reason.

Quitting a website that puts no obligation on my active participation.
Not just taking a step back. Quitting. Don't try to stop me. Someone gaz rob and ask him to delete my account. Serious guys.
Not coming here any more. No way. You can't talk me out of it. Don't even try. You can't make me stay guys... guys?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

THOSE WHO KNOW ME WILL KNOW WHY I'M QUITTING!

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT PAYING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I'M GOING.

But I'm not quitting for the attention so don't try to stop me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

Totally not going to watch /board for over an hour after I "quit" to see who replies.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

If he's really left, does that mean someone else can open an account with the same name?

If it's not free, then he's a LIAR!

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)

Make us a cup of tea while you're up

There's a dear

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)

Oh Mu

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)

Oh look a well liked member of the board had replied to me,

I'll reply to him letting him know how much I liked his posts in order to make everyone else feel bad.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)

It's like a virtual suicide. You HAVE to announce it.

If you just stop posting one day, there's always the danger that no-one will notice. I should know, lulz... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

We should have a day of remembrance for all the b3tans who have slipped away while no-one was paying attention.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

The silent majority.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

If I left I can guarantee no-one would notice :(

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boris the spider, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)

I think I might notice, but I'm not very aware of my surroundings generally and can't be sure of it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)

Hmm

Nice of you to say so. Actually on the times I have vanished via the intrusion of real life on my internet I have absolutely no idea if anyone noticed or not. I was just trying to get people to tell me how ace I am.

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boris the spider, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)

Yes, I'd probably miss you

I'd suddenly feel worried for a moment, about a year after you stopped posting. "Where's Morris?" I'd think.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)

Haha

Thanks

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boris the spider, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)

haha

nail on the head there

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

Looks like a weird mix of George Clooney and Christopher Ryan.

Maybe it's just me, I dunno.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)

You are a weird mix of george clooney and christopher ryan?

huh?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)

I'm more a weird mix of Rik Mayall and Johnny Depp.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

Ugly, shouty, terrible with women, but incredibly well groomed and with a habit of dressing up in odd costumes?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)

...and some of rik mayall too, he said.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)

Ah, I missed out the childish humour and slapsti-

oh wait.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)

Not necessarily.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)

TL;DR

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FIEND, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)

Sorry,

I have absolutely no idea what is going on here.
Which is a shame, because it looks like you spent a bit of time on it. I certainly have.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)

hahahahaha

I have no idea what is going on, but I like it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)

But yeah, seriously.

Who's the guy at the end?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)

I'm somewhat confused

but entertained as well

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

*Sigh*

next time will try harder

(National Squid Never knowingly underfondled, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

lol

It's probably much too clever for us! :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)

I think I was pretty much following it until the last two frames:

could you just explain that bit, please?

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)

The 2nd to last frame is fine. The guy comes back with the intention of asking her o marry him again.

Only to find her stony faced about the gossiping about what she and t'other guy did.

But is the last guy the Betmaker, the Wifefucker or the Cuckold?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)

Ah, right. So that's why she looks so annoyed. I see.

But yeah - it's just that last frame...

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)

Well, obviously it's her gynaecologist and/or veterinarian.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)

*finger on nose and points at you*

Wifefucker

(National Squid Never knowingly underfondled, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)

So that means wifefucker was the one who spread the gossip, despite being worried about sleeping with a woman not yet divorced?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)

No, next time try less harderer.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

Okay, I think I get it...

I think I get it...But and it's a big but... what's Graeme going to do when he finds out?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)

Well, I think this is bloody marvellous.

Well done that man!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)

Ok alright then

I lost a panel from the top where the dude at the bottom would be usurping as the "new smug"
Panel 3 needed a "meanwhile" tag
Panel 4 needed "and so tag"
The last panel needed a better line but I have chronic pharyngitis so swallowing water is nigh on impossible with a temp on 39 degrees. I did it too quickly. Never mix memes with stock images

TL;DR probably the best reply to it. I should have done 2 episodes

(National Squid Never knowingly underfondled, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)

I have only one thing to say to that.

Take two of these and call me in the morning.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)

Do a sequel.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)

and a prequel.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)

And a preseprequel

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

And a children's story based on the same world, and only loosely connected to the main storyline.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)

with monkeys

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)

And a superfluous animated character who contributes nothing to the plot, but is still in almost every scene.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)

Are you still here?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)

Aw man, you cut me deep.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)

taadaaaa!

I'm just shitting with you man.....
gotcha!
ah.....such japes.

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)

NOW READ ON...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)

Come into the light, little one.

little one.

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)

see, i know stuff like this is evil

but will the parents of small children listen to me? will they fuck.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)

sod this, i'm off

g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)

ahhhahhhahhah

wooyay

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)

Hide the jam butties!

(Tivert, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)

this is full of win

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)

thank yee :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)

Hahaha! I love this Twisty.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)

Haha!

That is lully! :D

(Tivert, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

:) Ta

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

great show and a thoroughly nice man

i'm clicking this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)

Hahaha

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)

titty-filarious!

*click*

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)

Hahaha

'likes'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:49, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)

hehe.. alternative bods.

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)

GROPEMAN!

(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)

we are young, we run green, Keep our teeth, nice and clean, See our friends, see the sights, feel aaaaaalright

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)

Is that a big black dildo?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)

Well it didn't need shopping really,

but felt I should add something...

(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)

that jacket, with those boots? really?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)

ye you go girl! *snaps*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)

she could have pulled it off

with a calf-length brown suede skirt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)

mmm hmmm

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)

Hmmm never been pulled off with a calf-length brown suede skirt.

'ponders'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)

you should give it a try

gah! my head is fucking killing me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)

Not good, is it your screen?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)

Are they looters?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)

crawling down the stairs is fun

but not as fun as sliding down them on the lid of a twin tub

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)

We had a really long sofa cushion

Four of us used to ride down on it, much to the consternation of my mother

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)

the twin tub lid was great

but it fucked the stair carpet within a week :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)

Or, as my kids used to do....DUVET BIKES!

Slide down the stairs on a duvet!
Health & Safety? Stuff and Nonsense!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)

we did that, sometimes

but i'd always get tangled up in the duvet. stair fun was banned after my sister broke her arm for the second time.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)

The best way to avoid tanglement

was to make sure your legs were straight and to pull one end up over your feet and sit on the other.
You also went faster.
EDIT: ends of the duvet that is...

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)

oh, we never went down feet first

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)

Ahh

That'd be where I was going wrong, never an injury from stair sledging.
Although I did crack my chin open from going down a waterslide face first...

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)

broke a toe

and lost a large portion of arse skin by going down the death slide in blackpool funhouse in a swimming costume

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)

I would slide down entirely wrapped up in a sleeping bag

with no vision, to fill the experience with surprises, like surprising bruises.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

Anyone who didn't do that as a child

didn't graduate childhood.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)

see also:

climbing on the bin sheds, water-balloon fights, playing in fresh tarmac, burying your dad at the beach, tying plastic bags to action men to make them "parachute" down the stairs, building bmx ramps out of your siblings, falling out of trees and sticking inadvisable things up your nose.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)

Indeed :)

I passed with a B+.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)

i would have got an A

if i hadn't spent so much time in my room reading enid blyton

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)

or lived in a bungalow?

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)

don't be silly

bungalows are where old people live

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)

That's true

Although some bungalows have attics, and I guess the ladder to the loft could make a good extreme version of stair sledging.

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)

As a bungalow kid...

...we had to find our fun outside the house. So it was Go Kart down the hill next to the Village Hall. You had to make sure you hit the bend in the path *just right* or it was a direct hit into the barbed wire. Could get messy...

(When snowy, swap go-kart for sledge or bin bag)

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)

on the lid of a twin tub - FTW

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)

hell, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)

hahaha! great!

Today's kids are mollycoddled!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)

I'm enjoying this challenge already

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)

Hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)

Brilliantly shopped! :D

*smugly clicks*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)

i may be too young to remember this

but it's nicely smugged

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)

My final click. You've earned it.

Cheers, b3ta.
Take care of yourselves..

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)

Woah woah what? o_o

You're leaving?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)

Aye.

My reasons are my own, and anyone that knows me on here will probably be able to figure out why.
I refuse to go into any further details, but would like to thank anyone that's ever clicked on one of my pictures, spared me a moment of their time or posted an image that made me smile.

You're all beautiful.
Never change.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)

well, whatever your reason

look after yourself x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)

Never say Never

b3ta can and does often change so whatever the reason I'm sure things would get better if you stayed and would be better for you staying. But whatever you move on to I hope you find what you seek - it's been a good laugh with you keep to the art.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)

Awww take care.

Remember - never economise on tea bags or loo roll.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)

That's rather upsetting news.

But I'm sure you have your reasons. You've contributed a lot to this site, and the metaphorical door will always be open if you should return.

Take care of yourself Captain. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)

Hm, that's kinda sad

I confess I don't know the reason, but good luck to you nonetheless

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)

I'd prefer that you take the click back and stay!

:0(

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

i know why

Please Don't Go www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIAnkrPgTvY

(herman:D, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)

Why?

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)

I suspect I know the reason

I feel the same way but will plod on for now...keep up the good 'shopping bud and now and then send some our way.

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)

Jeez,

'will plod on for now' - makes it sound like you're somehow obliged to log onto b3ta against your will.
What is it that makes it a 'plod'? You haven't been here much longer than me, so you can't really join the 'b3ta used to be so much better' gang just yet.
If there are things you'd like to see more of here, why not just make them?
Myself, I find people logging on and then moaning the most annoying thing about b3ta. Like I just did :-)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)

nah...just a description of how I move through life

I see it as an involuntary process that drags on a bit.....

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)

can we do a rupert murdoch and not accept your resignation?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)

*wipes away tear*

Please come back soon.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)

Sorry to hear that

good luck whatever you do.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)

Sad loss to b3ta

Good luck in whatever you do next. You'll be missed :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)

That's a shame

I hope you change your mind later :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)

no, please no! :( I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

goodbye, auf wiedersehn! au revoir! tudelu, bon voyage you wonderful captain you!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)

hey! where are you going?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)

Rob has left the door's open?

This hasn't happened since the great escape of '96

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)

Run! Be free!

I wish I could go with you, but my leg had just grow.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)

Oi!

Come back, you haven't payed me the rent this month!

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)

Please don't go...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)

ragequit

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)

Captain Howdy that's not very nice . . .

Be seeing you.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:09, archived)

This is probably a bit late, but perhaps you will look back on this thread

I've really enjoyed your posts - if I were a mod I'd FP half your work! Keep up the hummus, even if it's not here, and I echo the thoughts of everyone else in saying I hope you return some day :) x

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)

Very good.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)

Oh... and this...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)

Hahahahaha

awwwwww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)

HAHA I guess this needs dusting off

Noggin the Smug

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)

hahahahaveaclick!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)

did you draw this?

coz it's superb!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)

yep!

and ta!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:49, archived)

even more awesome than before

(jibberish, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)

ta matey

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)

Wot?

No croissant?

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 1:49, archived)

Hahaha:DD

(herman:D, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)

My first comp entry!

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Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)

Hurrah!

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)

hahahaha

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FIEND, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)

There's something a little bit awesome about this

Might just be that grin.

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ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)

DEATH TO VIDEODLOME !

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)

Hahaha

Top work making that under 400K

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)

took longer than making the animation!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)

FRESH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)

:D :D

Top marks!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)

Is this a fisting/german post?

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)

FIST

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)

you

are a mental

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)

inspired by a VERY weird dream last night. no more cheese before bed for me!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

But frankly anything that references Videodrome gets a click from me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)

Anything that references anything before 1992 gets a click from you. :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)

cheeky fucker

*fetches slippers*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)

FRESH!

This is fantastic!

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4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)

CFB"

clicky for bigger cats (268k)

edit might have bin more topical with polar bears and campers but meh

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)

arf!

just like the zoo bit from phil jupitus' quadrophobia

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)

hehe

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)

really need to get my hands on that

it's funny as hell

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)

Constructive criticism:

You take all the trouble to draw and colour your pics, it would only take a few minutes to hand-letter the text, and it would look so much better imo.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)

true

but I don't want text on the pic as it will go on a caption underneath for other postings

(I know could do another slide)

At least I didn't use Comic Sans :)

edit: also my handwriting is shite!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)

Sorry

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)

Ewwwwwww

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)

And...

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)

And that popular classic...

Barney the magenta penisosaur

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)

Ahahahaha

They're brave considering his teeth.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)

fuck this is wrong, so wrong

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)

Needs more Quo

Wouldn't be b3ta without more meme.

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ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)

This is a bit speshul :D

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)

: D

awesome.

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--- ---, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)

genius

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)

classic

(herman:D, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)

ahhhahhhah good to see this one again

also nice to see Bert letting Ernie have a go, he's usually on the bottom

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 5:21, archived)

Bert and Ernie

Made it for me.

Clicky for that bit on it's own!

Hang on, does this make me sound weird?

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:11, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)

i'd rather watch that than the original

i hate that fucking cat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)

Some Good Advice?????

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)

i'll remember that next time i need somewhere to park

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)

'Get fucked' is one of the greatest uses of the English language, ever.

FACT!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)

Hahaha!

You loon :D

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)

born 2fly

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LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)

waits for it......................

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)

Haha!

Look at his lovely little face :D

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)

Hahaha

woo!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)

Quick & dirty.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)

Q&D...story of my life.

Oh you meant something else...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)

this deserves a click

coz it made me larfff

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)

I too emitted a chortling sound

Click :D

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)

yay!

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)

BUM!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)

awesome!

mega click!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)

It's Thatcherism gone mad, well..sort of..

well..sort of..

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)

*follows mister spoon*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)

sister mpoon, shirley?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)

he's still pre-op

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)

Look, I'm not a fucking buftie, and that's the end of it!

Edit: My second favourite Begbie quote, my first? "It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt".

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:33, archived)

he is

and he's got his button eye on you.
run!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)

Haha! Nice.

Not worth a new thread so...

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)

Christopher Reeve walks in (O.K., maybe not walks), and says:

"That's funny - I've never seen an ass eat an ass before."

(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)

Haha...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)

Hahahaha Oi!

I'll be sending you the bill for cleaning tea off my monitor now!

(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)

hehe.. alternative one from a pearoast.

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)

hahaha

I loved Button Moon and also love Shaun The Sheep

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)

That is lully

Reminds me of those pics in the Ian Livingstone and Steve Jackson adventure books.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)

Eeeeks that is terrifying and disturbing indeed.....

Trapped on top of an overturned hgv full of cauliflowers for all eternity... ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)

Even Stephen King was like "Duuuuuude..."

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)

i really like this

she reminds me of Venger

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)

Ooo I almost missed this.

I love your style.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:39, archived)

wow

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)

50 minutes on Gas Mark 5..

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Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)

QOTW vote of sorts

Complete with fluffy animal

A) is for And that was when I decided to throw in the towel...
What disasterous or otherwise hilarious event brought you to the sudden realisation that you've had enough in your job, relationship or night out on the turps?

B) is for Boozers!
Pubs are full of humanity.

C) is for Competitive streak
scarpe once had a competition to see what was the biggest piece of office equipment he could fit in my mouth. What stupid bets, dares and competitions have you been involved in?

D) is for Performance
Have you ever - voluntarily or otherwise - appeared in front of an audience? How badly did it go?

Vote now, vote often, below and I'll tally things up later on.

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chthonic, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)

Am I the only one that can't see the votey thing?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)

maybe it's "invisable"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)

Is that advisible.. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)

There is no spoon

Reply using one of the letter keys on your keyboard.

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chthonic, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)

I realised that after I'd posted...

But If you were familiar with how bad my spelling can be.....
You'd know I cant risk doing that in case I got it wrong..!. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)

Seriously though, who is The Worst?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)

nothing for frisbelm? controversial

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)

i hope you're going to change the title to 'who's the best' after the votes are in

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)

"piece of office equipment" indeed

I've never heard it called that before!

I vote for "A"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)

Well, I used it round the office...

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)

As it's the only one I could even vaguely answer

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)

I guess I kinda have to, really.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)

but only because i've got a good hypnotism story

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)

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SteamedCleaner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)

I love stories of shitty jobs!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)

C possibly?

B's already beendun (under Pubs)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)

Is there a bigger version of the mouse on a bike?

It looks amazing...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)

Er, yes

Well, it's the same image, just not shrunk down in the HTML:

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chthonic, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:21, archived)

That's one of the best things I've ever seen.

Really I love it.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)

I should clarify

I wasn't trying to fit anything in cthonic's mouth. I was trying to fit a stapler in mine.

(I couldn't, in case you were wondering)

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:42, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)

D please Bob

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)

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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)

I'd like C, please, Bob

edit: damn it, blockbusters has been done...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)

Sorry for the delay in sticking the challenge up

I'm a dick
b3ta.com/challenge/newkidstv/

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rob, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)

well, i wasn't going to be the first to say it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)

good

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rob, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)

magenta?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)

She went of her own accord.

sorry, wrong punchline.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)

More debating with the Cradocks....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)

"and I hope yours turn out like Fannys"

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)

Doughnuts all round.. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)

Mine never are....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)

Hole in one......!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)

Yay......

Goes to listen to muffin man by Zappa....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)

from muffin to doughnut in three easy steps

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)

THIS IS A BRAND NEW LAPTOP, DAMN YOU!

and now it's got spit all over it!!!

Why I oughta....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)

...spit?

yeah ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)

Tossers.

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Chumps 👀, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)

Don't drop it on the floor....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)

The secret to a good toss is always to have a hot ring....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)

ha ha ha

I just spotted the lttle guy outside :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)

haha

loved this first time round as well

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)

*loves fanny batter too*

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)

It's tasty.. but never goes far enough...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)

i don't know what i find more disturbing

that pile of green shit under the chicken on the left or his prison-issue jumpsuit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)

After examination of the source picture...

I have no idea what the pile of green shit is.... but habe also noticed tart bases full of peas and tomatoes on top? 70's cooking at its best...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)

nasty shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)

Mmmmm.... turkey pancakes.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)

If you've not got a sweet tooth...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)

I've got an egg tooth.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)

You'll have to shell out for false ones when you're older.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)

o__O

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)

Did you not used to like cooking with Fanny ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)

1975 or 77 Cradock cook book.

I have this book somewhere.

(Fluffster, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)

Friends Piccies

_{A touch spammy, but nice pics. Photo's don't really do some of the work justice, as they are quite textured and delicate looking, especially the one with the birds, I think - it came across much nicer in real life.

Anyway, they are great pictures and if you want something commissioned in a style or whatever - just ask :)}

www.flickr.com/photos/karentite/

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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)

neck?

sounds great

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)

80s-tastic

subject and coloured pencilly style :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)

I bet it's a woman

and your trying to get laid.

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FIEND, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)

haha - Oh my...

No... not me. (prank call prank call)

It's all about the art - see I have even tried once to make art:

But I failed.

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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)

Hmmmm! :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)

erm...../links

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)

Yup cheers

I spammed there too. I figured the links people could follow the link and the board people could just look at the piccie and give expert feedback.
Not going near /talk as they scare me.

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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)

wise move

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)

A healthy fear of incontinent sociopaths is a good thing, really it is.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)

Lovely all the same....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)

today's episode was brought to you by the letters W, T and F

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)

CTW is the new WTF

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)

good to know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)

TFTV

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)

have you tried asking Fraser?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)

Apparently he's joined the moomins.

EDIT You're right, I could have done something constructive, such as a politely worded note via the Mail Us form, but I felt like making an ill-considered and selfish gesture on the board, venting my pique in an ineffective and poorly executed fashion.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)

i feel like ripping someone's head off

and shitting down their neck.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)

It's easier just to go to the toilet instead

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)

but less rage-releasing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)

I've been sat in an over-warm office grappling with a particularly challenging paper that I've got to write, desperate for a distraction, but with not a shred of hummus to be found anywhere in my feeble mind.

The amount of times I've opened paint.net, stared vacantly at either a blank canvas or a source pic for 5 minutes, then closed it - I HAD TO POST SOMETHING!!

We've all been there...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)

draw cats in a variety of hats

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)

The Ten Gallon

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)

Ah, but is the cat alive or dead?

(Schrodinger's Hat?)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)

*collapses quantum bubble*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)

that's 9 gallons, 9 and a half at the most

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)

that's better!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)

:o)

However, the size of the cat has also increased proportionately...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)

cat size does not decrease hat size

so it's all good.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)

Most 10 gallon hats would only hold 4 pints at most

/boring fact of the day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)

4 pints of strongbow, i trust

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)

~~Strongbow~~ Drain-O

Edit: On second thoughts, they're pretty much one and the same.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)

i like strongbow :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)

Aspalls FTW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)

Stovepipe

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)

he'll never get that through the flap

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)

Awesome.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)

hat pleases kitty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)

kittens love hats!

FACT!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)

and they wear them so well

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)

*disappears for another few months*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)

Search me, guv...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)

YMCA: UR DOIN IT RONG

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)

If only I spoke Hovitos.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)

you know what?

wouldn't.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)

OK guys, pack your bags.

The world has officially ended. Smash wouldn't.

It's been fun, everyone. Tra!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)

hey! i do have SOME standards, you know!

they're just very well hidden

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)

I josh with you, ma'am!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)

And the fact he is pointing at a tomato is left completely ambiguous.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)

I heard that Fraser got caught short on a plane

pissed in the aisle, took a poo in his neighbours' complementary glass of red wine, and is currently awaiting the gendarmes' pleasure.

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boris the spider, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)

Strange isn't it...?

The mods have definitely been here because one of them has given Monkeon a Front Page.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)

I thought Monkeon just had a check box on his post options to stick it directly on the FP?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)

No, I'm sure he told Wobbly that this wasn't the case.

I'm sure he told Wobbly that this wasn't the case.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)

I remember seeing that actually.

It made the FP.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)

you've uploaded yours to the front page wrong

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)

Hahaha!

:D

Edit: Ooooh... I see what you mean. Thanks.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)

so are you a mod?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)

No.

I was combining the two kitten posts into one image then trying to shrink one so the main image wasn't repeated.
It seems that a mod slapped it onto the FP mid-process.

Why would they make me a mod?
:D

If I were a mod you can rest assured that there'd be 5 Toasty's on the FP right now.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)

so what was it they were putting on the front page?

the first 2 panels or the last one?

I smell conspiracy and tin foil hats

*edit - Hahaha you're only saying that to shut me up and stop me blowing your cover ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)

All three together, I hope...

I hope...I'd put the three together as two separate images but wasn't happy with the tonal differences so re-worked and uploaded it as one image. That's when the fun started...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)

I expect it's delayed by intense arguments behind the scenes about whether or not it should be pigs.

Fists pounding on tables, swearing, beads of sweat on foreheads, that sort of thing.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)

LET BACON BATTLE COMMENCE!

*sausage jousts*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)

Counts telly wision...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)

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